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Wed December 07, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to build your own habitable planet with blackjack and hookers? You might need a bunch of ammonia, formaldehyde and gamma rays
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Tonight is "officially" a Full Cold Moon, which just really means "the last full moon of the year"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey, it's great-great-uncle Norman. How's the afterlife? ARGGGHHHHH"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shark week too white, great
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Tue December 06, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Iconic 1978 doc "Scared Straight," used to scare young punks into avoiding life of crime, lives on in Japan, where template is used for live stuntman demos scaring little kids into observing traffic safety
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Creator of the iPod designs a $279 device that can store a digital reminder that you lost your life savings in Crypto, bro
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
According to some government critter, the monetary restitution on decapitation should just be about $3.5 million, not $140 million, minus $136.5 million because of an improperly padlocked gate by someone with a bachelor degree, or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫♪Bahp Bahp Baaahhh♫♪
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Variety)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kirstie Alley finds a way to leave Scientology
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mimi's Rock to become pet of FitLife Brands affiliate. Mimi's rosebud still a mystery
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Does fark have any advice for this poor man. tired of having drunken orgies with their partner and all their friends and neighbors, in this edition of letters that the author made up so they have something to talk about? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
Hero
 
NAnananananananna. NAnananananananana. And if you get this cultural reference it's probably time to schedule a colonoscopy and a shingles shot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Star Wars" producer Jake Kasdan afraid of asking Lucasfilm Boss Kathleen Kennedy to greenlight SW Specials because she can "see right thru" him, doesn't celebrate Life Day on her planet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, the internet is having a mid-life crisis, is considering buying a convertible
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
But it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
#GrannyStrong
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Bad: Plastic microfibers polluting the Mediterranean. Good: Providing habitats for hundreds of different lifeforms. Bad: Bacterial life, some of which are deadly to humans
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just like life, music has its ups and downs. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is experiencing the highs and lows of music, going up up and away in our beautiful balloon to a land down under (and all upside down points in between)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's one thing to be a supervillain and destroy the world. It's another thing to be the supervillain who kills the main character in your own show, the show which was created for you in real life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Please, PLEASE give him a vasectomy while he's there
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Herschel Walker get his just desserts? Will we be forced to endure Sarah Sherman? Will anyone be mocking Elon Musk? Will we get a Christine McVie tribute? Keke Palmer hosts, SZA is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How not to deploy a lifeboat
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
70-year-old drives 7 miles on DC trail before striking an 80-year-old woman walking to the same farmers market
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(WFYI PBS-TV)
 
 
 
A second Indiana judge has blocked the state from enforcing its law banning most abortions after Jewish, Muslim and other non-Christian women challenged it in a lawsuit. Religious freedom: we can has it
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(Komo)
 
 
 
It's a bittersweet symphony, that's life
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Fri December 02, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Have you heard the one about a comedian's joke saving a woman's life?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lindsey Buckingham addresses the tragic loss of Christine McVie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The USAF B-21 Raider... just like the NFL Raiders, this aircraft started life in California, but will travel many miles and bomb throughout the 2020s and possibly longer
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
What's the deal with people and things trying to both enter and exit the planet from Ohio?
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Thu December 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant switches off their roommate's stereo when the noise is annoying. Goofus switches off their roommate's ventilator when the noise is annoying
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sure, Covid was hard on everyone, but spare a thought for the poor life insurance companies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pepsi wants you to drink Pepsi and Milk, a concoction they called Pilk, for cash this holiday season. That would make Subby Puke, but to each their own
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Wed November 30, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"But Raz, you are educable, you can learn 'this kind of thing,' if by that you mean how to maneuver an S2-35B and how to assemble a 7pm ET MSNBC thread. You've spent your whole life, ever since you were Collected, becoming educable"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I am beyond happy. He has absolutely never had to face a consequence in his entire life. This will be the very first time. He's spent his life making others pay-this was past due for him"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move over Blue Whale, you're now the second longest animal on the planet
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
She never did believe in the ways of magic...I'm beginning to wonder why
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We are running out of antibiotics and other life saving medications and "there is neither a stated reason for, nor an anticipated resolution." Stay healthy my friends
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly thinks that Will Smith should have been cancelled for getting into one little fight
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Howard Stern slams Oprah Winfrey for lack of self-awareness about her wealth
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Captain Jack's early life was one of abuse & neglect, but thanks to a Portland woman who made a cross-country trip to adopt him & a community who supports him, he's now living his best life. Please welcome him & his mom to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out the man who obviously looks like he's been taking a shiat-ton of steroids while promoting a "holistic raw meat" lifestyle, has been taking a shiat-ton of steroids
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Tue November 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
OK late bloomers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Once again, cryptocurrency billionaire loses it all in sudden crash
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono's last words to John Lennon, unfortunately nothing along the lines of, "Hey, watch out, that guy's got a gun"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you decide you need some change in your life, there are better ways to do it than this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How adopting some of the principles of improv comedy can improve your overall life. Subby's tried throwing beer at hecklers for several months now and feels great about it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Please...no Gigli sequel
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He's heading right for us." Well, um, "He's running away from us"
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I never thought Florida Man would eat MY face"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fat and stupid may indeed be the way many kids go through life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want to lose weight, stop drinking sugary coffee in the morning, three bottles of wine at night
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(Roger Ebert)
 
