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Fri May 20, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Marty McFly's not the only California dude who learned to shoot at 7-Eleven
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tesla driver must stand trial for vehicular manslaughter, despite having turned AutoSteer and Cruise Control on. Who would have thought that being in the drivers seat meant that you're responsible for running red lights at 74 mph and killing people??
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The IRA is still a thing (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marine scientists accidentally discover that disco lights kill scallops by making them more susceptible to trap fishing, boogie fever
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon pilot goes overboard mid-flight with tourists onboard. Panicking passengers forced to crash-land it, change underwear
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The sky is blue. The oceans are blue. But for entirely different reasons
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The sky is blue. The oceans are blue. But for entirely different reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prequel to Star Trek: The Motion Picture begins filming
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Wed May 18, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Subcommittee presents three proposals regarding acceptable range of unusual personal names. One is simply to allow Pikachu with any kanji. Another allows Pikachu as long as you have a good reason. The third says no Pikachu without acceptable kanji
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
US Space Force Guardians will be allowed to have neck tattoos, just like Buzz Lightyear
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
This is why no one saw George Takei's Twilight Zone episode in reruns until 2016
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So let's get to it - we're (not) burning daylight
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know times are slightly changing when JPMorgan investors tells Jamie Dimon to shove his $52 million bonus right back up his ass
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
This tab's fans' nipples explode with delight
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
January 6 Committee currently powdering their noses and getting ready for the bright lights of prime time to shine the spotlight on the treasonous ones
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jack tells the Saudis where they can stick their $100m
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I will never know 'cause you will never show. Come on and love me now come on and love me now. Carnival came by my town today, bright lights from giantwheels fall on the alleyways and I'm here by my door waiting for you at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair warns of higher prices for flights this summer due to new "because we can, so f*ck you" fee
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Originally proposed in 1783, we now see black holes' electromagnetic emissions, gravitational wave emissions, and even their event horizons directly. It truly is their golden age
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Sun May 15, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Here's the current short list of cars & trucks available with a row-your-own-gears transmission which doubles as an anti-theft device
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the MAGA world had ran out of conspiracy theories, Roger Stone comes up with a 'portal to hell' above the White House
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your next computer could be water cooled and water powered
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your next computer could be water cooled and water powered
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Audible.com)
 
 
 
Subby is in dire need of a new audiobook. Just finished Morrison's The Bluest Eye and looking for some lighter fare. Any suggestions? Looking for great performance as well. God abhors a dull narrator
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely lit lighthouse
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
For some Russians, flying abroad is a difficult, costly affair due to sanctions and restrictions, while others achieve flight more easily by being inside the turret of a T-72 tank
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Soon to be ex-Officer addressing 2 female domestic violence victims and their mom: Excuse me while I whip this out
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Thu May 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Either the US is preparing "just in case' we go to war with Russia, or they think Canada might get uppity in the near future. Army to replace Stryker brigade in Alaska with a lighter mobile infantry force capable of "extreme cold weather operations"
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(CBR)
 
 
 
For those of you eagerly awaiting the reboot of "The Powerpuff Girls" The CW has announced that it will definitely proceed with production, that is to say it will happen unless it doesn't and for some reason I, Mojo Jojo, will not be included because
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(Some Punk Guy)
 
 
 
Max Creeps, the mysterious and almost certainly entirely made-up cult punk duo, have an almost certainly made-up documentary premiering on iconic cult punk streaming service NightFlight Plus Friday
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you want zombies? Because this is how you end up with zombies
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You accidentally started a forest fire with a lit road flare because you were tying to frighten off some BUGS with it, and you are the Fire Chief as well? Are you from Florida by any chance? Akita Prefecture? Well, we have a tag for you anyways
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure, everybody says, "flight" when asked what sort of superpower would you want. But did you ever consider that if everyone flew the transportation industry would collapse? Think, people
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone Day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The forecast in Memphis is slightly racist with a chance of suspension
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
So real, it's Unreal
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Split Rock Lighthouse acquires new split tree attraction
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Turkish airliner's flight from Israel aborted after someone on board AirDropped photos of crashed Turkish airliners to other passengers at take-off
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add clear air lightning to list of state's fatal attractions. (w/video explosion goodness)
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♫♪♪ See the man with the stage fright / Just standin' up there to give it all his might. /And he got caught in the spotlight, / But when we get to the end, / He wants to start all over again ♫♪♪
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
All those 'jump to light speed streaming stars effects' are now produceable IRL. Scientists are saying uh-huh to the Unruh
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Science proves what all moms already know. That around the age of 13, children no longer find their mothers' voices "uniquely rewarding"
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(Big Think)
 
