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Tue July 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, the cops have learned they aren't above the law this summer, right? Right?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Dispute over food leads to handrail to hand combat
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mary Trump's Dirty Family Secrets book temporarily held up in court. Suggested Plan B: leak the book online, GoFundMe tip jar
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mary Trump's Tell-All Book Temporarily Blocked in Court
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump family is as good at hiring lawyers as Donnie Two Scoops is, as judge tells them this is a Wendy's and your coupon is for McDonald's Russian branch
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy arrests Siemens, Alstom executives over cash in Milan's ATM
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Sun June 21, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Look, Rudy, you're really not helping here
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Black man convicted of murder. NEWS: After 20 years he was exonerated. FARK: He knows another black man who was wrongfully convicted for 29 years. DOUBLE FARK: It's his brother. TRIPLE FARK: Both convicted by the same police and prosecutor
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember Woodstock 50? Well the organizers are now suing their former financial partners Dentsu Group, accusing the company of "sabotage" and "destruction of the festival." Which was a sucky idea to begin with
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$2.1bil missing is not an "accounting error" or "overzealous staffer"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: Look, you've done this shiat for 400 years and enough is enough. No "absolute immunity for fear-based use of deadly force against African Americans"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, a 24 year old man breaks the unspoken truce with an ancient evil race of monsters
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The kitten thankfully escaped and was not seriously hurt" but the oats are toasted
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Do you know the difference between a ballpoint pen and tattoo? This man apparently doesn't. Oh yeah, he's also wanted for murder. (w/pic)
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After "public interest concerns" given the "fabricated" transactions disclosed by the company in its annual report, the Nasdaq dumps Luckin Coffee like last week's grinds
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes just got a better lawyer. Trump appointed judge just explained in detail how the case should have been filed, instead of dismissing case
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly bouquet
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It may be last call for a NJ tavern open since 1762 because they stayed open
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Sat May 09, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Also known as the Gym Jordan Rule
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The only immunity in Utah? Businesses can no longer be sued by employees and customers that get exposed to Covid19 on their property
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Illinois pastor defies Governor in favor of God
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Sun May 03, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Judge rules in favor of helping single moms
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Fri May 01, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Swingers club gets around ban by having owner's son live there, throw free 'house parties'. Masks optional
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders win legal battle to relocate. This is not a repeat from 1982
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not news: Federal appeals court denies silly appeal... New: Appeal sought immunity from prosecution for Louisiana prosecutors who used fake subpoenas to pressure witnesses
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Tue April 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for pastor Tony Spell. No wonder he asked all his parishioners to send him their stimulus checks, he's going to need bail money
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: Mostly guilty isn't enough to convict someone; unanimous jury verdicts required. This means you, Louisiana
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Thu April 16, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm litigatin' it
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
California courts: Well, OK. Seeing as how it's a pandemic and all, I guess we can temporarily change our rules so that we're treating poor people and nonviolent felons more fairly. But don't go getting all used to it or anything
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Paramedic popped for coughing on store cashier
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Tue April 07, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The resident at the time had a muzzleloader pistol on him." Because that's a totally normal thing to carry in the 21st century
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Felony charge for woman in brutal SpaghettiOs attack
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
You be pleased to know that, after further review, the crime statistics for outer space have dropped from one to zero
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court finds algorithm bias studies don't violate US anti-hacking law
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Asshat goes for drunken ride, learns he can be charged with violating a stay-at-home order along with his DUI
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Art Agency: People in China are stealing our unicorn design. Judge: The world is dealing with a bit more important things right now. Art Agency: Please. Judge: Did I stutter? Art Agency: Pretty please? It's an emergency. Judge: Did I farking stutter?
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man mistakes pregnant woman for someone obviously trying to smuggle more coronavirus into the US. (with 'Eeeeeyup' mugshot goodness)
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Man charged for... *Spins Wheel of Fark Misfortune* Not tearing down a church
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Get an extra 11% off all your price gouged cleaning supplies at Menards
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