 
 
New bio of Lawrence Tierney etches vivid portrait of Hollywood's real-life tough guy, big fan of "Les Miserables"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 50 Worst Decisions in Music History. "Removing the Music tab" conspicuously absent
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(Psyche)
 
 
 
Inefficiency is like an insurance policy. Article extolling the virtues of at least some inefficiency in life to the left. Calm and reasoned discussion to the right
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas is a teleprompter
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Twitter slammed with Chinese escort spam obscuring news of multi-city protests
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots farmer offers tourists the billionaire lifestyle aboard his own newly bought private jet... Difficulty: You'll have to wait until he 'tarts' it up and need to remain in his farm field
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bambi goes from cuddly to killer in new film
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(The Direct)
 
 
 
Looks like they are rebooting Star Trek Deep Space 9 but moving it to Earth and calling it Green Lantern Corps
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Pyun's Done Dyin'
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark #lubelife
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Marginally)
 
 
 
That time David Bowie took Proust's Questionnaire
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Noted Russian nationalist says army has too few doctors. Also, tanks, soldiers, modern weapons, socks, correct strategic doctrines, ideas, options, avenues for any eventual hopes of success
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when the NES was first released and you could get the console, two controllers, a light gun, and the Super Mario Bros./ Duck Hunt Game Pak all for around $150? Well guess what you can get for $150 today
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Latest crap from Kyle Rittenhouse's, making a game where he gets to shoot liberal turkeys, you can't make this stuff up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How bad is it for Justice Alito? Well he's facing a lifetime appointment with no consequences
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Thu November 24, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
New list of wildlife added to banned pet list in GA. Your pet Flatulent Steak Warbler still legal, wants steak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gratitude. Take a few minutes to think on what in your life is good. Share if you'd like
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mel B (oddly) shocked that people were racist in a racist country
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson accuses Pete Buttigieg of "lying" about his sexuality because Buttigieg joined the military when "Don't ask, don't tell" was a thing
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote motors presents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Charles and His Airness haven't talked in 10 years. That's turrible. Bonus: life advice from Dr. J and Dick Ebersol
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
BAFTA hosts "A Life in Pictures" career retrospective for an aging actress clearly nearing retirement after aging out of leading roles: Margo Robbie. Wait, what?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dr. Feelgood guitarist Wilko Johnson, who found a second life in "Game Of Thrones," dead at 75. Get your Telecaster, riff hard as hell, and glare at the audience in his memory
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Would YOU take sex advice from Whoopi Goldberg? Just ask Keke Palmer
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists may have found something unfathomably massive living under Antarctica. Oh R'lyeh
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(First Coast News)
 
