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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is your pandemic romance still going on, or has it ended?
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
A pit bull terrier named Astro has been awarded a medal of bravery from the city of El Paso for saving his owner's life. Don't cheat Astro on his steak
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
'The Space Between', an upcoming movie starring Kelsey Grammer as an aging rock star...wait, who?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe Tom Hanks is available. "Terminal" meets "Captain Phillips"
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why yes. I *am* an amateur radio operator who Tweets public alerts about natural disasters, examines satellite imagery to identify and track local wildfires, and has a hobby of looking for the remote spots where photos are taken. Why do you ask?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Minivans are better than SUVs at daily life, and should make a comeback
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another unexpected legacy of lockdowns: bananas as art
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(Firefighter Nation)
 
 
 
OK you saved my life, now get the FARK out or I'll fill you full of holes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Write here, write now, there's no other place I'd rather be. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, timely edition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen and the Secret to Happiness. "He knew exactly what he wanted to do with his life - make people laugh, smoke weed and hang out with his friends - and managed to turn those three goals into the organizing principles of his whole career"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Visit North Macedonia and luxuriate in the fresh air of Bejing on a bad day combined with the picturesque charm and go-go lifestyle of Borat's Kazakhstan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever fantasized about playing a video game that lets you live out the life of a bickering married couple, there's a new one out that's made for you. Or you could just rent subby's wife for a couple of hours, your choice
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
To alcohol - The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a PhD in a three-year relationship with the love of my life. When he gives me advice he is usually correct about how it plays out, predicting others' behavior accurately. It's like he's psychic; but I feel inadequate with him. What do I do?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My daughter cannot write an essay to save her life; every time she's assigned a simple essay she has a meltdown and nothing seems to help her. What can I do to help her get over this inexplicable hump?"
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Giving witch thousands in cash so she can remove "a darkness in the money" guarantees she'll disappear into thin air as next trick
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Tue April 20, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nurse on pandemic frontlines finds out Becky is totes adorbs. Tag for the both of them
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
The Floyd verdict is a drop of water in an ocean of blood. Columbus Police just killed a 16-year-old girl
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
North Dakota governor signs law that allows you to kill anyone you want if you say afterwards that you felt threatened
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shreppy uses his tow truck to pull a burning dumpster away from a nearby structure, unclear if he is a real life Pixar or Dreamworks character
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Rick Romero Institute finds that if you live near a Superfund site you may have a shorter life expectancy. No word on wetness of water
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
FedEx mass shooter was a "Brony", said he hoped to meet his favorite "My little Pony" character in the afterlife. Joke's on him as mass murderers go straight into "Caillou" hell
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2 hr serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from OMD, Lowlife, Screaming Trees, The Communards, and Laurie Anderson. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #210. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pre-catalytic converter or post computer-mapped?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend evaluated our sex life and informed me I wasn't as good as her ex, and I feel this has utterly ruined sex with her for me. What are my options here?"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't worry about parachute malfunctions. You have the rest of your life to deal with them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government announces plans to keep your little brat attended to while you go to the office and hang out with adults and have adult conversations and drink and smoke and do lunch and generally enjoy life
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel, Hollywood's Shelob
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is your mom a Dog Mom? Do you have any Dog Moms in your life? Well, here's the cutest little Dog Mom shirt you'll ever see. C'mon, give your Dog Mom a bone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you Leda outdoor life, these things will happen
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Once again, the conservative, short person portfolio pays off for the vaccine investor
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel to star in movie based on "iconic piece of Mattel IP": Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Pretty sure we can just name it the "Alex Smith Comeback Player of the Year Award" now that he has retired
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
"Wyatt Russell Joined the MCU Because He Knew Fans Would Hate John Walker"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Complex life on earth owes everything to farts. This is not an allegory
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out, money is actually able to buy you happiness
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the worst life advice you have ever received?
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Sun April 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ted Williams, seeing his memorabilia sold for NFTs, chooses to remain cryogenically frozen
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, you lose 5% of IQ points every time you don't get enough sleep. In other news, subby IQ bad, no have zzzzzzz
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Pro tip on how to politely say "I would prefer to not attend your mass spreader event, you anti-science plague rat". You know, to maintain the relationship long term
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Binge-watch Netflix? Well, that's a reason why you're so poor, Poory McPoorperson. Here are 7 bad habits that rich people don't have
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
This ship has been beyond the boundaries of the universe, of known scientific reality and it has been to the It's A Small World ride. Now, it is taking us back again and again. Hell is only a word. This is much, much worse
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The founder of Adobe and developer of the pdf has died. You'll be able to see this article in 3, 2, --------------------
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Toddler comes home after spending nearly 700 days in the hospital due to a congenital heart defect. Since this happened in the United States, you better believe a GoFundMe page was set up
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Scientist says we are looking for alien life way too far out in space and should be focusing close by on the Moon, where aliens have probably stashed spacecraft for the takeover of Earth
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Being Florida, he'll probably spend it all on pet alligators and meth within a year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welsh sheep farmer has had same supper every day for 10 years: two pieces of fish, an onion, an egg, baked beans and biscuits. Plus vowels for fiber
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crossbows don't kill serfs, serfs kill serfs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I hereby officially recant any criticism of Nick Saban I've ever had in my entire life
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Evangelical preacher who conducted prayers to 'cure the gay', claimed to be able to cure AIDS, and publicly beat a woman to 'cast out a demon spirit' suffers the ultimate punishment - His YouTube channel has been deleted
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Were Mars and Venus ever living planets?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man wearing a mask broke into a home where an old man lives, and demanded money. The old man shot the intruder multiple times, and is now suffering life-threatening injuries. Old man: "I didn't know the suspect was my own grandson"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson set to portray Joey Ramone in new Netflix biopic
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas could soon start using mushrooms to help veterans with PTSD. That time could still be far out, but cosmic thinking by Texas to open up with an expanded mind, man
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Peace in our lifetime? Not with a thread about this carbonara
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Chex Mix made with schmaltz? It's a mitzvah
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Snake King Corporation Issues Allergy Alert 👀 um... Snak King orporation issues allergy alert on undelared allergen in Trader Joe's orn hips
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey Gym Jordan... SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A new study figured out how many pimples the average person will pop in their lifetime and ewwwwwww
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims 'there is no famine' in Best Korea, possibly due to bumper crops of dietary staples such as dirt, bark, or other Best Koreans to eat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Life in Hawaii (1924). Navigating a plank successfully to shore in a sport called surf riding
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Moleman's lost scene revealed
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(Some Badass)
 
