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Mon February 06, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lead RNC Document: Sure, all of our baseless claims of stolen elections and endless litigation over them is destroying voter confidence in elections overall , and probably contributed to our losses in 2020 and '22, but let's dial it up to 11 anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hate Maryland Nazis
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly
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(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's advice: get a cashier's check
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV
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Fri February 03, 2023
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Holy shiat - and you thought TFG hired the worst lawyers. Santos lawyer convicted of gang killing in 2007. And FYI even though Santos has given interviews in Portuguese he does not understand Portuguese
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Holy shiat - and you thought TFG hired the worst lawyers. Santos lawyer convicted of gang killing in 2007. And FYI even though Santos has given interviews in Portuguese he does not understand Portuguese
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Residents living in luxury flats neighboring the Tate Modern extension have sued and won a case where they say the viewing platform that looks directly into their windows breaches their human rights and created a state of near constant surveillance
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Remember that cracker plant TFG visited in Pennsylvania? Well, it is creating jobs. For lawyers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS grants season 2 to "ratings success" lawyer drama you never realized had a season 1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just to prove they're unbiased, the FBI will now search the Pence home for classified materials
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dead dog bites congressman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
C'mon, people, if this were true he'd OBVIOUSLY be blubbering about persecution all over social media like a totally sane normal grownup
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' "
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations
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Mon January 30, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee says it will investigate the investigation into the investigation of TFG
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee says it will investigate the investigation into the investigation of TFG
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Will the media learn its lesson?" Russiagate version of no
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures rise as proud boys plan to subpoena TFG in their sedition trial
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Fri January 27, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Cro-Magnon brothers just released from prison charged with murder. Unfrozen caveman lawyer to represent them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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Thu January 26, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Auto workers replaced by robots: YAY FREE MARKET, Cashiers replaced by robots: YAY FREE MARKET, Lawyers replaced by robots: SOMEBODY JAIL THE ROBOT MAKERS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything
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Wed January 25, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
8 Arsenal fans arrested. It's not much but its a start
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enough with the edging
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enough with the edging
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" *crowd boos*
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You might be overmatched in Georgia, TFG..... "She had this corner office where people outside lined up, waiting for their turn. There were other great attorneys there but she was probably chief among equals in that department"
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What will happen when the AI calls for a bad ... court ... thingy?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What will happen when the AI calls for a bad ... court ... thingy?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court reaches the unsurprising conclusion that creating fake orders to drive up the price of a commodity IS a form of wire fraud
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama: Execute the convict. Even if he's innocent
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit: Fireball isn't whiskey. Everyone else: UHDUUUUHHHHH
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(The Root)
 
 
 
If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with?
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
That's a fast lawyer-up. And I bet she gets some business out of it
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro is addicted to forming evil drug companies, and the FTC is staging an intervention
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's lawyer deploys the TFG defense, says funding to take Tesla private really was secured - in Elon's mind
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
300,000 people were asked to share tiny habits that changed their lives the most, and most said 'no'
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Interviewer to Andrew Tate's lawyer: So what's with this Matrix stuff? Tate's lawyer: LOL, yeah... he's a moron
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Mon January 16, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Public defender with no ties to Russian oligarchy suspiciously falls from balcony in Mexico. International investigation underway
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ye's lawyers yeet
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump claims 'Radical Left Thugs' declared 'Open Season' on once-revered lawyers - like Giuliani. Technically, it's 'Open Season Total Landscaping'
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(Coin Gape)
 
 
 
