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Sun July 22, 2018
		The start time has been moved up due to rain. Here is your Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Foxwoods Resort Casino 301 thread. NBCSN 1pm ET. No lights at New Hampshire Motor Speedway, so if they can't get a dry window the race will be Monday source: nascar.com \| share:	2
		Physics researchers discover why farts are so hilarious source: phys.org \| share:	16

Sat July 21, 2018
		Trump has yet to issue the 2016 and 2017 National Medals for Arts, Science, or Technology because he can't get one and he refuses to share the limelight with, well, anyone source: nytimes.com \| share:	84
		The Terminator will have electric muscles instead of motors, may be triggered by sunshine source: kurzweilai.net \| share:	26

Fri July 20, 2018
		Australian plane struck by lightning mid-air, proving Australia will try to kill you at a distance too source: abc.net.au \| share:	23
		Seems as if Trump's desire for another playdate with Vlad has thrown DC into the twilight zone. Funny, subby thought we've been in a twilight zone for a year and a half now source: cnn.com \| share:	69

Thu July 19, 2018
		Due to its thick atmosphere, Saturn's moon Titan looks like a fuzzy yellow ball in visible light, but Cassini has provided infrared pics that show the surface in incredible detail source: nasa.gov \| share:	14
		The "Daily" White House briefing is a great tool for building cohesion between government and governed, shed light on causes for decisions, and hold the administration accountable. Which is why we've only had 3 in the past 30 days source: money.cnn.com \| share:	19

Wed July 18, 2018
		Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity source: usatoday.com \| share:	200
		Chief of Staff John Kelly gives GOP green light to rebuke Trump's remarks. Care to guess if they did? source: thehill.com \| share:	82

Tue July 17, 2018
		Privacy researcher pieces together the details of love affairs (and drug deals) from payment app that publicly broadcasts financial transactions. Still a better love story than Twilight source: motherboard.vice.com \| share:	11
		Given that the U.S. president spent the last 36 hours abroad humbling himself to his nation's most dangerous adversary, you could be forgiven if you've forgotten he's also been orchestrating crimes against humanity back home source: cnn.com \| share:	42
		Cockroach robots to fix Rolls Royce engines. However it has to be done in the dark, they run away when you turn on the light source: cnbc.com \| share:	22
		For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary source: msn.com \| share:	43

Mon July 16, 2018
		Finns know what only slightly more than a majority of American voters know. Trump is unfit for, well, anything that you have to be elected to source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	58
		As we reach the break, five of six division leaders look about like we expected. For Washington fans, their season highlight might be Bryce Harper in the Home Run Derby. Also, LAD are your new #5 team, the Spinal Tap drummer of Power Rankings source: espn.com \| share:	18
		"So, this is what gaslighting feels like," laments Terry Crews source: vox.com \| share:	29

Sun July 15, 2018
		Geek thread telescope trifecta. You know you wanna, Mods source: astrobio.net \| share:	7
		More than 2,800 children are still locked up in Trump's Kids Koncentration Kamps. If this description of their daily plight doesn't make you ragepuke, you might be wearing a red hat made in China source: nytimes.com \| share:	137
		The St Louis Cardinals, who change managers only slightly less frequently than the Steelers change head coaches, have fired Mike Matheny source: stltoday.com \| share:	25

Sat July 14, 2018
		Ah, the miracle of Duct Tape: like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and can be used to strap elderly nursing home patients into chairs source: clickorlando.com \| share:	51
		Forget alien megastructures. New observations rule them out, and explain Tabby's Star with dust alone source: forbes.com \| share:	21

Fri July 13, 2018
		Article claims perfect temperature to be 74 degrees...unless you are a beer of course source: jezebel.com \| share:	85

Thu July 12, 2018
		Ear implant lets deaf gerbils sense sound from light signals. Effectiveness in small, dark passages remains to be seen source: physicsworld.com \| share:	28
		"Telescope" buried in ice in Antarctica just observed a black-hole powered neutrino emitted 4 billion light years away from an event also observed by a gamma ray observatory in orbit source: syfy.com \| share:	31
		Woman trying to take photos during vintage biplane flight loses phone. Uses Find My iPhone app to track it down in someone's yard, and it's working perfectly source: whotv.com \| share:	58
		The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump source: mediaite.com \| share:	73
		Trump is gaslighting soybean farmers source: slate.com \| share:	97

Wed July 11, 2018
		Optional upgrades for Houthi pickup trucks: Extended cab, skid plate, light bar, 20mm Vulcan cannon, winch source: thedrive.com \| share:	54
		Just in case you're struck by lighting 51 times or hit by a bus in Antarctica, here's how to remain anonymous: First, call all the lawyers source: cnbc.com \| share:	79

Tue July 10, 2018
		Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this source: tallahassee.com \| share:	11
		"You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy" source: bbc.com \| share:	41
		PSA: A one hundred dollar bill should read "The United States of America" and not "for motion picture use only." Tag is for the clerks that took them source: news4jax.com \| share:	51
		It was lights out at the 2018 World Series of Poker source: espn.com \| share:	13
		"I wasn't drinking while driving, officer, just drinking while at stop lights and stop signs" source: tcpalm.com \| share:	28
		"May the bridges I burn light the way," aka quitting your job in style source: nypost.com \| share:	28
		Canada eschewed the "liberal immigration doom loop," which is also the name of my Gordon Lightfoot cover band source: theatlantic.com \| share:	44

Mon July 09, 2018
		You know Florida man is a Florida Man when he steals beer from the store but still goes for the Natty Light source: fox4now.com \| share:	29
		Shirtless DUI driver runs back to burning car to light cigarette, "singeing part of his eyebrows off in the process." With happy mugshot goodness source: fox40.com \| share:	33

Sun July 08, 2018
		The Sunday Morning Music Club is searching for the bright lights of Broadway and the spacious sound stages of Tinseltown; this week we're all about the musical. Specifically, we're looking for best musical soundtracks of all time source: autostraddle.com \| share:	145

