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Mon August 15, 2022
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Loudest instrument in the world, the nearly hundred-year-old organ at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City is about halfway through its two-decade-long restoration. Maybe one day we will hear it play
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Sun August 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
While gas prices spiked all over the world, Saudi Arabian energy company Aramco's profits surged 90 percent during the second quarter. Are you saying that Joe Biden "I did that" sticker lied to me?
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trigger warning: More Rust news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Big Coal is burned that Coalfinger sided with coal miners with black lung instead of them
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Nice car you got here. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
2022 World Juniors, Take 2: Covid Boogaloo - Day 5. Which C will reign supreme in CAN/CZE? Will Germany find the answer to what makes a man turn neutral when they play the Swiss? Can the U.S. cope with Austria's kangaroo players? Puck drop @ 2pm ET
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you're a building power wash company, discharging your waste bleach in a nearby creek may not be a wise financial move
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will Sinema be undone by her own hubris?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom unveils dastardly plot to make California children fatter by giving them free school lunches
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Six Flags CEO about plummeting park revenues: "We turned into Chuck E Cheese"
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(Pittsburgh Magazine)
 
 
 
For years, the owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates has driven fans to drink. At long last, the endgame is clear
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's WTF headline: Man woke up to go for a pee to find he was in a coffin 'and had been sacrificed'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taliban: "Good news, women of Afghanistan. You're not fired, you're just not allowed to work or be paid"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Okay, pumpkin is coming out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Moderna's CEO says Covid vaccines will evolve like 'an iPhone,' meaning your personal 5G may actually be within reach - assuming you hold yourself right
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Supercalifragilistic melioidosis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney+ had an amazing quarter, so naturally they're going to start forcing ads onto those customers who don't want to pay $3 more per month to not see them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Party of small government promises Death Star of bureaucracy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Facility holding US secrets relies on short-term foreign workers. What can go wrong?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Walgreens blamed for San Francisco opioid crisis, creating shoplifting predicament, and car burglary plague. CVS quietly lengthens receipts hoping for similar publicity
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a balk, take your base
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NYC: Police chase ended with a car killing your child? Well, it's your fault for walking on such a dangerous sidewalk
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's probably not a good idea to buy a rug depicting the 9/11 attacks, even if it really does tie the room together (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I know you're all pretty much drunk on schadenfreude right now, but let's not forget that today is the day Trump gets deposed by the NY attorney general. I think my zipper is broken
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No one wants to talk to me, fine I'll make my own bicycle race with chicks, and that is how Pittsburgh's Frigid biatch was born
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
IL GOP Candidate for Governor: When I said abortions were worse than the Holocaust, my Jewish friends said I was totally right. We cool now?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson named as host of this year's Emmy Awards. No word of any appearance by Lindsey Buckingham
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In these dark times only one man can save us from ourselves, he's not the hero we want, but he's the hero we deserve. He is Dark Brandon
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flu is, much like Vanilla Ice, back with a vengeance and ready to rock the mic like a vandal
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Watching mating manatees frolicking in beach surf far more PG-13 than watching masturbating monkeys whacking it in zoo cages
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Kansas was so hot that norovirus, shigella and E. Coli decided to go to the water park to cool off where they caught humans
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Western sanctions turn Russian airlines into Larry Air
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The best college football team in each state. Some are undisputed, and others fought to the bitter end to win their state
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Cox sucks Axios
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(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Add "beachside homeowners in Massachusetts" to the growing list of worthless asshats infesting this country
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you don't like lab grown meat, then I guess you can try lab grown fish?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to watch TV but sick of paying for too many streaming services? Good news, there's this technology that will let you find TV shows by sticking up a piece of metal and grabbing them from thin air. What is this witchcraft, you say?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
B's bring back Bergeron
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not that China has any intentions of invading, they just like to launch long-range airstrike drills around Taiwan for the hell of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colonial Williamsburg, VA, is dedicated to preserving the history and telling the story of some of the earliest American settlers. Unless those people happened to be Black, of course, in which case they literally paved it over. For a parking lot
