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Fri May 20, 2022
		Marty McFly's not the only California dude who learned to shoot at 7-Eleven source: abc7.com \| share:	13
		Tesla driver must stand trial for vehicular manslaughter, despite having turned AutoSteer and Cruise Control on. Who would have thought that being in the drivers seat meant that you're responsible for running red lights at 74 mph and killing people?? source: apnews.com \| share:	72
		The IRA is still a thing (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	23

Thu May 19, 2022
		Marine scientists accidentally discover that disco lights kill scallops by making them more susceptible to trap fishing, boogie fever source: theguardian.com \| share:	11
		Hot air balloon pilot goes overboard mid-flight with tourists onboard. Panicking passengers forced to crash-land it, change underwear source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	40
		Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession source: cnbc.com \| share:	1
		The sky is blue. The oceans are blue. But for entirely different reasons source: bigthink.com \| share:	9
		The sky is blue. The oceans are blue. But for entirely different reasons source: bigthink.com \| share:	9
		Prequel to Star Trek: The Motion Picture begins filming source: cnn.com \| share:	34

Wed May 18, 2022
		Subcommittee presents three proposals regarding acceptable range of unusual personal names. One is simply to allow Pikachu with any kanji. Another allows Pikachu as long as you have a good reason. The third says no Pikachu without acceptable kanji source: mainichi.jp \| share:	47
		US Space Force Guardians will be allowed to have neck tattoos, just like Buzz Lightyear source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	83
		This is why no one saw George Takei's Twilight Zone episode in reruns until 2016 source: slashfilm.com \| share:	46
		So let's get to it - we're (not) burning daylight source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		You know times are slightly changing when JPMorgan investors tells Jamie Dimon to shove his $52 million bonus right back up his ass source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		This tab's fans' nipples explode with delight source: kotaku.com \| share:	33

Tue May 17, 2022
		January 6 Committee currently powdering their noses and getting ready for the bright lights of prime time to shine the spotlight on the treasonous ones source: motherjones.com \| share:	90

Mon May 16, 2022
		Jack tells the Saudis where they can stick their $100m source: cbssports.com \| share:	6
		I will never know 'cause you will never show. Come on and love me now come on and love me now. Carnival came by my town today, bright lights from giantwheels fall on the alleyways and I'm here by my door waiting for you at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	93
		Ryanair warns of higher prices for flights this summer due to new "because we can, so f*ck you" fee source: bbc.com \| share:	26
		Originally proposed in 1783, we now see black holes' electromagnetic emissions, gravitational wave emissions, and even their event horizons directly. It truly is their golden age source: bigthink.com \| share:	8

Sun May 15, 2022
		Here's the current short list of cars & trucks available with a row-your-own-gears transmission which doubles as an anti-theft device source: autoblog.com \| share:	35
		Just when you thought the MAGA world had ran out of conspiracy theories, Roger Stone comes up with a 'portal to hell' above the White House source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	102
		Your next computer could be water cooled and water powered source: bbc.com \| share:	18
		Your next computer could be water cooled and water powered source: bbc.com \| share:	18

Sat May 14, 2022
		Subby is in dire need of a new audiobook. Just finished Morrison's The Bluest Eye and looking for some lighter fare. Any suggestions? Looking for great performance as well. God abhors a dull narrator source: audible.com \| share:	23
		Photoshop this lovely lit lighthouse source: usrimg-full.fark.net \| share:	24

Fri May 13, 2022
		For some Russians, flying abroad is a difficult, costly affair due to sanctions and restrictions, while others achieve flight more easily by being inside the turret of a T-72 tank source: aljazeera.com \| share:	44
		Soon to be ex-Officer addressing 2 female domestic violence victims and their mom: Excuse me while I whip this out source: nypost.com \| share:	47

Thu May 12, 2022
		Either the US is preparing "just in case' we go to war with Russia, or they think Canada might get uppity in the near future. Army to replace Stryker brigade in Alaska with a lighter mobile infantry force capable of "extreme cold weather operations" source: msn.com \| share:	85
		For those of you eagerly awaiting the reboot of "The Powerpuff Girls" The CW has announced that it will definitely proceed with production, that is to say it will happen unless it doesn't and for some reason I, Mojo Jojo, will not be included because source: cbr.com \| share:	67
(Some Punk Guy)		Max Creeps, the mysterious and almost certainly entirely made-up cult punk duo, have an almost certainly made-up documentary premiering on iconic cult punk streaming service NightFlight Plus Friday source: brooklynvegan.com \| share:	8

Wed May 11, 2022
		Do you want zombies? Because this is how you end up with zombies source: yahoo.com \| share:	16
		You accidentally started a forest fire with a lit road flare because you were tying to frighten off some BUGS with it, and you are the Fire Chief as well? Are you from Florida by any chance? Akita Prefecture? Well, we have a tag for you anyways source: soranews24.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)		Sure, everybody says, "flight" when asked what sort of superpower would you want. But did you ever consider that if everyone flew the transportation industry would collapse? Think, people source: powerlisting.fandom.com \| share:	43
		You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone Day source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	23
		The forecast in Memphis is slightly racist with a chance of suspension source: nypost.com \| share:	14

Tue May 10, 2022
		So real, it's Unreal source: kotaku.com \| share:	16
		Split Rock Lighthouse acquires new split tree attraction source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	8
		Turkish airliner's flight from Israel aborted after someone on board AirDropped photos of crashed Turkish airliners to other passengers at take-off source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	39
		Add clear air lightning to list of state's fatal attractions. (w/video explosion goodness) source: wfla.com \| share:	11

Mon May 09, 2022
		♫♪♪ See the man with the stage fright / Just standin' up there to give it all his might. /And he got caught in the spotlight, / But when we get to the end, / He wants to start all over again ♫♪♪ source: lifehacker.com \| share:	18
		All those 'jump to light speed streaming stars effects' are now produceable IRL. Scientists are saying uh-huh to the Unruh source: eurekalert.org \| share:	10

