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Wed August 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap is approaching $2trillion (with a "T"). Why don't they just buy the damn virus and put it out of our misery?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A guy trades in his million-mile Frontier for a nearly identical model 13 years later. No, this isn't Nissan fanfic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
BMW lost 212 million euros due to coronavirus pandemic. Did they look under they couch? They should always look under the couch first
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
The evolutionary paths of paddlefish and sturgeons diverged 184 million years ago. For those fish to breed is more like "if a human came out of a platypus egg"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Every NBA team's worst free-agent signing of the past decade, including a guy who was paid $17.2 million to stay home for a season
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus on the rise in NJ, millions without power and transportation in the NYC area after Isaias, but sure, let's put a story about Biden's basement on the front page
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign claims their volunteers are knocking on more than 1 million doors per week. The Biden campaign says they are not willing to risk volunteers or voter's lives during a pandemic, so they're knocking on zero
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney lost $3.5 billion due to park closures during the pandemic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Telehealth company Teladoc buying Livongo for $18.5 billion, already planning longer hold times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Stable genius and shrewd businessman Donald Trump spent half a billion dollars on ventilators scheduled to arrive in 2022
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So why exactly have religious groups received $6-10 BILLION in COVID-19 relief funds?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democrats spent $40 million for challenger Amy McGrath to beat a progressive candidate in a close KY primary. Let's see how her challenge to the Turtle is going so far
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AIG loses $7.9 billion
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but hundreds of billionaires who pledged to give their fortunes away through Warren Buffett and Bill Gates' Giving Pledge in 2010 have only gotten richer without really helping people
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(AIdaily)
 
 
 
