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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Those two loony gun-totin' St Louis lawyers, have hired an even BIGGER lunatic to represent them, a flamboyant St Louis attorney whose OWN WEBSITE BIO brags that a woman committed suicide after his brutal deposition of her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police just found out about the two gun wielding lawyers and promise to investigate. One of these days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: Stone Patio Susan goes after Black lawyers for putting in a patio while Black. Fark: white neighbors hold an anti-racism protest in front of Entitled White Lady's house
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the St. Louis lawyer brandishing a gun like a Hollywood extra and threatening innocent Black people couldn't look like more of an ignorant asshole, here's his interview with Chris Cuomo. "TERRORISTS WERE ATTACKING ME"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
TV star says it is a savage myth he assaulted his sister when both were children
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers for George Floyd's murderers announce that accurately describing the murder biases potential jurors
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri lawyer couple who brandished an AR-15 and a handgun at protesters now say the protesters broke down their mansion gate and claim they were 'in fear of our lives' and were told they 'would be killed'
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Charlottesville Nazis keep getting dumped by their lawyers. Now that's a shame
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Charlottesville Nazis keep getting dumped by their lawyers. Now that's a shame
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is dispensing with US Attorneys the way Walmart allegedly dispensed opioids: freely and deliberately
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three new studies find that Fox News is literally killing thousands of Americans with intentional pandemic disinformation. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... START... YOUR... LAWYERS
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump family is as good at hiring lawyers as Donnie Two Scoops is, as judge tells them this is a Wendy's and your coupon is for McDonald's Russian branch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
DOJ Ethics Office rules that Bill Barr investigating political opponents under false pretext does not represent unethical behavior
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders president to wear a mask: "He has a constitutional obligation to follow the laws as well as to promote the general welfare of the people, which means taking measures to protect citizens' right to health," -difficulty: not the US
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is going to destroy us all
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Over 80% of current George Washington Law School faculty say Barr's an embarrassment to the school and a danger to the country, "bending the criminal justice system to benefit the President's friends and target those perceived to be his enemies"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I saw Artificial Cocaine Penis open for Guns 'N Roses on their Use Your Illusion tour back in 1992
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
2020 continues it's relentless onslaught of horror, with plague, locusts, war, and Bill Cosby back in court
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
When selecting a carjacking target, make sure it's one that's comfortable for a long police chase, with soft, heated seats with good lumbar support. Failing that, just sit on the driver, I guess
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the Supreme Court has had it up to here with Bill Barr
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(AP News)
 
 
 
White nationalist Richard Spencer officially has a fool for a client
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
This story needs more lucky charms
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Black man convicted of murder. NEWS: After 20 years he was exonerated. FARK: He knows another black man who was wrongfully convicted for 29 years. DOUBLE FARK: It's his brother. TRIPLE FARK: Both convicted by the same police and prosecutor
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Is your employer required to report workplace cases of COVID-19? Short answer: no. Longer: mayyyyybeeeee
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(PokerNews)
 
 
 
