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Fri September 18, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Dolphin, trapped nine miles inland after Hurricane Laura, gets lift back to Gulf of Mexico. Give those guys a high-fin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the possibility of going to space grows, US astronauts still don't know how they get picked to fly
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: NH man seen doing jumping jacks in neighbor's driveway and sniffing shrubs arrested on meth charges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey to withdraw its vessel; says it will find the gravy elsewhere
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood gets the press but the real merry men are at Chime
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Time to invest in cockapoos and cavapoos
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Georgia is literally telling teachers to "f*ck off and die" if they have Covid-19
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Students who bought the most expensive MBAs are now stuck with buyer's remorse. At this point shouldn't they know better?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook sued for watching Instagram users through their mobile cameras, denies claim, blames a bug. Rinse, wash, repeat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr., did not fall well while drunk
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mike Tyson can still pack a punch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge to Post Office: Yeah, how about you don't implement those changes imposed on you by Trump and DeJoy
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eric Trump agrees to be interviewed for investigation AFTER the election, you know, like crooked Hillary did
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evangelicals are taking on QAnon in a fight for derpy supremacy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hail to the King, baby: 20 concubines holed up in a hotel in Germany, a fleet of private aircraft at his disposal, $30 billion in plundered wealth, and a law back home punishing critics of his family and pets up to 35 years in jail
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
''ب ʖ ↼‶
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Russia space agency chief declares Venus a Russian planet. Well, the climate is unbearable, there's acid rain, it produces a lot of toxins, and it has shiatty cable so subby has to admit it does tick a lot of boxes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was Drew flying out his door and hopping on a plane to go across the pond after learning that BrewDog has created the world's strongest beer with an eye watering ABV of 57.8 percent
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump screwed over his own campaign with a single executive order he signed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Military police leaders weighed whether or not to deploy a 'heat ray' against the DC protesters. Lex Luthor nods approvingly
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The PS5 now has a price and release date. Are you picking up the standard version with backwards compatibility or saving $100 and going with the all-digital version?
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Italy is anxious for tourism to return. Just keep your fat arses off the artwork
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Miami Herald apologizes for paid inserts speaking truth to shadowy, stereotypical puppetmasters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Four years after he won the Midwest by vowing to revitalize the U.S. manufacturing workforce, Trump is campaigning for reelection on a job well done. The numbers tell a different story"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Chad Wolf is not the DHS Secretary and as such no one should do what he says
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kanye West says staff should stop fornicating outside of marriage, unless you're a Kardashian, then it's fine
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West, striving to make 2020 worse
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We COULD be testing forty to fifty million peeps a month. But who wants to save peeps
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Most of"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump about to screw over most of the federal workforce including about 80% of the armed forces by FORCING them to accept his payroll tax "loan" now, even though it means their paychecks will be ten to 12% smaller starting in January to repay it
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
The Mets were sold for a record price and the new owner's going to have to pay the consequences
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Fed meets to rework the rules and justify its new (nearly) free money policy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ChristmascardGate may be Trump's Pompeo's wife's Obama's Katrina
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal Judge rules Chad Wolf likely unlawfully serving as Homeland Security secretary but whatever, it's not like anyone's going to do anything about it
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Russian paramedics who initially treated Navalny have a different story than that of the Moscow hospital. They may also want to now consider avoiding windows, elevators, and tea
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Young Joe Biden pledges complete health transparency if elected, in order to place the nation's first female president in office as soon as possible
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump filed suit against the NJ's governor's executive order switching to mail-in voting for this election claiming only the legislature had the power to change state election law, so the legislature made his EO a law. Now he says the law's illegal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The pandemic did not slow down the offshoring of US jobs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Climate change 1; Nioghalvfjerdsfjorden 0
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Russian business, all that matters is how close you are to Putin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer coronavirus vaccine could pfinally be given to a pfew Americans by the end of the year, if the Pfood and Drug Administration approves it
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Sun September 13, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pence campaign fundraiser with QAnon is now QAnoff
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Sat September 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a part of the country where people refused to evacuate from an active Mt St Helens, officials warn the fires will create a mass fatality event
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to test to see if a vaccine will work
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to send people to Mars by 2024. Biggest obstacle is going thru listing applicants that includes over half of the USA
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese government would rather shut down TikTok in the US than have it sold under Trump's order
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Providing evidence that we are currently intersecting with a parallel universe, former Obama DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson has been invited to Liberty University to address the students on the subject of moral leadership
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
On the next page of his playbook to win the Noble--er, Nobel--Peace Prize, Trump leverages yet another country that shares no border with nor has ever been at war with Israel, to be at peace with Israel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump is reelected, and people protest, expect it to get bloody quick. Trump vows to "put them down very quickly" in an upcoming interview
