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Sat August 08, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you let kids get away with selling lemonade pretty soon they're going to move up to elotes
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at the DNC's non-convention convention planned for 2020
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
South Korea surrenders, Rocket Lab fixes its rocket, Sir Richard must wait longer to get into space, space bees, flying grain elevator, Rocket Lab ups how much it can launch, ULA wins a commercial launch contract, and dimmer Starlinks 🚀
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(Buzzword Bingo)
 
 
 
It's time to invent new words to describe our monopolistic tactics that strongarm the little guy, prevent them from becoming competition, fleece our customers, and lock our users in
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: The Dirt Sheet welcomes Sonya after her attack on Mandy, The Fella meets the King of Bros, Bray gives us another Firefly Fun House & will Alexa have a new persona after last week? Find out if it's golden at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Even Trump's most ardent detractors must admit that in two things he is unsurpassed: Denying objective reality and failing upwards
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
After Biden wins, how will Trump "concoct an escape plan to avoid a post-presidency of litigation, prosecution, asset forfeiture, and prison"? A few possible scenarios on the left, your and other Farkers' predictions on the right
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moderna to give people a "gift" and charge "well below value" for a dose of its $1 billion taxpayer funded COVID vaccine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump is continuing to act like an unmitigated, hypocritical, narcissistic, self-absorbed asshole
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Each scenario except for a Biden landslide win ended in violent protests and a constitutional crisis"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
67 NFL players pull out of 2020 season during COVID-19 pandemic
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Last week, after learning my district is returning to school face-to-face, I saved a document for my spouse on my computer's desktop. It's titled 'Read If I Die'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Greater Recession
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump issues 45-day deadline banning TikTok unless it's sold to US company. If only there were an appropriate sound effect-based metaphor for this situation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Debate commission denies Trump bid for fourth debate, second term
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Thu August 06, 2020
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Unfortunately this bear found the beef
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan's in talks to make the first purchase of some sophisticated U.S. drones with a 6000 mile range and possibly with weapons already attached. China's not going to be happy about this, in fact Xi's going to be pretty irate
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta have a casserole
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CIA smells the cray cray, steers clear of kooked-up Senate Republican probe into Bidens role in the Ukrainian energy company Burisma
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Univeristy School of Economics finds that cutting off the $600 enhanced unemployment benefit would REALLY hurt the recovery of our economy. You know, the one that's almost entirely driven by conumer spending these days?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates fall to a record low for the eighth time this year, making buying that new split-level refrigerator box or van condo with river views more affordable for many
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Saudis with nukes. With China's help. Certainly this will blow up in no one's face
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why software giant Microsoft wants to buy TikTok, they're going after the Gen Z kids to control their brains even more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bezos sells more than $3 billion in Amazon shares he found sitting behind the shampoo in his medicine cabinet
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Article on uplifting ancient undergarments
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL officials have loved blowing the whistle this postseason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The TN GOP senate primary to replace Sen Lamar Alexander, the last thing that passed for a moderate in the GOP has turned into a Derp-off that's seen Ted Cruz and Rand Pault squaring off against Sens Cotton and Blackburn, and President Trump himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools opened last week with few restrictions. Now, 116 students are at home in quarantine
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Live Nation reports revenue is down 98% due to Coronavirus shutdown. No word on how they made that 2%
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You've seen the picture of students crammed into a hallway on the first day of classes in Paulding County, Georgia, maybe three masks among them? Looks pretty bad, right? It's worse. It's so much worse. Sad tag wins out over Fail and Murica
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims come in at 1.186M vs 1.423 estimated
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Raiders players find out that Jon Gruden is infected with Jon Gruden and not COVID-19
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Golfer tied for the lead at the Maine junior golf championship eagles the final hole...and finishes one shot back of the guy who double-eagled for the win
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"1 out of 4 Republicans said that democracy is a 'very bad' or 'fairly bad' way to govern the country compared to just four percent of Democrats"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos and Mike Pence made the news last week visiting a private school in N. Carolina and applauding their opening. Now 4th graders get a pop up 2 week vacation. Go ahead and guess why
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World leader whose re-election rally wasn't punked by thousands of teenagers says he sees no evidence to suggest that TikTok should be banned
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeCities and DeCounties are DeFighting each other for DeFederal DeMoney
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"If oven gloves were essential to remove hot food from hot stoves, our hands would have evolved into them by now"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew allegedly used a puppet of himself to grope victims at Jeffrey Epstein's home. The aristocrats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who had "increasing inflation" on their 2020 scorecard? Collect your slightly less valuable cash winnings
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns & Roses reschedule European tour dates for 2021. No word if they'll be headlining Reading & LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LEEDS LEEDS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rafael Nadal says thanks, but no thanks to traveling to the United States and playing in the U.S. Open
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP pines for Susan Rice as Biden VP nominee, says she has everything that's needed to beat Joe Biden with
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
LSU players on new helmet face shields: "I can't farking breathe under this thing"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Witner is trying a bizarre, previously unheard-of approach to governing where she listens to experts, takes their advice, and does what she can to to keep her citizens safe and doesn't seem to care about the political consequences
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(anchor.fm)
 
