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Mon August 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the leading pick for the next British prime minister is... oh, for fark's sake
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Patrick Dempsey paid the head cheerleader to go out with him to make him popular. Obviously this was long before he became McDreamy
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Thu August 11, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's been a crazy season in the Yellowstone Dumbass League™, and going into the stretch the Bison seek to extend their lead
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former Teacher of the Year award winner pleads guilty to running an inmate educational program modeled after his school curriculum
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(IGN)
 
 
 
I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. (I am Groot)
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Record-breaking heat in the Northeast today may have as its cause several kilotons of hot air that came north after escaping from the mouths of Florida's GOP leaders who have their shorts in a twist about the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook enters Gilead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"You have been accused of torturing neighbors by constantly waking them up very early and not shutting up for the rest of the day. How do you plead?" "COCK-A-DOODLE-DO"
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Fri August 05, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's compare a Black man, a fascist, and a really old guy to see if there's any difference in how they announce the death of a terrorist leader to the nation
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for August 4 is 'brackish' as in: "Many viewers felt that the theme song to Space Ghost: Coast to Coast as played by the band leader was far too Brackish"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hungarian Leader VIktor Orban is a pariah in Europe due to his efforts to undermine democracy in his country and all Europe, his warm embrace of Putin and refusal to help Ukraine. He's expected to get standing ovations at CPAC TX conference, however
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Taliban are 'investigating' how al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri could possibly have been in Kabul, much in the same way that your dog is investigating how that poo got on the rug
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ayman al-Zawahiri was staying at a house owned by a Taliban leader who once wrote an op-ed in The New York Times so the election was stolen and Trump is emperor for life. Or something
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DDLJ - the iconic 90's Bollywood film that you never heard of - with Raj, the lead guy whose name is synonymous with romance for a generation of Indians, will now be a Broadway musical. With a white guy. We call him Rog now
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Horror author Stephen King testifies against $2bn Penguin merger, saying industry consolidation will be lead to lower pay for up and coming writers, and he hasn't written that story about the demonic penguin terrorizing a small town . . . yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG had the chance to kill Al Qaeda's leader -- but didn't, because no one thought to give him a big, simple, colorful picture of al-Zawahiri with "BAD GUY" scrawled under it in crayon
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today in Web3: DeFi bridge vulnerability leads to a horde of attackers draining $190M by simply copying & pasting text. Presenting the first decentralized robbery
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(We ain't Lion)
 
 
 
With Josh McDaniels now in Las Vegas, Matt Patricia ready to lead the Patriots offense
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gritty leading Jersey Man by 11
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since there are no signs of an explosion at the Kabul house where the US took out Al_Qaeda leader Al-Zawahiri with a drone strike, it seems as if the US used "The Flying Ginzu" variation of the Hellfire missile, which is as terrifying as it sounds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is how an option to take out an international terrorist leader is presented to a President, and how a President decides
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Mon August 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today we get to find out if a woman who voted to impeach our Lord and Savior, His High Holiness and Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, can survive the maelstrom of hatred, anger, misinformation, and paranoia known as a Republican primary
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Last remaining opponent in Wisconsin Democratic Senate primary drops out to support the leading Democrat. She hates Ron Johnson that much
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Abortion is up for vote next week in Kansas. But since Gilead likes it cloak-and-dagger, the text of the ballot question is deliberately confusing. Oh and it's on a primary ballot, not general election, to exploit lower turnout
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Gang of baseball bat-wielding Republicans thrash hapless Democrats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gilead Woman: Doctor, I don't want them to force me to have a baby. I would like to be sterilized. Gilead Doctor: Sorry, dear, but you're of childbearing age. No can do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alito, who for some reason looks like Steven Spielberg now, mocks all the foreign leaders who dared question his "legal" theories
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Washington waits for Senator Kyrsten Sinema's verdict on $740 billion reconciliation package. Joe Manchin and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer not including her in their secret talks probably won't help
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A series of events began on this day in 1816, which would lead to the creation of Fark's greatest tag
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks owner drops $12 million on his Senate primary campaign, then drops out to support the leading Democrat. He hates Ron Johnson that much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To celebrate Stargate SG-1's 25th anniversary today, co-creator Brad Wright and lead actor Richard Dean Anderson will have a livestream conversation at 5 pm EST
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lead singer for one hit wonder band upset at not being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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Tue July 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Moderator in Tory leadership debate collapses live on TV after realising she was the moderator in a Tory leadership debate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember how Coinbase Inc's lead counsel basically dared the SEC to say they were trading in securities? Well, that bluff has been called
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Why do networks air the Emmys, which their crappy shows never win any awards on? Just a guess, but maybe the answer is in the kind of "It worked in 1970 when I started out at the network" decision-making that leads to their crappy shows
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Mon July 25, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
There's a new surprise favourite in the Tory leadership race. Every circus needs one
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(Brooooo)
 
