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headlines found matching 'Law'
Mon February 06, 2023
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Alabama Sheriff's offices are reeling from a loss of pistol permit revenue. How can they stay afloat? How about free government money?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lead RNC Document: Sure, all of our baseless claims of stolen elections and endless litigation over them is destroying voter confidence in elections overall , and probably contributed to our losses in 2020 and '22, but let's dial it up to 11 anyway
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man arrested at county jail for smuggling cocaine, cigarettes, lighters, marijuana, chicken wings
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(Patch)
 
 
 
As it has been noted here many,many times before, the hitman you want to hire on the "dark web" isn't really a hitman. But it isn't always a cop, either. Sometimes it is a scammer
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
He's never going to show up now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"FDNY firefighters... extinguished a fire and located a man who was dead inside." A man that was dead inside? What's his Fark handle?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hate Maryland Nazis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester Cheaty
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(Slate)
 
 
 
SCOTUS is in the position to make a decision that would deny Republicans the outright theft of multiple elections in 2024 based on their over-the-top gerrymandering. But they probably won't because, you know, they don't even pretend anymore
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Man shot by Dick Cheney dies
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Cyclists are an arrogant bunch sometimes, but they can also be just plain stupid. For instance, this guy pedaling on the busiest 5-lane highway in Scotland
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Cyclists are an arrogant bunch sometimes, but they can also be just plain stupid. For instance, this guy pedaling on the busiest 5-lane highway in Scotland
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man who called himself the Gatsby of Gold disappeared with everyone's money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Satanic Rainbow Tower is the name of Subby's hard rock cover band
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Satanic Rainbow Tower is the name of Subby's hard rock cover band
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Gabriel + Eno = not a headline from 1974
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NYC plan to involuntarily commit homeless people who "appear to be mentally ill" can proceed, judge rules. Plan looks so crazy on paper, it needs to be involuntarily committed
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign, paying $450,000. More importantly, the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Santos finally tells the truth
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(Time)
 
Weeners
 
A network of Kochs' will attempt to do what nobody else seems capable of: Koch-blocking orange Julius and screwing him out of the nomination
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC Supreme Court: We don't need no stinkin' democracy
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Where there is (Marijuana) smoke, there is fire(arms)
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Governor Kim Reynolds (K-och) declares that if just ONE school bans ONE book because ONE person objected to it, then ALL schools in the state must ban it as well
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"...the creationist theme park that Hovind operates in a quiet pocket of Alabama..." gives you a whiff of where this story's going
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
French court does not surrender, refuses to drop charges of antiques trafficking against a former Louvre director and a curator
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Urkel, Stephanie Tanner and those two guys from "Stand by Me" will provide voices for a cartoon that looks like a 21st century blend of Bart Simpson and Calvin and Hobbes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Failed friend of feeble farkwit fails to fathom his failure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Miami is outside the three-mile limit. From reality"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
FTC to Amazon: "Any day now"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
College workers of the world, unite
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's advice: get a cashier's check
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saying that it isn't the kind of company that breaks into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters while breaking into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters, British Gas unironically provides a definition of gaslighting
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tell me 'any day now' without saying 'any day now.'
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(Atavist)
 
 
 
Do you ever wish you'd cashed in on the YouTube showboat or helped your kids pursue their dreams of stardom? Well now you can run away screaming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No matter which version is correct, we all win a little
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(CNN)
 
 
 
C) Racism
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're going to write fake tickets to meet your quota that definitely doesn't exist, at least make sure to choose a person who isn't dead, officer
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Fri February 03, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk cleared in Tesla tweet-fraud trial, can now get back to burning the company to the ground using his self-igniting cars
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Robber pulls one gun, you pull two - it's the American way
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Holy shiat - and you thought TFG hired the worst lawyers. Santos lawyer convicted of gang killing in 2007. And FYI even though Santos has given interviews in Portuguese he does not understand Portuguese
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Holy shiat - and you thought TFG hired the worst lawyers. Santos lawyer convicted of gang killing in 2007. And FYI even though Santos has given interviews in Portuguese he does not understand Portuguese
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Residents of Missouri get something to help them forget that they live in Missouri
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Positive thinking doesn't get you anywhere. But then neither does hard work. So next time you get born, do so to rich famous parents
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Flip flopping felons cancel contrition
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Residents living in luxury flats neighboring the Tate Modern extension have sued and won a case where they say the viewing platform that looks directly into their windows breaches their human rights and created a state of near constant surveillance
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NCAA President Mark Emmert announces he's going to take his ball and find other athletes to exploit with it; the joy just isn't there anymore
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin sticks his head into the gas stove
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico headline writer: take something iconic from a state and add fighting words. The content of the article doesn't matter. For example, The Bluegrass Massacre. Georgia Peach Petard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So I hear kids are getting their cousins high on crushed up Takis and bath salts and then convince them to go to school wearing only Fruit Roll-ups. They're calling it the "Walk of Fame"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tick Tockers have discovered the secret of how to get you to engage with with there posts, even if you don't really want too
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Of course, China needs civilian "airships" over Montana. No word on if it also has a six year old inside
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Perception: Now they're 12, your grandkids never visit, call or e-mail any more. Reality: Now they're 12, your grandkids need to go to court to make your crazy self respect their boundaries
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point™
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(Mississippi Free Press)
 