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fortnight founder to Apple: your 30% fee "Is going to be the worst dystopia you can imagine from science fiction"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Children who grew up in the shadow of September 11th are about to vote for the first time in a presidential election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Group letter from Stanford School of Medicine: Shut the fark up, Scotty; you're out of your depth
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Thu September 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oaf Creepers get the Twitter BanHammer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
La Niña has arrived -- here's what it could mean for you: The Niña
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The one advantage to living in a dystopian panopticon is that when a cop does something like punch a teen-aged boy and then arrest HIM for "assaulting a police officer", at least there is video of it, and the officer MIGHT get into trouble
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"All I wanted was to sell my old high heels online...but that's not exactly what happened"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump not only knew Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, he openly bragged to Bob Woodward that "I saved his ass"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
I hope nobody was counting on another stimulus check. The upcoming GOP relief bill doesn't provide a possibility for one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman (D-Conncerned)
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Wed September 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SD governor defends Sturgis goers: "they were exercising their freedoms." People with common sense: "what about the people who will now be inadvertently infected and get hospital bills and maybe die. What about their freedoms?"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A comprehensive summary of all the ways Republicans are trying to fark with the voting process
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, let's just completely stop screening international travelers for COVID at airports. What's the worst that could happen?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Eight NHL stars most likely to get traded in the offseason. Most are Canadian, but only one is a Canadien
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh the horror. Penn State students have to concentrate on academics this fall in lieu of their annual college football orgy
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Woman seen chewing on horse's mane told deputy "the horses hair is made of Laffy Taffy and Airhead candy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "When you're a Democrat, the media makes you answer for every broken window and thrown bottle by protesters. But when actual GOP and Trump supporters call & cheer for assassinating Democrats...silence"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's maskless rally attendees are "lemmings headed for the cliff"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
One more reason that Mississippi is the worst state
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'll take "He doesn't have any" for ... well, any amount, Alex
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
♬ London's bridges are falling down, falling down. London's bridges really are falling down, my fair Boris
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
F1 realizes watching parades is boring, wants to try spicing things up by starting the fastest cars at the back. Refloats replacing qualifying with reverse-grid sprint races. Tag is for the odds of getting Mercedes to go along with this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump denies he made disparaging remarks about the military as he attacks the very military leaders he appointed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No, Banksy is *not* the former host of a children's TV show that featured art who also happened to play in a band whose gig dates and Banksy's art appearances just happen to line up. Totally a coincidence
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Mon September 07, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Because people can't stay the f*ck home, Disney World and its competitors were filled to capacity this Labor Day weekend
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne says "I dizzgon cliverst momnablargs abbatharanon"
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Lyft threatens to leave California if forced to treat their employees as employees. Because we can't have people making a living wage or having healthcare in this economy
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Has the clock run out on TikTok?
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(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Texas Bishop Strickland confirms: "You cannot be Catholic and be a Democrat." Being a Catholic priest and a pedophile still o.k. though
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Sun September 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook continues closing the barn door well after all the racist idiots with guns have fled the building
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You just know he called Space Force to take him to Jupiter
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Sat September 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Apparently $700,000 does not buy much of a boat in this year of the Covid, and this boat seems to come with one extra little catch
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's slowdown of U.S. mail hits rural America hardest with dead chicks, honeybees and other small livestock; late prescriptions, delays in receiving bills, getting paychecks, doing business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one, the MyPillow guy's dream cure is a nightmare
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to know how bad the Murdoch-owned NY Post has gotten this is an actual headline today: "BLM protesters attacked car that plowed through Times Square crowd"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting סַפָּה, but Bibi was privately for the US plan to sell arms to the UAE before he was publicly against it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Shockingly, in a completely out-of-character move for him Trump has failed to meaningfully follow up in any way on his threat to shut down New Jersey's vote by mail plans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former NRA second-in-command to New York Attorney General: "You've only uncovered the tip of the corruption iceberg"
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
To the left, a great reason to leave Facebook, to the right, arguments about how its a great way to stay in touch with 5 people I haven't seen in 20 years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Somehow, the president's ranting about Lawn Order has gone even worse for him than you'd expect
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Owner announces closing Surly beer hall after employees announced plans to form cantankerous union
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No two states have the same rules about traveling during a pandemic
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe hopes to be someone everyone looks up to (w/ pics)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Company to file IPO that values itself at almost $4 billion or 76x time 2020 earnings. Is it A) a "disruptive" tech stock with a popular app? B) A Covid Vaccine maker , Or C)the company that manages the K-pop band BTS?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's list of "people endorsing Biden and denouncing Trump as reckless, incompetent and lawless" is made up of 175 current and former law enforcement officials, including sheriffs, police chiefs, state attorneys general, and US attorneys
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at everything coming to Amazon Prime Streaming his month. Thankfully, the new Addams Family is on it
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(The Irish News)
 
