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Thu May 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman in Kansas with superhuman bowels and an ax to grind at the beauty shop didn't just spray those eight wigs, she rectum
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(MSN)
 
 
 
MTG thinks capitol rioters, uh tourists, are mistreated POWs. She and Louie Gohmert demand to see DC mayor. Also, two prisoners in the jail died last week. Of overdoes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan discusses problems with The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast. Subby believes Joe Rogan is the problem with the Joe Rogan Experience
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Elon Musk a driven man, marching to a science fiction drummer? And should that scare the crap out of the rest of us? A recount of Musk's fever dreams to the left, Fark thoughts to the right
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
No, you can't donate guns to Goodwill, but somebody thought it would be worth a shot
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cops wake up suburban Chicago mayor at 1:30am and arrest him. Yes, of course he's black. In their defense, he was also passed out drunk in his car, stopped in the middle lane of an expressway
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cyptobros may be tax cheats? You don't say
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Wed May 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For all you Little Leaguers out there: It's better to steal bases than your teammate's equipment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly mortgage demand definitely not made of brick
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jeff Hardy get past ADAM COLE BAY-BAY, and on to the next round of the Owen Hart Cup? Can Wardlow withstand 10 lashes from MJF? Who are the 2 Jokers? All will be revealed on AEW Dynamite @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
CDC strongly recommends, urges, advocates, counsels, implores, beseeches, enjoins, exhorts, and forcefully suggests that Americans again wear masks indoors if they want to avoid catching Covid but don't call it a mandate
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
No, it doesn't
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Regulators try to ban sales of Freezin' Season Winter Ale featuring naked man on label. no word if it tastes like ass
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Investigation opened after school employees make kids sit on hot pavement in 95-degree weather for being disruptive in cafeteria. Second offense, they would have gotten the sweat box
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Venezuelan cardiologist charged with 'designing and selling ransomware,' being in-network
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
European car sales are driving on the wrong side of the balance sheet
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
"And then I sent my apologies as whatever reason she was teary-eyed for"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed genius and prolific breeder Elon Musk declares the environment can accommodate double our current population, which works out to two Elon Musks too many
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twitter to Musk: "No backsies"
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger slams FIGJAM, invokes Jack and Arnold
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Romulan Commander Sela running for Congress in Fark's favorite state
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Jayson Tatum, Marcus Smart, and the rest of the Celtics go into Miami and take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Heat? Or will Tyler Herro, Kyle Lowry, and Miami triumph? Tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Not news: stealing metal to sell as scrap for money. News: metal in the form of a 15-foot angel statue?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida gator just trying to find an alternator for a 2003 Ranger, doesn't understand what all the fuss is about
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guilty treasures
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(AP News)
 
 
 
But you fark just money, and it's all over the news (sic)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
For perhaps the first time ever, Farkers won't be able to complain about sharp knees (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro's GM and COO just resigned for once again overseeing the spread of flagrant safety violations. Don't worry, though, it's not the rail cars, tracks, or escalators this time. Just that almost half their train operators aren't certified
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pennsylvania GOP primaries haven't yet started, but the finger pointing has already started as to who is responsible for losing the governor's seat this fall. Is it MAGA, or Ultra-MAGA?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
If you filed a worker's compensation claim in Texas, it was not only likely denied, but now your information was stolen from a data breach with the Texas Department of Insurance
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently every lurid detail of your racist uncle's life isn't quite the cash cow it used to be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After saying for months that Finland and Sweden joining NATO would be a grave threat to Russia which required retaliation, now that they are doing just that Putin says they're not actually a threat to Russia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In his "manifesto," the Buffalo shooter cited "replacement theory," a racist idea first popularized in "The Turner Diaries" in the early '90s. So where could he have heard of it? Maybe he watched Fox News, or Tucker Carlson, or a GOP campaign commercial
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The great fall of FIGJAM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gee, thanks for nothing Matt Damon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to make sense of the nightmare that is the Pennsylvania Republican primary. TL;DR: There is no making sense of the nightmare that is the Pennsylvania Republican primary
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(Vox)
 
 
 
YouTubers are in dire mental straits
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Billboard)
 
 
 
