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headlines found matching 'Lettuce'
Fri December 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we all should be putting our paper towels in the fridge
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
How about a nice SLT: seaweed, lettuce, and tomato sandwich?
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
These "new" Taco Bell items have cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes instead of the traditional items that had lettuce, tomatoes and cheese
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Twitter Is Going Great)
 
 
 
Your up to the minute review of the dumpster fire @twitter
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yo dawg I heard your name is "Taco" and you like tacos and since you're the newest Chicago Bear, and you like tacos, what we did, dawg, is make you a taco necklace so when you taco, you can have a taco necklace because, dawg, tacos
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
We probably ate lobster at the first Thanksgiving but you got me eating terrible Turkey
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A ranking of Taco Bell tacos. Author to follow with a ranking of best toilets and bidets
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Some people judge a company's failure by its stock price. Others compare it to a head of lettuce. Subby sees if Chuck Tingle has written an erotica novel about it yet
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What $8 may buy in Canada: a head of lettuce, or that blue check mark?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What $8 may buy in Canada: a head of lettuce, or that blue check mark?
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest reason for getting locked out of Manbaby Musk's little ego garden? Posting a picture of lettuce next to him
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like the lettuce outlived Liz Truss' bank card, too
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lettuce lifespan is the new unit of measurement for how short something lives
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Liz Truss to suffer one final indignity when an 11-metre-high effigy with laughing lettuce is burned on Guy Fawkes Night
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Forget lettuces, this premiership could be measured in how long a pint of milk stays fresh as Tory MPs draft letters of no confidence in Rishi Soonbegone (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A crypto bull is now in charge of the UK government. Well, what else could possibly go wrong? Lettuce issue some NFTs
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Thu October 20, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lord Bath may or may not have technically been PM when he died two days after being asked to form a government in 1746, but all agree that the lettuce outlasted Liz Truss at 45 days
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Daily Star taps into their dry British wit, asks "Can Liz Truss outlive this lettuce?"
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Then again, if you're freezing mayo, you're most likely a special kind of stupid
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Tue October 04, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is it more important to be able to buy lettuce in the winter, or to have a large city in a desert?
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Fri September 30, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
And yet they refuse to bring back their greatest item, the Mexican Pizza
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Becky was a nice sweet straight girl until she tried the devil's lettuce
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger king decides it MIGHT wanna taste like bagels?
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chipotle wants you to join their 88 club. Nazis now recognized by their Brown Shorts
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Tito's Vodka buys the farm. They grow more than 25 types of fruits and vegetables, and employees are allowed to take them home at no cost
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Women's Snickers)
 
 
 
"Well, we taught the French to cook, you know. They ate like savages before we rescued them"
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wendy's restaurants tainted by outbreak of toxic and potentially deadly Wendy's food. Also, E. coli
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wendy's restaurants tainted by outbreak of toxic and potentially deadly Wendy's food. Also, E. coli
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Tue August 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More young people than ever smoking the Devil's lettuce, with picture of what a young person may look like. After 200,000 pounds of lettuce
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to test new Crispy Melt Taco with boldly seasoned plant-based protein on citizens of Birmingham, Alabama, recognizing their steel constitutions
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Sat August 20, 2022
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Where's the E Coli?
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Where's the E Coli?
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The hotly debated sandwich joins a long line of viral fast food items such as the "Christmas pizza from Pizza Hut UK " a "meat wall" burger from Burger King Japan and an Oreo and spam burger from McDonald's China"
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