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Mon February 06, 2023       Lead RNC Document: Sure, all of our baseless claims of stolen elections and endless litigation over them is destroying voter confidence in elections overall , and probably contributed to our losses in 2020 and '22, but let's dial it up to 11 anyway source: msn.com   |   share: 65         I hate Maryland Nazis source: cnn.com   |   share: 172   Sun February 05, 2023       Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly source: timesofmalta.com   |   share: 75         Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly source: timesofmalta.com   |   share: 75   Sat February 04, 2023       Subby's advice: get a cashier's check source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 45         To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 51   Fri February 03, 2023       Holy shiat - and you thought TFG hired the worst lawyers. Santos lawyer convicted of gang killing in 2007. And FYI even though Santos has given interviews in Portuguese he does not understand Portuguese source: advocate.com   |   share: 67         Holy shiat - and you thought TFG hired the worst lawyers. Santos lawyer convicted of gang killing in 2007. And FYI even though Santos has given interviews in Portuguese he does not understand Portuguese source: advocate.com   |   share: 67         Residents living in luxury flats neighboring the Tate Modern extension have sued and won a case where they say the viewing platform that looks directly into their windows breaches their human rights and created a state of near constant surveillance source: npr.org   |   share: 38         Remember that cracker plant TFG visited in Pennsylvania? Well, it is creating jobs. For lawyers source: wtae.com   |   share: 45         "I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark source: nypost.com   |   share: 20   Thu February 02, 2023       CBS grants season 2 to "ratings success" lawyer drama you never realized had a season 1 source: variety.com   |   share: 17         Just to prove they're unbiased, the FBI will now search the Pence home for classified materials source: cnn.com   |   share: 95         Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat source: mediaite.com   |   share: 108         Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News source: msn.com   |   share: 218         Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News source: msn.com   |   share: 218   Wed February 01, 2023       Dead dog bites congressman source: politico.com   |   share: 63         This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 76         C'mon, people, if this were true he'd OBVIOUSLY be blubbering about persecution all over social media like a totally sane normal grownup source: thehill.com   |   share: 74         "Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware" source: cnn.com   |   share: 119         Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' " source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 103   Tue January 31, 2023       Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright? source: timesrecordnews.com   |   share: 45         TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 157         Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations source: yahoo.com   |   share: 82   Mon January 30, 2023       Senate Judiciary Committee says it will investigate the investigation into the investigation of TFG source: thehill.com   |   share: 77         Senate Judiciary Committee says it will investigate the investigation into the investigation of TFG source: thehill.com   |   share: 77         "Will the media learn its lesson?" Russiagate version of no source: vanityfair.com   |   share: 47         NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas source: politico.com   |   share: 231   Sat January 28, 2023       Popcorn futures rise as proud boys plan to subpoena TFG in their sedition trial source: huffpost.com   |   share: 103   Fri January 27, 2023       Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying source: cnn.com   |   share: 49         Cro-Magnon brothers just released from prison charged with murder. Unfrozen caveman lawyer to represent them source: 8newsnow.com   |   share: 71   (Some Guy)       Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb source: wionews.com   |   share: 44   Thu January 26, 2023       Auto workers replaced by robots: YAY FREE MARKET, Cashiers replaced by robots: YAY FREE MARKET, Lawyers replaced by robots: SOMEBODY JAIL THE ROBOT MAKERS source: npr.org   |   share: 83         It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything source: npr.org   |   share: 20   Wed January 25, 2023       8 Arsenal fans arrested. It's not much but its a start source: bbc.com   |   share: 4   Tue January 24, 2023       Enough with the edging source: cnbc.com   |   share: 89         Enough with the edging source: cnbc.com   |   share: 89         Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" *crowd boos* source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 307         You might be overmatched in Georgia, TFG..... "She had this corner office where people outside lined up, waiting for their turn. There were other great attorneys there but she was probably chief among equals in that department" source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 