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Occam's Razor: You could believe that extreme heatwaves killed thousands of cattle, but I prefer to think that Joe Biden personally ordered them poisoned so we would all be forced to eat fake meat
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Sun August 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hunters remove more than 17,000 pythons from Florida, set their sites on PHP next
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wait... since when has Appalachia ever had a future?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG still loves the poorly educated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG still top choice among traitors to their country, the Christian Taliban, and other assorted deplorables
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Okada bring the rain to JONAH? Can Chase Owens avoid being mauled by the "Stone Pitbull"? What EVIL awaits Aaron Henare in Osaka? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 13 starts @ 1:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Human brains did not shrink 3,000 years ago. The real mystery is why humans, having such large innovative brains, consistently choose not to use them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I see you baby, shakin that grass
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Right-wing Citizen Patriots infiltrate national security agencies to kill activists. Don't worry. It's Columbia. If it was the US, a middle step would be "delete text messages"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rich ahole that works from home hates poor people working from home
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rumors of the Great Coral's demise have been greatly exaggerated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy's trips to Ukraine in 2019 were paid for by a Putin ally, but it's okay. Rudy claims he had no idea who was paying for his private jet travel because it's totally normal to get on a private jet and have no idea who is paying the bill
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you can't make money as an electric company, that's a You Problem, not a taxpayer problem
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Raphael Warnock is not Herschel Walker
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who largely funded the support campaign for SCOTUS' recent gun ruling. Just kidding, you'll guess immediately
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The $4 million judgement against Alex Jones was just the first step. Now the same jury will decide punitive damages
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's a nice library we have there. It would be a shame if we canceled it because we won't censor LGBTQ authors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why gas prices are (finally) plummeting. TL;DR: Americans are actually starting to change their driving habits to something that resembles responsible, but if lower prices push them back to their old ways, we're all hosed
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Poundland customers complain steaks taste like leather and the jokes just write themselves (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A 'shakeout' among mortgage lenders is coming, says guy who already took the money and ran
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fentanyl just not doing it for you anymore? How about spiking it with animal tranquilizer?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bezos sucks. Up Roomba
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angels blast 7 HRs in a single game, and since you're reading this on Fark, you can guess how that turned out for them
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
So how could Captain Chemtrails not be told by his lawyers about the text records oopsie? Here's an oldie that reminds us that he doesn't talk with his lawyers
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook see $40B demand for its $10B FarmVille futures debut
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hurricane forecasters downplay 2022 season from 'EVERYBODY PANIC' to 'everybody panic'
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Joker 2: the Lady Gaganing of Harley Quinn in production. Golf ball dimpler
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gordon f*cking Ramsay's f*cking restaurant group f*cking reports £12m in f*cking pandemic losses. F*CK
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-epulsive) tells another lie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's says Unilever froze directors' salaries over Israel. Why salaries were put in a freezer in the sky above Israel is unknown
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Don't cry for Meijer, Peter. The truth is he ran so badly
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a move not at all normal in today's business world, Shell gas to share record profits with employees, and not just upper management
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor will be nice until it is time to NOT be nice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All those who said NFTs were no use to society are eating crow after Pearson says they will be used to prevent secondhand sales of textbooks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shaun King is at it again. Uses donations to buy a $40,000 dog
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dozens of earthquakes strike after volcano starts erupting near capital city of Reykjavik in Iceland
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Inflation in Turkey rises to nearly 80%. See, that's why you don't use active yeast in your stuffing
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Tom Brady, the pride of San Mateo and Tampa Bay
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(SFGate)
 
Hero
 
Congratulations, Dolly. Then again, it's also a day ending in "y"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX chief John Landgraf predicts that scripted TV will peak in 2022. Meanwhile, Jack Donaghy still wants NBC to go back to the 1990s
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Tue August 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the Brittney Griner situation, WNBA players won't play in despotic Russia anymore to earn extra money. Instead, they'll play in bastions of liberty like Hungary and Turkiye
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(RTHK News, Hong Kong)
 
 
 