 
 
A salty history of a tasty snack
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gold is, well, gold
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PANDEMIC PRICING. ACT NOW. Moderna says its vaccine will go for $32 to $37 per dose for some customers. LIMITED TIME. DON'T MISS OUT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study rating women with endometriosis by attractiveness has been retracted by authors. After 7 years. With the disclaimer: "We believe that our findings have been partly misinterpreted"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester's Coronavirus outbreak is coming from the white middle class, proving once again why Manchester was Crowley's crowning achievement
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeCorona infects DeAides of DeSantis
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Tue August 04, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Stupid, and an endless font of amusement. Next question?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Since he can't get his citizenship question on the census, Trump just orders the census shut down early. Surely it's not a problem, I mean we only have 40% of the households left to count
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons offer J. Cole a tryout after Master P dished advice on how to make it on the court Here's hoping everything'll "Work Out"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even if he loses today's GOP Senate Primary, Kris Kobach, and his enablers, including President Trump, may well have paved the way for Kansas to elect its first Democratic Senator since 1932
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Figures that the guy who paid someone to take his SATs doesn't know how to read a graph
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Firefox 79 clears redirect tracking cookies every 24 hours. Big deal, subby uses an extension that clears cookies as soon as the tab gets closed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Being that Joe Biden has ducked most of his presidential campaign so far, he may also duck the debates being that he's leading Trump in the polls
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
France to pay home caregivers virus bonus. I dunno, if I was a caregiver, virus is the last bonus I'd want
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It looks as though Conor McGregor won't be sparring with anybody again this year
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Five people who attended Florida Sheriffs Association meeting last week test positive for COVID-19
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have bipolar disorder and that, combined with perimenopause, can be rough on my husband and son. My moods aren't some bump in the road that might disappear if only I did enough yoga. How can I make sure my 9 year-old understands this?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No. She's doing an Irish jig and cute as a button
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The unlikely tale of how Bruce Hornsby's "The Way It Is'' has become a staple for.....Hip Hop songs
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
For the "every accusation is a confession" file: Trump's DHS is trying to identify protestors as "agents of a foreign power"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After pausing their advertising to reconsider their strategy, the Trump campaign has re-started their ad buys. Spoiler Alert: they decided to go with the cunning strategy of "attacking Biden"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The mango Mussolini is now claiming his approval rate is higher than Obama's. Yes he's serious, and don't call me Shirley
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out there are a lot of Americans living in the middle of the country who appreciate having any internet options at all, even if it's Elon Musk offering it over satellite
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Improving costs and efficiencies in a down market, Euro-bank HSBC is firing 35,000 faster
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe is behind Trump's plan to steal the election. So we can all rest easy, then, the election is safe
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Two restaurants have filled that void in our hearts which we all vaguely sense but can never pin down or put a name to. Presenting the pierogi taco
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Megan Fox's soul "ascended to a high enough level that it split into a twin flame", she told her new boyfriend the first time they met. Somewhere, the hot-crazy graph weeps
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx, you're the next contestant on "Whose turn is it to be thrown under the bus?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tired of having money and success
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games win stupid prizes, bonus round
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign has almost reached the point of no return
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're all tired of the Trump Show
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China's manufacturing activity hits its highest level in July in more than nine years even as export demand remained in "contraction territory." Xi's so enigmatic
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
Weeners
 
