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Fri August 14, 2020
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Caught on camera taking an envelope full of cash as a bribe, mayor claims the envelope was empty
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Good boy"
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Wed August 12, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Some Manasshole decided to open fire on an Air Force helicopter
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Even if you use a fake name to post "KILL EM ALL" on a livestream of a protest in late June, it's probably not a good idea to do so. Isn't that right, officer?
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Thu August 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI finally catches escapee after 46 years. He was pretty fast for a 77-year-old
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake Paul finally in a video that warms the heart as the FBI takes all his toys from his tacky mansion
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
For a change it wasn't an American tourist damaging a statue at a museum while posing for a photo
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our potentially explosive robot criminal overlords (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
The Portland Police Bureau deployed tear gas munitions an estimated 96 times between May 29 and July 4
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the DHS is less concerned with the rule of law or the constitutional protections of privacy, and just more or less acts as a henchtoady for the chief of the executive branch. But do enjoy your freedom
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fort Bend County denies that their narcotics team is racially profiling, says it's just a coincidence that...ummm...97.5% of stops made by one officer were of Hispanic drivers
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Malory Archer is going to be so pissed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Federal agents withdrew from Portland's BLM protests, leaving the city to chaos and violence. Just kidding, the night passed without incident
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit police officers now have a duty to intervene if they see wrongdoing by fellow cops. Tag is for how it should have been handled all along
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That high profile Twitter hack? The teen "mastermind" was arrested this morning in Fark's favorite state
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DHS had major dossiers and files on all journalists covering the Portland unrest, "just in case"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
$500/minute seems fair
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(Douglas Co Sheriff's Office)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to come up with a funny headline but keeps getting stuck on the part where the county Sheriff just told the county library that his office won't be answering their 911 calls because their board supports Black Lives Matter. Help
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"These people are out there protesting Donald Trump, he flips the script and makes it as if they're protesting against average everyday Americans, hard-working Americans just trying to get a paycheck"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
State and local leaders had succeeded in easing some of the turbulence in their streets, at least until the small handed orange whirlwind of confusion got involved
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Portland leaf blower wars have escalated: the troops have brought their own blowers, and the protestors are using gas powered backpack units
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
PAW Patrol joins the resistance
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Fri July 24, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
CEOs checks have cleared and millions of dollars have now been added to campaigns for reelections
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jewelry snatched at Ellen's
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sadistic cops have been using less than lethal munitions to maim and kill American citizens for decades because they investigate themselves and have done nothing wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
75,000 vs 350,000,000 - 150,000
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
♫ Give us any chance we'll take it / Read us any rule we'll break it / We're going to make our dreams come true / Doing it the goon squad way ♪
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
States: We need covid tests and PPE. Trump: You'll get jackbooted thugs and like it
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh, with Morocco Mole at the helm, how could it be anything else?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another Inspector General is about to get fired
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Apparently Cleveland is on Trump's list for the new Gestapo tour. With no protesters to gas, I guess they'll just have to suppress the vote in the major OH Democratic stronghold
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Mayor Lightfoot for a truce to coordinate agreement on federal deployment of his brownshirts in Chicago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two men never confirmed to lead DHS asked a man never confirmed as general counsel to back a dubious legal theory & deploy the nation's largest and third-largest federal law enforcement agencies to Portland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Barr triumphantly proclaimed the FBI's "Operation Legend" resulted in 200 arrests. Later the FBI issued a correction: 1 arrest
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The list of people Roy Den Hollander did not kill is getting shorter. It was all about ethics in men's rights lawsuits
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Another day another "if you support end to end encryption you love pedophiles" argument
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
No one thinks the guy holding a two-year old will rob the bank, but, here we are
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré succinctly comments on Trump's secret police being used in Portland, "what kind of bullshiat is this?"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says it's time to demilitarize the police. RAND PAUL
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know who else is pissed off at those "little green men" in Portland wearing military-style fatigues? The guy who runs our ACTUAL military, who is concerned that people might mistake those fascist goons for actual soldiers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HomelandischCommandant says unmarked Little Green Men will not leave Portland until the violence ends
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who actually wants Trump the Awful to send in federal law enforcement to crack protestor heads in the nation's cities? Police unions
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio House Speaker has right to remain silent
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Because we're not going to let New York and Chicago and Philadelphia and Detroit and Baltimore and all of these - Oakland is a mess." Trump and Chad Wolf are going to disappear Black America
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Mon July 20, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wall of moms: this is America. No snark
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon police light a little fire in their police union building and claim it was done by protestors
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Democracy simply does not look like this
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
2020 has been a year of topsy-turvy events and changes, so it's reassuring to know that at least one tradition is still observed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ken Cuccinelli wants to take the Portland Fascism Show on the road
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Stay Classy, NASCAR
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Portland is just a dress rehearsal. America is going full Pinochet
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Law enforcement was aware of the real threat at protests from the beginning, chose to respond to the fake threat
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
FBI searching for diabetes bandito after bank robberty
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Precrime Units are being formed
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Big Brother is watching all of us
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Fri July 10, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Erie county DA says no charges will be filed against a cop caught on video kicking a seated, passive, protester in the face. Also, since she's feeling generous, she won't charge the protester with scuffing the officer's boots with her face either
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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Tue July 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Data-mining firm Palantir files for stealth IPO knowing already who's buying and for how much
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Mon July 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bungling FBI agents almost blew the operation to arrest Ghislaine Maxwell by telling bad lies to a neighbor who had complained about all the surveillance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gesundheit Maxwell arrested, no word if she is wearing her choker
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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Sun June 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
House sends policing reform bill to the Senate to die
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Thu June 25, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Porta Potty explodes over night. Officials suspect gas leak
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Sad: You are a sheriff's deputy killed in the line of duty. Sadder: You are killed by an active duty Air Force member in an ambush. Saddest: Your protest signs were written by a Fark headline submitter
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(Wired)
 