Sun May 08, 2022
		Science proves what all moms already know. That around the age of 13, children no longer find their mothers' voices "uniquely rewarding" source: fastcompany.com \| share:	5
		For a thousand light-years in all directions, there's a "bubble" that the Sun sits at the center of. What a wild story source: bigthink.com \| share:	16
		Welcome to Miami. It is a Ferrari front row with Leclerc on the pole and Red Bull locking out Row 2 with Verstappen launching third. Forecast is hot with a slight chance of a shower. This is your Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix at 3:30pm ET on ABC source: formula1.com \| share:	343
		Unlike their planes, Nigerian air suspends flights because the gas is too damn high source: aljazeera.com \| share:	11

Sat May 07, 2022
		Do you turn off the lights to cut your power bill? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	89
		7-year-old chugs blood of Christ at her first communion. God be with her source: cnn.com \| share:	140

Fri May 06, 2022
		Scientists Spot Bizarre 'Yellow Brick Road' in Pacific Ocean - Dorothy Unavailable for Comment source: cnet.com \| share:	13

Thu May 05, 2022
		Boeing's Starliner capsule has been fixed and transported back to the launch complex. Boeing assures us anything that fell off the capsule during transport isn't needed for spaceflight source: twitter.com \| share:	29

Wed May 04, 2022
		Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Lightning Seeds, Nick Cave, Julian Cope, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #338. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	116
		"I watched as the Sheep broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood." Okay, who's the idiot who woke up the Sheeple? source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	40

Tue May 03, 2022
		Detroit brewery cranks up production of Cerveza Delray Oscura in time for Cinco de Mayo. In other news, 'Cinco de Mayo' is apparently not a fixture in Claire's kitchen source: freep.com \| share:	7
		There are a lot of surprises out there about the expanding Universe, but "distance" and "size" and what they mean might be the most unintuitive source: bigthink.com \| share:	13
		Despite the loss of $24 billion due Russia, BP is happy to announce that their profits still more than doubled in the first-quarter. Meanwhile don't forget to bring a $50 bill for executives to light their cigars when you fill up your tank later source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		The Susan Collins meter has been elevated from "Mildly Concerned" to "Slightly Perturbed" source: thehill.com \| share:	170

Mon May 02, 2022
		Coming soon from HBO: a documentary on everyone's favorite hippy-dippy weatherman who moonlighted as a train conductor (NSFW language, obviously) source: youtube.com \| share:	39
		Mushrooms apparently do not use their gills to breathe underwater source: lifehacker.com \| share:	11
		Denmark, Sweden summon Russian ambassadors over spy plane flight, hopefully after inscribing a protective pentagram on the floor first. Because you can't be too careful with a summoning source: aljazeera.com \| share:	45
		LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you" source: mediaite.com \| share:	8
		Was the most famous UFO sighting in Scotland real, or just doctored photos? Since this is the Scottish Sun, they will shed light on this source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	33
		The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Monday and the series are Bruins-Hurricanes (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), Lightning-Leafs (7:30 PM on ESPN2), Blues-Wild (9:30 PM on ESPN), and Kings-Oilers (10:00 PM on ESPN2). Let's get ready to rumble source: espn.com \| share:	1034
		Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair & from your lips she drew the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	154
		Watch "There and Back Again: A Rocket's Tale." It is a rideshare that includes an anti-space junk demo, a light pollution monitor, and a satellite for Unseen Labs. Bilbo will recover the booster with a helicopter. Liftoff is at 6:41 PM ET source: rocketlaunch.live \| share:	59
		Giannis Antetokounmpo scores amazing self alley-oop, bags triple-double, plays like Greeced lightning source: cnn.com \| share:	5
		Drew regrets dunking on famous people who end up in the news source: yahoo.com \| share:	23
		Some kid is in the middle of nowhere playing the violin to Rush's "Limelight". Will one of you please put a fiver in his case and make him stop. Then call CPS. Thanks source: youtube.com \| share:	17
		A woman would like everyone to know that she's being kicked off the flight because she supports Elon Musk and Donald Trump and not because her and her husband were using anti gay slurs at other passengers source: twitter.com \| share:	281

Sun May 01, 2022
		Side effects include: sensitivity to sunlight, food allergies to garlic, aversion to crucifixes, and an inability to enter a home uninvited. Some patients have reported bat transmogrification and lack of reflection in mirrors source: salon.com \| share:	28
		The not recommended way to teach kids about slavery is to put them in shackles and have the black kids pick seeds out of cotton, old times there are not forgotten source: cleveland19.com \| share:	91

Sat April 30, 2022
		Someone found a bunch of nothing in space. Maybe. They're bringing pictures either way source: sciencealert.com \| share:	12

Fri April 29, 2022
(Some Guy)		What kind of spider is this? PIT source: usaspiders.com \| share:	19
		"My god, it's full of fields" source: gizmodo.com \| share:	11
		"Of course, this is not the first time we've been confronted with the fact that single men are disgusting Garbage Pail Kids who are resigned to live in their own stench and filth" source: gawker.com \| share:	145

Thu April 28, 2022
		We know who Stormy is, but who's Wild? Not like the NSA is going to tell us source: siliconangle.com \| share:	6
		Come on baby light my fire. We're going to burn democracy's funeral pyre source: twitter.com \| share:	188
		Two hard problems have been solved. One more, and your invisibility cloak is on its way source: bigthink.com \| share:	11
		Two hard problems have been solved. One more, and your invisibility cloak is on its way source: bigthink.com \| share:	11
		Putin threatens "lightning-fast strikes" on those who want to intervene in the war source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	141

Wed April 27, 2022
		REM is back in the spotlight, and looking back on one specific word change that changed the band forever source: billboard.com \| share:	48
		The pilot has turned on the "do as I say, not as I do" light. We will be momentarily plunging to our fiery deaths source: nypost.com \| share:	57
		If you see a UFO, your default should be, "what could humans have done to cause that?" not "aliens" Looking at you, Avi Loeb source: bigthink.com \| share:	17