Audio
 
For a thousand light-years in all directions, there's a "bubble" that the Sun sits at the center of. What a wild story
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Welcome to Miami. It is a Ferrari front row with Leclerc on the pole and Red Bull locking out Row 2 with Verstappen launching third. Forecast is hot with a slight chance of a shower. This is your Formula 1 Miami Grand Prix at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Unlike their planes, Nigerian air suspends flights because the gas is too damn high
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you turn off the lights to cut your power bill?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
7-year-old chugs blood of Christ at her first communion. God be with her
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Fri May 06, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists Spot Bizarre 'Yellow Brick Road' in Pacific Ocean - Dorothy Unavailable for Comment
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boeing's Starliner capsule has been fixed and transported back to the launch complex. Boeing assures us anything that fell off the capsule during transport isn't needed for spaceflight
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Wed May 04, 2022
(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Lightning Seeds, Nick Cave, Julian Cope, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #338. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"I watched as the Sheep broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood." Okay, who's the idiot who woke up the Sheeple?
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit brewery cranks up production of Cerveza Delray Oscura in time for Cinco de Mayo. In other news, 'Cinco de Mayo' is apparently not a fixture in Claire's kitchen
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There are a lot of surprises out there about the expanding Universe, but "distance" and "size" and what they mean might be the most unintuitive
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite the loss of $24 billion due Russia, BP is happy to announce that their profits still more than doubled in the first-quarter. Meanwhile don't forget to bring a $50 bill for executives to light their cigars when you fill up your tank later
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Susan Collins meter has been elevated from "Mildly Concerned" to "Slightly Perturbed"
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Mon May 02, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coming soon from HBO: a documentary on everyone's favorite hippy-dippy weatherman who moonlighted as a train conductor (NSFW language, obviously)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Mushrooms apparently do not use their gills to breathe underwater
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Denmark, Sweden summon Russian ambassadors over spy plane flight, hopefully after inscribing a protective pentagram on the floor first. Because you can't be too careful with a summoning
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Was the most famous UFO sighting in Scotland real, or just doctored photos? Since this is the Scottish Sun, they will shed light on this
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Monday and the series are Bruins-Hurricanes (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), Lightning-Leafs (7:30 PM on ESPN2), Blues-Wild (9:30 PM on ESPN), and Kings-Oilers (10:00 PM on ESPN2). Let's get ready to rumble
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair & from your lips she drew the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch "There and Back Again: A Rocket's Tale." It is a rideshare that includes an anti-space junk demo, a light pollution monitor, and a satellite for Unseen Labs. Bilbo will recover the booster with a helicopter. Liftoff is at 6:41 PM ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giannis Antetokounmpo scores amazing self alley-oop, bags triple-double, plays like Greeced lightning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew regrets dunking on famous people who end up in the news
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some kid is in the middle of nowhere playing the violin to Rush's "Limelight". Will one of you please put a fiver in his case and make him stop. Then call CPS. Thanks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A woman would like everyone to know that she's being kicked off the flight because she supports Elon Musk and Donald Trump and not because her and her husband were using anti gay slurs at other passengers
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Side effects include: sensitivity to sunlight, food allergies to garlic, aversion to crucifixes, and an inability to enter a home uninvited. Some patients have reported bat transmogrification and lack of reflection in mirrors
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
The not recommended way to teach kids about slavery is to put them in shackles and have the black kids pick seeds out of cotton, old times there are not forgotten
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Someone found a bunch of nothing in space. Maybe. They're bringing pictures either way
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What kind of spider is this? PIT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"My god, it's full of fields"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Of course, this is not the first time we've been confronted with the fact that single men are disgusting Garbage Pail Kids who are resigned to live in their own stench and filth"
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Silicon Angle)
 
 
 
We know who Stormy is, but who's Wild? Not like the NSA is going to tell us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come on baby light my fire. We're going to burn democracy's funeral pyre
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Two hard problems have been solved. One more, and your invisibility cloak is on its way
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Two hard problems have been solved. One more, and your invisibility cloak is on its way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin threatens "lightning-fast strikes" on those who want to intervene in the war
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Billboard)
 
 
 
