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Mon May 02, 2022 |
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Coming soon from HBO: a documentary on everyone's favorite hippy-dippy weatherman who moonlighted as a train conductor (NSFW language, obviously)
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Mushrooms apparently do not use their gills to breathe underwater
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Denmark, Sweden summon Russian ambassadors over spy plane flight, hopefully after inscribing a protective pentagram on the floor first. Because you can't be too careful with a summoning
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LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you"
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Was the most famous UFO sighting in Scotland real, or just doctored photos? Since this is the Scottish Sun, they will shed light on this
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The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Monday and the series are Bruins-Hurricanes (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), Lightning-Leafs (7:30 PM on ESPN2), Blues-Wild (9:30 PM on ESPN), and Kings-Oilers (10:00 PM on ESPN2). Let's get ready to rumble
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Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair & from your lips she drew the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Watch "There and Back Again: A Rocket's Tale." It is a rideshare that includes an anti-space junk demo, a light pollution monitor, and a satellite for Unseen Labs. Bilbo will recover the booster with a helicopter. Liftoff is at 6:41 PM ET
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Giannis Antetokounmpo scores amazing self alley-oop, bags triple-double, plays like Greeced lightning
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Drew regrets dunking on famous people who end up in the news
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Some kid is in the middle of nowhere playing the violin to Rush's "Limelight". Will one of you please put a fiver in his case and make him stop. Then call CPS. Thanks
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A woman would like everyone to know that she's being kicked off the flight because she supports Elon Musk and Donald Trump and not because her and her husband were using anti gay slurs at other passengers
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Tue April 12, 2022 |
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Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud
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Just how fast did you think you can go?
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In light of the murder trial of an officer in Minnesota, LA County Sheriff Villanueva was apparently concered about how it would look if video of deputies kneeling on the neck of an inmate for three minutes was released
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Were they developed by Paddy O'Lights?
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Fox wants to introduce a glowing football during USFL broadcasts. If successful, this will be highlighted during their championship game, Cherno Bowl
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♫ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no-one you see, goes more rouge than he. And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of anger, attacking his trainer, under the sea
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Fri April 08, 2022 |
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Nissan says its new nipple bombs explode with delight
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But is it Jewish?
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But is it Jewish?
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Anonymous to Putin: you're our next guest on Your Secrets Revealed, the game show where your deepest, darkest secrets are brought out to the light of day and you slink off to some dark corner to cry
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The best way to extend the range on an EV? Listen to Lawrence Welk and not AC/DC
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Maybe rethink the future if she brings the following items on your date: bleach, duct tape, lighters, gloves, a Stanley knife, a to-do list, featuring plans including "Drive to gravesite", and "Walk him to site, kill and bury"
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Wed March 30, 2022 |
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Astronaut Marc Vande Hei sets US space flight endurance record, parachutes into Kazhakstan. Very Nice
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Is a single season really an 'era,' a long and distinct period of history with a particular feature or characteristic, or did it just feel like that?
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On news about Bruce Willis, subby felt like binging and reminiscing to 1980s LA-set noir-comedy Moonlighting. It's not streaming and here's a 2020 article explaining why that's a crime (TL:DR's: GTA Vice City and Beavis & Butthead had the same issue)
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This entitled generation will have to do some belt tightening, says lightly-taxed billion-dollar hedge fund manager
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... unless it involves lighting Yankees fans on fire
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Sparkly, dark, and satisfying. No, not the new Batman - something even better. Cookies
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Where are the Deadlights when you really need them?
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Cryptocurrency theft scheme highlights how distributed currency exchanges are only as secure as the weakest link, goodbye
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Newly developed Far UV-C light could help eliminate pathogens indoors without the nagging blindness and skin cancer regular UV light can cause. Internal use has yet to be studied
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With Netflix greenlighting yet another Nu Iron Chef series, let's remember the original and best Iron Chef from Japan featuring Chairman Kaga and the bell pepper, a show that defined reality TV's wildly popular competitive cooking genre
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Thu March 03, 2022 |
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Let's have a Thursday Night hockey thread, because why not? It starts at 7:00 PM ET with Penguins-Lightning, Wild-Flyers, Bruins-Knights (9:00 PM ET on ESPN), and Habs-Flames among the big games. Let's do this, folks
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Israeli news highlights the devastation of Ukraine including tanks rolling through streets, burning buildings, TIE Fighters broken down on snowy highways, people suffe--wait, back up one
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Somebody tell Mayor Lightfoot that there's a difference between being the biggest dick and having the biggest dick
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Who cares about the cars in Gran Turismo 7? Let's take a closer look at the people
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Wed February 23, 2022 |
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Blue light special no longer valid in GA
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Why are headlines with questions always correctly answered with 'three magic beans, a broken wheelbarrow, and a case of Coors Light'?
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Someone told them light power rhymes with White Power and they decided to blow up some transformers
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Deshaun 'Deposed' Watson to be deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, & deposed
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It's like that old Alabaman axiom always said: If at first you don't succeed in hatefully marginalizing innocent transgender people who only want to be treated with dignity and respect, then light yourself a cross and try, try again
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Lindsay Lohan joins TikTok and reveals something nobody gives a crap about. In fact, why the hell did I even submit this article? For the love of God, mods, DO NOT GREENLIGHT
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