64   Mon January 23, 2023       What will happen when the AI calls for a bad ... court ... thingy? source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 25         What will happen when the AI calls for a bad ... court ... thingy? source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 25         Supreme Court reaches the unsurprising conclusion that creating fake orders to drive up the price of a commodity IS a form of wire fraud source: msn.com   |   share: 28   Sun January 22, 2023 (Some Guy)       Alabama: Execute the convict. Even if he's innocent source: eji.org   |   share: 83   Sat January 21, 2023       Lawsuit: Fireball isn't whiskey. Everyone else: UHDUUUUHHHHH source: yahoo.com   |   share: 45         If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with? source: theroot.com   |   share: 26   Fri January 20, 2023     That's a fast lawyer-up. And I bet she gets some business out of it source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 55         Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican source: wfla.com   |   share: 44         Pharma Bro is addicted to forming evil drug companies, and the FTC is staging an intervention source: cnbc.com   |   share: 5   Thu January 19, 2023       Elon Musk's lawyer deploys the TFG defense, says funding to take Tesla private really was secured - in Elon's mind source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 19         300,000 people were asked to share tiny habits that changed their lives the most, and most said 'no' source: cnbc.com   |   share: 24   Tue January 17, 2023       Interviewer to Andrew Tate's lawyer: So what's with this Matrix stuff? Tate's lawyer: LOL, yeah... he's a moron source: twitter.com   |   share: 91   Mon January 16, 2023       Public defender with no ties to Russian oligarchy suspiciously falls from balcony in Mexico. International investigation underway source: ktla.com   |   share: 31         Ye's lawyers yeet source: nme.com   |   share: 20   Sun January 15, 2023       Trump claims 'Radical Left Thugs' declared 'Open Season' on once-revered lawyers - like Giuliani. Technically, it's 'Open Season Total Landscaping' source: mediaite.com   |   share: 82   (Coin Gape)       SBF ordered associate to open up a $65B backdoor so he could reach in and pilfer customers' funds source: coingape.com   |   share: 17   Sat January 14, 2023       Federal appeals court: it's perfectly OK for teachers to go about wearing symbols of hate in the classroom source: theguardian.com   |   share: 150   Fri January 13, 2023       Stand Back and Blame Me source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 28         Usain's money has bolted source: theguardian.com   |   share: 11   Thu January 12, 2023       Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in source: vice.com   |   share: 65         If only we were all Steve Bannon's lawyers source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 72         Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no source: msn.com   |   share: 61   (Some Guy)       At this point, this guy's own lawyer is probably insisting his client be jailed just to stop him from talking source: sambf.substack.com   |   share: 8   Wed January 11, 2023       Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 131         Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 131         Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy source: cnn.com   |   share: 71         Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy source: cnn.com   |   share: 71   Tue January 10, 2023       SCOTUS to Texas Court of Criminal Appeals: Whoa, whoa guys. Slow your roll there. We're all about stripping away basic rights and killing minorities, sure, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere source: slate.com   |   share: 53   Mon January 09, 2023       Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 188         Supreme Court says that creators of Pegasus can be sued, so Perseus and Poseidon best lawyer up source: dw.com   |   share: 15         1. Do not murder your wife. 2. If you do murder your wife, don't tell the police you took your kids for ice cream when you actually went and bought $450 in cleaning supplies and tarps. 3. Do not murder your wife source: cnn.com   |   share: 148   Sun January 08, 2023 (Some Guy)       The first thing you do when you win the $1.1 billion mega millions is hire a lawyer source: lotterypost.com   |   share: 188   Sat January 07, 2023       AMC paves over 61st Street source: avclub.com   |   share: 18         Imposter who stole 1,000 unpublished works of authors pleads guilty. Stephen King just wants his last month's output back source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 9   Fri January 06, 2023       Wells Fargo fires VPee for incident on Air India flight source: dw.com   |   share: 46         Robot lawyer will defend human in court. No doubt to be prosecuted by Unfrozen Caveman lawyer source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 32         Doing coke in a supermarket toilet, jumping in your car with three 16-year-olds, repeatedly driving past your ex while screaming abuse before flipping the vehicle with everyone inside then asking your ex for help? That's a busy day for a 19 year old source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 