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Thu July 29, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick, 91, is probably wishing God had seen fit to call him home just a little bit earlier right now
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Remember when Turkish President Erdogan's bodyguards attacked a crowd of demonstrators in Washington DC? That thing Trump did and said absolutely NOTHING about? A federal judge has just said Turkey is NOT immune to lawsuits over the incident
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former cop - now inmate - posted that "violence" is better than "peaceful protest" and bought 37 guns. Possibly in a row
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Allowing a pyromaniac nine year old roam a supermarket unsupervised. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to Kill Dr. Fauci and sew his face onto a rat? This guy has
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Tue July 27, 2021
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Is this Breaking Bad meets Golden Girls?" Dublin pensioner acquitted of possession with intent to sell when her cannabis plants grew too big. Tag is for the old lady, her defending lawyer and the judge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coward shoots woman, feared for his life because she A: Pointed a gun at him? B: Tried to beat him with bat? or C: Stole his Nazi flag?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coward shoots woman, feared for his life because she A: Pointed a gun at him? B: Tried to beat him with bat? or C: Stole his Nazi flag?
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Before rebranding your baseball team you should see if there is already a Cleveland Guardians sports team
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Before rebranding your baseball team you should see if there is already a Cleveland Guardians sports team
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Mon July 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German police search man's basement, find pistols, assault rifles, antiaircraft cannon, a torpedo, and a WWII Nazi tank. Add some beer and that's a typical Florida weekend at the range
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deflating a few footballs? History's greatest monster. Trying to force yourself onto 23 different massage therapists? Ehh...we'll be quiet and hope the best for his trade value
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Life gives Jackie Mason the finger
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Guess which state this headline is from: "Proposed bill could make cell phone video of police illegal in some cases"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When even Alan Dershowitz won't take your case, you should really just let it go
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When even Alan Dershowitz won't take your case, you should really just let it go
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist pleads guilty. The one who filmed Ashli Babbit shove her way to the front to crawl through the window and get shot
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt prepares to contact his lawyer
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
File a fake election suit, win a real bar complaint: Texas edition
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
FYI the phrases "Get Nailed", "Get Bent", "Get Hammered", and "Got Wood?" are all registered trademarks and why is there a lawyer at Subby's door?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Five "sovereign citizens" move into woman's mansion and claim it as their own, and they seem to be the worst of the worst, including a multiple sex offender, a fake lawyer, and a licensed dentist
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
St. Louis just royally farked up a couple dozen homicide prosecutions, but not to worry - it's not a big murder town, according to city spokesman Ian Faith
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ticket camera company leaders promise gold mine of revenue, forgetting to tell investors that people can throw their tickets in the trash with no consequence
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly doesn't want anyone discussing his falafel preferences
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' mom forced her to end marriage to Jason Alexander, ruining Seinfeld in the process
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The lawyers for the men charged with plotting to kidnap Gov. Whitmer seem to be going with a strategy of blaming the FOUR FBI informants embedded in the group with coming up with the kidnap plot and goading the rest of them into carrying it out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Those of you worrying about buying your Tiffany rings from Costco can breathe a little easier now. And don't forget to grab a rotisserie chicken and a 3 gal vat of mayo for dinner
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A bunch of Trump supporters want to ban the fake Covid vaccine. They're all wearing white coats so you know that means we should listen to them
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today in Really Not Helping: FBI agent leading the Whitmer kidnap investigation faces up to 10 years in prison on a domestic violence rap
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fake power company workers steal $25K of Florida woman's jewelry, which is why it's best to use real power companies, or even better, real ultimate power companies which are run by ninjas
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
First Jan. 6 rioter to be sentenced for a felony is from guess where?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jameela shows video of herself She-Hulking up
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Sat July 17, 2021
(BET)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby demands compensation for time spent behind bars
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Calamari, subby prefers Linguine
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz, Jeff Epstein and El Chapo walk in to a member of the bar
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The behavior and likely court-based sanction of Big Lie lawyers will force the profession "to confront itself and make decisions about who we want to be, ... which may be uncomfortable", says lawyer who apparently has never met other lawyers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The behavior and likely court-based sanction of Big Lie lawyers will force the profession "to confront itself and make decisions about who we want to be, ... which may be uncomfortable", says lawyer who apparently has never met other lawyers
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Anarchy in the Sex Pistols' united kingdom
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Court overturns FDA ban on electric shock treatment at Massachusetts school
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Thu July 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney now wants to press charges against her daddy. Wait - perhaps we should go with umm, "father"
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Wed July 14, 2021
(E! Online)
 