 
 
After a hard fought season, Mississippi has secured the #1 seed for hookworm and infant mortality
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Arizona, where the GOP would rather lose than evolve
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Remember that cracker plant TFG visited in Pennsylvania? Well, it is creating jobs. For lawyers
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fair use or copyright infringement? If an AI eats your painting, is it still yours? Put aside for a moment that one of the defendants call themselves deviants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm here from Gilead and I'm here to help
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, whose U.S. visa expired on Tuesday, is applying for a six-month visa to be able to stay in Florida. Probably to huddle with Trump and plan his next move
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cool: Veteran continues US tradition of fighting Nazis. Cooler: Veteran creates non profit to fight Nazis. Coolest: names it after Smedley Butler, because he foiled a fascist coup in the US
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
'It's not a gun problem' says family after being affected by a gun problem
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
'It's not a gun problem' says family after being affected by a gun problem
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves gets restraining order. Apparently "being John Wick" doesn't deter stalkers like it used to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon to lawmakers: our warehouses don't need no tornado shelters, workers are expendable. Now give us our tax breaks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First comprehensive report in more than 20 years on gun crime in the US is released by the ATF. TL/DR? We have a LOT of it. Other takeaways: Ghost guns are becoming a problem, and people confused the Coronavirus pandemic for the Zombie apocalypse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Startup carrier Avelo puts Delaware back on the aviation map. Honestly, it's unclear if Delaware is on any map let alone an aviation map
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS grants season 2 to "ratings success" lawyer drama you never realized had a season 1
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS grants season 2 to "ratings success" lawyer drama you never realized had a season 1
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia to sponsor this year's Women's World Cup, ban the players from driving down the field
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(MSN)
 
 
 
George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The pandemic's over, which means it's time to start clawing money back from all those takers who got fat and lazy on pandemic-related assistance. No, not corporations. No, not farmers either. You, SNAP recipient. Your days of luxury are over
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at how Ron DeSantis helped spread a virus through sheer force of idiocy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AP African American Studies course gets updated to comply with Florida's "Don't Say Bayard Rustin or James Baldwin" law
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alright, Scarf, Denigrate and Bluster
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Orange Goblin tells what supporters he has left to 'lock and load'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shell reports record profits of $40B for last year. Oh, and they also polluted the entire of country of Nigeria and plan to give them nothing to clean up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cops put a flier on murder suspect's car advertising a free meal at a local restaurant. He showed up and had his meal, then they submitted his fork and spoon for DNA testing and bam, cold case solved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First police report in Tyre Nichols case turns out to be filled with lies. Subby is trying to find his shocked face hidden in this giant stack of Obvious and 'murica tags
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officials, gun rights advocates request clarification on Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law because it's a cluster fark
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Fortunately wrestling bears remains illegal in Alabama. Worshiping with rattlesnakes still protected by First Amendment though
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Fortunately wrestling bears remains illegal in Alabama. Worshiping with rattlesnakes still protected by First Amendment though
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Food Pyramid to reintroduce Taco Bell and donuts group
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dead dog bites congressman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There'll be laughing and singing, and goin' to prison, for dancing in the streets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge
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(Erin In The Morning)
 
 
 
Okay, Tennessee, you're tops in the country in gun thefts, 40th in health care, and front page news is the brutal murder of a citizen by police. What's the first bill in your new Congress?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Arizona Republicans fear they may blow it again" - and by 'it', they in no way mean the men's health model with the rugged chin with just the right amount of stubble
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I love my FedEx guy because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What real drag queens think about George Santos
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg defeats the FTC's antitrust challenge. Still not a real, live boy
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(Today)
 
