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Tue April 20, 2021       James O'Queefe sues Twitter for deploying their defaming banhammer. Dumbass defamation litigation trifecta now in play source: mediaite.com   |   share: 90   Sun April 18, 2021       GOP lawsuits mean Governor Whitmer can't take sensible action to protect residents source: thehill.com   |   share: 111         Man sues Trump for $1 trillion. Dr. Evil nods in approval source: jpost.com   |   share: 27   Sat April 17, 2021       Nintendo sends some goombas to court to sue Bowser source: engadget.com   |   share: 26         Nintendo sends some goombas to court to sue Bowser source: engadget.com   |   share: 26   Fri April 16, 2021       Fyre festival attendees to receive $7,000 each in settlement, which makes you think, "Exactly how much did people pay initially for that trainwreck?" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 27         Fyre festival attendees to receive $7,000 each in settlement, which makes you think, "Exactly how much did people pay initially for that trainwreck?" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 27         Screenwriters for Predator suing Disney to regain rights to what can only barely be called a film source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 71         Famed for losing all those lawsuits for Devin Nunes, attorney Steven Biss takes on a case for a student suing WSJ, WaPo, NY Times, and MSNBC. His record remains unmarred by success source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 14         Chateau Marmont owner looking at losing hotel and an increasing boycott source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 12   Thu April 15, 2021       Your honor, opposing counsel are morons and they should have to pay for being this stupid source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 53   Wed April 14, 2021       Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously source: thehill.com   |   share: 44         Appeals Court trims the fat from Frank Darabont's lawsuit against AMC over royalties for The Walking Dead source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 2   Tue April 13, 2021       NSO Group, trying to dismiss a lawsuit by Facebook: hey don't blame US for selling spyware that allows you to take over someone's phone through Whatsapp, blame our customers for USING the software. Oh, and they're governments, so sovereign immunity source: politico.com   |   share: 14         Hey, wanna blow a Qanonite's spine out their ass? Forward this article and ask if they want to rejoin reality now that Trump's admitted he's not the president anymore source: salon.com   |   share: 66         Life is not like Monopoly. If a bank, or brokerage, makes a mistake in your favor, you're supposed to give it back. Not transfer it to another account and buy a house source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 104         Life is not like Monopoly. If a bank, or brokerage, makes a mistake in your favor, you're supposed to give it back. Not transfer it to another account and buy a house source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 104         ♬ Oh they boo and they hiss and they holler at me, Just because it's a ball and I call it strike three, I'm not wearing my glasses so how can I see, Nobody loves the ump, except the judge in my defamation lawsuit against a former player source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 10   Mon April 12, 2021       Buttigeig hoping cruising can commence this summer. Yeah The Advocate knew exactly what they were doing with that headline source: advocate.com   |   share: 26         A humane and thoughtful analysis of the homelessness problem, specifically the approach demanded in a groundbreaking lawsuit in Southern California, with some hope for the future, by noted compassionate thinker (checks notes) Hugh Hewitt? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 29         Federal court: University of Iowa administrators are personally liable for deregistering Christian student group after it denied leadership role to gay student source: taxprof.typepad.com   |   share: 66   Fri April 09, 2021 (Some Guy)       Pillow Guy hiring Private Investigator. Fox News yawns cautiously source: news2.droolindog.net   |   share: 76         Blocking people on Twitter? That's a lawsuit source: politicususa.com   |   share: 38         Biden seems to be open to allowing vexatious litigants to bankrupt an entire industry source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 387         OJ finds the real settlement with a Las Vegas hotel that realized that if the defamation accusations don't legally fit a jury must acquit for OJ source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 5         Nike sides with Satan after all source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 9   Thu April 08, 2021       DNR agrees not to release PFAS tests according to a memo about coversheets on all the TPS reports source: apnews.com   |   share: 13         Governor Ron DeSantis sues CDC over its no-sail order on cruise ships because billions for businesses always trumps thousands of COVID deaths source: news4jax.com   |   share: 68         Trump senior aide and Wormtongue cosplayer Stephen Miller launches PAC to challenge Biden's policies called "America First Legal" and is being hailed as a "conservative ACLU" source: nypost.com   |   share: 100         Sidney Powell: No reasonable person would believe that the conspiracy theories I presented in court were factual. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel: And yet you still presented them in court, and that's exactly why you should be sanctioned source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 125         Woman who had nude photos leaked resulting in the end of her employment loses lawsuit against publisher. Hulk Hogan can totally destroy Gawker, tho source: thehill.com   |   share: 80         Chris Farley's 'SNL' skits trending after Andrew Giuliani announces his run for New York governor source: nypost.com   |   share: 18         Ft Lauderdale cop being sued for excessive force after mistaking Star Trek memorabilia for real weapons has previously been investigated for use of force SEVENTY-NINE times....though he's been on the force only 4 years source: thehill.com   |   share: 100   Wed April 07, 2021       10 House Democrats join Rep. Bennie Thompson's lawsuit against Trump, Giuliani, the Proud Boys, and Warboys LLC source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 10         Public defender tells female employee her style of dress is causing inmates to masturbate. Employee says it's telling her to file a lawsuit source: klfy.com   |   share: 116   Tue April 06, 2021       Study of online porn sites finds that 1 of 8 suggested videos contains