Who wants to be a trillionaire?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think the vaccine will be the cure-all? With all the complications and lasting problems being identified we're looking at $BILLIONS in long-term medical costs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Liberty University Poured Millions Into Sports. Now Its Black Athletes Are Leaving"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid-19, Lions-8
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In America her hospital bill would come to $1.34 Trillion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 7,000 evacuated from Southern California due to Apple fire. Samsung fire expected to affect millions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sure she's giving away 1.7 billion, but is she doing it well?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Homeland Security officials seized more than $2 billion from travelers last year, but actually charged very few of those travelers with any crime. It's almost like they're just doing it to get free money. Almost like that
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Louisiana to spend $130 million to ensure that castles continue to have something to sink into
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
So let's get down to the *real* issue raised by yesterday's Congressional hearing on Big Tech: Which billionaire tech CEO has the coolest room?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Government agrees to $3.5 billion in reparations to oppressed minorities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In an amazing streak of good fortune the CEO of Kodak buys thousands of shares of the company. Just before Kodak gets almost 1 Billion in bail out money. Oh well you have to be in the right place at the right time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In addition to billions for military projects and millions for a new FBI headquarters, The Trump Administration now wants $377 million for West Wing remodeling to be included in the Coronavirus relief bill, because reasons
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Banco Santander lost $13 billion last quarter
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump just announced that Kodak will begin producing base chemicals for generic pharmaceuticals, and has secured a nearly $1 billion Federal loan to do so. So, momma don't take my Viagrachrome away??
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists revive 100 million-year old microbes probably leading the way for a new pandemic called COVID 190,000,000
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Plans for "UK's answer to Disneyland" theme park outside London finally unveiled, the £3.5billion project is set to open in 2024 and will give Disney Paris a run for its money (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Remember when Mike Bloomberg promised to spend millions to help the Democratic presidential nominee beat Trump? Anyone know what happened ....Bueller Bueller?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomers discover an asteroid has changed it's trajectory and is heading towards earth. Article waits several paragraphs before noting that it won't arrive for one million years
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion tells about how she was almost put down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man ups his game, scores nearly $4 million in fake PPP loans. He might have gotten away with it too, if authorities hadn't gotten suspicious of his near-simultaneous purchase of a $318,000 2020 Lamborghini Huracan registered to his company
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first game ever played at Globe Life Field, the Texas rangers brand new, 40,000-seat, $1.2 billion stadium, the offical attendance was ~100 including players, umps and cameramen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Depressed Belgian woman thought she was a chicken after being found pecking, clucking, crowing, and exploding during sexual arousal
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
If you recently saw a picture of a forlorn lion getting his balls bitten by a horny lioness here's the true story. tl;dr It was his daughter being "playful"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, the Coronavirus relief bill includes $1,200 for you, and $2 billion for F-35s, C-130Js and the A-10 wing replacements along with $1 billion for Navy P-8 planes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan says it will lose a record $4.5 billion this year, swears it's not adopting Yugo's business model
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the pandemic rages on in the US, Americans are reducing their estimates of what makes a person rich to an average of two-million dollars. By next year expect that average to be measured by who's wearing the best barrel
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion hopes to have a small Firefly reunion on The Rookie, but chances are it'd be a wash
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Sun July 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Trump administration gave $21 million to see if heartburn med Pepcid cures COVID-19. It went about as well as anything else Trump has done
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans seem to think that the person on the left is the violent aggressor
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
ComicCon@Home wraps up with a Will Eisner talk, NASA talking about Perseverance, and Nathan Fillion, Joss Whedon, Alan Tudyk, Gina Torres, Mekia Cox, Molly Quinn, Seamus Dever, and Jon Huertas talking about Nathan Fillion. Fun starts @ 1 PM ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James shuts up and dribbles his millions to Florida to help thousands of ex-felons told they have to pay to exercise their rights to vote
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Pink elephants, they're not just for drunks anymore
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Soooo...$9.9 billion to Live Nation then?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
CEOs checks have cleared and millions of dollars have now been added to campaigns for reelections
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Reports of "large apex predator" in West Sussex turns out to be giant stuffed animal sitting on park bench. Americans would have realized this because we like to win carnival games
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Hallmark Channel is finally going to start showing LGBTQI Christmas movies. It's as if One Million Moms screamed out and then were silenced
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Amelia Earhart Day, in which millions of people all over the world celebrate by checking their attics to make sure she isn't hiding in there
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
In news that will shock absolutely no one, two Trump judges broke the Code of Judicial Conduct to stop up to a million Floridians from voting in November
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not News: CEO arrested. Still not news: For fraud. Somewhat newsier: Arrested again. Holy Fark: For his part in a $3.7 billion scheme, causing the company to close its doors
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CEO rants that hell is coming, CNBC plays rant, market drops. CEO makes 2 billion dollars, blames CNBC for playing rant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is currently worth nearly $22 million
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Tue July 21, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Do you have $1.25 million lying around? You could use it to buy this Arizona ghost town 90 minutes north of Phoenix
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Temporary NYC hospital cost $52 million to build in Queens, treated ONLY 79 virus patients. NY Times has a math problem with this
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Madonna never paid her million dollar fine for supporting Pussy Riot
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(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
Dutch government raises 1.23bil euros, injects 4.5mil nanochips, innoculates 12.7million kittens, raises 45.7mil dead baby souls at its first 5G auction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The US is flunking its collective cognitive assessment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, Jed Lowrie won't earn all $20 million of his Mets contract sitting on the injured list -- he will only earn $14 million. Manager: "Our approach has been rehab. He's worked really hard. I can't say that enough"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump 2020 campaign has blown through almost $1 BILLION, and all it has to show for it are a $2.4M house in Fort Lauderdale, a pair of Florida condos, a yacht, and a Ferrari
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Looks like Wirecard's Jan Marsalek is snuggled up under Russia's wing in Belarus, bet he found that missing €2 billion. ...Let me guess, Belarus doesn't extradite to the EU
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Fed promised it would fire a "money cannon" of $trillions in cheap credit to keep US businesses afloat during the pandemic. Reality: $12mil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump wants to bail out big business and Wall Street billionaires. Country Time is truly helping out the little guy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Millions of American workers had their pay cut temporarily due to the pandemic. For many, the pay cuts are no longer looking temporary
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Blaze aboard billion-dollar US Navy ship USS Bonhomme Richard to hinder Pacific fleet for years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Maybe take this as a sign to stop believing in antiquated nonsense
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can LIJ avenge their humiliation at the hands of EVIL? Will Master Wato survive his 1st encounter with Minoru Suzuki? How badly does TenCozy beat the Young Lions? NEW JAPAN ROAD starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I mean, sure, it looks like a lion, but it could really be any big cat. You just don't know. I had to be a genius to get that one right. Believe me
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Let's spin the wheel and see which major US corporation today laid off tens of thousands of workers after accepting tens of millions of dollars in government economic assistance that was intended for retaining workers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Only in America can you have a story about 1.5 million healthcare workers being laid off during a pandemic
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Sat July 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans air-dropping millions of dollars into races where Donald Trump coasted in the 2016 election
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Ugly ass white rhinoceros calf born in Latin America. And for once, we do mean ugly ass
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Fri July 17, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Got a spare $3 million? You can buy the Golden Girls' house. Betty White not included
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump, astute businessman 1989 edition: "I feel sorry for the poor guy who is going to buy the Dallas Cowboys" ...purchase price $140 million, today's value $5 billion
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain goes into lockdown mode again, sending 1.6 million Barcelonians to their homes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New efficient cooling could save $2.9 trillion by 2050 and help curb climate change. That is, if you believe you can unfry an egg
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
One individual practically purchased Judge Beer Bong's confirmation for nearly $16 million
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley billionaires have decided
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Experts: extended unemployment benefits, which expire next week, are the only thing between 30 million Americans and financial catastrophe. Trump: 'find something new.' McConnell: 'no blue state bailouts.' This is your regular failed state thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For the History Books: "...When 140,000 people had died, with 1,000 more dying every day-not to mention tens of millions desperately unemployed-Trump took time for a photo-op promoting beans because the CEO praised him"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion shot In Thee Foot
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A million views of Drew Twitching and Farking
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
DeVos, daughter of a billionaire tax-dodger (see yacht registration), only cares about one child. Her petulant pubescent boss
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
JP Morgan sets aside 10 billion dollars as the Pandemic rages, the economy slides and debts mount
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(CNN)
 