Sat July 07, 2018
		The the 1956 IBM SAGE was not only the largest computer ever built, it was also every sci-fi film computer. Behold its walls of blinky light glory source: wired.com \| share:	97
		Saturday Night MMA: UFC 226, with a superfight between light heavyweight champ Daniel Cormier and heavyweight champ Stipe Miocic. Also Francis N'Gannou vs Derrick Lewis. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV at 10 PM ET source: ufc.com \| share:	307
		Scooter rider in China with zero awareness runs red light, meets minivan with zero awareness... and leaves Darwin disappointed source: nypost.com \| share:	41
		Traveling at the speed of light would take 200,000 years to go across the Milky Way Galaxy. Which coincidentally is exactly the same amount of time it would take to travel the entire 405 Freeway in a 1973 Ford Galaxy source: space.com \| share:	47

Fri July 06, 2018
		Fark-ready headline of the day: "Asiana chair apologizes for flights lacking meals, suicide" source: apnews.com \| share:	9
		What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua wearing an Uncle Sam hat? Hopefully a greenlight, because the picture of this is adorable source: bbc.com \| share:	28
		I've heard of lightning bugs but not lightning frogs source: geekologie.com \| share:	8

Thu July 05, 2018
(Some Knight)		Red Sox sign Kyle Wren, son of Sox VP who will ultimately be rewarded with impalement by light saber source: overthemonster.com \| share:	5
		Like to go to movies but have a small bladder? Slate proposes a dumb solution source: slate.com \| share:	82
		Turns out that that Einstein guy was fairly smart after all source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Wed July 04, 2018
		Flight of the Conchords announce upcoming HBO special. It's business time source: nme.com \| share:	37

Tue July 03, 2018
		Here's a Polish joke. Q: How do you stop a right-wing Polish government from taking over the judiciary? A: Not sure. Lech Walesa is involved, if that gives you a sense of the stakes. Oh, uh... I mean, a solar-powered flashlight source: nytimes.com \| share:	38
		CNN, NBC and CBS: That video you took of the jet engine losing parts during your flight is scary, can we use your picture and credit you? Photographer: Sure thing. Fox News: Hey, can we use your - Photographer: Nooooooooooooope source: thewrap.com \| share:	92
		Even after 3 unsuccessful surgeries, man still wants to achieve his big dream: to look like a "space elf" source: people.com \| share:	105

Mon July 02, 2018
		Chinese scientists build lethal 'laser' assault rifle that will be able to burn through your clothes and light you on FIRE, no word yet on whether they're working on one that also shoots BBQ sauce source: 9news.com.au \| share:	113

Sat June 30, 2018
		Legal fireworks are so boring in New Jersey even your neighbors won't call the cops over what you light up source: nj.com \| share:	48
		While Orioles dither on whether to give up in 2018, Red Sox go to Blue Jays' everything-must-go yard sale, pick up slightly worn Steve Pearce. Here's how he might help them beat the Yankees source: weei.radio.com \| share:	6

Fri June 29, 2018
(Some Guy)		As if stinky passengers and fights over phones weren't bad enough, flight attendants have higher rates of cancer in every form studied source: ehjournal.biomedcentral.com \| share:	19
		Boeing's hypersonic airliner expected to fly at 90,000 feet for two-hour New York to London flight. Queen Elizabeth's Concorde impression warming up on the tarmac source: nbcnews.com \| share:	36

Thu June 28, 2018
		Sammy Sosa dismisses criticism of his lighter skin tone and says it does not bother him because his vast wealth allows him to do 'whatever he wants' source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	32
		These violent delights have violent ends source: techcrunch.com \| share:	12
		Nigel Farage goes full fanboy by dying his hair blonde, like Trump's. Now plans on growing little one-inch mustache like his second favorite leader source: metro.co.uk \| share:	57
		All that rush hour traffic got you running late for work? No sweat; just slap some fake police lights and a siren on your car and watch those suckers part like the Red Sea source: stltoday.com \| share:	33
		Bud Light is offering California free beer if Mexico beats Brazil in World Cup. Analysts suggest this is a brilliant marketing move, as there's no way Mexico can win against that many players source: abc7.com \| share:	13
		Astronomers dazzled by a brilliant supernova apparently haven't ever checked the resale value of one source: seattlepi.com \| share:	10

Wed June 27, 2018
		Astronomy Highlights - Summer 2018. "Moon Near Uranus" source: apod.nasa.gov \| share:	8
		Hello Flight 1623 this is Jack in tower control. Hi, Jack source: nypost.com \| share:	70
		Oh nothing, just a massive asteroid that could have caused Armageddon got very close to hitting us source: pennlive.com \| share:	57

Tue June 26, 2018
		To the delight of Dallas Cowboys fans everywhere, Tony Romo predicts 'the team to beat' in 2018 source: sportsday.dallasnews.com \| share:	15
		86-year old Twilight league baseball coach fills in at right field for his depleted roster, see how he does source: youtube.com \| share:	14
		Woman's profanity-laden meltdown on flight has airline apologizing to everyone "who had to witness this" source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	86

Mon June 25, 2018
		DeLand City Hall closed due to DeLightning Strike source: mynews13.com \| share:	18
		Kind teen helps deaf and blind man on flight. No word if she picked up mean pinball skills in exchange source: yahoo.com \| share:	61
		Denver-bound flight rerouted to Albuquerque due to effects of atmospheric change on stomachs containing Taco Bell source: kob.com \| share:	33
		We're experiencing light turbulence so I'm placing the seat belt sign back on. Be sure to look out your window to see some of the tumultuous vortices Jupiter is known for source: phys.org \| share:	8
		The "Avengers: Infinity War" cast were only told the film's ending on the day it was shot, while in a van. No word if they were down by the river at the time. [SPOILERS] source: screenrant.com \| share:	138

Sun June 24, 2018
		Attention K-Mart drug users source: wtop.com \| share:	90

Sat June 23, 2018
		"The curse of the Irish" causes a five hour Azure outage in Dublin (the rest of us know it as 'sunlight') source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	11