Hero
 
Police officer jumps into lake, pulls baby from water, administers CPR, saving child's life, all caught on body cam. Difficulty: Cop can't swim
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Tue November 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seventh time's the charm. After multiple delays this fall, Digital World Acquisition shareholders finally vote to keep the company on life support, extending the Truth Social merger deadline until September 2023
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police say burglar made off with $20,000 to $25,000 from church. Church claims only a small amount if anything was stolen. Who to believe?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get busy once a week if you want a long life. Subby says "I wish"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jay Leno reunited with his denim
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Narrator: The truth is, he didn't like Trump at all
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Mon November 21, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Japan's nuclear watchdog considering extending reactor life, dreams of kaiju ending it all for us
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two prison guards testify that prisoner is a great guy who participates in Bible study and therefore should get a light sentence in the murder of his mother during which he posed for selfies with her corpse
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that 16- and 17-year-olds should have the right to vote
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Business
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Robert Fripp and Toyah cover Metallica's "Squeek" -- ermm, "Seek And Destroy"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Are you in the Christmas spirit yet? Because if not, here are the best holiday films streaming on Amazon Prime
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out we have Neil Diamond to blame for Billy Ray Cyrus
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Biden should get a life
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Proving that it's never too late to try a new career: Best New Artist at the Latin Grammys goes to 95-year old Angela Álvarez
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unknown to most historians, William Tell had an older and less fortunate son named Warren. Happy William Tell Day
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(Today)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum on being a dad at 70: I was so preoccupied ... well, you know
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Does it really matter what other people think of your baby's name?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, Fox News, give us your shiattiest take on Elon Musk's tenure at Twitter. Whoa, whoa. That's way too shiatty. Tone it down a bit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Richard Harris was found by his son "facedown in a pile of cocaine." Maybe that's what MacArthur Park was about
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Seafloor sediments tell a 75-year history of marine microplastic pollution in much the same way all the dust in your bedroom tells the story of your life
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1969, the Strategic Arms Limitations Talks began, which were ultimately deemed more useful than the Strategic Arms Proliferation Talks
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
They always were Green Day before Green Day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of Binance responds to criticism of crypto industry: HFSP, bro
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, TFA has everything: brand of lifestyle tee shirts, threatening with shotguns caught on the 911 call, living in a camper, and bonus prior felony banning use of said weaponry. Welcome to Pennsyltucky
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yo dawg I heard your name is "Taco" and you like tacos and since you're the newest Chicago Bear, and you like tacos, what we did, dawg, is make you a taco necklace so when you taco, you can have a taco necklace because, dawg, tacos
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Darrell Brooks, the Waukesha parade mass murderer sentenced to six life sentences without the possibility of parole, claims he is not a monster in final statement to court
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(Mediaite)
 
Hero
 
Brendan Fraser to the Golden Globes 🖕
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Tarantino says the current era of feet is the worst ever. I mean films
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Good news: humans aren't causing the 6th mass extinction after all. Fark: we're causing the 7th
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Danny Masterson declines testifying in his own defense at rape trial, preferring to let his work speak for itself
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Woman dances with Obamas, dies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chris Evans is paying the price for having a private life, America's Ass
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chocolate sales stronger than ever, carob still sad and carob-y
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dumbasses use free oil-sponsored day to mess up museum. If that's food, it's squid ink sauce
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Tue November 15, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Holy roller sending asylum seekers from Texas to Philadelphia on a bus as Jesus commanded. Gritty will watch over them and mold them into the leaders of tomorrow
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Nickelback sucks when they should be puffing
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'From football to fungi: Jake Plummer's new life as a mushroom farmer' is the rare Sports/STEM crossover headline
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk turns Twitter into a real-life Squid Game, with imaginary stock options as the prize
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Escape to the Country" host can't escape the Big C
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Escape to the Country" host can't escape the Big C
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Even considering the internet and smartphones, life for Americans was transformed more drastically between 1920-1970 than 1970-2020. Change my mind (tag is preemptively for if subby is proven wrong)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Please let authorities know if you come across a 'very unfashionable shark' that's trapped in a woman's skirt, it may die if they can't find it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Poppet the deaf pooch finds her bark thanks to her hearing sister Poppy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Rumble has gone silent
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Good morning Farkers. Here's Mike Pence to brighten your day
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Looking for a holiday gift for the Plushy in your life? Look no further
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(UPI)
 