 
 
French healthcare workers collectively bargain for $9 billion in pay raises. For the Americans, collective bargaining is a negotiation between an employer and a labor union usually on wages, hours, and working conditions. You should try it some time
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(SILive)
 
 
 
2 ugly-ass and rare Siberian tiger cubs named after members of the U.S. women's national soccer team (w/ pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas gives 14 million dollars to a billionaire to make vaporware and tweet about weed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Small Business Administration relied on false and inflated figures to calculate how the Paycheck Protection Program saved 55 million jobs so the Trump administration could show a rare COVID success
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Summary Livestream. Somehow we hit One Million views since March, no idea how that happened. This one's gonna be shorter because apocalypse Tuesday was cancelled. However we will have some Kanye West updates
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyday, doom's a-gettin' closer/ Covid's faster than a roller coaster/ increasing by a million cases every five days/ A-hey, a-hey hey
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House signals openness to unemployment compromise as crucial deadline looms for 30 million with no good job prospects in sight and a new lockdown probably right around the corner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Weinstein victims to Judge: Yeah that $19 million settlement fund SOUNDS like a lot of money, but he had so many victims that it's going to only net us about $7,500-20,000 per
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A record 5.4 million Americans have lost their health insurance in the pandemic. World's greatest healthcare system, ladies and gentlemen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald "Winner" Trump continues his string of record setting accomplishments with a projected $3.74 Trillion annual deficit. Eclipsing weak Obama's measly $1.4 Trillion record. You libs must be so triggered
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Did you know there's a search engine that plants trees for every search done? This month they planted their 100-millionth tree
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach roadside zoo? Meet Carole Farking Baskin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but, apparently, inventing $3 trillion out of thin air and dumping it into the stock market has created more than a few "bubbles" and fueled "irrational exuberance" rather than "stability"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Mid East's energy producers are expected to earn $270 billion less in oil revenue this year proving oil and tears don't mix
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
20 million Americans face eviction and homelessness by September because the GOP refuses to help them
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
Minneapolis: "Hey, we need $500 million to pay for all this riot damage." Trump: "You pay for it--you should have plenty of cash from defunding your police"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Rainmaker, or the King of Darkness; who will walk away with the trophy and a double-title shot against Tetsuya Naito? LIVE from Osaka-Jo Hall, NEW JAPAN CUP 2020: FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Okay, Farkers, since you know everything, in the linked photo, which zebra is looking at the camera--left or right?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Okay, Farkers, since you know everything, in the linked photo, which zebra is looking at the camera--left or right?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
After lobbying, Catholic Church won $1.4 Billion in virus aid to help cover those pesky sex abuse payouts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi goes all in with poker face against the White House concerning the next stimulus relief package: A trillion dollars for Phase 4? That's just the ante, pal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A-Rod: here's our $1.7 bid to buy the Mets. Steve Cohen: isn't that cute. Here's $2 billion for the team, and another $2 billion for SNY
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's TB12 company got between $350,000 and $1 million to help it survive the COVID-19 pandemic. If they don't lay off either employee, they get to keep it all
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(Grape japan)
 
 
 