Tue April 26, 2022
(Some Guy)		This is the hardest hit to saxophonists since the ascension of Kenny G and death of Bleeding Gums Murphy source: superthrowbackparty.net \| share:	18
		The annoying guy Mike Tyson recently punched on a JetBlue flight has been identified, and shocker, he's a criminal from Florida with a long rap sheet source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	82
		Time for your right-wing uncle to stock up on light bulbs again source: engadget.com \| share:	186
		To fight off unionization, Delta announces that it will start paying flight attendants during plane boarding. In other news, Delta wasn't paying attendants for the time spent on plane boardings. And doesn't understand why its employees want unions source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	47
		Sony greenlights Venom 3, another Ghostbusters sequel source: thewrap.com \| share:	47

Mon April 25, 2022
		Yeah, you read it wrong but that shouldn't stop you from stuffing your face source: food52.com \| share:	15
(Popular Info)		Toyota decides that the spotlight has slipped off of them long enough to resume financing the dismantling of democracy source: popular.info \| share:	52
		Your dad was right all along source: cnet.com \| share:	25

Sun April 24, 2022
		Son, I am disappoint source: alternet.org \| share:	50
		America's least favorite beer source: 247wallst.com \| share:	46
		"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." has changed into "A light. A group of people. Ohio. A fake teleprompter that I never end up using. And the fake news." BUT BIDEN'S DEMENTIA. Tag is for TFG's mental health source: twitter.com \| share:	182
		The Phantom Zone is almost fully aligned source: gizmodo.com \| share:	6
		If you show up 30 minutes before the plane is scheduled to leave, and you only have 15 minutes to get through security, whose fault is it really if you don't make your flight in time? source: tmz.com \| share:	78

Sat April 23, 2022
		In a moment of enlightenment, Tennessee decides they shoudn't be prosecuting a woman for believing government officials source: npr.org \| share:	37
		It's never a good idea to pull someone over with red and blue lights when you're not a police officer. It's a whole new level of stupid when you aren't a cop and pull over a marked cruiser source: rdnewsnow.com \| share:	47

Fri April 22, 2022
		Most reviews of Netflix game show "Is It Cake": goofy, light hearted show. This reviewer: The show is a continuation of art in history challenging a skeptical public source: thewire.in \| share:	22
		Old and still not busted: Mark Meadows was registered to vote in two states. The new corruptness: Mark Meadows was registered to vote in three states source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	36
		The coolest STEM headline you will read all day source: phys.org \| share:	16
		Street lights prove capable of lifting 200 lb anvil source: thedrive.com \| share:	9

Thu April 21, 2022
		"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?" source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	50
		420 cases of cognac disappear on American Airlines flight. Drew unavailable for comment source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	33
		Emotet is now the top malware in the world states Kaspersky, who is not jealous even in the slightest bit source: theregister.com \| share:	9
		Subby submitted this one-handed while paying the light bill source: techxplore.com \| share:	8

Wed April 20, 2022
		Do streetlights have spirals now? source: boingboing.net \| share:	2
		Central Bank of Russia: "the real economic crisis hasn't even yet begun. Buckle up everybody". Putin: "We had a slight economic malfunction, but everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here" source: english.elpais.com \| share:	86

Tue April 19, 2022
		Tread lightly, she is near under the snow, speak gently, she can hear the daisies grow. All her bright golden hair tarnished with rust, she that was young and fair, fallen to dust. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	173
		Why is the EasyJet allowing religious services in flight in the first place? source: nypost.com \| share:	235
		In the worst example of techno-pessimism of all time, the New York Times predicted flying machines might be possible in one million years - in 1903, just 9 weeks before the Wright brothers' first flight source: bigthink.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		Covid-19 may have attenuated to a light cold that doubles the girth of your 🍆 and raises your IQ by 8 points every time you catch it, but Absolute Mortality is at a rate only seen in unregulated epidemics source: usmortality.com \| share:	16

Mon April 18, 2022
		Discovering a quasar-galaxy hybrid in the early Universe could be the Rosetta Stone of astronomy source: bigthink.com \| share:	9
		The 50 best romantic comedies. Still all are better love stories than Twilight source: theringer.com \| share:	44
		12 Things To Do When Your Flight Is Canceled Or Delayed. "Masturbate Furiously" suspiciously absent from list source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	27
		Telescope in South Africa detects space laser, known as a "megamaser," 5 billion lightyears from Earth. No word on if it is Jewish in origin source: cbsnews.com \| share:	34

Sun April 17, 2022
		It's Easter. It's dirt. It's under the lights. It's Bristol, baby. The Bristol Dirt Race, starting at 7 PM Eastern on Fox source: jayski.com \| share:	561
		Isn't it fine, Norwegian wine source: bbc.com \| share:	17
		In every animal, there is a kid of three who delights in a newly discovered toy and/or bodily function source: twitter.com \| share:	14

Sat April 16, 2022
		Launched 50 years ago today: Apollo 16, the penultimate Moon landing. Starring: The great John Young on his 4th of 6 space flights; Charlie Duke, the youngest ever Moon walker and an Apollo 11 CAPCOM; and the hero of Apollo 13, Ken Mattingly source: airandspace.si.edu \| share:	21
		What were Heisenberg compensators made from? source: phys.org \| share:	42
		What were Heisenberg compensators made from? source: phys.org \| share:	42

Fri April 15, 2022
		Don't worry. Streetlights can't melt steel beams (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	14
		Friday Night MMA: Bellator 277, A.J. McKee vs Patricio Pitbull II for the featherweight title, Vadim Nemkov vs Corey Anderson for the light heavyweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime. Also CFFC and LFA events source: bellator.com \| share:	190
		That Prius that got hit by lightning? Here it is again, from -inside- the car source: youtube.com \| share:	67