REM is back in the spotlight, and looking back on one specific word change that changed the band forever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The pilot has turned on the "do as I say, not as I do" light. We will be momentarily plunging to our fiery deaths
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
If you see a UFO, your default should be, "what could humans have done to cause that?" not "aliens" Looking at you, Avi Loeb
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the hardest hit to saxophonists since the ascension of Kenny G and death of Bleeding Gums Murphy
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The annoying guy Mike Tyson recently punched on a JetBlue flight has been identified, and shocker, he's a criminal from Florida with a long rap sheet
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Time for your right-wing uncle to stock up on light bulbs again
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
To fight off unionization, Delta announces that it will start paying flight attendants during plane boarding. In other news, Delta wasn't paying attendants for the time spent on plane boardings. And doesn't understand why its employees want unions
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sony greenlights Venom 3, another Ghostbusters sequel
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Yeah, you read it wrong but that shouldn't stop you from stuffing your face
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Toyota decides that the spotlight has slipped off of them long enough to resume financing the dismantling of democracy
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your dad was right all along
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Sun April 24, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Son, I am disappoint
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
America's least favorite beer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." has changed into "A light. A group of people. Ohio. A fake teleprompter that I never end up using. And the fake news." BUT BIDEN'S DEMENTIA. Tag is for TFG's mental health
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Phantom Zone is almost fully aligned
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you show up 30 minutes before the plane is scheduled to leave, and you only have 15 minutes to get through security, whose fault is it really if you don't make your flight in time?
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a moment of enlightenment, Tennessee decides they shoudn't be prosecuting a woman for believing government officials
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(RD News Now)
 
 
 
It's never a good idea to pull someone over with red and blue lights when you're not a police officer. It's a whole new level of stupid when you aren't a cop and pull over a marked cruiser
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Fri April 22, 2022
(The Wire (India))
 
 
 
Most reviews of Netflix game show "Is It Cake": goofy, light hearted show. This reviewer: The show is a continuation of art in history challenging a skeptical public
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old and still not busted: Mark Meadows was registered to vote in two states. The new corruptness: Mark Meadows was registered to vote in three states
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The coolest STEM headline you will read all day
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Street lights prove capable of lifting 200 lb anvil
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
420 cases of cognac disappear on American Airlines flight. Drew unavailable for comment
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Emotet is now the top malware in the world states Kaspersky, who is not jealous even in the slightest bit
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this one-handed while paying the light bill
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do streetlights have spirals now?
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Central Bank of Russia: "the real economic crisis hasn't even yet begun. Buckle up everybody". Putin: "We had a slight economic malfunction, but everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here"
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Tue April 19, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tread lightly, she is near under the snow, speak gently, she can hear the daisies grow. All her bright golden hair tarnished with rust, she that was young and fair, fallen to dust. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why is the EasyJet allowing religious services in flight in the first place?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
In the worst example of techno-pessimism of all time, the New York Times predicted flying machines might be possible in one million years - in 1903, just 9 weeks before the Wright brothers' first flight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may have attenuated to a light cold that doubles the girth of your 🍆 and raises your IQ by 8 points every time you catch it, but Absolute Mortality is at a rate only seen in unregulated epidemics
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Discovering a quasar-galaxy hybrid in the early Universe could be the Rosetta Stone of astronomy
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The 50 best romantic comedies. Still all are better love stories than Twilight
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
12 Things To Do When Your Flight Is Canceled Or Delayed. "Masturbate Furiously" suspiciously absent from list
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Telescope in South Africa detects space laser, known as a "megamaser," 5 billion lightyears from Earth. No word on if it is Jewish in origin
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Easter. It's dirt. It's under the lights. It's Bristol, baby. The Bristol Dirt Race, starting at 7 PM Eastern on Fox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isn't it fine, Norwegian wine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In every animal, there is a kid of three who delights in a newly discovered toy and/or bodily function
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Sat April 16, 2022
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Launched 50 years ago today: Apollo 16, the penultimate Moon landing. Starring: The great John Young on his 4th of 6 space flights; Charlie Duke, the youngest ever Moon walker and an Apollo 11 CAPCOM; and the hero of Apollo 13, Ken Mattingly
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What were Heisenberg compensators made from?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What were Heisenberg compensators made from?
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Don't worry. Streetlights can't melt steel beams (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 277, A.J. McKee vs Patricio Pitbull II for the featherweight title, Vadim Nemkov vs Corey Anderson for the light heavyweight title. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime. Also CFFC and LFA events
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That Prius that got hit by lightning? Here it is again, from -inside- the car
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Thu April 14, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In honor of #ThrowbackThursday and the late comedian Gilbert Gottfried, here's a highlight of his most hysterical moments on Celebrity Apprentice
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The most distant laser ever found has the power of over 6000 Suns, and is a whopping 6.6 billion light-years away
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The most distant laser ever found has the power of over 6000 Suns, and is a whopping 6.6 billion light-years away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukraine flag projected onto the Russian Embassy in DC. Russians try to obscure it with a spotlight. Catch me if you can hilarity ensues
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(New York Public Library)
 