For the "Neon Genesis Evangelion" golf fan in your life, consider giving these plushie-type protective club covers and flip-up golf ball markers modeled after Evangelion Unit-01 and Evangelion Unit-02
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A 9,400-square-foot home in Durham, NC is now for sale for only $1.9 million. It includes a chef-style kitchen, lovely outdoor spaces with a swimming pool, faulty staircase that will kill your unwanted spouse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo preparing to fire thousands even as it continues to rake in millions
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
1.5 billion people will depend on water from mountains until Nestle buys it all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath doesn't need to win, she just needs to force Mitch to spend $80 million in Kentucky that he was planning to spend helping other Republican Senate races nationwide
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stanford cuts 11 sports programs citing a $70M loss over the next three years despite having $27 billion in endowments
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Church raided for selling bleach as coronavirus cure. Hey, if you can't trust a church whose founder is a billion-year-old god from Andromeda, who can you trust?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It took the U.S. 98 days to reach 1 million cases of COVID. It took us 43 more days to reach 2 million and only 28 more days to reach 3 million. But yeah, let's get those schools open
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett giving away another $2.9 billion. And you felt good about giving the homeless guy two bits when you got off the subway this morning
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham is now a millionaire, thanks to the taxpayers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In what is SURELY pure coincidence, Dallas megachurch that hosted Mike Pence approved for millions in pandemic aid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As Coronavirus cases in the state have skyrocketed to nearly a quarter-million after a five-fold increase in the last two weeks, let's hear what Florida Gov DeSantis has to say for himself, shall we?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
While most Americans got a $1,200 stimulus, religious institutions received $10 billion
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The strangest thing about this tale of a spooky mansion owned by a creepy millionaire is that no van-load of ghost-busting beatniks with a talking dog is involved (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BoJo extends $2 billion lifeline to save the arts sector in the UK, even Morrissey
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(Wired)
 
 
 
With 10 million light-year long magnetized filaments of space, the universe has more magnetism than the ICP has Faygo
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Cam Newton is tired of not cheating
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
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Sat July 04, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Linkin Park's "In the End" hits 1 billion YouTube views for some apropos reason
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Cedar Rapids illegally seized $3 million in tax refunds from people who didn't pay speed camera tickets. This week the city agreed to give $639,252 of that back
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
A new era dawns in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Is Karl Fredericks ready to take the next step in his training? Are ANY of the Young Lions ready? LION'S BREAK COLLISION starts @ 10:00 PM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Election monitors for Russia's 'referendum' on extending Putin's rule through 2036 find "unprecedented" fraud, as many as 22.4 million falsified votes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Best Korea's best despot Kim Jong Un claims the country's COVID-19 response a 'shining success'. Which means millions are probably infected
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump thinks Joe Biden can't tell the difference between a lion and a camel
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Pepperidge Farm Remembers - and you can too if you have $2.45 million
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
America needs to stop honoring slave traders and start honoring chefs who fed millions of soldiers during WW2. Tear down Columbus, raise up Chef Boyardee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Land Rover: Let's stop making a real off-road vehicle. Billionaire: I'll build my own. Land Rover: *legal maneuvering*. Legal system: Eat a bag of dicks, Land Rover
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A whopping 4.3 million idiots tuned in to see the frothing fear-mongering of nazi dishrag Tucker Carlson
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So what WILL happen if 20 million people are suddenly evicted from their rental apartments?
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How much is your company worth, $70 million? Okay, so you think $700 million would help you out a little?
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
With latest song, K-pop girl group BLACKPINK sets five YouTube views-related Guinness World Records. Just like McDonald's, it's not about the quality, it's about the millions and millions served
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
(Lifts pinky to face with help of other arm) ONE BILLION DOLLARS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Chinese bank uses gold bars as collateral for loan. News: 83 tons of gold in exchange for 4 billion in loans. Fark: The gold is all fake. Ultrafark: No one checked until the loans were issued
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3.4 Million Lamborghini hole in the water
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Gill Foundation has pledged a quarter-million-dollar donation to save the Stonewall Inn from closing
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why this billionaire is moving his company from a liberal hell hole to ultraconservative Austin TX
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Masked socially distant lions, oh my
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We've spent $10 billion on "Operation Warp Speed" and not only are we not going to get green Orion girls out of it, but we might not even get a usable Covid vaccine-which is a problem because we've sacrificed treatment and prevention research for it
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Kanye celebrates wife becoming billionaire by posting pics of tomatoes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
A National Mask Mandate Could Save The U.S. Economy $1 Trillion, Goldman Sachs Says
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Does Hallmark have a card that says "I'm so very sorry my great-great-Grandpa colonized your country, enslaved your people, pillaged your resources, and killed 10 million of your citizens"? Because someone get the King of Belgium that card
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A billion here, a billion there, starts a becoming real lost money
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Mon June 29, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Germany's version of the Dallas Cowboys is not impressed with their billionaire owner and are looking to fire him
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New England Patriots will not contest NFL sanctions for illegal 2019 recording the Cincinnati Bengals sideline. As penalty, Patriots ordered to pay fine of $1.1 million, lose one draft pick, sign Cam Newton
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
While many Americans are struggling due to Covid-19, at least the billionaires suffered as well right? Ummmmm, RIGHT???
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Millionaire's donation incites youth to rage
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Sun June 28, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Digital shopping cart abandonment poses a serious threat to online retailers. Subby can't imagine how you got distracted reading this article when you had over a million dollars worth of Trump merchandise in your cart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK puppy believed stuck in rabbit hole for two weeks doesn't care, comes home for Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
India's cases spike again, affecting almost a half-million people and untold past, present, and future lifetimes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is an abandoned oil tanker off the coast of Yemen. It holds a million barrels of oil. It is decaying and taking on water, threatening a major environmental disaster. Have a nice day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Verizon finds their Facebook ads running along QAnon content, takes its $1+ million/month ad buy and goes home
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
You know things have gotten bad when the people who poured millions of dollars into lying about government-run health care actually admit they made a mistake
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal government sent $1.4 Billion in stimulus checks to dead people. Most seemed to have an address at some resort in Palm Beach, Florida. You can't explain that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Party of Lincoln? "We can debate about what side was right or wrong, or, you know, whether it was an invasion or a rebellion"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dear sir/madam, I am a prince of a small African nation and wish to share this windfall of a resource found only within our borders, in the amount of 3.4 million US dollars
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
We are removing her name from the stadium due to racist comments said in the past...oh but don't worry, we'll be keeping the 2 million she donated to build it
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(The Register)
 
