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Sun July 22, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The start time has been moved up due to rain. Here is your Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Foxwoods Resort Casino 301 thread. NBCSN 1pm ET. No lights at New Hampshire Motor Speedway, so if they can't get a dry window the race will be Monday
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physics researchers discover why farts are so hilarious
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Sat July 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has yet to issue the 2016 and 2017 National Medals for Arts, Science, or Technology because he can't get one and he refuses to share the limelight with, well, anyone
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(Kurzweil AI)
 
 
 
The Terminator will have electric muscles instead of motors, may be triggered by sunshine
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian plane struck by lightning mid-air, proving Australia will try to kill you at a distance too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seems as if Trump's desire for another playdate with Vlad has thrown DC into the twilight zone. Funny, subby thought we've been in a twilight zone for a year and a half now
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Thu July 19, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Due to its thick atmosphere, Saturn's moon Titan looks like a fuzzy yellow ball in visible light, but Cassini has provided infrared pics that show the surface in incredible detail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The "Daily" White House briefing is a great tool for building cohesion between government and governed, shed light on causes for decisions, and hold the administration accountable. Which is why we've only had 3 in the past 30 days
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Wed July 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff John Kelly gives GOP green light to rebuke Trump's remarks. Care to guess if they did?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Privacy researcher pieces together the details of love affairs (and drug deals) from payment app that publicly broadcasts financial transactions. Still a better love story than Twilight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Given that the U.S. president spent the last 36 hours abroad humbling himself to his nation's most dangerous adversary, you could be forgiven if you've forgotten he's also been orchestrating crimes against humanity back home
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cockroach robots to fix Rolls Royce engines. However it has to be done in the dark, they run away when you turn on the light
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary
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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finns know what only slightly more than a majority of American voters know. Trump is unfit for, well, anything that you have to be elected to
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the break, five of six division leaders look about like we expected. For Washington fans, their season highlight might be Bryce Harper in the Home Run Derby. Also, LAD are your new #5 team, the Spinal Tap drummer of Power Rankings
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"So, this is what gaslighting feels like," laments Terry Crews
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Astrobiology Magazine)
 
 
 
Geek thread telescope trifecta. You know you wanna, Mods
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More than 2,800 children are still locked up in Trump's Kids Koncentration Kamps. If this description of their daily plight doesn't make you ragepuke, you might be wearing a red hat made in China
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The St Louis Cardinals, who change managers only slightly less frequently than the Steelers change head coaches, have fired Mike Matheny
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the miracle of Duct Tape: like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and can be used to strap elderly nursing home patients into chairs
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget alien megastructures. New observations rule them out, and explain Tabby's Star with dust alone
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Article claims perfect temperature to be 74 degrees...unless you are a beer of course
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Physics World)
 
 
 
Ear implant lets deaf gerbils sense sound from light signals. Effectiveness in small, dark passages remains to be seen
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
"Telescope" buried in ice in Antarctica just observed a black-hole powered neutrino emitted 4 billion light years away from an event also observed by a gamma ray observatory in orbit
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Woman trying to take photos during vintage biplane flight loses phone. Uses Find My iPhone app to track it down in someone's yard, and it's working perfectly
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is gaslighting soybean farmers
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Optional upgrades for Houthi pickup trucks: Extended cab, skid plate, light bar, 20mm Vulcan cannon, winch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just in case you're struck by lighting 51 times or hit by a bus in Antarctica, here's how to remain anonymous: First, call all the lawyers
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Summer is a great time for kids to chart the stars. Evidently they have to go outside for this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
PSA: A one hundred dollar bill should read "The United States of America" and not "for motion picture use only." Tag is for the clerks that took them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It was lights out at the 2018 World Series of Poker
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"I wasn't drinking while driving, officer, just drinking while at stop lights and stop signs"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"May the bridges I burn light the way," aka quitting your job in style
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Canada eschewed the "liberal immigration doom loop," which is also the name of my Gordon Lightfoot cover band
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
You know Florida man is a Florida Man when he steals beer from the store but still goes for the Natty Light
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Shirtless DUI driver runs back to burning car to light cigarette, "singeing part of his eyebrows off in the process." With happy mugshot goodness
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is searching for the bright lights of Broadway and the spacious sound stages of Tinseltown; this week we're all about the musical. Specifically, we're looking for best musical soundtracks of all time
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
The the 1956 IBM SAGE was not only the largest computer ever built, it was also every sci-fi film computer. Behold its walls of blinky light glory
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 226, with a superfight between light heavyweight champ Daniel Cormier and heavyweight champ Stipe Miocic. Also Francis N'Gannou vs Derrick Lewis. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV at 10 PM ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scooter rider in China with zero awareness runs red light, meets minivan with zero awareness... and leaves Darwin disappointed
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Traveling at the speed of light would take 200,000 years to go across the Milky Way Galaxy. Which coincidentally is exactly the same amount of time it would take to travel the entire 405 Freeway in a 1973 Ford Galaxy
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Fri July 06, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: "Asiana chair apologizes for flights lacking meals, suicide"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua wearing an Uncle Sam hat? Hopefully a greenlight, because the picture of this is adorable
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
I've heard of lightning bugs but not lightning frogs
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Some Knight)
 