SBF ordered associate to open up a $65B backdoor so he could reach in and pilfer customers' funds
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court: it's perfectly OK for teachers to go about wearing symbols of hate in the classroom
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stand Back and Blame Me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Usain's money has bolted
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If only we were all Steve Bannon's lawyers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At this point, this guy's own lawyer is probably insisting his client be jailed just to stop him from talking
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to Texas Court of Criminal Appeals: Whoa, whoa guys. Slow your roll there. We're all about stripping away basic rights and killing minorities, sure, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s
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(DW)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says that creators of Pegasus can be sued, so Perseus and Poseidon best lawyer up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1. Do not murder your wife. 2. If you do murder your wife, don't tell the police you took your kids for ice cream when you actually went and bought $450 in cleaning supplies and tarps. 3. Do not murder your wife
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first thing you do when you win the $1.1 billion mega millions is hire a lawyer
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
AMC paves over 61st Street
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Imposter who stole 1,000 unpublished works of authors pleads guilty. Stephen King just wants his last month's output back
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Fri January 06, 2023
(DW)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo fires VPee for incident on Air India flight
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Robot lawyer will defend human in court. No doubt to be prosecuted by Unfrozen Caveman lawyer
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Doing coke in a supermarket toilet, jumping in your car with three 16-year-olds, repeatedly driving past your ex while screaming abuse before flipping the vehicle with everyone inside then asking your ex for help? That's a busy day for a 19 year old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Based on leaked copies of the new Open Game License, Wizards of the Coast to unleash hordes of baatezu lawyers, feed D&D competitors to Tiamat
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Skynet is in your personality tests watching you applicate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some people attack the power grid because they're domestic terrorists who want to overthrow the government. But others, like these two Washington men, only do it so they can rob a local business. Small blessings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some people attack the power grid because they're domestic terrorists who want to overthrow the government. But others, like these two Washington men, only do it so they can rob a local business. Small blessings
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent'
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Bahamian Regulators seized $3.5 billion in FTX assets for 'safekeeping' You can be assured every last penny of that will be siphoned off in lawyer's fees over the next 10 years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas testified under oath that she and Clarence never discuss pending cases at home. No mention of whether they discuss pending cases in the car, or in a Burger King bathroom, for example
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
🎶Highway to the extradition zone🎶
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok'er who accused a University of Idaho professor of the murder of four students there based on her tarot card readings is convinced she can get the Jury on her side in the defamation suit. After all she's an INFLUENCER right?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They say the easiest way to drown is to try to save a drowning person, corollary
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When Gorsuch is the voice of reason (along with Jackson)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed law student Kim Kardashian said that when she visited the Trump WH to advocate for prison sentence reform she "didn't know half of what anyone was saying" because they were using "obscure "attorney lingo" like "Clemency" and "DOJ"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite their saying otherwise, the January 6 Committee's report is an inherently political document because the committee is made up of politicians, who are by definition political. Therefore, the only appropriate result is ANGH. I am smart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So they were charging before?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
FTX founder meets with author of "Big Short" and "Moneyball" as he pivots from Crypto Billionaire to "Please, give me a book deal"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Labor Secretary Eugene Scalia testified that Bill Barr advised him to resign after January 6th, but, "I thought that trying to work within the administration to steady the ship was likely to have greater value." Sadly, that ship had sailed
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
"If you wanna play unfrozen caveman lawyer on your YouTube channel, that's one thing"
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Katie Hobbs' attorneys seek sanctions against Kari Lake and her attorneys
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TFG may have committed crimes, but Santa is innocent
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Sat December 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TikToker who used Tarot cards to accuse a professor of murder learns the definition of defamation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Murder (okay, manslaughter) pays
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Do you think Rudy Giuliani knows any good attorneys?
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You'd be fuming too if a doctor 'played Russian Roulette' with your penis and unnecessarily amputated it. Just sayin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court reaffirms it's full of Florida
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Publix heiress and her lawyer don't know what the first, fourth, fifth, and 14th Amendment are
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The FCC would like to discuss your extended warranty
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former White House chief ethics lawyer takes a "leave of absence" from his law firm after 1/6 committee report reveals while representing Cassidy Hutchinson, he repeatedly violated attorney-client privilege, and also instructed her to lie under oath
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity testified under oath in a deposition that he did not believe former President Donald Trump's claims about voting machine fraud in the 2020 election, which just proves how deep the conspiracy to rig the election goes
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Wed December 21, 2022
(ABC News)
 