 
 
♫ 50...is a magic number ♫
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(Today)
 
 
 
♫ 50...is a magic number ♫
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorneys general from 20 slave states warn CVS and Walgreens about interfering with their property
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee disbands Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You're the CEO, you can just fire them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Social media misogynist who bragged about taking advantage of lax Romanian laws gets to enjoy 30 more days of lax Romanian hospitality
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ethics complaint filed with Congress and the DOJ alleging that the activities of a spouse of Supreme Court Justice create a conflict of interest that should make her husband recuse himself from most cases. Difficulty: NOT Clarence and Ginny Thomas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Seasoned political observers say that Trump might have had a chance in 2020 if his campaign had had more fiscal discipline and not burned through their huge war chest so early so this time if they can just- nope it's already too late for that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Democratic party?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video of Mike Pillow in a claw machine being interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
RNC: So, for 2024, what we're planning is to completely embrace the strategy that led to our complete rout in 2022. We're just going to do it harder this time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline writer uses Betteridge's Law to their advantage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hostile takeover of Florida's colleges underway: "You called us racists, sexists, bigots, outsiders...We are now in a position of authority in the college. And the accusations are telling us that something is wrong here"
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(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
404 - Mine not found
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Department of Water and Power to Arizona and Nevada: "Yeah the 'Power' doesn't mean 'Electricity' guys"
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Tue January 31, 2023
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Goodwill hunting might be a bit bleak this season
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corporations: "We can't afford paying workers $15/hour". Also Corporations: "spends upwards of $340 million on union-busting*
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And I don't know where I'm going, I just want to be left alone. Well, when this train ends I'll try again, but I'm leaving my 7pm ET MSNBC thread at home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence announce Bad Boys 4 (Life). It slaps
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see Mike Lindell inside a claw machine? You're in luck
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Celsius in hot water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's upcoming student loan case is about much, much more than student loans. For example, it's also about the wealthy being able to maintain a permanent underclass of debt slaves. Lots at stake
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh I'd plead the fifth 200 times, and plead the fifth 200 more, just to be TFG who pleaded the fifth 400 times to Letitia James as questioner
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson CFO gets so hammered he passes out in the wrong house. Must be nice to be 32 and have your dad in the CEO slot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tyson CFO gets so hammered he passes out in the wrong house. Must be nice to be 32 and have your dad in the CEO slot
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Citing injuries from storming the beaches of Iwo Jima on D day. George Santos rescues himself from committee assignments
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the state, the West Virginia Senate has time to pass bills forcing religion on kids in public schools. Moderate Christians shrug and go back to claiming how they are different from those extremists
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the state, the West Virginia Senate has time to pass bills forcing religion on kids in public schools. Moderate Christians shrug and go back to claiming how they are different from those extremists
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're roasting KFC cole slaw wrong
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Incarcerated in MA? Getting out early will cost you a kidney
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Can A.I. be used for good? Let's ask artist Jill Miller, whose image was used, without permission, on an album cover. Her response to this does not stink
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
City of St. Louis paying more than $10M to police brutality victims who were protesting police brutality
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Minnesota makes abortion a "fundamental right" with the passage of the PRO Act
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Minnesota makes abortion a "fundamental right" with the passage of the PRO Act
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Mon January 30, 2023
(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
The school principal who tried to investigate student sexting and wound up being charged with child pornography has been cleared
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Memphis update: more firings and the white officer nobody said a word about
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Claw machine expert shares his little-known hack for winning the tricky game every time. Sadly says nothing about getting your kid out of one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Original recipe coke soon to be available in B.C. Original recipe meth also
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Long-time Amtrak rider finally raises the money they need to fix that crumbling 150-year-old tunnel in Baltimore
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
The first rule of Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club is: you do not talk about Medieval Mixed-Gender Fight Club
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court facing several internet "freedom of speech" cases that conflict between protecting terroristic threats and racist hate speech. So, they'll protect both
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a case that will almost surely end up in the Supreme Court, companies are told they have to pay for their mistakes and not hide behind bankruptcy law
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Another of the Village People admits to voting twice in the 2020 election
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators intent on ridding America of a 40-year-old headache now pursuing new DNA testing in Tylenol poisoning cases from the '80s
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
"A DNA test revealed that the CEO and I are half brothers. He isn't taking it so well. What do?"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Will the media learn its lesson?" Russiagate version of no
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TikTok CEO to testify before Congress. Tide Pods for everybody
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG's attorney, in her continuing bid to be wife #4, says Trump is actually winning all these lawsuits that we see him losing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
7% of the entire American workforce is currently debilitated by long covid
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
What is exactly the role of Jim Jordan in Congress?
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
What is exactly the role of Jim Jordan in Congress?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TFG: "I had to drop my lawsuits so I didn't get fined again, so how about dropping this one against me? .. Judge: "Nope"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Drug Enhancement Agency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What does God need with a Super Bowl ad?
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
So uh, maybe you shouldn't be giving out bonuses higher than people's annual salary, Mr. Sheriff. Especially not 2,119% bonuses
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Sat January 28, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Out of 45 episodes of the sheriff's "Wheel of Fugitive" videos, a whopping four were accurate about the people being shown being actual fugitives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Real estate seller's agents say spending an hour writing a listing description is too much work, are already way too busy practicing their confident arms-folded cheeky grin poses in the mirror
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Memphis SCORPION unit exterminated
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan gray wolf population steady for a decade. Hunters: There are enough to hunt and trap them. Wolf proponents: They are managing themselves, no hunting needed
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Peaceful Colombian man might want to finally change his name after being wrongfully arrested 3 times in the last 13 years for having the same name as a notorious Peruvian drug dealer. Just sayin'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who phoned in bomb threats released on the condition he get psychiatric help and turns in his library card
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate the man most responsible for the use of the Fake tag the past month
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"...and I would have my own brewery too if it weren't for those meddling kids"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Oklahoma to guy with clean police record: "Look, we stopped stopping you for being on a watchlist in 2015 and you got removed from it, so why are you complaining about us stopping you in 2022 for being on another watchlist?" Cue cuffs and guns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Border Control is having trouble finding people who can lie convincingly
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You might wanna sit down for this, but some of George Santos' campaign donors may not exist. Fake tag is exhausted, Obvious tag comes on in relief
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Vice President Mike Pence once again proves he's not like Trump concerning his stash of classified documents: "Mistakes were made ... I take full responsibility"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police bodycam footage of Tyre Nichols beating released, is as bad as was expected. [Graphic violence warning]
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Credit card debt? Try inheriting money
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guess who "secretly" "donated" "$1miiillion dollars" to the "Arizona" "election" "audit", go on, actually, don't bother
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how some people get really, really defensive when you say something about them that's just a little too true for comfort? Joe Kennedy does
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(Axios)
 