 
 
A reminder that, 76 years ago tonight, the most badass Canadian of all time did his most badass thing in a life full of badassery. Badass
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Nimby group wants smelly noisy pot farm to go away. They can't enjoy outside time anymore and the Cheeto bills are getting high
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Good condition. Gently worn and cared for. From a non-smoking pair of feet"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bookies update their odds of aliens being discovered after recent Pentagon reports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former 'Bachelor' star now a shoo-in for new starring role in the upcoming reality show 'Confirmed Bachelor'
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
"He was a new-wave Jim Morrison. He looked unreal, impossible - an illusion, a mirage. He was so sexy that it repeatedly got him in trouble. You can't look as good as Michael Hutchence and have a normal life"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg is coming back to TV with Amy Schumer. Or something like that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biatche slapped
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fry garlic in an appliance that doesn't fry things. Bonus: Not another breathless air fryer article for the Fark gourmands to mewl "Sakree blue" to
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl discuss life during the pandemic
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Life is not like Monopoly. If a bank, or brokerage, makes a mistake in your favor, you're supposed to give it back. Not transfer it to another account and buy a house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence signs lifetime contract
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Mon April 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hello Kitty is now all grown up and explaining how the census works for NPR
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How's that saying go again? "Starve a brain tumor, feed a life?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman celebrates his 25th wedding anniversary with wife and no DP. She was ecstatic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Life imitates art: Horse belonging to Happy Mondays' Bez decides to dance off to the side while the other horses get on with the race
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BAFTAs 2021 - let's just say "Nomadland" found a home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Major goes from the White House to the dog house for more basic training
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When planting potatoes in Flanders watch out for unexploded WW1 ordnance and use lube
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brit Blind Date contestant who turned down super hot Amanda Holden 30 years ago regrets it everyday, will probably go to his grave for his bad choices in life (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stand-up comedian's ill-timed Prince Philip joke falls flat, like dead flat after audience member tells him the Duke had died
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The day after she turned forty, Carrie-Anne Moss was offered a film role portraying a grandmother
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(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Vincent suffers power outage, switches to acoustic guitar
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Morgan and Dakota have been separated from Virginia and her army of pandemic survivalists, hoping to gain the upper hand and overpower the Pioneers. But Virginia has Grace, and loyalties will be tested. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Innovative employers are offering more downtime, flexibility and wellness perks. What about a raise? Oh you sweet innocent serf
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Where did he have room?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Scientists will study brain of former NFL player who police say killed five people then took his own life"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell in her latest court filing arguing against sanction, A) quotes Buzz LightYear ; B) accuses someone of "political grandstanding; or C) both. The reply brief may use: "There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Move over, van life. Boat life is here. Let this totally normal family who's just like yours in every way share how they escaped "uneventful and routine" lives to travel the world on their own yacht. "That's the beauty of boat life, it is so unknown"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Phil Coyne, who worked as an usher at over 6,000 games for the Pittsburgh Pirates, passed away at 102
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
56% of Americans blame pandemic for ruining their sex life. I mostly blame my wife's new boyfriend
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Farkers, meet your live-action, all grown up Powerpuff girls in costume
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
*looks around* Poorly?
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
"I know, why don't we plant that boat?"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mass extinction is coming, scientists say, so get ready to crack open your neighbor's skull and feast upon the tasty goo inside
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A look at what life is like for those stuck on minimum wage