39         Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place source: cnn.com   |   share: 53         Based on leaked copies of the new Open Game License, Wizards of the Coast to unleash hordes of baatezu lawyers, feed D&D competitors to Tiamat source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 52   Thu January 05, 2023       Skynet is in your personality tests watching you applicate source: phys.org   |   share: 5         Some people attack the power grid because they're domestic terrorists who want to overthrow the government. But others, like these two Washington men, only do it so they can rob a local business. Small blessings source: npr.org   |   share: 83         Some people attack the power grid because they're domestic terrorists who want to overthrow the government. But others, like these two Washington men, only do it so they can rob a local business. Small blessings source: npr.org   |   share: 83   Fri December 30, 2022       'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent' source: kdvr.com   |   share: 42         'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent' source: kdvr.com   |   share: 42         Turns out Bahamian Regulators seized $3.5 billion in FTX assets for 'safekeeping' You can be assured every last penny of that will be siphoned off in lawyer's fees over the next 10 years source: cnbc.com   |   share: 21         Ginni Thomas testified under oath that she and Clarence never discuss pending cases at home. No mention of whether they discuss pending cases in the car, or in a Burger King bathroom, for example source: thehill.com   |   share: 57   Thu December 29, 2022       🎶Highway to the extradition zone🎶 source: marinecorpstimes.com   |   share: 20         Tik-Tok'er who accused a University of Idaho professor of the murder of four students there based on her tarot card readings is convinced she can get the Jury on her side in the defamation suit. After all she's an INFLUENCER right? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 121         They say the easiest way to drown is to try to save a drowning person, corollary source: wfla.com   |   share: 10   Wed December 28, 2022       When Gorsuch is the voice of reason (along with Jackson) source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 57         Self-proclaimed law student Kim Kardashian said that when she visited the Trump WH to advocate for prison sentence reform she "didn't know half of what anyone was saying" because they were using "obscure "attorney lingo" like "Clemency" and "DOJ" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 81         Despite their saying otherwise, the January 6 Committee's report is an inherently political document because the committee is made up of politicians, who are by definition political. Therefore, the only appropriate result is ANGH. I am smart source: msnbc.com   |   share: 163         So they were charging before? source: bbc.com   |   share: 23         FTX founder meets with author of "Big Short" and "Moneyball" as he pivots from Crypto Billionaire to "Please, give me a book deal" source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 6         Former Labor Secretary Eugene Scalia testified that Bill Barr advised him to resign after January 6th, but, "I thought that trying to work within the administration to steady the ship was likely to have greater value." Sadly, that ship had sailed source: mediaite.com   |   share: 19   Tue December 27, 2022       "If you wanna play unfrozen caveman lawyer on your YouTube channel, that's one thing" source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: 32   Mon December 26, 2022       Katie Hobbs' attorneys seek sanctions against Kari Lake and her attorneys source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 75         TFG may have committed crimes, but Santa is innocent source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 20   Sat December 24, 2022       TikToker who used Tarot cards to accuse a professor of murder learns the definition of defamation source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 68         Murder (okay, manslaughter) pays source: msn.com   |   share: 26         Do you think Rudy Giuliani knows any good attorneys? source: politicususa.com   |   share: 70   Fri December 23, 2022       You'd be fuming too if a doctor 'played Russian Roulette' with your penis and unnecessarily amputated it. Just sayin' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 55         Florida Supreme Court reaffirms it's full of Florida source: wfla.com   |   share: 56   Thu December 22, 2022       Publix heiress and her lawyer don't know what the first, fourth, fifth, and 14th Amendment are source: twitter.com   |   share: 59         The FCC would like to discuss your extended warranty source: nypost.com   |   share: 50         Former White House chief ethics lawyer takes a "leave of absence" from his law firm after 1/6 committee report reveals while representing Cassidy Hutchinson, he repeatedly violated attorney-client privilege, and also instructed her to lie under oath source: msn.com   |   share: 91         Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that source: politico.com   |   share: 62         Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that source: politico.com   |   share: 62         Sean Hannity testified under oath in a