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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The fallacy of "don't feed the trolls": what truly derails any given thread or conversation lies not in a given response to trolls, but the very troll who is trying to derail in the first place
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's that? A sitting US Senator who believes that Putin has blackmail material on Trump? And it's a Democrat? Well I'm sure he will be doing something about that any moment now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is telling so many lies that he's losing track of what he said yesterday. When is he going to be tested for dementia?
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
NHL goalie Ray Emery hears the call of the sirens one last time
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Is your local police department running short of basic supplies, like bullets and latex gloves? Well, if you're in Tennessee you could always host a BBQ fundraiser. Sure beats a tax hike
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves first drug to treat smallpox, killer disease eradicated worldwide over 40 years ago. Or as they want you to believe, pilgrims
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Horses are more like Charlie Sheen than we realised
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget alien megastructures. New observations rule them out, and explain Tabby's Star with dust alone
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Conservative Party has utterly trashed the ideals and beliefs of conservatism. Difficulty: not the US
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man drives car while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers. Norfolk, the Florida of Great Britain
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Basic research in fruit flies leads to potential drug for diseases afflicting millions. So this may be your lucky day, IF you're a fruit fly
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The huge mistakes cities keep making. Destroying the city through a combination of volcano and alien invasion surprisingly not included
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kim Jong is Lucy, Donald Trump is Charlie Brown, and the football is US Korean war dead
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Eh want to believe
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Hurricane Don blows into Brussels, says if allies do not meet higher military spending targets immediately, the U.S. will pull out of NATO in 2019
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Because there isn't enough to hate about the world right now, Kylie Jenner is 20 years old and will soon be a billionaire. That is not a typo. A BILLIONAIRE
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If for any reason that the World's Ugliest Dog cannot fulfill her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over and be crowned the New World's Ugliest Dog
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Wed July 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former reality star turned prostitute steals debit cards from a client after he ODs (or at least that's the government's version of events)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now even Cohen's lawyer is throwing around the "I" word
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The USAF is conducting a flyoff between the A-10 and the F-35, and you'll never believe this, but it appears that the Air Force is rigging the rules in favor of the F-35
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So aside from being loyal allies, creating jobs for American workers, helping to guarantee global freedom and security, and coming to our aid after 9/11, what have those European freeloaders ever done for the U.S.?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Moran goes on a spit flecked tirade about Germany being a Russian puppet live, on camera in front of all the NATO allies. Strap in. This is going to be a long day
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Tue July 10, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We'd like to unilaterally throw out the 20-year old Flores Settlement and just start keeping kids locked up for more than 20 days-you know, to keep families together. Federal Judge: How about "hell no"?
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am happily married to a good man, but I have found myself having to fake it around him. He's a devout believer in his religion, and I have lost my faith; our religion traumatized me. How can I tell him the religion is wrong for me?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Convicted felon and food bucket peddler Jim Bakker not only believes in the Deep State, he believes there is an organized conspiracy by the Deep State to have him "destroyed"
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Idaho GOP representative believes the 2nd Amendment protects citizens right to own an A-10 Warthog
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Americans don't hate the rich, as they imagine they could become the rich. They don't want high taxes as they think they could become rich and won't want to pay them. But what they dream of is an increasingly unbelievable fantasy"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Today in what conservatives believe: OMFG
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Sun July 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's have a MLB thread, shall we? Top games include A's-Indians, the battle of Pennsylvania with the Phillies-Pirates, and the Battle of Los Angeles with the Dodgers-Angels. The games begin at 1:07 PM ET
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Rare video of Willie Nelson in 1962 without beard and ponytail singing "Hello Walls." Because why not?
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(Time)
 
 
 