Fri June 22, 2018
		White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF) source: twitter.com \| share:	211
		Contestant of TV show "The Proposal" moonlights on "The date rape" source: themuse.jezebel.com \| share:	33
		Iceland World Cup highlights with "Immigrant Song" as the soundtrack. Chillingly awesome source: screengrabber.deadspin.com \| share:	18
		"What made the Nazis possible? Why didn't anyone stop them?" How could they Nazi this coming source: kottke.org \| share:	22

Thu June 21, 2018
		According to a participant in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, Half Scoop was all excited to get Clinton dirt but once he realized he wasn't getting any "the lights went out" source: gq.com \| share:	130
		Fancy a career change? Britain is recruiting now for someone to lead Brexit talks on an aviation deal so flights aren't grounded. Bonus: "Prior knowledge of airspace and the aviation sector is an advantage but not necessary" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	26
		Flight in India becomes vomitorium after captain decides he's had enough of passengers' shenanigans source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	83
		Paul McCartney discusses his writing strategy with Kanye West: "I was tootling around on guitar, and Kanye spent a lot of time looking at pictures of Kim". How the mighty have fallen source: nme.com \| share:	43

Wed June 20, 2018
		Want your house to sell for more? Consider painting the front door this color source: msn.com \| share:	13
		♫They call him Flipper, Flipper, flips faster than lightning♫ source: cnn.com \| share:	127

Tue June 19, 2018
		Pic and video of streetlight caught over Russian World Cup venue source: perthnow.com.au \| share:	32
		The United Airlines commuter partner in the midwest has been experiencing computer issues for several days. So if you've ever wanted to be stuck in Dayton due to a cancelled flight, you're in luck source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	21
		Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	75
		How could things get worse at the World Cup for the Saudi Arabian team after getting hosed 5-0 by Russia? If you had "in-flight engine fire" on your card, please step forward and claim your prize source: deadspin.com \| share:	11

Sun June 17, 2018
		I wonder if a tagline including whips and riding crops will encourage the admins to greenlight this source: wkrn.com \| share:	42

Sat June 16, 2018
		Phil Mickelson does something that makes golf slightly less boring for a few seconds, though overall still exceedingly boring source: nypost.com \| share:	30
		How do we know the age of the Solar System? We now know Earth, asteroids, and the Sun are slightly different source: forbes.com \| share:	22

Fri June 15, 2018
		Scientists suggest that to jumpstart life on Mars, we should take our deep-sea bacteria and jettison it onto the Red Planet ahead of time, where they will evolve into Martians and simultaneously create oxygen for future Martians source: inverse.com \| share:	64

Thu June 14, 2018
		Crab spiders take flight with tiny silk paragliders, and subby will be in a locked airtight cupboard under some blankets for the rest of the day source: gizmodo.com \| share:	15
		Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency has a spacecraft in an asteroid field and they are going closer to one of the bigger rocks. Never tell the the odds and never tell them that it is a repeat from yesterday's headline as it is a different spacecraft source: planetary.org \| share:	14
		So far 10 flights at Clearwater International Airport have been cancelled because the planes have not been built yet source: tampabay.com \| share:	37

Wed June 13, 2018
		New Comics (6/13) Man-Thor is back. Also, Nancy Drew, Plastic Man, Lost Light, Darkhawk and if you aren't into the whole brevity thing, Hawkman source: insidepulse.com \| share:	2
		You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them source: inverse.com \| share:	56

Tue June 12, 2018
		Multiple lasers could be replaced by a single microcomb. Sharks ambivalent source: phys.org \| share:	5
		Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	44
		Federal Judge gives CNN the green light to keep pushing their fake news agenda under the umbrella of AT&T source: cnbc.com \| share:	114
		Only in Florida is where an alligator can delay a flight source: msn.com \| share:	30
		Rose McGowan charged with cocaine possession planted by Harvey Weinstein source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	79
		New rule #1: Don't shoot the lifeguard source: wtae.com \| share:	40

Mon June 11, 2018
		Hello, ladies. Are you tired of your man smelling like he's been prowling the sewers every day for 27 years? Look at him. Back to me. Now look at these balloons that float. Look closer; the balloons are now deadlights. I'm in the library source: movieweb.com \| share:	21

Sun June 10, 2018
		Damn, it smells like rotten eggs down here. Let me just turn on this light anBOOM source: fox8.com \| share:	68
		Vettel starts at pole, Hamilton at P4 and hoping that Verstappen is Mad Max. It's the opposite of Monaco, the Montreal Grand Prix. Green Lights at 2:10pm ET source: formula1.com \| share:	202
		Listen up, wine snobs. We're sick and tired of your pretentious BS and we're not going to take it anymore. Got that? Good...now go get me a bottle of your finest Boone's Farm, and make it snappy source: purewow.com \| share:	172

Sat June 09, 2018
		Chrysalis returns to exact her revenge on Starlight Glimmer and the Mane 6 Will there be exposition about a complicated plot, or will she just hire a hitpony? Find out on My Little Pony - The Mean 6 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	129
		Air Force grounds full fleet of B-1B Lancers after one blows escape hatch mid-flight source: flightglobal.com \| share:	64

Fri June 08, 2018
		Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		Schiff demands a release of the Nunes Grapefruit transcripts. Promises it will "shed new light on the issues" of juicing, and squeezing, and moderate fondling source: nbcnews.com \| share:	30

Thu June 07, 2018
		Are you a coffee achiever or are you a half double decaffeinated half-calf with a twist of lemon? source: newsweek.com \| share:	43
		Government researchers say it's only a matter of time before there's a cyberattack on an airplane inflight resulting in a catastrophic disaster, so have a nice trip this summer source: gizmodo.com \| share:	85
		Airport kills hog before it had a chance to be killed in the luggage compartment on a Delta flight source: kfor.com \| share:	17

Wed June 06, 2018
		The Enlightenment was great for Democracy and pretty good for excuse-filled racism source: slate.com \| share:	78
		Three important things to know about the upcoming utilities works: Temporary traffic lights will be in place, your water supply won't be affected, and someone named Tom Wysocki is a tw*t source: bristolpost.co.uk \| share:	36
(Some Guy)		It's so hot in Mexico that the traffic lights are melting source: mexiconewsdaily.com \| share:	73