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Simon & Schuster to publish Mike Pence's autobiography. Got any ideas for a title? Let's hear them
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New clip from Ghostbusters: Afterlife brings back an old favorite
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Man gets fat-shamed for online dating photo, now claims that in modern Chinese society all dating is impossible for ordinary men like him
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(AZ Family)
 
Weeners
 
Naked man lives life in the fast lane
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stop encouraging him
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Contacting alien life forms in the universe could invite them to 'rule Earth'. Whelp, I'm not sure how they could do worse than our current crop of asshats. Prove me wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One year ago we lost one of the most insightful and moving songwriters ever to Covid. Remember everything
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The story of a Welshman who tried to mail himself home in a crate from Australia in 1965. Things did not go as planned
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Microsoft resurrects its first ever logo
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When life gives you brown paper bags, make...a cowboy costume and paper horse companion?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Miracle on Ice hero Mark Pavelich suicide reminds us of the perils of CTE & hockey
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Ndamukong Suh welcomes twin boys. In true Suh fashion, he accidentally on purpose, "accidentally" kicked each boy in the nuts
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
You lift your morning coffee and contemplate the futility of life the ring left behind. These scientists sucessfully modelled coffee ring formation in drying colloidal droplets
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Democrats unveil voting empowerment bill drafted and written by John Lewis
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Homicide: Life on the Street" writer David Simon calls out Piers Morgan for lying to him like he's Montel Williams. Don't lie to him like he's Montel Williams. He's not Montel Williams
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Animated Peeps road trip movie now in the works, plot will involve the iconic marshmallow chicks going to Pennsylvania, where Peeps are manufactured
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Tik Tok teen tells on tripped up trick rider who tipped his trolley in the trees. Touted as toast of town
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Older Millennials realizing the long-term costs of student loans, such as delays in home buying, starting families, or resigning from Congress over sex trafficking and statutory rape
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it normal to be stricken with joy and jealousy when seeing your friends get vaccinated?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Another thing you've been making wrong your whole life: Fried eggs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell savaged by whatever the hell a Jedward is
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Mormon church president claims those who don't believe in God are just "lazy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lola the Labrador licks lifeless lamb, love leaps to life
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If his deposition is any indication, Wayne LaPierre tends to recall dates and events in his life by which mass shooting preceded them
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor decides healthcare decisions for transgender care are between patient and doctor, not the state
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putin signs law allowing him to be Russian President basically for the rest of his life
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once was a nurse named Siobhan/key to the transplant team she was on/her car got into a wreck/sadly broke her neck/but donating her organs, she'll never be gone
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
8-year-old saves sister's life because of John Cena, or something
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This official Game of Thrones Fabergé 'dragon egg' will cost $2.2 million. Cue team of superfan thieves doing a "pay the iron price" egg heist to fund a season 8 remake
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Game of Life, so I built a computer using Game of Life that plays Game of Life
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Rapper DMX remains on life support after suffering heart attack up in here. Up in here
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Composting, artificial reefs, jewelry, vulture food, student aid, corpse farm - Who knew choosing your afterlife could be so complicated?
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Baseball superfan Geddy Lee screeches at Sportsnet decision to dump Blue Jays radio team in favor of simulcasting the TV broadcast, which is simply not the spirit of radio
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Sun April 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A review of the new pickle panko corndog at Disney world
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(Axios)
 
