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Fri September 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Muricans doing what muricans do best: Ignore a crisis and spend more than they have
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Thu September 16, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man catches world record white catfish, but it may not be certified because it was delicious
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You'll never believe what happened to the anti-vax, anti-mask teen councilman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This coupon has expired
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ocean Cleanup more of an Empty Promise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Video game spending hits record for August thanks to consoles. GPCMR: "bless their hearts"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The clarity of hindsight: Texas edition
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster spotted on webcam in China. Why he's in China on webcam is unclear (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Mormon church spends a quarter billion dollars to get their Whitewashing Sexual Abuse merit badge, leaving only $99.75B in their coffers
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Boy travels to ER due to appendicitis, finds ER filled with unvaccinated COVID sufferers. Then things get all rupture-y
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Fugitives still on the loose in Maryland after escaping two weeks ago. The are dressed in black and white stripes, are unarmed, and considered dangerous to pet
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Automakers refine technology to prevent dad from going to strip club, mom from talking to Cassidy after yoga and you know how she is so we had to get Starbucks and she had the cutest scarf from Etsy and I was "Where did you get that" and she said
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Beaning. It's supposedly a thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who organised an anti-lockdown march to protect his freedoms has had the freedom to give COVID to his entire family and then the freedom to watch his father become hospitalised and die
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK prices spike like David Bowie in 1972
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean antitrust regulator slaps Google with $177 million fine for abuse of market dominance. Oooh, that's gotta itch
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden Admin revokes Trump Admin rule preventing states from investigating predatory student lenders. Take THAT, Betsy
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(Nature)
 
 
 
You know the guy who didn't invent email but insists he did? There's another dude laying a similar claim for mRNA vaccines
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kansas legislator and lawyer pleads guilty on three misdemeanors for kicking a 15-year-old student in the balls while working as a substitute art teacher. Wait a minute, something's not right about this story. Oh, he's a Republican, from Kansas, but still
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
A Democrat is President again, so that means we're back to Iran being "just one month away" from a nuclear weapon
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
New What If...? trailer - Howard the Duck edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your taking horse dewormer to treat COVID-19 and I'll raise you lying about not getting a vaccine to get a booster
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Enid, Oklahoma to spend $150,000 taxpayer dollars to make sure you un-washed heathens know the real meaning of the holiday season
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Mon September 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, I'm almost starting to think that crypto, instead of being the brave new future of finance, is in fact just an ongoing criminal enterprise designed to allow scammers to repeatedly pull more money from ignorant, naive rubes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Financial Post thinks Millennials are young enough to save up for their "first" home
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson: I am just worried about football, not finances
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I have a Bo Burnham Emmy for that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When a war is run for profit, don't be surprised when the only thing you achieve is making a lot of profit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thomas discovered pornography in the traditional way: at school, watching it on classmates' phones. In related news, "traditional" no longer means anything and get off ... my lawn
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Sun September 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And they will live happily ever after. The (expletive) End
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A control panel, a terminal, and can you believe it, Reversi
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
SNL lands 47th premiere date with the cast still up in the air
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
So, do you have a smartwatch that runs WearOS? You *might* want to take a look at this article
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA: contiguous United States just experienced the hottest, eighth wettest summer on record
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Fri September 10, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco school system has over 200 cases of COVID-19
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bow to the EU, your lord and master (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get vaccinated or double the risk of stillbirth. DailyStruggle.jpg Pro-Life vs Anti-Vax edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Flying just got more expensive for people that don't wear masks
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meth apparently has been rebranded as the "Elixir of Life"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kornvid-19
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
In a decision that he will in no way regret, rapper Dan Sur gets gold chains for hair, hanging from hooks surgically implanted into his skull (w/pics}
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Qanon dad who killed his kids with a spear gun didn't raise any red flags because 'in these Christian communities, receiving visions from god is considered normal'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"There's a recognition that the massive turnover within Congress erodes the ability of Congress to solve difficult problems"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal on investing in crypto: 'I don't understand it...P-E-R-I-D'
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Thu September 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The lesser finding out is proceeding in Michigan, making a fine appetizer for the Dominion cases
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks on firing Lindsey Buckingham: "I fired myself". Haaaaaaalllllrighty then
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't want to get vaccinated? Hope you enjoy your weekly nasal swabs
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Ummmmmm...gay?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fire alarms sound in the Russian section of the ISS during battery recharging, showing how the Russian space industry has caught up to the technological level of British electronics
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(DW)
 