 
 
Free banned books for EVERYONE
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Wed April 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're going to call for Pentagon chief to be lynched, you might not want to be the Republican chairman of Virginia electoral board
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Finally, scientific proof Farkers can fart lightning bolts
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists accidentally see someone's life flashing before their eyes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mars helicopter Ingenuity sets a new distance record in its 25th flight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A photo that will make the theme from "The Twilight Zone" instantly play in your head
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Tue April 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk might have committed some light securities fraud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just how fast did you think you can go?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In light of the murder trial of an officer in Minnesota, LA County Sheriff Villanueva was apparently concered about how it would look if video of deputies kneeling on the neck of an inmate for three minutes was released
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Were they developed by Paddy O'Lights?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fox wants to introduce a glowing football during USFL broadcasts. If successful, this will be highlighted during their championship game, Cherno Bowl
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
♫ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no-one you see, goes more rouge than he. And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of anger, attacking his trainer, under the sea
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Mon April 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for six months for embezzling 3.6 million yen (US$30,500). If you feel that is a light sentence, you also have to take into account this teacher will also suffer from more cow puns than Devin Nunes ever has
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
That new "farthest galaxy ever," known as HD1? It has no spectroscopic redshift, which is the only reliable way to know its distance
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week - Show & Tell Vol. 17: Plants Edition. Show us artwork you've made (or create new ones) where plants have the spotlight, and Tell us the story behind it. All art mediums allowed
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 10 is 'liason' as in: "From the makers of The Clapper, the new laser-controlled light switch has a catchy jingle: ♪ 'Liason, Lase off, the Laser' ♪"
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Night vision is about to get a lot more colorful
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Night vision is about to get a lot more colorful
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
LeClerc on pole, Verstappen alongside, Hamilton kangaroos (nee porpoises) to P5, and Latifi gathers Stroll for an all-Canadian crash. It's the first Australian Grand Prix since 2019. Lights go out 1AM ET
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Sat April 09, 2022
(12 Tomatoes.com)
 
 
 
Oh look...it's THIS thread again (this time, with a "color-changing" hat). Yay
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(12 Tomatoes.com)
 
 
 
Oh look...it's THIS thread again (this time, with a "color-changing" hat). Yay
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Saturday night's alright for fightin', short track racing, and really long race names, as the Cup Series heads under the lights at Martinsville. The Blue Emu Maximum Pain Relief 400 begins at 7:30 PM ET on FS1
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Nissan says its new nipple bombs explode with delight
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
But is it Jewish?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
But is it Jewish?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anonymous to Putin: you're our next guest on Your Secrets Revealed, the game show where your deepest, darkest secrets are brought out to the light of day and you slink off to some dark corner to cry
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best way to extend the range on an EV? Listen to Lawrence Welk and not AC/DC
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Maybe rethink the future if she brings the following items on your date: bleach, duct tape, lighters, gloves, a Stanley knife, a to-do list, featuring plans including "Drive to gravesite", and "Walk him to site, kill and bury"
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Thu April 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why are Chinese CEOs retreating from the spotlight? Scratching Ma head over that one
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
For your edification and delight we present "The Worst of Waters"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
♫♪ Stop me, oh oh oh, stop me, stop me if you've heard this one before, Because efficient fusion power is only slightly less only slightly less than a decade away ♫♪
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
The inescapability of time dilation, or why your head and your feet aren't exactly the same age
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
MLB will allow teams to use earpiece technology when communicating in-game strategy to counteract the Astros and their elaborate trashcan system
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The kind, caring oil executives are going to say something to congress about what they're going to do with the high oil prices. Probably switching to lighting cigars with Jacksons instead of Franklins (Live 10:30 AM ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 42 of WW3: Russia continues long tradition of gaslighting, EU coal embargo progresses, US officials unsure if Putin giving up on Kyiv, Generals say potential for global conflict increasing, It's your Wednesday Ukraine war thread
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Tue April 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The US Navy takes a break from crashing into other ships to report strange lights floating in the air and following the amphibious assault ship USS Kearsarge. With a pic of what balls of fire following a warship might look like
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(The Takeout)
 