 
 
With the ISS nearing the end of its operational lifespan, what's next for space stations? Enter private business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to our Fartist Friday Contest. For "National Find a Rainbow Day" we'll create "rainbows" using real-life red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo & violet things we have at home OR create a rainbow-shape with things in colors of your choice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Van life is getting renewed interest thanks to the film "Nomadland." Sadly those cheesy murals painted the sides are not
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Journey band members amicably learn how to go their separate ways
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alien life is out there in the universe. And just like we know they exist, they will know that we exist. All in theory. Let's keep it that way
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Like everything else in his life, Trump's campaign was a yuge ripoff
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Darth Vader actually sees through his helmet? If so, you're probably a big nerd, NTTAWWT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feel like taking a slow boat to nowhere? Freighter travel might be for you
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
YouTube sensation April the Giraffe has died
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls her husband a big baby, not because he is, she just can't pronounce his name (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
You'd think spending a year fighting Covid to the point where you had to learn how to walk all over again would be enough suffering, but no
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Garza named AP player of the year despite the ties, ranch dressing
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, how did Elliot Stabler return to the Law & Order franchise after his dramatic SVU exit? [WARNING: SPOILERS FOR LAW AND ORDER: ORGANIZED CRIME]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun than waiting for your game to load on a 1541 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Tales of the Neon Sea free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: hidden gems (recent or from back in the day) that others missed?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
COVID increases butt-cancer risk, albeit indirectly
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Sizable Mars quakes detected, negligible tsunami threat
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, sporting freshly-pissed-underwear and a gallon of vodka between your legs, and following a school bus all the way back to the city parking lot is no way to go through life, son
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Emilio Estevez has one regret, and that regret is Maximum Overdrive
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist who transformed himself into the world's first cyborg says he has exceptional quality of life, wants to join the justice league
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Repeat criminal returns to scene of the crime one last time, much to the delight of his victims
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend's ex has reentered his life; am I write to be a jealous partner and question everyone's motives?"
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having achieved the third leading cause of death among Americans in 2020 behind heart disease and cancer, Covid now afraid it's peaked in life
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook to Stephen A Smith: "go home and get your farking shinebox"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chauvin's defense lawyers are portraying the crowd of bystanders around him as he knelt on Floyd's neck as an "angry mob" that "distracted" him. Apparently hoping the jury won't notice the mob only became "angry" because he was killing someone
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because 'Murica, the demand for life-saving Covid vaccines is already waning in some parts of the country
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Emma Watson rumoured to have stormed off the set during the filming of "This is the End". Seth Rogan has the background, explanation, original
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Life Hacker fact check (Hard Boiled Edition)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britney Spears said she cried for weeks over TV documentary. No word if they left her alone afterwards
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to turn your TikTok fame into real life success
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he wouldn't fark the same chicken twice; would also consider higher-quality laptops going forward
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New research is suggesting a sugary diet early in life could mean
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Who's life do you think would make a great biographical movie? Link goes to subby's choice
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Nearly 20% of Americans didn't seek needed medical treatment during the pandemic due to cost. Many still had the good sense to avoid self-diagnosis on WebMD
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC takes a crack at Amy Winehouse documentary
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Tue March 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, Ronald Reagan made jokes while on the way to GW Hospital, a Press Secretary came back to life, which pissed off a newscaster on air, and a Secretary of State either forgot the Line of Succession or tried to pull off a coup
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC is boxing up the Superstore spinoff
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son has gotten engaged to a woman he's known most of his life--his foster sister. They say they're in love and there's nothing weird about their relationship, but I think there is. Should I stop this? And if so, how can I without hurting them?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you do come across an alligator on the golf course, best thing to do is leave it alone rather than get your friend to film you pulling its tail
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
90-year-old William Shatner says Star Trek remains popular because humanity is on the verge of extinction. Kirk learned a lot back with the whales
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Mon March 29, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sis boom bah. Doc Severinsen has a new documentary about his career coming out on PBS. Hi yo
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Pro Life Tip: A backhoe is not an ambulance, especially when you're drunk, Drew
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Can Cylons be far behind?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 78th to Eric Idle, who continues to look on the bright side of life. De-do, de-do, de-doodily-doodily-do
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(Fashion United)
 
