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Mon November 16, 2020
(KTXS Abilene)
 
 
 
So was the license plate ever cleaned?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State to issue free hunting licenses to Native Americans. So they can hunt without paying a fee. On their own land
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
State releasing new specialty license plate to celebrate Disney World's 50th anniversary. Proceeds to go to Make-A-Wish Foundation so kids with terminal diseases can visit Disney World all expenses paid
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Thu November 05, 2020
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
I present to you, the agent with a license to kill, 007, Jane Bond
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
15-year-old Florida driver crashes SUV into pool after driving without a license. To be fair, Florida does not currently offer a submarine license
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Sun October 25, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When deciding to steal a car, a couple of things to consider. 1) Don't steal a Tesla and 2) Don't leave your driver's license in it when you do a runner
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
If you purchased marijuana from the "N-Bliss", a state-licensed dispensary near St. Louis last weekend, it may have an added ingredient. MOLD
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
While the Trump campaign gets bombarded with cease and desist letters, The Beastie Boys license "Sabotage" for a Biden ad
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Thu October 15, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Driver earns $1,192 ticket and two points on his license for ignoring the signs, signs, everywhere the signs. HUH
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Wed October 14, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Maskless lap dances, other COVID violations cited as state suspends liquor license for Mardi Gras strip club in Springfield. Strange times Archie, strange times
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Mon October 12, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bayonet and gun confiscated from man in Boston. No word on whether his coat was red. This is not a repeat from 1776
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2nd Anniversary of the Khashoggi murder. Never forget: "Trump's remarks were nothing less than an admission that he gave the crown prince a license to kill journalists with impunity"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
License plate scanners aren't just for cops anymore, citizen
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
I need ice cream NOW .... Drive Dammit
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, Florida men ... they grow up so fast
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Tue September 29, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
CHOP-CIRP takes a break from silly acronyms; determines 90% of driver's license suspensions have nothing to do with safety and everything to do with fark you
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Trevor Martin said he came up with the design for the Nikola truck in his basement. That would only be true if the company he bought the design from was down there with him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Salt Bye
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Mon September 28, 2020
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Managing a recreational pot business can be a good job in some states, as long as you remember to get a license, pay your taxes, keep the pot secure, and oh yeah, wait for the state to legalize it
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Fri September 18, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Enid woman arrested after leading officers on chase, claiming she had to have bowel movement and it was her birthday'
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently not only will a Tesla drive on the highway in autopilot while you are sleeping it now has the party trick where it accelerates to try to get away from the cops
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So you can call him unlicensed huckster, incompetent nincompoop, bald-headed jackass, or even jabbering unqualified stooge, but PLEASE don't call Dr. Phil "Daddy." No. Don't. Stop it right now
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Raise your glasses and praise Kahless, now you can buy blood wine
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Protip: if you are transporting crack and Ecstasy, obey all traffic laws. Also, throwing your drink in the cop's face isn't going to help
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"Did you get a good look at the thief?" "No. I only got a copy of his driver's license"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Sad: Marvel takes over 'Alien' comic license, doesn't hire fan favorite artist. Farking stupid: Marvel instead hires another artist who blatantly plagiarizes the first one
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Jumping in the water to swim away from the cops is always a bad idea. It's a worse idea with handcuffs on
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Mon September 07, 2020
(RVTravel)
 
 
 
Screw the little guy: Utah senator, Curt Bramble, in cahoots with the state RV Dealers lobby, passed a bill that raises annual license plate fees on older less expensive motorhomes and lowered fees on more expensive luxury coaches
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Sat September 05, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Let's store nuclear waste deep in the ground next to oil wells and potash mines. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu September 03, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Two men accused of poaching elk. Idiots. Don't they know that it's much more flavorful when you braise it?
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Wed September 02, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New Mexico to offer roadrunner license plates, so remember to beep beep when you see one
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
An Upper West Side Manhattan farmer is trying to grow corn on the street. No farm tractor seen yet for his 10-foot by 5-foot urban microfarm
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The madness of King George's television license
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Wed August 26, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Firing a 9mm in the air from the window of your 2001 Ram pickup as a convicted felon who is not allowed to possess firearms is no way to act when asked to stop harassing hotel guests
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Wed August 19, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Won't rent me an airplane for a night flight because I don't have a license or insurance, I'll steal it, crash it, and survive. With helpful picture of police lights. Story developing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missouri doctor loses license for amputating toe on porch, after board declares the operation stoopid
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Tue August 18, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida bar association decides on two days notice that the technical bar for their virtual exam is too high
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Mon August 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan do-gooder obsessed with personally fixing illegally obscured license plates. Because I don't know why
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Wed August 12, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood has found his next debate opponent in Tennessee
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman says she's been battling severe COVID-19 symptoms for 131 days
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Wed August 05, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is shocked to learn that Neil Young didn't write any songs just for him. Yet
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
He is both the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now. He's also a hamster
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 driver crashes while fiddling with touchscreen to adjust wipers. German court finds him liable for using "an electronic device" while driving, fines him €200 and suspends his license. He should've just used the signal stalk... oh, wait
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit
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