 
 
"Can you tell me a woke joke?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not normally news: British teens go on ten-day holiday in Crete, bring several communicable diseases back home. News: It's 2020 - take a guess
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Thu September 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Filling in for Ric Romero, CNN's Chris Cillizza exposes a stunning revelation: Trump is full of himself
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney Spears calls conservatorship 'voluntary' in a pre-written statement
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo: you come to my city, Trump, you better bring an army
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Neymar rolls around the pitch for 30 meters after being tackled by Covid-19
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian explains to the West it would prefer not to be sanctioned for all the poisonings
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Zimbabwean protest leader freed on bail in fourth attempt. Well, you know how it is, if bail's posted in trillions of Zimbabwe dollars it takes a while to find that many wheelbarrows
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Afghanistan frees nearly 200 "hardcore" Taliban prisoners to push peace talks, apparently in the wrong direction
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Motorcycle for sale
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix's pink boa expected to bring in $20,000 at auction
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United they fly. Divided 16,000 get furloughed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wear your mask, wash your hands, keep your distance, so the Little Green Men can't give you coronavirus 5G mind control antennas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Serena fires up her win machine at the US Open
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon discovers the stupid white people in Europe are smarter than stupid white people in America
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Right-wing agitators soon to discover the U.S. court system provides both criminal and civil remedies to discourage shooting randomly into the crowd
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia asks Germany for copious details of the poison tests on Navalny. They're really curious as to how they screwed up this time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Is one of the world's richest petrostates running out of cash? Kuwait and see
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, there are giant snakes falling through the ceiling
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With all that's going on in 2020, let's take a moment to check in on the Amazon rainforest and see how it's doing. Oh, lawdy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest TikTok "challenge"? Take enough Benadryl so you hallucinate but not enough that you'll die from it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Trump-endorsed Defender of American Freedom™ Kyle Rittenhouse beating up a girl last month and then getting stomped because of it. According to some rando on YouTube anyhow (NSFW language)
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Mon August 31, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Article claims "Trump brought Nazis into Republican politics". That is of course utter nonsense. The Nazis were already there. They only surfaced under Trump
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You know who else didn't care about 6,000,000?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam agrees to pay South Carolina "the largest single settlement in the state's history" over some pesky weapons-grade plutonium if they will just STFU and not sue - for a few years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How Hawaii went from the nation's best-performing state in the fight against the coronavirus into one of the worst
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Westworld producers adapting Michael Crichton's Sphere as their next mind-bending HBO series
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Sat August 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
A top RNC official spreading conspiracy theories and making Islamophobic and sexist comments? Meh, It would be more shocking if they DIDN'T do that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marmalade Mussolini is making his Secret Service people sick
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Fri August 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of the NYPD union demands that Mayor de Blasio resign by 'sundown.' At least he is not demanding de Blasio leave on the high noon subway train
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old skateboarding prodigy becomes first female to conquer 100-foot-tall "Mega Ramp," with a little help and coaching from skate legend, Tony Hawk (w/video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coke adds life to North American unemployment
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Thu August 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you come for the king, you best not miss. Kim Jong Un's sister vanishing from public view
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC MTA says put your wallets away, we have enough money. Just kidding, they predict doom, doom, doom unless they get $12 billion from the feds