American Airlines flies its last turboprop plane, ending the propeller era, as the Big 3 airlines finally close the book on the 1940s
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why haven't we gotten a Star Trek show from the aliens' point of view? Guess we can just Klingon to hope that'll happen and wait for the inevitable Gorn parody
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelicals believe Trump is preparing the world for a 'soul harvest'. Because that doesn't sound ominous at all, right?
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ to federal judge: About that July 10th deadline to reunite kids with their families? See, when were yanking families apart, we forgot to give people "kid check" tickets, and nobody likes our "leave a kid, take a kid" idea... so, yeah
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What movies like Aliens, Blade Runner, Jurassic Park and Predator would look like as anime
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Thu July 05, 2018
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
My US Representative (FL) did something useful and helpful and provided a packet of hurricane resources. My old one sent us copies of the Constitution. What other than campaign fliers have you received from yours?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay, 'penis area of an alien body on Mars' is already a weird enough phrase
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The complaint states that when the deputy asked Padilla why he was exposing himself, Padilla replied, "I just wanted to get a breeze"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know how the President and his allies keep insisting the Mueller Investigation is "winding down"? Well, funnily enough for a guy wrapping up, Mueller seems to be ADDING staff, and mostly experienced prosecutors rather than investigators
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Fans believe the Froome decision justifies reinstating Lance Armstrong's titles
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Muppets at the O2 nabbed Doctor Who and Kylie Minogue
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists believe a toddler 3 million years ago could walk upright, climb trees, somehow get fingerpaint on the goddamn ceiling
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
America is going down the wrong path. Trump is just the final stage of a process that began with the Vietnam War and Watergate lies. What needs to change to get us back to the basic civic values?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Study: Are you smoking marijuana to try to relieve chronic pain? You'd be better off sticking to aspirin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pruitt can't even lie properly
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Juneau AK has the earliest 4th of July fireworks show in the country. Show starts at midnight local time, or 4am EST
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's see how Cleveland is handling LeBron James leaving the Cavaliers
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Two arrested under the influence, believed fireflies were aliens who were after them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers' reliever Caleb Ferguson enters game with a 16-run lead, gets a save. Tag is for the official rules
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Mon July 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump isn't his "first loyalty." Michael Avenatti now represents Stuttering John, because The Secret Service believes a Howard Stern sidekick is a threat. Happy Monday. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Drink & sing. Music, deejay
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Private Japanese rocket looks like it was knocked up in someone's backyard, flies about as well as if it was knocked up in someone's backyard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
He never would have been charged if Hillary had won. Checksmix, Liebruls
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration says "it's a myth" that families that ask for asylum at ports of entry are separated. So, of course here are the records that show that it's happening all the time
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Today's forecast: lies, with increasing lying as the briefing continues. Scattered pockets of contempt and scorn may develop, particularly if the system encounters an April or Brian front coming in from the west. This is your WH Briefing. 3:45 EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US intelligence agencies believe North Korea will not denuclearize despite Trump's claims. This is a repeat of the last 62 years
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
You may want to check your pearls, Trump may have exaggerated just a little bit about MS-13. Narrator: ok he lied
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did frogs build the pyramid? Studies show that the pyramids would've been a LOT cheaper to build if workers had been paid in flies
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman Steve Knight has introduced a bill that would authorize $50 million for the construction of summer camps in California where immigrant families can be safely and lovingly cared for
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats need to prepare themselves for a wave of young blood. Though if Rob Liefeld has anything to do with it, they'll have plenty of pouches but no feet
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Keep Families Together march organizers: Okay, people, we need to stay focused on the issue today so that-- oh, for fark's sake. Will you drum circle hippies and union hacks kindly knock it the fark off for five minutes?
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Sat June 30, 2018