 
 
25% of the most insufferable bros you know will be bugging you for job leads soon, bro
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
Hero
 
Pssst. Wanna watch an 8-hour stream of LMSH leading his own Fellowship across the Lands In Between to fell its greatest villains? Of course you do
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sweden take on Belgium at the Leigh Sports Village to see who will face England in the Semi-Finals. Kickoff is at 3pm ET. This is your Women's Euro Discussion thread
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lead in New Zealand's kaka will be tough to wipe away
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Wed July 20, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How multilingualism can lead to confusion de traduction. Oh 他媽的 to heck
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(Popular Info)
 
 
 
This episode of Gilead Nightmare Dystopia brought to you by AT&T, CVS, Wells Fargo, Ford, Cigna, UnitedHealth, Deloitte, and T-Mobile
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Murdaugh pleads not guilty and claims to be too old for this shiat
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Blueberries recalled after finding out that they aren't as healthy as we were lead to believe
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Local officials around the nation are coming to the slow realization that maybe leaving lead water pipes in place until they actually start killing people isn't such a great idea because white people might be hurt by it, too
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
All roads lead to Rome, except for the new one in El-Sahel which just leads to accidents and confusion
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mission to land on Mars in three years announced. Difficulty: No government, no Elon. Spiffy: Credible people involved including the first SpaceX employee hired by Musk who was lead designer for Falcon 9's rocket engines
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Another sign that Trump may be losing his mojo, DeSantis is statistically tied with him for the Republican nomination in a key battleground state. Burn it down, Donny, burn it all down
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Prehistoric GOPer Chuck Grassley polls his lowest since 1980
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC/NYS leaders agree that the best way to pay for Penn Station redevelopment is to kick the can down the road for 80 years
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you had "three weeks" as the answer to "How long until the post-Roe U.S. will look like a Gileadean dystopia?" step forward and claim your prize
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Sat July 16, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Week 5 of the SRX series is back on the dirt tonight at I-55 Raceway in Missouri. Andretti on pole, Labonte leads the points, and the local ringer is an upcoming and talented dirt track racer named Ken Schrader. What year is this? 8pm ET on CBS
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(Chron)
 
 
 