Food expo bans eating, citing lessons learned letting visitors try the products during last month's gunshow
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Johnson's omission from the Cowboys Ring of Honor goes beyond simple pettiness
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Bail? I'll buy that for a dollar
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Liberal hellhole with strict gun laws, legal weed, and permissive rights for women and the LGBTQ+ community posts a budget surplus of *checks notes* four BILLION dollars
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Mon August 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor Andy Beshear: Don't put away your floaties yet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New Jersey man has a "mountain of conflict of interest"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not raining, not pouring. Now ground beef is soaring. Their pasture's dead, and scientists said, "Shouldn't have ignored our warnings"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida "bishop" arrested for selling a shortcut to the afterlife to his congregants
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugh. Here we go again: The nanny state is trying to force chicken processors to reduce the amount of salmonella in their product
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Muse release NFT album that's double worthless
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
DeVos devoutly devoted to Trump
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Sun July 31, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
After getting green lighted on Fark, nightmare spider thingy wins "I Voted" sticker design contest. And now thanks to you, there will be much nightmares, tribulations and lost sleep by the hapless voters you have unleashed this upon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And there it is: Manchin never thought the bill would succeed
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to come up with water jelly as a way to keep you cool this summer. Probably has a hint of squid for taste
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For no reason at all, members of Congress are given 10k each to upgrade their home security
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine needs six inches, really, really badly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Kiefer Sutherland's gang of vampires terrorized the Santa Cruz boardwalk and a certain musclebound saxophone player
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Last year San Mateo County, Calif., ordered $7,538,401 of pandemic PPE. Then it got mind-numbingly stupid and ended up costing the taxpayers a lot. A whole lot
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Sat July 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boomers didn't think their cunning plan to stagnate wages and shred the safety net all the way through
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Best Buy has opened its first "small-format, digital-first" store using less than 15% of its typical space. Next: Borders will reopen and start selling e-books
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crypto firm making batshiat crazy claims about partnerships and profit? Must be a day that ends in Y
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry y'all but you might want to avoid touching any dirt in Gulf Coast states any time soon
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Fri July 29, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man born prematurely has no intention of leaving anytime soon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats are sweating the silent Sinema as they race to pass Manchin-blessed $700 billion-plus climate, tax and health care bill
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I used to be an outlaw biker like you, then I took a bullet to the...OW" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Gang of baseball bat-wielding Republicans thrash hapless Democrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden amps up the insults on Dolt45
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Apparently Mad Max has resurfaced in Queensland Australia
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mega-rich boss of Shell Oil laughs at you minions and your cost of living crisis while raking in record profits since Ukraine war
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family turns on lotto winners
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Have they tried not being evil pieces of shiat? Maybe they should try not being evil pieces of shiat next quarter
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Glaciers are thieves
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Thu July 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Darwin helps teacher find her TikTok site
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stellantis earnings rise as electric vehicle sales expand, expansion into galactic arm
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An Anti-Vaxxer and a Mormon get the same job. I forget the rest, so I'll take "Catch the Semen" for $800
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is okay, no need to be concerned. Who am I kidding? EVERYBODY PANIC
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, and gaming statistics
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
If you're worried about the Chinese latest rocket debris about to fall from space somewhere on Earth, rest assured that China says they are watching it closely. They can't really do anything, but at least they'll notice whoever gets crushed under it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You may be struggling, but the oil industry is making record profit, and isn't that all that matters?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Sebastian Vettel to retire from F1 at the end of the year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Somerton man's identity solved after 73 years: He's Carl Webb. tamám shud
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Wed July 27, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas kids get to read interesting books at "banned camp", unclear if the novelization of American Pie is on the shelves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, cryptojacking is not how you celebrate the increase in your bitcoin portfolio's value
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's a They Might Be Giants "it's New Jersey not Pennsylvania / nobody's business but the Turks" riff in here somewhere
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Gotta steal 'em all
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(France 24)
 
 
 