It's time for the Billboard Music Awards, the unwanted stepsister to the Grammy Awards. Sixteen artists are performing, and Sean Diddy P Daddy Puff Combs is hosting, 8PM ET on NBC
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tolkien superfans invited to preview Amazon's new series set in Middle Earth give it rave reviews, which means be wary unless you are fascinated by the taxonomic history of different strains of pipeweed, or the derivation of the elvish word for bread
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cardinals pitcher is refused white-glove delivery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Repeating last week's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) with May-peaking songs. DJ finds that making up for 2 weeks vacation means no time for show prep after working today
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Signs you are right and proper farked as a CEO: 1) Softbank makes you PERSONALLY guarantee a $750 million cash infusion. 2) When yo offer employees the chance to "voluntarily separate" ahead of layoffs, 90% of them sign up to take the deal
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Fri May 13, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Wonder Years" gets a sophomore year, "Home Economics" gets a new lease, "A Million Little Things" gets one more thing, and "Big Sky" sees bright skies ahead as ABC renews shows for next season
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Juneau Alaska bought a second-hand ski lift, or the week before when they bought their cops a tank? This week someone finally noticed that they don't actually have any money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisiana backpedals on abortion = murder. Still hates women
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's another Freaky Figure Four Friday: First on Rampage, Ruby vs Riho & Sky vs Kaz for the TNT title. Then on Smackdown, Kofi vs Butch, Nattie & Shayna vs the Boss & Glow for their tag belts. It all starts at 5:30 PM ET on TNT, then 8 PM ET on FOX
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Free Brittney
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin's mistress hit with major sanctions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG struggles to control MAGAts, bowels
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who could have predicted Madison Cawthorn's fall?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Soon to be ex-Officer addressing 2 female domestic violence victims and their mom: Excuse me while I whip this out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"That MAGA creep can campaign, man." "Yeah...but he's a pervert, Dude. No; he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. He had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast"
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Thu May 12, 2022
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
With Finland and Sweden close to joining NATO, Austria still remains committed to its neutrality, relying on drop bears for defense
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
More than 80 students from one high school have contracted Covid after attending their prom. It seems they didn't use protection
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Now that the Moon Knight series/season one is complete, the producers have moved on to another MCU project: The Fantastic Four movie
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
James Hetfield congratulates Brazilian woman who gave birth at Metallica's show last weekend
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The ACC is thinking about a 3-5-5 college football model, where they don't need no stinkin' divisions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$27.5bil? SoftBank takes a seriously hard loss
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You've probably never heard of the country Transnistria, but here's why it's likely to be Russia's next target for invasion. Better warm up their tractors
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 1 Episode 2 "Children of the Comet" discussion thread. Streaming on Paramount Plus, 3 AM ET
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Birth control for women being replaced by women control through births
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
This is the ep. Subby warned you not to read the title or description of lest it spoil last week's. Now Team Flash deals with the aftermath in S.№8 Ep.№14 "Funeral for a Friend" (where'd the get THAT title?) at 8 ㏘ EDT on The CW (Kung Fu at 9)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I have never seen anything like this in my 15 years with law enforcement, anyway we will arrest the stepmother now and then arrest the dad next week because we can't be assed to get a placement for these kids" Subby may have paraphrased a bit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians are such prudes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Someone get Brad Pitt, Steve Carrell, Ryan Gosling and the boys on the phone... I think we have a sequel here
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
I get wanting your kids to be athletic but having your six-year-old run a 26.2 mile marathon seems a bit much
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sounds like Tom Cruise was not a nice guy to work with during 'Top Gun: Maverick'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Gates tests positive for COVID; is experiencing mild symptoms, lousy WiFi
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And just how much of a mess is Pennsylvania's GOP gubernatorial race? Not only does TFG not want anything to do with it, but the Democrats are running ads to help the Republican insurrectionist frontrunner
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Not News: Toxic Fans attack young actress for being 'Black While Playing A White Character' in the upcoming 'Percy Jackson' series. News: Toxic Fans get told to STFU and GTFO. Awesome: By Rick Riordan
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
And they all quit playing and all logged out, one player in the game and the gamer did say, I'm lonely
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Well, no wonder he wanted to nuke the hurricanes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Are you not infotained?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inside Madison Cawthorn's relentless campaign to ruin Madison Cawthorn
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disney is woke and panders to woke activists so I'm introducing legislation to take away their copyright protections. Woke
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brightline train gives away its 63rd free ride in five years
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tesla stops production in Shanghai due to missing parts. Looks like duct tape and bark are back on the automotive menu, boys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 76 of WW3: Russian journalists criticize Putin as his victory parade was a bust, US House votes on $40 billion for Ukraine, and Biden signs the Lend Lease Act as his wife visits Kyiv. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you find Sylvester the Cat shaking in fear and babbling incoherently about a giant rat, please contact the Detroit Zoo
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Data suggests 40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater. Mr. Krabs, Boss Nass, and Namor urge fellow cryptobros to buy the dip
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most human. Okay, y'all hold my Romulan ale and watch this
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Mon May 09, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police hold ice cream with a cop event. It was a very rocky road
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well gee, I can't imagine why you would need to increase security around SCOTUS justices and their families. It's not like they're about to hand down a ruling that would deny the rights of half the people in this country overnight or anything
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The "least racist person in the world" wanted to shut down all of the US embassies in a particular continent for some unknown reason
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Georgia cops pull over suspicious vehicle for marijuana trafficking, if by suspicious they mean a women's lacrosse team from a historically Black college
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(AOL)
 
 
 
♪ Don't ask why, COVID Shanghai ♪ Well, it's arguably better than Bud Dry, anyway
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on WWE RAW: It's the fallout from Backlash. What does the Empress of Tomorrow have in store for Big Time Becks? Who will step up to challenge Bianca for the RAW Women's title? Will Dana & Reggie divorce? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Casey White, Vicky White captured. Snow, Vanna, still on the loose
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's favorite European dictator has caused the EU to halt any further oil embargo on Russia. Germany eyes Hungary and points to their tanks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are a bunch of reasons for why crypto is crashing besides the fact that a bunch of networked computers maintaining the integrity of a linked list of nodes with no content doesn't provide anything useful to humanity
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: We're close to getting the omicron variant vaccine. Bad news: You're probably not getting one
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New York Times editor aborts fetus
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Money manager for Russian oligarch decides Madison Cawthorn is a good investment
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Manchin has spoken
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Honest. I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. ... There was an earthquake. .... It wasn't my fault. I swear to god"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey hey hey, no pic-a-nic basket for you guys. You're not even bears anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GQP goes on the defensive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian targets its artillery at Rupert Murdoch
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Sat May 07, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student loan debt by state shows that true-blue, flag-hugging, America-loving, patriotic states owe most
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If the Detroit Lions had a great draft, then maybe there's hope for everyone. Well, everyone except for you, Jaguars fans
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Uber picks up tourists from a Space/Air B&B
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(Time)
 
 
 
Also, don't tell someone who's grieving "you'll get over it"
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Thu May 05, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
Video
 
Hours before being rushed to the hospital, Gilbert Gottfried was impressing guests and audiences with his James Mason mimic
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
One Massachusetts family thought they were rescuing a lost puppy that was wandering on a busy road. Well, it was lost, but you can't keep baby coyotes in the home
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Sounds like a bunch of animals have been running this zoo
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Michigan's best vending machine shut down by the Feds
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
$uperPACs are prohibited by law from coordinating with candidates. The runaround: Peter Thiel's $uperPAC simply published their information and strategy on Medium blog directed towards Vance's campaign, and they ran with it
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Bobby Fish or Jeff Harvey advance to the Owen Hart Cup tourny? Can TBS Champ Jade Cargill fend off "The Baddies"? Who will be crowned Undisputed ROH Women's Champion? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TBS, the SuperStation
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Texans previously had Savage on their roster, and now they signed Hogan. It's like the MegaPowers, but way crappier
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ukrainian newlyweds sharing their first dance from a Lviv hospital ward shows that love conquers war any day of the week
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Should Supreme Court Justices be investigated for perjury?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA: We need a rocket that can sent 865kg of humans and gear to the moon. Also NASA: SpaceX's Starship should do the job. SpaceX Engineer: And what about its other 99 tons of payload capacity?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
FINE. Then I'll drive and eat. I'm no stranger to spooney-knifey, myself
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(Today)
 
 
 
Inductees into 2022 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame include Eminem, Duran Duran, Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie and Carly Simon among others. Line for why your person should have gotten in and how they screwed it up again forms to the right
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea kills some more fish
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fed: You people don't want affordable houses. You want an interest rate hike. INTEREST RATE HIKES FOR EVERYONE
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
COVID-19 testing site closed after 'influx' of venomous snakes. Yes of course this is Australia
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Facebook wants to look inside your brain, because of course they do
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
You know those "cryptocurrency influencers" that shill for everything? Yeah, they're getting paid in dollars because they don't even believe in their own industry
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Hey you with the improper political beliefs, put that ballot down and come out with your hands up"
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Tue May 03, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Bitcoin requires no energy to mine, according to well known genius Jack Dorsey
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Smithsonian adopts a policy of ethical returns. Still needs an ethical re-gifting policy after just handing the Captain America shield to John Walker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't want to go on the cart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark Artists, Hobbyists, and Crafters: This is Your Weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your work here
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's where things stand in the Denver Broncos sale process now that Homer Simpson's no longer part of the negotiations
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, we're only about a month away from America actually becoming Gilead for real. But let's focus on the important question: Have we hit peak TV?
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The pathway for Roman Reigns to finally drop the WWE championship. The Unlikely tag acknowledges this won't really happen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're only going after disinformation that you deem a threat? Well this won't backfire stupendously, now will it?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Taiwan says it is busy taking notes about how Ukraine has managed to put up such an effective defense after being invaded by an opponent with an overwhelming advantage in military size and strength ...you know, just in case
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Razer co-founder drivers have expired
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew regrets dunking on famous people who end up in the news
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven attempts to quantify how badly Elon Musk is underestimating the global village's number of idiots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ah, your daily dose of DEMS IN DISARRAY from CNN, with an added twist of "AND ITS GOING TO GET MUCH WORSE" thrown in for flavor
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle gets cancelled
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mystery solved: It was Amber Heard's PR team who crapped in Johnny Depp's bed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard pushes conspiracy theory that Biden is controlled by Obama
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Sun May 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Somebody smashed the steam clock in Gastown. Not a euphemism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia's new 'When in Rome' tactic meets OnStar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's gotta be tough losing a dick measuring contest to a mouse
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Russia goes full "Day After"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
People always looking down on you? There is a solution
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CDC: "Um, you guys? Do you still have some of your Covid-19 facemasks lying around? Because you're actually gonna need 'em again"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dolan sees surge of support for defying Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The inmate beatings will not continue at this Florida prison thanks to these three guards being arrested for murder
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The GOP is concerned about kamikaze beef
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 65 of WW3: Orc bombers hit a field hospital in Azovstal Steel Plant, Chief of General Staff Gerasimov volunteers to soon be the next General KIA, and the world grimly realises it's going to be a long-ass war. It's your Friday Ukraine War thread
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dairy giant: Halp I'm being canceled by vegan cancel culture
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Mark Davis says he'd welcome Colin Kaepernick with "open arms"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This week on Star Trek Picard, turns out the Borg were just the friends we made along the way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Throw another Starbucks on the union pile. Difficulty: Minnesota this time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the Careful-What-You-Wish-For Dept: Deebo Samuel to get his payday, but at what cost?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft removes feature that delays boot time in Windows 11 by roughly 1.5 trips to the gym, but only if you're a POS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ANOTHER $33B for Ukraine? What did you do with the money we gave you last month?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Urban explorer escapes a terrifying encounter with a pair of glowing eyes in an Ohio tunnel system. On the bright side, we now have proof Jawas exist
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Rocket Mortgage crashing back to Earth as housing rolls over, announcing massive layoffs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The business plan for CNN+ involved the time-tested Step 2: ????? model
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Health experts puzzled by outbreak of liver disease in children, especially odd because none of them are named Drew
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Here's how you can sneak in to pray to your God at the temple mount
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ARMs up 100% *waves at 2007*
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon says, free speech for me, not for thee
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about. We can just flush our toilets with Brawndo
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need over 3 months to review video of yourself behaving badly
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(AOL)
 
Hero
 
Meet the man who evacuated 200 people from Mariupol in a battered red van, who is not only a hero but also apparently a master at clown car logistics
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(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Nobody expected a Spanish investigation into Catalangate, the use of Pegasus spyware against pro-independence Catalan politicians, but they're getting one
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Every accusation is an admission, episode eleventy-one
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
We've upped our credit card merchant fees, now up yours
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Former NFL baller Antonio Brown rapping to an unimpressed crowd is the most awkward thing you'll see all day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suing time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden delegates COVID-19 to Kamala Harris
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Now that the AX-1 mission has splashed down, it's time for Crew-4 to get their asses to the ISS. 3:52am EDT Wednesday
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Marshall, martial, what's the difference? This is just liberal communist wokeness working to disenfranchise the individualist creativity of conservative geniuses. Words mean precisely what I want them to me, no more and no less
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Connecticut: Let's suspend our 25-cent per gallon sales tax to give motorists a break. Oil companies: Hey boys, we can raise the price of gas by 25 cents per gallon in Connecticut
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Playing now in San Francisco, the Obama Democrats Revenge Tour
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Finish up your nachos before they get cold and then come discuss the latest Better Call Saul [Spoilers for Episode 3]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Plane swap guys appear to be on the FAFO track after ignoring FAA disapproval for their stunt
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Mon April 25, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi on how she spent her COVID quarantine: "All I did was stay home and raise money." And while she stayed home, she watched Bridgerton and Warriors games
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tourists in Rome, please stop crashing your drones into historic sites
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dog catches car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp and Will Smith killed the Hollywood celebrity. The Unlikely tag says OK to the article, and gives it the thumbs up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 61 of WW3: Russian advance stalls in the east so they prepare to attack from the south, Austin and Blinken visit Zelenskyy, Macron crushes Le Pen, and stuff in Russia keeps randomly exploding. It's your Monday Ukraine War thread
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine's planning to build a spaceport to become a leader in the industry. Or a zipline from one end of the flat earth to the other. Because that's The Maine Way
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last week of the regular season, so MOAR THREADS. We've got two fierce rivalry games in the Battle of Pennsylvania & Bruins/Habs, which are kind of unequal matchups this season. And Vegas tries to stay in the Wild Card hunt. Game on @ 1pm ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bojo's days are numbered as top Tory MPs are beginning to realise that having a clown for leader can be a liability
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(Politico)
 
 
 
JD Vance: "The thing that Trump revealed, more than any policy achievement, is that we are living in an incredibly corrupt country." When you're right, you're right
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin to visit Ukraine on Sunday, help keep Kyiv weird
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miggy 3000
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Fri April 22, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday time: first on Smackdown, Sami faces Drew in a lumberjack match, Madcap tries to prank an Angel. Then on Rampage: Cole vs Ishii, Kingston vs Garcia, Archer vs Serpentico. Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on FOX, 10 PM on TNT
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Nebraska gubernatorial candidate Charles Herbster maintains he is not also secretly "The Gropester". Unfortunately the women seeking to unmask this supervillain are all fellow Republicans
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott increasing inspections of commercial trucks entering from Mexico found zero drugs, migrants, but costs the citizens of Texas $4.2 billion
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guys, now might be time to install a urinal in your house. You know, before you really have to go
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protestors demanding a larger share of profits at the world's second-largest copper mine disrupt global exports. New Bronze Age collapse to happen in 3, 2, 1
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Israeli police: Oh noes. A few kids threw some rocks at us. Better get the full riot gear and heavy weaponry to brutally put down this revolt before they start calling us nasty names, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She's right, you know
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The "no one will ever believe you" meme is about to take a dark turn
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Thu April 21, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
The UK may yet get its Balls back
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Got a spare room? Help out if you can. Subby already registered on a Ukrainian site and just received a call today asking to host a family. Details in first post
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Being Mortal is being suspended over a complaint investigation
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sure the Ukrainians sunk the Moskva, they've also sunk Putin's propaganda efforts. The Russian families want to know where their sailors are
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Retired soldier charged for taking part in 1/6 US Capitol insurrection now faces more charges for possessing classified military documents found at his Tampa home
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It may smell like a wet fart but what you're hearing is the mortgage bubble beginning to deflate
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Finland's parliament kicks off official NATO membership debate session to determine if their nation really wants to risk having to share any future Russian kills with other countries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germany's annual producer price inflation topped 30% in March, hitting its highest level since the Federal Statistics Office began collecting data 73 years ago. GQP: This is Biden's fault
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Andrade or Darby Allin get locked into a coffin? Can HOOK's Wednesday night in-ring debut change the face of AEW? Did "Mad Lad" Tony Khan buy IMPACT? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Slums of Shaolin and Queensbridge's Finest have formed a rap Voltron to bring the ruckus to North America
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(What's new, pussycat?)
 
 
 
I'd write, "You know who else is one of the fastest college track stars in the country," but this guy was actually able to finish a race
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American workers, 2021: take this job and shove it. 2022: again, harder this time
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Lonely Island Boys where you at?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian warship, go lick my behind
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(France 24)
 
 
 
France's government will surrender if Macron wins. This is not a meme
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a... car of some sort. Suspect is wearing a hat. Repeat, suspect is hatted
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brit PM BoJo apologizes again. This time for being a clown when it comes to lockdown parties
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel may or may not be mass producing silicon qubits
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The billionaire founder of a global crypto exchange made an anonymous $14 million contribution to a super PAC. Only it wasn't anonymous. And it wasn't $14 million." Aren't campaign finance laws FUN these days? Thanks Justice Roberts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe "damaging her patio, threatening to kill her with a tire iron, destroying her laptop, choking her friend and trying to run over her with his car as he drove off" is not the right way to win her back
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(Axios)
 
 
 
CNN-
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Department of Education announces that about 40,000 student loan borrowers will be having their debts entirely canceled, effective immediately. No, not you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Writer for a medical TV show "accused" of faking her real-world medical issues which she then fictionalized and worked into the scripts for the TV show
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ukraine is making it sorta look like the world responds differently to crises that involve primarily white populations than it does to those that involve black or brown populations
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kremlin now insists that in glorious achievement showcasing advanced Russian technology, the warship Moskva was an entirely automated and self-sailing ship and actually had NO crew whatsoever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The "KK & K" show is about to end in Arizona
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Visibly tattooed pro athlete decides needles with vaccines are too scary
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Okay, it's official.... More people are still running Windows XP than Windows 11
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL): "Alabama way of life" will not drive away business. So long as they don't employ people of color, LGBTQ+, or those who don't worship Jesus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 55 of WW3: The Battle for Donbas has begun as Russia attacks all along the front from Kharkiv to Mariupol, Putin honors units suspected of atrocities, and Greece starts seizing Russian tankers. It's your Tuesday Ukraine War thread
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(CBC)
 
 
 
From the department of Canadian headlines, here's one about the weather
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But, now how many residents have windmill cancer?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
In response to the NYC subway shooting, Mayor Adams announces plan to make work from home permanent
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much movie, so value
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor open to banning off-duty N.J. cops from consuming weed after some state lawmakers realize that police mellowing out after work would be bad for somebody
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Next time you are having a heart attack, call Dr. Judge because she knows more about public health than anyone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Five possible reasons that TFG hasn't been indicted yet. And somehow, "Merrick Garland sucks" isn't one of them. So really it should be six
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any guesses about which group could possibly dislike Spirit Airlines more than its passengers?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't worry. In 3 days they'll be back
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator willing to betray America for President upset said President attacked him due to his failure
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Putin return for the cold open? Or will we get more bland James Austin Johnson? Will Che and Jost be wined by Jeanine Pirro? Will Ukraine play Battleship with Russia? Lizzo does double duty as host and musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(live365.com)
 
 
 
Since it's that time of year, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) has two hours of music on money & taxes, an oversight from last week's Birthday Corner is corrected, and a new 25 part Superman story - "The Hate Mongers Association"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delayed shipments in car parts, electronics, and $280 million of spoiled fruits and vegetables, and causing prices to spike at the grocery stores that could last for months are all just a small price to pay to stick it to the libs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Minneapolis' newest attraction is a parking lot puddle dubbed "Lake Chipotle," where one sip of rainwater might incapacitate you
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Eh, just do it
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Fri April 15, 2022
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sen. Wrong Johnson (R - we really doing this, Wisconsin?) demands to know why aging veterans are being protected from a slow, miserable death by COVID
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans play 'dogs pile on the rabbit' to stop J.D. Vance endorsement by Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The bird flu that's plaguing the country's avian population has now infected our bald eagles. Oh noes, USA USA USA
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever seen a car ripped in half? Now you have
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That's crazy how the Starbucks union is going to get everyone at the company a raise. I wonder why
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The only one who can save Democrats from disaster is...oh lord
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The entire hospital staff of a sea turtle rehabilitation center in Juno Beach, Florida has resigned due to water quality and other concerns at the turtle hospital
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This never would have happened if Drew was governor
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Court rejects Ohio's redistricting maps for 4th time, which may lead to a federal takeover of the state's redistricting process. *chuckle*
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ohio jailbreak fugitive dodges Michigan dragnet by stealing Ford Escape
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Remember when we used to do those weekly pony threads to watch and discuss the latest episode? It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Episode 5 - Mane Melody ♫ Just belieeeeeeeeeve it ♫
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
I'm no expert on Italian red sauce, but is it a bad sign when the water turns red around your supervolcano?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin has basically stolen (raises pinky to mouth) one trillion dollars from the Russian people to fund this war among other things and has an absurdly high approval rating. Maybe TFG was on to something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans can't afford to buy gas. This is bad news...for beef jerky
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller agrees to rise from his coffin and testify before the 1/6 committee
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
In Alabama, school officials can spank your kids one to three times with wooden paddle. But ten whacks is right out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican cartels are outsmarting Greg Abbott's truck inspections. However, to be fair, it's not particularly difficult to outwit a Texan
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Wed April 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Deputies looking for man in pot shop robbery. But aren't we all really just looking for a man sometimes?
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Samoa Joe. Minoru Suzuki. ROH World TV Title. 'Nuff said. AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TBS, the SuperStation
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Republicans suddenly concerned that they weren't paying attention when the new sex education standards were publicly available online before the state Board of Education approved them at a public meeting in June 2020
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Claiming TX was being "overwhelmed by hordes of illegal immigrants" thanks to Biden, TX 's Giv vowed to put them on buses and ship them to DC, and so he did, right to Fox News' HQ. BTW, 30 people is now a "horde". Must be a metric thing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Frank James arrested for Brooklyn Shooting. Brother Jessie has vamoosed. Slim'll head 'em off at the pass
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pentagon to meet largest US arms makers over Ukraine. Christ, you'd think they'd meet somewhere safer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If your government releases a "military invasion survival guide" you might want to let it in
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
Weeners
 
Mystery of the Loch Ness monster has been solved, it may well be a 'whale's penis'. At least according to this professor's bizarre theory
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk says he wants to 'free' the internet. But what he really aims to do is make it even less accountable than it is now"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Javelina joyride
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Tue April 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Russian war is making fertilizer less crunchy and appetizing
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Woman trying to overthrow US government also owes it $50,000
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man thinks six inches is big. Typical (possible nsfw content on page)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Real reason sides of the moon look different. Pink Floyd album still black on both sides
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is against student loan forgiveness because 'We all pay our debts'. Ironic tag explodes
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Christian" headmaster who taped seventh-graders' mouths shut blames them, says he "gently" pulled the tape off after a few minutes. And when he had opened the seventh-graders' seals, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White reveals that he has never listened to the Stones or the Beatles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia will start to mandate the use of masks when indoors due to increases in Covid cases. Also mandates a two battery minimum at Phillies-RedSox games
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(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Russia: We'll see you in court court. *Pays lawyers in bushels of acorns*
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
My achy, breaky heart
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"Community left with few answers after family killed in gun range" - so much worse than when Abed lost Troy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ legal weed market could finally get the okay today. Or not. Whatever, the kid in the park behind the high school has your back
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"A complex bizarre or difficult state or situation like a hole into which one falls or descends." Fake feds arrested for giving gifts to Secret Service agents leaned on other feds for info, and were tipped in advance about their arrests
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
City Council candidate thinks that we should blame bike lanes instead of the cars that are driving alongside them for killing bicyclists
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon Musk hits the edit button on plans to join Twitter's Board, possibly after realizing that 9% ≠ 51%
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You keep using that word "sacrilegious." I do not think it means what you think it means
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
We Build the Wall con man and Steve Bannon's grifter-in-arms facing 20 years behind bars after pleading guilty to federal charges
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Don't expect to be able to buy a car soon
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(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Don't say marawanna
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hampton, VA GOP official David Dietrich refusing to step down after racist Facebook tirade calling for the lynching of Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin and retired Gen. Russell Honoré
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were thinking about planning on kidnapping a politician, good news, apparently you can do all the planning you want and you're all good and will face zero consequences
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
When is the unemployment rate too low? Is it when workers who used to have 3 jobs now only have 2?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Did you know that it's quite easy to buy a tiger, a slow loris, a pangolin, a wolf, and other illegal or endangered exotic animals on Facebook? Maybe they should cut that out
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google fixes the first undersea cable from Japan to Canada ensuring some very weird - but sincerely polite - interwebbing
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who's behind the most vile Hunter Biden smear that came out on the eve of the 2020 presidential election? Look no further than what's in these leaked messages
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fatso ran away on January 6, remembers it differently now: "Secret Service said I couldn't go. I would have gone there in a minute"
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shine on you crazy Ukrainian
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(Slate)
 
 
 
French Politics is weird: You want your guy to be president? Then vote for me in the first round because I won't stand a chance against him in the run-off
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Livestream special guest, Headline of the Month voting, and slappy comments from last week
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Khashoggi show trial goes dark
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais says that if Jada Pinkett Smith's alopecia is a 'disability' then my fat and balding self should get f***ing benefits. That's what she said
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(NPR)
 
 
 
31 countries plan a big release of emergency oil so we can all continue living the dream
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims fell to 166,000 last week, the lowest level since '68. Nice? They owe us one
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Teenage gorilla is getting too much screen time" headline somehow not applicable for the entertainment tab
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Orphaned dolphin Ranger adjusts to his new home at Dolphin Research Center. "It's both fun and a little overwhelming, because we're all he has right now"
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(Some Jersey Guy)
 
 
 
What do we want? Legal weed. Where do we want it? Somewhere else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hopefully
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Getting burned with oregano. New hotness: Getting burned with celery
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Joe is gonna kill you. The Young Bucks face FTR, but Joe is gonna kill you. Adam Cole faces Christian Cage for the 1st time ever, but Joe is gonna kill you. AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TBS, the SuperStation. Then, Joe is gonna kill you
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australians' home ownership dreams sour in the face of skyrocketing house prices, pointing to a dismal future where no one will have a driveway to park their war rigs in
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chanel restricts sales to Russians abroad amid Ukraine war, a move that will cause a financial hit since no one, regardless of nationality, wants to be called a broad
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Update on those five fetuses (feti?) found in DC. No, there were 15. No, 55. No, wait, there were... oh lord
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(AOL)
 
 
 
You know your invasion is going badly when even AOL calls it an utter failure
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Russia's failure now certified as epic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Off went Pete. "Grumble, grumble," said the owners
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage applications drop now that investors have bought up all the available housing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lucky Charms: They're magically poisonous (maybe)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden CANCELS student loan...payments until September
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Tue April 05, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against married female couple who glitter bombed man with whom they had a "three-way type thing"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Step 1: Explain laughter to Fallon's audience
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Hailie Deegan didn't participate in last week's Freedom 500 in Florida because of catfish, or something
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"You have a right to shut up. Use it"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the sea lion equivalent of an all you can eat buffet is?
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe we could have done without the breathless news coverage of "no" votes from the likes of Rand Paul and Lindsey Graham after all
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols will be bringing one fewer bag when he heads back to St. Louis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. Marine being held in Russian prison ends hunger strike after six days. One more day without food would make one weak
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The "brains" behind copy/pasting Twitter code are leaving TruthSocial
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
OK conscript, take a sip of pondwater and head down that street with your 1880s weapon. We'll stay here and watch what direction they shoot you from
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Idaho now has dyslexia legislation after blouse hill 731 singed into law
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This is British humour, right?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Guess who Bill Belichick compares to Tom Brady
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It is not, currently, a hit by reasonable and objective metrics"
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 committee member confirms Jared Kushner provided hours of testimony with 'precise' and 'not combative' answers, vows the committee will uphold their end of the deal and turn him into a Real Boy
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
A fake nun was banned from Clonard Monastery due to her eccentric habits
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Morbius sucks up $40 million and the #1 spot despite Jared Leto while The Lost City finds itself at #2 with $13 million. Twilight sequel The Batman is #3 with $11 million as Uncharted docks at #4 with $3.7 million, Spider-Man: No Way Home at #7
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a ride that says, "I'm outspoken, good looking, love to party and have fun," look no further
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Sat April 02, 2022