In Gilead, doctors Under his Eye are refusing to treat complicated pregnancies
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Fri July 15, 2022
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Where you're reminded that the Bears are the winningest NFL franchise
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert (R-TX) : Birth control leads to abortion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Time for Tory leadership speeches. Here's every one of them in a 2 minute nutshell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Like putting the leader of the Brinks robbery in charge of the Brinks vault afterwards
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Thu July 14, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
It takes a Braverman than Suella to be Prime Minister, as they're knocked out of the Tory leadership contest
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Princess Diana Facebook group pleads with members to stop posting masturbation stories, turning group into a car crash (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
7-Eleven offers $100K reward for info leading to arrest in string of robberies, because revenge is a dish best served after rolling under heat lamps for days
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Reporter: Hot weather in Texas could lead to rolling power outages throughout the--
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Thom Hartmann is sorry that his Boomer generation didn't stop Reagan Republicans from engineering a Sweltering Nazi Gilead Kleptocracy and making you into debt-hobbled corporate serfs one infected pimple away from bankruptcy. Like, really sorry
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NY State candidate for Congress with a convicted sex offender on his payroll: "He did something sinful but otherwise has been a good man," Oh, he also said Hitler is "the kind of leader we need"
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Royals finally lead MLB in a statistic - number of players barred from entry into Canada
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Toomey says investments in private equity and crypto could lead to security in retirement, especially after being stonewalled from running salvage operations after alien attacks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
200 Congressional staffers prove that they've never met Congressional leadership
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Stormfront strikes DC, causing massive property damage and disrupting transfer of power. This is not a repeat from Jan. 6, 2021, but TFG's staffers plead the Fifth out of habit
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Okay, okay since you found the kid in my house I'll plead guilty to kidnapping but I'm going to continue to fight the charges in two other similar abduction cases in the same area on the same day by someone that looked just like me
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him." America kills the leader of ISIS for the 12,784th time. We've become exceedingly efficient at this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2122 years ago today, Julius Caesar was born. His legacy includes being the leader of Roman Empire, writing great poems, and bad haircuts in the 1990's
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Being that "assholiness" and "glorious leader" are already taken, Putin decides upon being called simply and most humbly "ruler". Boring story to the left, better job titles for Putin to the right
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Streamer Pluto TV says "Let's Make A Deal" for "Judge Judy", hopes "Wheel of Fortune" doesn't lead to bankruptcy, but are more than willing to wager it all on "Jeopardy"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1914, Babe Ruth made a major league debut, pitching seven strong innings to lead the Boston Red Sox over the Cleveland Indians and striking out rivals Snickers and Oh Henry
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In pleading guilty to a scam that ripped off the elderly, a "Real Housewives star makes the statement we'd really like all of Bravo's executives to make: "I knew this was wrong. I knew many people were harmed and I'm so sorry"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The gloves are off in the Tory leadership contest as accusations of spad shagging, tax dodging and S&M peccadilloes fly, all of which seems normal for Tories and should surprise nobody
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If it were up to the British public then the next Tory leader, romping home with 30%, would be None of the above closely followed by I don't know. The top choice, according to Tory party members, ruled himself out two days ago
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Sat July 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the SRX series heads to back to the Nashville Fairgrounds tonight. Newman is your points leader, Matt Kenseth and Josef Newgarden both make their SRX debut, Mikey is a beer baron, and PT plans to crash them all. Green flag 8pm ET on CBS
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Fri July 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
An insurrectionist, a genital biting zombie, an old fashioned racist, and a snake oil salesman. No its not the lead in to a bad joke, its your GOP primary for Michigan Governor
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Gilead
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
For you yanks that want to better understand why the UK is in leadership turmoil today, this bloke explains it swimmingly. It ain't a load of bollocks
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Save the cheerleader from a booze and opioids tailspin
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Wed July 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You may have forgotten about the remnants of the People's Convoy[sic], but the cops just arrested the current leader for his traffic-blocking shenanigans
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just weeks after surgery on his foot, dealing with an abdominal injury, countless nose pickings and removal of his underwear from his butt crack... Rafael Nadal moves on to the semi-final of Wimbledon
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Fetterman takes a huge risk and calls for an Assault Weapons Ban. That is leadership. That is taking a risk for the right reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Welp, it's the day after July 4th, time for CNN to check in on how the White House is doing. *checks in* Yep, disarray. Disarray everywhere. Stay tuned for Chris Cillizza's hot take on how this disarray could lead to greater disarray in the future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17-year-old former cheerleader and tennis player to lose leg after shark attack, which is also horrible even when you're not a former cheerleader and tennis player. Bonus: She punched the shark
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Biden administration is on pace to have 60 empty federal judgeships by the end of this year, which no doubt will only grow if McConnell becomes Senate leader again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While abortion bans will inflict a severe financial, medical, and social strain on red states, the upside is that their GQP leaders will be able to blame Blue State Progressives for all of it
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Sun July 03, 2022
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Another week another new pole sitter. Pato O'Ward has the pole with McLaughlin along side. Point leader Erickson starts 14th and 2nd in points Power is 21st. Forecast is sunny and warm. This is the Indycar Honda 200 at Mid-Ohio at 12:30pm EDT on NBC
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
New York declares war on Gilead
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leaping on to the leaderboard for "Understatement of the Year" NASA calls a rocket of unknown national origin that crashed into the moon earlier this year "highly unusual"
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Maybe they should train surveillance cameras on their speed cameras to prevent theft?
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Thu June 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Candace Parker became the first player in WNBA history to eclipse 6,000 points, 3,000 rebounds and 1,500 assists in a career
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
There's a new leader in the Philippines. More Bong, less shoes, all Marcos
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(Politico)
 
 
 