deposition that he did not believe former President Donald Trump's claims about voting machine fraud in the 2020 election, which just proves how deep the conspiracy to rig the election goes source: mediaite.com   |   share: 50   Wed December 21, 2022     There actually was one good lawyer out there. Sadly, that's "was," not is source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 43         Hey, let's check in on how the cases against those 20 people DeathSanta found to charge with voter fraud are proceeding, shall we? Oh, wow source: npr.org   |   share: 79         Attorney Stefan Passantino advised 1/6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson that she should lie under oath and pretend not to remember things she was asked about. Fark: He was the Trump White House ethics lawyer source: cnn.com   |   share: 67         Attorney Stefan Passantino advised 1/6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson that she should lie under oath and pretend not to remember things she was asked about. Fark: He was the Trump White House ethics lawyer source: cnn.com   |   share: 67         On second thought, let's not kill ALL the lawyers source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 40   Tue December 20, 2022       Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip source: msn.com   |   share: 75         Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip source: msn.com   |   share: 75         How else can you get them to say what you want them to say? source: yahoo.com   |   share: 24         Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Politics. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com   |   share: 36   Mon December 19, 2022       In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 76         FTX CEO Scammer Bankrupt-Fraud is so dumb. How dumb is he? He even screwed up his own extradition hearing and now he's going back to a third world jail cell source: cnbc.com   |   share: 52   Fri December 16, 2022       Woman arrested for the crime of returning a lost credit card while black source: wxyz.com   |   share: 91         Judge, "Hey it's pretty obvious you're planning a mass shooting and have a history of mental health issues and violent outbursts. Anyway here's your guns back" source: apnews.com   |   share: 183   Thu December 15, 2022       Ru-dy has failed source: msn.com   |   share: 54         Ru-dy has failed source: msn.com   |   share: 54         Predictions for for when we will see a Trump indictment to the left, ANGH to the right. TLDR: so many subpoenas source: vice.com   |   share: 233         In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink source: sbsun.com   |   share: 20   Wed December 14, 2022       Jurors in the Trump Organization criminal trial describe what happened during deliberations and how they reached a verdict and, well, let's just say the Trump Org lawyers had all the quality and skill you'd expect from someone representing Trump source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 43         You know, if you should ever find yourself running a multi-billion dollar hedge fund, treat yo-self and hire yourself an actual CPA or ten, Quickbooks really just ain't gonna cut it source: msn.com   |   share: 18         If Alaskan lawmaker becomes member of, donates money to Oath Keepers, does that violate state constitution making him ineligible to hold elected office? Let's find out source: local10.com   |   share: 37   Tue December 13, 2022       Everybody knows that the will was loaded, every lawyer lies with his fingers crossed, everybody knows that we got f*cked over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the kids stay poor, the rich get rich source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 8         Everybody knows that the will was loaded, every lawyer lies with his fingers crossed, everybody knows that we got f*cked over, everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the kids stay poor, the rich get rich source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 8         Wheels of justice turn slowly, but mozzarella empire's big cheese prevails after judge grills witnesses, lawyers shred allegations by poking holes in string of charges which drove wedge between him and family source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 19   Mon December 12, 2022     Justice Jackson won't put up with right wing extremism on the Supreme Court source: msnbc.com   |   share: 55   Sun December 11, 2022       New York woman who pushed an elderly voice coach to her death last winter will try to play the insanity card because she was drunk. That's not how it works, kid source: audacy.com   |   share: 56   Sat December 10, 2022 (Some Guy)       Iowa school district decides to teach kids a lesson on Rosa Parks via immersive learning. Lawyers preparing to teach Iowa school district lesson on check writing source: iowacapitaldispatch.com   |   share: 68   Fri December 09, 2022       Swing and a miss source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 177         What's the deal with lawyers getting banned from Madison Square Garden? source: nypost.com   |   share: 16   Thu December 08, 2022       If you've ever wondered if those "round up for charity" options at the register are legitimate, check out this class-action lawsuit against CVS source: yahoo.com   |   share: 