 
 
As Fark keeps plowing straight towards the year 2000, Britney is allowed to choose her own attorney
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lego: "Nope. Not even a little bit"
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
More evidence that crime does pay
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(Shocking)
 
 
 
Unannounced cop provides unannounced tasing
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(Shocking)
 
 
 
Unannounced cop provides unannounced tasing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ken Starr, hero to pedophilic sex traffickers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ken Starr, hero to pedophilic sex traffickers
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ACLU, along with 25 civil and disability organizations, has filed an amicus brief in support of Britney Spears' wish to choose her own attorney, which is prohibited by the conservatorship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ACLU, along with 25 civil and disability organizations, has filed an amicus brief in support of Britney Spears' wish to choose her own attorney, which is prohibited by the conservatorship
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Governor of California has such awesome lawyers that they forgot to list his party affiliation when contesting the recall: judge rules Newsom cannot have "Democrat" on the ballot with his name
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Today's masterful performance by the Kraken crew-just the opening show of a North American tour
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Lawyers from the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms, who are representing a group of churches fighting lockdowns, hired a private investigator to follow the judge to his home and cottage to try and catch him breaking COVID restrictions
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Lawyers from the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms, who are representing a group of churches fighting lockdowns, hired a private investigator to follow the judge to his home and cottage to try and catch him breaking COVID restrictions
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Despicable white power minion in for some gru-eling questions from lawyers for making a gru-some hand signal
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Only the best lawyers start to turn on each other
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
86-year-old janitor who spent 20 years as political prisoner in Cuban prison takes his termination after 31 years with grace, if by grace you mean recreate that scene from "Scarface" after the Diaz Brothers hit goes awry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
86-year-old janitor who spent 20 years as political prisoner in Cuban prison takes his termination after 31 years with grace, if by grace you mean recreate that scene from "Scarface" after the Diaz Brothers hit goes awry
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's the damndest thing but now that it has reached the "Sanctions" stage, none of the six lawyers involved in the "Kraken" lawsuit in Michigan, including Sidney Powell, and Lin Wood, apparently wrote the initial complaint, or barely even read it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's the damndest thing but now that it has reached the "Sanctions" stage, none of the six lawyers involved in the "Kraken" lawsuit in Michigan, including Sidney Powell, and Lin Wood, apparently wrote the initial complaint, or barely even read it
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Why would a Sovereign Citizen care who was president? BTW if you are in court and God, who is all powerful, didn't stop your appearance God must want you in court. To clarify God thinks you're a jerk too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the Dotard's lawyers play stupid games, or throw themselves at the mercy of the court? This is your Kraken Krew sanctions hearing, live now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The lawyers hijacked the Fox News chyron temporarily
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite cake?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It must be nice to be able to have your lawyer work out the details of your arrest instead of having the cops just show up with a warrant at your job or your house at 5:00 am
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you are the last Kraken witness who claimed your years in the intelligence community make you an expert on how the Democrats 'stole' the election, you need to get ready to be exposed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you are the last Kraken witness who claimed your years in the intelligence community make you an expert on how the Democrats 'stole' the election, you need to get ready to be exposed
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Bull gives you wings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Lil Baby gets spanked
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Lil Baby gets spanked
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Thu July 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti to just do it in prison for 2.5 years
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Greta's husband is one of Trump's class action law suit lawyers. No not the good Greta, she's not from Alabama so she doesn't have a husband. The evil Greta if you will
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hair dye melts steel beams
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Othello, the Moor of menace
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Lawyer made to remove bra. "It is not good enough in any shape or form"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know your lawsuit is legit when it is signed by a lawyer whose e-mail address ends in @aol.com
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Fox News mocked for complaining that Captain America has become a woke antifa supersoldier when he's really just more of an unfrozen caveman lawyer type
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Two church clergy in India were arrested for refusing to preach a lie
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The Moors get sidetracked on their way to Madrid, wind up in a Boston courthouse, complaining the courts have no standing
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump stiffs Giuliani
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Well, that explains why my lawn was always cut so fast
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the Trump Org. be charged with some of the crimes, or all of the crimes? This is your Trump Org. indictment unsealing discussion thread. Ceremonies to begin around 2pm EST
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the Trump Org. be charged with some of the crimes, or all of the crimes? This is your Trump Org. indictment unsealing discussion thread. Ceremonies to begin around 2pm EST
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Judge to Britney Spears: No freedom for you
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good" "You just dont understand football, Marge"
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out Cosby spoke freely about drugging and raping women after the first case was closed, and that testimony can't be used against him. Up next: O.J. Simpson's upcoming new book "I did it" expected to top US bestseller lists