TFG not invited to speak at the Reagan Library "because he's a former president, and we're looking to hear from leading voices that haven't held that level of office." Suuuuuuure
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Putin's nipples get twisted after G7 leaders mock his topless horse riding display
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sue Bird became the WNBA's leader in career wins as a player with 324
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
IVF clinics in the United States of Gilead are in a panic as what are they supposed to do with all of their unused fertilized embryos they have sitting in the freezer since disposing them would be considered abortion now
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Warnock leads Walker by 10 pts at the half. Lots of game left, but I'd rather be Warnock here. Anyhow let's argue about how polls don't matter and how in GA *votes* probably don't matter either over in comment fight club
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, parents. Peacock has heard your pleas, and has agreed to bring back "Caillou" for a whole new season. What's that? Oh, you didn't plead for that? Well, they heard something
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Manipulating your stalk in the vegetable aisle will lead to charges
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(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Week 3 of tourist season finds the wildlife of Yellowstone NP with home field advantage and a 3-0 lead. Let's roll those highlights
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Tue June 28, 2022
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
"So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me"
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Kyrie Irving decides not to become free agent, explains why he heroically opted in to accept $36.9M from the Nets next season. "Normal people keep the world going, but those who dare to be different lead us into tomorrow"
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Mon June 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Daily consumption of Daily Harvest leads to daily mystery illnesses
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Post-Roe NPR poll: Dems surge to seven-point lead on generic ballot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a brief respite from its daily dose of "Democrats in disarray" to give make time for the all-important "Gilead is actually good for America" point of view
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bartender guy puts on leisure suit, makes '70s disco-era cocktails and ... HATES them. Cocaine, cigarettes and lead in the water made these tolerable, he proclaims
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
I'm ALL FOR eating entrails and "the nasty bits." But don't you HATE hipsters driving up the prices? So get in on this now, a surplus is coming up, soon. It's MFTD: Gilead edition
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Rodney Davis has vowed to lead the "investigation into the investigation" of Jan 6th if the GOP retakes Congress next year. One problem: he may not be there as he's fighting a tough primary against a Trump-endorsed challenger. Now that's comedy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 121 of WW3: Ukraine has to withdraw from Severodonetsk. Orcs gaining advantage in eastern Ukraine. EU leaders agree to grant Ukraine and Moldova candidate status for EU membership. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu June 23, 2022
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will we learn how badly Trump wanted to gut DOJ to ensure his coup worked? Will more Congresscritters get implicated in the sedition? Will you watch? This is the "I plead the fif" 1/6 Select Committee hearing. (2:45 PM ET start time)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN posts its review of the Obi Wan Kenobi finale, leading many to speculate on whether or not they were watching a different show from everyone else
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FOIA emails show Pence could lead the Navy to Greitens but he couldn't make them drink
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
All advances in communication technology lead to masturbation
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Red Bull F1 prospect decides to take the Kyle Larson career path
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hey we are up by 28 points. Our lead is safe, right?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having already demolished two fourth grade classrooms, Uvalde city leaders agree to finish the job
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New synthetic polymers could lead to greater crop yields for farmers while delaying the inevitability of Soylent Green
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former prosecutor says Ginny Thomas should just continually plead the 5th if called before the Jan 6th Committee because she potentially faces "a lot of criminal liability" in relation to the events of Jan 6th. Hopefully she knows a good lawyer
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Prescribing opiates after surgery just leads to Fonzie moping around on your couch whining about his knee. Most postoperative patients can be given over the counter analgesics for their pain
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As we coast into a new week and a lead-up to more hearings, it seems that there are more attempts to divert attention, including the disgusting Greitens ad. Hopefully tonight's MSNBC thread will keep things sane at 7PM EDT
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen picks up AirPods thinking they are hers. News: Police respond to mix-up by ticketing teen for theft. Fark: Teen refuses to plead guilty to something she didn't do. Double Fark: 2.5 years later and she's finally going to trial
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(Newstalk)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can lead to an early death? Exercise
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Sat June 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Read this article and you'll find out why gas stations no longer hire attendants but you'll also wonder why CNN doesn't hire editors. "...and lead to gas station attendant job loses, according to the stature"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
French, German and Italian leaders visit Ukraine. No word on who was in charge of cooking, engineering, or policing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Defense lawyers are warning that Roe's fall will lead to a huge spike in mass incarceration, as errant women are locked away in facilities where, presumably, they'll receive instruction in their proper role within society as the vessel for man's seed
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Caterpillar joins the list of companies chasing tax breaks all the way to the bottom - international HQ to relocate from Illinois to Texas
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Armenian women are leading the way in biotech, letting Putin know that former Soviet republics don't want (or need) his centralized wet dream
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Tue June 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A new poll in Texas published on Monday found that there is widespread support for new restrictions on gun purchases. But it also showed that Greg Abbott leads Beto O'Rourke by 19 points among likely voters
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Experts explain why high gas prices vary. "Because they can" conspicuously absent
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Massive explosion at LNG shipping terminal leads to instantaneous 17% spike in natural gas prices for Americans. Expect more explosions to follow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee sheriff's office issues warning to not pick up folded dollar bills because it might lead to a really good time
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Homeless man kidnaps girlfriend and cat. Girlfriend met him a month ago and had been living with him in his car. Snapchat messages lead police to where they are. Chase ensues. Then he calls 911 to complain that they are illegally chasing him. The aristocrats?
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Mon June 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
El Salvador's President moves to shut down the free press and imprison anyone opposed to his leadership. Then, there are these two brothers fighting against their oppressor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I plead basta, your honor
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The Missouri Democratic Floor Leader of the General Assembly describes a coordinated attack on the Missouri capitol the same time as the DC attack on 1/6. This was a coordinated attack on democracy, regardless of how red your state was
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey man pleads guilty to fleecing the rubes by selling disinfectant wipes that he falsely claimed could kill the coronavirus, a scheme that made him $2.7 million
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Teen who pleaded guilty to stabbing home nurse with sword looks exactly as you would expect
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The White Sox walked a hitter intentionally when they already had 1-2 count. You better believe the next batter was hitting one to the bleachers after that
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in misleading headlines: Russia rallies, achieves victory. Hint one - Sports Tab. Hint two - Ohio
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning pull a Snake Plissken, escape New York with the series lead? Or will the home fans need a cigarette after the Rangers Johnny Sex another home win? Anthem at 8:00PM ET.. Puck drops & penalties shortly after, hockey, let's do that
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
In what will certainly not lead to any bizarre conspiracy theories, wrong-sized ballots in one Montana county will delay primary results being announced
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Wed June 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Boston for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Can the Celtics take back the series lead? Or will the Golden State Warriors shock them on the road to go up 2-1? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on ABC. Celtic pride or a B.C. def-eat?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Conservative party remade itself in the image of a leader without conscience, integrity or values. So now what?" If the US is any guide, insurrection, book burning and arresting anyone who has a miscarriage
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
♫ This is the [road safety infrastructure] that makes you shake your rump. That makes your [vehicle] go ba-bump, ba-bump ♫. Violently, and dangerously go ba-bump, ba-bump
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Tue June 07, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Multiple lead changes, buckets of goals, OT; last night's Johnny Sex Cup game was great. Hopefully the Bolts & Rags can produce a tumultuous & terrific Tuesday as a decent followup. Tampa tries to tie it & NY seeks a stranglehold. Game on @ 8pm ET
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So you really gotta wonder why a bunch of fascists and white supremacists teaming up to lead a coup against the United States felt the need to have a documentarian following them, filming them, and compiling a body of evidence to use against them
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tom's Diner perp switches from knife to crossbow, before he can even argue cops fill him fulla lead doot doo doo doo doot doo doo doo doot doo doo doo doo doot do do doo doo
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL5) asks, no, pleads to TFG's better nature for another endorsement before upcoming primary runoff election
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Justice Department charges six members of The Proud Boys, including leader Enrique Tarrio, with seditious conspiracy
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(Peak a boo)
 