Nine years after Black Friday, states are finally allowing players to play online poker. Let's see how the Department of Justice feels about that. And also how they feel about online lottery ticket sales
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Barr's claim that it's "unprecedented" for a former presidential adviser to publish a book during the president's term is totally true..if "unprecedented" has an alternate meaning like "inflammable" that means "totally and completely precedented"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Is it bad when your lawyer quits?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Misha Flynn says holding him accountable for his crimes is "an affront to the Rule of Law"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Bumble Bee tuna CEO gets sentenced to 40 months for price fixing. That's gotta sting
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Cellino and Barnes... consulted their attorneys... wonder who gets the phone number ♪ ♫ ♬
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's Nashville Honky Tonk cited for social distancing violations. Dumbass tag already on self-quarantine, Obvious tag steps up
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: the Chinese activists who re-uploaded a magazine article have been jailed because of [a] copyright infraction [b] 'reasons' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
"He also wants each of his lawyers to pay him $10,000 an hour from December 2015 to April of this year for lost wages"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia sentences US citizen and military man Paul Whelan to 16 years of hard labor for being a particularly bad spy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bolton's Lawyer volunteered in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that Bolton had violated both his NDA and perhaps a few criminal laws like the Espionage Act. Well, that's an interesting book publicity strategy
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What if we toss the Sheriff in jail overnight, give him an arrest record, and let him pay a few grand for a lawyer?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mikey Flynn's lawyers are having a tough time convincing Second Court to tell First Court to flush before it's done. "This shiat takes time"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego DA declines to prosecute protestors for BS charges like failure to disperse or unlawful assembly
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Attorney says client who drove car into protest got off easy because he's white, in rare case of brutal honesty from a lawyer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how their co-worker said that Chauvin and Floyd butted heads? Well, about that
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Judge: Sure I lied in an attempt to see my son in jail but I was out of town when my judicial assistant filed an injunction against the person he is accused of shooting. Besides I never got to see him in jail, so it shouldn't count
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fact check: Martin Gugino does not own a police scanner or any device that can "black out" equipment
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
WHY SO SERIOUS, judge?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Guide on donating effectively to highest-impact groups working on racial and criminal justice with links. Subby has some pre-paid one month Total Fark memberships saved up and is going to give them to liters posting receipts in the thread
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha area County Attorney under investigation after his estranged wife's boyfriend loses his job and gets committed to a mental institution
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Sun June 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In other news, water is wet
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Sat June 06, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
The 57 Buffalo cops quitting the Emergency Response Team wasn't a solidarity thing - the union told them it wasn't paying for any more lawyers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two Buffalo cops arrested and charged with assault after injuring 75 year old peace activist. Buffalo emergency response team inconsolable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Lawyers, Guns and Money: Forget the money and the lawyers, America is running out of guns
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's attorney decides representing Derek Chauvin could be hazardous to his health
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU to police: "RELEASE THE LAWYERS"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judges in Harris County, Texas were far more likely to appoint lawyers who had donated to their campaigns to represent poor criminal defendants. Yeeee-haaah, Lone Star justice, y'all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judges in Harris County, Texas were far more likely to appoint lawyers who had donated to their campaigns to represent poor criminal defendants. Yeeee-haaah, Lone Star justice, y'all
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Attorney General Keith Ellison (D-MN) to take over prosecutions in George Floyd's murder
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Sat May 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida man on death row finds out another man has since confessed to killing the victim. Florida judge: "Sorry, that's not 'new evidence', you get to stay on death row"
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Covidiot-run Missouri daycare that sued county over stay-at-home order may wish it spent less money on lawyers and more on PPE
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick offers to pay for lawyers for Minneapolis protesters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker
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Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is coronavirus straining your marriage? NJ divorce lawyers are predicting a wave of pandemic splits
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama school confirms student was COVID positive at graduation ceremony. That sound you hear is an army of lawyers putting on face masks
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(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
With indoor tennis banned, creative club owner converts entire parking lot into outdoor courts
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Legal "scholars" embarrass themselves by writing to the "judge" in the Michael Flynn case to express their concern for the "rule of law" if the case is dismissed, just because he "pled guilty" to "crimes"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump has wasted $20 million on lawyers to carry out and execute his political and personal vendettas
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana: Praise God and pass the ammo
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
"Whether true or untrue, it's one of the funniest alibis I've ever read"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The SPECIAL hell
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, this complicates things. Judge Sullivan has hired Justice I Like Beer's attorney to defend his refusal to drop charges against Flynn
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to rob a bank where the teller may recognize you as a customer. Do you understand that, Mr. Fire Department Captain?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
So you think wearing a mask is a violation of your rights? Let's ask a constitutional lawyer and see
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara Reade's Lawyer: Fark it, I'm out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study of 90,000 COVID patients finds those who took hydroxychloroquine were twice as likely to die, had dangerous heart complications. That sucking sound you hear is the lawyers warming up their malpractice lawsuits
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Thu May 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris: "Talk to your lawyer, Bill Barr." Unclear why he would seek advice from a hobbit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's come to this: the Michigan AG promises legal action for any facility that allows President Trump to visit without a mask
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite several US Attorneys craving to take down a senator for insider trading, Barr has moved all insider cases to the purview of the DC USAO, who Barr just had replaced with a lackey
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
White House lawyers: "Please dismiss this lawsuit over us gutting the EPA as is our absolute immunity right according to Constitution, v.2020" ..... CA Federal judge: "As if"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In interviews with 74 former Biden staffers, none reported being sexually harassed, or hearing rumors that someone was. Coworkers say Tara Reade sucked at her job, and no one can find a location matching where the assault supposedly took place
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, we've had first impeachment, but what about second impeachment?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tara Reade and her lawyers can't get their stories straight
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was like Game of Thrones, but with Penguins. And Disney copyright lawyers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Further muddying the waters, cops asked Arbery murder suspect to keep an eye on house under construction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two NFL players who robbed a poker party claim it wasn't them. Let's see if the judge calls their bluff
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules that woman can sue Edward Norton over production of Motherless Brooklyn. The other four people who saw it are willing to settle for a ticket refund
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes just got a better lawyer. Trump appointed judge just explained in detail how the case should have been filed, instead of dismissing case
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rich guy says public dock near his luxury home gets in the way of his three boats. Bonus: he knew it was there when he bought the house but assumed he could "fix the problem" with enough money and lawyers
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Singapore prison?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Wisconsin nurse goes full Wisconsin with news crew at bar after virus restrictions tossed out
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Law.com)
 