Hero
 
There actually was one good lawyer out there. Sadly, that's "was," not is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, let's check in on how the cases against those 20 people DeathSanta found to charge with voter fraud are proceeding, shall we? Oh, wow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorney Stefan Passantino advised 1/6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson that she should lie under oath and pretend not to remember things she was asked about. Fark: He was the Trump White House ethics lawyer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorney Stefan Passantino advised 1/6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson that she should lie under oath and pretend not to remember things she was asked about. Fark: He was the Trump White House ethics lawyer
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not kill ALL the lawyers
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Tue December 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How else can you get them to say what you want them to say?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Politics. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FTX CEO Scammer Bankrupt-Fraud is so dumb. How dumb is he? He even screwed up his own extradition hearing and now he's going back to a third world jail cell
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for the crime of returning a lost credit card while black
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge, "Hey it's pretty obvious you're planning a mass shooting and have a history of mental health issues and violent outbursts. Anyway here's your guns back"
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ru-dy has failed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ru-dy has failed
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Predictions for for when we will see a Trump indictment to the left, ANGH to the right. TLDR: so many subpoenas
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jurors in the Trump Organization criminal trial describe what happened during deliberations and how they reached a verdict and, well, let's just say the Trump Org lawyers had all the quality and skill you'd expect from someone representing Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You know, if you should ever find yourself running a multi-billion dollar hedge fund, treat yo-self and hire yourself an actual CPA or ten, Quickbooks really just ain't gonna cut it
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If Alaskan lawmaker becomes member of, donates money to Oath Keepers, does that violate state constitution making him ineligible to hold elected office? Let's find out
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Tue December 13, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everybody knows that the will was loaded, every lawyer lies with his fingers crossed, everybody knows that we got f*cked over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the kids stay poor, the rich get rich
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Everybody knows that the will was loaded, every lawyer lies with his fingers crossed, everybody knows that we got f*cked over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the kids stay poor, the rich get rich
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wheels of justice turn slowly, but mozzarella empire's big cheese prevails after judge grills witnesses, lawyers shred allegations by poking holes in string of charges which drove wedge between him and family
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Mon December 12, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
Hero
 