♫ Tunis now has a new constitution, but some fraud might cause a revolution ♫
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
20 killed by lightning bolts in just one DAY as apocalyptic electrical storm strikes India. Somebody upstairs has issues
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Transhumanism: Potential savior of humanity or just utter nonsense?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
1-12: Don't invest in crypto
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Housing is falling off a cliff just in time for another rate hike
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unruly passenger forces plane flying from London to L.A. to land in Salt Lake City, instead. My God. Couldn't she just have made it crash or something? Those poor people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chinese property is the biggest single asset class in the world and it's expected to fall 28%-33% this year
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In other news, Congressman Hannibal Lecter votes against an anti-cannibalism law
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
When a fellow straphanger stabs you not two or four, but three times, it means, "I respect you but must take issue with this latest development in the discussion between us"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
60s cliché to skip 80s cliché because of 20s cliché
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY closer to eradicating giant hogweed, but not on a time table to get 'em out by Friday before supper's ready
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo dog, we heard you like Antetokounmpo, so what we did, dog, is because you had one Antetokounmpo, we traded Antetokounmpo to the Bucks, so now, player, you have two Antetokounmpos, so you can get your Antetokounmpo on, dog
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Americans™
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Home prices begin slipping
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick praises Mac's improvements, may have a shot of defeating Mr. Sandman now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bannon openly calling for insurrection? I am shocked. SHOCKED Well, not that shocked
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(Some ex-stoner)
 
 
 
Meta-study: Put down the bong before you get hooked for life
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida woman loses $100,000 and her bakery in her first month investing in crypto currency
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Rare Mickey Mantle card up for auction. Could fetch up to 10 bars of gold pressed latinum
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oak Fire becomes California's largest wildfire of 2022. Marshmallow sales soar while graham crackers and chocolate surprisingly remain unaffected
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
♫ Hold me closer, one more time ♫
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor unveils plan to construct dome over Soldier Field, entice Bears to stay in the city. This is sort of a repeat from 1989, 1990, 1995
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas' drift from "reliable right" to "lunatic ultra right" has been largely funded by two megadonors, but don't you dare use that to suggest that our campaign finance system is completely broken
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Boom and Bust: Welcome to the new Gilded Age
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
They want to destroy it?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The four stages of Republican misinformation. (Hint: Stage 1 is not "Collect Underpants.")
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know inflation is bad when drinkers are ditching their usual beer and pushing up sales of Milwaukee's Best
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want your own cow? There's a drought sale going on
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Because you expect Fark to keep you up to date with current cultural phenomena: the viral meme of the month
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Better than nothing" is, well, better than, um gee, uh
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
China successfully launched a module for its space station. The huge booster rocket will soon make its uncontrolled landing
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Sun July 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
Elon farked Google co-founder Sergey Brin's wife. Brin retaliates by dumping his holdings in Elon's companies
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(CalMatters)
 
 
 
Bad: You're in the foster care system. Worse: Because your parent died. Fark: The state steals your SS benefits
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Gay Republicans who fought for acceptance in Texas for three decades are being spat on and targeted with slurs. If only there were a major political party that would accept them
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon man successfully avoids dysentery
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cause of James Caan's death released: 217 bullets fired into his body from tollbooth on causeway
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Sat July 23, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Grand Turismo AI racer wins by playing nice. Maybe there's a modicum of hope for us meatbags
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Drew says you are a sap if you think you can win $ betting on Sports, and he's RIGHT
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Happy houah could become legal again in Bahston. Sam, Diane, Cliff, Norm, and Carla impressed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Seattle man said he wanted to travel to Buffalo, New York specifically to kill blacks at a grocery store. Luckily he was stopped from living out his fantasy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An "extremist anti-government hate group" holding a meeting in a church hall? Not at Elder Buzz Aldrin's church you don't
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After an orgy of illegal campaign spending the Nazi sex pest Congressman is deeply in debt
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Predicting every NFL team's biggest bust this season, featuring a few starting QBs and highly paid starters
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police are ordered not to enforce state abortion ban in..... Texas?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While other states are pushing reproductive rights back to the 1950s, Alabama tells kids to hold its beer after they get off their shift at the metal stamping plant
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
First ugly-ass wild jaguars in 70 years born in Argentina national park. With ugly-ass photo of ugly-ass mama carrying widdle ugly-ass bebbeh in her ugly-ass mouth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alicia Silverstone working on a remake of Mommie Dearest
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nope, not here either. Maybe ask The Situation...he seems like a real dialed-in kinda guy
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas town banning all Section 8 housing within its borders because of "a rise in crime", nostalgia for sundown towns
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most overrated player on each NFL team. Well, except for the Texans because they're all accurately rated as terrible
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(NPR)
 