 
 
NY judge allows for the 33 subpoenas against the Sackler family drug money records
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Richard Burr steps down as chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee to spend more time with his lawyer and his insider trading profits
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Weird-ass Wednesday. Breathe deep of that new thread smell for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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(NBC News)
 
Boobies
 
Sex work is still work, rules judge. Strip clubs will get pandemic relief funds
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Tue May 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers came right out and asked the Supreme Court to make him king. Thomas already thinking, "Sure, why not?"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS just heard the argument that religious institutions should be allowed to do what ever they want with no government input. This argument was put forward by Justice Kavanuagh when he feared a lawyer representing the Catholic Church was failing
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Department of (In)Justice is even more inept that you had previously thought. And considering the regard the DOJ is held in around these parts, that bar was set pretty low to begin with
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers DEMAND Trump punish banks who refuse to make loans to oil and coal companies because of the banks "concern for the environment" or sense of " social responsibility". This must be that "free market" they're always going on about
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
For 237th time this year, a judge has declined to dismiss Aunt Becky's case
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For 237th time this year, a judge has declined to dismiss Aunt Becky's case
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara Reade's lawyer is a Trump cultist
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
He scared
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Barr intervenes to protect Flynn from prosecution
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man wins guns vs knifes debate
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
One of the sentences a judge does not imagine-much less welcome-writing includes the words 'butt shaking' in describing a lawyer's alleged actions at a mediation. Sadly, those words fit here
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman who spat on two people in food market gets opportunity to totally redeem herself in a magazine feature. Spoiler alert: She totally doesn't
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Super Mario 64 gets a native PC port. Nintendo lawyers seen preparing to deploy
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker: By saying I can't sell my magical anti-covid drug, you are attacking my religious freedom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: senior citizen asks questions about hotel reservations website; NEWSFLASH: Justice Thomas, during teleconferenced oral arguments
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
David E. Kelley suffers a rare misfire as CBS passes on The Lincoln Lawyer
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's regular dumb and then there's accidentally an email to the prosecutor investigating you dumb
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hannity went after the New York Times because Trump told him to
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer: Congress can't sue the president for diverting funds to spend on border wall. Merrick Garland: Does that also mean the president can pay for everyone's healthcare?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Gallant the 203-employee "small" business owner turns down the $4.5 million PPP loan he obtained. "It just didn't feel right. The value of our loan would help dozens of truly small businesses and hundreds of their employees survive economically"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoners at risk from COVID-19. News: Washington state Supreme Court denies medical release. Fark: ONE VOTE stopped parole of Gary Ridgeway, The Green River serial killer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoners at risk from COVID-19. News: Washington state Supreme Court denies medical release. Fark: ONE VOTE stopped parole of Gary Ridgeway, The Green River serial killer
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Housing attorneys fear the mother of all tsunamis once eviction bans are lifted as landlords seek to liberate their apartments from people who can't pay their rent
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
What do you do if you think the bar surveillance video shows you assaulting your girlfriend? Why burn down the bar, of course
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DC district attorney hires former Roger Stone prosecutor, calls out the DOJ on his bio page
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(NWestIowa.com)
 