Thu April 14, 2022
		In honor of #ThrowbackThursday and the late comedian Gilbert Gottfried, here's a highlight of his most hysterical moments on Celebrity Apprentice source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	24
		The most distant laser ever found has the power of over 6000 Suns, and is a whopping 6.6 billion light-years away source: bigthink.com \| share:	15
		The most distant laser ever found has the power of over 6000 Suns, and is a whopping 6.6 billion light-years away source: bigthink.com \| share:	15
		Ukraine flag projected onto the Russian Embassy in DC. Russians try to obscure it with a spotlight. Catch me if you can hilarity ensues source: twitter.com \| share:	87
		Free banned books for EVERYONE source: nypl.org \| share:	33

Wed April 13, 2022
		If you're going to call for Pentagon chief to be lynched, you might not want to be the Republican chairman of Virginia electoral board source: thehill.com \| share:	88
		Finally, scientific proof Farkers can fart lightning bolts source: eurekalert.org \| share:	1
		Scientists accidentally see someone's life flashing before their eyes source: discovermagazine.com \| share:	13
		Mars helicopter Ingenuity sets a new distance record in its 25th flight source: twitter.com \| share:	7
		A photo that will make the theme from "The Twilight Zone" instantly play in your head source: twitter.com \| share:	38

Tue April 12, 2022
		Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud source: apnews.com \| share:	118
(Some Guy)		Just how fast did you think you can go? source: worldatlas.com \| share:	9
		In light of the murder trial of an officer in Minnesota, LA County Sheriff Villanueva was apparently concered about how it would look if video of deputies kneeling on the neck of an inmate for three minutes was released source: abc7.com \| share:	30
		Were they developed by Paddy O'Lights? source: techxplore.com \| share:	0
		Fox wants to introduce a glowing football during USFL broadcasts. If successful, this will be highlighted during their championship game, Cherno Bowl source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	14
		♫ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no-one you see, goes more rouge than he. And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of anger, attacking his trainer, under the sea source: local10.com \| share:	56

Mon April 11, 2022
		Teacher suspended for six months for embezzling 3.6 million yen (US$30,500). If you feel that is a light sentence, you also have to take into account this teacher will also suffer from more cow puns than Devin Nunes ever has source: soranews24.com \| share:	27
		That new "farthest galaxy ever," known as HD1? It has no spectroscopic redshift, which is the only reliable way to know its distance source: bigthink.com \| share:	37

Sun April 10, 2022
		Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week - Show & Tell Vol. 17: Plants Edition. Show us artwork you've made (or create new ones) where plants have the spotlight, and Tell us the story behind it. All art mediums allowed source: fark.com \| share:	26
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 10 is 'liason' as in: "From the makers of The Clapper, the new laser-controlled light switch has a catchy jingle: ♪ 'Liason, Lase off, the Laser' ♪" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	22
		Night vision is about to get a lot more colorful source: petapixel.com \| share:	18
		Night vision is about to get a lot more colorful source: petapixel.com \| share:	18
		LeClerc on pole, Verstappen alongside, Hamilton kangaroos (nee porpoises) to P5, and Latifi gathers Stroll for an all-Canadian crash. It's the first Australian Grand Prix since 2019. Lights go out 1AM ET source: formula1.com \| share:	259

Sat April 09, 2022
(12 Tomatoes.com)		Oh look...it's THIS thread again (this time, with a "color-changing" hat). Yay source: 12tomatoes.com \| share:	156
(12 Tomatoes.com)		Oh look...it's THIS thread again (this time, with a "color-changing" hat). Yay source: 12tomatoes.com \| share:	156
		Saturday night's alright for fightin', short track racing, and really long race names, as the Cup Series heads under the lights at Martinsville. The Blue Emu Maximum Pain Relief 400 begins at 7:30 PM ET on FS1 source: jayski.com \| share:	305

Fri April 08, 2022
		Nissan says its new nipple bombs explode with delight source: jalopnik.com \| share:	11
		But is it Jewish? source: the-sun.com \| share:	7
		But is it Jewish? source: the-sun.com \| share:	7
		Anonymous to Putin: you're our next guest on Your Secrets Revealed, the game show where your deepest, darkest secrets are brought out to the light of day and you slink off to some dark corner to cry source: twitter.com \| share:	108
		The best way to extend the range on an EV? Listen to Lawrence Welk and not AC/DC source: jalopnik.com \| share:	22
		Maybe rethink the future if she brings the following items on your date: bleach, duct tape, lighters, gloves, a Stanley knife, a to-do list, featuring plans including "Drive to gravesite", and "Walk him to site, kill and bury" source: news.sky.com \| share:	54

Thu April 07, 2022
		Why are Chinese CEOs retreating from the spotlight? Scratching Ma head over that one source: cnbc.com \| share:	1
		For your edification and delight we present "The Worst of Waters" source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	17
		♫♪ Stop me, oh oh oh, stop me, stop me if you've heard this one before, Because efficient fusion power is only slightly less only slightly less than a decade away ♫♪ source: theregister.com \| share:	10

Wed April 06, 2022
		The inescapability of time dilation, or why your head and your feet aren't exactly the same age source: bigthink.com \| share:	15
		MLB will allow teams to use earpiece technology when communicating in-game strategy to counteract the Astros and their elaborate trashcan system source: audacy.com \| share:	15
		The kind, caring oil executives are going to say something to congress about what they're going to do with the high oil prices. Probably switching to lighting cigars with Jacksons instead of Franklins (Live 10:30 AM ET) source: c-span.org \| share:	100
		Day 42 of WW3: Russia continues long tradition of gaslighting, EU coal embargo progresses, US officials unsure if Putin giving up on Kyiv, Generals say potential for global conflict increasing, It's your Wednesday Ukraine war thread source: cnn.com \| share:	1024