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(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
No, no - we said free BRITNEY
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Tue June 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz is suddenly very concerned that lawyers can be disbarred for knowingly making false statements
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone urges Trump to ditch his "weak-kneed" lawyers and hire one tough attorney to fight the potential charges against him. Difficulty: good attorneys like to get paid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that marijuana is just a plant and you have the right to grow it at home
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian anti-lockdown anti-masker anti-vaxxer celebrity finally gets his day in Zoom Chaos Court, only to be shot down in flames for his lawyer's failure to file paperwork properly
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California developers fined over $300,000 after digging up dozens of Joshua trees to make way for million dollar homes, otherwise known as the cost of doing business
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's see: be credibly accused of sexual assault, sue 100 people for defamation. Brilliant
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk is a special kind of stupid
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Fri June 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dominion Voting Systems explains Sydney and Rudy's motivations in the Big Lie: free drinks
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
...and the lawsuits begin
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Former police officer Derek Chauvin set to be sentenced for the murder of George Floyd at 2:30 PM ET. What's the under/over on the number of years. Subby sets the line at 9 years
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio lawmakers: How do we deal with people recording police brutality? How about we make it illegal to record the police? Brilliant
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The courts are generally OK with it if you just decide you don't have to show up to a hearing right?
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Irish couple lose High Court appeal over their repossessed home. Maybe not making a mortgage payment since late 2007 might be the reason
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Britney Spears: Leave me alone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
IT'S HAPPENING: Capitol rioters are finally getting sentenced. First in line is a 49 year-old grandmother...aaaaand she only gets probation, community service and a $500 fine
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"We just learned a ton about Britney Spears' conservatorship." NPR takes the hit so you don't have to
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia counties recover legal fees from Trump's frivolous lawsuits. Still no punishments for the plaintiff or his lawyers for filing patently bullshiat lawsuits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas wants to protect parents from "false" claims of child abuse, because apparently that's a problem there
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
What kind of valuable information can the Trump Organization COO offer?
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Mon June 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Calamari may be fried
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Though not likely to have any impact on their sentencing, a court-appointed lawyer for the insurrectionists is teaching some of her clients history. Some of the defendants are having their eyes opened
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Homeowner fortifies mailbox. What's the worst that could happen?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers can't find jobs
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ken Paxton once returned a $1000 pen to another lawyer...after he got caught with it
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Sun June 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Far-right Belgian extremist who was threatening doctors fighting Covid-19 may have followed his leader
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Memo to Logan Paul: Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
No go car show, Bigo
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Thu June 17, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Snapchat announces that it is removing its "speed filter," which posts the speed at which the user is traveling, on news that Snapchat users are idiots
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Wed June 16, 2021
(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
There are things you shouldn't put inside a pneumatic tube at a bank drive-thru, and this is definitely one of them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At least the Cheddar Bay Biscuits are sustainable
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newly released emails show the reaction of senior DOJ officials to calls from White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows to investigate accusations from an election conspiracy theorist. They also highlight the national need for a "wanking motion" emoji
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Jesus and Mary Chain suing Warner Music Group for refusing to give up the band's back catalogue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New emails from Trump White House detail how his entire senior staff were working to overturn the election. DONNA!
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Or a paralegal to a divorce. Or a dildo to a furry convention
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Sun June 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
One would think people who work in the medical profession would be a little bit smarter about vaccines. One would obviously be wrong, sadly
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Fri June 11, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle's NHL hockey team changes arena restaurant's name after legal overtures from U-District's 'Kraken' punk dive bar; "we had some people who wanted to make the bar a hockey bar, and that's certainly not what we want"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to throw out a few rotten eggs after your cooling unit malfunctions. Worse: You're a fertility clinic
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Lin Wood: "Go be crazy somewhere else"
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Plaintiff's lawyer discovers that the judge isn't stupid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the proudest boys has some issues
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri governor says being wrongfully convicted is no reason for a prisoner to jump to the head of the line when there are so many worthy campaign contributors waiting for pardons
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
RCMP broke the law by using Clearview AI facial recognition tools to collect personal data, stream their favourite movies and tv series
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(The Week)
 