Tue June 05, 2018
		It's a slightly different container, but subby swears he tried something called Crystal Coke in the '80s source: kotaku.com \| share:	42

Mon June 04, 2018
		Since the Talking Heads were inspired by 'afrobeat' music, why not do an album of Talking Heads covers by a west African artist? Same as it ever was source: npr.org \| share:	27
		'Jackett admitted to police he was high on Xanax and Adderall while refilling a Zippo lighter and accidentally spilled the fluid and caught the table on fire. He...panicked and initially told them someone threw a bomb through his window.' source: wnep.com \| share:	36

Sun June 03, 2018
		Astronomers locate neutron star over 200,000 light years from Earth, cannot confirm whether it is dancing or not source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	31

Sat June 02, 2018
		Here's a novel idea: instead of the admins greenlighting the 1,217th link about Action Park, how about greenlighting one about Johnny Knoxville's thinly-disguised movie about Action Park. That'd be like completely different, right? source: film.avclub.com \| share:	30
		Is it really a police chase if the perp stops for red lights? source: abc7.com \| share:	24

Fri June 01, 2018
		Astronomers have discovered galaxies with no stars in them. Glad to know we finally found where Frank Stallone lives source: iflscience.com \| share:	24
		Busted taillight leads to 3 dead bodies, 1 kidnap victim. Just imagine if the guy hadn't had proof of insurance source: nypost.com \| share:	45
		Lightning bolts colliding, very very frightening me. Video source: i.imgur.com \| share:	19

Thu May 31, 2018
		Police on lookout for suspects who fled from cosmetic surgery clinic without paying for £2,000 worth of Botox and lip fillers. Suspects described as 'slightly disturbing looking' (pics) source: independent.co.uk \| share:	33
		The White House has refused to respond to numerous requests from the government's watchdog agency, the GAO. In response, the White House said: Have you met us? Do we look like we DO "accountability"? source: politico.com \| share:	48
		In probably one of the only times a NFL player is called an angel, Arizona Cardinals tight end Jermaine Gresham made sure this woman caught her flight source: espn.com \| share:	35

Wed May 30, 2018
		Fins from the endangered placid whale shark were discovered on a Singapore Air flight en route to Hong Kong source: asiaone.com \| share:	28
		Singapore Airlines re-launches non-stop Singapore-Newark flight. At almost 19 hours in the air, savvy flyers have time for dinner, an ambien nap, breakfast, a second ambien nap, second breakfast, and not having to remember getting to Newark source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	79

Mon May 28, 2018
		Researchers achieve almost instant magnetization of matter by light, are polarized by their achievement source: phys.org \| share:	8
		Mark Hamill had coffee with James Gunn and now everyone is hoping he'll be cast in Guardians of the Galaxy III source: digitalspy.com \| share:	58
		Under no circumstances are you permitted to attempt DIY deportations, Mr. Flight School Instructor source: redding.com \| share:	75

Sun May 27, 2018
		Well, least his old man never cut off The Boss' hand with a light saber; Kasdans admit they lifted Han Solo's daddy issues from Bruce Springsteen's autobiography (Warning: Spoilers in article) source: uproxx.com \| share:	53
		How to write a second-to-last film that makes the audience want more, according to the writers of "Avengers: Infinity War," "Empire Strikes Back" and "Twilight". One of these things is not like the others source: nytimes.com \| share:	39

Fri May 25, 2018
		Not in 1,000 years - The US military says enjoy your science fiction because faster than light travel is pretty much that source: businessinsider.com \| share:	162
		Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto source: freep.com \| share:	16

Thu May 24, 2018
		Satellite video of lightning crossing the country is mesmerizing source: independent.co.uk \| share:	13

Wed May 23, 2018
		Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	97
		"Aaron Schlossberg is the least racist person Aaron Schlossberg knows" source: wonkette.com \| share:	82

Tue May 22, 2018
		Looooong time Fark lurker (biffthewondercow) has put up the first book in his new light novel series: I, Skeleton. This is his shameless plug. --D= Check it out, leave some feedback. Thanks for reading source: amazon.com \| share:	20
		Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	28

Mon May 21, 2018
(UCSC)		"Lightning in the eyewall of a hurricane beamed antimatter toward the ground" is a headline from A) Infowars B) Whatdoesitmean.com or C) UC Santa Cruz source: news.ucsc.edu \| share:	12

Sun May 20, 2018
		Attention, Microsoft users who regularly rely on Flash, Silverlight, and Shockwave controls in their Office 365 documents to make them more lively: Starting this September, the party is over source: techcommunity.microsoft.com \| share:	56
		Stabbing yourself with a pen isn't going to help with your flight delay source: ndtv.com \| share:	27
		After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all source: kxii.com \| share:	67
		Jon Bon Jovi goes on new SiriusXM show, says many talented rock stars from his day were hurt in MTV era by shiatty video choices. "Even Tom Petty was dressed up like an apocalyptic road warrior" source: variety.com \| share:	48

Sat May 19, 2018
		More & more hockey it seems. Today @ 7pm ET the Capitals & the Lightning meet to start a best, 2 out of 3 series. Hopefully the game will go until well past midnight on the west coast. SUP/FC/EABOD/WHARRGARBL source: youtube.com \| share:	496
		Toy company receives trademark for "sweet, slightly musky" scent source: cbsnews.com \| share:	15

Fri May 18, 2018
		These sharks prefer jazz to classical, they still won't call in and donate during a pledge drive source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		First drug to treat chronic migraines approved. Fark: It costs $6,900 without insurance source: fox6now.com \| share:	89
		Giuliani says Mueller has narrowed the scope of questions for an interview with Trump to what they know the answers to source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		MTV freezes Catfish source: usatoday.com \| share:	13