Tue April 05, 2022
		The US Navy takes a break from crashing into other ships to report strange lights floating in the air and following the amphibious assault ship USS Kearsarge. With a pic of what balls of fire following a warship might look like source: nypost.com \| share:	50
		23 hot dogs that will show you what America tastes like: Gas fumes, Marlboro Light 100s, and rust-belt despair flavors ahead source: thetakeout.com \| share:	79
		After 32 years, Hubble set an incredible record for the most distant star known: Earendel. Here's why this could be Hubble's final meaningful record source: bigthink.com \| share:	14
		Madison Cawthorn's primary opponent accuses him of seeking the spotlight, committing atrocities during the occupation of Bajor, and betraying the Alpha Quadrant Alliance by joining the Dominion source: politico.com \| share:	55
		Your outdoor shower is gonna burn your house down source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	45

Mon April 04, 2022
		North Miami Beach condo building evacuated after engineers warn it's unsafe, prone to collapse. This is not a repeat from 2021 source: local10.com \| share:	66
		Spirit airlines passenger arrested after accidentally boarding Southwest Airlines flight source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	90
		Khloé Kardashian is being accused of getting butt implants thanks to a new workout video highlighting her glutes source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	23
		MyPillow Air: Where the in-flight entertainment is talk of sedition source: forbes.com \| share:	29

Sun April 03, 2022
		Short clip of lightning striking the pad with the Artemis 1 Moon rocket. Remain calm and SCE to AUX source: twitter.com \| share:	12
		Man breaks streetlight (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	14
		Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7 source: deadline.com \| share:	49
		What happens when babies are left to cry it out? Other than ending up on the same flight as me? source: bbc.com \| share:	51

Sat April 02, 2022
		German man arrested for making 87 attempts to boost his cell phone signal source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	42

Fri April 01, 2022
(News Nation Now)		Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who has a clean change of drawers for the first officer and myself? source: newsnationnow.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)		Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night source: americansongwriter.com \| share:	23
		It's 2022, and we've discovered an entire Universe out there. So why do we still measure its age in Earth-centric "years" and its distance in "light-years?" source: bigthink.com \| share:	48
		After bravely fighting an empty building to a draw, the brave Chechens battle traffic lights source: twitter.com \| share:	60

Thu March 31, 2022
(Some Guy)		A lucky farmer found Hittite jewelry in Turkey's Çorum. All I ever found was a wishbone source: dailysabah.com \| share:	5

Wed March 30, 2022
		Astronaut Marc Vande Hei sets US space flight endurance record, parachutes into Kazhakstan. Very Nice source: arstechnica.com \| share:	9
		Is a single season really an 'era,' a long and distinct period of history with a particular feature or characteristic, or did it just feel like that? source: nfl.com \| share:	8
		On news about Bruce Willis, subby felt like binging and reminiscing to 1980s LA-set noir-comedy Moonlighting. It's not streaming and here's a 2020 article explaining why that's a crime (TL:DR's: GTA Vice City and Beavis & Butthead had the same issue) source: decider.com \| share:	44
		This entitled generation will have to do some belt tightening, says lightly-taxed billion-dollar hedge fund manager source: marketwatch.com \| share:	35
		... unless it involves lighting Yankees fans on fire source: axios.com \| share:	6
		Sparkly, dark, and satisfying. No, not the new Batman - something even better. Cookies source: bonappetit.com \| share:	8
		Where are the Deadlights when you really need them? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	15
		Cryptocurrency theft scheme highlights how distributed currency exchanges are only as secure as the weakest link, goodbye source: twitter.com \| share:	6
		Newly developed Far UV-C light could help eliminate pathogens indoors without the nagging blindness and skin cancer regular UV light can cause. Internal use has yet to be studied source: foxnews.com \| share:	10
		With Netflix greenlighting yet another Nu Iron Chef series, let's remember the original and best Iron Chef from Japan featuring Chairman Kaga and the bell pepper, a show that defined reality TV's wildly popular competitive cooking genre source: theguardian.com \| share:	43

Tue March 29, 2022
		The flight attendant mask mandate lawsuit has arrived at Gate 138B. Please disembark in an orderly manner source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	86
		Motel 6 will leave the light on for you, while Super 8 will leave a car inside your room source: wral.com \| share:	26
		Fox News' Lara Logan: You know who paid Darwin to invent the Theory of Evolution? The Jews. Then they tangled up everyone's Christmas lights source: jpost.com \| share:	225
		The best highlight at the Academy Awards source: usatoday.com \| share:	21

Mon March 28, 2022
		Have you ever wanted to own a lighthouse? Here's your chance. Difficulty: everything source: oregonlive.com \| share:	73
		Now that India is allowing international flights to return to expanded pre-pandemic levels, airfares should be cheaper, right? Why are you laughing? And why are you bursting into dance? source: ndtv.com \| share:	1

Sun March 27, 2022
		Help me survive Elden Ring from the beginning. Yeah, I know how to Google but I prefer info from gamers here source: eurogamer.net \| share:	84
		Lots of games on tap today. Can Tampa Bay light up Long Island? Will Buffalo rattle their Sabres or will the Rangers triumph? Can Arizona ground the Jets? Sundays are for hockey and puck drops at 2:00PM source: cbssports.com \| share:	46
		Scientist Chris Hanson discovers unexplained swirls on the sun's surface, asks them to take a seat over there source: vice.com \| share:	8

Fri March 25, 2022
		British daylight savings time is a little different, more hairy-blighter and less dickie-birdied source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		Rent jumped 17% across the nation. This is the sound of the very, very wealthy hoovering up any and all remaining cash from the pockets, and couch cushions of America source: abc7.com \| share:	98

Thu March 24, 2022
		🎵 Now, this is a story all about how / My flight got clipped-turned back around / And I'd like to take a minute / Just sit right there / I'll tell you how Philadelphia saved Ukraine from the air🎵 source: inquirer.com \| share:	21
		Finnair is making the most out of rerouting its flights around Russia source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	40
		Mysterious streetlight appears in Houston sky source: khou.com \| share:	54
		Happy birthday to Alyson Hannigan, who's had 48 of those but only admits to that one time at band camp source: imdb.com \| share:	55