 
 
"Millennials are in the peak of their careers, having amassed decision-making power in management and senior leadership roles"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Large scale transit worker strike to hit London on Monday, but leadership tells citizens to not think the city is going down the Tube
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Sun June 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the NBA Finals is at 8:00 PM ET on ABC. Can Jayson Tatum and Marcus Smart lead the Celtics to another win? Or will Stephen Curry, Draymond Green, and the Warriors bounce back to even the series? Green and white or blue and gold?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stellantis pleads guilty in their Dieselgate scandal, will pay $300 million fine for selling Jeeps and Ram trucks with emissions defeat devices
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Do all roads lead to Rome? Yes, but you may need to change carts at Lugdunum
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New 'beam-steering' technology takes mobile communications and immunizations beyond 5G but will still eventually lead you to the Dark Tower
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Discovery of secret hole leads to discovery of prohibition era items
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A nasty fight is brewing in Utah county, Utah between the local county attorney who is running for re-election and the local sheriff who is accusing the attorney of leading a "ritualistic sex ring known for cannibalizing young children"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Pipp's sunglasses are missing and the Usual Suspects are dragged in. Not to throw any shade on this episode of My Little Pony - The Game is Ahoof, but there will be a lot of cultural references, so deal with it YEEEEEEAAAHHH
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Some billionaires snivel and hide out in bunkers when threatened. Others fund, train, and lead their own infantry battalion in order to get outside and kick some Russian ass
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(US News)
 
 
 
From the Bolsheviks to Putin: a history of Russian defaults. Of course we've had one leader declare bankruptcy at least six times himself, so maybe better red than orange
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Tue May 31, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
It's opening week of tourist season and the wildlife of Yellowstone NP jump out to an unsurprising 1-0 lead
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(Some Humid Guy)
 
 
 
Exposing your navel during the Xiaoman festival could lead to excess dampness, testing the outie limits of one's health
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(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Florida's political leaders are destroying the actual state as avidly as they're destroying the wellbeing of its non-wealthy, non-white citizens
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan has a chance to make the wrong kind of history with an NFL first. Well, another kind of NFL first besides blowing a 25-point Super Bowl lead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 97 of WW3: EU leaders agree to ban most Russian oil imports. Russian forces "focused on establishing control over...Severodonetsk..." Luhansk regional military denies Russians have captured Severodonetsk. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Eric Topol)
 
 
 