 
 
So it turns out Americans aren't being held hostage in Afghanistan after all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines to staff: "If you're exempt from the vaccine, you're exempt from the schedule"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Moscow, we have a problem"
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
COVID vaccine now required for the one place where nearly everyone will still be using bottled oxygen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nothing projects confidence like laying off your ENTIRE campaign staff 55 days before the election
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Wed September 08, 2021
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina bans Maryland beer for correctly depicting wintertime on its label
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The State Department wishes to convey its utmost concern that Taliban leadership is all male
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
There are a many things we can do to help end the pandemic. Harassing healthcare workers at a mobile vaccine clinic is not one of them
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(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Former Afghan president: Sorry how the feces hit the fan there, also I didn't loot the treasury. I'll be hanging out in Dubai if you need anything
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Woman contacts owner of overgrown cemetery. She then gets cremation ashes for burial because the owner "didn't want to mail them to the cemetery's then-groundskeeper because they might be stolen off the man's front porch." Now goats are involved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight. Eight possible names now for the Washington Football Team. Ah ha ha ha ha
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: The Raiders are the most hated team in professional sports. News: The Bears and the Broncos are more hated than the Cowboys. Fark: The Seattle Kraken are already more hated than teams that have played a game
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Catholic Bishop retires from performing exorcisms to pursue love affair with author of Satanic-tinged erotic fiction
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taliban wants diplomatic relations with every country except Israel, where they'd presumably like to be on the weekly airstrike schedule right after Iran
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Emperor Manchin issues decree about Democratic infrastructure priorities
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Look - up in the sky...It's a bird...It's a plane...No, it's the price of chicken wings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Did you catch Covid then get vaccinated? Congratulations, you can start your crime-fighting career. Be sure to pick out a good name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan fails basic history. Previously failed basic humanity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pass the popcorn and the sweet tea vodak: Alex Murdaugh's wife ordered forensic accounting of family finances shortly before her murder
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
George Soros warns against investing in China, claiming it risks losing money, damaging US national interests, and possibly redirecting funds from his hollow earth reverse vampire based stock portfolio
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona AG to Tucson: "Die"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI deputy director McCabe says they shouldn't ignore right-wing terror rally. Again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funder of WeatherTech and GOP megadonor David McNeil has said he won't give a dime to anyone who supports repealing DACA because the issue's personal to him. He's given DeSantis millions. So either he's a hypocrite or they have an "understanding"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Lewis officially has his protégé
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau Rocks
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Raiders cut player. A few hours later Raiders wish that player a happy birthday. Well at least it wasn't a blood eagle
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Huge numbers of first responders refuse COVID vaccine. Pretend to be surprised or you're under arrest
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Mon September 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The best article you'll read today on the massive water supply problems in the Southwestern US
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is that a lobster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Sat September 04, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's the oldest thing in your fridge right now? Will you ever use it or throw it out, or is it just going to lurk at the back forever?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats: The GOP will attempt to use the recent "election reform" laws to grab power in 2022. | Georgia GOP: Why wait until then?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much froth. So Doge. Very NFT
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Israel is preparing to give fourth vaccine doses to everyone: "This is our life from now on, in waves"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple decides that maybe forcing everyone to stop using Apple products is a bad idea. Maybe
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Walmart to give more than 565,000 employees raises of one dollar that they spend at Dollar Stores
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Fri September 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
So from what subby gathers, 5% of the kind of people that answer polls died of COVID between polls?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Suga sours on job as Prime Minister of Japan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eric Trump elaborated on Two Scoops' disdain for cryptocurrency. "We gravitate towards tangible assets like real estate not things like promissory notes, have you seen the way we Fark over banks?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Want to know where the jobs are?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A well fitting mask can prevent Covid spread, but a parent's fit over masks can cause a school to lockdown
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonaut shows home movies. Please ignore the naked shots of my wife, I don't know how those got in there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Women stage protest in Texas
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Yeah, we made some minor statistical corrections and it seems another person or two might have died of COVID
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Protestor at anti-stabbing rally gets stabbed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend had a condom wrapper in his apartment, and while he provided me an explanation, I don't know if I believe it. Should I take him at his word?"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mötley Crüe asked David Lee Roth to open for them on tour, but he denied on the basis of "not opening for acts [he] influenced"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet Ahmad Massoud, the only man who stands in the way of the Taliban taking complete control of Afghanistan. Which, you know, the Afghan army was supposed to have done with all that free stuff we gave them, but whatever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inside a Florida hospital full of dying, unvaxxed thirtysomethings. This is quite a grim reboot of the melodramatic '80s TV show
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This is probably going to shock you, but it turns that auto insurance companies secretly ended up keeping about $30 billion in profits last year that they were supposed to return to customers as a COVID rebate
