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Wed December 05, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: The naked woman was sitting on the male victim's face when she made a lewd demand
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Mon December 03, 2018
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
NRA firearms instructor will help you get a concealed weapon (CCW) training certificate. Not a legal one, mind you, but just as good
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Iranians indicted in case of 2018 cyber attack on city of Atlanta computers and other US locations
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Same old shopping at dollar store story: Woman farts, man complains, woman pulls knife threatens to "gut" man, jailarity ensues. Or, as they call it there in Florida, "Sunday night"
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Mon November 26, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman, 31, arrested--again--for battering man who refused to have sex with her
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Tue November 06, 2018
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested after threatening to 'shoot up' polling place. Claimed he was told workers he was promised a gun and money if he voted "straight party." Wonder which party it was?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Man tries to claim titlebelt from Florida Man
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Fri November 02, 2018
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
When all else fails, go for the "I need a haircut before my trial" plea. In the perp's mind, the haircut would've taken the focus off half his mustache missing & one eyebrow plucked clean. We're betting on "not a farking chance"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Always bet on back taxes
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Thu November 01, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Admitted perv 'ol Uncle Harv is back in the news again...this time it's a sixteen year-old girl talking about fleshlights and Soho apartments
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Wed October 31, 2018
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
High School principal resigns after not realizing schools have cameras that can track when he enters the school nurse's locked medication room. Submitter forgot his pills today so didn't make a Priciple joke
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
125-pound woman chokes New York bar bouncer unconscious over mistaken butt smack, is immediately signed to WWE contract, title shot at next PPV
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mayor solicits sex from constituent in exchange for speed bumps
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Tue October 30, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
Foolish professor doesn't understand the Streisand effect and sues the accuser, a couple teachers, the university, and more
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Man wearing inflatable dinosaur costume battered girlfriend during Halloween party dispute
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Wed October 24, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police chief reinstated after police investigation finds no wrongdoing
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Judge says teenagers should be breath tested for alcohol and drugs before discos. Also prior to entering fern bars, roller rinks, and time machines
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you had "less than 48 hours" as the answer to how long will it take Kendall Jenner's stalker to get arrested for stalking after being released from prison, step forward and claim your prize
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Southwest takes unwanted advances so seriously they'll divert a flight and have you arrested
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco employee sues for racial discrimination and $40,000 after a coworker farted in his face
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man breaks into car wash, gains access to vacuums, shockingly does not go on a vacuuming spree
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Wed October 10, 2018
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Normal behavior in haunted house attraction: screaming, jumping. Not normal behavior: choking one employee and grabbing another's breasts
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Both Google+ customers sue over data breach
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
TicketMaster has been scalping you for years
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Tue October 02, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Louis CK continues to pop out unexpectedly, to the surprise of horrified onlookers
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Mon October 01, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Trump says that he's "got dirt" on an unnamed US Senator considering Kavanaugh's nomination to SCOTUS. Let me guess........from Russia, right?
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Thu September 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Kavanaugh hearings, Fox News' Chris Wallace, father of two adult daughters, discovers it's actually not all that uncommon for women to be sexually assaulted and not report it, or even tell anyone about it until years later
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Racine Co Eye)
 
 
 
Vodak... golf... vodka... fall down... resist... kick, kick, yell... yell
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man charged with brutal murder of teen couple sure likes to talk on jailhouse phone, making over 1000 calls where he describes how he committed the crimes. The recorded, jailhouse phone
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Avenatti learns that Twitter cuts both ways as he has to deny being punked by 4Chan. "This is just crazy that somebody can just tweet something out like this, or post it, and people just take it as truth"
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle to vacate misdemeanor marijuana convictions which were prosecuted before legalization. AG Jeff Sessions seen flapping his ears in rage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Performance artist struck over head with painting. I don't know if it's art, but I like it
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Beyonce's former drummer is suing her, alleging... checks court documents ...that Beyoncé is practicing "extreme witchcraft" and "magic spells of sexual molestation" to harass her
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Tue September 18, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Grassley caves, cancels vote to advance Kavanaugh nomination
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man challenges 11-year-old boy to real-life rematch after losing in Fortnite -- oh wait, that's actually a murder threat
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy, Camille Cosby
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Mon September 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: Rape not necessarily a deal breaker
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Sun September 16, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Donald Glover is suing his former record label, claiming they owe him $10,000 in streaming royalties
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You can't make these things up: Couple caught shoplifting clothes to wear for their upcoming court appearance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator complains about Democrats withholding documents related to Kavanaugh hearing. That's the joke
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Wed September 12, 2018
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Florida man attacks neighbor with chainsaw over shrub dispute
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Can a prisoner be held for a few hours of processing after being acquitted?
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Sat September 08, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads no contest to charges after chasing his neighbor with a tractor while yelling "Run Fat Ass." With bonus video and crazy old coot mugshot
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Tue August 28, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Bust involving teeny-weeny orange bikini annnnd you already clicked the link
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man accused of serial dining-and-dashing, leaving dates to pay, faces multiple felonies, zero star ratings on both Tinder and Urban Spoon
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Thu August 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
OK: Putting your hand on woman's breast while conducting breast exam. Not OK: Putting your mouth on woman's breast while conducting breast exam. Jailarity ensues
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apprentice contestant claims in legal complaint that Trump thrust his genitals at her. But how could she tell?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson took the night off, leaving the deluded necktie to fill in, and it agreed with Alan Dershowitz that Cohen's campaign finance violations were "just like jaywalking"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office." -- Lindsey Graham
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Police in CT apprehended an area man who allegedly threatened to kill a woman over the phone. Did not say exactly how he planned to kill her through the phone lines however
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Mon August 20, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge issues order to keep Grand Theft Auto players from cheating
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Sun August 19, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Manafort trial jury members likely receiving death threats, says judge. He had "no idea this trial would stir up so much emotion". Judge should get out more
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(The News Enterprise)
 
 
 
Nude man arrested after standing along highway proclaiming to be a peace drinker and asking officers where to buy meth. Florida man nods in approval
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
The elderly mafia will be sure this guy sleeps with the fishes before Early Bird dinner
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Report: May-December romances don't survive when the 78-year-old girlfriend forgets to pay the damn DirecTV bill (with mugshot)
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
☑Kill Ed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge Ellis wonders why the hell Trump showed up at the Manafort trial this morning
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It would be so, so sad if Sinclair went out of business
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Wed August 15, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to make money with cryptocurrency 1. Have it stolen from you 2. ????? 3. Sue AT&T for causing the theft
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Filling your water cup at a soda fountain often doesn't result in a tazing, but at Arby's it does. Arby's trifecta complete
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Tue August 14, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tinder executives don't like who Tinder's parent company is hooking up with
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy now stands accused of combining the worst aspects of Adrian Peterson and Michael Vick
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