Weeners
 
23 hot dogs that will show you what America tastes like: Gas fumes, Marlboro Light 100s, and rust-belt despair flavors ahead
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
After 32 years, Hubble set an incredible record for the most distant star known: Earendel. Here's why this could be Hubble's final meaningful record
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn's primary opponent accuses him of seeking the spotlight, committing atrocities during the occupation of Bajor, and betraying the Alpha Quadrant Alliance by joining the Dominion
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Your outdoor shower is gonna burn your house down
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
North Miami Beach condo building evacuated after engineers warn it's unsafe, prone to collapse. This is not a repeat from 2021
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(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
Spirit airlines passenger arrested after accidentally boarding Southwest Airlines flight
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Khloé Kardashian is being accused of getting butt implants thanks to a new workout video highlighting her glutes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
MyPillow Air: Where the in-flight entertainment is talk of sedition
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Short clip of lightning striking the pad with the Artemis 1 Moon rocket. Remain calm and SCE to AUX
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man breaks streetlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What happens when babies are left to cry it out? Other than ending up on the same flight as me?
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Sat April 02, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
German man arrested for making 87 attempts to boost his cell phone signal
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Fri April 01, 2022
(News Nation Now)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who has a clean change of drawers for the first officer and myself?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
It's 2022, and we've discovered an entire Universe out there. So why do we still measure its age in Earth-centric "years" and its distance in "light-years?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After bravely fighting an empty building to a draw, the brave Chechens battle traffic lights
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lucky farmer found Hittite jewelry in Turkey's Çorum. All I ever found was a wishbone
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Astronaut Marc Vande Hei sets US space flight endurance record, parachutes into Kazhakstan. Very Nice
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Is a single season really an 'era,' a long and distinct period of history with a particular feature or characteristic, or did it just feel like that?
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(Decider)
 
 
 
On news about Bruce Willis, subby felt like binging and reminiscing to 1980s LA-set noir-comedy Moonlighting. It's not streaming and here's a 2020 article explaining why that's a crime (TL:DR's: GTA Vice City and Beavis & Butthead had the same issue)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This entitled generation will have to do some belt tightening, says lightly-taxed billion-dollar hedge fund manager
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(Axios)
 
 
 
... unless it involves lighting Yankees fans on fire
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Sparkly, dark, and satisfying. No, not the new Batman - something even better. Cookies
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Where are the Deadlights when you really need them?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency theft scheme highlights how distributed currency exchanges are only as secure as the weakest link, goodbye
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newly developed Far UV-C light could help eliminate pathogens indoors without the nagging blindness and skin cancer regular UV light can cause. Internal use has yet to be studied
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Netflix greenlighting yet another Nu Iron Chef series, let's remember the original and best Iron Chef from Japan featuring Chairman Kaga and the bell pepper, a show that defined reality TV's wildly popular competitive cooking genre
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The flight attendant mask mandate lawsuit has arrived at Gate 138B. Please disembark in an orderly manner
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Motel 6 will leave the light on for you, while Super 8 will leave a car inside your room
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Fox News' Lara Logan: You know who paid Darwin to invent the Theory of Evolution? The Jews. Then they tangled up everyone's Christmas lights
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The best highlight at the Academy Awards
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a lighthouse? Here's your chance. Difficulty: everything
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Now that India is allowing international flights to return to expanded pre-pandemic levels, airfares should be cheaper, right? Why are you laughing? And why are you bursting into dance?
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Help me survive Elden Ring from the beginning. Yeah, I know how to Google but I prefer info from gamers here
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Lots of games on tap today. Can Tampa Bay light up Long Island? Will Buffalo rattle their Sabres or will the Rangers triumph? Can Arizona ground the Jets? Sundays are for hockey and puck drops at 2:00PM
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist Chris Hanson discovers unexplained swirls on the sun's surface, asks them to take a seat over there
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British daylight savings time is a little different, more hairy-blighter and less dickie-birdied
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rent jumped 17% across the nation. This is the sound of the very, very wealthy hoovering up any and all remaining cash from the pockets, and couch cushions of America
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Thu March 24, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
🎵 Now, this is a story all about how / My flight got clipped-turned back around / And I'd like to take a minute / Just sit right there / I'll tell you how Philadelphia saved Ukraine from the air🎵
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finnair is making the most out of rerouting its flights around Russia
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mysterious streetlight appears in Houston sky
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Alyson Hannigan, who's had 48 of those but only admits to that one time at band camp
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Wed March 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Frustration succeeded in waking me up where daylight, the smell of cooking food, and the others' conversation had failed. I could not move matters forward save by waking up and doing something like posting in the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Guy breaks into gas station, takes consolation prize of candy and energy shots when he can't reach the cash
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Tue March 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
BBC personality decides to examine his own drinking habits in documentary, starts off by realizing he drank twice the weekly recommended limit in one night, or as Farkers call it, a light Tuesday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You gotta admit, a guy named D-sol who moonlights as a successful electronic dance DJ in New York and Miami and will be performing onstage at Lollapalooza sounds like a pretty cool dude. But what if you learn he's the CEO of Goldman Sachs?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The James Webb Space Telescope team is crushing it, but how "spikey" will its science images actually be?
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists make fish memories glow and watch the pretty lightshow
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson responds to Sen. White Power's allegation that she went light on child predators. She hits it right out of the park
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Is it dusty in here? Seven-year-old girl with balls of steel
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Rand)
 