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Attention K-Mart in-store music lovers: This former employee just made your day
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Wed September 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A Massachusetts select board ruled that it does not have the authority or grounds to fire a police officer who kept a photo of Adolf Hitler in his locker for two decades. Heil Lobstah
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Is it really possible for the average person to love someone more than they hate Ted Cruz?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Accused gas passer is now free as the wind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." -- Abraham Lincoln
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Taliban invite US diplomats back into Afghanistan. Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson--yes, THE Bruce Dickinson--wants fans to get the Covid vaccine before they go from Iron Maiden to iron lung
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Charles and Camilla posted a rather unseemly "tribute" on the anniversary of Princess Diana's death (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, how will Pierce Brosnan survive?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The pigs at the stock troughs look up long enough to grunt happily as The Fed says the cheap money buffet will keep serving them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cracks are widening in the international coalition supporting the ISS. Also in the Russian module
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rather transparent bid to avoid being served, as he is about to be issued a subpoena, Gym Jordan's memory improves slightly
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Sun August 29, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's face it. If you're the special sort of lackwit who would honestly ask this question right now, it's not like you're going to listen to the actual answer, anyway
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Sat August 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wow CNN really, really wants Trump back in the White House
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Orleans hospitals: "Gee, we really hope no one gets injured during this big hurricane. We're kinda full up with the results of anti-vaxx stupidity"
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
¿sǝsɐɔ ɹoɟ pɹoɔǝɹ ʎןıɐp ʍǝu ɐ ʇǝs ʇsnɾ oɥʍ ssǝnƃ
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a whole crowd of people throwing bricks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man receives sentence ranging from 5 minutes to 36 years in prison for double homicide
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Fri August 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
No sex on the beach. Not even a quickie
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kanye West throws superspreader event with Marilyn Manson and Da Baby
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Federal Election Commission: Well, they're guilty as hell, but by the time the criminals had left power, we were ultimately left with no meaningful enforcement options. The important thing is that we followed the rules. Cases dropped
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
When releasing a game on a platform that allows refunds if less than two hours are played, try to make your game worth playing for at least two hours
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren is now selling digital apparel for avatars inside of Zepeto, so now you can pop those 4 collars in the digital world, too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK car production hits lowest level since 1956 amid chip shortage and worker absences. This does not bode well for the bonnet industry either
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, that seems an appropriate price for a scale, um... rocket
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Fred Durst threatens new music
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Wed August 25, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A terrorist pastor railing on YouTube, "Republicans? Hear me out: We are embracing the homosexual lifestyle as if this is normal," pretty much means we can calendar in his very own Nestor Special any minute now
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Climate change is going to eliminate Tony Stark's favorite food
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin fires professor for not wearing mask in class; other professors quit over mask mandates. Well, bye
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The shores of Tripoli are now so polluted and disgusting the Marines wouldn't land there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Landlords will be looking at past payment history as a future screening measure
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Tue August 24, 2021
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Five years after ditching seal tied to slaveholder, Harvard unveils new logo which somehow isn't "$$$"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meanwhile at Rikers Island, the inmates are literally running the asylum
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alleged adult whines to judge to let him back on YouTube cause those meanies won't let him grift online
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Domestic violence charges dropped, criminal bad hair still pending
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sex Pistol shot down
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The bitcoin bulls are running again
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
"This phenomenal Great Lakes story of recovery is a testament to the perseverance of the researchers and biologists from DEC and partner agencies who worked tirelessly to help restore this fishery"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell should have abs like '80s Schwarzenegger from the way he keeps moving that goalpost back so often
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Sun August 22, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Queen is lawyering up (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host who mocked vaccines dies of COVID. This is not a repeat from every couple days the last few weeks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pompeo is lying
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Doctor Who silly season showrunner speculation has begun, as JMS throws his hat into the ring
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anti lockdown freedumb protestor locked up for eight months
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Fri August 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ACC, Big Ten and Pac 12 are expected to announce an alliance to combat the SEC Death Star. Big 12's emaciated corpse left to rot on the side of Route 66
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Being close to a triple-secret algorithm while black? That's definitely a jailin'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Our National Guard is not for hire," says general whose troop deployment is funded by a private donor
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Thu August 19, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hollywood: *shakes fist at sky* "DELLLTAAAAAAAAA"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dear Lana, (1) copyright lengths expire 70 years after the death of the author, (2) what is your name spelled backwards?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Aggressive cows on French Island of Corsica take over beach, gore tourists on holiday. French locals now looking at making Touredos a la bordelaise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(FITS News)
 