The bright side of the COVID pandemic? Creation of the mRNA vaccines may lead to vaccines for all types of cancers that target and kill mutated cancer cells in patients
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Mon May 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
NRA Board 54-1: Sure, Wayne may have bankrupted the org, while spending our money so lavishly on himself that he may lose our nonprofit charter and have to dissolve, and he may face criminal charges, but, let's give him another term as our leader
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Harold Varner was tied for the lead at -10, on the 12th hole on Sunday. He finished at even par. No, not on the day, for the tournament
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: blowing a 21-12 lead in the 4th quarter. News: blowing a 21-12 lead in the 9th inning. Fark: it's a double-elimination tournament, so game 2 starts in an hour
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
After a weekend off, Noise Factor returns at 10:30PM ET. Black Elephant leads the way into a show that ends up a lot like leftover stew. Key ingredients include Conan, Megadeth, Vista Chino, and more. A listener request in there too
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Fri May 27, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
After doing their best Leafs impression by blowing a 3 goal lead, the Nordiques look to finish off the Blues and finally make it past the 2nd round. Game on @ 8pm. Johnny Sex Cup says "More overtime, please." Subby says "Ferme la bouche, Bucci"
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention leaders release their secret [alleged] sexual abuser list.19 years, 700 entries, no consequences
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Guns now leading cause of death for children in US. Swimming pools inconsolable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's all give Oklahoma a big standing ovation for being the first official winner of the now-coveted "Most Like Gilead" award
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Tue May 24, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Warriors could pull off the sweep. The Mavericks want to keep their slim NBA Finals hopes alive. Will it be Golden State or Dallas in the Lone Star State? Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona is finally leading the nation in something other than anti-gubmint nutjobs, heatstroke, and immigrant deaths
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Can't decide which is dumber: Seth Green making a show with an NFT ape as the star or Seth Green falling prey to a phishing scam and no longer owning his lead actor
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(Pinterest)
 
 
 
Starting a week long liquid diet leading up to bariatric surgery next Wed. - pretty sure ice cream still tastes good. Would someone confirm, and if you've had any experience at either liquid diets or bariatric surgery, help? LGT my nightmare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson lies as well as he leads
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leading by one stroke and entering final hole of final round of PGA Championship, all Mito Pereira had to do was not double-bogey and the trophy was his. Mickelson unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a bank of all places would be leading the way in the right direction? What timeline is this?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Living with dogs (but not cats) as a toddler might protect against Crohn's disease. Surviving infancy with cats may lead to extreme bathing habits, narcissistic misanthropy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that one about the bold, plucky band of Libertarians who founded their own island nation and then got conquered by the King of Tonga leading a small army of prisoners and a brass band? Good times, good times
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Biologist has filled 59 pickup beds with toxic river garbage -- used tires, tarps, beer bottles, disposable diapers, lead fishing weights, McDonald's bags, et cetera. "The work depresses him"
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Biologist has filled 59 pickup beds with toxic river garbage -- used tires, tarps, beer bottles, disposable diapers, lead fishing weights, McDonald's bags, et cetera. "The work depresses him"
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
High school students design cheap filter for lead using 3D printing and basic chemistry. Reverse osmosis systems cost hundreds to thousands of dollars, while carbon block filters have to be replaced every few months, so this thing fills a niche
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Sat May 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The series goes to Boston for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals with the series tied 1-1. Can the Miami Heat pull away to go up 2-1? Or will Jayson Tatum and the Celtics win at home to lead the series? Find out at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, what's this? A conservative government leader is defeated at the ballot box, gracefully accepts the results, and resigns with dignity? What the hell's wrong with politics in Australia?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas attempted to push states into overturning Biden's win
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
39-year-old Diana Taurasi became the oldest WNBA player ever to score at least 30 points in a game
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leader of the Catholic Church meets God
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New documentary exploring how Elon Musk has largely failed to deal with the people he's maimed and killed in Teslas may lead to the single greatest mobilization of the Knights of the Musk Table in recent memory. RIDE, MEN. RIDE NOW
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Thu May 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Dear Supreme Leader has to put down his sabre for a bit, as Covid rises to almost 2 million now joining the NKHCC (North Korea Happy Camper Club). Wonder how they are going to get help? Get out your wallet here comes the science
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden to meet the leaders of Finland, Sweden on NATO expansion. But only one gets to ride shotgun in the T/A
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
What about false information leading to a crisis?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The interloper danced, waved and made weak attempts to cheerlead. He evaded a diving grab as he ran toward the pitcher's mound and then home plate, where he was eventually corralled at American Family Field"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores why all of America's leading conservatives have flocked to Hungary for their little pow-wow. Um, because they're good little fascists who need to get their marching orders from an established leader?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
That time the former KKK leader thanked Tucker Carlson for starting to spread the Great Replacement conspiracy theory
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Dark Reading)
 