 
 
MAGAts now going door to door demanding to know how you voted in 2020. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Cassettes are back, baby Just last year, enough were sold in the entire United States you could give one to everyone in Des Moines and there'd still be a few extras
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters goes full anti-Semite
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The dumbest US senator cannot support a Biden nominee who is a law and order patriot and also states the obvious
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how Tesla made such a big deal about investing in cryptocurrency, citing its "long term potential"? Yeah, they've already dumped about 75% of the cryptocurrency they bought last year
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Wed July 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Murdaugh pleads not guilty and claims to be too old for this shiat
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle:"OMG you guys. Have you heard of this 'fen-ta-nyl'? Sounds pretty bad, like, people can die from it and stuff. Maybe we should do something about it?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scha·den·freu·de - noun: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Despite inflation, an inability to retain staff, and meager salary increases for employees, CEOs earned 18 percent more last year than they did before. I'm pretty sure that means big pay boosts are coming for you next, though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NYC subway system is just about back to pre-pandemic activity levels when it comes to poop car stats
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Campaign tools get less toolish
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Tue July 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A fool and his money are soon parted as the USC Trojans are a popular Las Vegas bet to win the College Football playoffs. Why wouldn't they be after last year's outstanding 4-8 season?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The kidney transplant patient looking for his parked car was black, so naturally hospital security beat him senseless, handcuffed him and held him in an interrogation room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man without a conscience encourages people to grab as much blood money as they can while it's there to be grabbed
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
YouTube keeps recommending content that 71% of users keep reporting for misinformation, violence, hate speech, or scams. The Marketplace of Ideas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you trying to get away during the UK heat wave? Melted airport runways and buckling train rails might get in the way of that
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan tests Schrödinger's Douchebag theory by apologizing after suggesting a guest on his show "should just go shoot the homeless people" in L.A
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest trend among the youth: lack of ambition, which has initiated a new era of work. '"I don't want to hustle," said a twentysomething TikTokker last year'
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mission to land on Mars in three years announced. Difficulty: No government, no Elon. Spiffy: Credible people involved including the first SpaceX employee hired by Musk who was lead designer for Falcon 9's rocket engines
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least 10 attacks by a wild monkey on Japan. A giant, radioactive flying monkey. Should we call Godzilla? No, just a regular monkey, apparently
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nikki Glaser regrets saying that she'd rather be farkable than funny. Subby thinks she's remarkably farkable and funny so I don't see the issue here
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Jam-Dex, it's everywhere you want to be... until the government has other plans for your digital wallet, or crypto crashes again, or a hurricane cuts electric power, or something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scam bank charged for running sham branch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's only penance if he goes through Pearson Airport
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona is the #1 state for charter schools in America. They offer abysmal teacher pay, questionable student performance, and almost no regulatory oversight. But they make the people who build and operate them millions, so there's that, which is nice
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Senate is close to passing an immigration bill that will reduce supermarket prices by letting them fill those minimum wage jobs no American wants with non-citizens who will basically work like slaves. Coming soon to an industry near you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monkeypox? pfffft. Marburg's going viral in Ghana
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Confidence in media drops to record lows
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
More than half a trillion dollars has collectively been wiped away from the valuation of 20 fintech companies that had their IPOs in 2020 or later in recent months. But remember it's that 10% raise YOU got that's driving all this inflation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro-Brexit UK regions more dependent on EU for exports. You don't say
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Sun July 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Play store has switched to "the honor system" when it comes to app permissions, letting developers tell THEM what things their apps access and just assume they're telling the truth. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
"I just try to be a good teacher of Catholic principles" says priest who is (a) speaking out against abortion (b) condemning same sex marriage or (c) raising money for January 6 defendants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bite-sized spiceless, boneless, skinless turned 35 this week
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Look AP, it was never about "facts," it was never about "fraud," it was never even about "election integrity" -- it was always about voter suppression and only allowing the "right" people to be able to vote
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Bunch of premium Ruby Roman grapes sells for record $10,000 at central Japanese auction. A total of 187 bunches went under the hammer, figuratively
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Sat July 16, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Week 5 of the SRX series is back on the dirt tonight at I-55 Raceway in Missouri. Andretti on pole, Labonte leads the points, and the local ringer is an upcoming and talented dirt track racer named Ken Schrader. What year is this? 8pm ET on CBS
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
10 NFL records that could fall in 2022... by adding to the regular season. I'm guessing all these records will be long gone in 2037 when the season will have 21 games
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Any of you stoners out there want to do something useful with your burnt out life? NYC Mayor Eric Adams is looking for a "smokes person" to manage the Big Apple's weed habit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Lytton, BC, famous for burning to the ground last summer, is on fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hertz, don't it?
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a modest common sense proposal: If private companies are going to benefit from taxpayer subsidies, the financial gains made by these companies must be shared with the American people
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While environmentalists would like to burn this unlicensed asbestos removal contractor at the stake for his crimes, it probably wouldn't do much good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: Toyota Crown returns to US as an SUV. Narrator: "That's not an SUV"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in 33 years, Super Bowl beer ads will feature actual beer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump announcing a 2024 run could help Democrats in the midterms
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The recent surge of inflation is due to: A) Profligate fiscal and monetary policy by the the US govt and Federal Reserve, B) Supply shocks from a global pandemic and war, C) Millennials, for reasons. Remember, there is only *one* correct answer
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Despite the free company guns and all the leftover racism you can take home to share, Homeland Security ranks last in its category of best places to work for the government
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
11% of law students had suicidal thoughts in 2021. They'll look back on this as the good times once they graduate and start their soul-crushing work as lawyers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Regions Bank drops the ball on really the wrong-person-to-piss-off's trust accounts
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Breaker breaker, Fled Cruz, it looks like we got a convoy of buses shooting by your house
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's okay everybody, JFK Jr. is still alive and will help Trump save the world
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Thu July 14, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And you were upset about pineapple on the pizza?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rue the day? Who talks like that
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(National Post)
 