 
 
"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery," Stutts noted in a recent Facebook post. Uh, achievement unlocked?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chip crunch has Toyota cutting production, need for ranch
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Here's the best way to get a free upgrade to first class, according to flight attendant. Surprisingly, it's not "by paying for it"
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Wed August 18, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Are YOU biatchin' enough to be the next bass player for Steel Panther? (Answer: No)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans lawmakers in Georgia are ordering a "review" of the Fulton County election board, which could lead to them taking it over. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Fulton County helped get Biden and two Democratic Senators elected
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
My Pillow guy apparently not a fan of Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and someone named 'Trucker Carlson'
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review, August 11, 2021: "Biden's Afghanistan Blunder"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team narrows next name down to three choices; hopes to have a self-important LeBron TV special for its final decision
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Communist China is considering wealth redistribution in a push for 'common prosperity.' You can bet some comrades are seeing red over this
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists are genetically engineering prehistoric proteins to detect modern diseases because surely nothing bad could ever happen, right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, please.....oh, please
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
What happened to all the tax money we spent on Afghanistan? Apparently some is sitting on the airport runway since the ex-president couldn't fit it all in his escape helicopter
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Don't touch Max Scherzer's butt
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"I can not believe that showing Cody my boobs would get me arrested," Danielle Ferrero told cops
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Those of you with T-Mobile may not be alone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
France-based Faurecia is taking over a German auto supplier for Hella cash
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Sun August 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President offers taxpayer-funded bribes to humiliate political opponent
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
More evidence heat and humidity help shrinkage
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX hopes Archer will be back for a 13th season despite the absence of Jessica Walter
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Fri August 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And there it is: Teacher sent to the hospital with lacerations and "a pretty good knot on the back of his head" after altercation with a violent animal upset that the school was protecting their daughter from a deadly contagious disease
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To be fair, you don't need to wear a mask at school if you're quarantining at home. {RollSafeheadtap.gif}
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out giving money to poor people makes them less poor. Who would have thought?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Did anyone expect anything other than no, when asking Trump to help people?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson--yes, THE Bruce Dickinson--has Covid-19. Eddie voluntarily isolating
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The GQP is holding training camps for school board candidates in order to eradicate "socialist brainwashing"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FDA authorizes 6G, Reptiloid DNA enhancement for the chosen few
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deathsantis, fresh from torpedoing to the "ounce of prevention" party, chooses the "pound of cure" route
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Political strategist arrested for five counts of underage sex trafficking. We'll let you guess which party he works for
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Emancipated I
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So would an additional 6.2% of doodly-squat be considered an upgrade to diddly-squat?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T isn't going to run fiber to a half million homes this year because of a "fiber shortage". Subby thinks they should see a doctor about that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In South Korea, semen terrorism is about to become a crime. It's even worse than it sounds
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Wed August 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife nearly made his songs about her being dead a reality
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Friend zoned
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fred Durst blames "flawed system" for cancellation of Limp Bizkit's tour, still can't explain his transformation into Jeffrey Epstein
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than Friends
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Christina Ricci is collecting ingredients for Wednesday Addams' famous homemade Girl Scout Cookies
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley startup receives seed funding for new AI compression algorithm, optimizes tip-to-tip efficiency
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(Vox)
 
 
 