 
 
Red Sox sign Kyle Wren, son of Sox VP who will ultimately be rewarded with impalement by light saber
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Like to go to movies but have a small bladder? Slate proposes a dumb solution
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that that Einstein guy was fairly smart after all
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Wed July 04, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Flight of the Conchords announce upcoming HBO special. It's business time
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a Polish joke. Q: How do you stop a right-wing Polish government from taking over the judiciary? A: Not sure. Lech Walesa is involved, if that gives you a sense of the stakes. Oh, uh... I mean, a solar-powered flashlight
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
CNN, NBC and CBS: That video you took of the jet engine losing parts during your flight is scary, can we use your picture and credit you? Photographer: Sure thing. Fox News: Hey, can we use your - Photographer: Nooooooooooooope
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even after 3 unsuccessful surgeries, man still wants to achieve his big dream: to look like a "space elf"
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Mon July 02, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Chinese scientists build lethal 'laser' assault rifle that will be able to burn through your clothes and light you on FIRE, no word yet on whether they're working on one that also shoots BBQ sauce
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Sat June 30, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Legal fireworks are so boring in New Jersey even your neighbors won't call the cops over what you light up
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
While Orioles dither on whether to give up in 2018, Red Sox go to Blue Jays' everything-must-go yard sale, pick up slightly worn Steve Pearce. Here's how he might help them beat the Yankees
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if stinky passengers and fights over phones weren't bad enough, flight attendants have higher rates of cancer in every form studied
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boeing's hypersonic airliner expected to fly at 90,000 feet for two-hour New York to London flight. Queen Elizabeth's Concorde impression warming up on the tarmac
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa dismisses criticism of his lighter skin tone and says it does not bother him because his vast wealth allows him to do 'whatever he wants'
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
These violent delights have violent ends
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage goes full fanboy by dying his hair blonde, like Trump's. Now plans on growing little one-inch mustache like his second favorite leader
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
All that rush hour traffic got you running late for work? No sweat; just slap some fake police lights and a siren on your car and watch those suckers part like the Red Sea
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bud Light is offering California free beer if Mexico beats Brazil in World Cup. Analysts suggest this is a brilliant marketing move, as there's no way Mexico can win against that many players
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Astronomers dazzled by a brilliant supernova apparently haven't ever checked the resale value of one
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Wed June 27, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Astronomy Highlights - Summer 2018. "Moon Near Uranus"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello Flight 1623 this is Jack in tower control. Hi, Jack
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a massive asteroid that could have caused Armageddon got very close to hitting us
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
To the delight of Dallas Cowboys fans everywhere, Tony Romo predicts 'the team to beat' in 2018
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
86-year old Twilight league baseball coach fills in at right field for his depleted roster, see how he does
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Woman's profanity-laden meltdown on flight has airline apologizing to everyone "who had to witness this"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand City Hall closed due to DeLightning Strike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kind teen helps deaf and blind man on flight. No word if she picked up mean pinball skills in exchange
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Denver-bound flight rerouted to Albuquerque due to effects of atmospheric change on stomachs containing Taco Bell
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We're experiencing light turbulence so I'm placing the seat belt sign back on. Be sure to look out your window to see some of the tumultuous vortices Jupiter is known for
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The "Avengers: Infinity War" cast were only told the film's ending on the day it was shot, while in a van. No word if they were down by the river at the time. [SPOILERS]
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Sun June 24, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention K-Mart drug users
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
"The curse of the Irish" causes a five hour Azure outage in Dublin (the rest of us know it as 'sunlight')
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Contestant of TV show "The Proposal" moonlights on "The date rape"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Iceland World Cup highlights with "Immigrant Song" as the soundtrack. Chillingly awesome
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
"What made the Nazis possible? Why didn't anyone stop them?" How could they Nazi this coming
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Thu June 21, 2018
(GQ)
 