 
 
People are tired of larger-than-life influencers, so top fashion brands are turning to cool "nano-influencers" who aren't celebs, have followers only in the thousands, and most importantly don't bust the influencer marketing budget
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Buried lede: "recent research has implicated chronic HSV-1 infection (lip herpes) with the development of disease later in life, including neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's"
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(FoodSided)
 
 
 
You've got Muppets in my Ace of Cakes. No, you have Ace of Cakes in my Muppets
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(Caden Cotard)
 
 
 
Salon raises over $1,000 for vandalized Schenectady Little League building; expected to return to publishing articles on sexual lifestyles shortly
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
No. Just no
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Sun March 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"So, you need life-saving medical care, but you're gay? I'm sorry, my religion won't allow me to treat you. What's that? Oh, yes, it is legal, this is Arkansas"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
2021, the year that a Bob Odenkirk action revenge thriller opened to #1 at the box office
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mexico's COVID death toll is 60% higher than the government reported
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not Timmy. Not Lassie. Still, Good Dog
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giving the left a masterclass on how to use power, "Biden has achieved more in two months than those who like to trumpet their radicalism manage in a lifetime"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What non-Australians believe about Australia, the land where trays of raw meat are raffled at bars, Men at Work penned the anthem, all wildlife is venemous and people are evolving hobbit feet. Definitely No. 20 on this list happened
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida is the place to be / Swamp livin' is the life for me / Gators chillin' out so far and wide / One's stuck under the end table, another keeps hoggin' the pool slide
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman left baffled after finding strange love note and two frankfurter sausages on doorstep from secret admirer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The shootings will continue until morale improves
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
America's most exotic incarcerated zookeeper becomes America's most eligible bachelor
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"Bob...we got six trapped on the fourth floor. Take your axe and clear a path through that burning debris, then get that hose up the stairs. MOVE IT. We'll watch Matlock after"
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(DriveTribe)
 
 
 
Ryu Asada, a man who made it possible to own affordable Benzes, Porsches, and Bugattis, has died from cancer at age 42
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm about to turn 50 and have not had a midlife crisis. Which means I will live to be at least 100
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Fri March 26, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
This 21 times at christian youth camp
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Law & Order: Organized Crime stops production due to positive Covid-19 test
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A lifeguard tower painted with the LGBTQ pride colors, has been burned intentionally. The mayor responded with the following statement. "Lifeguards are going to replace and repaint the tower, and be rebuilt 'even gayer.'"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin brings a ray of sunshine into a weary world. Bonus: Mother's milk is now a Warrior's drink
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Even though it's only his voice, having Christopher Eccleston back as The Doctor in Doctor Who is still FANTASTIC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jennifer Psaki was clearly an elementary school teacher in a past life
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Actor Richard Gilliland, who starred on Designing Women and swept Jean Smart off her feet in real life and married her, has died at 71
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's youngest Lotto winner crashes hard on coke binge, now living on benefits after blowing £1.8m jackpot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George Floyd's toxicology report on Duke's Black History display sucks
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Thu March 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Surfer dude rescues man and dog in: You guessed it - Minnesota
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
John Wick 5: The Ghost of Tsushima Comes Alive
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hot news for Covid vaccinated Tennessee residents, the top strip clubs in Nashville are offering VIP life membership and promising you the party of a lifetime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember the 2004 reality show 'The Swan,' where contestants underwent major plastic surgery before participating in a beauty pageant? Here's the horror story of one of them
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Galaxy-brained insurrectionist seen at the fore of the braying mob chasing Capitol Officer Goodman now expresses shock that he was "duped" by a lifelong con man, and that jail is icky
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
This 12,500-year carved figurine MAY have been a "ritual object" , but based on knowing human beings all my life, I'm gonna suggest an "alternate explanation" of it's intended uses
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
13 and 15-year old girls use stun gun on DC Uber Eats driver in attempted carjacking that leaves the car overturned and the driver dead. Playing GTA sure was different when I was growing up
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Life, the universe and 42 mystery chemicals
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Patriots OL Justin Herron's 2020-2021 season stats: 12 appearances, 6 starts, one woman saved from sexual assault
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(Mike Pillow)
 