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Spice Girls were "never harassed because we petrified men," says Mel C
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly unemployment claims hits 1m as expected, 27m still receiving some sort of assistance vs. 1.6m this week last year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Accusations against Dan Snyder: But wait, there's more...a LOT more
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Musk to demonstrate brain chip technology. Hopefully, this will work better than the cybertruck windows
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Danny-boy Snyder specifically requested that a "behind-the-scenes" DVD be prepared for him from the cheerleader bikini photo shoots, with "the good bits". Anybody actually surprised by this?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The guy who cheated on his Kobayashi Maru test wants to help name Space Force ranks. No one is going to want the rank of Red Shirt Basic
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Maybe the McCloskeys thought the protesters were actually tax collectors
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Las Vegas, where a C19 beats a 21
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It was assumed that by Sept. 30, the virus would be under control and demand for air travel would have returned. That is obviously not the case for 19,000 soon to be former American Airlines employees
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Three levels of COVID19 lock down: American - Mah Freedums say I don't need to wear a 5G socialist mask. New Zealand - Swift competent lock down prevent the spread. China - Hand cuff you to a railing for leaving the house
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Trump has been helping himself to campaign funds for years and continues to do so now. Must be nice to be above the law, I guess
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg rummages under his couch cushions, finds $125 million to pay back taxes in France
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
July 2020: 32% of US Households have outstanding mortgage payments. Also July 2020: Home construction in the US up 22% (and 23% from July 2019). Alexa, play "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" on continuous repeat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Article asks "has Donald Trump hit rock bottom?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tear gas is quickly becoming a pollutant in Portland
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Mon August 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
China holds naval drills in South China Sea, hoping to reinforce their claims to the region's strategic supply of belly button lint
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump trips over himself again, obliterates the lines between governing and campaigning in his desperate reelection bid
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We're hitting a crucial turning point in the pandemic recession
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Area church isn't going to mandate masks or social distancing for its illegal indoor services because it "trusts" each person to make the right decision
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Sun August 23, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Russia shakes its impotent fist at America with its new drone sub which it claims could destroy the US by triggering an underwater earthquake and radioactive tsunamis using a nuke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mexico claims that drinking Coca-Cola will give you Covid-19, making it clear once and for all it really is the worst pop in existence
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Asking me to put on a mask? As Big Bird is my witness, you're getting a beating for that
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Evil elf Mike Pence to spread Covid-19 in Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin after the RNC
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California workers, "incentivized" to work by loss of $600 UI supplement, are finding there ARE no jobs to go back to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FFS
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
People are complete morons
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
For the completely apathetic Netflix viewer, Shuffle Mode is coming soon, using industry-leading AI to guess what you want to watch when you press a button. Also known as Yolo Mode
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Book publishers: Amazon is too powerful. This is not a repeat from 2012
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After a month of reporting chaos, hospitals will revert to transmitting COVID-19 data to the CDC. Well dunce, Jared
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The residential foreclosures might take a while to gather steam, but the hotel foreclosures are here now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Grey backs into the market
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's the full text of Obama's powerful, transformative speech at the DNC
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Everyone's high on the Bannon news right now, but a federal judge just threw out Trump's attempt to block Manhattan DA Vance from seeing his tax returns. You know, the guy investigating Trump for massive fraud
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Simturax)
 