 
 
According to a participant in the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, Half Scoop was all excited to get Clinton dirt but once he realized he wasn't getting any "the lights went out"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fancy a career change? Britain is recruiting now for someone to lead Brexit talks on an aviation deal so flights aren't grounded. Bonus: "Prior knowledge of airspace and the aviation sector is an advantage but not necessary"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight in India becomes vomitorium after captain decides he's had enough of passengers' shenanigans
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney discusses his writing strategy with Kanye West: "I was tootling around on guitar, and Kanye spent a lot of time looking at pictures of Kim". How the mighty have fallen
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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want your house to sell for more? Consider painting the front door this color
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫They call him Flipper, Flipper, flips faster than lightning♫
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Perth Now)
 
Video
 
Pic and video of streetlight caught over Russian World Cup venue
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
The United Airlines commuter partner in the midwest has been experiencing computer issues for several days. So if you've ever wanted to be stuck in Dayton due to a cancelled flight, you're in luck
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How could things get worse at the World Cup for the Saudi Arabian team after getting hosed 5-0 by Russia? If you had "in-flight engine fire" on your card, please step forward and claim your prize
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Sun June 17, 2018
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
I wonder if a tagline including whips and riding crops will encourage the admins to greenlight this
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson does something that makes golf slightly less boring for a few seconds, though overall still exceedingly boring
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How do we know the age of the Solar System? We now know Earth, asteroids, and the Sun are slightly different
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest that to jumpstart life on Mars, we should take our deep-sea bacteria and jettison it onto the Red Planet ahead of time, where they will evolve into Martians and simultaneously create oxygen for future Martians
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Crab spiders take flight with tiny silk paragliders, and subby will be in a locked airtight cupboard under some blankets for the rest of the day
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency has a spacecraft in an asteroid field and they are going closer to one of the bigger rocks. Never tell the the odds and never tell them that it is a repeat from yesterday's headline as it is a different spacecraft
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
So far 10 flights at Clearwater International Airport have been cancelled because the planes have not been built yet
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Inside Pulse)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/13) Man-Thor is back. Also, Nancy Drew, Plastic Man, Lost Light, Darkhawk and if you aren't into the whole brevity thing, Hawkman
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Multiple lasers could be replaced by a single microcomb. Sharks ambivalent
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Judge gives CNN the green light to keep pushing their fake news agenda under the umbrella of AT&T
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Only in Florida is where an alligator can delay a flight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan charged with cocaine possession planted by Harvey Weinstein
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
New rule #1: Don't shoot the lifeguard
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Mon June 11, 2018
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Hello, ladies. Are you tired of your man smelling like he's been prowling the sewers every day for 27 years? Look at him. Back to me. Now look at these balloons that float. Look closer; the balloons are now deadlights. I'm in the library
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Damn, it smells like rotten eggs down here. Let me just turn on this light anBOOM
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel starts at pole, Hamilton at P4 and hoping that Verstappen is Mad Max. It's the opposite of Monaco, the Montreal Grand Prix. Green Lights at 2:10pm ET
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(PureWow)
 
 
 
Listen up, wine snobs. We're sick and tired of your pretentious BS and we're not going to take it anymore. Got that? Good...now go get me a bottle of your finest Boone's Farm, and make it snappy
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Chrysalis returns to exact her revenge on Starlight Glimmer and the Mane 6 Will there be exposition about a complicated plot, or will she just hire a hitpony? Find out on My Little Pony - The Mean 6 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Flight Global)
 
 
 