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Five best adventure movies of the '80s. Otherwise known as four goofy movies and "Aliens"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Queensland relieved and grateful that Canada takes the baton for the worst payroll system implementation since the discovery of the paycheck. On a more positive note, IBM change order process still bulletproof, and PeopleSoft works out of the box
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Families Belong Together demonstrations need a greenlit discussion thread (OK)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school that showed LGBTQ anti-bullying videos is accused of making a heterosexual student feel "bullied"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, at least they're not separating the families anymore. What else do you libs want?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Top Trump prospect for Supreme Court believes presidents can't be investigated, prosecuted, called mean names
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The GettingMoreMoney Address: "8 score and 4 years ago, my great grandfather brought forth on this continent a new copyright, to which I still own exclusive rights no matter if the work lies fallow." US to extend copyright on sound to 144 years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News takes Fox News to task for lies about the federal deficit. We're through the looking glass here, people
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(Huck Magazine)
 
 
 
On icy roads and frozen lakes, Finland's teenagers are racing customised cars salvaged from scrap. The goal is to destroy the competition, but the reward lies in a tight-knit community fighting off boredom
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The cake coupon was a lie
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
New State Department report criticizes countries that separate children from families. Talk about great timing
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
New state laws going into effect Sunday include beaches are no longer public property, kids bullied in public schools can get vouchers to get bullied in private schools, state cattle breed designated as Florida Cracker
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Prince has been dead for two years, and the kid is now in middle school, so I'm sure you will all be relieved to know that Universal has finally settled the Dancing Baby Video lawsuit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bosio swears on his parents graves that he was describing a white guy as a monkey, can't believe he's been fired
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
He hates big butts and he cannot lie, that Kardashian chick is why
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when government agents drop in unexpectedly at the house of an ICE whistleblower to intimidate him, only to find him in the middle of an interview with a major news network
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
When you build Bangkok's mass transit system but decide that it's unnecessary to get a license for the radio frequencies that your system relies on
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Terrifying new species of "alien" wasp that eats its victims from the inside out then lays eggs that burst out has been discovered. Sleep tight, Aussies
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The State Department earlier this week: Zero Iranian oil on the market in November. The State Department today: Eh, sure, why not. Subby guesses that check cleared
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ollie Ollie Oxen-not free at all. He wants the money UConn owes him
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Police seeking runaway teen girl Analiese Urbanczky (pronounced Urban-ak). Bret Favre, Raymond Luxury Yacht inconsolable
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How to watch the first Florida Republican gubernatorial debate tonight. And no, 'taking a shot of Jack whenever someone lies' is not a good idea
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
North Korean official executed for believing Trump
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman wants to make a sequel to V for Vendetta. So... W for Wendetta, then?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paulie "Walnuts" Manafort got a $10M loan from Russian sugardaddy oligarch, Oleg Deripeska. The loan helped trigger the search warrant of Manafort's Virginia home in July 2017, according to recently unsealed court documents. Bob's comin', Donnie
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Huge, puffy alien planet wants to be friends
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/27): Multiple Man returns. Plus, a modern fantasy comic called Modern Fantasy, a Charlie's Angels series set in the 70s, Jeff Lemire takes on The Sentry, and Multiple Man
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin plays Trump like a stupid, stupid fiddle: "U.S.-Russian relations are not in their best shape... I believe this is in large part the result of an intense domestic political battle inside the U.S"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Voters believe Trump's lies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My nephew got out of prison for the second time; he's lied and cheated and stole his whole life, including from his family. He's dealing drugs out of my sister's home; she refuses to see him as a criminal. What can I do to help her?"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Two cops busted for stealing at a lie detectors convention. Maybe they should've lied their way out of it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So-called scientists at Oxford University claim there's no such thing as space aliens. No word how long they've been here or how they infiltrated Oxford in the first place
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Tue June 26, 2018
(TSN)
 