 
 
College students now oppose lawn care
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio Dollar General stores shut down because they generally had the wrong dollars marked on their tags
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who killed wife tries the "She was asking for it defense"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's president says proposal to pay fast-food workers $22 an hour is 'costly and job-destroying'. Doesn't mention his $7.4 million salary last year
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(State of California)
 
 
 
Barr ally Eastman faces disbarment in the West
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Much like racial tolerance, sanity, and attractive people, red states are losing abortion access
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Much like racial tolerance, sanity, and attractive people, red states are losing abortion access
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"We have to build Cop City. How else will we learn to suppress people protesting Cop City?"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Sweet. And since they consider all their work tedious and beneath them, we've finally found some workers appropriate to fire and replace with GhatGPT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House approves 16,000,000 Americans for student loan relief, tells Supreme Court: "Good luck enforcing your decisions with the army you don't have"
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give it a shot
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bests Virginia in youngest school kid to be caught packing
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Very soon now in Tennessee you will be able to shoot that person stealing your pink flamingo off of your front lawn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There are actually lots of first world countries, America among them, suffering a real problem from population decline. That problem could almost entirely be solved by migration. Assuming that whole "they're not white, tho" thing wasn't a problem
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Looks like it might be harder for conservative justices to make the ruling they want, will they find a way?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The monarchial toxicity of the British Empire causes Alan Cumming to turn in his OBE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Cro-Magnon brothers just released from prison charged with murder. Unfrozen caveman lawyer to represent them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gen Zers won't even apply to a job if the salary isn't listed. In response, subby will list his company's jobs as "$25k to $100k a year"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Today's Santos lies brought to you by Vanity Fair
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London law firm changes dress code to 'wildly fabulous and express yourselves to the full'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr once traveled to Italy to get the Italian government to help discredit the Trump/Russia investigation. They responded by giving him evidence of Trump crimes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
The GOP doesn't even need to be in power to screw over the working class who continuously votes for them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sucks to be wealthy NYC apartment owners using Airbnb if city enforces its new law against short-term rentals, about 10,000 listings could be wiped off the platform by the end of the year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A list of all the fast food restaurants spending millions to ensure that CA workers remain impoverished wage slaves. Looks like you're gonna have to give up more than Chick fil-A
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Auto workers replaced by robots: YAY FREE MARKET, Cashiers replaced by robots: YAY FREE MARKET, Lawyers replaced by robots: SOMEBODY JAIL THE ROBOT MAKERS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Regarding in-laws from Alaska: "What I've been doing the past couple of years is trying to understand what they were eating"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter sued in Germany for failing to follow the "don't show Nazi shiat in Germany" law
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CBS' 60 Minutes accused of engaging in capitalism
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Faux News for 2 weeks: "Vice Presidents can't declassify documents; only Presidents can." Faux News after Pence was caught with classified docs: "Vice Presidents can declassify"
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(Guam PDN)
 