 
 
Wake the neighbors, phone the kids, Frank is the mother of invention
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Man doesn't think his cunning plan of through-the-door sex with wife all the way through
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are looking for a new occupation, try "death doula," a person who helps people prepare for death. Elvis' granddaughter just became one
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How bad of a golf cart driver do you have to be to be airlifted to a hospital with life-threatening injuries?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
After spending 667 days in a Los Angeles shelter, this sweet pup was adopted just in time to celebrate his 4th birthday with his forever family. Please wish Melvin a Happy Birthday this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, gay man says we shouldn't have a gay time when when have a Gaytime
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The 7th Marquess of Bute, John Colum Crichton-Stuart, passes away at 62. Some may know him better as Johnny Dumfries, Ayrton Senna's team mate at Lotus in 1986
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Half-Life: Alyx almost half off
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Tue March 23, 2021
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Hungry like the wolf
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The best years of our lives. The hope of it survives. The facts of life unspoken. The only game in town. I'll turn the last card down and now the bank is Broken. Found guilty of no crime. They were the Best years of our lives. The 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby just discovered Kouign Amann, "40 percent dough, 30 percent butter, and 30 percent sugar." OMG where have you been all my life? Gonna make some... anyone got tips?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz hates his 'adopted son'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a man who was born with no collarbones that has the insane ability of being able to 'shoulder clap' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boston Mayor Marty Walsh confirmed as Labor Secretary by the Senate 68-29. The US has a full Cabinet for the first time since AG Sessions on Nov 2018
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
When the stars are right, you get some amazing photos. And not just of a Elder God coming to devour your soul
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Mon March 22, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Never bring a hookah to a knife fight
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
How badass was Lemmy? He asked that his ashes be put into bullets and sent to his closest friends. I told you he was hardcore
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Sunday night dinner winner, presented for your consumption
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Life is back to normal for Hollywood Couple Filliam H. Muffman
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
What evolution on Earth can tell us about aliens
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
What evolution on Earth can tell us about aliens
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I am glad Biden condemned hate crimes against Asians but to say they are un-American - I would love to visit the nation that exists in Biden's head. Because anti-Asian racism has long been a fact of American life," John Oliver proving it's a problem
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With life expectancies plummeting almost as fast as birthrates, the Russia problem may sort itself out if we just wait a couple generations
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a lot of resentment and drama between couples who are half-vaccinated
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Medivac called to pasta factory after worker accidently makes armalini
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Work-life balance was destroyed by capitalism and the pandemic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hustler with a death wish risks his life with a giant mountain lion by playing three-card monte game
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Multimillionaire NFL player who never served in the Armed Forces: "I really felt like I was in the military. Like, damn"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. denies then doesn't deny unhooking a woman's bra without consent, blames demon alcohol, apologizes to woman, and will resign... in January 2023
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Sun March 21, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Traveling from San Francisco to Los Angeles in 35 minutes: what the Virgin Hyperloop will look, feel and sound like
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan replace Roman at the head of an upcycled table? Can Big E hold off a badly accented Apollo Crews? How does Randy exorcise Alexa Bliss from his life? Does Ali solve Riddle? WWE Fastlane starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network & Peacock
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite all of our best efforts, some smokers of the devil's weed -- also called Mary Jane, The Reefer, Ganja, or Herb -- are still being hired to work in the federal government
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maybe the house wasn't vacant after all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon driver quits because: A) He finds a different job, B) He seeks a better work-life balance, or C) He doesn't want to deal with cameras inside the truck that alert your supervisor whenever you yawn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia might have been taking a few tips from the GOP when it comes to the Covid numbers they've been reporting
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby took 2 minutes, 11 seconds, to do the Cookie Consent Speedrun. Ghostery seen politely pointing to its Donate button
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You have failed at life" when a) you get arrested for stealing Necco wafers, b) your girlfriend dumps you on a zoom call c) you lose a soccer match
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen girl saves friend's life just one day after CPR training. Perfect timing, because one more day and she would have forgotten everything
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Insane past year of change in video game industry
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The difference between you and the writers at Foodielife Fortnightly is you don't get paid by FF to be high and hungry in your dorm
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"The Secret Life of" guy is back after a nearly 30 year hiatus, and spends close to an hour discussing hinges
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Aging is a lifelong process"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content to watch America stick migrant kids in cages, China now taking Uighur kids away from families and putting them in orphanages. Nuclear arms proliferation for world dominance is so 1985
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Higher quality than the Rock & Roller for NES it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT The Fall free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite controllers/flight sticks/other peripherals? They can be first or third party
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(Metro)
 