82         In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward source: msn.com   |   share: 37   Wed December 07, 2022       Women sue Apple over stalkers tracking them with AirTags. Apple unsurprised, since their AirTags data showed they'd been going to lawyer's offices source: npr.org   |   share: 4         A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers source: cnn.com   |   share: 78         In this corner, an inmate with a ruptured bag of meth hidden in her body. On the other side, a jail staff that thought she was faking a medical emergency. RELEASE THE LAWYERS source: coloradosun.com   |   share: 57   Tue December 06, 2022       Rudy, the man, the myth, the legend. Long live Rudy source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 60   Mon December 05, 2022       Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 249         Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: 42   Sun December 04, 2022       DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State? source: floridapolitics.com   |   share: 124   Sat December 03, 2022       California's economy is so bad that people can't afford to sue each other anymore source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 105         Whatever the world's problem is, there will always be a lawyer to profit from it source: ibtimes.com   |   share: 15   Fri December 02, 2022       Dried up Arizona Lake gets her lawyers sanctioned including underwear model Alan Dershowitz source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 44         Trump Org lawyers: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?" source: aol.com   |   share: 85   Thu December 01, 2022       Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name source: pagesix.com   |   share: 42         "You are guilty"? source: msn.com   |   share: 54   Wed November 30, 2022       DeSantis's hiatman testifies in court that he was DeSantis's hiatman and that by god he's right. BS legal arguments included source: politico.com   |   share: 57   Tue November 29, 2022       Representative A. Donald McEachin (D-VA) has died from colorectal cancer at the age 61. Fark Cancer source: apnews.com   |   share: 92         He really does have the worst lawyers. Amusing tag for the judge who is sick of their sh...shenanigans source: cnn.com   |   share: 56   Mon November 28, 2022       Serena Williams' stepmom, who's in debt for over $500k and on the verge of losing the tennis star's childhood home, takes a page out of TFG's playbook by calling the terms to payback the debt "grossly unreasonable" and "frivolous" source: the-sun.com   |   share: 10   Sat November 26, 2022       Trudeau defends using emergency powers against morons source: ibtimes.com   |   share: 91   Fri November 25, 2022     Judge appears half naked on virtual court appearance. All rise (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 185         A driver got stuck and called 911, so naturally the cops responded and killed him, and naturally a lawsuit was filed against the cops. Good work, stupid cops. "When you force escalation with someone with disabilities it doesn't end well," source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 113   Thu November 24, 2022       E. Jean Carroll wishes Trump a Happy Thanksgiving, by filing a sexual assault lawsuit against him just after midnight last night source: bipartisanreport.com   |   share: 77   (Some Guy)       600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers source: thenationalnews.com   |   share: 28   Wed November 23, 2022       And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling pension plan administrator source: cbc.ca   |   share: 19         One of the "perks" of working at Yeezy was apparently exclusive screenings of Kim/Kanye amatuer porn videos source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 39         Alex Jones' Lawyers: Texas law caps damages at--- Judge: Nope, your client owes $50 mil source: nypost.com   |   share: 91   Tue November 22, 2022       State Supreme Court in Manhattan has set the trial date for October 2023 for TFG and his merry band of grifters source: cnn.com   |   share: 49         Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works source: ajc.com   |   share: 27         Elon Musk proves his conservative street cred by showing he only has empathy regarding things he has directly experienced source: msn.com   |   share: 129         Friend of Rep. Matt Gaspedal: Your honor, why am I going to jail for all these various crimes I admitted to and my boy Matt here is getting appointed to the House Judiciary Committee? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 112         How to know the judge is pissed. When he tells your lawyer--"You can't keep making the same arguments after you've already lost," and "I just think you're wasting time and resources," source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 44         Lindsey Graham finally going down to Georgia for some sweet tea and fifth source: ajc.com   |   share: 77   Mon November 21, 2022       There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole source: nypost.com   |   share: 48   Sun November 20, 2022       A 9-year-old Black girl spraying lantern flies nearby? Better call in SWAT source: madamenoire.com   |   share: 336         The Federalist Society controls the federal judiciary, so why can't they stop whining? source: vox.com   |   share: 85   Sat November 19, 2022 (Some Guy)       Lawyers nope right out of trying to defend client who can't keep his fingers off the tweet button source: cointelegraph.com   |   share: 19   Fri November 18, 2022       Alex Jones's lawyer suing over big pharma's conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 60         Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern source: npr.org   |   share: 218         Kid gets 10 minutes of a typical Gen X childhood, mom goes to jail source: reason.com   |   share: 288   Thu November 17, 2022       Atomic Monster and Blumhouse to merge but operate independently and not combine, guaranteeing jobs for lawyers, accountants, marketing people and spreadsheets source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 1   Wed November 16, 2022       Skynet definitely has a dog - and now lawyer - in this fight. It's getting more human every day source: theregister.com   |   share: 6         'All I need is one skilled, ethical lawyer to help my father through his divorce.' Bless your heart source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 8         Gavin Newsom's wife exchanges testes with Harvey Weinstein's lawyer, or something source: insider.com   |   share: 10         I am shocked, shocked I say, that the board members of an HOA embezzled millions of dollars. Well not that shocked, those fines for putting a pot of flowers in the wrong place had to go somewhere source: nbcmiami.com   |   share: 34   Tue November 15, 2022       Love means never having to say judicial ethics source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 19   Mon November 14, 2022       Former First Lady's former lawyer becomes Slovenia's first female president with the backing of the centre left anti-Trump government source: bbc.com   |   share: 8         Oath keeper's wife says he went into battle wearing diapers source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 102   Sun November 13, 2022       Jerry Springer is sorry for ruining American culture, showcasing the next crop of GOP contenders source: yahoo.com   |   share: 32   Fri November 11, 2022       Texas man drugs pregnant wife with abortion medications. No word when he'll be hit with the attempted murder charges source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 66         Not to alarm anyone with a Twitter account but security at Twitter right now is a post-it-note on the server room door saying "Please do not hack" source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 252         Not to alarm anyone with a Twitter account but security at Twitter right now is a post-it-note on the server room door saying "Please do not hack" source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 252         Maryland shall rise again? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 68         A Federal judge orders sanctions against Trump lawyers for their lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and the DNC. "This cannot be attributed to incompetent lawyering. It was a deliberate use of the judicial system to pursue a political agenda" source: cnn.com   |   share: 55   Thu November 10, 2022       DC Attorney General to make major announcement about Commanders. No word if its charges against Snyder, related to the RB was shot multiple times, or to remind everyone about Gus Frerotte's headbutt celebration source: espn.com   |   share: 6         Musk's personal lawyer: "Elon isn't afraid of the FTC, he launches rockets". Twitter legal: we're afraid of billion$ in fines, we're out source: theverge.com   |   share: 31   Wed November 09, 2022       The "freedom convoy" disrupted life in Canada, but they didn't do it alone - the cops were secretly helping source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 54         The last polls closed at 1am EST, so when is Garland gonna get off his a$$ and file charges against TFG? This is your Eeyore/Pollyanna/ANGH/Real Soon Now discussion thread source: justice.gov   |   share: 231   Tue November 08, 2022       Well, that's ...odd. Remember that canvasser in Florida that Marco Rubio claimed was viciously beaten by Democrat thugs just for being a Republican? Yeah, he took the Fifth when asked about the Proud Boys visiting him in the hospital source: newsweek.com   |   share: 102   Mon November 07, 2022       Leader of the Oathkeepers Stewart Rhodes: Well, "leader" is a strong word, really I was much more "the guy who always said he was in charge but had NO IDEA that his group had a detailed plan to stage a coordinated assault on the Capitol" source: npr.org   |   share: 61   Sat November 05, 2022       Elon slams former advertisers, thus proving he's no chess player source: thewrap.com   |   share: 278   Fri November 04, 2022       Trump's attempts to destroy election integrity in Georgia are more wacky than we knew source: axios.com   |   share: 33         Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 95         Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 95   Thu November 03, 2022       If Trump runs for president again the DOJ is likely to appoint Special Council 2: Electric Boogaloo source: cnn.com   |   share: 99         Horrible attorney gets away with doing horrible things because other attorneys turn a blind eye, the other attorneys in this instance being