Wed March 23, 2022
		Frustration succeeded in waking me up where daylight, the smell of cooking food, and the others' conversation had failed. I could not move matters forward save by waking up and doing something like posting in the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	136
		Guy breaks into gas station, takes consolation prize of candy and energy shots when he can't reach the cash source: patch.com \| share:	13

Tue March 22, 2022
		BBC personality decides to examine his own drinking habits in documentary, starts off by realizing he drank twice the weekly recommended limit in one night, or as Farkers call it, a light Tuesday source: youtube.com \| share:	76
		You gotta admit, a guy named D-sol who moonlights as a successful electronic dance DJ in New York and Miami and will be performing onstage at Lollapalooza sounds like a pretty cool dude. But what if you learn he's the CEO of Goldman Sachs? source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		The James Webb Space Telescope team is crushing it, but how "spikey" will its science images actually be? source: bigthink.com \| share:	11
		Scientists make fish memories glow and watch the pretty lightshow source: quantamagazine.org \| share:	7
		Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson responds to Sen. White Power's allegation that she went light on child predators. She hits it right out of the park source: msn.com \| share:	88
		Is it dusty in here? Seven-year-old girl with balls of steel source: huffpost.com \| share:	5

Mon March 21, 2022
		Rand blog from one year ago highlights Russian reliance on Mercs source: rand.org \| share:	26
		Apparently the true number of Russian troop deaths in Ukraine just leaked, slightly different than the Kremlin number (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	160

Sun March 20, 2022
		JetBlue flight delayed because rolls dice the people who were supposed to let the passengers off the plane all went home for the night source: chron.com \| share:	30

Sat March 19, 2022
		New York Post reports on shooting, seems oddly fixated on the victim's wristwatch source: nypost.com \| share:	65
		Coors Light lollipops. Now you can suck on crappy beer source: abc27.com \| share:	13
		Touching obituary photo for woman who lost courageous battle with cancer, Ewoks source: krtv.com \| share:	17
		Gizmo steps out into the light, expected to next have a snack after midnight before taking a bath source: nerdist.com \| share:	11

Fri March 18, 2022
		Time to make the donuts - er, Launch the Satellites. Falcon 9 Starlink launch from SLC-40 at CCSFS, Friday March 18, 11:24 PM EDT. Booster B1051 will try to be the first booster to make it to TWELVE flights source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	38
		Astronaut Mark Vande Hei surpasses Scott Kelly's record for longest spaceflight for an American. If he returns to Earth as scheduled on March 30 his flight will be 355 days source: nasa.gov \| share:	5
		Military expert says Putin is only not annihilating Ukraine for one very terrifying reason: He's scared sh*thless of NATO (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	146
		Media spotlight displeases domestic terrorist attempting to procure 62 Ukrainian children. It's almost as if he wants to direct these kids someplace. You know, like one might direct traffic. Wonder if there's a word for that? source: jezebel.com \| share:	47
		"Many reported that warning lights and alarms would go off, the driver's side windows would roll down and the SUVs would suddenly brake while in traffic." Ordinarily you don't see that kind of behavior, even in SUV drivers source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	34
		PETA thinks the term 'Horse Collar Tackle' should be changed to a name that's less offensive to equines source: thespun.com \| share:	38

Thu March 17, 2022
		Article on how the NFL has successfully destroyed Colin Kaepernick's career. Meanwhile the NFL continues to pretend they care about the racial issue Kaepernick helped highlight with the actions that got him blacklisted in the first place source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	44
		Which is worse, a young child crying during a six-hour flight or everyone singing "Baby Shark" to calm him down? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Ukraine Daylight Saving Time Robot Goats Mobile Leprechaun edition source: twitch.tv \| share:	7
		Yes, Your Honor, my client did everything the prosecutor says she did. But the real culprit behind her actions is Coors Light. Sentence Coors Light, not my client source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	83
		After the Senate springs ahead on making daylight savings time permanent, the House decides to fall back source: thehill.com \| share:	191

Wed March 16, 2022
		Made for "Fandom" tab HOTD: "Games Workshop suspends all Warhammer sales in Russia" source: pcgamer.com \| share:	34
		Apparently we tried permanent Daylight Saving Time in the '70s and it didn't work. People hated it source: washingtonian.com \| share:	637

Tue March 15, 2022
		On this day in 1932 Alan Bean was born. He saved Apollo 12 when lightning struck the rocket, but farked up the TV camera on the Moon, he then commanded a Skylab mission. When he retired he became a noted artist source: airandspace.si.edu \| share:	18
		And just like that, we're closer to creating more daylight source: cnet.com \| share:	428
		What will kill you tonight? Your nightlight source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Mon March 14, 2022
		Be a light cutter and embrace the darkness. Seriously source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	10
		Be a light cutter and embrace the darkness. Seriously source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	10
		Thieves in Houston were able to siphon over 1000 gallons of diesel from an underground tank at a gas station in broad daylight using a trap door in their minivan. That sucks source: khou.com \| share:	104
		Two barrels, four tactical lights, a Predator-style laser array, and a bayonet: It's the ultimate home defense shotgun source: youtube.com \| share:	27

Sun March 13, 2022
		Leaked Kremlin memos highlight how Russian government is pushing state media to feature Такер Карлсон as much as possible source: motherjones.com \| share:	87
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 13 is 'elucidate' as in: "In spite of professing my love for Lucy Lawless, I have yet to get elucidate" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	31

Sat March 12, 2022
		De Beers executives seen bathing in champagne, lighting cigars with €100 notes source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		We have the Blues in Music City to get the puck rolling, Hurricanes taking the Flyers for a spin, finishing up with the Lighting hitting the Oil. As one does. 10 games in all. Grab your Goon Juice and lets do that hockey. 1st puck at 12:30 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	114
		It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk? source: mlive.com \| share:	30
		There may be a light at the end of the gas price hike tunnel source: cnn.com \| share:	90
		Florida Man arrested for "illegal use of a dairy case" and also keeping Florida's favorite treat inside source: bocanewsnow.com \| share:	70