 
 
More evidence that no good deed goes unpunished: Man fined £400 for fly-tipping after dropping off a bag of clothes for the needy in front of a charity bin because it was full
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death while trying to steal catalytic converter was victim of bad carma
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Green claims she refused to vote to award Congressional Gold Medals to the people who defended the Capitol when it was attacked by Trump supporters because the resolution was an insult to God
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Encumbrance in video games: Should it be a thing? Subby loves its challenge, but yeah, too many hours of Fallout: New Vegas were spent in a bombed-out convenience store sorting out bullets, food, guns, drugs, hopes, dreams, moments of life
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Thu March 18, 2021
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Here's 46 to say all current and former presidents agree, you have no excuse, roll up your sleeve (3:15PM ET)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You know what to do - you don't need that kind of negativity in your life
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After all the prodigious coke, sex, wine, pooping, drama, etc. Johnny Depp's lawyers want his 'wife beater' conviction overturned, arguing Amber Heard didn't donate all of her $7mil divorce settlement to charity as she claimed. The Aristocrats
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Gesichtsfußgruß - when you kick someone in the face to greet them
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Daughter of liberal icon Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan (D-NY) identified as the woman who told Asian Americans to 'go back to China' in a racist rant
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A playful murder
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
UT governor signs law making biological fathers pay for costs associated with pregnancy, child birth, lets them off hook for abortion fees. Ought to work as well as getting child support
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
UT governor signs law making biological fathers pay for costs associated with pregnancy, child birth, lets them off hook for abortion fees. Ought to work as well as getting child support
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Stella Keating, a 16-year-old transgender woman who had the courage to look Congress in the eye and tell them that she deserves equal rights too (LGT article with kick-ass video of her testimony)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
People crammed into LA theaters to watch whatever the hell was showing just to get out and try to remember what life was like before Covid
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Let's be honest, Moira's whole life is an emo phase
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Karras signs one-year deal with the Patriots, still only pawn in game of life
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Introducing the "skybrator". Life for your Mom will never be the same
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A 'waw diet' for under-six-month-old puppies will help their widdle tummies later in life, yesitwill, yesitwill, yesitwilllll
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
"If the UPS drivers had not been on scene and did those things, he wouldn't have made it"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
BBC pushing forward with a post-Tiger King documentary about Joe Exotic
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
After undergoing 12 surgeries since she was born, 9-year-old Chloe was understandably anxious about trips to the hospital, but then she met Cookie & her life was forever changed. Welcome to this St Patrick's Day edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Sabine Schmitz, Queen of the Nurburgring, retires from life's race at 51 after getting black flagged by cancer
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Man likes to travel and bleed
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Tue March 16, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
With the Artificial Speed Force destroyed to restore Barry's proper mind, how can he run fast enough to stop Eva? An old friend risks her life to help on The Flash at 8PM EDT. Then Clark helps Lois on Superman & Lois at 9PM, both on The CW
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
They killed Eve next year. OR DID THEY?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your treadmill and/or Bowflex could also probably use some love too
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
NO, hamburger is not a 'beginner's recipe'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman says we should sit on the toilet backwards so you can eat at the same time. Follow her for more life hacks
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
'Harry Potter' has been a nightmare for real-life owls
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's news that will ruin your childhood memories: Punky Brewster reveals that Charlie Sheen was her first sex partner. Still no word from Blossom
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McConnell makes a very compelling case to end the filibuster: You think life sucks now, wait until I personally shut all this shiat down because we hate America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day ... if you want to get promoted. Here comes the delicious science
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(b4u die uC da ring)
 