 
 
A third of budtenders puffed, puffed, and passed
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Experts" pick winners for every NFL division. Select Chargers over Chiefs (or Raiders), and 49ers over Rams. Experts, I tell you
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(Axios)
 
 
 
After getting Joe Manchin on their side for the reconciliation bill, Dems now have to worry about House centrists plotting to snatch the football
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner loves the look of her new kitchen after the builders turned up at the 'wrong house' and renovated it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
FBI: American Citizens should worry about EVERTHING this summer
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The cost of commuting is up 60 percent in Pittsburgh. Even worse, it still begins and ends in Pittsburgh
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC woman has her car's wheels stolen for the third time in recent months. That must be awfully tiring
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Unity, two weeks ago: We're running low on money, and have to lay off a bunch of employees. Unity, today: We're going to spend a bunch on buying out another company
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Third arrest made in election fraud scandal. Why yes, they are all Trumpers
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Wed July 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ex-CIA engineer: sure all that stolen classified data passed through me but it totally could have been any of my teammates. Jury: Sure, Jan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The room fees are too damn high
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland gets triggered about 360k gun licences being issued in five years that could bring on the horror of a school shooting like the US. America: So like a Tuesday
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(National Post)
 
 
 
There's a great Dijon mustard crisis. Thanks, Obam...Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything?
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Maine lobstermen shocked to find out 2021's historically high prices weren't duplicated one year later. And now they are actually charging for fuel
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon's Ring gave record amount of footage to government in 2021. The precious data. They wants it. They needs it, precious
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tar Heel state #1 for Business, #1 economy in the nation, #1 in claims of Duke sucking
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Tue July 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
10% of GoPuff goes poof
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
NFTs are going to be the next Disney just without the compelling product, the intellectual property, or the positive user experience
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's own sycophants are limiting his free speech
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly engaged to one of his victims, who hasn't learned prison relationships never work
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kentucky to end 2022 with budget surplus; rumors of "Mother of all Fark Parties" in Lexington yet to be denied or confirmed
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The TikittyToks are are a bastion of fast fashion, or fastshion, if you will
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you own a car or SUV made by Honda, you don't need to bother locking it anymore
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence expects 2022 to be different because he's no longer living in a subUrban environment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your morning, "Oh well, anyway"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
OF COURSE Big Bezos is tracking you on Prime Day, but it's even more insidious than you thought (tag for OBVIOUS reasons)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency analyst says only 'one in 10 to survive' the biggest crash in Bitcoin history. Good thing Subby has his money behind pork bellies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's Lake Mead discovery: a WWII landing craft
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Frickin' laser beams
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Why couldn't Colts' Jonathan Taylor break Chris Johnson's record of 2,509 yards in a single season? Matt Ryan is why
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Randy, you got Mossed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After dropping 85% from $46bil to $6.7bil in a year, throwing $800mil at Klarna makes about as much sense as story does being on yahoo sports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As the West runs out of water, landowners and officials are joining forces to find solutions that accept they must share equally in an increasingly limited...Nah, just kidding. They're doing everything possible to get theirs and screw everyone else
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After a 300-year absence there's nothing common about them