sexual violence. Difficulty: Study based not on video content but on keywords in titles, the most common being "stepmother" source: vice.com   |   share: 189         "I can blame Chinese people for Covid because I'm Korean, and I'll sue you for 10 million dollars if call me racist" says Trumper running for House Seat source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 94         22nd lawsuit alleges Deshaun Watson sought massages from more than 50 women. Sounds like he rubbed a lot of people the wrong way source: si.com   |   share: 12         "The 41-year-old died after choking on tacos while competing in the contest" source: azfamily.com   |   share: 95   Mon April 05, 2021       Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 53         Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 53         Following a successful two-point conversion, lawsuits have taken a 22 point lead over Deshaun Watson source: espn.com   |   share: 3   Sun April 04, 2021       CBS uses the Macgyver defense insisting that remakes are not spinoffs source: deadline.com   |   share: 24         Even judges are getting tired of Devin Nunes' incessant lawsuits. Don't have a cow, your honor source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 58         Even judges are getting tired of Devin Nunes' incessant lawsuits. Don't have a cow, your honor source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 58   Sat April 03, 2021       Maine landlord sues city to make rent a trade secret, arguing that disclosure requirements will be "very uncomfortable for landlords and tenants" source: pressherald.com   |   share: 98   Fri April 02, 2021       Nike does God's work in getting Satan Shoes off the market source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 41   Thu April 01, 2021     Virginia's highest court okays removal of participation trophies source: apnews.com   |   share: 27         Old and busted: Donald Trump's not well aging tweets. New hotness: Donald Trump's not well aging lawsuit statements source: cnn.com   |   share: 53         You would think settling a lawsuit with 1.2 million free eggs would be an April Fool's prank but nope here we are source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 28         Someone give Mike Lindell a drug test source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 111         Dominion is going to have an easy case to show actual harm in their Fox News lawsuit as GOP county commissioners are refusing a Board of Elections demand to fund Dominion voting machines due to Trump voter protests source: cantonrep.com   |   share: 43   Wed March 31, 2021       Deshaun Watson extends his lead in assault lawsuits to 3 touchdowns + extra points source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 47         The U.S. District Court rules that Angel Hernandez wasn't discriminated against. He's just a crappy umpire source: apnews.com   |   share: 32         Blackjack source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 12         Two US Capitol police file lawsuit against Donald Trump for inciting US Capitol terrorist attack that nearly killed them. Wrongful death lawsuits sure to follow source: tmz.com   |   share: 38         American Dream, the ever-cursed NJ super-mega-mall, is creating a credit nightmare source: nj.com   |   share: 23         Soundgarden's band members, in a court filing, have asked Chris Cornell's widow to hand over the band's social media site passwords as they accuse her of locking them out from various platforms source: billboard.com   |   share: 35   Tue March 30, 2021       Ramsey screws over employees screwing on their own time source: msn.com   |   share: 31         Dan Bongino: "I'm an investor in Parler. Just ask Rebekah Mercer." It's Becky: "Yeah, about that" source: salon.com   |   share: 31         NY Court rules Trump must face 'Apprentice' contestant's defamation lawsuit, opening him up to being questioned by lawyers under oath. And yes, you did just just hear the rage screams from all the way over there source: aol.com   |   share: 75         Deshaun Watson has finished deleting all of the incriminating Instagram messages source: houstonchronicle.com   |   share: 8         Deshaun Watson has finished deleting all of the incriminating Instagram messages source: houstonchronicle.com   |   share: 8         God, you modify one stinkin' pair of another company's sneakers with a pentagram and human blood and start selling them as "Satan Shoes," and suddenly they're all like, "Imma sue your ass." What happened to everyone's sense of humor? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 102         Mike Lindell just went so far off the deep end even Steve Bannon has had enough source: salon.com   |   share: 161         Dominion adds 7 more lawyers just in case they decide to file more Kraken squashin source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 30   Mon March 29, 2021       Heads up Big Liars, Dominion v. Fox News is only the beginning source: axios.com   |   share: 22         Since he's not busy prosecuting Breonna Taylor's murderers, the Kentucky Attorney general wants to defend KY's abortion law in federal court instead. The SCOTUS has agreed to decide whether he has standing to do so since the Gov told him not to source: politico.com   |   share: 21         "Mary" is a Houston message therapist who isn't suing Deshaun Watson and says that all the lawsuits against him are probably true source: si.com   |   share: 21         Dominion considers suing defamer-in-chief source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 44   Sun March 28, 2021       Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg source: mediaite.com   |   share: 265   Sat March 27, 2021       Teaching Pro-tip: If you're going to go on a half-hour racist rant about black families maybe make sure you really closed the parent-teacher conference zoom session successfully source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 34         If Oregon State has a Law school, they might want to head over there and have a professor explain the "Pentagon Papers case" and why a Judge is going to laugh himself sick before dismissing the lawsuit the U Filed against AP source: thehill.com   |   share: 21         Michael Flynn's family files lawsuit against CNN for QAnon claims source: salon.com   |   share: 87         Michael Flynn's family files lawsuit against CNN for QAnon claims source: salon.com   |   share: 87         Forward this email to all your friends within 24 hours to get good luck and become a plaintiff in a fraudulent election lawsuit without your knowledge source: twincities.com   |   share: 40   Fri March 26, 2021 (Some Guy)       Georgia GOP: Hooray, we made it harder for people to vote and easier for us to overturn an election. Democrats: Cool, here's a lawsuit source: democracydocket.com   |   share: 105         USC college settles predator gynecologist lawsuit for *pinky finger to mouth* one billion dollars source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 71   Thu March 25, 2021       Practicing pagan sues her employer, Panera Bread, after her managers cut her hours, then tell her she's going to hell source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com   |   share: 35         King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved source: kiro7.com   |   share: 33         Meghan Rapinoe accuses FA of fighting against the team for equal pay source: relayvibes.co   |   share: 31         Old: YoHoHo and a bottle of rum. ... New: SoHoHo and a brand new lawsuit (link fixed) source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 12         Better call... Binnall? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 14   Wed March 24, 2021       As right-wingers squabble, Steve Bannon reports that the My Pillow guy is "coming hot and hard." Further reporting indicates that we're not doing phrasing anymore source: salon.com   |   share: 46         As right-wingers squabble, Steve Bannon reports that the My Pillow guy is "coming hot and hard." Further reporting indicates that we're not doing phrasing anymore source: salon.com   |   share: 46   Tue March 23, 2021       HGTV star finds out the hard way that before you buy a house to make $60K in renovations, you need to make sure that the seller actually owns the house source: mlive.com   |   share: 26         James Huntsman sues LDS church to recover millions in tithing. Church says tithing is voluntary. Guess those year end meetings with church officials to square up your 10% "donation" based on your annual income is voluntary too? source: sltrib.com   |   share: 114         Deshaun Watson is moving into Bill Cosby territory as number of woman accusers now at 24, the Count is unavailable for comment source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 53   Mon March 22, 2021       Sydney Powell seeks to have the Dominion defamation suit against her dropped, arguing that Trump supporters are simply the common clay of the New West source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 115         Sydney Powell seeks to have the Dominion defamation suit against her dropped, arguing that Trump supporters are simply the common clay of the New West source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 115         Facebook set to ban SCOTUS source: reuters.com   |   share: 8         Three. THREE more sexual assault allegations against Deshaun Watson, including one in March... of 2021 source: espn.com   |   share: 35         Three. THREE more sexual assault allegations against Deshaun Watson, including one in March... of 2021 source: espn.com   |   share: 35         Tony Buzbee's threat of 47 additional lawsuits has not deterred some teams from still wanting Deshaun Watson source: houstonchronicle.com   |   share: 20   Sun March 21, 2021       Washington calls out the National Guard to retrieve unemployment overpayments source: columbian.com   |   share: 55         In fact, sue him long and hard until only a withered husk remains, and then sue the husk source: latimes.com   |   share: 44   Sat March 20, 2021       GOP Rep purposely loses $15,000 to find out source: foxnews.com   |   share: 111   Fri March 19, 2021       With electronic communication, who needs to live in the area they represent. At this rate, the Florida tag will apply to all political submissions source: triblive.com   |   share: 19         Aaaaaand we're up to 7 Deshaun Watson lawsuits source: espn.com   |   share: 36         NYC strip clubs sue New York state over COVID shutdown, citing the essential nature of pole workers source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 22   Thu March 18, 2021       Ohio Attorney General sues Biden Administration over key element in $1.9T COVID-19 relief package that forces states to choose between receiving funding and lowering taxes source: upi.com   |   share: 63         Ohio Attorney General sues Biden Administration over key element in $1.9T COVID-19 relief package that forces states to choose between receiving funding and lowering taxes source: upi.com   |   share: 63         Deshaun Watson accused of sexual assault. Not a repeat of yesterday. Or earlier this morning source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 37       Imagine telling your 1996-1998 self that Eric Bischoff would be going into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2021. It'd be a pretty bizarre story, even without explaining that whole panda lawsuit thing source: wwe.com   |   share: 17         This is bad news. For Omarosa source: thehill.com   |   share: 24   Wed March 17, 2021       Drink bottled water? If you encounter hepatitis, fever, fatigue, loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, dark urine, clay or gray-colored bowel movements, joint pain, yellow eyes, or jaundice, consult your doctor source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 11         The Deshaun Watson saga won't have a happy ending source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 32         Houston Police don't say they had to shoot a 1-year old in the head, but they do say he had a history of tantrums and furtive movements source: click2houston.com   |   share: 224   Tue March 16, 2021       Arizona judge tells AZ GOP, challenging President Biden's win, to go get their shinebox: "The public has a right to expect the Arizona Republican Party to conduct itself respectfully....It has failed to do so in this case" source: usatoday.com   |   share: 50         Oh yeah, well I'll get a better lawsuit with blackjack and hookers source: newsweek.com   |   share: 63         Judge: ok so maybe I made a tiny error when I lost my temper and sentenced a man to 12 months in prison without allowing him a defense. That shouldn't void my judicial immunity, right? source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: 69         Griddy files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, having allowed Texas to Find Out source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 43   Mon March 15, 2021       We're going to keep our restaurant open without a County Health Permit and City Conditional Use Permit. What are you going to do abo [CLICK] source: foxla.com   |   share: 22   Sun March 14, 2021       How incognito is incognito mode? A judge in California tells Google that yes, they really do have to answer that question in court. On the record. With $5 billion in damages at stake source: theverge.com   |   share: 88         Trump will be drained of his wealth by civil suits and then convicted based on discovery evidence source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 119   Fri March 12, 2021       