"Macomb County morgue buried in scandal after penis cake shows up at office"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melbourne enters Stage 4 pandemic lock down for six weeks after a surge of 600 cases, or approximately how many tested positive for the virus in Iowa last week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Say "Hello" to the new hosing crisis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, but it's a fantasy"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Nine states set new single-day Coronavirus records last week
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Sat August 01, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid 19 Cardinals 6
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What if President for Life Trump loses the election and refuses to concede?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Can Uncle Allen hold off the King of the Ropes? Will Bayley's ego write a check that Nikki can cash? Naomi deserves better but still gets stuck facing Lacey & how are Mandy and Otis doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic talks to himself about how weird it is being the only person in the stands at baseball ballgames right now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The story of the COVID outbreak that began in a French bar. You could say it was a *pinky to lips* pandemic at the disco
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A tobacco-based vaccine could start clinical trials in a few weeks. Which feels about right for this timeline - tobacco being what saves us
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's a Duckworth? Biden knows, and it could make all the difference
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet now owns almost 12% of America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Your first amendment rights don't matter anymore, second amendment out front should have told you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nearly 10% of Americans couldn't afford enough food last week
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats first became aware of Ukrainian disinformation flowing directly to Republicans when DHL accidentally sent them the receipt for a shipment to Devin Nunes. Democrats reported it to the FBI on Jan 27. Nunes refuses to say what he did with it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like the corruption at FIFA goes to Infantino and beyond
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cohen sings. Hallelujah
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Judge rebukes DHS over false statements in New York travel case" Huh, that's an odd way of saying "demands whoever committed perjury and lied to the court be immediately prosecuted"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Turns out those mysterious unsolicited seeds you received from China don't grow zombies, but they do mean you need to change your Amazon password and maybe your credit card number
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot flight attendant beats husband when she comes home and finds him "engaged in sexual intercourse" with another woman, cops say
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The new streaming service developed by Charlie Brooker and Annabel Jones gets a major investment boost from Netflix
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is now outpacing New York in number of coronavirus cases
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Damn, Joe Bob Briggs has done got himself the Covid
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(Asia Times)
 
 
 