Justice Jackson won't put up with right wing extremism on the Supreme Court
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa school district decides to teach kids a lesson on Rosa Parks via immersive learning. Lawyers preparing to teach Iowa school district lesson on check writing
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Fri December 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Swing and a miss
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the deal with lawyers getting banned from Madison Square Garden?
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered if those "round up for charity" options at the register are legitimate, check out this class-action lawsuit against CVS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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Wed December 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Women sue Apple over stalkers tracking them with AirTags. Apple unsurprised, since their AirTags data showed they'd been going to lawyer's offices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers
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(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
In this corner, an inmate with a ruptured bag of meth hidden in her body. On the other side, a jail staff that thought she was faking a medical emergency. RELEASE THE LAWYERS
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy, the man, the myth, the legend. Long live Rudy
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Mon December 05, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
California's economy is so bad that people can't afford to sue each other anymore
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Whatever the world's problem is, there will always be a lawyer to profit from it
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Dried up Arizona Lake gets her lawyers sanctioned including underwear model Alan Dershowitz
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump Org lawyers: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You are guilty"?
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis's hiatman testifies in court that he was DeSantis's hiatman and that by god he's right. BS legal arguments included
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Tue November 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Representative A. Donald McEachin (D-VA) has died from colorectal cancer at the age 61. Fark Cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He really does have the worst lawyers. Amusing tag for the judge who is sick of their sh...shenanigans
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Serena Williams' stepmom, who's in debt for over $500k and on the verge of losing the tennis star's childhood home, takes a page out of TFG's playbook by calling the terms to payback the debt "grossly unreasonable" and "frivolous"
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Sat November 26, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trudeau defends using emergency powers against morons
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Judge appears half naked on virtual court appearance. All rise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A driver got stuck and called 911, so naturally the cops responded and killed him, and naturally a lawsuit was filed against the cops. Good work, stupid cops. "When you force escalation with someone with disabilities it doesn't end well,"
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
E. Jean Carroll wishes Trump a Happy Thanksgiving, by filing a sexual assault lawsuit against him just after midnight last night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling pension plan administrator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the "perks" of working at Yeezy was apparently exclusive screenings of Kim/Kanye amatuer porn videos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' Lawyers: Texas law caps damages at--- Judge: Nope, your client owes $50 mil
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Tue November 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
State Supreme Court in Manhattan has set the trial date for October 2023 for TFG and his merry band of grifters
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk proves his conservative street cred by showing he only has empathy regarding things he has directly experienced
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Friend of Rep. Matt Gaspedal: Your honor, why am I going to jail for all these various crimes I admitted to and my boy Matt here is getting appointed to the House Judiciary Committee?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to know the judge is pissed. When he tells your lawyer--"You can't keep making the same arguments after you've already lost," and "I just think you're wasting time and resources,"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham finally going down to Georgia for some sweet tea and fifth
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Mon November 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Madame Noire)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old Black girl spraying lantern flies nearby? Better call in SWAT
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Federalist Society controls the federal judiciary, so why can't they stop whining?
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyers nope right out of trying to defend client who can't keep his fingers off the tweet button
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's lawyer suing over big pharma's conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Kid gets 10 minutes of a typical Gen X childhood, mom goes to jail
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Atomic Monster and Blumhouse to merge but operate independently and not combine, guaranteeing jobs for lawyers, accountants, marketing people and spreadsheets
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Wed November 16, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Skynet definitely has a dog - and now lawyer - in this fight. It's getting more human every day
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'All I need is one skilled, ethical lawyer to help my father through his divorce.' Bless your heart
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom's wife exchanges testes with Harvey Weinstein's lawyer, or something
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
I am shocked, shocked I say, that the board members of an HOA embezzled millions of dollars. Well not that shocked, those fines for putting a pot of flowers in the wrong place had to go somewhere
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Love means never having to say judicial ethics
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Mon November 14, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former First Lady's former lawyer becomes Slovenia's first female president with the backing of the centre left anti-Trump government
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oath keeper's wife says he went into battle wearing diapers
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer is sorry for ruining American culture, showcasing the next crop of GOP contenders
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas man drugs pregnant wife with abortion medications. No word when he'll be hit with the attempted murder charges
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone with a Twitter account but security at Twitter right now is a post-it-note on the server room door saying "Please do not hack"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone with a Twitter account but security at Twitter right now is a post-it-note on the server room door saying "Please do not hack"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maryland shall rise again?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Federal judge orders sanctions against Trump lawyers for their lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and the DNC. "This cannot be attributed to incompetent lawyering. It was a deliberate use of the judicial system to pursue a political agenda"
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Thu November 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DC Attorney General to make major announcement about Commanders. No word if its charges against Snyder, related to the RB was shot multiple times, or to remind everyone about Gus Frerotte's headbutt celebration
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Musk's personal lawyer: "Elon isn't afraid of the FTC, he launches rockets". Twitter legal: we're afraid of billion$ in fines, we're out
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The "freedom convoy" disrupted life in Canada, but they didn't do it alone - the cops were secretly helping
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The last polls closed at 1am EST, so when is Garland gonna get off his a$$ and file charges against TFG? This is your Eeyore/Pollyanna/ANGH/Real Soon Now discussion thread
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well, that's ...odd. Remember that canvasser in Florida that Marco Rubio claimed was viciously beaten by Democrat thugs just for being a Republican? Yeah, he took the Fifth when asked about the Proud Boys visiting him in the hospital
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Mon November 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Leader of the Oathkeepers Stewart Rhodes: Well, "leader" is a strong word, really I was much more "the guy who always said he was in charge but had NO IDEA that his group had a detailed plan to stage a coordinated assault on the Capitol"
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Sat November 05, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Elon slams former advertisers, thus proving he's no chess player
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump's attempts to destroy election integrity in Georgia are more wacky than we knew
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If Trump runs for president again the DOJ is likely to appoint Special Council 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Horrible attorney gets away with doing horrible things because other attorneys turn a blind eye, the other attorneys in this instance being those at the CA State Bar
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm
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Wed November 02, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy 9/11 keeps his streak alive on lawsuit victories. A record unblemished by success
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you win $30 million in the lottery, obviously you don't want your wife and kid finding out
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow practicing wellness by defending her tax bracket. Goops
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump criminal tax fraud trial off to a rough start. Judge interrupts Trump lawyer's opening arguments and sends the jury out for 15 minutes, so he could issue a warning to Trump's lawyer
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
But then again, reasonable attorneys don't have hair dye running down their face
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Mon October 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farks other favorite lawyer shows us the quality one would expect from a lock sold by Apple
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
FBI identifies 'Lady of the Dunes' nearly 50 years after her mutilated body was found near Provincetown, MA. Still no leads on the killer, though Harkonnen is rumored to be lawyering up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Through a series of objections, delays, and motions, John Eastman has convinced 0 courts that the Jan. 6 Committee should not have his crime emails. The Committee has them
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Speak softly and carry a big prosecutor
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Doctor who testified that COVID vaccines magnetize people is about to be an ex-doctor
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
That 70's rape case continues. This week: You can't stop a Scientology terror campaign anymore than you can stop Danny Masterson from having anal with you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DoJ dragged TFG's lawyers into sealed court session to demand he return even more classified docs
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Thu October 27, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All together now this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Attorney charged with insurance fraud over fake chiropractor services, which are somehow different from regular chiropractor services
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The jury has found Darrell Brooks, the man who drove his SUV through the Waukesha, WI Christmas parade guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer who fought to overturn Florida's motorcycle helmet laws overturns his motorcycle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Translation fail: The new Italian prime minister, Giorgia Meloni, has stirred controversy in Italy after announcing that she wants to be referred to as "the prime minister" instead of "the prime minister"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Adidas to Yeezy: So long and thanks for all the shoes
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein's lawyers are using the tried and true "Call the governor's wife a bimbo" defense. Let's see how it works out for him
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Death at Shotgun Willie's delays trial about death at Shotgun Willie's
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seditious conspiracy trial of "Oathkeepers" leader Stewart "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" Rhodes delayed due to him catching 'vid. Don't worry, if he didn't die of cringe when his sexts were read out in court last week, nothing can kill him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Stacey Abrams paid a lawyer to do legal work
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You're suspended for two years. I'll appeal to the state Supreme Court. OK, you're suspended forever
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Sat October 22, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, considering that you didn't show up for the first one, no
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(Axios)
 