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can gardening help your mental health?
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Freedom Caucus sends a threatening letter to a law firm to explain why it doesn't support freedom
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(NBC News)
 
Hero
 
Let's hear it for the freaky deaky Dutch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Its_a_trap.jpg
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets help Keith Hernandez move into the rafters
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Sat July 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nobody likes self-checkout. That's why it's everywhere
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dapper fellows wearing tuxedos will obviously snub less than gourmet fish
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here are the top twenty Marvel movie characters of all time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: I hereby declare that I shall consider waiving Steve Bannon's executive privilege. Prosecutors: He never had any to begin with, you orange shiat
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sorry kids. Meth Damon is off the market. He got hitched to Mary Jane in Jamaica
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Michigan man rescued attempting to reenact 2021 hike where family of three died because he didn't believe the cause of death. Vows to try Donner route in February after bingeing another season of CSI
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If you can read this you're probably not in Canada
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texans see regular gas below $4 a gallon for the first time in months. Somehow this is still all Biden's fault and TFG should immediately ascend his rightful throne as king for life
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In coincidental timing and what surely won't be introduced in its upcoming suit against Musk for taking his fake money and going home, Twitter says it removes 1 million spam accounts a day
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Hangry customers complain, demand justice after KFC outlets run out of chicken for one-day promo. "It should be Kannot Fry Chicken"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
TikTok facing lawsuits after seven children win the David Carradine challenge
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
McKnight, a 22-year-old Mormon who skyrocketed to YouTube fame with her identical twin Brooklyn, shifted to selling vibrators after getting married last year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment means never having to say "hey, let's get out of the house today and go somewhere fun"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning an 'extreme sports' Apple Watch with a larger screen and metal casing and better telemetry for when you plummet to your jackass death
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And the manliest Republican politician is...Liz Cheney
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
AR-15 raffle video puts Illinois Republican in hot seat after parade shooting, he's front runner for GQP nomination for Gov of Illionois
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Save the cheerleader from a booze and opioids tailspin
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
What's a parent to do after their son threatens to kill the entire family and has 16 knives, a dagger and a sword confiscated by police? Sponsor his application for a semi-automatic rifle, of course
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Price went over
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In froth over Pelosi's swimsuit, right-wingers prove themselves a bunch of boobs
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Headline: "Marvel's Avengers Fans Shocked by NSFW Scene Between Mighty Thor and Captain America". Article: ...wait, what?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's to Unilever: "Sure you bought our brand. But you'll never buy our freedoooooom"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some crazy reason, Wall Street Investors don't seem as willing as they were in 2021 to throw money at any moving object that was offering an IPO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A guy walks into a bar..." PFFFFT. "A knight in shining armour plummets off a pier..." Now you got something
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Oh geez - Toronto's housing market is looking about as cold as Whitehorse gravedigger's bum in January
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cocaine King of Milan extradited to Italy. Sausage King of Chicago still in the wind
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Rockstar retiring remasters
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Welfare queen red states laundering unspent federal covid aid dollars into state tax cuts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé uses too much toilet paper. What do?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subway redesigns itself with new menus, less pedophilia
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(Grid News)
 
