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| Wed August 05, 2020 |
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Another court throws out another Devin Nunes lawsuit "with prejudice". Cow, mom heard laughing
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If there's a camel asking "Hey, do you know what day this is", then we must be at Wednesday. Get those woodchucks to quit chucking that wood and join in the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who
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Confederate monument at Madison County Courthouse vandalized, covered in red paint overnight. Subby would have preferred burgundy
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Confederate monument at Madison County Courthouse vandalized, covered in red paint overnight. Subby would have preferred burgundy
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"Is that even legal?"
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GOP considers south lawn of White House for Trump's convention speech, even though under federal law, government employees and property are barred from being used for political purposes
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The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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| Mon August 03, 2020 |
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University of North Carolina faculty tell students it is not safe to return to campus, prepare class action lawsuit to prevent planned August 10 reopening
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DOJ: So those 29 FISA violations Horowitz found and that Trump and his buds have been shrieking about...turns every single one them was valid and wouldn't have invalidated any of the warrants
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If your article has to go with "almost certain" and "surely more likely", you might not be a good journalist
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Singing a rap song in San Diego is a violation of § Seditious Language - Prohibited. 83 violations, actually. Time to a throw a right-cross and knock that old law out
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After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone
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On this day in history, in 1982, a sodomy arrest resulted in controversy, as the legal system took the concept in before finally discharging it out the back end in 2003
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On this day in history, in 1982, a sodomy arrest resulted in controversy, as the legal system took the concept in before finally discharging it out the back end in 2003
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Myrtle Beach police call in back up to detain dangerous criminal wearing a thong on the beach. No word on if the multitude of crime scene photos will be released after a thorough examination (NSFW)
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Portland police declare unlawful assembly. Seems like a weird thing to deduct on your taxes, but okay
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Why does the military at least attempt to do a reasonable job of holding their people accountable for misdeeds while law enforcement is completely inept at it?
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Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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| Tue July 28, 2020 |
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Seeing the impending eviction tidal wave on the horizon, House Democrats propose...giving people access to lawyers and making landlords "try" not to harm the credit scores of those evicted
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Woman who sold a half ton of pot gets probation
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I have no idea what you're talking about so here's 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' as performed by KoЯn (featuring Yelawolf)
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"Getting to Yes" is the classic text on neotiating strategies taught in most business and law sin the country these days. Mitch McConnell seems to be gathering his notes for writing a sequel "Gettng to No Farking Way, Have You Lost Your Mind?"
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Federal judge orders documents related to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell to be released to the public no later than July 30
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And the Lord God spoke to Benjamin and said, "Build thee an ark. Well, more like a 'party barge.' You can use your old lawn mower engine. Oh, and put a water cannon on it 'cause that'll be super-sweet." The word of the Lord
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NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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Lawyer knows how to deal with 'liars', by copy, paste, insert name and post. Also responds to criticism with No You, BLOCKED
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Germany says Google can remember search results to news articles it was asked to forget, citing the well-documented "Fark: No Fact Is Too Obscure or Forgotten" treatise
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Riding a bike while black? Of course the police were involved
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McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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| Fri July 24, 2020 |
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Yes, and feathered
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Yes, and feathered
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Judge tells Trump's goon squad that the first amendment is still in effect. Certainly they would never ignore a judge's orders
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Federal Fascist goons make CO State Rep Dave Williams moist
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Obvious: Gov Andrew Cuomo accuses acting DHS Secretary "Chad Wolf" and acting Dep Sec Ken Cuccinelli of committing crimes. Intresting: this has nothing to do with the "little green men", but is about an entirely different abuse of power altogether
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Obvious: Gov Andrew Cuomo accuses acting DHS Secretary "Chad Wolf" and acting Dep Sec Ken Cuccinelli of committing crimes. Intresting: this has nothing to do with the "little green men", but is about an entirely different abuse of power altogether
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Cultural learnings of America make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan in lawsuit with NY financier for over $500mil in an arbitration dispute
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Well, this is an interesting wrinkle: The law that created DHS actually eliminated its mandate to "disperse unlawful assemblies"
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Let's talk about which state is most likely to have parents creating COVID clusters with house parties then not cooperating with authorities and why it's New Jersey
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The Bar Exam was created to keep the law profession white. It still effectively does that today
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The Wirecard scandal has the EU rewriting its financial tech rules and hordes of lawyers scurrying into darker, scarier corners in search of darker, more crooked loopholes
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75,000 vs 350,000,000 - 150,000
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Betsy DeVos, stealing from the poor to give to the rich
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Yet another female judge was on Roy Den Hollander's hit list. It's almost like he hated women
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DHS employees worry the Portland protest response could destroy their agency's reputation. In related news, some DHS employees think their agency had a good reputation
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| Tue July 21, 2020 |
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New twist to the NJ federal judge family murder story: Did the anti-feminist Trumper lawyer also kill a rival attorney?