 
 
European bank is hit with a record 809 million packet-per-second DDoS attack, will be charged by its ISP for excessive usage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good News: First-time claims for unemployment benefits have fallen in every report for the past 12 weeks. Bad News: Another 1.5 million Americans filed initial jobless claims last week
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: "We can supply the economy with $2.3 trillion to help during the pandemic lockdown". Let's see how they're doing so far...oops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's all break out our tiny, tiny violins for Wall Street, who spent millions to take down AOC in her primary and failed utterly. No, no, those violins are still too big. Tinier
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if Trump wants to slap $3.1 billion in additional tariffs on goods from the UK, France, Germany and Spain. Items include olives, coffee, chocolate, beer, gin, some trucks and machinery
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Injecting some youth and hipness into the ownership, 69-year-old Yale graduate Sheila Ford Hamp takes control of the Detroit Lions from her 94-year-old mother
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson fined *puts pinky to hoo-ha* 4.14 billion
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
World's smallest dinosaur egg, 10g in weight, discovered in western Japan. Russian billionaire in talks with his scientists to defossilize and hatch it into full-sized Cretaceous mini-dinosaur
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's Didi wants 1 million Johnny Cabs on its platform by 2030. With all those fares, they should have total recall of the streets in no time
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Zoo names newborn giraffe 'Corona', immediately quarantines it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK naval warship worth over $1.5 billion has been drydocked for over four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Investment firm decides to move its billion-dollar business to Phoenix because of ongoing "cultural unrest" in the city of Seattle. Bazillion dollar unicorn farm besieged by antifa supersoldiers to follow shortly
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass sea lion pup born at the Pittsburgh Zoo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS hires McKinsey to audit the almost $200 billion in emergency relief funds given to hospitals in the pandemic relief bill. By a shocking coincidence many of those hospitals have highly lucrative contracts with...yep. Mckinsey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
RNC spin: it's okay that only 6500 people attended Trump's OK rally in person because 11 million people attended online, so it was actually the best rally ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump aides are going to only book tiny areas for future rallies to make them look huge. Anyone with a pavilion seating 30 people can expect an inquiry from Team Trump in the next few days asking whether you want to pay Trump to hold a rally there
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(Nature)
 
 
 