Weeners
 
BBC was born 100 years ago today, has grown steadily ever since
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 264 of WW3: Can't the Orcs even set a trap competently? Zelensky visits Kherson. Kherson now frontline city after Russian forces withdraw. Ukrainian officials restoring key services. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's more disgraceful? Hiring a head coach who has no experience as a coach or losing to the guy who has no experience as a coach?
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Shat reaches out to his long-time detractors: "GET A LIFE, will you people?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you think your sex life is bad, Italians have waited over 400 years to get this woman naked
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(Gold Derby)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway has turned 40, so here are her top films so far. Does she still want to wear Prada?
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Sat November 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicken Noodle News goes to bat... surprisingly forcefully... for Lindsay Lohan's new Netflix Christmas film
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NASA has a theory for why we humans might be the only intelligent life in the universe
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Got yer nose
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Fri November 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Saint-Louis is being swallowed by the sea. No, not THAT Saint Louis. The one with the hyphen, and the coastal flooding
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good old rocket booster B1051 makes its 14th flight tomorrow. Its grid fins and landing legs have been removed as it will give life for its company
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Someone should have told her that when you and your boyfriend are both running a multi year sick time scam at the NYC jail where you work, it is best not to document your fraudulent, jet setting, lavish lifestyle on social media
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kimbap, where have you been all my life?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Sad tag trumps Florida tag as responsible gun owners leave 5 kids at home alone, return to 4
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trio arrested for stealing the necessities of Florida life
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Officer fired after 2 deadly shootings can't find work, loses dog, truck, family. Just kidding, hired as officer 40 miles away
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Be forewarned, this article contains photos of some of the worse abuse against an animal ever captured. If you see someone doing this to their pet, contact authorities immediately
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Small-town tree leaving today. It's gonna make a brand new start of it, then find that it's lumber one. Practically anywhere. New York, New York
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup and Barclays aren't having any of your rookie numbers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone had to address this controversy. It might as well be the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Butt stuff in eternity
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'Set expectations and goals, don't settle for less, and don't pay for love or a companion' But $8/month will go a long way when you purchase TotalFark
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch the video. Ariana will make your day
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Broccoli gas can be used to find life on other planets, empty elevators
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Theatergoer perma-banned from London's Royal for booing and heckling an actor making his debut. Farking hell: a CHILD actor
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The "freedom convoy" disrupted life in Canada, but they didn't do it alone - the cops were secretly helping
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headless body also found to be unarmed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Jennifer Lopez approves of Jennifer Garner's co-parenting with Ben Affleck
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What new disgusting vices do you plan on taking up after 60, other than whoring, gambling, psychedelics, and the Church?
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Murphy was found abandoned on the side of the road and is currently in a foster home, but he hopes to be living his best life in a forever home in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Please welcome him and all the awesome folks who have helped out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Death hurts
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stop trying to be happy. Also, get off my lawn
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(Google)
 
 
 