 
 
The 2018 Hockey HoF Inductee list includes Willie O'Ree, the first black athlete to play in a North American Pro League, plus the greatest goaltender of all time and... Gary Bergman? Really???
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Dan Rather weighs in on the hand-wringing: "President Trump and the GOP bemoaning a lack of civility is a hypocritical farce"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember when United was among the airlines claiming they wouldn't help ICE rip immigrant families apart? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Virginia federal court judge: Enjoy jail, Paulie. Motion to dismiss is DENIED
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Earth's way of telling aliens, 'Don't land here'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Maxine Waters: "I did not call for harm for anybody, the President lied again"
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, last fiscal quarter's stock buybacks were the biggest ever, believe me
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(The Root)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with treating an asshole like an asshole. It's not what they believe, it's what they do
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The art of the male self-pardon: How men force women to accept "moral self reckoning" in lieu of actual apologies
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The presence of "Kanye" in a headline necessarily implies he's done something stupid
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
American woman flies 4,000 miles to UK just to tag friend, then run away and fly back to America. Wait until she finds out later that her friend had his fingers crossed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"You know what the problem is," said Leslie Allison, a devout Christian who repeatedly volunteered that he is a supporter of President Trump. "This country has turned away from God, and he is going to bring judgment to this country"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's trade war is bankrupting his allies
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Looks like our allies are considering blackmail to force America's Best President to behave like an ally. Vlad clutches a DVD and chuckles formerly-Sovietly
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Sun June 24, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens...
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, it's finally been brought to everyone's attention that the border baby-ripping and child abduction facilities and associated infrastructure are being built at close to 200 times the pace of Trump's Puerto Rico disaster relief 'efforts'
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
2018 winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest is imperfectly adorable
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Sat June 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Congress did something this week
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"No sideshow is complete without Ann Coulter biting the head off a chicken"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter acquires Smyte, immediately proceeds to smite clients who bought into "Trust and safety as a service"
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and the GOP are taking a massive political hit as Americans across the political spectrum are reacting with horror and outrage to Trump's policy of separating families at the border. Not to worry though, it's Sinclair Broadcasting to the rescue
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
23andMe donating DNA tests to help copyright the genes of families separated by the sturmtrumpers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Thief sends apology with $50 to Midvale City decades after theft of stop sign. He tried to deliver it earlier, but couldn't get in the door
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: **COCKPUNCH**
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: We will keep a "zero tolerance" policy on prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Trump administration today: Yeah, we're gonna stop prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Also today: we never said that
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey shopping with her. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told not to bring the monkey back into the store earlier after it attacked someone else
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby seal named Cocoa born at Hersheypark. It is the sealiest animal you will see today
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic phires phrankphurter into phemale phan's phace. Phark is not your personal erotica site
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"There are no children's camps" says man who believes in talking bushes, worldwide floods and zombies
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters show interrupted by actual Foo Fighter. I want to believe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is what happens when migrant families arrive at the border
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen James "This snowball proves global warming is a lie" Inhofe defends fellow Oklahoman Scott Pruitt as only he can: Sure, he broke a few laws and shattered a few codes of ethics, but he's had a "wake-up call" by being caught, and he's fine now
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
VW and Ford in talks to develop new uglier vehicles that will more efficiently evade regulations
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
John Travolta believed that his latest bomb Gotti was going to make him an Oscar contender this year. Epstein's mother unavailable for comment
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump signs order to keep families caged together
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Guiliani has gone so far up his own ass he's come back out again, telling Hannity he believes Mueller is trying to frame Trump
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Oh, for the halcyon days of yore, when the U.S. government was gracious enough to imprison families in concentration camps as a whole unit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is digging in and doubling down on caging kids and tearing them apart from their families. Also, the U.S. is pulling out of the UN Human Rights Commission, because fark you. That's why. It's a shiatshow. Drink up. It's your MSNBC thread @ 8pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They keep coming out asking protesters to let ICE employees leave "so they can get home to their families"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Continuing his global outreach, Trump declares that he knows more about German crime rates than the German officials
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Math problem: DHS Secretary says immigration fraud cases are up 315%. This means 0.25% of total cases were fraudulent, or 191 total fraud cases. So explain to the class, Madam Secretary, why were over 2,000 families separated in the last 6 weeks?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS BELIEVE, "Many world leaders are secretly Luciferians who pray to Satan every day before dinner." Well, at least they're thorough in their prayers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Every living First Lady calls for end to Trump policy of separating families
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America: I'm doing a damn good job alienating my allies. Italy: Tieni la mia birra
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
DHS Chief Nielsen is offended that people would say she is trying to send a message just because earlier today she said "To start off with, I'd like to send a message"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says Trump never lies. Wait, isn't this one of those Liar Paradoxes?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I don't know the exact origin of the phrase 'there's no flies on you'. But I think we can rule out Volgograd
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corn: +4/bshl. Wheat: +3 1/16/bshl. Soybeans: -5/bshl. Pork bellies: +1 1/4. Iowa farmers' faces: +19
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Commandant Nielsen: We do not apologize for breaking up families, in fact how do we know these even are families? Perhaps these aren't children but very short criminals like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Brewers pitcher hurls twice in relief
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes deserves to be in prison--but will it make a difference?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
NASA deliberately de-rezzed and blurred video images from the moon before showing them to the public, although they say it was to keep the Russians from knowing about their spy satellite capability and not to hide the presence of alien moon bases
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Headline: Authorities searching for 'Wee Willie Dangles' in Woodlands streaking case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
54% believe the North Korean summit was successful. Of course, half of those saying it was successful, said it was mostly successful for North Korea and not the U.S. Need to parse those numbers
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News attempts to figure out what's happening given that they have to keep their lips firmly applied to Trump's ass. Who can they blame for Trump's stupidity today? Looks like it's Paul Ryan's turn to take a beating
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman says she doesn't talk to former fellow Harvard student Jared Kushner anymore because he's become a supervillain
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover stardust on Earth older than our Sun. Still unclear when the visiting alien's spacecraft arrived, or when they'll attack
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After insulting allies and praising a dictator, the next logical step is to pull out of the UN Human Rights Council
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Time for some jokes, secrets and outright lies from veteran 'Simpsons' writer Mike Reiss about 30 years of Springfield
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders denies leaving White House. You see? All rumors. She is an honest person and would never lie to...Sarah?...did you see Sarah?...I swear she was just here...and what's up with this cloud of black smoke?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coming trade wars with our allies may wipe out all the financial gains of the Trump Tax Cut, so we're probably going to need to pull together some sort of financial bailout for wealthy Americans or something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manafort: I never lobbied for the Yanukovich government in the US, only Europe so I didn;t have to register. Mueller: So this letter from you that begins Dear Vicktor, You won't believe the sucess we're having lobbying for you here in the US...?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: I was nosing around on my boyfriend's phone and saw he was interested in bi experimentation, so I got upset and went out and had an affair. Now I don't want to stop. Am I a bad person?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Justifying the abysmal response in Puerto Rico after Maria, FEMA officials have blamed the severity of the storm and the difficulties are getting supplies to an island. A closer inspection of FEMA records show the real problem was..FEMA officials
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The assholes of the internet continue to explore new lows in human behavior by making 14-year-old actress Millie Bobby Brown quit Twitter by bombarding her with homophobic memes
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(Amsterdam News)
 
 
 