Thu May 17, 2018
		YouTube credited with increasing skill levels of young NBA players by repeatedly exposing them to best highlights of game's greatest legends on demand, without interference from inept youth coaches, broken VCRs, or sketchy competition source: news.slashdot.org \| share:	16
		Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon source: kiro7.com \| share:	29
		Yawn: Video surfaces of airline employee preventing customer from bringing service animal on flight. Fark: The service animal is a velociraptor source: youtube.com \| share:	25
		Tired of Southwest Airlines making headlines for all the wrong reasons, United steps in to reclaim its title. Actually, another passenger was nice and so was the flight attendant. We dipped into a good timeline source: newsweek.com \| share:	109

Wed May 16, 2018
		A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation source: thehill.com \| share:	104
		Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette source: pennlive.com \| share:	55
		In a story that should shock no one on Fark, Alabama church displays sign that says "BLACK FOLKS NEED TO STAY OUT OF WHITE CHURCHES" source: fox19.com \| share:	209

Tue May 15, 2018
		Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one source: clickorlando.com \| share:	12
		A collection of the most bizarre videos and situations from flights in 2018. So far source: newsweek.com \| share:	4

Mon May 14, 2018
(Small Teaser)		Keyan Williams didn't catch many passes for the Nebraska Cornhuskers but he is catching that first flight out of town after deciding to transfer source: smallteaser.com \| share:	4

Sun May 13, 2018
		After you spend all day with your mother, it's time for some hockey. Can the Capitals take a 2-0 series lead home with them? Or will the Lightning strike back and even the series? The puck drops at 8pm ET on NBCSN source: nhl.com \| share:	509

Sat May 12, 2018
		United Airlines caved to pressure from "a small-but-mighty group of fans" and restored tomato juice to its in-flight beverage offerings. No such luck for the Courvoisier source: bloomberg.com \| share:	38

Fri May 11, 2018
		Astronomers have never seen light like this around a newly forming star. I'm not saying it's the birth of aliens, but source: forbes.com \| share:	9
		We now head east for the start of the Conference Finals, where no Ovechkin has gone before. There has never been any reason to stop watching hockey. Capitals and Lightning in the Eastern Conference Finals, game starts at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN source: nhl.com \| share:	531

Thu May 10, 2018
		Eden Mill's first single malt whisky sells for $9,500, breaking the world record for the first release from a distillery source: forbes.com \| share:	20

Wed May 09, 2018
		Light Sabers, a part of living source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	39

Tue May 08, 2018
		Melania Trump bullied by White House to back off her cyber-bullying campaign because it puts too much of a spotlight on Trump source: businessinsider.com.au \| share:	109
		The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off source: mypalmbeachpost.com \| share:	39
		Michigan police department: Hey, let's change our name to "PoPo", that'll really reach the young folk. Young folk: What a load of "PooPoo" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	45
		Beyoncé's hair gets caught in bike during cycling class; was not the highlight of her day source: popculture.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		UFO struck by lightning bolt, followed by flying hammer source: outerplaces.com \| share:	44

Mon May 07, 2018
		Tampa Bay Lightning Lick The Bruins 3-1 To Win Series source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	4
		Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you two hours of songs that peaked on a Billboard chart in the month of May ranging from 1963 through 1984. If there's dead air where the DJ should be talking, blame new flight sim software source: tunein.com \| share:	30
		Lily Allen discloses whether or not she rode the unibrow cow on an 11 hour flight source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	52

Sun May 06, 2018
		Can the Lightning finish off the Bruins? Can the Knights take care of the Sharks and advance to the Conference Finals? Did anybody see these scenarios at the beginning at the season? The fun begins at 3pm ET on NBC source: nhl.com \| share:	699
		Michelle Obama just shamed all Trump voters and the electorate source: thehill.com \| share:	197

Sat May 05, 2018
		Starlight and Sunburst are called by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem involving their parents. Will they find out they are siblings? Find out on My Little Pony - The Parent Map this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	132
		When I see those drones a-coming they're a-lightin' up the sky; and I can't see the moonlight and I don't why but I'm stuck in Folsom Intel and drones keep flyin' on source: kcra.com \| share:	5
		Sports team agrees to turn off bright lights on 1/4 of their newest stadium after neighbors complain, but the other three sides will be staying on all night because they have too much money and need to spend it any way they can source: twincities.com \| share:	9

Fri May 04, 2018
		Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	15
		Drunk/stoned United flight attendant's boarding announcement: 'if your seatbelt isn't tight, you F^*%ed up'". Police at arrival gate tell her her seatbelt isn't tight source: people.com \| share:	69
		"Johnny Sex Cup: The Shark-Knight Returns." Will the Sharks get hooked or will the Knights take another flesh wound? Beforehand, Bruins seek to battle Bolts in Beantown to bondage. Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Sharks/Golden Knights @ 10pm ET. Sharks in 6 source: nhl.com \| share:	847

Thu May 03, 2018
		C-130 that crashed in Georgia yesterday was taking off on its last flight before retiring to the boneyard source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58

Wed May 02, 2018
		Eyes chargin' mah lazer source: phys.org \| share:	16
		Will a bondaged Bolts/Bruins series bring bonus hockey, bedlam, boondoggles, or a brewhaha? The Sharks have successfully lost the needed 2 games to win in 6, can they get win #3? Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Golden Knights/Sharks @ 10pm ET. HOCKEY MEMES source: nhl.com \| share:	609
		Man finds out he's paying Ohio river bridge's electric bill. Duke sucks source: cincinnati.com \| share:	57
		Southwest flight makes emergency landing with broken window. No, not that one source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		Jeff Bezos believes that one day all of Earth will be zoned for residential and light industry source: slate.com \| share:	42

Tue May 01, 2018
		Facepalming-Picard bust looks like it lost a lightsaber duel against a Sith Lord source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	8
		Biglaw firm sends out PR email honoring the firm's women by highlighting the men who make it all possible source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	6
		Bill Gates says he turned down Trump's offer to be administration's science adviser, saying "That's not a good use of my time." Goes back to lounging in hot tub filled with silver dollars, lighting cigars with $100 bills source: thehill.com \| share:	100
		Elizabeth Hurley covered in chocolate... and shouldn't need too much more than that for a greenlight (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	49
		Lighten up, Francis source: metro.co.uk \| share:	110