 
 
Three charged for assault using cheese. If they get a conviction out of this, Taco Bell will want to lawyer up
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Tue April 21, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pulling a knife and threatening a news cameraman is an ineffective strategy for preserving one's anonymity
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some landlords are impersonating their tenants to check the status of their stimulus checks
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pity the poor criminal lawyers. With no business coming in how will they ever survive? Y'all need to go out an commit some crimes to keep them going
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Albertson's twice a day," "I went to Sam's. I went to Walmart. I went to Lowe's. I used the gas pumps. I mean I just wasn't careful. God knows where I got it. The bad thing is I might have spread to somebody. I feel bad about that"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Albertson's twice a day," "I went to Sam's. I went to Walmart. I went to Lowe's. I used the gas pumps. I mean I just wasn't careful. God knows where I got it. The bad thing is I might have spread to somebody. I feel bad about that"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Bullsh*t is everywhere. Here's how to deal with it at work." (nsfw words are piled up everywhere here)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen to be released from prison due to Covid-19, nervously starts hiding notes around his house saying that he did NOT commit suicide
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pentagon IG's report says it cannot determine whether the Sith Lord in the White House influenced the awarding of the JEDI contract to Microsoft instead of Amazon because the Pentagon's lawyers instructed DOD employees not to answer his questions
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Tue April 14, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
France orders Amazon to stop delivery of nonessential items. So wine and sex toys are still good amiright
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign just attested to the accuracy of The Washington Post in a court of law, you know the paper Trump routinely accuses of being Fake News
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Fark: Man violates shelter-in-place order by having police take him to a fire station so he could borrow a fire uniform for his grandson's birthday. Ultra Fark: he gets exposed to CV-19. They've gone plaid: he's the judge who signed the SIP order
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court to hear cases on Trump's financial documents, religious freedom, and the Electoral College, and they're literally just going to phone it in
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis embroiled in scandal over cover-up of information about missing cats and bouillabaisseball
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP 0 Women 5
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP 0 Women 5
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some people grow up to be doctors, some people grow up to be lawyers. This woman grew up to be a moose poop artist
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC steps in and suspends the trading of shares in "Wellness Matrix Group" which markets an "FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kit", on the grounds that there ARE no FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kits
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kentucky man whose sentence was commuted by former Governor Bevin arrested on federal child pornography charges
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United's special COVID-19 refund policy: Too bad, so sad, bye bye. Passengers in response: "Unleash the lawyers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge tells R. Kelly to piss off
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ohio state Rep. Tavia Galonski is mad as hell and not going to tolerate Trump's press conference lies anymore, and is making a referral for crimes against humanity to The Hague's International Criminal Court
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey lawyer 'sorry' for putting on Pink Floyd concert on his front lawn. Insists he didn't invite people over to chant "F*ck the police" when they arrived
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Fox (News) is now lawyering up, bracing for a litany of public-interest lawsuits and letters of condemnation for pedaling misinformation for weeks prior to coronavirus's explosion in the US"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Law firms lay off associates due to lack of work, ergo NJ to allow 2020 law school graduates to be de facto attorneys and practice law without a license ad hoc as long as a respondeat superior is around. Caveat emptor
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Arbitration was designed to kill class-action lawsuits. But lawyers, uh, find a way
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Local officials pleaded with a Tampa pastor to close his church, he scoffed at him. The local sheriff arrested him, he remained defiant. Then a higher power got involved and forced him to shut down. God? No, his insurance carrier
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin hospitals decide that this nationwide quarantine is a great time to sue patients. Mr. Burns rubs his hands with glee
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Forget going to the lawyer store. The shelves are empty
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Wed April 01, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Lock Picking Lawyer gets a call from his ex, who wants help getting in her back door. "It actually looks looser than when we were dating"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As everyone predicted, the true winners of the pandemic appear to be the divorce lawyers
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to pandemic, more people are getting serious about writing or updating their last will and testament. Even if hospitals are overcrowded, probate courts might not be, so that's considerate
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyers are back with a new reason that their client should be immediately released from prison. Yup, it has to do with coronavirus
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Mon March 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine man, 22, arrested for setting fire to local elementary school. His mom sensed something was wrong when he didn't take his Scooby Doo lunchbox to school that day
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drug sniffing dogs. New hotness: Child porn sniffing dogs
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyer urges saving the economy over protecting those who are 'not productive' from the coronavirus. Some tried to educate him, others invited him to go first, a few offered to help him leave this mortal coil (tag is for those who set him straight)
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Wed March 25, 2020
(River Bender)
 