All Subby can think of now is Wrap It Up by the Fabulous Thunderbirds
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Gun rights caucus suing for the right to carry firearms at the Minnesota State Fair. Gotta defend yourself against those militant farm animals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew to launch hard seltzers. 4 out of 5 Kyles approve
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bayer loses its third appeals case over RoundUp while tacitly admitting all this lawyerin' is giving them a headache
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Mon August 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The next season of The Crown needs to take a seat right over there
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy (D-NJ) fires back at the spreadneck knuckleheads who want to sacrifice children for politics
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
After all, these are not meant to be luxury flats. If we make sure the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and if the weather's on our side, I think we have a winner here
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The day the music didn't die. RIP FatMan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move over Proud Boys, here come DEZNATS
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
So you want to stay unvaccinated? Enjoy your $50 Freedom Flu paycheck deduction. A small price to pay for the privilege of being a plague rat
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Simon LeBon is trying to save music
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
We jump WAY up the Greek Alphabet, from Delta to Lambda, as the next likely source of a Greek, er... American tragedy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the opposite of an anti-vaxxer: the super-vaxxer. "At this point Kent, he's more vaccine than human"
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uniformed Far Right group went to an orphanage to prevent kids from getting the Covid shot after the local vaccination center was set on fire. Guess where
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists are one step closer to making a houseplant your old college roommate can't kill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"People think you're an idiot"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Act like babies if your employer mandates the Covid vaccine," urges the sentient virus controlling Tucker Carlson
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Northern California's Dixie Fire is now the single largest fire in state history. Scary: doubled in size overnight
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Fri August 06, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One ANOMALOUS, misguided intrusion threatens careful planning and inflicts irreparable harm of VAST DIMENSIONS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China: No, we didn't release Covid from a lab. You did
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not as long as they have a sufficient amount of giant spiders and apes on the land and mega-sharks in the surrounding waters, no
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I'm vaccinated, but my kids aren't. Should I avoid gatherings?
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Thu August 05, 2021
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
City council fires embattled police chief. Lone no vote in 6-1 decision cast by (checks notes) his mistress
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Does this fall under "jack booted government thugs can't tell me what to do?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weber unveils new line of smart grills, with "game-changer" features like internet connectivity, integrated social media, subscription service plans, and sensors to alert you when it's time to buy more propane and propane accessories
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News consumption is being used as an insanity defense by one of the January 6th terrorists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can you evict a tenant for being vaccinated? One Canadian landlord decides to test the limits of the law and human stupidity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today in "That's a technical": NSTV spotted cruising the streets of San Francisco
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Most of us are lucky to get a meal voucher or maybe an overnight stay in a crappy airport hotel when our flights get cancelled. Then there's this woman
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If you left your grocery bag in the ancient Mediterranean port city of Thônis-Heracleion, the European Institute for Underwater Archaeology would like a word with you
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Wed August 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wuhan Lockdown II: Delta Boogaloo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Psst, pass it on: Former US Secretary of Labor suggests that Individual-1's 12/27 call to Justice demanding the Department declare the election "corrupt" renders him ineligible to hold any federal office under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Turns out letting schoolkids die to score a few cheap points with the base might not have been the best idea in hindsight
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists notice people who've had covid-19 have lower IQ, conclude that the virus causes drop in intelligence. Same scientists have discovered lung cancer causes people to start smoking
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Record number of earthquakes at Yellowstone. So this time, it's totally going to explode. No really. This is it. This time. For sure. Pinky swear (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Nigeria's biggest business? Kidnapping for ransom
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"So, hey, it's August - is Trump being 'reinstated' as president or what?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Montel Williams pleads for people to wear masks, get vaccinated, and stop lying to him like he's Montel Williams
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
One would think "spiritual opium" would be a lot more profitable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not only has Lindsay Graham got COVID, he may have exposed multiple senators to COVID-19 on Joe Manchin's DC houseboat
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Mon August 02, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Minivans making huge comeback. Soccer moms rejoice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harry Kane fails to show up at Spurs training ground; in totally unrelated news, a large cheque is being prepared up at Citeh
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger spotted biking through Los Angeles. No word if he was chasing Edward Furlong
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Sun August 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chicago owes Trump a million bucks. For now
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Sat July 31, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It might be a hole-in-the-wall, but Kurt Cobain's childhood home is now a landmark
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cyber Ninja's audit funded by a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Fri July 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee has notes showing Trump directed DOJ to lie to help him overturn the election with help from Congress. Interviews with key witnesses being scheduled. Hello Gym Jordan and Wrong Johnson
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
How are your allergies this year? It's down to cities planting lots of male trees that produce pollen, rather than female trees that drop messy fruit
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC rush hour traffic almost back to its pre-Covid grind. On the plus side, plenty of elbow room on mass transit
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
President Biden to allow eviction moratorium to expire on Saturday, so if you've been looking for sweet deals on free furniture on the side of the road as people get kicked out, you're in luck. You're an asshole, but you're in luck
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
Yahoo story on Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings buries the lede
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former cop - now inmate - posted that "violence" is better than "peaceful protest" and bought 37 guns. Possibly in a row
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(The Register)
 