Air Force grounds full fleet of B-1B Lancers after one blows escape hatch mid-flight
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Schiff demands a release of the Nunes Grapefruit transcripts. Promises it will "shed new light on the issues" of juicing, and squeezing, and moderate fondling
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Are you a coffee achiever or are you a half double decaffeinated half-calf with a twist of lemon?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government researchers say it's only a matter of time before there's a cyberattack on an airplane inflight resulting in a catastrophic disaster, so have a nice trip this summer
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Airport kills hog before it had a chance to be killed in the luggage compartment on a Delta flight
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Enlightenment was great for Democracy and pretty good for excuse-filled racism
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Three important things to know about the upcoming utilities works: Temporary traffic lights will be in place, your water supply won't be affected, and someone named Tom Wysocki is a tw*t
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's so hot in Mexico that the traffic lights are melting
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's a slightly different container, but subby swears he tried something called Crystal Coke in the '80s
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Since the Talking Heads were inspired by 'afrobeat' music, why not do an album of Talking Heads covers by a west African artist? Same as it ever was
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
'Jackett admitted to police he was high on Xanax and Adderall while refilling a Zippo lighter and accidentally spilled the fluid and caught the table on fire. He...panicked and initially told them someone threw a bomb through his window.'
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Astronomers locate neutron star over 200,000 light years from Earth, cannot confirm whether it is dancing or not
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's a novel idea: instead of the admins greenlighting the 1,217th link about Action Park, how about greenlighting one about Johnny Knoxville's thinly-disguised movie about Action Park. That'd be like completely different, right?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Is it really a police chase if the perp stops for red lights?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered galaxies with no stars in them. Glad to know we finally found where Frank Stallone lives
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Busted taillight leads to 3 dead bodies, 1 kidnap victim. Just imagine if the guy hadn't had proof of insurance
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Lightning bolts colliding, very very frightening me. Video
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Police on lookout for suspects who fled from cosmetic surgery clinic without paying for £2,000 worth of Botox and lip fillers. Suspects described as 'slightly disturbing looking' (pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House has refused to respond to numerous requests from the government's watchdog agency, the GAO. In response, the White House said: Have you met us? Do we look like we DO "accountability"?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In probably one of the only times a NFL player is called an angel, Arizona Cardinals tight end Jermaine Gresham made sure this woman caught her flight
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Wed May 30, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Fins from the endangered placid whale shark were discovered on a Singapore Air flight en route to Hong Kong
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines re-launches non-stop Singapore-Newark flight. At almost 19 hours in the air, savvy flyers have time for dinner, an ambien nap, breakfast, a second ambien nap, second breakfast, and not having to remember getting to Newark
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers achieve almost instant magnetization of matter by light, are polarized by their achievement
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill had coffee with James Gunn and now everyone is hoping he'll be cast in Guardians of the Galaxy III
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Under no circumstances are you permitted to attempt DIY deportations, Mr. Flight School Instructor
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Well, least his old man never cut off The Boss' hand with a light saber; Kasdans admit they lifted Han Solo's daddy issues from Bruce Springsteen's autobiography (Warning: Spoilers in article)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to write a second-to-last film that makes the audience want more, according to the writers of "Avengers: Infinity War," "Empire Strikes Back" and "Twilight". One of these things is not like the others
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not in 1,000 years - The US military says enjoy your science fiction because faster than light travel is pretty much that
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Satellite video of lightning crossing the country is mesmerizing
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Wed May 23, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"Aaron Schlossberg is the least racist person Aaron Schlossberg knows"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Looooong time Fark lurker (biffthewondercow) has put up the first book in his new light novel series: I, Skeleton. This is his shameless plug. --D= Check it out, leave some feedback. Thanks for reading
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four drunk Brits arrested for starting hotel fire with an aerosol and lighter (pics) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 21, 2018
(UCSC)
 
 
 
"Lightning in the eyewall of a hurricane beamed antimatter toward the ground" is a headline from A) Infowars B) Whatdoesitmean.com or C) UC Santa Cruz
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Attention, Microsoft users who regularly rely on Flash, Silverlight, and Shockwave controls in their Office 365 documents to make them more lively: Starting this September, the party is over
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Stabbing yourself with a pen isn't going to help with your flight delay
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi goes on new SiriusXM show, says many talented rock stars from his day were hurt in MTV era by shiatty video choices. "Even Tom Petty was dressed up like an apocalyptic road warrior"
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Sat May 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
More & more hockey it seems. Today @ 7pm ET the Capitals & the Lightning meet to start a best, 2 out of 3 series. Hopefully the game will go until well past midnight on the west coast. SUP/FC/EABOD/WHARRGARBL
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Toy company receives trademark for "sweet, slightly musky" scent
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Fri May 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
These sharks prefer jazz to classical, they still won't call in and donate during a pledge drive
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
First drug to treat chronic migraines approved. Fark: It costs $6,900 without insurance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Mueller has narrowed the scope of questions for an interview with Trump to what they know the answers to
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
MTV freezes Catfish
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
YouTube credited with increasing skill levels of young NBA players by repeatedly exposing them to best highlights of game's greatest legends on demand, without interference from inept youth coaches, broken VCRs, or sketchy competition
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yawn: Video surfaces of airline employee preventing customer from bringing service animal on flight. Fark: The service animal is a velociraptor
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tired of Southwest Airlines making headlines for all the wrong reasons, United steps in to reclaim its title. Actually, another passenger was nice and so was the flight attendant. We dipped into a good timeline
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are using combustion-causing oxygen, do not light a cigarette
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In a story that should shock no one on Fark, Alabama church displays sign that says "BLACK FOLKS NEED TO STAY OUT OF WHITE CHURCHES"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A collection of the most bizarre videos and situations from flights in 2018. So far
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Small Teaser)
 