Growing pot on state land? You better believe the cops will run you over with a bulldozer for that source: witf.org   |   share: 83         Carretta claims edible chocolate penis caused him to suffer "fear, apprehension, harm, and emotional distress" source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 28   Thu March 11, 2021     Woman tries to distract woman banging on the door from inside the house with the boobies when running up to porch to steal package (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 56         Murder suspect: "I rented a car on that date - the receipt will prove my innocence." Hertz: " We don't have a receipt." Man is convicted. Hertz after man is in prison for murder: "Oh, we do have it after all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " source: nypost.com   |   share: 157         Devin Nunes' lawyer and Roger Stone's lawyer got to together to take on the Daily Beast and defend the Unite States, and they aren't very good lawyers source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 39         Devin Nunes' lawyer and Roger Stone's lawyer got to together to take on the Daily Beast and defend the Unite States, and they aren't very good lawyers source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 39   Wed March 10, 2021       Trump loses another lawsuit source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 23         Protip: If you're a police chief calling a confidential informant, be sure you have the right number, especially before leaving a voicemail source: nj.com   |   share: 21   Tue March 09, 2021       Lawsuit filed against school segregation in A) Mississippi II. Alabama Fark: New York City. Amusing Tag selected by Mississippi submitter source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 51       Arizona man can sue Costco over leaking his twice-cancelled erectile dysfunction medication prescription. It's not news, it's K-JiZZ source: kjzz.org   |   share: 42         Fear not, the new $4b bridge is in no danger of collapsing into the river. It's our word as political appointees versus those shifty pointy-headed civil engineers source: poughkeepsiejournal.com   |   share: 23         Property Brothers leave couple with home full of code violations, doors that do not hang properly, warped cabinetry, and shoddy grout work source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 24         Twelve inland states sue Biden to stop him tackling climate change to prevent them from becoming coastal states source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 74         "Dear Supreme Court justices, I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. what should I do?" source: thehill.com   |   share: 43         Skipper of the Ghost Ship gets nine years in the brig source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 55   Mon March 08, 2021       Apparently the NFL still practices phrenology source: kob.com   |   share: 14   Thu March 04, 2021       January 6 insurrectionist served with civil rights lawsuit --- at Mar-a-Lago. Yes, him source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 89   Tue March 02, 2021       There Goes Mr. Jordan source: cnn.com   |   share: 40   Mon March 01, 2021       Let's check in with our favorite bumbling political hacks. With double prosecution goodness source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 42   Sun February 28, 2021       A report on how the My Pillow guy jumped on the Trump Train to save his failing business and because of that he's about to get sued into the seventh level of corporate hell source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 75         Midshipman threatens citizens and makes racist comments, sues to prevent expulsion from USNA, settles. Yes, because the way to ensure a successful career is to start by suing an admiral source: military.com   |   share: 76         Midshipman threatens citizens and makes racist comments, sues to prevent expulsion from USNA, settles. Yes, because the way to ensure a successful career is to start by suing an admiral source: military.com   |   share: 76   Fri February 26, 2021       The lawyer behind in re Gondor will be speaking at the Temple of Armenelos next week source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 15         US court rules that Best Korea pay 2.3 billion dollars in damages to crew held prisoner in 1968. Hero tag is for Judge and the brave US Navy crew source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 66         That whistling sound is subby's panties flying off at the sentence "Dominion Is going to unleash legal Armageddon on Trump election truthers" source: vice.com   |   share: 65   Thu February 25, 2021       New task force has reunited over 100 migrant children with their parents, with 506 still separated source: thehill.com   |   share: 49         Dominion's lawsuits are not like Devin Nunes's lawsuits. "They involve provably false statements of fact, some of which were made after the defendants were notified of their falsity" source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 62         Video shows BLM protester running away unarmed before being fatally shot, contradicting police statement that he had a rifle source: vice.com   |   share: 193         81 people attend a high-intensity fitness class for a week. 22 of them are covid-positive on the first day. Calculate the R value if a week later 55 of them are covid positive. As a bonus, calculate the lawsuit value the gym might be facing source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 62   Wed February 24, 2021       Florida Republican: that's it. That's the headline source: politico.com   |   share: 19         Florida Republican: that's it. That's the headline source: politico.com   |   share: 19   Tue February 23, 2021       Judge rules California can have nice things source: theverge.com   |   share: 68         Trump preparing to defend himself regarding tax returns. Rape allegations: "Hey, remember me?" source: reuters.com   |   share: 37         Patron saint of virgins, girls and chastity sued for malpractice source: abc30.com   |   share: 11         Epic pays off lawsuit with imaginary money; considers using the precedent to pay off the IRS source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 12         Giuliani tried to dodge being served with $1 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit, source says source: msn.com   |   share: 108         Giuliani tried to dodge being served with $1 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit, source says source: msn.com   |   share: 108   Mon February 22, 2021       SCOTUS has a stormy Monday and blocks Daniels' defamation case against Trump source: yahoo.com   |   share: 22         MyLawsuit source: newsandguts.com   |   share: 114   Sun February 21, 2021       Here