 
 
Guam Senator seen here dressed as Santa has been working on his naughty list and wants to cane you as punishment
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
4.2 quake hits Malibu. Locals yawn, adjust lawnchairs and vow to rebuild
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Conservative SCOTUS to answer whether postal workers can claim religious exemption for Sundays off. You probably know how this is going to be delivered
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enough with the edging
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump drops a second lawsuit against Letitia James to save another $1 million in fines. What a cheapskate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ files SECOND anti-trust lawsuit against Google. Will be split up into GOO and GLE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So Soros hates Fox News so much he targets a weatherman and not the hosts of Fox & Friends, or Tucker or any of those other jerks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bored of thrashing Russia like a red-headed step-child, Zelensky declares war on corruption in his own government
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Another heinous crime committed by law enforcement personnel goes unpunished due to slavish loyalty to the Thin Blue Line
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What will happen when the AI calls for a bad ... court ... thingy?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: Hey, you there, yeah, you mooks there in Peru, knock it off with all the fighting, and burning , and smashing stuff of God's-a gonna be super pissed off at you
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP just can't take no for an answer
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP just can't take no for an answer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fox News' entire legal defense in the $1.6 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit is basically that their anchors were only repeating things other people were saying. Without, you know, actually researching them. Like one would expect "news" to do
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Sun January 22, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Lawmakers seek to uphold the Constitution
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TikTokers discover survivorship bias
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama: Execute the convict. Even if he's innocent
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Masochist' Republicans are poised to hand Democrats a gift, warn the editors of that noted left-wing rag the Wall Street Journal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine year old bedridden woman gets summons to appear in court
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit: Fireball isn't whiskey. Everyone else: UHDUUUUHHHHH
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence or Patrick Mahomes? Teal and black or red and gold? Florida or Missouri? The Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Divisional at 4:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist has regerts
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(DuhSantis)
 
 
 
State is suing to preserve "historic site": Splash Mountain
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(The Root)
 
 
 