 
 
Rand blog from one year ago highlights Russian reliance on Mercs
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently the true number of Russian troop deaths in Ukraine just leaked, slightly different than the Kremlin number (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
JetBlue flight delayed because *rolls dice* the people who were supposed to let the passengers off the plane all went home for the night
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Sat March 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post reports on shooting, seems oddly fixated on the victim's wristwatch
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Coors Light lollipops. Now you can suck on crappy beer
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Touching obituary photo for woman who lost courageous battle with cancer, Ewoks
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Gizmo steps out into the light, expected to next have a snack after midnight before taking a bath
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Time to make the donuts - er, *Launch the Satellites*. Falcon 9 Starlink launch from SLC-40 at CCSFS, Friday March 18, 11:24 PM EDT. Booster B1051 will try to be the first booster to make it to TWELVE flights
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Astronaut Mark Vande Hei surpasses Scott Kelly's record for longest spaceflight for an American. If he returns to Earth as scheduled on March 30 his flight will be 355 days
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Military expert says Putin is only not annihilating Ukraine for one very terrifying reason: He's scared sh*thless of NATO (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Media spotlight displeases domestic terrorist attempting to procure 62 Ukrainian children. It's almost as if he wants to direct these kids someplace. You know, like one might direct traffic. Wonder if there's a word for that?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Many reported that warning lights and alarms would go off, the driver's side windows would roll down and the SUVs would suddenly brake while in traffic." Ordinarily you don't see that kind of behavior, even in SUV drivers
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
PETA thinks the term 'Horse Collar Tackle' should be changed to a name that's less offensive to equines
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Article on how the NFL has successfully destroyed Colin Kaepernick's career. Meanwhile the NFL continues to pretend they care about the racial issue Kaepernick helped highlight with the actions that got him blacklisted in the first place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Which is worse, a young child crying during a six-hour flight or everyone singing "Baby Shark" to calm him down?
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Ukraine Daylight Saving Time Robot Goats Mobile Leprechaun edition
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Yes, Your Honor, my client did everything the prosecutor says she did. But the real culprit behind her actions is Coors Light. Sentence Coors Light, not my client
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the Senate springs ahead on making daylight savings time permanent, the House decides to fall back
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Wed March 16, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Made for "Fandom" tab HOTD: "Games Workshop suspends all Warhammer sales in Russia"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Apparently we tried permanent Daylight Saving Time in the '70s and it didn't work. People hated it
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Tue March 15, 2022
(The Smithsonian)
 