Today Google Doodle celebrates Dusty Springfield for no particular reason
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah nails exactly why Oprah Winfrey had to turn on Dr. Oz: "That's always how it goes, people, at some point in life you have to kill the monster you create. Dr. Frankenstein and his creature. Obi-Wan and Anakin. Parents and their kids"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Are Mormon college students getting pubic crabs in their armpits?" No. They are smashing like rodents in Burger King bathrooms like every other kid in America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elected GOP politician: "A child living out part of his or her life as an ectopic pregnancy is still a unique human being with its own DNA. I don't understand why we allow those children to be murdered", but the price of gas is high so 🤷
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Shuttered Kmart store to be greatly improved by removing the "m" and slapping a "Go-" on the front. Now if this could just happen to the one in my town
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Walmart has such sights to show your kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your favorite foodumentary? Here are 17 of the best
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
These companies can have their ad agencies barf up pink branding all day long, but their political donations still drip with contempt for women's basic rights
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Upcoming US intelligence report 'to be cover-up' as officials fear you are 'too stupid' to know the truth about aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Duran Duran guitarist Andy Taylor didn't make it to the group's induction to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because he's been fighting stage IV prostate cancer
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Wrong Johnson, wrong
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lettuce lifespan is the new unit of measurement for how short something lives
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Great Carnac: Dookies, New Jersey, engines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Engineers build AI lifeguard to make home pools safer. Up next: Sarah Connor drowned in tragic pool accident
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, I'm a f*cking idiot. Bonus: fake Pitbull concert tickets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Would you like fries with your drugs?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The latest thing you were doing wrong your whole life: the way you played Super Mario Bros
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
However, when subby does alpha-nerd stuff in front of pop superstars, all he gets is a restraining order. Life is so unfair
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
This is just getting out of hand
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DOJ: "I'll take a dozen and a half cases of voter intimidation please." .. AZ Sec. of State: "Here you go"
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apparently the CEO of granola and alternative lifestyle hipster vehicle manufacturer Subaru thinks that they can't make vehicles in the US because, "McDonalds is paying $20-25/hr"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty governor
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wiry climber left hanging after getting shocking surprise
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dies a Farker's death
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My weed addiction is taking over my life and I am really anxious about it. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
101-year-old woman shares her secrets to longevity: Tequila and Guinness
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Thu November 03, 2022
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Women save owl tangled in fishing line near Butte. Near Butte? OWL RLY
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel says he has lost all the Republican fans he gained for wearing blackface due to his Trump criticisms
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 65th birthday Dolph Lundgren. If he celebrates, he celebrates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Julie Bowen must have a new project coming out
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
WSJ: Elderly Republican Women don't think abortion is an important issue. That's some mighty fine journalism there, Lou
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Texas deer hunter: I wonder why my tree stand.... ssǝuɹɐɥ ʎʇǝɟɐs ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝɯɐɔ
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
1959 Corvette owner tries to get his car legally tagged in Kansas. That's a NOPE leave it here citizen and back away and we will crush it. Hilarity ensues...sorry not this time. How much to say the 'balls on this sucka' in Fark swear jar?
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Randy alien hunters take a break, come inside the 'Alien Cathouse' brothel, it's right next to Area 51 where you can have wild Close Encounters with other extra-terrestrial fans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Tired Mom)
 
 
 
"I always tell people now: My husband had a midlife crisis, found a cult, and left the marriage," Heather says. The cult was Crossfit
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Words that should never be used in the same headline: 'Matthew Perry,' 'Penis,' and 'Drunken sex fail'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Sun is there... in your nightmares
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This service dog program gives veterans who have PTSD much needed support and even save their lives. Let's pay tribute to Mission K9 Warrior and these amazing dogs this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Fox News Town Hall appreciates Tim Ryan's abortion response
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What is your most listened to song of your life?
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lions escape from zoo in Sydney, Australia. Police called in to protect lions from native wildlife, drunk Aussies
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(Notre Dame Observer)
 
 
 
The amazing results of the flip-phone experiment: Life outside of a smartphone
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Porcelain dolls were a status symbol of the Victorian era, even though their black, lifeless eyes resemble those of a shark as it comes right at ya
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Divers, deep in the abyss, unearth a 26-year-old mystery surrounding Titanic shipwreck. They say it is a volcano reef but will not hint that a volcano took the ship out yet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Conservatives long for life in the 1950's, with government-regulated big business, high taxes, rampant racism, and misogyny, but without all the pesky government regulation and high taxes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hypersensitive Dynamite Monkey, who was born on third base, has exactly as much self-awareness as one would expect from a lifetime of never hearing the word "no"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bono reflects on 40 years of marriage, regrets leaving Cher
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Ballotpedia)
 
 
 
Vote Pro Life for Lt. Governor. The guy actually changed his name to Pro Life
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes Florida Man does good things
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"We're in a Maddow Monday MSNBC thread" exclaimed Moyra. Her life probably didn't include many unexpected events, and so even something as mundane as discovering that she was surrounded by chicken wire seemed like quite a 7pm ET adventure
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend sexts other women while we're in bed?: (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man claims to be real-life energy vampire, constantly talks about updog (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Google: We're losing lots of money, time to cut back on stuff. Also Google: Hey, $100M for digital avatars is a fantastic bargain, can't pass that up
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Running in to a family of four while driving a stolen vehicle with seven other kids in it while intoxicated, with an outstanding warrant, is no way to go through life, son
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(SEScoops)
 
 
 
Being thrown through tables, and basically ruling hardcore American wrestling for years, results in lifelong medical issues. Who knew?
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The Goldblum is in talks to be the Wizard of Oz in movie version of "Wicked." In other news, Hollywood is making a movie version of "Wicked"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Rarely does a vote make a difference in your material life. But now you can vote to resurrect your favorite discontinued Cheetos flavor
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(Please help)
 