 
 
But, his emails
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
DeSantis tells judge that governors are just as immune to the law as Presidents are
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How bad is the current Texas AG? Well in endorsing his challenger the Dallas Morning News said: "There is little we can find to recommend Rochelle Garza for attorney general except that she is not Ken Paxton. Frankly, that's enough"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Kooked-up 9/11 conspiracist and lawyer from Long Island charged with 6 felony counts for role in Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol in Washington
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The worst lawyers complain to their hand picked Special Master who tells them to go get their shine box, and hurry up
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Parade killer tries the "many fine people on both sides" defense
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon could be awarded a well deserved vacation today with free room, meals and orange jump included
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TFG doesn't want to give a DNA sample in his case with E. Jean Carroll. But there could be another way
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Dexter)
 
 
 
Defund the police forensic orthodontist
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Complete tool arrested for stealing tools
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(Richmond News)
 
 
 
Man claims he only gave $300 to a prostitute out of "kindness" and had no intention of having sex with her
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Draco was blotto
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Little haberdashery shop under fire for selling fabric depicting Golliwogs. Owners responses are mixed. "They're not Black, they're grey" & "We only get complaints from middle-aged white ladies" etc. Subby went ahead and read the comments, Ray
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Tue October 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Where's the beef?'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disbarring me or even disciplining me would be a flagrant abuse of power
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG is finally served a court order in his 250 million NY tax fraud case. After three weeks and by electronic mail. Must have used Compuserve. Texas AG Paxton seen ripping the phone lines off his house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is not so much a schedule of loss as a schedule of avarice," said the lawyer for Goldman Farking Sachs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So how did Trump get his case assigned to Judge Cannon? A: judge shopping
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So how did Trump get his case assigned to Judge Cannon? A: judge shopping
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police abandon informant, allowing drug dealer to rape her twice. Court lets dealer out on bail. Dealer doesn't show up for trial. Hey Louisiana justice system, admit the dealer's your best bud
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the grift goes on
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Fri October 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Prosecutor lays out, in a meticulous fashion, how Donnie's criminal deposition opens him up to potential disaster in his civil cases. It's almost like Don should have consulted a lawyer before hand. Or listened to him. Or not committed all that fraud
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Hyundai/Kia anti-theft fix is starting to look like a cash grab for dealerships
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you call two people that share an Amazon account? Primates. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where Subby ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. He will let you know
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Country club: "If you get a hole-in-one on the tenth hole of our tournament, we'll give you a brand new truck." Player: "Done." Club: "Uh, oh, well, um..." Player: "Talk to my lawyer"
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Even when they keep their hair dye in check, Trump's lawyers are incompetent
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein would like... wait. Seriously? Let us laugh even harder
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place
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Tue October 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Baltimore City State attorney drops charges against "Serial" defendant in 1999 murder because trial prosecutors blew the entire case
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SCOTUS denied (6-3) the appeal of a TX man convicted of murder, a black man, murdering his white wife, by an all white jury, 4 of whom strongly oppose interracial marriage. The defendant's lawyer didn't mind. SCOTUS did not mind
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Mon October 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein's LA trial gets the green light
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
If you wonder which nation's laws apply when a Singaporean passenger on a Bahamas-flagged cruise ship in international waters breaks into a woman's cabin and steals a bra, here's a clue: He's gonna get up to 10 years if guilty
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