those at the CA State Bar source: msn.com   |   share: 43         Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: 87   Wed November 02, 2022       16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park source: wfla.com   |   share: 67         16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park source: wfla.com   |   share: 67   Tue November 01, 2022       Rudy 9/11 keeps his streak alive on lawsuit victories. A record unblemished by success source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 20         If you win $30 million in the lottery, obviously you don't want your wife and kid finding out source: msn.com   |   share: 53         Gwyneth Paltrow practicing wellness by defending her tax bracket. Goops source: gawker.com   |   share: 28         Trump criminal tax fraud trial off to a rough start. Judge interrupts Trump lawyer's opening arguments and sends the jury out for 15 minutes, so he could issue a warning to Trump's lawyer source: twitter.com   |   share: 79         But then again, reasonable attorneys don't have hair dye running down their face source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 11   Mon October 31, 2022       Farks other favorite lawyer shows us the quality one would expect from a lock sold by Apple source: youtube.com   |   share: 19         FBI identifies 'Lady of the Dunes' nearly 50 years after her mutilated body was found near Provincetown, MA. Still no leads on the killer, though Harkonnen is rumored to be lawyering up source: wcvb.com   |   share: 36         Through a series of objections, delays, and motions, John Eastman has convinced 0 courts that the Jan. 6 Committee should not have his crime emails. The Committee has them source: politico.com   |   share: 37   Sat October 29, 2022       Speak softly and carry a big prosecutor source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Fri October 28, 2022       Doctor who testified that COVID vaccines magnetize people is about to be an ex-doctor source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 82         That 70's rape case continues. This week: You can't stop a Scientology terror campaign anymore than you can stop Danny Masterson from having anal with you source: deadline.com   |   share: 113         DoJ dragged TFG's lawyers into sealed court session to demand he return even more classified docs source: cnn.com   |   share: 100   Thu October 27, 2022       All together now this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC source: msnbc.com   |   share: 175         Attorney charged with insurance fraud over fake chiropractor services, which are somehow different from regular chiropractor services source: twincities.com   |   share: 48   Wed October 26, 2022       The jury has found Darrell Brooks, the man who drove his SUV through the Waukesha, WI Christmas parade guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty source: cnn.com   |   share: 148   Tue October 25, 2022       Lawyer who fought to overturn Florida's motorcycle helmet laws overturns his motorcycle source: tampabay.com   |   share: 251         Translation fail: The new Italian prime minister, Giorgia Meloni, has stirred controversy in Italy after announcing that she wants to be referred to as "the prime minister" instead of "the prime minister" source: msn.com   |   share: 101         Adidas to Yeezy: So long and thanks for all the shoes source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 72         While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy source: wfsb.com   |   share: 10         While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy source: wfsb.com   |   share: 10         Harvey Weinstein's lawyers are using the tried and true "Call the governor's wife a bimbo" defense. Let's see how it works out for him source: variety.com   |   share: 25   Mon October 24, 2022       Death at Shotgun Willie's delays trial about death at Shotgun Willie's source: denverpost.com   |   share: 32         Seditious conspiracy trial of "Oathkeepers" leader Stewart "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" Rhodes delayed due to him catching 'vid. Don't worry, if he didn't die of cringe when his sexts were read out in court last week, nothing can kill him source: msn.com   |   share: 25         Breaking News: Stacey Abrams paid a lawyer to do legal work source: politico.com   |   share: 79   Sun October 23, 2022       You're suspended for two years. I'll appeal to the state Supreme Court. OK, you're suspended forever source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 60   Sat October 22, 2022       Well, considering that you didn't show up for the first one, no source: apnews.com   |   share: 53         But, his emails source: axios.com   |   share: 20   Fri October 21, 2022       DeSantis tells judge that governors are just as immune to the law as Presidents are source: tampabay.com   |   share: 61         How bad is the current Texas AG? Well in endorsing his challenger the Dallas Morning News said: "There is little we can find to recommend Rochelle Garza for attorney general except that she is not Ken Paxton. Frankly, that's enough" source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 38         Kooked-up 9/11 conspiracist and lawyer from Long Island charged with 6 felony counts for role in Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol in Washington source: gothamist.com   |   share: 26         The worst lawyers complain to their hand picked Special Master who tells them to go get their shine box, and hurry up source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 98         Parade killer tries the "many fine people on both sides" defense source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 57         Steve Bannon could be awarded a well deserved vacation today with free room, meals and orange jump included source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 314   (Some Guy)       TFG doesn't want to give a DNA sample in his case with E. Jean Carroll. But there could be another way source: politizoom.com   |   share: 65   Thu October 20, 2022 (Some Dexter)       Defund the police forensic orthodontist source: radleybalko.substack.com   |   share: 35         Complete tool arrested for stealing tools source: tmz.com   |   share: 57         Man claims he only gave $300 to a prostitute out of "kindness" and had no intention of having sex with her source: richmond-news.com   |   share: 77         Draco was blotto source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 17   Wed October 19, 2022       Little haberdashery shop under fire for selling fabric depicting Golliwogs. Owners responses are mixed. "They're not Black, they're grey" & "We only get complaints from middle-aged white ladies" etc. Subby went ahead and read the comments, Ray source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 148   Tue October 18, 2022       "Where's the beef?' source: msn.com   |   share: 30         Disbarring me or even disciplining me would be a flagrant abuse of power source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 33         TFG is finally served a court order in his 250 million NY tax fraud case. After three weeks and by electronic mail. Must have used Compuserve. Texas AG Paxton seen ripping the phone lines off his house source: msn.com   |   share: 28         "This is not so much a schedule of loss as a schedule of avarice," said the lawyer for Goldman Farking Sachs source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 6         So how did Trump get his case assigned to Judge Cannon? A: judge shopping source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 86         So how did Trump get his case assigned to Judge Cannon? A: judge shopping source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 86         Police abandon informant, allowing drug dealer to rape her twice. Court lets dealer out on bail. Dealer doesn't show up for trial. Hey Louisiana justice system, admit the dealer's your best bud source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 27   Sat October 15, 2022       And the grift goes on source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 37   Fri October 14, 2022       Prosecutor lays out, in a meticulous fashion, how Donnie's criminal deposition opens him up to potential disaster in his civil cases. It's almost like Don should have consulted a lawyer before hand. Or listened to him. Or not committed all that fraud source: youtube.com   |   share: 37   Thu October 13, 2022       The Hyundai/Kia anti-theft fix is starting to look like a cash grab for dealerships source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 9         "Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial" source: freep.com   |   share: 45         "Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial" source: freep.com   |   share: 45         What do you call two people that share an Amazon account? Primates. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where Subby ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. He will let you know source: fark.com   |   share: 57         Country club: "If you get a hole-in-one on the tenth hole of our tournament, we'll give you a brand new truck." Player: "Done." Club: "Uh, oh, well, um..." Player: "Talk to my lawyer" source: golfdigest.com   |   share: 158   Wed October 12, 2022       Even when they keep their hair dye in check, Trump's lawyers are incompetent source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 27         Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 35         Harvey Weinstein would like... wait. Seriously? Let us laugh even harder source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 30         "Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 62   Tue October 11, 2022       Baltimore City State attorney drops charges against "Serial" defendant in 1999 murder because trial prosecutors blew the entire case source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 50         SCOTUS denied (6-3) the appeal of a TX man convicted of murder, a black man, murdering his white wife, by an all white jury, 4 of whom strongly oppose interracial marriage. The defendant's lawyer didn't mind. SCOTUS did not mind source: twitter.com   |   share: 130   Mon October 10, 2022       Harvey Weinstein's LA trial gets the green light source: bbc.com   |   share: 9   Sun October 09, 2022       If you wonder which nation's laws apply when a Singaporean passenger on a Bahamas-flagged cruise ship in international waters breaks into a woman's cabin and steals a bra, here's a clue: He's gonna get up to 10 years if guilty source: straitstimes.com   |   share: 58

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