How strong is deformed Chinese concrete?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona leads multi-state probe into last year's tech news
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey puts in a strong bid for rejoining the Covidiot States, with a rash of massive Airbnb parties in McMansions of typical atrocious Jersey design
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The nastiest Republican primary in the country is in Tennessee between two candidates in a death match to see who can go full fascist first
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Best Korea's 'Lazarus' is combining the power of state-sponsored hacking and the profitability of ransomware. Say what you want, but that's synergy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know that cartoon where Bugs Bunny cuts off Florida? Britain is proposing something similar
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is messing with Texas, despite reading the bumper stickers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China records its highest daily new-case count in three months - 101. In contrast, Florida alone has over 10,000/day now
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
So let me get this straight, RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel, it's the Democrats fault that you cancelled the RNC?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Norwegian Cruise Lines to remain drydocked through the end of October
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Schoolchildren could be like lemmings on a Coronavirus cliff in the worst state to handle the crisis
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Newly-released data shows that 1 out of every 9 NYPD officers has a substantiated history of misconduct
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
What kind of shiat are you feeding me?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's closest advisers are now pointing out that a D-minus is still technically a passing grade "If once in a while he goes off on a tweet storm about Dr. Fauci, OK, he doesn't need perfection, he just needs to win 60 percent of the next 100 days"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
$500/minute seems fair
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boss thought he was muted on a Zoom call and had an extremely intimate, X-rated conversation with his girlfriend using voice-to-text on his phone. It lasted for almost a full minute. He keeps apologizing and making it worse. How can I stop him?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what's it like to be shot in the face? Let's ask this guy
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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Tue July 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's Irish Cup final this Friday will be the first football match with fans in attendance since March. No word as yet if it will be the last
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Well...yes. You are technically correct
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Seeing the impending eviction tidal wave on the horizon, House Democrats propose...giving people access to lawyers and making landlords "try" not to harm the credit scores of those evicted
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
'Strange powers have our enemies, and strange weaknesses. But it has long been said: "Oft evil will shall evil mar." '
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fauci: "This is what I do. I think and I know things"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Shats Himself Over Pandemic is the headline my brain wanted to see
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Revel in the ineptness of Revel
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
With a name like Mr. Rape Torture Kill, you'd think they would have kept him on the sex offender list
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says there could be a 'substantial' reduction in coronavirus human BSoD rate by the end of the year mostly because all the easy pickings will be gone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump will accept GOP nomination in NC because it's a big deal with lots of delegates and stuff. Important huge stuff, stuff like no one has ever seen, really have you seen the huge stuff they have in NC, Obama never accepted a GOP nomination in NC
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Remember when Mike Bloomberg promised to spend millions to help the Democratic presidential nominee beat Trump? Anyone know what happened ....Bueller Bueller?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a pandemic, moms don't want mom jeans anymore, letting it all hang out
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: hanging a Norwegian flag in front of your Scandinavian-themed B&B. Bad: having it mistaken for a Confederate flag. Facepalm: taking it down because it's not worth the controversy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen a "wartime" president golf this much?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In 2016, man escapes North Korea, and defects to the South. In 2020, facing a criminal investigation for sexual assault in South Korea, he decides to defect BACK to North Korea. Oh, and he's showing symptoms of the Coronavirus. The Aristocrats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas is in the midst of a major coronavirus death surge
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a lower income neighborhood? Smile, you're on Rite Aid Facial recognition camera. And don't forget to wave hello to your Big Brother in the Chinese government
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reorg inside. One fall guy is obvious, but any assessment of which other Intel bigwigs failed to execute would be speculative
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Due to Covid-19 concerns a state governor extends general election early voting by a week. Fark: A GOP governor. UltraFark: Texas
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Warnermedia investigating whether Ellen DeGeneres is, in fact, a jerk
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michigan county seizes home of retiree for underpaid tax debt of a whopping $8.41
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Under vigorous assault by spray paint and leaf blowers, Feds sending more goons to Portland
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hoax contagion pushes hoax currency back up above $10K
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
To slow the pandemic,Target, Dick's Sporting Goods, and others to close down: ON THANKSGIVING DAY. Black Friday is still on, but likely needs a new name
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to the strategic Strait of Hormuz amid rising tensions with the US to use for live-fire drills, lots of pew pew pew to show the evil Satan they mean business
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump complains that the media including Fox won't tell the truth about Portland. They just show the bad parts with all the beatings of the moms and the vets, never the good parts of the beatings of the black people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NFL players who contract the coronavirus could face team discipline, docked pay, reduced access to gentlemen's clubs
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man at Alabama Baptist revival who infected 40 has "No nothing. Not a sniffle. Not a headache. Nothing." Gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, it's good enough for me
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Last week, the Sunday Morning Music Club was all about the synthesizer. This week, we're playing with our organ ... and looking for the best organ songs of all time
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German cruise ship 'tests the water' during the coronavirus pandemic with short cruise to nowhere. Only tests 1200 passengers temp with simple questionnaire. This won't end well
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James shuts up and dribbles his millions to Florida to help thousands of ex-felons told they have to pay to exercise their rights to vote
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
I've sent this headline to be green'ed by the Mods, but it was delayed for processing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you receive some mysterious unsolicited seeds with Chinese writing on the package, please don't plant them. Considering how 2020's going, they probably cause zombies
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a federal filing last week, the RNC reported spending $14,000 on "building maintenance" -- which now appears to be a misspelling of "masks for ourselves"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USAF says it is a TOTAL coincidence that a SOCOM surveillance plane was flying over Portland last week, and that those flights were scheduled MONTHS ago...really...they promise
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The weed stores that grow like weeds will get weeded out eventually
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway
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(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Democrats, it's time for you to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, you are now favored to take back the Senate
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey, free food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Anthony Fauci kicks this year out the coronavirus door, says just forget anything being normal in 2020, best case scenario we can talk about normality is in 2021
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives find a new line of attack against a 79-year old man who has advised six presidents as the nation's foremost infectous disease specialist: He doesn't throw a baseball very well
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Half of America now believes the jobs they lost because of the pandemic are never coming back. Thanks Donnie
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donnie doesn't speak for the 'Silent Majority.' Unless they're serial adulterers who raw dog porn stars, and if that's the case they all be quiet because they'd all be getting some
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
DHS employees worry the Portland protest response could destroy their agency's reputation. In related news, some DHS employees think their agency had a good reputation
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
States: We need covid tests and PPE. Trump: You'll get jackbooted thugs and like it
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Thu July 23, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Woman steals $3,000 mop
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Election 2020: Over at Team Trump, the clowns are running the circus
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Something tells me those should be secure
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Fark to expand membership options and add features such as going beyond the 255 character limit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera last week: "It's terrible that the judge in the Ghislaine Maxwell case denied her bail and kept her locked up." Geraldo this week: "Trump was brave to say he wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well." What's up with this guy, hmmm?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly initial jobless claims blow past estimates 1.416m vs 1.3m estimate
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
NCAA meeting to discuss cancellation of all fall sports
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not so bon: 11 of 14 decks of Bonhomme Richard damaged by fire and multiple explosions, some from stem to stern. she's probably done fighting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Valor: noun - great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand's Minister for Workplace Relations suffers understandable confusion over the nature of his job
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man accused of steering urine tests to drug labs, in case which police are saying is driving them nuts
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(Foreign Policy)
 
Boobies
 
Republicans hope to save the Tata nomination after it's revealed he called Obama a "terrorist leader" and picked a fight with former CIA Director John Brennen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HomelandischCommandant says unmarked Little Green Men will not leave Portland until the violence ends
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The anti-Christ has been born in the UK, not sure if the father is the US Ambassador
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump, on indicted child sex trafficker Ghislane Maxwell: "I wish her well." Ummm
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
If China invented Covid-19 why would they need to hack US institutions for the cure? Mr. Trump? [blink]
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmark unmasks $428mil in new employee bonuses, gives them the bird too
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
What "presidential" might look like
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone who ordered a hitman from rentahitman.com
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Air travel will resume in Nepal in August. No mention if it's in- or out-of-body
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"What do you call it when Trump continuously spouts overtly racist and authoritarian rhetoric while obdurately refusing to take the necessary action to stop a raging pandemic? If you're a campaign reporter, you call it 'a tactical mistake'"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oxford COVID vaccine shaping up to be even more successful than the comma
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington hires Terry Bateman as name change marketing master
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SNL hopes to resume in-studio filming, with or without the audience
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Putin's finance minister says there are no hackers working for the Russian government. THAT'S THE JOKE
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The secret to immortality might be pasta
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
SC Governor: Public school teachers need to be back in the classroom 5-days a week despite a lack of funding for PPE and COVID precautions. Also SC Governor: Let's take 66% of emergency federal funding and give it to private schools
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CompuServe)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rejects House's bid to fast-track its attempt to enforce subpoenas seeking Trump's financial records
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(CNN)
 
 
 
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is winning by refusing to be the opponent that Trump wants him to be
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"GOP leaders head to White House as virus crisis deepens". Note: NOT "Congressional Leaders" as one might expect in the face of a national crisis, just Republican ones
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Of course Russia's elite have been getting a experimental vaccine since April. They're fine, except they may soon start growing arms out of their vodka-soaked foreheads or throwing themselves out of windows. Let's watch
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
BadPower attack can turn your device into a Samsung phone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With the SS Clownship in serious danger of sinking, GOP lifeboats are mooring on Turtle Island
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Talk about perverse incentive. Isn't that how we got Trump?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delusional woman thinks Trump knows how business works. Guess she didn't notice his 8 bankruptcies?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. isn't the only place with idiots protesting mask orders
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
So how well is Kanye's first presidential rally going?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's been three weeks since the last episode. It's not like anything important or interesting has happened since then, right? Last Week Tonight, 11 PM Eastern, HBO
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the Minty Maniacs keep their spot in 1st place or will Crazy Cat's Eyes overtake them? Will the Oceanics become suddenly competent? This is Block Pushing, JMR Marble League 2020, sponsored by Last Week Tonight
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
To deal with Covid-19, the porn industry has had to make some changes, like no MILFs, kissing, or orgies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
ATTENTION CORPORATE SLAVES, RETURN TO YOUR WAGE FARMS...we mean please come back into the collective shared creative wonderland that is the modern office
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Six times The Price is Right gave itself the losing horn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK to Huawei: Yes, we banned you from our 5G network, but maybe if you ask again next January, eh *nudge, wink*
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why can't Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp say yes to masks? Other than he's a farking idiot, that is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells WaPo that when it comes to the pandemic, the president is "not really working this anymore. He doesn't want to be distracted by it. He's not calling and asking about data. He's not worried about cases"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, for Christ's sake
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Then why did you run the piece?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If they die, they die
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Texas AG: Jesus will protect the kids
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Roger Stone's love children discovered. The fruit doesn't fall that far from the tree. Except for that one thing
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Alexa invites a mystery guest to "A Moment of Bliss", Bray takes everyone to the Firefly Fun House, Can the King of Bros beat A.J. for the I.C. title & will The New Day get revenge for last week? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you want to see college sports again any time soon? Wear a damn mask
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNBC officially brings Shepard Smith into the Liberal fold
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG's cancer returns. Says she's good for at least 4 months, or 4 years and four months, or whatever it takes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain goes into lockdown mode again, sending 1.6 million Barcelonians to their homes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A shark pulled a 10-year-old from fishing boat in Australia. He's OK - his dad dove in and saved him. Officials say no one was drunk
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The cancellation of the airport-hangar event which the Trump team blamed on an incoming tropical storm that never materialized, but officials privately attribute to concerns about attendance, underscored the recurring challenge Trump aides face"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Give 'em hell, Fauci. I don't give 'em hell, I just tell 'em the truth, they just think it's hell
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Gallant: Hey, the coronavirus might be worse than the 1918 pandemic if we're not careful. White House chief of staff Goofus: No it's not, and you're an alarmist to say so
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Law enforcement was aware of the real threat at protests from the beginning, chose to respond to the fake threat
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Twitch responds to the US Army trying to trick kids into enlisting using fake giveaways with a very sternly worded "Hey guys, could you not?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But...but...that's MY fetish. (Packs bags for Bolivia)
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Interesting Tag: Former Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer calls out current Arizona Republican Governor, Doug Ducey, for his disastrous handling of the COVID-19 situation. Cool Tag: with a "Breaking Bad" quotation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Mob rules Washington now. Didn't Barr send you the memo?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...it was clear that waiting around for the president to run the nation's response was hopeless; if we delayed any longer, we'd be condemning more of our citizens to suffering and death"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vox media's furloughed employees downgraded to laid-off
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo wonders how Trump has time for "all this bullshiat" during a pandemic as the POTUS spends time endorsing Goya, which Trump assumes is a one-hit-wonder and somebody that he used to know
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the last event Crazy Cat's Eyes scratched their way to a gold but still couldn't overtake Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers. A chance to hop over the competition in the Hurdles, JMR Marble League 2020--Event #6 sponsored by Last Week Tonight, 3pm ET/Noon PT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bangladeshi hospital owner who cut a few corners in his Covid-testing protocols, specifically, not actually doing the test and then telling the patient the result were negative; was caught at the border while trying to flee to India, wearing a burqua
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC to HHS
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you're in the middle of a pandemic and you're having a contract dispute over pay with doctors and surgeons? Do you a) cave and pay them b) bring in arbitration c) try to change the rules so they can't leave? Hint: Alberta
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's "Herd Immunity Festival" begs for victims to help set up
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Come see the bankrupt side of Sears
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KY Judge, who may never have met a Kentuckian, or an actual human for that matter, strikes down the gov's restriction on daycare centers and gatherings, asserting that Kentuckians' "innate wisdom and common sense" was enough to keep them safe
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just a little healthy retribution against an actual patriot
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
DeVos, daughter of a billionaire tax-dodger (see yacht registration), only cares about one child. Her petulant pubescent boss
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(BGR)
 
 
 
A pandemic killed the last of the neanderthals. Oops sorry, that should say the pandemic is killing the last of the neanderthals
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I can tell it's a deep fake from some of the pixels and because I've shooped a lot of whoops in my time
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's now easier to opt out of AWS data mining if you believe the engorged fox covered in feathers and blood kicking back in your henhouse
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
St. Louis Prosecutor says that both MO's Governor and Trump have "come after her" and tried to pressure her not to file charges against Bonnie and Clyde, ESQ, but since she's elected and has unlimited prosecutorial discretion, she gives zero farks
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So why ISN'T the sun and heat killing off the Covid-19 virus?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's tweets in support of Goya products are further increasing calls for boycotts among latinos. Trump supporters still clueless on what to do with six cases of canned huitlacoche
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women order "Black Lives Matter" posters online. Guess what posters come in the mail
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old & getting pricey: ARM RISC architecture, owned by Softbank who needs cash to offset yuuuge losses. New & open source: RISC-V from UC Berkelely. Cool: named Rocket, BOOM (Berkeley Out-of-Order Machine), and Sodor
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
NHL unveils exhibition schedule, start times for Stanley Cup Qualifiers. Sharks deep sixed
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Police department responds to incident where Five Guys refused to serve police who were not wearing masks. Hopefully not an armed response
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Justin Trudeau may have 'blind spot' on ethics", which is the Canadian way of saying he's a dumbass. For the third time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is easy to confuse death from COVID-19 with death from a hormone overdose when your medical qualifications are from the Burger King School of Medicine
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In an unexpected burst Chipotle plans on hiring 10,000
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police urge people in isolation to 'put some clothes on' when answering door
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Despite recent Covid-19 surge in Tokyo, grand sumo tournament to be held this month at 25 percent capacity. Fans will be asked to mask up, avoid shouting and refrain from shaking hands with wrestlers
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things. Vandals spoof storm warning app. Just for the lulz
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Far out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor of NY to charge out-of-state visitors from high-infection states $2000 if they're being idiots
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
What if Trump is the one behind the increase in gun violence to steal the election? Yeah, I know but it makes as much sense as what he really said
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Harper Woods dean of students shot and killed. That's a very specific job title and a very violent school
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline workers are looking at a grim future. Unless they work for Delta
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida survival dependent on people behaving better. So, we're all doomed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation has a suggestion to replace "Redskins" by renaming the team 'Code Talkers' to honor the Navajo Code Talkers
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Floridan Man, Kansas City Man flashes gun at BBQ restaurant employee who asks him to put on a mask
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Given that he has degrees from Harvard and Yale, it seems that Ron DeSantis is voluntarily stupid. Either that or Harvard and Yale let any ol' moron graduate from their hallowed halls
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House signals openness to unemployment compromise as crucial deadline looms for 30 million with no good job prospects in sight and a new lockdown probably right around the corner
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deaths from COVID-19 are a trailing indicator, and here they come. CA, FL, TX, MS, AL, SC, TN, NV, OR, UT, ME
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden is in your Texas, building an insurmountable lead
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye polling at 2% in presidential poll
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I fought the Tariffs.......but I did not moot the jeopardy
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burn Facebook to the farking ground and salt the smoking rubble, exhibit #7,395
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Body found at Lake Piru could be missing actress Naya Rivera [Update: it's her]
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's sentient bowtie prepares to apologize for people finding out that Tucker Carlson's former lead writer was every bit as much of a hateful bigot as Tucker Carlson himself is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because what 2020 needs is disturbing an Indian burial site
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, honestly it's less of a message and more of a gesture, really, though a highly expressive one
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(Axios)
 