Hero
 
On this day in 1932 Alan Bean was born. He saved Apollo 12 when lightning struck the rocket, but farked up the TV camera on the Moon, he then commanded a Skylab mission. When he retired he became a noted artist
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
And just like that, we're closer to creating more daylight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What will kill you tonight? Your nightlight
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Be a light cutter and embrace the darkness. Seriously
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Be a light cutter and embrace the darkness. Seriously
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Thieves in Houston were able to siphon over 1000 gallons of diesel from an underground tank at a gas station in broad daylight using a trap door in their minivan. That sucks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two barrels, four tactical lights, a Predator-style laser array, and a bayonet: It's the ultimate home defense shotgun
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Leaked Kremlin memos highlight how Russian government is pushing state media to feature Такер Карлсон as much as possible
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 13 is 'elucidate' as in: "In spite of professing my love for Lucy Lawless, I have yet to get elucidate"
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Sat March 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
De Beers executives seen bathing in champagne, lighting cigars with €100 notes
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We have the Blues in Music City to get the puck rolling, Hurricanes taking the Flyers for a spin, finishing up with the Lighting hitting the Oil. As one does. 10 games in all. Grab your Goon Juice and lets do that hockey. 1st puck at 12:30 PM ET
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There may be a light at the end of the gas price hike tunnel
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(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for "illegal use of a dairy case" and also keeping Florida's favorite treat inside
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Fri March 11, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How to not get farked by daylight saving time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Streetlight crashes in Croatia
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Why daylight saving time is unhealthy: here comes the neurology
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Here's how much money you need to be born into to retire at 55
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What lessons have you tried to teach your kids that backfired? Pro tip, don't teach them they will get coal in their stocking on Christmas if they're bad while also telling them that coal is a rock that they can light on fire
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The very manly People's Convoy is currently handing out participation ribbons while being delayed due to light seasonal weather
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Still not as depressing as realizing you wasted 20 hours of your life watching the prequel and sequel trilogies, I bet
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
"I was in my studio late one night, headphones on... a few glasses of red wine deep and thought, wouldn't it be fun to pull out my bass, blow up the tone, double it and play to a really messed up super slow drum groove"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Time crystals made of light could soon escape the lab, according to research conducted by Skeksis
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Time crystals made of light could soon escape the lab, according to research conducted by Skeksis
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Tom Brady, Coach K, Roger Federer and the twilight of the gods"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Linux has a Dirty Pipe problem
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
The "Lightsaber Guys" are bringing fun and extended virginity to their college campus with weekly outdoor duels
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Feds sue maker of herbal tea for not curing Covid any better than a blacklight up one's ass
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Mon March 07, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
RAW kicks off with the ceremonial lighting of the Cuyahoga River then a 3 team dance for the tag titles. Miz brings more trash to town in the form of Logan Paul. Can he get credit for Lawler too? Edge explains everything starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's watch as a Russian government charter flight lands at Dulles Airport to pick up a planeload of Russian operatives who are being required to leave the country. No, not GOP officials. At least, not on this flight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon Musk calls for creation of additional Russian targets in Europe
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Sun March 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trucker convoy laps Beltway to protest COVID measures. Or, as DC residents would describe it, 'light traffic.'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: ceiling cat. New hotness: light fixture raccoon
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
KFC is branching out into home decor lighting?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What band have you seen the most times live? Subby says Metallica, countless times on 4 continents. Locally, one of the most entertaining bands ever. ♪♫ "But when the lights go out in the room tonight, you better learn not to sleep too tight" ♫♪
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Fri March 04, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Light or moderate drinking isn't good for you either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three unruly passengers cause flight to divert to Houston, presumably in order to pick up additional unruly passengers
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Thu March 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's have a Thursday Night hockey thread, because why not? It starts at 7:00 PM ET with Penguins-Lightning, Wild-Flyers, Bruins-Knights (9:00 PM ET on ESPN), and Habs-Flames among the big games. Let's do this, folks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Israeli news highlights the devastation of Ukraine including tanks rolling through streets, burning buildings, TIE Fighters broken down on snowy highways, people suffe--wait, back up one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Somebody tell Mayor Lightfoot that there's a difference between being the biggest dick and having the biggest dick
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Who cares about the cars in Gran Turismo 7? Let's take a closer look at the people
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
New York man attacks 7 Asian women in one day, unlocks Attack Helicopter
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In 2020 astronomers reported a black hole just 1,000 light years away from Earth. Perhaps the Supreme Being could send Randall with the Map of all the Holes in the universe and help them out?
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(Sky.com)
 