 
 
R. Kelly tells his lawyers to piss off
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's impeachment lawyers are now defending the terrorists he dispatched to the Capitol
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Tue June 08, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I don't think that's how Braille works
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just wait until they find out how much lawyers charge (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Expect students to take notes on a criminal conspiracy if you name it Operation Hall Pass
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Sun June 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Covid scientist is being hunted by an AWOL Army sniper
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
PA Judicial Discipline Commission said a judge's actions were the "most egregious case of rude demeanor, failure to timely proceed, and imperious action it has seen," so she has to say sorry to the people she wrongly jailed and take six months off
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer doesn't read contract. Lawyer's family now needs to find a new place to live. Hopefully she also finds a new line of work
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The law firm that filed Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's countersuit against Dominion withdraws from the case one day after filing it... and fires the lawyer who filed it
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Fri June 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach: let them eat pork. School board: how about no? And how about "you're fired?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks, mo excuses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Mike Lindell's lawyers said Dominion and Smartmatic's 'conspiracy' against him is set to cost the MyPillow CEO more than $2 billion"
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Last known letter sent before Amelia Earhart's disappearance found by California man. 'Send Lawyers, guns and money'
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Let's not call them Karens. That slurs a wide-ranging group of people. Let's find a more objective way to describe the women kicked out of the pool --- bigots. Bigots who have since paid a lawyer to say gay kissing is sexual intercourse
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Thu June 03, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
F. Lee Bailey falls off the bench at 87
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo is the smarter, liberal version of Trump, at least when it comes to sticking it to the taxpayers to pay for the consequences of their actions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feel free to remove that "Do not remove under plenty of law" tag from your laptop
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
You'd think a lawyer would be smart enough to not admit his client committed crimes before he became president, but then again, we're talking about Rudy Giuliani
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer has a promising career ahead of him in satire/fiction writing
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Elvin Hunter arrested for trying to join ISIS. Man, this new World of Warcraft expansion is dark
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My sisters - one of whom was a Fortune 500 VP - emptied my mother's house and told me to take what was left. Is dividing by zero is one of those fancy corporate lawyer tax things?
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Special master appointed for special bastard
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's "being unprepared for the end boss", and then there's "admitting to running a for-profit ROM site while representing yourself against Nintendo lawyers"
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sergey Lavrov is so very concerned that the insurrectionists arrested so far are being mistreated
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Sat May 29, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Man spends 29 years in prison for murder. NEWS: Freed after it is revealed he is innocent. FARK: He couldn't be freed years earlier because appeals must be within 60 days of new evidence that the state held from him for 4 years
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(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Private prison corporation CoreCivic makes profit by keeping man who hadn't had a court appearance or seen a lawyer in solitary for nearly a year, refusing to contact court and neglecting to tell U.S. Marshals that they'd forgotten about him
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy is not above the law
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy is not above the law
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Thu May 27, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Neighbors take issue of speeding traffic into their own hands, build their own speed bump. Fark GED lawyers assemble
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Newly minted lawyer accomplishes her dream career at the age of 41. Subby's still sitting in PJs wondering where the year went
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The television producer behind "Dr. Phil" is a rabid anti-vaxxer and behind some of the biggest movements against them and vaccine mandates
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Let's type "Chinese Wuhan virus emergency" where it should say "coronavirus emergency" on these eviction notices and see if anyone notices. Since you're reading this here, well... you know
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian announces she failed "baby bar." Kids that young aren't allowed to drink, anyway
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I am immune for anything I did as president, forever, and that makes me king, see?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I am immune for anything I did as president, forever, and that makes me king, see?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"I might get in a lot of shiat" said a uniformed soldier who urged others to defy orders and not help with the vaccine roll out. The mutiny charge would indicate he was correct
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because no one will believe she's an attorney, right?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Here's a thought: maybe don't post pictures of yourself pumping iron when you're receiving disability insurance
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, it's Calliope's family, including a lion taming accountant, alien twins and a lawyer named after a box of soap flakes, but we all know you're only interested in that damn tiger
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian police find trove of diamonds and gems from 2018 World Cup heist, admitting it was a multi-faceted operation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Trump campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis now works for toxoplasmosis. So failing up?
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In which the Trump buddy charged with taking millions from Malaysia to derail a DOJ investigation into a corrupt bank linked to the country's PM, has to replace his lawyer, because the lawyer is being investigated for offering bribes for pardons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Rock suggests John Mulaney use his ex-wife's divorce lawyer because "He'll get you your money"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
German safety firm held liable over French breast implant scandal that affected mostly Latin American women reaffirming our global responsibility for the boobies
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' family is exactly as clever as you'd expect the people that produced him to be, and apparently didn't realize if you sue someone for libel for claiming you employ undocumented workers, you ARE going to have to prove your workers are all legal
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' family is exactly as clever as you'd expect the people that produced him to be, and apparently didn't realize if you sue someone for libel for claiming you employ undocumented workers, you ARE going to have to prove your workers are all legal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seven plead not guilty in Bowling Green Massacre
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Wed May 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Anti-Health Act party didn't violate the Health Act, partygoers argue
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
NY AG: "We would like to join the suit against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman." .. Federal judge: "Please proceed"
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(Card Player)
 