If paying a Victoria's Secret bill with funds meant for Superstorm Sandy relief is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely Madlibian: Brad Pitt rides bike in London amid custody negotiations with estranged wife Angelina Jolie
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, our friendly Saudi and UAE allies are undertaking an operation to retake the main port of Yemen. Expected casualties? About 250,000 civilians. At least it'll make the Iranians very upset
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Free snacks at work could be bad for you, experts believe. Of course they'd be just as bad if you paid for them, too
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Dear anti-NFL kneelers: stop telling us how to feel. Sincerely, veterans
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(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought hockey was done? Well think again, it's game 6 of the Calder Cup Finals between the Toronto Marlies and the Texas Stars. Puck drops at 7 EDT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Leave it to Charlie to ask the questions no one is asking
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump takes a break from attacking our closest allies to defend the murderous brutality of the North Korean regime
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is this the most honest out-of-office message ever? Share your best out-of-office auto replies with the rest of us so we may be inspired
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Iran, which had signed a nuclear deal with the US, only to see Trump destroy American credibility by withdrawing from the agreement, despite the fact that Iran had complied with its terms, tells North Korea that it might not be a good idea to trust Trump
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
One of the many lies depression tells you is that you should feel ashamed of being its victim
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Sat June 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse Letters: You won't believe what happened to me this week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While having a hissyfit on his way out of the G7 summit, El Presidente threatens allies
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"We at PotCoin definitely believe that Dennis Rodman deserves the Nobel Peace Prize jointly with President Trump and the Marshal Kim Jong Un." Time to put down the crypto-bong, dude
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Fri June 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Playoffs have ended, will the NBA Finals end as well? Warriors in a sweep or Cavaliers keeping it going? It is Game 4 of the NBA Finals, tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Color me skeptical, Donnie... I believe the shade is PANTONE 16-1448 TPX
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The tariffs may have been the bestest tariffs, the biggliest that only a brilliant mind like his could conceive, but the other members of the G7 summit are furious with Trump. And that, dear Farkers, is the art of the deal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Melania says, shut the fark up Rudy, you're not helping
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Everything you think you know about absinthe is a dirty lie. For starters, absinthe does not now - and never did - make people hallucinate
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to learn that Trump's trade policies aren't really about fair trade at all, but rather about solidifying his political base and rewarding his supporters. Unfortunately, he is doing so by bullying small concessions out of our allies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lawmakers believe Zuckerberg may have withheld information during his recent testimony to Congress. Really. You don't say. Shocking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders claims she is "comfortable with her credibility and is an honest person." Experts have determined that too is a lie
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: The flies swarming Central Florida are perfectly normal, and not in response to a local manifestation of Beelzebub. He's more of a Key West kind of dude
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats sue Trump, saying he hasn't gotten approval for his foreign emoluments. Trump lawyers respond by pointing out that those Congressmen can vote to give their approval whenever they want and that their client has the worst farking lawyers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former White House press secretaries agree: Sarah Huckabee Sanders's lies hurt America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Fox News analyst tears into Sean Hannity: "How can you do this? How can you lie to our country? How can you knowingly attack our Constitution, the bedrock of our system of government, the bedrock of our country?"
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Wed June 06, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association finally replied to Brendan Fraser's moving story about being sexually assaulted by the HFPA president: "dude, it was a joke. Also, sign this statement agreeing it was a joke"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The series now heads east to Cleveland for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Will LeBron James and the Cavaliers rally and win Game 3 to make it a series again? Or will Kevin Durant and the Warriors take a 3-0 series lead? Tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
In the year 2030 an alien civilization from the Luyten's Star system receives a message from Earth: ♫ oontz oontz oontz oontz ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness)
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
Dark American mysteries in the Statue of Liberty and a journey to alien earths on tonight's Tuesday Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "I am an honest person"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying people with Rh-negative blood are aliens, but they're aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani says, listen Trump can't help but lie non-stop, he has some sort of mental defect. I swear, he didn't lie on purpose. Please let him ruin the country. It's his greatest desire
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Amazon unfortunately relies on thousands of fallible humans in fulfillment warehouses to solve problems that state-of-the-art robots can't, such as spilled popcorn butter. This is an issue that Amazon is working on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*riiinnng* Yeah, boss, we're working on the Crooked Hillary report. No, it takes time, you would not believe the stuff we've got on her. You won't believe what you read in the report *snicker*
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders had to be asked three times whether Trump believed he's above the law
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Duplantis suddenly discovers the internet: says he's not asking followers to buy him a $54 million private jet. He just wants them to 'believe' the aircraft into existence
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah's lies Sarah's sweet little lies (Tell us tell us lies) Oh no no she can't disguise (Can't disguise those smoky eyes) White House Press Briefing at nowhere close to 2PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest bookings fall after fatal accident. Because, you know, United flies the exact same plane with the exact same engines but they are United so it can't happen there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So in reality who owns the treasure under the sea? Apparently it's not Spongebob Squarepants as we were led to believe as kids
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(Axios)
 
 
 