 
 
The wife of a good buddy of mine needs a kidney transplant. Please share this link far and wide, and do whatcha can. Note: I said KIDNEY transplant. Lord knows I wouldn't be asking Farkers for a functioning liver
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Hey, what's the latest with voice actress Hellena Taylor and Bayonetta 3?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Epic victory for a Canadian man who didn't want his name sullied by being on the sex offender registry, now gets to have his name sullied by winning a Supreme Court decision over putting him on the sex offender registry
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Fri October 28, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I've never had friends or a girlfriend. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyist: My brother passed away and left his house, cash and possessions to charity. How do I correct this obvious mistake on his part?
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(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
How much does Austin TX love Alex Jones? Enough to wear him as a scary mask for Halloween
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Here it is. THE gift for the gamer in your life
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Thu October 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid set to be youngest to climb El Capitan. Adventure is his middle name. No literally it is
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
No matter how bad things are going in your life at least you haven't spent the last three months writing a biography of Liz Truss
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmer surprised when a calf moos after they take it away from its mom. Nobody said he was a very good farmer
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Would you give up bacon for a day for a chance to win a lifetime supply? That's what Oscar Mayer is asking you to do on World Vegan Day, November 1st
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(Heartland Signal.)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP Governor candidate: "We should ban pornography from school libraries. And by pornography, I mean books that feature divorced characters"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fetterman: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You are never gonna keep me down
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham suggests that "every other young child in America of color might want to be a Republican" if Herschel Walker wins the Georgia Senate race, possibly because he might have fathered every other young child in America of color
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boeing slides. In the event of a water landing, the slides may be used as life rafts
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"That was only my second Trump rally in my life. ... I'm not a hardcore right wing extremist or radical," said Palmer, who admitted to throwing a fire extinguisher at police. "My life is ruined"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"After sixteen years, my wife just admitted to cheating on me with my best friend friend. What. Do.?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now read in English the interview that was banned by the Iranian regime
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA-inspired ballot box watchers are "ridiculous," "ludicrous," "preposterous," and "stupid," according to Maricopa County's top election official...and he's a life-long Republican
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(Physics-Astronomy)
 
 
 
Drew needs a new telescope, booze now in the wild found... but the pics are blurry
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(Apple)
 
 
 
It's always nice to see how the English language evolves from things like "coerce the buyer to purchase" to "behavioral economics" like it did in this podcast interview with the CEO of Acorn to help make its users feel emotionally invested
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I don't owe anything on my house. He does on his. He wants me to share the costs of his. Is that fair?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My adult daughter despises her infant half-brother. What gives?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(petaluma360.com)
 
 
 
Lily's Legacy Senior Dog Sanctuary's 4th annual Saving Senior Dogs Week (Mon-Sun) is underway, raising not only funds, but awareness of the struggles of aging dogs, some of them abandoned or homeless. Please welcome them to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After an unsuccessful attempt to steal meat from a grocer, man attempts to rob a post office with a plastic shopping bag as a disguise
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
You are more likely to take a trip to the Moon than to see this microbe under a microscope
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
You are a criminal, sent to a barren, lifeless world. Your sentence will be commuted if you terraform the planet. Alone. Your resources are what you can find on the planet. Scavenge. Survive. Transform the world (and support a very good game)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Serena Williams: "I am not retired"
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
It'd be a lot cooler if you were
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Michigan man who helped Floridians recover after Hurricane Ian rewarded by dying of flesh-eating bacterial infection
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Amou Haji, who did not wash for more than half a century and was single"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Presenting the most jarring thing you'll read all week. Seriously, you could live a good and full life without ever reading this article
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Mon October 24, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The Association for Psychological Science announces this year's lifetime Brainiacs
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If it costs this much to get sober, maybe just stay addicted? Let's ask Matthew Perry
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Texas voters get to choose between an improved quality of life or having their kids eaten to death. Naturally, it's a toss-up. Is it raining?
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian start-up stages your own funeral and buries you alive for $57k but faces stiff competition in the market with Ukraine who buries Russians for free
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plano, TX, leads the rankings of best cities for remote work. Probably not too good for Farkers, though, because the nightlife would be too crazy for them
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
The season finale is here, and Rhaenyra and Daemon find themselves trying to figure out how to topple Alicent and Aegon. Maybe there are Dragons involved, since they're in the title. It's the 1st season finale of House of the Dragon, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch promises not to curse live on ESPN, breaks promise seconds later
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Blood pressure medication is destroying my sex life. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Phillies finish the job? Or will the Padres show they have some life left in them? The pitching matchup is Yu Darvish vs. Zach Wheeler for San Diego and Philadelphia, respectively, and first pitch is at 2:37 PM ET on FS1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you'd been thinking of vacationing in beautiful Puerto Vallarta anytime soon, Roslyn has some bad news for you. Who's Roslyn, you ask? Oh, just a Category 3 hurricane
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Unfortunately Ukraine President Zelensky is lowering himself to Putin's level, says the West should nuke Russia if Putin tries to launch a nuclear strike on Kyiv. Nukes are NOT the answer to living life on Earth
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(Some Clock Guy)
 