 
 
Keyan Williams didn't catch many passes for the Nebraska Cornhuskers but he is catching that first flight out of town after deciding to transfer
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Sun May 13, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
After you spend all day with your mother, it's time for some hockey. Can the Capitals take a 2-0 series lead home with them? Or will the Lightning strike back and even the series? The puck drops at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines caved to pressure from "a small-but-mighty group of fans" and restored tomato juice to its in-flight beverage offerings. No such luck for the Courvoisier
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Astronomers have never seen light like this around a newly forming star. I'm not saying it's the birth of aliens, but
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We now head east for the start of the Conference Finals, where no Ovechkin has gone before. There has never been any reason to stop watching hockey. Capitals and Lightning in the Eastern Conference Finals, game starts at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Eden Mill's first single malt whisky sells for $9,500, breaking the world record for the first release from a distillery
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Light Sabers, a part of living
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Melania Trump bullied by White House to back off her cyber-bullying campaign because it puts too much of a spotlight on Trump
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan police department: Hey, let's change our name to "PoPo", that'll really reach the young folk. Young folk: What a load of "PooPoo"
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Beyoncé's hair gets caught in bike during cycling class; was not the highlight of her day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFO struck by lightning bolt, followed by flying hammer
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Lightning Lick The Bruins 3-1 To Win Series
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you two hours of songs that peaked on a Billboard chart in the month of May ranging from 1963 through 1984. If there's dead air where the DJ should be talking, blame new flight sim software
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lily Allen discloses whether or not she rode the unibrow cow on an 11 hour flight
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning finish off the Bruins? Can the Knights take care of the Sharks and advance to the Conference Finals? Did anybody see these scenarios at the beginning at the season? The fun begins at 3pm ET on NBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama just shamed all Trump voters and the electorate
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight and Sunburst are called by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem involving their parents. Will they find out they are siblings? Find out on My Little Pony - The Parent Map this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
When I see those drones a-coming they're a-lightin' up the sky; and I can't see the moonlight and I don't why but I'm stuck in Folsom Intel and drones keep flyin' on
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Sports team agrees to turn off bright lights on 1/4 of their newest stadium after neighbors complain, but the other three sides will be staying on all night because they have too much money and need to spend it any way they can
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Drunk/stoned United flight attendant's boarding announcement: 'if your seatbelt isn't tight, you F^*%ed up'". Police at arrival gate tell her her seatbelt isn't tight
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(NHL)
 
 
 
"Johnny Sex Cup: The Shark-Knight Returns." Will the Sharks get hooked or will the Knights take another flesh wound? Beforehand, Bruins seek to battle Bolts in Beantown to bondage. Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Sharks/Golden Knights @ 10pm ET. Sharks in 6
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
C-130 that crashed in Georgia yesterday was taking off on its last flight before retiring to the boneyard
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eyes chargin' mah lazer
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will a bondaged Bolts/Bruins series bring bonus hockey, bedlam, boondoggles, or a brewhaha? The Sharks have successfully lost the needed 2 games to win in 6, can they get win #3? Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Golden Knights/Sharks @ 10pm ET. HOCKEY MEMES
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man finds out he's paying Ohio river bridge's electric bill. Duke sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest flight makes emergency landing with broken window. No, not that one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos believes that one day all of Earth will be zoned for residential and light industry
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facepalming-Picard bust looks like it lost a lightsaber duel against a Sith Lord
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biglaw firm sends out PR email honoring the firm's women by highlighting the men who make it all possible
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says he turned down Trump's offer to be administration's science adviser, saying "That's not a good use of my time." Goes back to lounging in hot tub filled with silver dollars, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley covered in chocolate... and shouldn't need too much more than that for a greenlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lighten up, Francis
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious now moonlighting at Scientific American: Self-Driving Cars and Humans Face Inevitable Collisions
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Bruins ride the Lightning or get shock treatment? Will the Golden Knights find a shrubbery or suffer another flesh wound? What fabric will Don Cherry dazzle us with tonight? Bruins/Lightning @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Knights @ 10pm ET, Sharks in 6
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Sometimes all it takes is a teen, cotton balls, and a lighter to ruin Walmart for everyone
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of water beetle named after Leonardo DiCaprio. Both share a partially retractable head and slightly protruding eyes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In light of the recent FBI raids on his office, home and even hotel room, the $228,000 the Trump 2020 campaign has paid to Mickey Cohen's attorney looks less like "Legal consulting" and more like "witness tampering"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
China's latest weapon in the fight against jaywalkers: automated squirt guns that soak anyone who walks on the red
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guy sets Guinness World Record for largest amount of brass carried on a surfboard
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Grump to stump at dump for chumps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Blue Origin)
 
