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Wed July 18, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mariia Butina had packed her things and getting ready to flee the country when she was arrested. You have to wonder how she knew the jig was up. It's almost as if someone with access to the case tipped her off
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gang of thieves don't think their cunning plan stealing of surveillance cameras and drugs all the way through, accidentally livestream robbery
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Former OSU wrestlers file suit in THE southern district of Ohio
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Repeated sexual misconduct on the job? That's a...promotin'
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Thu July 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tesla whistleblower to anyone who will listen- "Elon Musk is cutting corners, lying to investors and putting thousands of cars out there that are unfit for the road." Yeah, well, he's still got a cool mini-submarine
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Despicable Me
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Not all Republicans are Nazis. Some are just wife-beaters. Meet the GOP's candidate for the NC 4th. Bonus endorsement by convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza. Though, for reals, he might also be a Nazi
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Sat July 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Immigrant children say they were beaten, kept naked in cells and tied to chairs at Virginia detention center. But yeah, let's make sure the national panties stay wadded over the brutal incivility of Sarah not getting her pancakes
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And what's the deal with the statute of limitations?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Head of North American country accused of groping woman at event 18 yrs ago. He reportedly apologized by saying he would not have groped her if he had known she was a reporter. Surprisingly, it isn't that country, or that leader
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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Wed June 20, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman says she only had 3 drinks and doesn't remember proposing to her sober driver, stealing his car, or driving 80 with him clinging to the roof rack
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Judge to author: That's great, kid, but you don't get to trademark "cocky"
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Horse racetrack employee accused of going full Mongo on a horse
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Tue June 12, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
During a court hearing, Drummond handed (the prosecutor) an envelope purporting to be a letter. When the envelope was opened by (the prosecutor) in court, it was found to contain only fecal matter," according to the district attorney's office
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo
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Wed June 06, 2018
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
The case is heavy, but the evidence is concrete
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Tue May 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens (R) expected to announce resignation to spend more time with family, amateur photography hobby *UPDATE: It's official
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Woman accuses Uber of discriminatory "degrading conduct" towards women. Uber's defense is they treat everyone that way
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Mon May 21, 2018
(law and crime)
 
 
 
Fake news outlet The Onion publishes non-fake cease and desist order from Cohen from 2013, who for some reason thinks they are actual journalists
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man upset over noisy kids. Does he A: Yell at them to shut up? B: Call their parents? or C: Open fire on them with an AK-47? (With bonus 'I don't own a comb' mugshot goodness)
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Fri May 18, 2018
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out that "we're banning your AdSense account, keeping your money, and our robots aren't going to say why" isn't that great a business model anyway
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Court manager alters records of relative's traffic offense, also appears to have used a selfie for a mug shot
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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Wed May 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So, it looks like AT&T's payments to Cohen got them a direct meeting with Ajit Pai and another guy who also hates net neutrality
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man steals 55-inch TV from Walmart, then asks police at nearby precinct for ride home. Fifth time charged with shoplifting doesn't seem to be the charm
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Man barbecues. Fark: Meaning he set a hotel on fire. Ultra Fark: In order to barbecue alleged child molesters
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Central casting? Hi, we need a redneck guy caught speeding with a big bag of weed, he's got to be twenty but look 50. Anybody like that? Neck beard if you've got one
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Charlie Rose joins the 27 Club
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Top Italian museum director and Steven Tyler impersonator faces trial over gym visits
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels suing a competitor's "inferior" whiskey for trademark infringement. How it could possibly be inferior to Jack Daniels is unclear. Perhaps the skunk that pissed on the dead hobo hadn't finished its course of antibiotics?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Allison Mack story gets gets more weird. She allegedly married actress Nicki Clyne so she could stay in the country and cult
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
R. Kelly has managed to piss off his assistant, lawyer, and publicist
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly pissed to learn police are investigating new sexual misconduct complaints against him
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
City hall official, busted on suspicion of public indecency for taking out the garbage while nude, explains to police that putting on clothes bothered him
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stan Lee sues ex-manager for fraud, stealing his blood -- no, seriously
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Sun April 08, 2018
(inUth)
 
 
 
Train engineer forgets to set parking brake, what could possibly go wrong?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-Fanatics employee accused of stealing corporate secrets from them, leaving for a better company
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Thu April 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man who can afford a car, phone and ecstasy steals 113 lighters to make money. Then the squad car ramming, fleeing and driving backwards begins
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP)
 
 
 
Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Your kid won't get out of bed for church. Do you: (a) yell louder, (b) ground him, or (c) tase him?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
My mom used to get angry when I didn't do my homework but she never tried to cut my head off with a saw
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for fighting with human excrement. According to police, no cup was involved
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Wed March 28, 2018
(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
Restaurant in California fined $3000 because of: a) health code violations, b) safety violations, or c) allowing customers to dance inside the restaurant
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Tricycle rider and five others charged with beating up an innocent man because he took the rider's penis with N50 balance. This headline makes more sense than the article
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(Carlsbad Current Argus)
 
 
 
New Mexico State Police arrested five people for attempted kidnapping to collect a $5 drug debt
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