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Nine other women in the Harvard Law class of '59 alongside Ruth Bader Ginsburg have some remarkable stories to tell about her
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House decides to toss a crumb, passes bill to cancel $10,000 in private student loans for every borrower
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Farkers in Sudan will now be allowed to drink sweet, sweet CH3-CH2-OH. Sudan has also abolished public flogging and repealed its apostasy law
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Madonna never paid her million dollar fine for supporting Pussy Riot
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The SCOTUS is composed of some of the most educated and successful legal experts in the country (even the Trump appointees). But it is having trouble trusting a Congress made up of failed lawyers, professional politicians and poli-sci majors
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Trump: We're sending my secret police to Philadelphia as well. Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner: By all means, send them. We have more than enough prison cells to accommodate them if they try anything
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Former Pennsylvania State Senator Mike Folmer sentenced to two years in prison for possession of child porn
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Who actually wants Trump the Awful to send in federal law enforcement to crack protestor heads in the nation's cities? Police unions
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"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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Republicans conspire in Oval Lair to dodge pandemic blame, starve citizens into being covid fodder, and shield corporations from wrongful death lawsuits
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"Kim Tried to Involuntarily Commit Me" is probably not the best political slogan
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| Mon July 20, 2020 |
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According to a 1985 Oregon Court of Appeals ruling, the "Naked Venus" protester in Portland would be protected as nudity laws don't apply in cases of protest
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Rand Paul discovers his hypocrisy only goes so far: "We cannot give up liberty for security. Local law enforcement can and should be handling these situations.. there is no place for federal troops or unidentified federal agents rounding people up"
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While Trump wants to bail out big business and Wall Street billionaires. Country Time is truly helping out the little guy
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Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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After its stunning debut in Portland, Trump and DHS plan to take their Naked Federal Power Grab show on the road
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Bush era torture memo writer John Yoo still a bastard. Now advising Trump on how to become a dictator
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LAW & ORDER. Dementia & .... Oh wait, this actually is about the TV show
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Wanting to remain out of Sauron's *cough*CHINA*cough* eye, global wealth managers are checking to see if their Hong Kong clients have ties to the pro-democracy movement
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According to Nuremberg prosecutor, Trump's goosestepping down the wrong path. And he didzi this Nazi coming
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According to Nuremberg prosecutor, Trump's goosestepping down the wrong path. And he didzi this Nazi coming
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Even if he isn't guilty, "Assistant to the Dismembered Tech CEO" doesn't look great on a resume
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Man really wanted a puppy, and as long as he was there he decided to get six
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| Sun July 12, 2020 |
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Have you been denied entry to a business because you won't wear a mask? Contact us Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, attorneys
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Rudy 9-11 admits that there is no tax audit going on with Trump's taxes, the real problem is that Trump doesn't want to turn his taxes over to "Soros-elected, anarchist DAs" that are getting "paid by Soros". Well that should help, thanks Rudy
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Vic McQueen finds herself driving right into a trap as Charlie Manx cashes in a major favor. And who is the new Creative Force, the Hourglass Man? Did the novel drag on this long? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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Vic McQueen finds herself driving right into a trap as Charlie Manx cashes in a major favor. And who is the new Creative Force, the Hourglass Man? Did the novel drag on this long? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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NBC: "You know what we need? That's right, more cop shows"
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Landscape Lauren tells us it's communism when a foreman speaks Spanish to his Spanish speaking employees
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The Lincoln Project takes on "LAW AND ORDER"
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Barr wants nothing to do with Trump's wildly corrupt commutation of Stone's sentence
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"They took my AR"
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| Tue June 23, 2020 |
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Harvard Law student upset over tuition prices and fees remaining the same despite classes moving to remote learning shows he paid attention in his contracts and torts classes
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Another day another lawsuit against Trump, this time over removing antidiscrimination protection from the ACA
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In today's edition of Our President Obviously Never Learned Middle School Civics and Government, ex post facto laws
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2020 continues it's relentless onslaught of horror, with plague, locusts, war, and Bill Cosby back in court
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Mike Huckabee on tearing down Confederate statues: "This is a violation of everything civil about us and it's also people deciding that they are their own government." You know who ELSE decided that they are their own government?
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Dude who uses racial slurs pulls gun on three African American men, discovers black eyes matter
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Mayor of Philly signed law allowing fireworks on July 3, 2019, let's see how that's going... hint: my dogs hate it
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So it turns out that caps lock tweeting "LAW AND ORDER" isn't really instilling the confidence in the electorate one might think it would
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Welcome to our Zoom bat mitzvah. Aunt Sadie, before you change you need to press the ... oh NO .... NO .... Oh no one wants to see that
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Cities hemorrhaging money due to lawsuits against the police can't reform the police because the police use their massive budgets to lobby politicians and influence elections
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Andrew Jackson, you're the next contestant on Historically Insensitive Statues
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Hahahaha. Guess who's stepping down from their Trump campaign job
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