 
 
Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping Into the future, but is it ever really on our side? The week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the time of its life with the songs about time
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy belated 70th to Jeff Goldblum. Life finds a way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you lost your pet alligator in Idaho, local wildlife officials would.... wait, Idaho?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ezekiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw. These are unidentified flying objects that people say they are seeing now. The United States Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth"
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Sat October 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blessed are the cheesemakers. Bonus: Stanley Tucci living his best life
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings
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(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron: My new movie is responsible for the reduction in abortion. Praise Jesus and pass the collection plate
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Fri October 21, 2022
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Time to feed your Mr. Fusion and fire up the DeLorean
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr Doom says you're stupid for moving, Texas is too hot and Florida will be under water
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien once fired a staffer for telling a server that it's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A tranquil autumn day spent napping under a blanket in the park gives you time to ponder some of life's mysteries, such as "Why is that fire truck coming right at me?"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Somebody needs to convince Zuckerberg that nobody liked the Metaverse back when it was called Second Life, and nobody likes it now
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Slippery people leading a wild wild life caught with AK-47s when pulled up in a car on the road to nowhere. This must be the place where the psycho killer was living a life during wartime. Once in a lifetime bust for cops involved
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Real-life Borg consume farts and may save us from climate change. Subby, for one, welcomes our assimilation by methane-eating micro-overlords
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Mother farking life imitates mother farking art
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian's "Comedy Wildlife Photo" finalists - in pictures. Subby likes "Talk to the Fin" and "Fight Back"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
"Van life" is just glorified homelessness
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Wed October 19, 2022
(WOL Project)
 
 
 
Dire Straits Walk of Life improves the ending of any film. Try Shaun of the Dead for example
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
The "Is Henry Kissinger dead" Twitter account, the meme of which is apparently reaching Abe Vigoda status already, is tired of waiting for him to die
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Those responsible for the former "amusing" headline advertising the programme have been sacked
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Wyoming college wrestlers recount near-death fight with grizzly bear." No word on why the bear was accepted into the college's wrestling team in the first place
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you bet "one complete game" until Barkley demanded that the Lakers trade Westbrook, I hope you took the under
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Cara Delevingne giving Hulu a hand with gaining new subscribers
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry once ate too much Colon Blow cereal, but blames opioid use instead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Self-described "family man" is not okurrrrrrr with Cardi B having "sexy album covers." So he's suing her
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The biggest story on Sesame Street since the allegation that Bert and Ernie are "just good friends": the first name of Cookie Monster is revealed
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Star Wreck Picard to continue doing what it does best, tearing down and destroying all the characters we knew
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes Arizona 12 year old, stopping her heart. Necromancer father casts healing spell of CPR three times until paramedics arrive
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Missouri woman: "I've already lost the pregnancy. If I can't get this dying fetus out, I could die." GOP Senator: "I fail to see how this is my problem"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo: "Ye, just blink twice if you are being held hostage by Candace Owens"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After serving time for hiring a hitman to murder his ex-wife, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis admits "I could have handled this a thousand different ways." First thing would be not to hire a hitman
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(Variety)
 
 
 