 
 
Videos of 5 Mike Tyson ring walks which will never be forgotten
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Idris Elba signs publishing deal for a series of children's books. Look for Stringer Bell in the Dell this fall
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Air & Space Magazine)
 
 
 
Finding life on Mars could foreshadow our imminent demise and not even country music could save us from it
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(Air & Space Magazine)
 
 
 
Finding life on Mars could foreshadow our imminent demise and not even country music could save us from it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two injured in lifeboat safety drill mishap on RRS Sir David Attenborough. Investigators to dub lifeboat "Rolly McBonebreaker"
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(Hakai Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists discover an 81 year-old snapper. And that is no fish story. Okay, it is but you get the picture
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she doesn't want to live in DC, says the town is a "shiat hole". Now why would she say that about a thriving, culturally rich, multi-ethnic, city like- wait, never mind, got it
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's take a closer look at the Biden blitz. Sweet
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
"That groinal attachment is supposed to have a lifetime guarantee. You've worn it out in three weeks"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Insert Uranus joke here, except Europa. Attempt no landings there
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I'm 53 and still don't know what I want to do with my life
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What did you learn about yourself during lockdown?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's not only epic levels of smugness we all have to deal because of the proliferation of electric vehicles. We're also losing out on gasoline taxes, which pay for roads. The solution? Start taxing drivers by the mile they drive. Way to go, guys
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just like the rest of us, 2020 was the worst year of Klay Thompson's life
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Kia brings out the E-GMP
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
WWE "Superstar" Virgil thinks he's a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame Class of 2021, has already pressed his formal sweatpants
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel and Aaron head out on a supply run using Maggie's map and stumble upon a seemingly abandoned warehouse rich with supplies. The two will face questions of faith and family and a life-or-death choice. The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
That time when some 'real life Jaws' terrorised the Jersey Shore in 1916, with one even swimming up a creek for some nom nom nom
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"I can state flatly that heavier than air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, 1895; "Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical and insignificant, if not utterly impossible." - Simon Newcomb, 1902; etc (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Creating deep fakes of naked, drinking high school cheerleaders in an effort to get them kicked off the team in favor of your daughter is no way to go through life, lady
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Oh the huge etc
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's service, and there's delivering a 99-pack of beer to your door
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rollercoaster...of love. Say what?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
One final act of generosity from a woman who found so much joy finding cats their forever home. Welcome to Caturday
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
If this bar doesn't serve warm forties out of paper bags, then what's the point, really?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This is just adorable. Subby wonders how long before the panther eats her face
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(Boing Boing)
 
Weeners
 
Man makes the wurst decision of his life by sampling his victim's sausage and leaving it behind
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Name the movie that you saw as a kid that scarred you for life
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Fri March 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spider extermination aboard the MSC Lirica began in lifeboat, now complete
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Farkers, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While not quite admitting she was barking at the moon, Shaaaaaaaron Osbourne hops off the crazy train and walks back her defense of Piers Morgan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"...there you were, cheering together, thumping one another on the shoulders, swapping judgments like lords of the earth, having pushed your way through a turnstile into another and altogether more splendid kind of life"
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(Some Horror Fan)
 
 
 
March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day. What is your favorite movie by him? Any interesting facts?
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Sylvester Apollo Bear is all about feeding
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Life, uh... finds a way... to be confounding
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Life, uh... finds a way... to be confounding
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Thu March 11, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Props to 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals judge for living as long as RBG should have
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
A year ago we heard how bad life would get, tonight Real Leadership will update us on the future (8PM ET)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones lets us know he actually won by overpaying
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