 
 
Man licks deodorants at Walmart, posts on social media, given third Degree. Bravo. Very Suave
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Is it just subby? Or does this article about turning off Alexa and other potentially-snooping devices while working from home sound like it was either written by an AI or badly translated from Russian?
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Now the pandemic is leading to criminals being let out of jail for free. If they also get to collect $200, I'm going to be furious
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We know at least one Coronavirus test is being wasted: court orders Covid-19 test for death row inmate
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We know at least one Coronavirus test is being wasted: court orders Covid-19 test for death row inmate
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You just got into an auto accident. Do you A: Call the police? B: Exchange insurance information? or C: Get naked? Difficulty: Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wow, I didn't know anyone could have a set of balls this large
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Watching Better Call Saul is like getting an MBA in being an entrepreneur
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Watching Better Call Saul is like getting an MBA in being an entrepreneur
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Thu March 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Putting a face on how contagious coronavirus is: 3 out of 7 infected die...in one family
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hannity is upset that people are criticizing Fox News for endangering lives, wants to hire lawyers to sue critics
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
It might be legal to have sex with a dog in Connecticut. Too bad all the peanut butter has been hoarded
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Asshat bar owner stays open, is unrepentant when local news crew calls him out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you want a sports fix. Exactly how bad is your Jones?
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Law.com)
 
 
 
Trial lawyers react to covid19 the only way they know how
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for leaving a death threat on Adam Schiff's website, will be tested for moronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, over at the DoJ, Barr preparing to clear the Russians of all political interference charges
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Thu March 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Avenatti's lawyer doesn't want to visit him. Right, right, for "Corona virus". It's okay, he's in jail. You can say he's a dick
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yeah, just look at your husband's Twitter
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Texas judge is so popular that she's won her primary despite her indictment for wire fraud charges
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Tue March 10, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Harvey Weinstein: OK, so maybe our client did rape and harass a bunch of women. But I think if you'll take a minute to consider how far he has fallen in the public eye, you'll agree he's been punished enough already. We good?
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Mon March 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appropriate: Serving customer a cup of coffee. Inappropriate: Smashing a coffee pot over customer's head
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After six years new search for missing Malaysia Airlines plane demanded by families, CNN
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Attention citizen: Your Google fitness app put you in the proximity of a burglary. Police have requested all of your data. You have seven days to hire a lawyer and appeal, or we will comply
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Roberts hates abortion but also hates lawyers who lie to him and do it so poorly
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A rare Florida Woman story, with 10 felonies and a grinning mugshot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House lawyers to appeals court: You know, if you don't overturn this ruling saying we can't sue to enforce subpoenas, then we'll have no choice but to send the Sergeant-at-Arms to lock up anyone who defies one. America: and the problem with that is?
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Thu March 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dubya-appointed judge calls Barr a filthy liar
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
For $3, a 'robot lawyer' will sue data brokers that don't delete your personal and location info
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