 
 
'Minority Report' algorithm is real
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google staffers to leadership: Let's stop being evil, stop selling our tech to the police
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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Mon June 22, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The NYPD chokehold ban is going as assumed it would in less than a week
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Sun June 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police departments won't comply with a chokehold ban even if it's demanded by Congress
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tulsa mayor officially declares civil emergency ahead of Trump rally. Inofficial narionwide civil emergency still in effect and presumably to stay in place until January 20th 2021
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Stupid white George Floyd protester faces 80 years in jail after customized Etsy T-shirt reveals she's a flamethrowing bomb rioter who likes to burn police cars
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Wed June 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
List of 97 cities where tear gas was used on protestors. Police complaining about short supply, price increases
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump administration is ready, willing, and able to restore law and order. Subby is expecting resignation letter any minute now
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Job openings: good pay and benefits, must like doughnuts and black people
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In fiscal year 2019, police misconduct in US cities cost taxpayers over $300 million in lawsuit settlements
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Sat June 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits to doing what they originally denied doing
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
When someone asked 43 different facial recognition companies if they would stop working with the police, take a wild guess at how many actually replied
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
In a time of uncertainty and unrest, Americans are doing what they're best at: panic-buying guns
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
Swift action recommended by police expert in Seattle to take back CHAZ. Cher inconsolable. Sonny still dead
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Creator of the Thin Blue Line flag is here to explain how it's totally not a racist symbol, nor a 'us vs them' mentality for supporting it. Yeah, sure
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Here's an exciting prospect for you formally 'violent' Antifa types who want to go peaceful: become an informant for the FBI by tweeting that you're a leader of Antifa and they'll contact you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Control are making these weird flight patterns across the United States
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD now interrogating peaceful protesters about their political sympathies to weed out the Antifa. You know who else used these same tactics?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And here comes Pence to save the day and has figured out how to defeat systemic racism. Simply ignore it and let the faith-based communities figure it out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two Atlanta police officers say they shouldn't have been fired for stopping a car, smashing its windows and yanking the passengers out before they knew what was going on
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota State police, Anoka County sheriffs: we slashed the tires on the parked cars because they were threatening to us
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
🎵 Callin' out around the world / Are you ready for a brand new beat / Summer's here and the time is right / For dancing in the street 🎵 That's an arresting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before you get all excited that all the police departments are going to disappear because of defunding, here's what it really means
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
FBI: Hey guys, turns out Rage Against the Machine was right all along. Literally everyone else: Yeah, file that under S for "shiat we've all known for decades"
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No one in White House now willing to take blame for attacking demonstrators so Trump could desecrate a church for a photo op
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaked document reveals details of federal law enforcement patrolling Washington amid protests
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The story of Little Billy Barr's little green men
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisville mayor calls for review of police department, apparently angling for that five star 'Would be beaten again' recommendation on Yelp
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill Barr vows to pretend to care
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
I know this feels like last year but it was only last week that we were talking about Central Park Karen. Anyway she got her dog back
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Wed June 03, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
-ing like a New Jersey casino
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Atlanta police chief is angry that these protests mean his officers can't just go around pulling black kids from their cars and tasering them anymore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sometimes, Slatesplanations are dead on: "Trump can only escalate...Faced with a nation...on fire over this monstrous and undeniable injustice that the nation refuses to solve, Trump opted to reenact, on camera, the two-tier system that produced it"
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're going to wear a mask and burn a cop car, be sure you cover up your shiatty neck tattoos
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
FBI issues stunning report showing Antifa's level of involvement in Sunday's protests
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for
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Mon June 01, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
So anyone remember that FBI report from 14 years ago? Yeah. Good times
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(Medium)
 