Hero
 
Doggo happy to see daylight again, freed by firefighters after 60 hours trapped underground without steak
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good morning Belarus. Welcome to the sanctions game. Red light. Green light
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Tue March 01, 2022
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Delta Air asks you to move seats to accommodate two pain in the butt flyers griping about their seat assignments. Do you: A) Say "No"; B) Say "Yes" but only for a $500 flight voucher; C) Move, then tell TV news
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Coors Light is finally ditching those environmentally unfriendly plastic 6-pack rings. Now if they'd only ditch the stuff that's inside the cans, they might have a product worth buying
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What does it mean to be human?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Lack of sleep addles your Brian
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Mon February 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How to earn extra cash as a cop. Work overtime, rob casinos, moonlight as private security...wait, go back one
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I heard Jesry's voice in my head saying, "Oh, so you're only being buried alive a little bit. There was a dim blue-grey light. I could hear Arsibalt saying "Just enough to read by" and Lio answering "If only you had an MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says rising sea levels just "give you slightly more seafront property." Hopefully, Aquaman will be ready to buy it
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme celebrates the recent 15th anniversary of the epic "It's A Streetlight" thread. We'll create art that features UFOs as everyday things that look mighty suspect. All art mediums allowed
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Sat February 26, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctor, Doctor please .... I tried to pick my nose and something bit my finger
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
If you go to the hospital saying you have a migraine and might have been struck by lightning, then punch the doctor who tries to examine your head, you actually do need your head examined
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Three magic beans, a broken wheelbarrow, and a case of Coors Light
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flourescent lights, your doing it wrong ,open concept, wrong, beer collection, wrong, over the range microwave, wrong. 40 ways you are doing it wrong. How does your kitchen rate?
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Blue light special no longer valid in GA
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Why are headlines with questions always correctly answered with 'three magic beans, a broken wheelbarrow, and a case of Coors Light'?
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Someone told them light power rhymes with White Power and they decided to blow up some transformers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deshaun 'Deposed' Watson to be deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, deposed, & deposed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's like that old Alabaman axiom always said: If at first you don't succeed in hatefully marginalizing innocent transgender people who only want to be treated with dignity and respect, then light yourself a cross and try, try again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan joins TikTok and reveals something nobody gives a crap about. In fact, why the hell did I even submit this article? For the love of God, mods, DO NOT GREENLIGHT
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Tue February 22, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bulging triangle added to the bulging dossier of streetlight sightings
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
There's a blue light special on bankruptcy as just four Kmart stores remain in the United States. Rain Man unavailable for comment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
OnePlus 10 can become TwoPlus 5 under slight pressure
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Gary Brooker skips the light fandango
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Do you think sunglasses are too convenient? Do you enjoy looking like an insufferable jackass? Do you have €59? Then we have the product for you
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man was abducted by aliens 50 years ago. He now claims he was given insight about the pandemic and World War 3, but learned that not even aliens can predict lottery numbers
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(Nature)
 
 
 
A supernova could light up the Milky Way at any time. Astronomers ask, "Where were you while we getting high?"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
A wooden, deteriorating bridge in Fort Hancock, TX has reopened to vehicle traffic much to the delight of Ellis Boyd Redding
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If your child expresses a fear of the dark, merely explain that lights at five to forty lux suppress melatonin by 78 percent, and melatonin production continues to be delayed for an additional 50 minutes after exposure. Nighty-night
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Queen returns to light duties, while The WHO produces amazing sound
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe is to Weird Al what Val Kilmer was to Jim Morrison
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: Photos of John Glenn's historic first orbital flight of a Mercury spacecraft. New hotness: Get the original film, remaster them, and see them in never-seen-before sharpness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cybercriminals' delight
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Sat February 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a laser light show. Well, almost everyone
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch the S.S. Piers Sellers launch from Wallops, Virginia on a trip to the International Space Station at 12:40 PM ET. Sellers was an astronaut, meteorologist, and a director of Earth Science at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center
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Fri February 18, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother discovers day care's hotel service when staff lock her daughter in classroom and leave for the night
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Thu February 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke introduced Coca-Cola Starlight with a taste that is "inspired by space". So, instead of being refreshed, you feel cold and empty inside while your waistline slowly expands?
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(BGR)
 
 
 
If solar panels don't need sunlight to generate electricity, are they really solar panels?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Want people to film you as you state your views on COVID-19 vaccines? Cool, no worries, mate. Just don't try opening aircraft's emergency exit while in flight to draw that attention
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Top artificial intelligence scientist believes current neural networks may already be "slightly conscious." Sarah Connor unavailable for comment
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Black coach in Texas doesn't dress white enough. You bet your last pinch of Copenhagen the common clay of the new west has a problem with that
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
US spy planes caught circling over Ukraine on flight trackers. In related news: The US is interested in a part of the world that's about to go up in flames because of a Russian invasion
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Tue February 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
That snow moon
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA wants to give you $650,000.00 to help a Lunar lander landing in the dark avoid hitting a nasty rock. Obvious: You will probably have to do some math. PSA: Subby has dibs on wait for morning or carry a floodlight
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New York state girl found safe in Harry Potter reenactment gone wrong
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rust addict and taillight fetishist bail out of the car
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
With a record-breaking 1550 type Ia supernovae to go off of, the latest Pantheon+ analysis reveals our Universe as never before
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Mon February 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
So a Dodge Challenger, a Porsche Macan and a Ford F-150 are lined up at a red light. Who's the biggest idiot?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is on dating sites and pulls women up on his app and rates them in my presence. Is this a red flag?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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