 
 
The other billionaire with a rocket company is launching the New Shepard rocket. Plans are for a human flight this year & eventually to sell tickets to millionaires. Launch planned at 9:45 AM ET. Streaming starts at T minus 15 minutes
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Bruins and Lightning start their series, while the Knights are hoping to kick the Sharks while they are down in Game 2. The puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC. SHUT UP PIERRE
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight casts Princess Celestia her in production to help Celestia realize her fillyhood dream of being in a play. Can she raise the curtain as well as the sun? Find out on My Little Pony - Horse Play this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Police use lights, sirens to escort DJ Funkmaster Flex to Newark mayor's birthday party in the least-corrupt thing to happen in New Jersey this week
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The Lighthouse comes under assault as it's discovered SHIELD has hidden the soul stone all this time. (ABC 9ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When the bright lights are on and the cameras are snapping and everyone is yelling, 'Sarah Sarah' with their hands in the air, a palpable electricity flows through it. The moment Sanders unleashes her trademark monotone, the energy drains"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you're an on-the-job alcoholic who pushes opioids and is just a raging asshole, it may behoove you not to put yourself under the searing light of confirmation hearings
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump to Comey: of course I didn't spend the night in Moscow. Trump to Fox News hosts, now that flight records have been found: of course I spent the night in Moscow
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount greenlights sequel to surprise hit A Quiet Place
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cal Thomas has actually read his bible
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hold my beer: wedding photo edition
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally a father who knows how to treat his bratty daughters for their immature behavior on an airline flight. Bonus: He's also the airline CEO
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Mon April 23, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why your exes found your constant use of Echo annoying. Not you, weird guy with a Fleshlight mod
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Depending on what language you speak, your eye perceives colors - and the world - differently than someone else
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Prenatal cannabis use associated with low birth weights, but the bigger question is how do they light it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Flight records indicate that Trump absolutely stayed over in Moscow during the Miss Universe 2013 pageant. Either Trump or his bodyman, Schiller, are gonna be really pissed on. OFF. Really pissed *off*
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists modify fruit flies so they'll orgasm whenever they see a red light, ensuring they'll never speed on a yellow to beat the red
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That's one way to get in-flight coffee
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Roger Stone disinvited from speaking to GOP group for calling nasty old rum pot a nasty old rum pot
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Sat April 21, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tonight we get racing under the lights at Richmond. The Toyota Owners 400 is on FOX tonight at 6:30 pm EDT. Sorry, non Toyota owners. I guess this race isn't for you
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning strike down the Devils to advance? Who will break the deadlock between the Jackets and the Capitals? Can the Bruins blow away the Leafs to move on? Saturday Stanley Cup Playoffs thread with the puck dropping at 3pm ET on NBC
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pom-PEEE-O. Pom-PEE-EE-EE-EE-O. Daylight come and he ain't got the votes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter, the new star of "Deadpool 2", has a Twitter account and it's delightful
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need to lose weight; what's a light beer that doesn't suck too badly? Difficulty, no AB products please
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Elton John's Rocketman biopic got through preflight well before zero hour, or 9AM as we call it
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bored by shows about boiling kidney pies with offal gravy and spotted dicks? Check out the awesome if slightly wacky world of Asian cooking shows on NetFlix
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta flight to Florida blows tire. Hey, we all have our kinks
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The pilot who saved yesterday's Southwest Airline flight is a former Navy fighter pilot and a total badass
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For Sale: used Apollo-Era Astronaut underwear. "The most sophisticated diaper in the world". For inflight fecal collection "the device used was a plastic bag which was taped to the buttocks to capture feces." Most sophisticated
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When the team finds a hole in Devoe's defenses they walk in blindly, like idiots. Meanwhile, Joe notices that Harry seems off. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson recovers, will Jennifer answer the call? (CW 9ET)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers create new Bose-Einstein condensate, are excited over the prospect of relatively decent mini-speakers
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stan Lee sues ex-manager for fraud, stealing his blood -- no, seriously
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video