Mon April 30, 2018
		Captain Obvious now moonlighting at Scientific American: Self-Driving Cars and Humans Face Inevitable Collisions source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	30
		Will the Bruins ride the Lightning or get shock treatment? Will the Golden Knights find a shrubbery or suffer another flesh wound? What fabric will Don Cherry dazzle us with tonight? Bruins/Lightning @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Knights @ 10pm ET, Sharks in 6 source: nhl.com \| share:	808
		Sometimes all it takes is a teen, cotton balls, and a lighter to ruin Walmart for everyone source: wsbtv.com \| share:	42
		New species of water beetle named after Leonardo DiCaprio. Both share a partially retractable head and slightly protruding eyes source: theguardian.com \| share:	9
		In light of the recent FBI raids on his office, home and even hotel room, the $228,000 the Trump 2020 campaign has paid to Mickey Cohen's attorney looks less like "Legal consulting" and more like "witness tampering" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	81
		China's latest weapon in the fight against jaywalkers: automated squirt guns that soak anyone who walks on the red source: boingboing.net \| share:	54
		Guy sets Guinness World Record for largest amount of brass carried on a surfboard source: bbc.com \| share:	14
		Grump to stump at dump for chumps source: dallasnews.com \| share:	35
(Some Guy)		Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk source: newyorkupstate.com \| share:	47

Sun April 29, 2018
(Blue Origin)		The other billionaire with a rocket company is launching the New Shepard rocket. Plans are for a human flight this year & eventually to sell tickets to millionaires. Launch planned at 9:45 AM ET. Streaming starts at T minus 15 minutes source: blueorigin.com \| share:	92

Sat April 28, 2018
		The Bruins and Lightning start their series, while the Knights are hoping to kick the Sharks while they are down in Game 2. The puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC. SHUT UP PIERRE source: nhl.com \| share:	1196
		Twilight casts Princess Celestia her in production to help Celestia realize her fillyhood dream of being in a play. Can she raise the curtain as well as the sun? Find out on My Little Pony - Horse Play this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	136

Fri April 27, 2018
		Police use lights, sirens to escort DJ Funkmaster Flex to Newark mayor's birthday party in the least-corrupt thing to happen in New Jersey this week source: pix11.com \| share:	12
		Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The Lighthouse comes under assault as it's discovered SHIELD has hidden the soul stone all this time. (ABC 9ET) source: screenrant.com \| share:	73
		"When the bright lights are on and the cameras are snapping and everyone is yelling, 'Sarah Sarah' with their hands in the air, a palpable electricity flows through it. The moment Sanders unleashes her trademark monotone, the energy drains" source: politico.com \| share:	109

Thu April 26, 2018
		Pro-tip: If you're an on-the-job alcoholic who pushes opioids and is just a raging asshole, it may behoove you not to put yourself under the searing light of confirmation hearings source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	120
		Trump to Comey: of course I didn't spend the night in Moscow. Trump to Fox News hosts, now that flight records have been found: of course I spent the night in Moscow source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	96
		Paramount greenlights sequel to surprise hit A Quiet Place source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	45

Tue April 24, 2018
		Cal Thomas has actually read his bible source: foxnews.com \| share:	121
		Hold my beer: wedding photo edition source: metro.co.uk \| share:	62
		Finally a father who knows how to treat his bratty daughters for their immature behavior on an airline flight. Bonus: He's also the airline CEO source: news.com.au \| share:	23

Mon April 23, 2018
		Why your exes found your constant use of Echo annoying. Not you, weird guy with a Fleshlight mod source: nymag.com \| share:	20
		Depending on what language you speak, your eye perceives colors - and the world - differently than someone else source: bbc.com \| share:	37
		Prenatal cannabis use associated with low birth weights, but the bigger question is how do they light it? source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	86
		Flight records indicate that Trump absolutely stayed over in Moscow during the Miss Universe 2013 pageant. Either Trump or his bodyman, Schiller, are gonna be really pissed on. OFF. Really pissed off source: bloomberg.com \| share:	208
		Scientists modify fruit flies so they'll orgasm whenever they see a red light, ensuring they'll never speed on a yellow to beat the red source: sciencenews.org \| share:	13

Sun April 22, 2018
		That's one way to get in-flight coffee source: newsweek.com \| share:	35
		Roger Stone disinvited from speaking to GOP group for calling nasty old rum pot a nasty old rum pot source: usatoday.com \| share:	41

Sat April 21, 2018
		Tonight we get racing under the lights at Richmond. The Toyota Owners 400 is on FOX tonight at 6:30 pm EDT. Sorry, non Toyota owners. I guess this race isn't for you source: nascar.com \| share:	257
		Can the Lightning strike down the Devils to advance? Who will break the deadlock between the Jackets and the Capitals? Can the Bruins blow away the Leafs to move on? Saturday Stanley Cup Playoffs thread with the puck dropping at 3pm ET on NBC source: nhl.com \| share:	904

Fri April 20, 2018
		Pom-PEEE-O. Pom-PEE-EE-EE-EE-O. Daylight come and he ain't got the votes source: thehill.com \| share:	115
		Peter, the new star of "Deadpool 2", has a Twitter account and it's delightful source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	37
		I need to lose weight; what's a light beer that doesn't suck too badly? Difficulty, no AB products please source: fark.com \| share:	35
		Elton John's Rocketman biopic got through preflight well before zero hour, or 9AM as we call it source: digitalspy.com \| share:	9

Thu April 19, 2018
		Bored by shows about boiling kidney pies with offal gravy and spotted dicks? Check out the awesome if slightly wacky world of Asian cooking shows on NetFlix source: theguardian.com \| share:	23