 
 
YouTube channel "Tech Support Scams" taken offline by...wait for it...tech support scam
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Wed July 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Risky Business II: Feline Friends
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Have an EV in the UK? When it comes to charging points you're darn near SOL
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Gnarly Brown Christmas?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How was your vacation, Kiana? "A drag, a real drag"
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Tue July 27, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
After last week's brutal attack, why does anyone go to the NXT parking lot? How will Samoa Joe respond? Can Bronson Reed defeat a Bay Bay? Ciampa & Toothless Timmy take on Dunne & Lorcan. Mandy? Due to the Olympics, it all starts at 8 PM ET on SyFy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Vaccine passports explode across Europe for everything from staying at a hotel to dining at a restaurant to visiting a museum
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Mon July 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Moderna is expanding its trial for kids as young as 5 and hopes to have FDA approval by the end of the year
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Headline: "The Taliban explained" Short version: "They're assholes"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When the vaccines get FDA approval, expect mandates to start rolling out
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Sun July 25, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missouri's AG vows to make sure St. Louis remains the Gateway to Covid
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Candidate for governor says he did not cause fatal accident. He only drove for several miles with the motorcycle stuck to the front of his car. But he didn't cause it
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Both boy bands blend, believe booking big business binge beats boredom. But bring bran biscuits
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(National Post)
 
 
 
$3 million home built too close to the street. CITY: "We'll just give it a 'minor' exemption to let it stand." JUDGE: "Yeah, that's a zoning code change in disguise. Tear it down - and the city is responsible for paying because they let it be built"
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson was never targeted but he rolled up into the target area, built himself a nest and wouldn't leave
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker repeatedly threatened to murder his ex-wife. Really, more of a resumé for Cabinet Secretary after the Trump restoration than Senator
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Only people shocked that when you deploy mental health workers to 911 calls that people get the treatment they need and do better won't read this because their new Punisher Back the Blue Thin Blue Line decal arrived
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cue Nelson Muntz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tennessee to join the 20th century
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The truth is out there--in the Pentagon's film archives (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Forever Audit rolls on and on and on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce US Tour. No word if sponsored by Metamucil, Depends, and Doan's Pills
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Five "sovereign citizens" move into woman's mansion and claim it as their own, and they seem to be the worst of the worst, including a multiple sex offender, a fake lawyer, and a licensed dentist
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Olympic Fencer accused of repeatedly trying to poke people
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania decertifies county's voting machines because Republican forensic audit may have compromised them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 68-team college basketball March Madness. New Hotness (if Mike Leach gets his way): 64-team college football Jan-Sanity
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wrestling coach resigns, though the headline claims it had to do with a tenure scheme, the article mentions threat to expose embarrassing information so your first guess is probably right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP candidate to base Trust me I'm going to have to pretend to be a Moderate but elect me and I'll govern just as conservatively as you want me to
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoever designed Mormon magic underwear was not a woman. "My vagina has to breathe"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tom Brady remains diplomatic regarding Jimmy Garoppolo being the 'motherf-ker' he was mocking
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Canada's BC declares state of emergency as wildfires surge. Canada's Wizard of Id, Snuffy Smith, and The Family Circus still printing right along however
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glastonburied
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
66% of AZ Democratic primary voters say they would vote out Kyrsten Sinema in 2024 if it meant getting a candidate who would abolish the filibuster
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Amazon primed and ready to get high legally
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"It's their choice to die"
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Mon July 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
There could be a run on Nikes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John McAfee was broke worse than his namesake software at the time of his suicide according to his biographer. Apparently crazy people aren't great money managers, who knew?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The pandemic has taken quite the toll on my son, who has recently started to hoard things that he has no business hoarding. Should I be concerned and intervene?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jameela shows video of herself She-Hulking up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monsters of Grift Super Tour reports bigliest sales ever and you'll get you ass sued off if you report otherwise
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Death Race 2020: Not a sequel, for real
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao gets KO'd
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Sat July 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Not having the vaccine is the biggest mistake of my life"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK health minister tests positive for Covid-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Travel industry concerned Biden's Covid czar is focused on lives, not profits
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz, Jeff Epstein and El Chapo walk in to a member of the bar
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
"I know you trained hard for the Olympics and endured the quarantine here in Tokyo but there's a quota system and you gotta go home." "No thanks"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tickets for the Has-Been/Never-Was MAGA tour are selling at a snail's pace
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The trees left alone, the trees left alone, hi-ho the derry-o, the trees left alone
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Argentina passes 100,000 COVID deaths, says it's perfectly fine to cry for them now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A teenager will join the Bezo space flight after the winning bidder declined due to scheduling conflicts. What scheduling conflict possibly beats a space flight beyond kid being born, your own wedding, or a 9:30 Tuesday email security training by HR?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney now wants to press charges against her daddy. Wait - perhaps we should go with umm, "father"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA is quickly approaching the "send Bruce Willis into space" level of risky schemes in efforts to restart the offline Hubble telescope
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz
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Wed July 14, 2021
(E! Online)
 