 
 
The house doesn't always win
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Willfully withhold evidence to secure the wrongful conviction of two men that spent 14 years in jail? Well, mister DA that's a jailin- really? No? Well you're gonna get disbarr-? Fine, that's a voluntary surrender of your law license and a finger wag
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Willfully withhold evidence to secure the wrongful conviction of two men that spent 14 years in jail? Well, mister DA that's a jailin- really? No? Well you're gonna get disbarr-? Fine, that's a voluntary surrender of your law license and a finger wag
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Well-regulated militia member defends his right to drive drunk
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Friends, Romanians, Americanmen, lend me your lawyers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
T.I. failed to calculate the odds of him being investigated by the LAPD for sexual assault
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona woman accused of killing her two children with a cleaver, although officials refuse to speculate if it was Ward, June, Wally, or the Beaver
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Have a gender reveal party. Go to jail. It's the law
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani wants you to know that he is not the head of a drug cartel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy's lawyers lament the natural consequences of their client's behavior
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Giuliani says he has nine to eleven reasons to dispute the 'legality' of the DOJ investigation of his corrupt acts of treasonous activities with foreign agents before the court appoints a special master
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like the Comet Pizza basement was under Gaetz's friend Greenberg's house the whole time
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're awaiting trial for participating in the Capitol riot and you have a prior criminal record that prohibits you from owning a gun, maybe "illegally shooting a mountain lion" isn't the best weekend activity
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Possible ban on transferring personal data from EU to US would have devastating consequences for Facebook
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina gonna South Carolina
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
After she attempts "I'm white" defense, Real Estate Nazi's lawyer changes course, employs "DOJ is just trying to look busy" strategy for Jan. 6 charges
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia courts rule it's lawful to use force to resist an unlawful arrest. The Aristocrats, y'all
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Wed May 12, 2021
(North Wales Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman who runs a pizza van decides to use her business social media account to ask her followers to dress in KKK robes to counter a BLM protest. Followed by the decision to go with the good old "my account was hacked" excuse
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students for Trump founder will now have a chance to found Inmates for Trump
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: "Fortnite banana's nude body briefly becomes focus of Epic v Apple trial"
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because you didn't think you needed it, but here's the play-by-play of the Apple v. Epic court battle. Complete with lawyers trying to dryly explain Fortnite and third-person shooters
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Let's just state the obvious: faking your own death never works. Especially to avoid the consequences of your own actions
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Sun May 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney
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Sat May 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
If he can get $25 million from suckers the first time around, he shouldn't have any problem going back to the idiot well to get more money for his legal defense fund
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(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
"DWI Dude" lawyer sees what happens when you find a Colombian drug trafficker in the Alps
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Fri May 07, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hedge fund founder sentenced to prison over Neiman Marcus fraud. You mean people still fall for the cookie recipe hoax?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' attorney will need more than words to pay the court's sanctions against him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Joke is broke
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump screws Rudy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If the kaijus don't kill the Tokyo Olympics this petition might
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Known pervert and molester says he's too famous to flee and wants out on bail
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Amy Berman Jackson is quite tired of Bill Barr's DoJ lying about their previous lies to cover the lies they told about the Mueller investigation. Unfortunately, there appears to be no penalty for lying to the Court if you're a Justice lawyer
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "Good luck with that" desk: Some of Rudy Guiliani's allies are asking Trump and the GOP to help pay their legal bills for the defamation lawsuits they're now facing for promoting Trump's lies about election
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dominion to Judge: Look, your honor, if you don't squash this kraken now, you're going to have endless TV lawyers trying to destroy democracy
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN?
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(Newshant)
 