Wed April 18, 2018
		Delta flight to Florida blows tire. Hey, we all have our kinks source: freep.com \| share:	30
		Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen source: alternet.org \| share:	108
		The pilot who saved yesterday's Southwest Airline flight is a former Navy fighter pilot and a total badass source: foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com \| share:	150
		For Sale: used Apollo-Era Astronaut underwear. "The most sophisticated diaper in the world". For inflight fecal collection "the device used was a plastic bag which was taped to the buttocks to capture feces." Most sophisticated source: motherboard.vice.com \| share:	20

Tue April 17, 2018
		Tonight, on The Flash, When the team finds a hole in Devoe's defenses they walk in blindly, like idiots. Meanwhile, Joe notices that Harry seems off. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson recovers, will Jennifer answer the call? (CW 9ET) source: ew.com \| share:	115
		Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	31
		Researchers create new Bose-Einstein condensate, are excited over the prospect of relatively decent mini-speakers source: phys.org \| share:	17

Mon April 16, 2018
		Stan Lee sues ex-manager for fraud, stealing his blood -- no, seriously source: news.avclub.com \| share:	23
		Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	47

Sun April 15, 2018
		Secret camera captures random people on the street playing hopscotch, and it's delightful source: youtube.com \| share:	42
		In 1907, while human flight was still being measured in feet and minutes, a patent application for a new invention was submitted: the pigeon camera. Here are some of those pics, distinct for having the GoPro-like quality of channeling animal movement source: newyorker.com \| share:	31

Sat April 14, 2018
		Milos Forman takes one last flight over the cuckoo's nest source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	41
		AFSPC-11 on the biggest Atlas V you can get. Launch stream starts at 6:53 PM ET. C'mon, let's light these candles! source: spaceflightnow.com \| share:	45
		In light of the recent scandals and growing concerns involving data privacy, Yahoo would like you to know it doesn't give a crap about your privacy and is harvesting everything, including your personal email source: cnet.com \| share:	28
		All the Cup regulars have to sit this one out. The Xfinity Series drivers get the spotlight at Bristol in the Fitzgerald Glider Kits 300. 1 pm EDT on FS1 source: nascar.com \| share:	13

Fri April 13, 2018
		David Schwimmer now in charge of the London Stock Exchange. Joey Tribbiani still hoping for that one big break source: indy100.com \| share:	14
		Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico source: nautil.us \| share:	35
		Trump: "Only mobsters plead the fifth. If you plead the fifth, you must be guilty." Cohen: "Yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and plead the fifth here" source: rawstory.com \| share:	126

Thu April 12, 2018
		Reporter fight at Brewers game was over a picture of a dog source: deadspin.com \| share:	11
		High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby source: nfl.com \| share:	5
		Burger of the month is crunchy on the outside, creamy in the middle, with a slight bite source: wral.com \| share:	42
		New laws may prevent passengers from drinking their own booze during flights, even if there's a screaming 4-year-old on board source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	74

Wed April 11, 2018
		For sale: San Jose house in Silicon Valley. "Slight" smoke damage. Asking $800,000 source: ktvu.com \| share:	41

Tue April 10, 2018
		Tonight, on The Flash, Machete does battle with Cisco (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Tobias does battle with Black Lightning (CW 9ET) Finally, on Legion, David does battle with The Shadow King, through interpretive dance and pantomime. (FX 10ET) source: digitalspy.com \| share:	74

Mon April 09, 2018
		Article on how to pay for real news. Or you just sign up for TotalFark and ascend to the Olympus of the news gods...because the path to information enlightenment goes through the squirrel's nutsack source: splinternews.com \| share:	45
		Anti-ballastic lightweight foam armor for tanks actually works source: foxnews.com \| share:	68

Sat April 07, 2018
		Old and busted: Lyft screwing up your ride. New hotness: Lyft screwing up your flight source: fox2now.com \| share:	68
		Tiny cameras under a millimeter wide and powered by light can hide almost anywhere. You should put on some pants and is vodak for breakfast really a good idea? source: techcrunch.com \| share:	42
		10 of the world's longest non-stop commercial flights by distance. How many have you been on? source: news.com.au \| share:	44
		"Pillars of Creation" was pure Art. Here comes the science source: gizmodo.com \| share:	29
		"Pillars of Creation" was pure Art. Here comes the science source: gizmodo.com \| share:	29

Fri April 06, 2018
		We'll leave a (red) light on for you source: kcra.com \| share:	30
		Four games in this second-to-last night of the regular season, and we have Sens-Pens, Sabres-Lightning, Blues-'Hawks, and Stars-Ducks. These games may determine playoff positioning. Friday Night Hockey fun starts at 7:30 PM ET source: espn.com \| share:	56
		The first flight of the Space Shuttle is closer to World War II than to now source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	80
		Scientists discover puffins have glow in the dark bills, love of EDM, ecstasy source: cbc.ca \| share:	27

Thu April 05, 2018
		Man who can afford a car, phone and ecstasy steals 113 lighters to make money. Then the squad car ramming, fleeing and driving backwards begins source: fox6now.com \| share:	21
		The head of Scott Pruitt's security detail was fired after telling his boss he couldn't turn on the lights and sirens just to create his own personal oligarch lane through D.C. traffic source: thehill.com \| share:	174
		Conor McGregor storms UFC press conference, attacked bus after being stripped of his lightweight title. Then things get weird source: businessinsider.com \| share:	71
		MIT researchers have a novel new tool for how to combat online harassment. Something called "friends" source: theverge.com \| share:	18
		Vin Baker is back in the NBA source: fox6now.com \| share:	12
		'I felt like Marty McFly': Dash camera records lightning striking teen's truck. (w/ short video of zapping) source: upi.com \| share:	57
		Project Runway is out after A&E Networks reneges on its deal to air two more seasons because Harvey Weinstein is a sick bastard source: themuse.jezebel.com \| share:	20
		NTSB spokesman claims it's "very uncommon" for an airplane's wing to fall off in flight. Well, I would hope so source: mynews13.com \| share:	57
		"Kirkland Light: Available in 48-packs where you buy your pants" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	82