 
 
We suggest you power down, smash it into tiny bits, and place it in a lead box
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Apparently there are lead warnings on candy now. Perhaps it's time to return to home grown, locally-sourced paint chips
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Victorian Plumbing predicts 'modest' growth in 2022 due to inflation affecting costs and prices of chamberpots, lead pipes, and stone troughs
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Fetterman is leading, Cawthorn is not. How about a Primary thread?
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(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
Cubs leadoff hitter blasts grand slam. Degree of difficulty: In the first inning
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida man with temporary tags from Texas pumps gas into the bed of a pickup truck, leading to arrest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Flynn, who pleaded guilty twice, before being pardoned by Trump, is suing the DOJ for $50 million for "malicious prosecution"
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bernard Bigot, French scientist leading nuclear fusion project ITER, dies at 72. Funeral expected to be no more than twenty years from now
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You posted a manifesto online declaring your intent to commit the murders, were seen by hundreds of people in the store shooting these people AND you livestreamed yourself during the whole attack. How do you plead? "Not guilty, your honor"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 81 of WW3. NATO leaders meet to figure out how much bigger and stronger they'll become, Ukraine wins Eurovision, the GOP stages a photo op, and a looming grain shortage could affect the entire region. It's your Sunday Ukraine War discussion
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Sat May 14, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Goalie goal. Difficulty: playoffs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Kentucky Turtle leads a delegation of Senators breaking ranks with their party's leader, balls his fist up at his junior counterpart
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party needs new, younger leadership before it's too late
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Thu May 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Rejecting Islam is like rejecting Hitler or Stalin. Accepting homosexuality leads to accepting incest and pedophilia. Vote for me for Governor of PA"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rand Paul single-handedly blocks Ukraine aid despite pleas from both party leaders because inflation or something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays lose no-hitter, lead, pitcher, coach, their underpants and their entire stock portfolio in one fateful inning vs. New York Yankees
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Wed May 11, 2022
(BookRiot)
 
 
 
Gileadho school district bans "The Handmaid's Tale" and 23 other books from its libraries
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Tue May 10, 2022
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
FOX Sports learned its lesson after years of complaints about their Buck-Aikman pairing, chooses universally loved and respected man to fill role of lead analyst for NFL games in the near future. OK, not-so-near future. Within the decade, perhaps
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Modern tales from Gilead
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who needs prom queens and cheerleaders?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know how gun sales spike after every mass shooting, as people try to hoard guns in case the tragedy leads to new restrictions? It's like that, but with abortion pills
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Sat May 07, 2022
(The Gamer)
 
 
 
Tennessee has taken the lead in the race to the bottom. Stay tuned to see how other states try to top them
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Phillies' fans react to the team losing after blowing a 7-1 lead in the 9th to the Mets in their usual calm manner
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Just some scenarios that we may have play out in a post-Roe world, most of them leading to civil war
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Putin's £570m superyacht prepares to set sail from Italy despite sanctions probe. Apparently world leaders have decided this one is off limits (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hey, baseball unwritten rules fans, this is what can happen when you stop playing hard when leading by six
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
After spending 500 days in the shelter, unlucky Liam becomes lucky Liam when the Humane Society Pet Rescue & Adoption Center in Gadsden posted a Tik Tok about him on their page, leading to him being adopted just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
"My partner's employer is trying to force us to move to Gilead. We don't want to because of the oppressive regime. Their solution is to fly anyone who needs an abortion out of state. Wat do?" (#2 at the link)
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Amazon to offer $4000 travel reimbursement for getting reproductive or transition care for workers trapped in Gilead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scrapping Roe v. Wade will simply be one more step of many for the United States in its quest to abandon the moniker "Leader of the Free World" in favor of a new one: "Regressive Third World Theocracy"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League semi-finals Leg 2: Liverpool take a two goal agg. lead to Villarreal. Can the Spanish side make home field advantage count? Will Liverpool continue its quest for a quadruple? 3:00 pm ET on Univision/ Paramount +
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, we're only about a month away from America actually becoming Gilead for real. But let's focus on the important question: Have we hit peak TV?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys' leaders have 1/6 trials coming up, and they want bigscreen TV's and fast computers in their cells to review video evidence their lawyers have already reviewed. As the Constitution requires
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bye-bye, Roe decision. Hello, Gilead
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer Lydia Ko, on finishing 2 strokes off the lead, due to a sore back. "It's that time of the month, I know the ladies watching are probably like, yeah, I got you"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin on Monday and the series are Bruins-Hurricanes (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), Lightning-Leafs (7:30 PM on ESPN2), Blues-Wild (9:30 PM on ESPN), and Kings-Oilers (10:00 PM on ESPN2). Let's get ready to rumble
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Known to be toxic for a century, lead still poisons thousands of Midwestern kids". Which explains A LOT about Missouri these days, actually
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republicans went from a 10 point lead in the generic congressional ballot to a 1 point deficit. This obviously means that the GOP needs to turn the crazy up to 11. Do it
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Lead video game voice actor doesn't get why people say cancer is hard to beat; he's already on Stage 4
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
QB taken in third round places odds he will lead Falcons to a Super Bowl title at around 28-to-3
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches ready: Not only does Dear Leader Trump only allow subject himself to interviews with friendly reporters, by they tell his staff what the questions will be ahead of time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP takes lead in generic Congressional ballot for 2022 elections
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Getting in on the hot trend of electric mail, California leads current charge to electrify USPS truck fleet. Lawsuits filed to stop purchase of gas guzzlers, may go as far as circuit
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Thu April 28, 2022
(University of Exeter)
 