CERN wants to build a €21-billion super-collider, which may also send us back in time to before the covid
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Small and medium businesses are feeling the brunt of lockdown pain, but then again, they're not getting multi-$billion bailouts for their stonk prices and execs either
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia mass shooter withdrew nearly a half million in cash before the shootings directly from a Brinks depot which is consistent with how police informants are paid. Things are getting weird
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign forgot to put the "I am over 18" checkbox on the Tulsa signup screen so now he has the personal information of a million or so minors. So the Trump campaign is likely in violation of COPPA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OCD is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year [new link]
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's MTV Unplugged guitar sells for $6 million at auction, apparently to someone who believed it was a holey grail
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Duo who stole over $8 million in rare books and artifacts from the Carnegie Library get the book thrown...wait, their sentences are what?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Amount of wealth added by US billionaires since the coronavirus started is enough to pay over $13,000 to each of the 44,000,000 unemployed US citizens
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Grifter Alert: Trump has half a billion in loans coming due. They may be his biggest conflict of interest yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
First it was $2.1billion - now Wirecard has lost its CEO
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
So, you think a sea lion can take a Z28? Let's see what ya got
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(Michael Osterholm)
 
 
 
1.6 million US dead in the next 18 months. With no end in sight. Ever. Welcome to the reality of the COVID-19 world
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FEMA paid a newly formed company run by an ex-telemarketer for 4 million test tubes, got 3 million 2 liter soda bottles instead, then approved those and shipped them to 50 states
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How many angels are needed to cover Trump's ass? Apparently 100 million
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Keep in mind the source for all this is a Cap'n Crunch look-alike who refused to testify when it could have mattered, but, Bolton claims Trump enthusiastically endorsed China's plans to build concentration camps to house millions of Uighur Muslims
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
There could be as many as 6 billion Class-M planets in the Milky Way. We're gonna need a lot more than a 5-year mission
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The National Drug Stockpile is now stuck with 63 million doses of obvious tag
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh pubs and clubs must get rid of 2.8 million pints of stale, out-of-date beer. Subby wonders why "just call it microbrew and send it to America" isn't on the list of solutions
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Wed June 17, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Where is the missing 'Tiger King' millionaire? Investigators are on the case
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the fastest cuteness on land
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
No James Bond wannabes, I expect you to drive ...these Aston Martin ultra-rare James Bond DB5 replicas worth $5 million each
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
All this viral turmoil is fueling the rise of Skynet and the robot rebellion. Don't say you weren't warned
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lions in the wild generally don't like to be petted
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Millions (yes millions) of abandoned oil wells are leaking more methane than an army of your Uncle Freds after Frijole Friday
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The head of a right wing group that poured millions into pushing Neil Gorsuch into ascending to the Supreme Court melts down after learning he's not a bigoted asshole
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Tweet: A million people have signed up to come to Trump's rally in Tulsa. Reality: Tulsa doesn't have a million residents and the venue holds 19,000. Fark: Brad Parscale brags about all of the personal information he's collected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Solar Orbiter makes first close pass of the sun, getting as close as 48 million miles from surface. "We have never taken pictures of the sun from a closer distance than this"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The $100 billion conventions industry is starting to reopen and all six attendees could not be more excited
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study calculates there could be more than 30 intelligent civilizations across our galaxy. "This is an enormous advance over previous estimates which spanned from zero to billions"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In fiscal year 2019, police misconduct in US cities cost taxpayers over $300 million in lawsuit settlements
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC fines telemarketers a quarter BILLION dollars. Telemarketers pay $6,000. Guys, I think I just figured out why telemarketers keep doing it
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
More than a million Democrats voted in the Georgia primary this week, and ballots are still being counted - up from 765,000 in 2016 when there actually was a contested Presidential primary. See you in November, Donald
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(NPR)
 
 
 
$4.6 billion dollar wall proposed to protect Miami from denial
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(newsdio.com)
 
 
 