 
 
And why wouldn't perfectly legitimate businessmen have a cafe in the courthouse? Oh
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Thomas once went a decade without asking a question from the Supreme Court bench. Now he's about to complete a term in which he was an active participant in every single argument. That's a lot of coke cans
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Don Jr. is probably going to need more cocaine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former deputy admits to beating Black suspects for "sweet stress relief", dropping N-bombs, and wanting Blacks charged with felonies so they can't vote. But his lawyer says he "isn't a bigot or racist"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Zombie cat wants chicken instead of brains on Caturday
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Five words in the English language that should never be together in that order, regardless of how much eye bleach and free therapy you may have access to
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is cleansing the Justice Department of Cheeto dust
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Some Reasonable Guy)
 
 
 
"Unless you're an unvaccinated lawyer who loves dress codes, clubbing wolves and burning coal, this session was a bust," summarizes editorial of insane Montana state legislature's greatest accomplishments
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican legislators reportedly lawyered up for upcoming redistricting lawsuits. A judge found that interesting, as no redistricting has even happened yet, and voided the contracts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer, whose office was raided by the FBI, reacts to FBI raid on Trump's lawyer's office
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden's appointment to SEC Enforcement resigns 5 days into the job citing "potential conflicts of interest" with her past work. Ethical actions, in OUR government? What kind of madness is this?
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(AsiaOne)
 
Weeners
 
Are Chinese wives secretly feeding husbands impotency drugs to stop their cheating? "It took about two weeks after giving it to my husband for the drugs to take effect. My husband is now very good at home"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani blames Hunter Biden and his magic laptop for Rudy being an alleged traitor in connection with a criminal probe into his dealings in Ukraine
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Wed April 28, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Giuliani's son on the raid of his father's home: "If this can happen to the former president's lawyer, this can happen to any American." Why yes, that is how the farking law works
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Qrocidile Dundee is my new supervillain crossover
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Apparently, some teams are still interested in acquiring Deshaun Watson. He must really have the magic touch at quarterback
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
♫ Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle and Hobbes was fond of his dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed ♫
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
I don't remember bikini photo shoots when I went to law school, though there was that one woman who made a sex video in the library. She was stacked
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING, That's the Chief Justice's music. As GAWD as my witness, he's broken the former wrestler's lawsuits in half
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you have to ask
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Another day, another Bitcoin exchange goes poof with everyone's money
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In no real surprise to anyone, all those Voter Suppression laws from GOP dominated state legislatures have one single GOP "lawyer" behind them. Cleta Mitchell? Hmmm where have I heard that name before
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Cop appeals 20 year sentence. Judge: "Lol, you found out"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Apple is still fighting to keep you from owning what you bought from them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hialeah traffic cops fill their ticket quotas. By writing tickets on random plate numbers they see on the street
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Minnesota Lawyer Eric C. Nelson says he REALLY wishes his parents had named him Thor instead because right now he'd MUCH Rather be confused with a former NHL lineman than Eric J. Nelson, Chauvin's defense attorney
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla's top lawyer just grabbed a new ride
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"But we know that someone thought it was acceptable to appear in court with their clothes off getting an injection. And that says to me both 'Florida' and 'Man' better than almost anything"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate confirms former civil rights lawyer Vanita Gupta as Associate Attorney General 51-49
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Wed April 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Between the poisoning, prison camp, and denial of medical care, Alexi Navalny's supporters are starting to think Putin might want him dead
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
867-5309?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Crosscut)
 
 
 
WA State looking to make drugs illegal again, but not too illegal
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
A few years ago, CATO posted an interesting idea on curtailing police misconduct. Yes, that CATO
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If the Governor issues an order to the cops which the cops wantonly and flagrantly ignore, doesn't it suggest that the cops don't listen to the Governor? Doesn't it also raise the important question of just who the hell cops DO get their orders from?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bad: MN State Police arrest a CNN crew trying to cover the demonstrations over Daunte Wright's shooting. Much worse: The crew's Asian-American producer is thrown to the ground, zip-tied, and a trooper shouts "Do you speak English?" at her
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(AP News)
 