 
 
Farking leads to unemployment
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Giving drivers a reason to look up from their phones and out the window, or even the windshield, leads to fewer dead pedestrians
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Tue April 26, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
China erects 'COVID cages' in Shanghai as new cases emerge, leading infectious disease experts to wonder if they'll work better than the previous Ebola Boxes, Cholera Kennels, or Lyme Disease Coops
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a penguin job, you're probably better off as a Lead Penguin and Tour Keeper than as an Associate Technical Designer Penguin, but it's Penguin Erectors who make the real bucks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And here we have the texts from a leading on air "talent" for a national "news" network to the White House Chief of Staff ON Election Day asking for instruction about how he should use his airtime to ensure the victory of the incumbent
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you had "error by 9 time Gold Glove winner Nolan Arenado leads to blown save against the Mets" on your bet list, come claim your prize
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Mon April 25, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1983, Soviet leader Yuri Andropov wrote a letter to U.S. fifth-grader Samantha Smith, claiming that the Soviet Union wanted peace, understanding, and possibly to steal her washing machine and toilet
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine's planning to build a spaceport to become a leader in the industry. Or a zipline from one end of the flat earth to the other. Because that's The Maine Way
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games on Sunday, all Game 4s. We start at 1:30 PM ET with Bucks-Bulls, then Warriors-Nuggets at 3:30 PM, those two on ABC. On TNT we have Heat-Hawks at 7:00 PM, and Suns-Pelicans at 9:30 PM. All are 2-1 series lead except for the Warriors
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bojo's days are numbered as top Tory MPs are beginning to realise that having a clown for leader can be a liability
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Sat April 23, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
FAFO was the third leading cause of death in the US in 2021
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Do you mean to imply that not checking to see whether unemployment applications are fraudulent leads to an increase in unemployment fraud?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Poker News)
 
 
 
All time poker money leader accused of running a massive cheating operation
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Ghostbuster busted. Man in ghostbuster-like getup leads police in a chase through four counties in California before bolting on foot
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Insane overtime game winner by Joel Embiid takes Sixers to 3-0 series lead over the Raptors
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious tag explodes in a massive supernova: "Leader of effort to fund Trump's border wall pleads guilty to fraud"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three NBA playoff games, all are from the West. Can the Wolves take the series lead against the Grizzlies 7:30 PM ET on TNT)? Can the Mavericks silence the Jazz (9:00 PM on NBA TV)? Can the Warriors go up 3-0 on the Nuggets (10:00 PM on TNT)? Hooray
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Africa's ban on alcohol (to prevent farkers from farking around during Covid) has led to yeast shortage, leading to limited production of Marmite
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Wed April 20, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Shooting suspect's rosary leads police to nail a man named Jesus. He is Imprisoned
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
How will Cocaine Mitch McConnell survive as Senate GOP leader? Let's count the 141 million ways
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do GOP voters result in weak environmental regulations, or vice versa? The world may never know
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Sun April 17, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nobody expected that the Inquisition will lead to the vacuum pump and electricity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer the first EU leader to meet with Putin since the war began reports that, sadly Pooty has gotten high on his own supply, and seems to believe all his pre-war propaganda about Ukraine...and thinks he's WINNING this war
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Pitcher strikes out the side. 2022: On eight pitches
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(Independent)
 
 
 
He was the very model of a Russian Major General, leading orcs in Putin's wars however vile or criminal; he was sent to make a show of brutish Russian firepower, farked around and now he's found a-pushing up a sunflower
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