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Sun April 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Secret camera captures random people on the street playing hopscotch, and it's delightful
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In 1907, while human flight was still being measured in feet and minutes, a patent application for a new invention was submitted: the pigeon camera. Here are some of those pics, distinct for having the GoPro-like quality of channeling animal movement
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Milos Forman takes one last flight over the cuckoo's nest
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
AFSPC-11 on the biggest Atlas V you can get. Launch stream starts at 6:53 PM ET. C'mon, let's light these candles!
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
In light of the recent scandals and growing concerns involving data privacy, Yahoo would like you to know it doesn't give a crap about your privacy and is harvesting everything, including your personal email
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
All the Cup regulars have to sit this one out. The Xfinity Series drivers get the spotlight at Bristol in the Fitzgerald Glider Kits 300. 1 pm EDT on FS1
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer now in charge of the London Stock Exchange. Joey Tribbiani still hoping for that one big break
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "Only mobsters plead the fifth. If you plead the fifth, you must be guilty." Cohen: "Yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and plead the fifth here"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reporter fight at Brewers game was over a picture of a dog
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(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Burger of the month is crunchy on the outside, creamy in the middle, with a slight bite
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New laws may prevent passengers from drinking their own booze during flights, even if there's a screaming 4-year-old on board
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Wed April 11, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
For sale: San Jose house in Silicon Valley. "Slight" smoke damage. Asking $800,000
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Machete does battle with Cisco (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Tobias does battle with Black Lightning (CW 9ET) Finally, on Legion, David does battle with The Shadow King, through interpretive dance and pantomime. (FX 10ET)
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Article on how to pay for real news. Or you just sign up for TotalFark and ascend to the Olympus of the news gods...because the path to information enlightenment goes through the squirrel's nutsack
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anti-ballastic lightweight foam armor for tanks actually works
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lyft screwing up your ride. New hotness: Lyft screwing up your flight
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tiny cameras under a millimeter wide and powered by light can hide almost anywhere. You should put on some pants and is vodak for breakfast really a good idea?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
10 of the world's longest non-stop commercial flights by distance. How many have you been on?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Pillars of Creation" was pure Art. Here comes the science
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Pillars of Creation" was pure Art. Here comes the science
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Fri April 06, 2018
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
We'll leave a (red) light on for you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games in this second-to-last night of the regular season, and we have Sens-Pens, Sabres-Lightning, Blues-'Hawks, and Stars-Ducks. These games may determine playoff positioning. Friday Night Hockey fun starts at 7:30 PM ET
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The first flight of the Space Shuttle is closer to World War II than to now
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover puffins have glow in the dark bills, love of EDM, ecstasy
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Thu April 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man who can afford a car, phone and ecstasy steals 113 lighters to make money. Then the squad car ramming, fleeing and driving backwards begins
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The head of Scott Pruitt's security detail was fired after telling his boss he couldn't turn on the lights and sirens just to create his own personal oligarch lane through D.C. traffic
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor storms UFC press conference, attacked bus after being stripped of his lightweight title. Then things get weird
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
MIT researchers have a novel new tool for how to combat online harassment. Something called "friends"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Vin Baker is back in the NBA
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'I felt like Marty McFly': Dash camera records lightning striking teen's truck. (w/ short video of zapping)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Project Runway is out after A&E Networks reneges on its deal to air two more seasons because Harvey Weinstein is a sick bastard
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
NTSB spokesman claims it's "very uncommon" for an airplane's wing to fall off in flight. Well, I would hope so
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Kirkland Light: Available in 48-packs where you buy your pants"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
If you last had Betty Crocker's Dunkaroos in 2012 but stopped because they tasted too stale, Walmart has reintroduced "slightly fresher" version of iconic Nineties sugar bombs to their baking department
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(soranews24)
 