 
 
China bans Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio, leaving many to wonder, "Can we do that too?"
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
That which kills Carnival's passengers can only make it stronger
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Europe should know a thing or two about hubris, and Coronavirus is ready for a reminder
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SCOTEX: FU to GOP
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not content with just ignoring and silencing Fauci, Trump now starts a smear campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All five of the Spice Girls got together for a Social Distance Walk last week, fueling speculation 2020 can get worse
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta will still call themselves the Braves, but they may chop 'the chop'
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump: "Can no one rid me of this meddlesome epidemiologist?"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Last week's SCOTUS decision barring faithless electors opens up a truly scary proposition for conservatives: the person with the most votes winning an election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, the state of South Carolina has a chance to be #1 in something besides tourism and man-on-horse relations
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida county commissioner who voted against a county wide masking ordinance now in hospital with COVID-19 organ failure. Ironic tag missing, because this isn't ironic in the least
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Sat July 11, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After a rather uneventful win for Dixon last week, Indycar has its first double header of the season at Road America. The size of the track is allowing spectators this weekend. This is your Indycar Rev Group Grand Prix race 1 at 5 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason
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Fri July 10, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown, the New Day defend against Shinsuke & Cesaro... in a pancake eating contest perhaps? Sasha & Bayley battle Alexa & Nikki in tag action, Jeff Hardy drops by Miz TV & relive Bray vs Brawn at MiTB. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Wall Street's campaign to hire Black talent is going about as well as a Sons of the Confederacy rally in Oakland
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Uhhh, you could try shutting down everything or is does that make too much goddamn sense?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff on why he won't give masks to jail inmates: "They're going to eat them"
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
House passes broadband bill that is pro-consumer and actually makes sense. So it has zero chance of becoming law
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another 1.3M. What a great economy
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What can be described as "incredibly stable and unusually large"? A. Trumps hands? B. Trumps mushroom? C. Trumps deficit in the polls?
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(Miracle Whip)
 
 
 
From the "actually used Miracle Whip as salad dressing -- on a bare wedge of iceberg lettuce, no less" department -- share appalling food practices you got to see your grandparents and parents doing when you grew up
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Child spots Florida man walking around Burlington Coat Factory with privates exposed. Who goes shopping for a coat in Florida?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet a real-life cat burglar. BONUS: Named "Admiral Galacticat"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's Internet now locked up inside China's Great Firewall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Overall, 60% of Americans said they found reports of Russian bounties on American soldiers to be "very" or "somewhat" believable, while 21% said they were not credible and the rest were unsure." Those that found it credible also want vengeance
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you said something supporting the Hong Kong protests? Congrats, you've now got a lifetime ban from Hong Kong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United States senator discovers firsthand that airplanes have middle seats and, man, do they ever suck during a pandemic
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Americans act like Americans in Second Best Korea. Overseas Service Order Number One: Never offend local nationals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to retire from Army after 21 years. Godspeed sir, you deserved better
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Magic Kingdom of Human Sacrifice to reopen in Orlando
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(ABC News)