If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are splitting on abortion rights
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are splitting on abortion rights
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Revenge of the bacon
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
When the police officers are fired before the video goes public you know it's bad
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
That's a fast lawyer-up. And I bet she gets some business out of it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Idiot gets fined by police after filming himself breaking the law. Fark: British Prime Minister. Ultrafark: This is his second police fine in the last year
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Oklahoma Anti-Drag Bill Will Outlaw Women Displaying 'Feminine Persona'
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's International Fetish Day. Let's all pay tribute to the fetishes we all have weird or no
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
An artist gets $2.5 million for refusing to take credit for someone else's work. Subby would like to announce he never painted the Mona Lisa, and wants the Louvre to stop insisting he did
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Random stat of the day: Trevor Lawrence carries lifetime unbeaten streak of 37-0 on Saturdays. Chiefs are doomed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Virginia's GOP-controlled House have voted down a bill introduced by an actual doctor that would have allowed doctors to prescribe psilocybin, or "magic mushrooms,"to treat PTSD or "End of life anxiety" because drugs? Drugs are BAD mm'kay?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Virginia's GOP-controlled House have voted down a bill introduced by an actual doctor that would have allowed doctors to prescribe psilocybin, or "magic mushrooms,"to treat PTSD or "End of life anxiety" because drugs? Drugs are BAD mm'kay?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You'd almost think the Founders considered the possibility of religious conflicts when drafting the Constitution
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to be charged with involuntary manslaughter, attempting to retake title of worst Baldwin from Adam
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I thought my landlord was only kidding about that whole "your rent is due on X day" thing and now my finances are all screwed up. Why is the world so unfair?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson Is A Terrible Person: Jacinda Ardern Edition
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's lawyer deploys the TFG defense, says funding to take Tesla private really was secured - in Elon's mind
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now that the GQP loonies are threatening to blow up the economy, it's finally time for Uncle Joe to break out the platinum card
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
An early and strong contender for 2023 Mom of the Year
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How about no, Derek Chauvin? Does no work for you?
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, law enforcement became suspicious when a guy got sick after eating Taco Bell
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DuhSantis bans AP class because it might make Floridians too smart
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(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Flo Rida can continue to not make hits with no financial worries thanks to $82.6 million-win in a breach of contract lawsuit against beverage maker Celsius
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
With complete disregard for Justin Trudeau's opinion on the matter, Canada remaining in place
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Headline: Netflix offers salary of $385,000 for private jet flight attendant. Article: Actual published 'salary range' (as required by California law) starts at $60,000
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There are no conditions under which the FDA would consider human fetal tissue to be safe or legal for human or animal consumption." That small fact won't stop Texas Republican from fear-mongering to the rubes into believing it happens
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"If your Papaya Salad looks like Cole Slaw... you farked up"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The law and order/fiscally conservative candidate: someone who knows where to find rent-a-thugs and how to chisel them down to $500 each for some light terrorism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TSA seized more than 6500 firearms last year. 88% of them were loaded. The fine for bringing a loaded gun to an airport is now $15,000. Subby wishes it were more
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One car-bomb costs drunk woman 10 million dollars in damages. Additionally, the added regret of sitting through a Marilyn Manson concert
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Interviewer to Andrew Tate's lawyer: So what's with this Matrix stuff? Tate's lawyer: LOL, yeah... he's a moron
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Two condors don't have a father. Republicans expected to outlaw this soon
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Mon January 16, 2023
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ye's lawyers yeet
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(Coos Bay World)
 
 
 
City decides to stop flying Pride flag because a newly-elected County Commissioner threatened lawsuits because they weren't flying *checks notes* the Gasden flag
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(CBR)
 
 
 
DeviantArt, Midjourney, Stability AI face lawsuit for using "billions of copyrighted images" in AI art. Why, you could count all the things that are wrong with AI Art on one hand
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence has epic meal after epic win
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK police can shut down protests and protesters before anyone actually does anything
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida's special program to use veterans to fill thousands of Florida schools' teaching vacancies is a resounding success. Broward County alone is swamped with "a handful of applications" and the entire state has seen an incredible seven hires
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jags' Trevor Lawrence with the most obvious football-related meme to sum up the Jags/Chargers game
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump claims 'Radical Left Thugs' declared 'Open Season' on once-revered lawyers - like Giuliani. Technically, it's 'Open Season Total Landscaping'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
At least 74 Illinois sheriffs won't play by Gov Pritzker's new gun control rules, claim it's unconstitutional. No word if he wants to shoot them and talk to their deputies
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(UPI)
 
 
 
At least 74 Illinois sheriffs won't play by Gov Pritzker's new gun control rules, claim it's unconstitutional. No word if he wants to shoot them and talk to their deputies
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Sat January 14, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Jacksonville for the AFC Wild Card game between the Chargers and the Jaguars. Will Los Angeles be guided to victory by Justin Herbert? Or will Trevor Lawrence make things fun for the Jags? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on NBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only one woman can prevent the United States from becoming Venezuela
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not guilty, on account of this one being especially stupid
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jersey Shore feels the ground shake for about 10 seconds today, but seismologists say they saw no recording of an earthquake. Residents now confused as all the lawn chairs are put away and they have no way of telling
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Meet one of Arizona's brightest new lawmakers: a former stay-at-home mom who, among other things, claims to have spoken to god and who now wishes to 'decertify' the 2022 election that put her into office
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"While laws do protect law enforcement and aircrafts from the threat of being blinded by lasers, civilians do not automatically have the same protection"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's not enough that the poors spend every minute complaining about how their rent is too high. Now they're complaining about being asked to pay fees to apply for the right to pay rent, too. Geez, just get a little more money already
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Woman Accused of Kidnapping Infant Twins in Stolen Car Pleads Guilty to Spitting on Deputy During Her Arrest" Priorities, right?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If only we were all Steve Bannon's lawyers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At this point, this guy's own lawyer is probably insisting his client be jailed just to stop him from talking
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Responding to new revelations that classified documents were found at his Delaware garage President Biden answers in the most Biden way possible
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA announces that new, experimental, unproven drugs can now be tested on humans
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The secret Republican plan in Alabama to arrest women for abortion is not so secret anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The secret Republican plan in Alabama to arrest women for abortion is not so secret anymore
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
The difference between God and Larry Ellison is that God doesn't get a citation for blowing a stop sign and speeding on his own island
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Bah GAWD King Th-That's Breach Of a Fiduciary Lawsuit's music And it's bringing a steel chair for Mister McMahon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
America's coke barons under investigation by the government for price fixing. Hookers look on nervously
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bright side: the world won't have to worry about Russian piracy (as much)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bright side: the world won't have to worry about Russian piracy (as much)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights
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(Vox)
 