27 great movies that flopped at the box office. The list itself flops with... "Suicide Squad"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
According to Mike Francesa, Bob Costas "will not shut up." And if anyone knows a thing or two about not shutting up, it's Mike Francesa
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
And here it is: Republicans introduce legislation to put the parents of trans kids in prison for life
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(The Takeout)
 
Boobies
 
Reporter must be a farker. They got the boobies joke in the second sentence. Boobies is the only way to bring life to a story about a chain that has been mostly defunct for 19 years
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Did you know autumn is HYGGE season? Not a shopping trip to IKEA, but a Danish lifestyle concept. To begin: try and pronounce HYGGE without alarming people around you, then relax
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A real brick shiathouse
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Mon October 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Combat pilot, Gemini and Apollo astronaut and really smart guy James McDivitt has died. RIP American hero
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Eminem turned 50 today...or did he? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One word makes this my most disappointing headline of the day
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania wildlife officials aren't sure who is posting all the bigfoot warning signs
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Experts" create ultra-lifelike model of Jesus Christ 'with real human hair' using Shroud of Turin. Jesus on toast impressed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Victims' families say Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costume is in poor taste
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee is hung like a horse. Ladies love him. Once scored 5 TDs in the homecoming game for his high school to win the National Championship -By Senator Mike Lee
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Down by the river
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire oligarch is trying to buy state's governorship, Oregon edition
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Ginuwine Mindfreaked
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Calling yourself a "rocker" and snorting cocaine off old copies of NME you carry around obsessively is not exactly appropriate dating behavior
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Oh my gawd, there's a thing called "Barbiecore," and you can rent vacation houses built on the Barbiecore theme
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wildlife shrinks 69% in the last fifty years
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Celebrating high schoolers learn life lesson: A blocked kick isn't always a dead ball
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Fri October 14, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Thank you, thank you, that was the theme from "Love Story". I call this next tune, "My Brain's Split Open Like a Cantaloupe Blues"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-oil protestors throw tomato soup on Van Gogh's Sunflowers painting. Somebody needs a hug and grilled cheese sammich
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman who plunged to her death from swanky rooftop bar in NYC remembered as "sweet and loving," down to earth
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Mattel unveils Tina Turner Barbie doll to salute 40th anniversary of iconic singer's biggest hit. Yes, "What's Love Got To Do With It" is 40
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
GLEANINGS FROM THE CORN FLATS: A boy's life in 19th century Niskayuna
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you like 'Ghostbusters'? I mean REALLY like 'Ghostbusters'?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Looks like it's been long enough since Anthony Bourdain's death that the "shiattiest takes on his life possible" style memoirs are starting to hit the shelves. Shiattiest take trifecta complete
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We can greatly diminish the loss of life and property by electrocuting whales. Bonus: Machine gun sea lions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Men in unions earn an average of $1.3 million more in their lifetimes than men who aren't in one. What about women, you ask? LOL, there aren't any women in unions
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The WWF says wildlife populations have dropped 69% since 1970. Dammit, they're still real to me
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Today is International Skeptics Day. Or so they want you to believe
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Finally, an allergy no Farker will ever have to worry about
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Maybe McAfee should get in the car building game
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
RIP Willie. Thanks for all the music
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There might be planets out there better suited for life than Earth. But nothing we've ever called "super-habitable" is likely to be it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the category of "Why Bother?": People who play Sims games that replicate the jobs they work in real life
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How can anyone claim that "punk is dead" when Blink-182 is getting back together for a reunion tour?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Select images from Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest including polar bears home shopping, Copperhead finally defeating Batman and NSFW picture of whales doing like they do on the Discovery channel. Plus a bee orgy
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Kids these days need a more convincing back story than a fairy paying you for teeth that fall out
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds and Colin Hanks are producing an authorized documentary about John Candy's life
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Throwing jars of salsa and knocking over babies is no way to go through life, racist lady
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
First-world problem: Harvard Alumni Association phasing out alumni e-mail forwarding, which people had just figured would be around for life
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Tue October 11, 2022
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
A great man leaves clean work behind him, and requires no sweeper up of the chips
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Baltimore City State attorney drops charges against "Serial" defendant in 1999 murder because trial prosecutors blew the entire case
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It took subby a good fifty-some-odd years to come out as trans, but life has never been better. Happy "Coming Out Day"
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