come the ERCOT lawsuits source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 292   Sat February 20, 2021       In its lawsuit against Epic, Apple's crack legal team decides that Valve should just give it years of valuable proprietary data because of reasons source: theverge.com   |   share: 38   Fri February 19, 2021       Self-styled law talking guy tries to word salad his way to Lin Wood levels of craziness. Bonus points for publicizing a domain he doesn't own, with predictable results source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 37         UK Supreme Court "unanimously" rules that Uber drivers are in fact workers and not contractors, entitled to minimum wage and holiday pay source: thehill.com   |   share: 66         Chris Cornell's widow is less than outshined with the buyout offer from Soundgarden source: msn.com   |   share: 59         Looks like 'back alley doctors' will be making a comeback in South Carolina source: reuters.com   |   share: 56   Thu February 18, 2021       Conservative 'Speech First' organization claims that civil rights are violated when Florida Universities ban people from saying racist things, and that they understand what the First Amendment is source: mynews13.com   |   share: 34         Trump will be 'busy' with lawsuits for the rest of his life: Laurence Tribe source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 47         A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed against CNN by one of Devin Nunes' aides, who now can be cow-ntersued for the damages he's caused source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 26   Wed February 17, 2021       Human rights-abusing recipient of U.S. arms sales complains that a human rights-abusing country is receiving U.S. arms sales source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 12         *Lightning crashes* So, it has come to this. DUNN DUNN DUNNNN. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, overly dramatic edition source: fark.com   |   share: 41         A lawsuit about how much beer should go into a glass, gives judge license to fit as many puns as he could into his judgement source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 19         Court rules Pharrell crossed no clear lines in talking about Blurred Lines source: music.avclub.com   |   share: 9         New York sues Amazon for COVID-19 workplace safety failures, which, when you think about it, is a pretty good way of distracting from the governor's failures in accurately reporting COVID-19 nursing home deaths source: npr.org   |   share: 21         Biden Administration wants to remove 8 cops from the lawsuit over federal violence at Lafayette Park, leaving Trump Administration and Trump as defendants since they ordered all that shiat source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: 183   Tue February 16, 2021       Giuliani out as Trump's lawyer. Wonder if he ever got paid source: cnn.com   |   share: 62         50 year$ after "The Andy Griffith $how" went off the air, the que$tion a$ to owner$hip of it$ iconic theme $ong remain$ in litigation source: cheatsheet.com   |   share: 43         Black franchise owner sues McDonald's over persistent bias. Says his restaurants have arches not arcs, and the buns have seeds source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 32         Trump, Giuliani, Proud Boys and Oath Keepers sued for violating the Ku Klux Klan Act source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 67         Trump, Giuliani, Proud Boys and Oath Keepers sued for violating the Ku Klux Klan Act source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 67   Mon February 15, 2021       NC businessman files yet another lawsuit to stop the steal source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 60   Sat February 13, 2021       Bad: you are being sued by a former employee. Worse: You lose the lawsuit. Fark: you find out all about this the day the court seizes your bank account to pay for the damages source: soranews24.com   |   share: 44         Bad: you are being sued by a former employee. Worse: You lose the lawsuit. Fark: you find out all about this the day the court seizes your bank account to pay for the damages source: soranews24.com   |   share: 44         Still bitter over the Rams moving to LA in 2016, the city of St. Louis is suing Rams owner Stan Kroenke, the NFL, and all 31 individual NFL teams for .... *pinky to mouth* .... ONE BEEEEEEELLLLLLION DOLLARS *arched eyebrow* source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 32         Still bitter over the Rams moving to LA in 2016, the city of St. Louis is suing Rams owner Stan Kroenke, the NFL, and all 31 individual NFL teams for .... *pinky to mouth* .... ONE BEEEEEEELLLLLLION DOLLARS *arched eyebrow* source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 32         Either there really was no one else or they're just messing with us now. In either case I am grateful for the promise of more entertainment source: forbes.com   |   share: 33         Either there really was no one else or they're just messing with us now. In either case I am grateful for the promise of more entertainment source: forbes.com   |   share: 33   Fri February 12, 2021       The three stooges demand end to multi-million dollar lawsuit filed against them for peddling baseless voter fraud claims source: mediaite.com   |   share: 52   Thu February 11, 2021       Amazon and Ferragamo sue several firms and people over counterfeit products while admitting spitting in the ocean has always been a passion of theirs source: reuters.com   |   share: 7         Robinhood-related suicide of 20-year-old was simply misunderstanding, but Robinhood customer service was too slow to respond. If you aren't paying for the product, you are the product source: cnn.com   |   share: 29   Wed February 10, 2021       The claim "Trump Won 2/3rds of Election Lawsuits Where Merits Considered" is true, but only if you count any GOP lawsuit going back to March 2020 to be "Trump" and don't count dismissing a case for having no evidence as "considering its merits" source: politifact.com   |   share: 30         The truth about the McDonald's Coffee Lady source: themarysue.com   |   share: 24   Tue February 09, 2021       The Daily Show says goodbye to Lou Dobbs and Mediaite is horrified or something source: mediaite.com   |   share: 47         DOJ drops lawsuit against Melania's friend who recorded the ex-FLOTUS's racist tirade source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 24         Grandfather of the Year candidate gets three years probation for killing his granddaughter source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 55   Mon February 08, 2021       Texas working on bill to combat Big Tech censorship. Subby suggests starting by learning the definition of "censorship " source: theepochtimes.com   |   share: 75   Sun February 07, 2021       Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: 81         Sure, why not? Might as well at this point source: mediaite.com   |   share: 97   Sat February 06, 2021       Lawsuits have consequences source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 40   Fri February 05, 2021       Old and busted: Trump hotel sucks. New hotness: Trump hotel illegally sucks water from the Chicago River source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 14         Olivia Wilde blacklists half of Hollywood source: yahoo.com   |   share: 49         Bounty hunters to cops: Help us perform a warrantless search of this house. Cops: We have no idea what agency these guys are from, but they have cool official-looking jackets, so let's go source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 82         Normally when you hear about someone suing for a billion dollars, your response is to roll your eyes and say "sure, whatever you say, pal"; but legal experts say Smartmatic's $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox News has real teeth, and they could win source: cnn.com   |   share: 54         Normally when you hear about someone suing for a billion dollars, your response is to roll your eyes and say "sure, whatever you say, pal"; but legal experts say Smartmatic's $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox News has real teeth, and they could win source: cnn.com   |   share: 54         Sue Taylor Swift at your own peril, Utah source: nme.com   |   share: 47         Sue Taylor Swift at your own peril, Utah source: nme.com   |   share: 47         Coffee bean lawsuit has no grounds source: boston.com   |   share: 5   Thu February 04, 2021       Migos drops lawsuit against talent lawyer as no one associates Migos with talent source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 13         In other news, Nelson Muntz, Captain Haddock, Ha Ha Guy seen gasping for breath source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 83         Trump appointee Roger Severino sues to avoid the old severino source: politico.com   |   share: 40         McKinsey & Co, consultant to corps and govs to pay $573mil to settle on its role in helping "turbocharge" opioid sales. This is hyuge because they always legally claimed they only make recommendations - its advice is not its clients' actions source: nytimes.com   |   share: 5   Wed February 03, 2021       Like an Australian animal sex tape the My Pillow guy cancelled on the air source: vox.com   |   share: 36         Justice Department admits that its entire lawsuit against Yale for "discriminating" against whites and Asians was just more Trump-inspired nonsense; drops the entire thing source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 28         Kanye does what Kanye does, lawyers do what they do source: deadstate.org   |   share: 20         You must be this tall to ride "No, It's Becky" source: abc4.com   |   share: 48   Tue February 02, 2021       Nazi enthusiast sued for shooting woman in back with AR-15 after she tore down his swastika flag. Correction: One of his swastika flags source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 152       Michigan officials file paperwork to disbar Sidney Powell and other attorneys who peddled false election claims source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 19   Sun January 31, 2021       Jessica Simpson weighs in on Subway's tuna controversy source: deadline.com   |   share: 82         Christian Mom: Commercial that shows lesbians eating ice cream 'brainwashes' the viewers. And in related news, I found my newest fetish source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com   |   share: 270         Robinhood fined $65 million by SEC source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 58         Keurig to settle class action lawsuit, one tiny payout at a time source: yahoo.com   |   share: 14   Sat January 30, 2021       HOAs are the fourth level of hell source: nbc-2.com   |   share: 109         Florida cops were asked to check on a guy who wasn't answering his phone. They found him unresponsive, threw a magazine at him and left. Turns out he was dying source: tampabay.com   |   share: 104   Fri January 29, 2021       Goosed lawyer: By the power of Gondor I file this lawsuit to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and a TRO against the media for making fun of me. Trump judge: LOL source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 33       Dominion planning to add Individual #1 to their $1.3 billion defamation lawsuit. That's a lotta shiatty wine and steaks source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 33   Thu January 28, 2021       Redditraders go all Little John on Robin Hood for cancelling Christmas source: thehill.com   |   share: 95         Lawsuit alleging fraud in breathalyzer tests filed by a lawyer who totally looks like he stars in his own DWI commercials on late night TV source: freep.com   |   share: 27         The DIY makerspace movement is sweeping the country, but you should probably still go to experts for some commodities. Like Covid-19 vaccines, for one source: aol.com   |   share: 12         Zuckerbook preparing to sue over App Store privacy measures. Tim Apple: you're always welcome to make your own phones...oh wait, you last tried 8 years ago source: appleinsider.com   |   share: 10         Old and busted: yoga mat chemical in the bread, non-tesselated cheese. New lawsuitness: the tuna salad contains no fish whatsoever source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 30         Old and busted: yoga mat chemical in the bread, non-tesselated cheese. New lawsuitness: the tuna salad contains no fish whatsoever source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 30   Tue January 26, 2021       Remember that business that decided to pay all its employees 70k Salaries? I wonder how they are doing... oh.. oh.. oh no... covid... wait...they're doing fine, most employees happily agreed to a 30% pay cut until conditions improved source: boingboing.net   |   share: 25         You think we've seen crazy election lawsuits? Hon, you ain't seen nothing yet source: twitter.com   |   share: 87   Mon January 25, 2021       This just in from the 'good luck with that' dept: Former NJ candidates and activists join a federal lawsuit to take their election ballot design out of the corrupt party machines' hands source: gothamist.com   |   share: 4         Italy's consumer association sues Apple for planned iPhone obsolescence. Apple replied "it had never done anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product, or degrade the user experience to drive customer upgrades" without laughing source: reuters.com   |   share: 9         FKA Twigs said she has PTSD after dating Shia LeBeouf. Rest of world feels the same after watching any of his recent movies source: bbc.com   |   share: 36         Dominion Voting Systems and their Venezuelan owner files $1.3 billion defamation suit against Giuliani source: cnn.com   |   share: 105   Sun January 24, 2021       DJ Spinderella is salty about new Lifetime movie and peppers Twitter with her complaints source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 19         Ontario recovers $11M allegedly embezzled Covid funds from senior IT developer. In fact, they recovered even more than the $11M. Wait, what? Is someone embezzling the un-embezzled embezzlement? How puzzling source: cbc.ca   |   share: 18         Ontario recovers $11M allegedly embezzled Covid funds from senior IT developer. In fact, they recovered even more than the $11M. Wait, what? Is someone embezzling the un-embezzled embezzlement? How puzzling source: cbc.ca   |   share: 18   Fri January 22, 2021       L.A. Sheriff Villanueva rejects oversight panel's findings, and says the LASD will continue to be a safe place for racists of all nationalities to behave in an abusive manner source: ktla.com   |   share: 29       Cowboy Cosplayers for Trump lawsuit claiming being amoral insurrectionist douchebags doesn't qualify as political action has been dismissed source: santafenewmexican.com   |   share: 17         If you had "two days" before the Republicans started their efforts to obstruct Biden, come collect your prize. Texas' Attorney General, the one that filed that embarrassing election lawsuit has filed suit over Biden's EO on immigration source: cnn.com   |   share: 81         Alex Jones: Can you toss these lawsuits? Texas Court: How about, no? Does no work for you? source: msn.com   |   share: 36   Thu January 21, 2021       Someone got Ubuntu to run on Apple's new M1 processor source: theverge.com   |   share: 9         Slaughter at the FTC source: reuters.com   |   share: 41         NRA can't use its bankruptcy filing to escape NY's lawsuit source: twitter.com   |   share: 45   Wed January 20, 2021       Who to root for here? Florida man, or Penn State? He sells beer and cigars. They are Penn State. Decisions, Decisions source: pennlive.com   |   share: 8   Tue January 19, 2021     Turns out that the NRA may not be able to dump all that debt into bankruptcy and just reincorporate in Texas, apparently some of the major donors have a problem with all of Wayne LaPierre financial fraud. And Boy howdy there is a lot of it source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: 52         Today's "batshiat crazy lawsuit with no chance of winning" comes from two Texas lawyers who are seeking to permanently bar all current House members and Senators from public office for some damn reason source: twitter.com   |   share: 58         Throw another lawsuit on the Trumpster fire source: thehill.com   |   share: 13   Mon January 18, 2021       Republican Party eager to punish anyone who dared to do their job source: amp.detroitnews.com   |   share: 27         Meet Roberta Kaplan, who represents three separate plaintiffs in defamation and fraud lawsuits against Trump whose life she is about to make very, very difficult source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 31         Boeing settles $25 million whistleblower lawsuit for continuing to harass and fire employees who believe company "ethics" propaganda is meant to be followed source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 11   Sun January 17, 2021       Grab a shoe. Cockroach is back source: cnn.com   |   share: 135   Fri January 15, 2021       America, every once in a while you need to take a breath, take stock of everything, and remember that in spite of being a traitorous threat to democracy, Donald Trump is also a terrible, terrible human being source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 39         A Florida man bet a friend $100 that Trump would win the election. Then he refused to pay up so his friend filed a lawsuit against him source: tampabay.com   |   share: 66         A class action lawsuit has been kindled over Amazon and its e-book pricing source: reuters.com   |   share: 13   Thu January 14, 2021       A judge told Portland PD to knock it off with the excessive force. Portland PD does not, in fact, knock it off. The judge says firing the cop at fault would be "overly punitive", and the city thinks 2 hours of training will fix it. Consequences? Feh source: courthousenews.com   |   share: 21         NY AG sues NYPD, NYPD sues NY AG, Cuomo sues himself by mistake source: cnn.com   |   share: 27   Wed January 13, 2021       Boo farking hoo: Parler CEO says app may not return source: financialpost.com   |   share: 85         Boo farking hoo: Parler CEO says app may not return source: financialpost.com   |   share: 85   Tue January 12, 2021       Liz Harrington, a former spokesperson for the RNC: "...the real insurrection...happened on November 4th at about 3:30 in the morning, when all those vote dumps were dropped... That was the overthrow." So Donald Trump is still president, I guess source: mediaite.com   |   share: 58         San Jose winger Evander Kane files for bankruptcy after repeatedly betting on Sharks in 6 source: amp.usatoday.com   |   share: 20   Mon January 11, 2021       US Supreme Court denies expedited consideration to lawsuits filed by Trump's campaign challenging election procedures. Unfortunately, unless trolls are felled by fire or acid damage they just regenerate and resume attacking in a few rounds source: cnbc.com   |   share: 10         Out of tragedy springs innovation. Out of innovation spring lawsuits source: cbc.ca   |   share: 37   Fri January 08, 2021       In a copyright infringement settlement, Nicki Minaj pays Tracy Chapman enough to buy several fast cars source: foxnews.com   |   share: 30   Thu January 07, 2021       Trump campaign withdraws four lawsuits challenging Georgia election results. Subby has lost count how many this is, but good source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 16         A lawyer for one of Trump's lawsuits - the one who irked a judge by saying there were "a nonzero number of people in the room" watching the count - is asking to not be on the case anymore because his services have been used "to perpetrate a crime" source: twitter.com   |   share: 49   Wed January 06, 2021       Fresh off the video released where Chicago PD raided the wrong apartment and handcuffed a naked woman, we get video footage of an officer intentionally running over a woman trying to get his attention. CPD fought for a year to keep this video private source: theroot.com   |   share: 13         John Depp is bad at acting, winning lawsuits source: deadline.com   |   share: 18   Tue January 05, 2021       Who's buying FM radio stations these days? Fringe religious groups, that's who source: radioinsight.com   |   share: 33   Mon January 04, 2021       Take note: this is how you put a stop to frivolous election lawsuits. Holy shiat this judge is unhappy source: twitter.com   |   share: 91   Sun January 03, 2021       Trump is about to lose two more lawsuits re: The Trump Tape source: twitter.com   |   share: 223         Much of America: Police violence is out of control. Iowa Supreme Court: yeah but we should limit damages paid to victims in excessive force cases, can't be putative here source: apnews.com   |   share: 72   Sat January 02, 2021       Gohmert goads on goon squads after getting quashed source: msn.com   |   share: 103         Criminally Indicted Sheriff (R) can't understand how he lost reelection, sues to overturn election results ("Murica" wins since "Texas" doesn't have its own tag, yet) source: amp.statesman.com   |   share: 91   Fri January 01, 2021       Cops murdering Black people: Qualified Immunity. Foster parents murdering an 11-month old child: Qualified Immunity source: kob.com   |   share: 80         Cops murdering Black people: Qualified Immunity. Foster parents murdering an 11-month old child: Qualified Immunity source: kob.com   |   share: 80   Thu December 31, 2020       He needs to wear a puffy shirt suitable for filing a frivolous lawsuit. If only the judge would make him appear tonight at 10:30pm. He didn't file it in person -- court Covid rules. The US Supreme Court won't get this case until never source: thehill.com   |   share: 37         Lin Wood is clearly insane source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 93         Lin Wood is clearly insane source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 93   Wed December 30, 2020       In addition to being a perv and a jackass, the minority owners of the Redacteds claim that Dan Snyder is also a thief source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 7         This is Trump's final "Fark You" to America source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 73   Tue December 29, 2020       King's Hawaiian sued for the most blatant case of false advertising since "The Neverending Story" source: nypost.com   |   share: 80         And just like his credibility, lawsuit by "Hunter Biden laptop repairman" is dismissed source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 106         BMG releases Christmas album with Jehovah's Witness song, among others. Difficulty: Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas as it's a pagan holiday, nor do they recognize other religions. Lawsuitilarity ensues source: torrentfreak.com   |   share: 42   Mon December 28, 2020       GOP lawsuit to rig the Georgia runoff elections is thrown out, surprising 0's of legal observers source: twitter.com   |   share: 42         At least Musk's not-a-flamethrower was honestly advertised source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 18   Sat December 26, 2020     Another reason to respect and admire Olivia Wilde: She can now add "fired Shia LaBeouf" to her resume source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 70         As dumb as a bag of Stones source: mediaite.com   |   share: 106   Fri December 25, 2020       Gearbox and Duke Nukem composer settle for a royalty amount of $1 per unit sold. No word on what he'll do with the $5 source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 8         Trump seeks to have Mary Trump's lawsuit against him dismissed because it's ... wait for it ... "laden with conspiracy theories" source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 32         John Depp's lawyers claim he didn't get a fair trial source: theguardian.com   |   share: 13   Thu December 24, 2020       This lawsuit is gonna be delicious source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 104         🎶 Leticia James, you supoenaed the furrowed fields of Jacob Wohl 🎶 source: salon.com   |   share: 54   Wed December 23, 2020     The Village Voice is back from the dead source: nytimes.com   |   share: 5         A cryptocurrency you've never heard of drops 25% after the SEC gets all lawsuit-y. Either that or someone let their cat walk across their keyboard source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         A cryptocurrency you've never heard of drops 25% after the SEC gets all lawsuit-y. Either that or someone let their cat walk across their keyboard source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Strangest election lawsuit of 2020 (so far) --- seeking to invalidate all federal and state election laws of the last 130 years. That's all source: twitter.com   |   share: 105   Tue December 22, 2020     The actual Kraken is released source: npr.org   |   share: 84       The actual Kraken is released source: npr.org   |   share: 84         Kraken lawyer Lin Wood is representing Carter Page in DE lawsuit... Correction: Lin Wood may or may not be representing Carter Page in DE lawsuit, depending on how he responds to angry judge's show cause order source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 44         Google and Facebook form trust to block anti-trust source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14   Mon December 21, 2020       Rebekah Jones sues Florida Department of Law Enforcement for farking around, expecting no consequences source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: 40         Rebekah Jones sues Florida Department of Law Enforcement for farking around, expecting no consequences source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: 40         Fox, Newsmax, OAN farked around, found out that defamation lawsuits are expensive source: twitter.com   |   share: 107         Part of Trump's newest Supreme Court lawsuit to overturn the election is a threat of violence. The rest of the lawsuit is BS source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 49         Federal Judge rejects lawsuit filed jointly by the Perdue and Loffler campaigns and the state and national GOP asking the judge to block registered voters from voting in the upcoming run-off source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 58         The "Red Slime" lawsuit, in which the voting machine companies Smartmatic and Dominion Systems are suing Fox News, OAN, Newsmax and others for lying about them, has the potential to drive at least some of those networks out of business source: sfgate.com   |   share: 111         "Appeal Filed In Harvard Circumcision Case" is one of those headlines that leaves out details and is thus considerably more boring than its article source: patch.com   |   share: 33         "Appeal Filed In Harvard Circumcision Case" is one of those headlines that leaves out details and is thus considerably more boring than its article source: patch.com   |   share: 33

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