Fri March 11, 2022
		How to not get farked by daylight saving time source: theconversation.com \| share:	78
		Streetlight crashes in Croatia source: huffpost.com \| share:	24
		Why daylight saving time is unhealthy: here comes the neurology source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	31
		Here's how much money you need to be born into to retire at 55 source: travelandleisure.com \| share:	79

Thu March 10, 2022
		What lessons have you tried to teach your kids that backfired? Pro tip, don't teach them they will get coal in their stocking on Christmas if they're bad while also telling them that coal is a rock that they can light on fire source: boredpanda.com \| share:	19
		The very manly People's Convoy is currently handing out participation ribbons while being delayed due to light seasonal weather source: vice.com \| share:	99
		Still not as depressing as realizing you wasted 20 hours of your life watching the prequel and sequel trilogies, I bet source: avclub.com \| share:	33

Wed March 09, 2022
		"I was in my studio late one night, headphones on... a few glasses of red wine deep and thought, wouldn't it be fun to pull out my bass, blow up the tone, double it and play to a really messed up super slow drum groove" source: loudersound.com \| share:	26
		Time crystals made of light could soon escape the lab, according to research conducted by Skeksis source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	17
		Time crystals made of light could soon escape the lab, according to research conducted by Skeksis source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	17

Tue March 08, 2022
		"Tom Brady, Coach K, Roger Federer and the twilight of the gods" source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	3
		Linux has a Dirty Pipe problem source: arstechnica.com \| share:	15
(Colorado Sun)		The "Lightsaber Guys" are bringing fun and extended virginity to their college campus with weekly outdoor duels source: coloradosun.com \| share:	9
		Feds sue maker of herbal tea for not curing Covid any better than a blacklight up one's ass source: arstechnica.com \| share:	47

Mon March 07, 2022
		RAW kicks off with the ceremonial lighting of the Cuyahoga River then a 3 team dance for the tag titles. Miz brings more trash to town in the form of Logan Paul. Can he get credit for Lawler too? Edge explains everything starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	145
		Let's watch as a Russian government charter flight lands at Dulles Airport to pick up a planeload of Russian operatives who are being required to leave the country. No, not GOP officials. At least, not on this flight source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	57
		Elon Musk calls for creation of additional Russian targets in Europe source: thehill.com \| share:	28

Sun March 06, 2022
		Trucker convoy laps Beltway to protest COVID measures. Or, as DC residents would describe it, 'light traffic.' source: cnn.com \| share:	169
		Old and busted: ceiling cat. New hotness: light fixture raccoon source: nypost.com \| share:	21

Sat March 05, 2022
		KFC is branching out into home decor lighting? source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	11
		What band have you seen the most times live? Subby says Metallica, countless times on 4 continents. Locally, one of the most entertaining bands ever. ♪♫ "But when the lights go out in the room tonight, you better learn not to sleep too tight" ♫♪ source: youtube.com \| share:	134

Fri March 04, 2022
		Light or moderate drinking isn't good for you either source: thehill.com \| share:	104
		Three unruly passengers cause flight to divert to Houston, presumably in order to pick up additional unruly passengers source: cnn.com \| share:	26

Thu March 03, 2022
		Let's have a Thursday Night hockey thread, because why not? It starts at 7:00 PM ET with Penguins-Lightning, Wild-Flyers, Bruins-Knights (9:00 PM ET on ESPN), and Habs-Flames among the big games. Let's do this, folks source: espn.com \| share:	41
		Israeli news highlights the devastation of Ukraine including tanks rolling through streets, burning buildings, TIE Fighters broken down on snowy highways, people suffe--wait, back up one source: twitter.com \| share:	95
		Somebody tell Mayor Lightfoot that there's a difference between being the biggest dick and having the biggest dick source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	158
		Who cares about the cars in Gran Turismo 7? Let's take a closer look at the people source: theverge.com \| share:	15

Wed March 02, 2022
		New York man attacks 7 Asian women in one day, unlocks Attack Helicopter source: fox5ny.com \| share:	83
		In 2020 astronomers reported a black hole just 1,000 light years away from Earth. Perhaps the Supreme Being could send Randall with the Map of all the Holes in the universe and help them out? source: phys.org \| share:	10
		Doggo happy to see daylight again, freed by firefighters after 60 hours trapped underground without steak source: news.sky.com \| share:	3
		Good morning Belarus. Welcome to the sanctions game. Red light. Green light source: theguardian.com \| share:	119

Tue March 01, 2022
		Delta Air asks you to move seats to accommodate two pain in the butt flyers griping about their seat assignments. Do you: A) Say "No"; B) Say "Yes" but only for a $500 flight voucher; C) Move, then tell TV news source: abc30.com \| share:	146
		Good news, everybody. Coors Light is finally ditching those environmentally unfriendly plastic 6-pack rings. Now if they'd only ditch the stuff that's inside the cans, they might have a product worth buying source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		What does it mean to be human? source: vox.com \| share:	20
		Lack of sleep addles your Brian source: salon.com \| share:	5

Mon February 28, 2022
		How to earn extra cash as a cop. Work overtime, rob casinos, moonlight as private security...wait, go back one source: nbcnews.com \| share:	23
		I heard Jesry's voice in my head saying, "Oh, so you're only being buried alive a little bit. There was a dim blue-grey light. I could hear Arsibalt saying "Just enough to read by" and Lio answering "If only you had an MSNBC thread at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	244
		Trump says rising sea levels just "give you slightly more seafront property." Hopefully, Aquaman will be ready to buy it source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	108