More great news from the most efficent health care system in the world: Seattle man gets $1.1 million bill, heart palpitations
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After Trump touted it as a Covid-19 cure-all. The state of Florida quickly moved to secure 1 million doses of hydroxychloroquine. After distributing it to every Florida hospital that asked for it, they have...*checks math* 983,900 doses left
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are closing in on a 12-billion-year-old signal from the end of the universe's 'dark age.' Even so, they won't admit this may lead to a Renaissance in their work
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bankrupt Hertz wants to sell up to $1 billion in stock because in this timeline you'll buy anything
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hello, Isle of Wight Festival, is it Lionel Riche you've been looking for?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon's apparel company sued after over 1 million people applied for their "Free Dresses for Teachers" promotion, but they only had 250 dresses to give away. I wonder how many bar towels they could make out of those dresses?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's Lloyds Bank fined $81 million for overcharging mortgage customers. Wells Fargo and Bank of America share a sensible chuckle at such Old World pittances
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration stole $511 billion that should have gone to small businesses
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Headline: Google outsells OnePlus with 7.2 million Pixel smartphones in 2019. Article: that translates to 0.4% market share
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter gets a 1 million dollar donation as part of the BTSARMY match initiative, sight unseen
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Wed June 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Fifteen cases rapidly going to zero. Oh did I say zero I meant 2 Million. My bad
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amount sent: $133. Transaction fee: $2.5 million
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
(pinky to mouth) "$2 priceless trillion"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korea may be making millions by selling A: Nuclear technology? B: Weapons? or C: Sand?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia to return 1.3 million disease vectors to their incubator in September
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Beyonce close to inking a $100 million agreement to make three movies for Disney
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago brewery up for sale for $2.5 million--on Craigslist
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tennessee tells judge to get screwed, refuses to allow four million people a chance to vote. If only there were a higher level of government to enforce this
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
The legal saga of the attorney who sued his dry cleaner over lost pants fifteen years ago for $54 million has finally concluded
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Tue June 09, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
A $5 million musician fund sparked by Covid-19 has already run out of money
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you ready to join the Zbellion?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign is launching a new $10 million ad campaign trumpeting that America is right on the verge of recovering from the devastation he's wrought, so be sure to stick with him this November
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Controlling spacecraft from millions of miles away, researching protein-ratcheting techniques involved in nanopore DNA sequencing, collaborative data research - the remarkable stuff scientists get done as they WFH. How's your sofa?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
35 million stimulus checks are still out there. What you need to know if you're waiting for your money (and ridiculously patient)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A million-mile Chinese battery could power your EV. At least until Big Oil lobbyists get through with it in DC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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Sun June 07, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out billion-year-old water tastes terrible, but not as bad as Dasani
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I don't know what a BTS is, but they just donated one million dollars to Black Lives Matter
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Colorado home made of shipping containers lists for a million six. Oh wait, underground bunker included
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Warren Buffett made a mistake in dumping his airline stocks. Because if anyone knows about running an airline, or making billions in picking stocks, it's Trump
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Professional investor and billionaire Carl Ichan unloaded his shares in bankrupt car rental company Hertz and took a $2 billion bath. The amatuers at Robnhood.com are sure it making a comeback and have bid up the shares 875% Gee wonder who is right?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
1 million terrorists expected to show up in DC on Saturday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ronaldo is filthy rich. In fact he is the first billionaire in football, soccer, whatever you want to call it
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iggy Pop calls for big cat protection, becomes Carole Baskin's latest nemesis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign looks at the electoral map of America and doesn't like what it sees, undertakes a multimillion-dollar advertising effort to further rig some elections
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey says, I haven't pissed off Trump enough. Let me give $3 million to Colin Kaepernick's charity
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and City Officials announce that they're cutting up to a 150 million dollars from the LAPD budget and reinvesting it in communities of color
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Pokemon GOing to donate 5 million dollars to support Black gaming and AR creators that can live on the Niantic platform
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's top trending video on Facebook, with 24 million views, is a rant by Candace Owens attacking George Floyd
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pandemic unemployment claims reach a staggering 42.6 million
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and a Chinese billionaire are trying to overthrow the Chinese regime by flying banners around NYC. Confused? You're not the only one
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news for millions of unemployed Americans, Wall St is booming so at least there will something to loot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, one supposes: ADP projects US lost *only* 2.76 million jobs in May
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember Dr. Fauci and the pandemic? Well he says the US should have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of year
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
We're flushing millions of dollars and thousands of hours already spent planning the RNC convention down the toilet and starting over. Take that, owned lib cucks
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
"It is much harder for Trump to keep his cities happy, which leads to Trump having to deal with more rebellions than any other civilization." - Civ VI modder in 2018
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tech companies and execs would like you to know that out of the $ billions they control, they've made over $20 million in donations after killing of George Floyd
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Tesla smart guy Elon Musk pockets a cool billion-dollar bonus after huge gamble on successful SpaceX flight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus will wipe out $8 trillion from the US economy in the next decade
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CNN president Jeff Zucker knows NYC needs another billionaire to run things, now seriously thinking about running for mayor next year
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Millionaire celeb and friends were not looting or vandalizing, but protesting horrific injustice
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Confederate finally gives up the rebellion
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
246 million-year-old pregnant ichthyosaur discovered in Nevada. Why yes, she was playing slots
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, the lockdown and quarantine sucks, now imagine doing it without the internet like millions of your fellow Americans have had to do
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While the US struggles with almost two million cases and 104,000 deaths, Vietnam, a country without wealth or an advanced healthcare system has not even had one death, here's why
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The US cannot withdraw from the WHO without first paying $100 million in dues. But since when does Trump pay people he owes money?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mass rioting in Minneapolis has police on alert as...OMG...KYLIE JENNER'S NO LONGER A BILLIONAIRE
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms: If you watch Pixar movies, you are a sinner
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How the fark did Zagg Brands, maker of mobile accessories including InvisibleShield screen protectors, Mophie batteries and iFrogz headphones get $9.7 million PPP relief funds when they didn't pay US taxes by funneling profits overseas?
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Two hundred thousand years ago on the plains of Africa, people had sex when there were no lions around. If someone saw a lion, no one got very hard or wet until it went away"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions could move training camp to West Virginia just to let players know Detroit ain't so bad
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Smugglers attempted to push $16 million worth of heroin through Heathrow by putting the drugs inside fruit and nut boxes
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(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Houston billionaire warns of real estate collapse since he has stopped paying rent
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Attention yinzers: For a mere $2.95 million you can buy Ryan Shazier's home
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can sneer at Tik-tok, but it's (private) parent company made $3 billion profit last year. And they say there are no unicorns left
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(Layne change)
 