All an adviser has to do to change Trump's mind is to say: "but you said _______ ." Since Trump can't remember shiat, Stephen Miller could remind Trump to nuke Mexico, Iran, North Korea, G7 allies, even Canada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassador to Germany: Hey, anti-establishment, anti-government types in Europe. We want to help you work against your governments. Scary tag in lieu of WTAF tag
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Sun June 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing Game 1 of the NBA Finals, will the Cavaliers rebound against the Warriors? Or will the Warriors stand tall again and win Game 2? Will LeBron James wear shorts with his suit again? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on ABC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man from the year 6491. Aliens. Giorgio is beside himself
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Eat a Kit-Kat the wrong way? You better believe I'm breaking up with your sorry ass over that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Federal law requires unions to support all federal employees, whether they're members of the union or not. President Trump's EO bans unions from supporting employees during work hours. Better believe that's a suin'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump allies have Trey Gowdy's tiny little head in their crosshairs after he shoots down Trump's 'Spygate' theory
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You had better sit down for this one, but there is now proof that both EPA head Pruitt and his lobbyist landlord were lying about no lobbying communications in 2017. Bonus: it means Pruitt lied to congress under oath
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity goes full InfoWars, believes that the DEEP STATE is coming right for him
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda is threatening the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia for hosting a WWE event where "foreign disbelieving wrestlers exposed their privates and on most of them was the sign of the cross"
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Fri June 01, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lucy Pinky swears she's not gonna pull the football, Everybody Hates Sessions, allies are aligning against the U.S. thanks to the Moron-In-Chief, and seriously though, WHERE THE FARK IS MELANIA? It's your FHF MSNBC Thread. 8PM ET. Be there or be square
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(Some Dish)
 
 
 
If you're a flat-earther who speaks English, Google will accurately describe your belief to the French
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Legendary farkup J.R. Smith forced overtime for his Cavaliers while holding the ball because he thought they were ahead, here's how eight announcers in three languages called it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's fog of lies is more effective than anyone could imagine
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goofus scores touchdowns, gets high on coke, and murders a friend. Gallant scores touchdowns, flies in economy, and then pushes little old ladies' wheelchairs through airports
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
An un-bee-lievable crime
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump allies don't see Trump as playing three dimensional chess with Dinesh D'Souza pardon, "more often than not he's just eating the pieces"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Cavaliers-Warriors IV for the NBA Finals and Game 1 is in Oakland. Will LeBron James and Kevin Durant give us an intriguing matchup? How do you see this Finals playing out? Tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer for former USC medical school dean: 'Yes, my client used methamphetamine while working at the school - but only because his mental illness allowed him to fall head over heels for a drug-addicted hooker.'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross and boss tell international allies to GTFO of steel and luxury auto industries. Realtime results to the left, 4pm bell predictions to the right
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Liberty University making film called 'The Trump Prophesy,' based on belief that God was sending a message with Trump's election. To be fair, that's not that hard to believe, depending on what you think that message was
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want a free jersey? Retweet this post made by Cleveland Browns player Damarious Randall and you will get one if the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Finals
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Sarah Sanders chokes up when student reporter asks her about what steps Trump's administration is taking to address school shootings. FARK: She lies to him about the steps the administration has actually taken
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Community gives a sigh of relief as the Sheboygan toilet clogger is busted
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump holds up his untouched by actual hard work hands and then he implies he has a large penis. Horse laugh heard echoing from First Lady's bedroom
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Three strikes and yer out, Paulie. Do you really wanna swing?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(The Drum)
 
 
 
The biggest lies from the ad tech world. Wait, you mean people don't want to be stalked, tracked, and followed online? Ask Bill Hicks to fetch me my fainting couch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
¿Por qué no los dos?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist claims alien killer robots may have wiped out every extraterrestrial civilization in the universe - which either means we're next or we're not worth the effort. Probably the latter
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple is going to OLED screens for all its phones. After winning that lawsuit, guess who the sole supplier is. Need a hint? The answer is just 'round the corner
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Great Barrier Reef has had five near-death experiences and now has constant violent hallucinations about kids it bullied in school
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue sure doesn't look fifty
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The investigation into Trump and Russia did not start with Drunkadopoulos, but with highly classified signal intelligence from various allied and domestic intelligence agencies
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is why the Event Horizon Telescope still doesn't have an image of the galactic center's black hole. I'm not saying it's aliens, but ...
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Under calls for impeachment, Italy's president appoints a new prime minister, who was once a chief for the IMF. IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
RFK Jr. believes Sirhan Sirhan did not shoot his father, lock Barbarella in chamber of dreams
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal authorities say yes; they took 1,500 children away from their families, and yes; they deported their parents; and yes, they assigned the 1,500 children to foster homes, but it's not THEIR fault the children disappeared somewhere on the way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♪ L'Araignée, l'Araignée / Est un être bien singulier / Dans sa toile, il attend / D'attraper les brigands / Attention / Car l'Araignée est là ♪
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NASA: We put these golden records on our Voyager probes to show aliens a portrait of humanity and a guide to life on Earth. Aliens: WTF?
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Sun May 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will LeBron James go to his 7th consecutive NBA Finals with the Cavaliers winning? Or will Al Horford and the Celtics be the one that goes to the Finals? It is your ECF Game 7 thread, tip-off is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm not saying its aliens but a wingless super sonic tic tac
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nicole Wallace sighs and stops reading Trump's Tweets live on the air; "These are just lies"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
First woman in space, Sally Ride, honored with US postal stamp. She reached space in 1983, battled aliens in 1986, succumbed to wounds in 2012
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Your honor, my client is innocent but that sneaky looking eggplant is guilty as hell. Since this story comes from Australia there is a 50/50 chance it did the deed
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell endures more suffering than most humans - the Steelers applied a $14.5 million franchise tag, and some criticize him. Fortunately, you can hear all about it with his new single, out everywhere on all music sites
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Fri May 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Celtics put away the Cavaliers? Or will the Cavaliers bounce back and force Game 7 in Boston? Who will be the unlikely hero? It is your Eastern Conference Finals Game 6 thread, tip-off is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former tennis world #1 Ilie "Nasty" Nastase arrested today for A) DUI, B) driving a scooter without a license, C) porque no los dos?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Deep beneath the Antarctic ice, trapped for millions of years, lies... a hole
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Charlie Donald Brown: I'm begging Kim Jong-Lucy-un for another chance to kick the Nobel nuclear football
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Beyonce is part of the Illuminati according to old fart GOP politician running for office. Thank God the Republicans aren't a party of conspiracy-believing lunatics
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump might be plunging us closer to war with half the world, but had Hillary Clinton got elected she would have worked with the Illuminati to hand the US over to the Antichrist. THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further details emerge: Incognito believed feds tracking him, wanted no Bluetooth near him, and had a concealed weapons permit but no gun
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Body language experts show how to tell if Sarah Huckabee Sanders is lying. One clue is whenever she's saying something about Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don Cheeto sent his consigliere to the Gang of Eight briefing this morning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well you know that old saying: keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and don't speak to your client for weeks at a time while you make an ass out of yourself and him in public
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Fires in Dresden after 500-pound Allied bomb explodes. This is a repeat from 1945
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Psychologists explain why the rate Trump lies is increasing and if trends continue it will reach 500 billion lies per second by the end of his 1st term
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(Vox)
 
 
 
59 percent of Americans believe Mueller's investigation has found nothing so far
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, get off the f***ing chandelier -- nobody cares -- you aren't edgy, you aren't striking a blow for freedom and your undercut and Uggs aren't speaking truth to power; now go clean your room
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charles in Charge of avoiding molestation charges
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Defense News)
 
 
 
Contracting Chinese parts suppliers can be a shrewd business move that can really increase your profit margin. Unless you're a member of the Military Industrial Complex
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the series tied 2-2, who will Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals to be one game away from making it to the NBA Finals? Celtics or Cavaliers? The fun begins at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The truth is relative"- lied Rudy Giuliani
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/23): Oh sweet Darkhawk is back Can Zubaz be far behind? Also available to tickle your mullet, Black Panther in Space, Ninja Turtles reprints, not-Aliens Aliens, and a Hellboy-universe w/o Hellboy
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
14 bodily functions you just cannot control, despite your wife believing you can
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's Dodd-Frank repeal is being monitored closely by IMF. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE WHOAH-OH
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump to CBS journalist:"With my attacks on the press I discredit you all and demean you all, so when you write negative stories about me no one will believe you"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash has failed in every possible way. Barry simply isn't equipped to defeat a villain that can't be defeated by running faster. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, David doesn't believe the talking chicken is real. (FX 10pm ET)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
So many question, so few answers. The lying is scheduled to start at 3:00 EDT, but we know even that is a lie. This is your White House "Daily" Press Briefing discussion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, new parents are encouraging friends and families to make appointments to see their newborns. What a conceited, terrible idea. OR IS IT?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Butler is believed to be the first player from District 9 to sign an NFL contract since 2006." Not bad for a prawn
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Mon May 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Cavaliers bounce back strong and even up the series? Or will the Celtics win and be one game away from returning to the NBA Finals? Find out in Game 4 of the ECF, tip-off is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, it's not like anybody believed they were serious
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot in DeLand expected to be okay, expresses relief he was not shot in DeGland
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(San Angelo Standard-Times)
 
 
 