Sun February 27, 2022
		Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme celebrates the recent 15th anniversary of the epic "It's A Streetlight" thread. We'll create art that features UFOs as everyday things that look mighty suspect. All art mediums allowed source: fark.com \| share:	13

Sat February 26, 2022
		Doctor, Doctor please .... I tried to pick my nose and something bit my finger source: nypost.com \| share:	34
		If you go to the hospital saying you have a migraine and might have been struck by lightning, then punch the doctor who tries to examine your head, you actually do need your head examined source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	21

Fri February 25, 2022
		Three magic beans, a broken wheelbarrow, and a case of Coors Light source: si.com \| share:	5

Thu February 24, 2022
(Some Guy)		Flourescent lights, your doing it wrong ,open concept, wrong, beer collection, wrong, over the range microwave, wrong. 40 ways you are doing it wrong. How does your kitchen rate? source: discover.alot.com \| share:	61

Wed February 23, 2022
		Blue light special no longer valid in GA source: ajc.com \| share:	32
		Why are headlines with questions always correctly answered with 'three magic beans, a broken wheelbarrow, and a case of Coors Light'? source: indystar.com \| share:	3
		Someone told them light power rhymes with White Power and they decided to blow up some transformers source: justice.gov \| share:	52
		Deshaun 'Deposed' Watson to be deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, & deposed source: espn.com \| share:	8
		It's like that old Alabaman axiom always said: If at first you don't succeed in hatefully marginalizing innocent transgender people who only want to be treated with dignity and respect, then light yourself a cross and try, try again source: npr.org \| share:	110
		Lindsay Lohan joins TikTok and reveals something nobody gives a crap about. In fact, why the hell did I even submit this article? For the love of God, mods, DO NOT GREENLIGHT source: metro.co.uk \| share:	55

Tue February 22, 2022
		Bulging triangle added to the bulging dossier of streetlight sightings source: nypost.com \| share:	40
		There's a blue light special on bankruptcy as just four Kmart stores remain in the United States. Rain Man unavailable for comment source: madison.com \| share:	40
		OnePlus 10 can become TwoPlus 5 under slight pressure source: theverge.com \| share:	19
		Gary Brooker skips the light fandango source: rollingstone.com \| share:	30
		Do you think sunglasses are too convenient? Do you enjoy looking like an insufferable jackass? Do you have €59? Then we have the product for you source: kickstarter.com \| share:	134

Mon February 21, 2022
		Man was abducted by aliens 50 years ago. He now claims he was given insight about the pandemic and World War 3, but learned that not even aliens can predict lottery numbers source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	50
		A supernova could light up the Milky Way at any time. Astronomers ask, "Where were you while we getting high?" source: nature.com \| share:	23
		A wooden, deteriorating bridge in Fort Hancock, TX has reopened to vehicle traffic much to the delight of Ellis Boyd Redding source: kxan.com \| share:	18
		If your child expresses a fear of the dark, merely explain that lights at five to forty lux suppress melatonin by 78 percent, and melatonin production continues to be delayed for an additional 50 minutes after exposure. Nighty-night source: ktla.com \| share:	14
		Queen returns to light duties, while The WHO produces amazing sound source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	28
		Daniel Radcliffe is to Weird Al what Val Kilmer was to Jim Morrison source: yahoo.com \| share:	82

Sun February 20, 2022
		Not news: Photos of John Glenn's historic first orbital flight of a Mercury spacecraft. New hotness: Get the original film, remaster them, and see them in never-seen-before sharpness source: twitter.com \| share:	10
		Cybercriminals' delight source: thehill.com \| share:	64

Sat February 19, 2022
		Everyone loves a laser light show. Well, almost everyone source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		Watch the S.S. Piers Sellers launch from Wallops, Virginia on a trip to the International Space Station at 12:40 PM ET. Sellers was an astronaut, meteorologist, and a director of Earth Science at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center source: rocketlaunch.live \| share:	12

Fri February 18, 2022
		Mother discovers day care's hotel service when staff lock her daughter in classroom and leave for the night source: wesh.com \| share:	49

Thu February 17, 2022
		Coke introduced Coca-Cola Starlight with a taste that is "inspired by space". So, instead of being refreshed, you feel cold and empty inside while your waistline slowly expands? source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		If solar panels don't need sunlight to generate electricity, are they really solar panels? source: bgr.com \| share:	29
		Want people to film you as you state your views on COVID-19 vaccines? Cool, no worries, mate. Just don't try opening aircraft's emergency exit while in flight to draw that attention source: ksl.com \| share:	34
		Top artificial intelligence scientist believes current neural networks may already be "slightly conscious." Sarah Connor unavailable for comment source: slashgear.com \| share:	23

Wed February 16, 2022
		Black coach in Texas doesn't dress white enough. You bet your last pinch of Copenhagen the common clay of the new west has a problem with that source: yahoo.com \| share:	42
		US spy planes caught circling over Ukraine on flight trackers. In related news: The US is interested in a part of the world that's about to go up in flames because of a Russian invasion source: the-sun.com \| share:	85

Tue February 15, 2022
		That snow moon source: cnn.com \| share:	7
		NASA wants to give you $650,000.00 to help a Lunar lander landing in the dark avoid hitting a nasty rock. Obvious: You will probably have to do some math. PSA: Subby has dibs on wait for morning or carry a floodlight source: nasa.gov \| share:	22
		New York state girl found safe in Harry Potter reenactment gone wrong source: nbcnews.com \| share:	50
		Rust addict and taillight fetishist bail out of the car source: jalopnik.com \| share:	31
		With a record-breaking 1550 type Ia supernovae to go off of, the latest Pantheon+ analysis reveals our Universe as never before source: bigthink.com \| share:	8

Mon February 14, 2022
		So a Dodge Challenger, a Porsche Macan and a Ford F-150 are lined up at a red light. Who's the biggest idiot? source: msn.com \| share:	30
		"My boyfriend is on dating sites and pulls women up on his app and rates them in my presence. Is this a red flag?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share: