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Fri August 14, 2020
		Caught on camera taking an envelope full of cash as a bribe, mayor claims the envelope was empty source: justice.gov \| share:	44

Thu August 13, 2020
		"Good boy" source: sltrib.com \| share:	60

Wed August 12, 2020
		Some Manasshole decided to open fire on an Air Force helicopter source: the-sun.com \| share:	103
		Even if you use a fake name to post "KILL EM ALL" on a livestream of a protest in late June, it's probably not a good idea to do so. Isn't that right, officer? source: denver.cbslocal.com \| share:	85

Thu August 06, 2020
		FBI finally catches escapee after 46 years. He was pretty fast for a 77-year-old source: msn.com \| share:	33
		Jake Paul finally in a video that warms the heart as the FBI takes all his toys from his tacky mansion source: tmz.com \| share:	47

Wed August 05, 2020
		For a change it wasn't an American tourist damaging a statue at a museum while posing for a photo source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Tue August 04, 2020
		I for one welcome our potentially explosive robot criminal overlords (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	13

Mon August 03, 2020
		The Portland Police Bureau deployed tear gas munitions an estimated 96 times between May 29 and July 4 source: wweek.com \| share:	81

Sat August 01, 2020
		Apparently the DHS is less concerned with the rule of law or the constitutional protections of privacy, and just more or less acts as a henchtoady for the chief of the executive branch. But do enjoy your freedom source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	45
		Fort Bend County denies that their narcotics team is racially profiling, says it's just a coincidence that...ummm...97.5% of stops made by one officer were of Hispanic drivers source: houstonchronicle.com \| share:	37
		Malory Archer is going to be so pissed source: theage.com.au \| share:	34
		Federal agents withdrew from Portland's BLM protests, leaving the city to chaos and violence. Just kidding, the night passed without incident source: theguardian.com \| share:	68

Fri July 31, 2020
		Detroit police officers now have a duty to intervene if they see wrongdoing by fellow cops. Tag is for how it should have been handled all along source: detroitnews.com \| share:	60
		That high profile Twitter hack? The teen "mastermind" was arrested this morning in Fark's favorite state source: wfla.com \| share:	114
		DHS had major dossiers and files on all journalists covering the Portland unrest, "just in case" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	57

Thu July 30, 2020
		A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	119

Wed July 29, 2020
		$500/minute seems fair source: oregonlive.com \| share:	55
		Subby is trying to come up with a funny headline but keeps getting stuck on the part where the county Sheriff just told the county library that his office won't be answering their 911 calls because their board supports Black Lives Matter. Help source: sheriff.douglascountynv.gov \| share:	70

Tue July 28, 2020
		"These people are out there protesting Donald Trump, he flips the script and makes it as if they're protesting against average everyday Americans, hard-working Americans just trying to get a paycheck" source: huffpost.com \| share:	44

Mon July 27, 2020
		State and local leaders had succeeded in easing some of the turbulence in their streets, at least until the small handed orange whirlwind of confusion got involved source: nytimes.com \| share:	24

Sun July 26, 2020
		The Portland leaf blower wars have escalated: the troops have brought their own blowers, and the protestors are using gas powered backpack units source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	150

Sat July 25, 2020
		PAW Patrol joins the resistance source: thehill.com \| share:	67

Fri July 24, 2020
		CEOs checks have cleared and millions of dollars have now been added to campaigns for reelections source: macrumors.com \| share:	11
		Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway source: newyorker.com \| share:	43
		Jewelry snatched at Ellen's source: tmz.com \| share:	23
		Sadistic cops have been using less than lethal munitions to maim and kill American citizens for decades because they investigate themselves and have done nothing wrong source: usatoday.com \| share:	68
		75,000 vs 350,000,000 - 150,000 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	136
		♫ Give us any chance we'll take it / Read us any rule we'll break it / We're going to make our dreams come true / Doing it the goon squad way ♪ source: jsonline.com \| share:	25
		States: We need covid tests and PPE. Trump: You'll get jackbooted thugs and like it source: motherjones.com \| share:	77

Thu July 23, 2020
		Uh, with Morocco Mole at the helm, how could it be anything else? source: cnn.com \| share:	19
		Another Inspector General is about to get fired source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Apparently Cleveland is on Trump's list for the new Gestapo tour. With no protesters to gas, I guess they'll just have to suppress the vote in the major OH Democratic stronghold source: wkyc.com \| share:	60
		Trump calls Mayor Lightfoot for a truce to coordinate agreement on federal deployment of his brownshirts in Chicago source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	94
		Two men never confirmed to lead DHS asked a man never confirmed as general counsel to back a dubious legal theory & deploy the nation's largest and third-largest federal law enforcement agencies to Portland source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	51
		Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off" source: cnn.com \| share:	304
		Barr triumphantly proclaimed the FBI's "Operation Legend" resulted in 200 arrests. Later the FBI issued a correction: 1 arrest source: amp.kansascity.com \| share:	54

Wed July 22, 2020
		The list of people Roy Den Hollander did not kill is getting shorter. It was all about ethics in men's rights lawsuits source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Another day another "if you support end to end encryption you love pedophiles" argument source: zdnet.com \| share:	36
		No one thinks the guy holding a two-year old will rob the bank, but, here we are source: whio.com \| share:	28
		Retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré succinctly comments on Trump's secret police being used in Portland, "what kind of bullshiat is this?" source: mediaite.com \| share:	47
		Rand Paul says it's time to demilitarize the police. RAND PAUL source: reason.com \| share:	44
		You know who else is pissed off at those "little green men" in Portland wearing military-style fatigues? The guy who runs our ACTUAL military, who is concerned that people might mistake those fascist goons for actual soldiers source: politico.com \| share:	49
		HomelandischCommandant says unmarked Little Green Men will not leave Portland until the violence ends source: bbc.com \| share:	48

Tue July 21, 2020
		Who actually wants Trump the Awful to send in federal law enforcement to crack protestor heads in the nation's cities? Police unions source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	148
		Ohio House Speaker has right to remain silent source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	126
		"Because we're not going to let New York and Chicago and Philadelphia and Detroit and Baltimore and all of these - Oakland is a mess." Trump and Chad Wolf are going to disappear Black America source: thehill.com \| share:	235

Mon July 20, 2020
		Wall of moms: this is America. No snark source: usatoday.com \| share:	81
		Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you source: motherjones.com \| share:	79
		Oregon police light a little fire in their police union building and claim it was done by protestors source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	69
		Democracy simply does not look like this source: salon.com \| share:	81

Sun July 19, 2020
		Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver source: nj.com \| share:	424

Sat July 18, 2020
		2020 has been a year of topsy-turvy events and changes, so it's reassuring to know that at least one tradition is still observed source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	31
		Ken Cuccinelli wants to take the Portland Fascism Show on the road source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	84
		Stay Classy, NASCAR source: popculture.com \| share:	51

Fri July 17, 2020
		Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	47
		Portland is just a dress rehearsal. America is going full Pinochet source: esquire.com \| share:	247

Thu July 16, 2020
		Law enforcement was aware of the real threat at protests from the beginning, chose to respond to the fake threat source: theintercept.com \| share:	22
		FBI searching for diabetes bandito after bank robberty source: wgntv.com \| share:	19
		Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs source: theadvertiser.com \| share:	28

Wed July 15, 2020
		Precrime Units are being formed source: bloomberg.com \| share:	40

Mon July 13, 2020
		Big Brother is watching all of us source: theintercept.com \| share:	22

Fri July 10, 2020
		Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	64

Thu July 09, 2020
		Erie county DA says no charges will be filed against a cop caught on video kicking a seated, passive, protester in the face. Also, since she's feeling generous, she won't charge the protester with scuffing the officer's boots with her face either source: goerie.com \| share:	110
		Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please source: wcbs880.radio.com \| share:	14

Tue July 07, 2020
		Data-mining firm Palantir files for stealth IPO knowing already who's buying and for how much source: apnews.com \| share:	15

Mon July 06, 2020
		Bungling FBI agents almost blew the operation to arrest Ghislaine Maxwell by telling bad lies to a neighbor who had complained about all the surveillance source: nypost.com \| share:	99
		"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet" source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	28

Fri July 03, 2020
		If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	15

Thu July 02, 2020
		Gesundheit Maxwell arrested, no word if she is wearing her choker source: cnbc.com \| share:	278

Tue June 30, 2020
		Stay classy, Aurora police officers source: nypost.com \| share:	47

Sun June 28, 2020
		Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians? source: ktla.com \| share:	73

Fri June 26, 2020
		House sends policing reform bill to the Senate to die source: reason.com \| share:	38

Thu June 25, 2020
		Porta Potty explodes over night. Officials suspect gas leak source: news8000.com \| share:	28

Wed June 24, 2020
		FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	51
		Sad: You are a sheriff's deputy killed in the line of duty. Sadder: You are killed by an active duty Air Force member in an ambush. Saddest: Your protest signs were written by a Fark headline submitter source: military.com \| share:	18
		'Minority Report' algorithm is real source: wired.com \| share:	9
		Google staffers to leadership: Let's stop being evil, stop selling our tech to the police source: techcrunch.com \| share:	10

Tue June 23, 2020
		Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news source: al.com \| share:	426

Mon June 22, 2020
		The NYPD chokehold ban is going as assumed it would in less than a week source: tmz.com \| share:	98

Sun June 21, 2020
		Police departments won't comply with a chokehold ban even if it's demanded by Congress source: usatoday.com \| share:	217

Fri June 19, 2020
		Tulsa mayor officially declares civil emergency ahead of Trump rally. Inofficial narionwide civil emergency still in effect and presumably to stay in place until January 20th 2021 source: foxnews.com \| share:	56

Thu June 18, 2020
		Stupid white George Floyd protester faces 80 years in jail after customized Etsy T-shirt reveals she's a flamethrowing bomb rioter who likes to burn police cars source: the-sun.com \| share:	222

Wed June 17, 2020
		Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious" source: usatoday.com \| share:	70

Tue June 16, 2020
		List of 97 cities where tear gas was used on protestors. Police complaining about short supply, price increases source: nytimes.com \| share:	32
		Trump administration is ready, willing, and able to restore law and order. Subby is expecting resignation letter any minute now source: cnbc.com \| share:	42
		Job openings: good pay and benefits, must like doughnuts and black people source: local10.com \| share:	43

Sun June 14, 2020
		Fun fact: In fiscal year 2019, police misconduct in US cities cost taxpayers over $300 million in lawsuit settlements source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	76

Sat June 13, 2020
		Secret Service admits to doing what they originally denied doing source: nbcnews.com \| share:	85

Fri June 12, 2020
		When someone asked 43 different facial recognition companies if they would stop working with the police, take a wild guess at how many actually replied source: vice.com \| share:	17
		In a time of uncertainty and unrest, Americans are doing what they're best at: panic-buying guns source: wave3.com \| share:	260

Thu June 11, 2020
		Swift action recommended by police expert in Seattle to take back CHAZ. Cher inconsolable. Sonny still dead source: komonews.com \| share:	123
		Creator of the Thin Blue Line flag is here to explain how it's totally not a racist symbol, nor a 'us vs them' mentality for supporting it. Yeah, sure source: themarshallproject.org \| share:	203

Wed June 10, 2020
		Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58
		Here's an exciting prospect for you formally 'violent' Antifa types who want to go peaceful: become an informant for the FBI by tweeting that you're a leader of Antifa and they'll contact you source: theintercept.com \| share:	92
		Customs and Border Control are making these weird flight patterns across the United States source: gizmodo.com \| share:	31

Tue June 09, 2020
		NYPD now interrogating peaceful protesters about their political sympathies to weed out the Antifa. You know who else used these same tactics? source: gothamist.com \| share:	76
		Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis source: kimt.com \| share:	116
		If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford source: npr.org \| share:	47
		And here comes Pence to save the day and has figured out how to defeat systemic racism. Simply ignore it and let the faith-based communities figure it out source: politico.com \| share:	70
		Two Atlanta police officers say they shouldn't have been fired for stopping a car, smashing its windows and yanking the passengers out before they knew what was going on source: nbcnews.com \| share:	118

Mon June 08, 2020
		Minnesota State police, Anoka County sheriffs: we slashed the tires on the parked cars because they were threatening to us source: startribune.com \| share:	148
		🎵 Callin' out around the world / Are you ready for a brand new beat / Summer's here and the time is right / For dancing in the street 🎵 That's an arresting source: abc7news.com \| share:	40
		Before you get all excited that all the police departments are going to disappear because of defunding, here's what it really means source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	135

Sun June 07, 2020
		"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	296
		FBI: Hey guys, turns out Rage Against the Machine was right all along. Literally everyone else: Yeah, file that under S for "shiat we've all known for decades" source: forward.com \| share:	137

Sat June 06, 2020
		No one in White House now willing to take blame for attacking demonstrators so Trump could desecrate a church for a photo op source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	122

Fri June 05, 2020
		Leaked document reveals details of federal law enforcement patrolling Washington amid protests source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	18
		"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized source: nytimes.com \| share:	78
		The story of Little Billy Barr's little green men source: politico.com \| share:	38

Thu June 04, 2020
		Louisville mayor calls for review of police department, apparently angling for that five star 'Would be beaten again' recommendation on Yelp source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19
		Bill Barr vows to pretend to care source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	16
		Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage source: npr.org \| share:	521
		Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel source: huffpost.com \| share:	89
		I know this feels like last year but it was only last week that we were talking about Central Park Karen. Anyway she got her dog back source: abc7ny.com \| share:	92

Wed June 03, 2020
		-ing like a New Jersey casino source: latimes.com \| share:	27
		Atlanta police chief is angry that these protests mean his officers can't just go around pulling black kids from their cars and tasering them anymore source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	24
		Sometimes, Slatesplanations are dead on: "Trump can only escalate...Faced with a nation...on fire over this monstrous and undeniable injustice that the nation refuses to solve, Trump opted to reenact, on camera, the two-tier system that produced it" source: slate.com \| share:	42
		Protip: if you're going to wear a mask and burn a cop car, be sure you cover up your shiatty neck tattoos source: fox32chicago.com \| share:	51
		FBI issues stunning report showing Antifa's level of involvement in Sunday's protests source: thenation.com \| share:	228

Tue June 02, 2020
		The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department source: rollingstone.com \| share:	56
		FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for source: newsweek.com \| share:	77

Mon June 01, 2020
		So anyone remember that FBI report from 14 years ago? Yeah. Good times source: pbs.org \| share:	35
		And now, some words of hope from a President of the United States of America source: medium.com \| share:	91
		For some reason the stock prices of guns and ammunition makers are rising today source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8

Sun May 31, 2020
		Sunday night civil unrest thread. LGT cities with curfews source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	2413

Fri May 29, 2020
		Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	158

Thu May 28, 2020
		Police say a man brought guns and lots of ammo to Centennial Bridge in Leavenworth KS with the intent to inflict mass casualties by firing randomly at passing cars. Fortunately, an alert soldier remembered the old military adage: "Car beats gun" source: usatoday.com \| share:	56
		DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen" source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	36

Wed May 27, 2020
		Don Trump to police: "Hey, I'm not saying that people you arrest can get violent with you, but if you got to knock a few heads or 'accidentally' wack someone, I'm OK with it" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58

Tue May 26, 2020
		In a tale right out of CSI Idiocracy: Lawbreaking elected constables arrest FBI agent investigating them. Later one of the constables shoots at FBI agents arresting him, gets shot, arrested source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	39

Mon May 25, 2020
		Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock source: military.com \| share:	78

Sat May 23, 2020
		FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear? source: usatoday.com \| share:	27
		Remember all that voter fraud Trump went on and on about in 2018? Believe it or not, it never happened source: msnbc.com \| share:	36

Tue May 19, 2020
		Welp, back to whimpering about spicy mustard and tan suits, I guess source: thehill.com \| share:	38

Mon May 18, 2020
		"There is no reason why companies like Apple cannot design their consumer products and apps to allow for court-authorized access by law enforcement, while maintaining very high standards of data security." Uh, yes there is. More than one source: theverge.com \| share:	37

Sat May 16, 2020
		Bodies of 2 half sisters found under a bridge in Georgia. So, at least they've got a whole source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	45

Fri May 15, 2020
		Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored? source: pagesix.com \| share:	80

Thu May 14, 2020
		FBI just seized the phone of the Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	149

Wed May 13, 2020
		Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter source: mlive.com \| share:	28

Mon May 11, 2020
		Will Jacob Wohl finally go to prison? Will Donald Trump finally go to prison? Will all the Republicans finally go to prison? Will there be justice in the world for Americans who aren't Nazi creeps? source: salon.com \| share:	53

Thu May 07, 2020
		Wal-Mart security guard takes down and handcuffs woman who wasn't wearing a mask, as is now required. Ironic since Wal-Mart can't get half their customers to wear pants source: al.com \| share:	79

Wed May 06, 2020
		Here's a shock: Trump nominee is stupid and doesn't know stuff source: foxnews.com \| share:	65

Tue May 05, 2020
		Banjo app CEO Damien Patton reportedly has KKK past, helped in synagogue shooting. But then he joined the Navy. And now he's really sorry about all that, and wants to help police track you in real time. Redemption, or worst time line? source: nypost.com \| share:	50

Mon May 04, 2020
		Everything you need to know about Phase 1 of reopening Florida. Well, it's the home state of Florida Man, so set Phases on stunning stupidity source: clickorlando.com \| share:	42
		Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging source: cnn.com \| share:	81

Thu April 30, 2020
		Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	42
		By releasing internal FBI emails and notes Mischa tries to flip the script source: apnews.com \| share:	81

Mon April 27, 2020
		America's "anti-vaxxer movement" would pose a threat to national security in the event of a "pandemic with a novel organism," an FBI-connected non-profit research group warned last year. Sure nailed that one source: theguardian.com \| share:	44
		The parallels between Bolsonaro and Trump just keep thickening source: theguardian.com \| share:	22

Thu April 23, 2020
		Police raid "spa" for offering illegal services. It's not what you think source: mlive.com \| share:	17

Wed April 22, 2020
		Those who intentionally spread coronavirus could be charged as terrorists. So say we all source: politico.com \| share:	91

Sat April 18, 2020
		DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	29

Thu April 16, 2020
		Please excuse Juan for two weeks, he's in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19. Signed, Epstein's Mother source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	31

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