Wed April 04, 2018
		If you last had Betty Crocker's Dunkaroos in 2012 but stopped because they tasted too stale, Walmart has reintroduced "slightly fresher" version of iconic Nineties sugar bombs to their baking department source: brandeating.com \| share:	7
(soranews24)		Two words that make you want to buy a plane ticket: Karaoke Flights. The journey is the destination, indeed source: soranews24.com \| share:	14
		Astronomers discover a star 9 billion light years away-100 times farther than any other seen before-so distant that not even Hubble can see it unless, some galaxy builds a telescope for Hubble to look through. Bonus: Article is not on farking Forbes source: nbcnews.com \| share:	49
		Maybe it's time to lighten up on the drinking when your daughter draws a picture of you in bed HUNGOVER with a sick bucket in her school artwork. Just sayin' source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	41
		Subby was going to come up with something clever about the world's smallest village being for sale, but it is located in Shartlesville, so the founding fathers of that town really deserve the green light, just for naming the town Shartlesville source: pennlive.com \| share:	63

Tue April 03, 2018
		In the spring, a young goose's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of terrorizing college students. Honk if you're horny AND angry source: therecord.com \| share:	32
		Tonight, on Black Lightning, when Jefferson is arrested Gambi recreates a plotline from season one of Arrow to cast doubt on Black Lightning's identity. (CW 9ET) source: cinemablend.com \| share:	47
		The playoffs are getting closer, and nine games are on tap for Tuesday Night with top contests being Bruins-Lightning, Predators-Panthers, and Stars-Sharks. All this and more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET source: espn.com \| share:	122
		Sparky the bison, who survived a lightning strike in 2013, has died source: whotv.com \| share:	18
		Artificial chameleon skin is weird and cool. Star Trek fans cause major increase in sales of green bed sheets source: livescience.com \| share:	2
		1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	150

Mon April 02, 2018
		Can Top Gear have a car catch on fire if Richard Hammond is not involved? source: yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Video shows 120-pound mother-of-four devour eight large cheeseburgers in under two minutes - "the equivalent of slightly more than 17 Big Macs" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	117
		Scandinavia. Home to some of the most attractive people, breathtaking landscapes, northern lights and now the most beautiful public toilet in the world source: news.com.au \| share:	64

Sun April 01, 2018
		Easter Sunday brings us some nice games as we gorge away on our Easter chocolate. Five games on tap with Bruins-Flyers, Predators-Lightning, Devils-Canadiens, Capitals-Penguins, and Avalanche-Ducks. The puck drops at 12:30pm EDT on NBC source: espn.com \| share:	62
		India slightly but measurably hornier than in 2015 source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	15
		Delta Airlines flight hits birds, loses engine. Pilot lands successfully, loses movie deal source: aol.com \| share:	16

Sat March 31, 2018
		Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie. TLDR: Douglas Bader salute source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	61

Fri March 30, 2018
		Death by Snus Snus? source: bbc.com \| share:	11
		Because, you know, people are stampeding over each other for a chance to take an open-door helicopter flight with the company whose fatal East River crash two weeks ago prompted the FAA to ban open-door helicopter flights source: nydailynews.com \| share:	15

Thu March 29, 2018
		Austin Police Chief solves the riddle, 'What do you call a white guy who detonates bombs in an American city?' source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana source: wnep.com \| share:	21
		Top Thursday games include Lightning-Bruins, Penguins-Devils, Sharks-Predators, and seven others to satisfy your hunger for hockey. The playoffs are getting closer. The puck drops at 7pm EDT source: espn.com \| share:	118
		Looks like Facebook is gonna need more cowbell after the Cambridge Analytica scandal source: deadline.com \| share:	31
		Pennsylvania, being one of the more enlightened and civilized states, finds it advisable to add legislation in an attempt to stop dog-fighting rings. Such honor. So courage source: wtae.com \| share:	52
		What living on Earth would be like if the moon just decided to leave us source: businessinsider.com \| share:	57

Wed March 28, 2018
		In light of um, certain events, Facebook decides this isn't the right time to roll out new spying technology...I mean technology, JUST technology source: nypost.com \| share:	9
		First, they came for the antique lighthouse lenses, and I said nothing source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	37

Tue March 27, 2018
		Tonight, on Black Lightning, Jefferson tries to teach Anissa that heroing is more than just walking away from explosions in slow motion. Sometimes real detective work is required. Meanwhile, Gambi must resist taking the easy way out. (CW 9ET) source: cbr.com \| share:	38
		Britney Spears is finally stable enough to run her own life again source: msn.com \| share:	33
		But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis Part the II of Plan the IX, From Space, featuring Dana Gould, Greg DiConstanzo, Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Raye Neyman Jones, and a couple of Farkettes source: soundcloud.com \| share:	18
		Two pilots separately verify streetlight sighting at 40,000 feet source: ktar.com \| share:	89
		Man who was bitten by rat as he exited Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin at Disneyworld tells Disney, "To the courtroom - and BEYOND" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	39

Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)		Police sergeant reprimanded for whacking lower-ranking officers on the helmet with a lightstick, forcing them to eat spicy noodles. Not euphemisms, certainly not in Japan source: soranews24.com \| share:	24
		Miller didn't invent light beer. In fact, it didn't even invent Miller Lite source: vinepair.com \| share:	22

Sun March 25, 2018
		Justin Verlander reveals how he balances marriage with baseball. He's a multi-millionaire professional athlete with a supermodel wife. If he had any more balance he could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil source: foxnews.com \| share:	27
		First direct flight from Australia to London touches down, almost overcomes language barrier source: apnews.com \| share:	27
		First nonstop flight between Australia and Europe - 17 hours in the air - takes off this weekend. Wear comfortable clothes source: marketwatch.com \| share:	36

Sat March 24, 2018
		It's been 7 years since Twilight came to Ponyville to learn about Friendship. Now she decides to open a School of Friendship to further her goals of global domination. It's My Little Pony - School Daze 1&2 Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	221
		Two-thirds of drivers say they are "regularly dazzled" by new, brighter headlights. It's getting to the point where you can barely see your screen to text source: bbc.com \| share:	168

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