 
 
ABN AMRO pays multimillion fine in money laundering probe. Part of its sentence was the humiliation in admitting it will never be Deutsche Bank
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man sues Trump for $1 trillion. Dr. Evil nods in approval
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump appointee Michael Ellis, who was installed as NSA's top lawyer in the last days of his administration, resigned after being sidelined by Biden 3 months ago. Intel community and intelligent people breathe a sigh of relief
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that Trump lawyer that cited Lord of the Rings in a legal brief? Yeah, well he's back and representing the Oath Keepers. THEY SHALL NOT PASS. *Bangs gavel*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Chicago cop who fatally shot 13-year-old Adam Toledo said it was "amazing and disheartening" that "very few" people had asked how the officer was doing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Chicago cop who fatally shot 13-year-old Adam Toledo said it was "amazing and disheartening" that "very few" people had asked how the officer was doing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's destruction of the truth happens with a Lai
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's destruction of the truth happens with a Lai
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ man sues federal government to sell his organs. Subby would like to have his gall
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Tony LaRussa, who has a law degree, bet his catcher Zack Collins last night that if he and Carlos Rodon got a shutout, he'd give Collins his office. Rodon threw a no hitter, which LaRussa says nullified the bet. F*cking lawyers
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Apparently, Ivanka is now a mind-controlled tool of the deep state
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Co-president Manchin nominates fossil-fuel lawyer for Interior Dept. #2 official
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Wray: I hope there's a good lawyer board on 8kun, is all I'm saying
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former medical examiner testifies that Chauvin suffocating Floyd for almost 10 minutes had nothing to do with Floyd's death
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Oathkeepers: all that chatter about a "Quick Reaction Force" armed with "heavy weapons" to reinforce the group once they took the Capitol was just locker room talk. Prosecutors: Really? Then why did you cache weapons at a VA hotel?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "I didn't know her age - what was I supposed to do, cut off her leg and count the rings?" NARRATOR: "In reality, the victim used her birth year in her online username Vintage99"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The saga of the Jefferson Davis cemetery chair/toilet thickens as two people arrested in New Orleans insist it's a case of mistaken identity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Eye-gouging Capitol insurrectionist in shock at being treated the same in jail as those 'inner-city' criminals
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm hired by Matt Gaetz is exactly as competent as you would expect lawyers who agree to work for a guy who Venmo'ed money to a sex trafficker for illegal acts to be
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Instagram model threatens to blow up airplane after being told she needed to pay for her glass of wine
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
That sound you heard was Matt Gaetz opening the fifth of vodak he keeps in his desk drawer, right next to the bag of children's candy
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Oh my. Longtime lawyer for the Florida Election Commission arrested for child porn charges. Prior to the election commission, he worked for the Florida Department of Children and Families... naturally
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell: No reasonable person would believe that the conspiracy theories I presented in court were factual. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel: And yet you still presented them in court, and that's exactly why you should be sanctioned
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the 9th inning of the Derek Chauvin trial. So far bases are loaded, but walks have happened this late in the game with no consequences. Tune in 10AM ET for lawyerly talking
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wonder how many familiar names might pop up among the 2.7 MILLION pages of evidence revealed by prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ʎoq pnoɹd
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Public defender tells female employee her style of dress is causing inmates to masturbate. Employee says it's telling her to file a lawsuit
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
DeShaun Watson's lawyer: "we're not saying the Texans should have known Watson liked happy endings, but we're not *not* saying the Texans should have known Watson liked happy endings. Whose really at fault here?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without a license. His lawyer claims he didn't know you needed a license to drink Four Lokos in Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Happy Corruption Trial Day in Israel. Have fun, Bibi
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Rapper DMX remains on life support after suffering heart attack up in here. Up in here
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Journey band members amicably learn how to go their separate ways
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Real Water's "alkalized" products are causing genuine liver failure, while the company's plant manager and lead technician have absolutely taken a powder
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That ship that blocked the Suez is not out of the canal yet. Technically it is, but in a metaphorical sense it's wedged between lawyers and accountants
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gaetzgate is all about the Benjamins
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's lawyer argues the fact his client informed FBI about lizard people, mothman, bigfoot and antifa should buy him leniency in Jan. 6 conspiracy and insurrection
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Matt Gaetz saga is like an episode of "Scandal"... if that show were written by morons
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