 
 
"Normally, curses are dismissed as nothing but pure mumbo-jumbo. However, the same may not be said for the Detroit Lions"
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Moderna executives have cashed out $89 million in shares this year, as stock price has soared on vaccine news. Not an actual vaccine, merely a roadmap up to and including a Phase 1 trial
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Bath & Body Works had a strong quarter. Its online sales grew 85% over last year. It expects its sanitizer products to grow into a $300 million business this year, up from $100 million last year." So it's a PERFECT time to close 50 stores
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump has wasted $20 million on lawyers to carry out and execute his political and personal vendettas
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
A Texas 'event planner' who won a $39 million federal contract to deliver food to lower-income residents lied about his about his credentials and client list and has not delivered as much as one meal, according to reports
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft Solitaire turns 30 this week, retains status as highly popular casual game with over 100 million hands played daily. FreeCell can't relate
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Billionaires sounding the alarm on inequality
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How do you sell a $15 million penthouse in the middle of the pandemic? Here's today's Slatesplanation, featuring an interview with a real estate agent who refers to himself as the "Danielle Steele of real estate"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The largest hospital systems got $5 billion in coronavirus emergency funds, despite sitting on $100B in cash. Fark: some are big enough to have their own investment portfolios that earn more than patient care
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tippi Hedren still lives with 13 or 14 lions and tigers but no bears, oh my
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tippi Hedren still lives with 13 or 14 lions and tigers but no bears, oh my
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Brooklyn coronavirus hospital closes... without EVER opening. $21 million well spent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is surely a coincidence, Moderna CFO and CMO sold off $30 million worth of Moderna stocks shortly after prices spiked after announcing encouraging results in their Covid-19 vaccine
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Snapchat outage inconveniences millions of AWs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy's Capone shoots up the quarantine box office with over $2 million in ten days
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Let this be clear, I'm not not a feminist," complains woman worth $14 million who has the right to control her own finances, own property, vote, change her name, and say stupid shiat on Instagram
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So...we may be wrong about how galaxies form: new observation suggests a slight adjustment of 2.5 billion years or so (tag also for the theorized mode of accretion)
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
That's a nice, round number, 300 million doses
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Macy's says it will lose a billion dollars this quarter as sales are practically down to penneys
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A social media app with 1,500 users and no public website is already valued at $100 million. Bubble? What bubble?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Highly indebted 'zombie' companies control more than 2 million U.S. jobs and despite that debt, are still searching for gaaaaaaaaains
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wealthy landlord problems: Landlords in the Hamptons having problems throwing out wealthy tenants who are SQUATTING in multi-million dollar homes because they're refusing to pay rent after NY issued a non-eviction order due to the coronavirus crisis
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Owners approve lending Rams another $500 million for stadium
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
38. MILLION. Unemployed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♫ Five. Five million. Five million 'fections. ♫♫ It is the way
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(Google)
 
 
 
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Yahoo)