 
 
New law enacted by the European Union will give the world beef, coffee, and chocolate without a side of environmental destruction. This is tasty
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court needs to resolve the legal loophole that could arm mass shooters with makeshift automatic rifles. Blood will be on their hands if they don't
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
Judge to marine who wanted his conviction for stealing ammo commuted: Semper F U
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eally despicable asshole) blames Dems that the state's anti-abortion law has no rape or incest exceptions, somehow forgetting it was passed by Republican majorities in both houses, and signed by a Republican governor
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(DW)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says that creators of Pegasus can be sued, so Perseus and Poseidon best lawyer up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows WhatsApp to say WhatsUp? to Pegasus spyware maker NSO Group Technologies after the Israeli company breached WhatsApp servers to infect 1,400 devices
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
New homes in England are now legally required to be built with gigabit broadband connections. Gigaty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When a business's social media team posts the thin blue line flag today, Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, do you assume they support white supremacy/fascism? Do you check with them, just in case they don't know what that symbol currently implies?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia passes law making accurate maps illegal. Flat-earthers seen furiously scribbling notes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
John Deere decides to allow the serfs to repair their own property
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(Orange County Register)
 
Boobies
 
Councilmember did not violate CA state law by allowing a lobbyist friend to pay $1,100 toward her breast augmentation surgery
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first thing you do when you win the $1.1 billion mega millions is hire a lawyer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Montana lawmaker concocts land-grab scheme worthy of Governor William J. le Petomane. Somebody give this guy a Harumph
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maybe he was just trying to keep a tidy lawn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: Two years after the Jan. 6 riot, key GOP lawmakers go unpunished. Headline sounds awfully familiar to one we saw a year ago and one we'll see every January 6th for a while
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Sat January 07, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case
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(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
Under a new state law, students won't get in trouble for bringing cell phones to school as long as they are turned off and the student doesn't use them in class. Oh, did I say cell phones? Sorry, I meant handguns, the keys are right next to each other
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Appeals Court affirms 'Murican right to kill people as quickly as possible
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(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Heirs demand iconic "Sunflowers" painting be returned from Japan, file lawsuit in Illinois, claim Nazis illegally forced their ancestor to sell it off in 1934. This is one Van Gogh suit that deserves a hearing
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Robot lawyer will defend human in court. No doubt to be prosecuted by Unfrozen Caveman lawyer
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(Riverfront Times)
 
Hero
 
Former Marine is running against Josh Hawley. And we've seen how poorly Hawley runs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In Toronto's housing market anyone can sell your house for you
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"The only thing I'm guilty of is loving you soooooo much", Says woman who repeatedly poisoned her husband in an attempt to get her hands on his 70 y/o assets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you spent money to see Top Gun: Maverick, you helped make a Russian oligarch richer and you hate America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Famous potatoes on Idaho Supreme Court rule fetal heartbeat abortion ban and other anti-choice laws legal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Based on leaked copies of the new Open Game License, Wizards of the Coast to unleash hordes of baatezu lawyers, feed D&D competitors to Tiamat
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The 2023 Blue Collar Comedy Tour set to do twelfth set in just three days
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Thu January 05, 2023
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The House hasn't been this productive in decades
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meta fined €390m after the EU's data authority rejected the company's argument that users agree to receive ads based on their personal data when they enter into a "contract" with its social media platforms via the terms and conditions they sign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FTC proposes banning non-compete clauses in contracts across the economy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Denial is not just a Kari Lake in Egypt
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Wed January 04, 2023