 
 
Two words that make you want to buy a plane ticket: Karaoke Flights. The journey is the destination, indeed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover a star 9 billion light years away-100 times farther than any other seen before-so distant that not even Hubble can see it unless, some galaxy builds a telescope for Hubble to look through. Bonus: Article is not on farking Forbes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to lighten up on the drinking when your daughter draws a picture of you in bed HUNGOVER with a sick bucket in her school artwork. Just sayin'
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subby was going to come up with something clever about the world's smallest village being for sale, but it is located in Shartlesville, so the founding fathers of that town really deserve the green light, just for naming the town Shartlesville
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
In the spring, a young goose's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of terrorizing college students. Honk if you're horny AND angry
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, when Jefferson is arrested Gambi recreates a plotline from season one of Arrow to cast doubt on Black Lightning's identity. (CW 9ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The playoffs are getting closer, and nine games are on tap for Tuesday Night with top contests being Bruins-Lightning, Predators-Panthers, and Stars-Sharks. All this and more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Sparky the bison, who survived a lightning strike in 2013, has died
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Artificial chameleon skin is weird and cool. Star Trek fans cause major increase in sales of green bed sheets
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can Top Gear have a car catch on fire if Richard Hammond is not involved?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video shows 120-pound mother-of-four devour eight large cheeseburgers in under two minutes - "the equivalent of slightly more than 17 Big Macs"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scandinavia. Home to some of the most attractive people, breathtaking landscapes, northern lights and now the most beautiful public toilet in the world
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Sun April 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Easter Sunday brings us some nice games as we gorge away on our Easter chocolate. Five games on tap with Bruins-Flyers, Predators-Lightning, Devils-Canadiens, Capitals-Penguins, and Avalanche-Ducks. The puck drops at 12:30pm EDT on NBC
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(BBC)
 
 
 
India slightly but measurably hornier than in 2015
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines flight hits birds, loses engine. Pilot lands successfully, loses movie deal
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie. TLDR: Douglas Bader salute
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death by Snus Snus?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because, you know, people are stampeding over each other for a chance to take an open-door helicopter flight with the company whose fatal East River crash two weeks ago prompted the FAA to ban open-door helicopter flights
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin Police Chief solves the riddle, 'What do you call a white guy who detonates bombs in an American city?'
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top Thursday games include Lightning-Bruins, Penguins-Devils, Sharks-Predators, and seven others to satisfy your hunger for hockey. The playoffs are getting closer. The puck drops at 7pm EDT
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Looks like Facebook is gonna need more cowbell after the Cambridge Analytica scandal
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania, being one of the more enlightened and civilized states, finds it advisable to add legislation in an attempt to stop dog-fighting rings. Such honor. So courage
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What living on Earth would be like if the moon just decided to leave us
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Wed March 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In light of um, certain events, Facebook decides this isn't the right time to roll out new spying technology...I mean technology, JUST technology
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
First, they came for the antique lighthouse lenses, and I said nothing
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, Jefferson tries to teach Anissa that heroing is more than just walking away from explosions in slow motion. Sometimes real detective work is required. Meanwhile, Gambi must resist taking the easy way out. (CW 9ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is finally stable enough to run her own life again
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis Part the II of Plan the IX, From Space, featuring Dana Gould, Greg DiConstanzo, Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Raye Neyman Jones, and a couple of Farkettes
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Two pilots separately verify streetlight sighting at 40,000 feet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who was bitten by rat as he exited Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin at Disneyworld tells Disney, "To the courtroom - and BEYOND"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police sergeant reprimanded for whacking lower-ranking officers on the helmet with a lightstick, forcing them to eat spicy noodles. Not euphemisms, certainly not in Japan
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Miller didn't invent light beer. In fact, it didn't even invent Miller Lite
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander reveals how he balances marriage with baseball. He's a multi-millionaire professional athlete with a supermodel wife. If he had any more balance he could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First direct flight from Australia to London touches down, almost overcomes language barrier
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
First nonstop flight between Australia and Europe - 17 hours in the air - takes off this weekend. Wear comfortable clothes
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's been 7 years since Twilight came to Ponyville to learn about Friendship. Now she decides to open a School of Friendship to further her goals of global domination. It's My Little Pony - School Daze 1&2 Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of drivers say they are "regularly dazzled" by new, brighter headlights. It's getting to the point where you can barely see your screen to text
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