Llost llama llisted for llow price of $50 to one llucky llad or llady. Don't llollygag - lliteral llimit of one llama
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News throws out some red meat to their right-wing conservative base. Don't believe subby? Just read the comments (spiffy tag for subject of article)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wellll, that about covers it
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Octopuses may not be aliens but it is reported that six people on average die each year in South Korea from eating live Octopus arms, which remain alive and fight back to burst out of their human hosts
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Sat May 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the series shifting to Cleveland, will the Celtics continue to kick the Cavaliers while they are down? Or will the Cavaliers win and keep the series interesting? Tip-off is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Writer for The Daily Caller: You're not going to believe the conversation I just had with Stormy Daniels and what she said about her attorney. Stormy: Umm, you paid to have a photo with me and complimented my lawyer, and it all lasted 30 seconds
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man lies to FBI about being kidnapped by motorcycle gang, just wanted to start a new life, gets his wish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Must-read for the President's legal team: What to do when your client shoots themselves in the foot. Or in their case, shoots himself in both feet then fires themselves out of a cannon
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of 49ers' Reuben Foster who had him arrested for domestic abuse takes stand in court to admit that she lied about everything and wanted to ruin his career
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
They're not saying it's aliens, but...well, actually, yeah - they're saying it's aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
An oral history of artificial intelligence, as told by its godfathers, gadflies, and Justin Trudeau
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the Kilauea eruption was aliens
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's Channel 9 buys and forgives $1M worth of medical debt, helping 1,000 families in need. They still get the Florida tag, but the Hero tag is raising a glass in salute
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
72% of atheists believe in God, don't know the meaning of words
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Aliens in the Multiverse? Please. Here's why dark energy doesn't tell you anything
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Wed May 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lied. The other Trump, too. Sen committee says Russia favored Trump in 2016. NK says No Deal to denuclearize. Libs won the Tues primaries. Mid east still a mess. Halfway through the week, your liquor still stocked? MSNBC thread, start 8 pm EDT
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a journey into the unknown." ― Charlie Kaufman. Huh, no, I always know exactly how I'm going to screw it all up. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, unknown places edition
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Golden Knights season ticket holders having trouble paying for unexpected playoff games: "I don't think anyone believed they were going to win more than 20 or 30 games"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former AL Legislator & out lesbian Patricia Todd: "I have heard for years that [Governor Ivey] is gay and moved her girlfriend out of her house when she became Gov." Ivey campaign: "This is a disgusting lie." Todd: "I hate hypocrites"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Cavaliers get it together and even the series up? Or will the Celtics take a 2-0 series lead when it is all said and done? Do you have Celtic pride in you? Tip-off is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie - My husband is addicted to teen porn, and I have teenage daughters. Wat do? Besides realizing one may have nothing to do with the other?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Proof of alien warriors on Mars. Pareidolia warning
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(Wired)
 
 
 
November 1968: a newly minted Marine officer arrives in Vietnam. December 1968: Lieutenant Robert Mueller leads his troops into a vicious battle, killing the opposing battalion commander and most of his staff. For the first time, here is their story
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Humanity has 3 hopes for finding alien life. Which one will come through first?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Headline: "Bytecoin Price Explodes 82%" While technically accurate, rise is from $0.012075 to $0.012438, while down overall from its all-time high of $0.0300 days earlier
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Naked man told officers he had been looking for snakes earlier, and there were snakes in his pants. Police say the man appeared to be under the influence of drugs
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie injures himself throwing ball in playoff game
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
What bizarre lies did your mother tell you?
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Rent-a-goalie app helping solve hockey net-minder shortage
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a herd of deer watching a huge 12-foot gator walking across a golf course. I'll play it where it lies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump's dangerous lies on Iran." Holy crap, the media finally said "lies" with regards to Trump
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"As part of the divorce settlement, My client is demanding a share of her ex-husband's $1.4 million Bitcoin holdings...okay now it's $1 million...and now it's $500,000...okay, now she owes him money"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Local man believes standing up to Uncle Sam more important than running from Pele. Also enjoys sniffing sulfur vents
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals begins with the Cavaliers and Celtics. Can LeBron James keep his playoff magic going against Gang Green? Or will Al Horford and the Celtics take the first game? Tip-off is at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Jif upside down still says Jif... my entire life is a lie"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Senate chairman Sen. Grassley: Comey said FBI agents saw no sign General Flynn lied. So big lie
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner's bodyguard denies he impregnated the boss
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, but the Greatest American Hero reboot will not be going to air
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Astronomers have never seen light like this around a newly forming star. I'm not saying it's the birth of aliens, but
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey seniors, get ready to clutch your pearls. Trump lied to you about negotiating Medicare drug prices
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ayatollah Khamenei revealed that Trump sent an unpublicized letter to allied Arab leaders demanding tribute to the US because we've already spent $7 trillion saving your asses. Points out that Trump is treating them like his slaves
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Conservative candidate has big truck so he can round up and take home illegal aliens. Doesn't answer why he is keeping illegal aliens at his home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House's purveyor of falsehoods, lies and alt-truth denies that the White House has a crisis of credibility
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Lehigh Valley defeated Charlotte in Game 4 of their AHL Calder Cup Playoffs to take a 3-1 series lead. FARK: The game lasted five overtimes and the LV goalie made 94 saves
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Uber says surge pricing does not violate price gouging laws because they are only raising the price multiplier while leaving the base price the same
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop is now bumping uglies with Scaramucci ex Kimberly Guilfoyle. At least they keep their STDs within a small group of people
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just-in-time inventory only works if your supplier's factory doesn't burn down
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The process was a lie. The Celtics are the truth
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China suspects a vast international conspiracy of aliens and lizard people has stolen its much needed lithium
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Sixers win to keep the series going? Or will the Celtics finish them off and advance to play LeBron James and the Cavaliers? Is there a basketball version of goon juice? The game begins at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I believe... that in 2018 God changed his mind about the Boy Scouts
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(Science News Magazine)