 
 
And now, some words of hope from a President of the United States of America
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For some reason the stock prices of guns and ammunition makers are rising today
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Sun May 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sunday night civil unrest thread. LGT cities with curfews
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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Thu May 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police say a man brought guns and lots of ammo to Centennial Bridge in Leavenworth KS with the intent to inflict mass casualties by firing randomly at passing cars. Fortunately, an alert soldier remembered the old military adage: "Car beats gun"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don Trump to police: "Hey, I'm not saying that people you arrest can get violent with you, but if you got to knock a few heads or 'accidentally' wack someone, I'm OK with it"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a tale right out of CSI Idiocracy: Lawbreaking elected constables arrest FBI agent investigating them. Later one of the constables shoots at FBI agents arresting him, gets shot, arrested
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock
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Sat May 23, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember all that voter fraud Trump went on and on about in 2018? Believe it or not, it never happened
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welp, back to whimpering about spicy mustard and tan suits, I guess
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"There is no reason why companies like Apple cannot design their consumer products and apps to allow for court-authorized access by law enforcement, while maintaining very high standards of data security." Uh, yes there is. More than one
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bodies of 2 half sisters found under a bridge in Georgia. So, at least they've got a whole
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI just seized the phone of the Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Will Jacob Wohl finally go to prison? Will Donald Trump finally go to prison? Will all the Republicans finally go to prison? Will there be justice in the world for Americans who aren't Nazi creeps?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart security guard takes down and handcuffs woman who wasn't wearing a mask, as is now required. Ironic since Wal-Mart can't get half their customers to wear pants
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a shock: Trump nominee is stupid and doesn't know stuff
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Banjo app CEO Damien Patton reportedly has KKK past, helped in synagogue shooting. But then he joined the Navy. And now he's really sorry about all that, and wants to help police track you in real time. Redemption, or worst time line?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about Phase 1 of reopening Florida. Well, it's the home state of Florida Man, so set Phases on stunning stupidity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree
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(AP News)
 
 
 
By releasing internal FBI emails and notes Mischa tries to flip the script
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America's "anti-vaxxer movement" would pose a threat to national security in the event of a "pandemic with a novel organism," an FBI-connected non-profit research group warned last year. Sure nailed that one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The parallels between Bolsonaro and Trump just keep thickening
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police raid "spa" for offering illegal services. It's not what you think
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Those who intentionally spread coronavirus could be charged as terrorists. So say we all
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Sat April 18, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Please excuse Juan for two weeks, he's in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19. Signed, Epstein's Mother
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