 
 
As Fark keeps plowing straight towards the year 2000, Britney is allowed to choose her own attorney
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In 2014, they bought four rabbits "The numbers were in check for maybe the first four, five years" "Then they got out of hand."... In NZ's biggest city
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trained spotters on the ground to herd them into cul-de-sacs and contain them, while aerial units fly snipers with vaccine darts to inoculate the brain washed masses from above? And how about that chem-trail idea that was posted last week?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Price hike defeats purpose of vending machines
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter Fleets go meta
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(CBR)
 
 
 
If you don't watch "Loki," you won't understand any of Phase 4 MCU (spoiler alert). When did entertainment turn into work? Oh right, Disney
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sticker shock now on the menu thanks to restaurants passing on the costs of paying workers a decent wage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors often fail to diagnose alcoholism. Maybe they should ask patients if they have a Fark account
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Timmmberrrrrrrr
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden peppers Turkey with Flakes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cry for me, Argentina
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP running ads reminding everyone that they're too unAmerican for major league baseball
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ACLU, along with 25 civil and disability organizations, has filed an amicus brief in support of Britney Spears' wish to choose her own attorney, which is prohibited by the conservatorship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's no masking that US consumer prices beat all estimates in June
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thousands of Tigrayans detained and their businesses closed in a wave of ethnic targeting. Snarfs, Berbils file official complaint to Feline Rights Commission of Thundera
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"Cybersecurity experts say that the Kremlin grants tacit approval to cybercriminals on Russian territory as long as they don't target Russia or its allies, protecting them from prosecution"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news: McDonald's to offer emergency child-care benefits, tuition help, other perks to bring in new employees. Bad news: You still have to work at McDonalds
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
"I'll see it when I believe it." Wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Governor of California has such awesome lawyers that they forgot to list his party affiliation when contesting the recall: judge rules Newsom cannot have "Democrat" on the ballot with his name
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And fark these 76 people in particular
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There may be nothing more American than this: A longstanding and well documented abuse of the legal system is attracting bipartisan reform efforts because it happened to a celebrity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some asshole says one of the greatest baseball players to come along in decades is destroying the sport because he uses an interpreter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Amazon given approval to use radar to monitor sleep. Hawkeye and Klinger in charge of lunch breaks and PTO
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama passes Bear Patrol legislation. Up next, Tiger Rocks for everyone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate interviews an editor who works in the world of "conservative book publishing," and he looks and sounds pretty much exactly like you'd expect him to. Oh, and bonus idiocy: He considers himself a "Libertarian"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"How is this the United States, where we're supposed to have more freedoms than anywhere else in the world, and we're incarcerating people for not having money?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy's son and Martin Lawrence's daughter are "madly in love" with one another
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Sun July 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers flood gubernatorial races
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cuomo investigation causing major turmoil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Their filings and documents, to the layperson, have the look and feel of being actual legal filings, but they're actually flights of fancy, magical thinking"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More like semi-permafrost, knowwhatimean?
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Sat July 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Great job ditching the masks; now the common cold is back with a vengeance
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"They grow bigger than you think"
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Chinese army goes into the robot fish farming business with eerily realistic underwater drone for espionage and surveillance
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Fri July 09, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You still planning to clean my house? Huh? I'm literally in your living room right now playing with your cats. I don't have any cats
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missouri is going to bootstrap its way out of the pandemic
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
White farmers file lawsuit, claiming Biden's loan forgiveness program discriminates against them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson poised to take credit for football coming home
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Thu July 08, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dear America, party at the border, BYOB - love, Canada
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York to close 3 Mass Vaccination Sites. In response, Mass says they beat New York in 2004 and they'll ride that wave for decades
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