 
 
The Little MAGA Club controlling the crazies
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Tue July 05, 2022
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Of *course* Handmaidboo -- er, Facebook -- is too dumb to recognize a false flag smear campaign
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We've reached the point in the opioid epidemic where Republican-appointed district judges begin absolving corporations of all responsibility
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do you have a net worth of merely *a* million dollars? pfft peasant
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany publishes data on first five years of gay marriage. Overall, the rate of same sex marriages dropped by about 12 percent. So there should be no more gay marriages in like 40 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris on pace to set record for breaking most tie votes in Senate
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Mon July 04, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, don't look now but Sydney is under water
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rainbow Family members already collecting a wide spectrum of law enforcement actions
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"At Agapé, we lovingly, patiently, and biblically teach your child the importance of submission to authority and the joys of being an obedient law-abiding citizen." Since this is Fark you know where this is headed
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(Common Sense)
 
 
 
Fun is elementally subversive. And an element never forgets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news. Cheers
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Sun July 03, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California Freedom Flex
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Teacher can't qualify for affordable housing. We're the joke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New England nazis. I hate New England nazis
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Name a celebrity you think sold their soul to the devil to not visibly age. Subby's pick: Fashion designer Vera Wang, who looks 37 but is actually 73
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I fell in love with my husband because he has such a supple wrist
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Inflation is bananas
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Sat July 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
68% of Fox News viewers blame Jan. 6 on 'Left-Wing protesters trying to make Trump look bad," which makes it seem strange that he was so eager to join them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A tale of two coffee shops. One unionized, the other not. Guess which one has employees making more per cup
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family kicked me out for being gay, so I didn't invite them to my wedding. Naturally, they are upset. But was I wrong?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five mid-range assholes who could challenge major asshole in 2024
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Screw the pandemic, we have GOT to get out of this damn house"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Busy getting arrested
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will announce the end of America as a democracy on the 4th of July
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
That moment when a defendant claims to be wrongly prosecuted and prosecutors pull out a photo of him in the middle of committing his crime
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese researchers say they have successfully filmed a giant rare deep-sea fish in the Pacific, an 8-foot-4 "yokozuna iwashi," slowly swimming towards the camera and biting a bait basket. They're gonna need a bigger sushi chef
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Happy Bobby Bonilla day, everybody
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
All the Internets are against Cheney's opponent
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Thu June 30, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court affirms bus drivers' right to wear Black Lives Matter masks. Fox News unsure whether to retweet #AllMasksMatter
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(G Elliott Morris)
 
 
 
That story about 1 million voters switching their party registration to Republican? Turns out it was just a misunderstanding of how data works
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Barbershop gets an Olympic gold medal. Tag is for article a few weeks ago that few people remember
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who's excited for that class BIG10 Rutgers-UCLA matchup?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe he should forget to bring his rackets more often
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go creator Niantic cancels four projects while giving about 8% of its staff more time to chase their dreams
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why don't more men sew? Anyone have any darn ideas?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tesco shoppers learn Heinz sight was 2020
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz is coming out
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Unity CEO at all-hands meeting 2 weeks ago: we're fine financially, no one is getting laid off. Unity today: hundreds of pink slips go out
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Last year, Grand Canyon National Park received 45,000 volunteer applications to cull bison with guns; the results were so underwhelming they're going to skip the entire exercise this fall
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