 
 
Stranger Things: Netflix is finally gearing up for Season 5
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Trump campaign probably spending more money fighting voters than buying ads in Iowa at this point
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump visits Iowa and doesn't even take the time to check out the devastation wrought by climate change, covid-19, the economy or the mass amount of red hats no longer worn
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until no one contacts you saying you've got the 'rona because you used Donald Duck and Adolf Hitler as fake names on your pub's track and trace forms
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. This is NOT the DNC discussion thread. This is the MSNBC Discussion thread. The show starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now showing at the mall parking lot: drive-in drag theater. Hallelujah
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
The US Navy decides to give Skynet some options if Sarah Connor learns to swim
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(Independent)
 
 
 
New biomaterial leads to advance in Mind-Machine Interface. If Subby remembers the SMAC tech tree right, this unlocks copter chassi, so we can nerve gas cities to oblivion in one turn, so we got that going for us too in 2020, which is nice
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge tosses Carter Page's lawsuit against the DNC over the Steele Dossier because he didn't even file it in the right jurisdiction
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Canada's Minister of Finance resigns after being caught in a contracting scandal
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three renters share what it's like being screwed by landlords during the Covid crisis
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. Tonight is the first night of the virtual Democratic National Convention. Let's get together and discuss in the MSNBC Discussion Thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Democrats are likely to give up on the public option to placate health insurance companies. Not a repeat from 2009
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get your damn flu shots, people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New poll shows Biden maintaining huge lead
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's secret weapon: wasting everyone's time
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Seamus, it's all psychological. You yell "cod fish", everybody says, "Huh? What?"...You yell "shark", we've got a panic on our hands on the First of July
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It is not hyperbole to say that the Trump administration is killing Americans by intentionally breaking critical systems for handling public health emergencies in a desperate effort to ruin accurate metrics that might reflect their incompetence
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty face cancel culture because of decades old pilot based on dark humor
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Madagascar currently suffering from COVID-19 spike because their President told them to drink an herbal tonic instead of to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California's legal brief slams the "inaccurate and outdated beliefs" of parents who are suing the state to force schools to reopen, noting that neither witches, imbalanced humors, or bad air, are the cause of the pandemic, nor is it "a pox'
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Donald Trump has heard from people that the Democratic nominee was not born in the United States and is ineligible for office
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron sends jets to Turkish border to avoid Greece fire (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Same old Jets, farking up international diplomacy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's official: the Clan have been kicked out of Canada, and SFU is seeking a more inclusive mascot for its sports teams
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DeSantis compares the mission to kill bin Laden to his mission to kill school kids
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Everything Trump touches dies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly...inflation. Bet you thought this would be about llamas
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(St. Louis Public Radio)
 
 
 
It took almost a month for the fat lady to sing
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(Chron)
 
 
 
You know what? It's a perfect time for a General Strike by grocery workers. What do they have to lose? Management thinks their lives are worth less than the $$$ spent by the Plague Rats who attack them, and their union doesn't GAF. Do it. Walk out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's a Covid testing center after all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly wants to replace Secretary of Defense Esper after the election. And he's pretty much guaranteed to get his wish on that, though it's highly unlikely HE will be the one selecting Esper's replacement
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Wed August 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Campaign funds are being moved from a closeted echo chamber of villainy and scum
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Data from states and cities show that many community outbreaks of the coronavirus this summer have centered on restaurants and bars, but hey at least you got to eat your favorite taco again
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
FINE We'll just make our own Big 10 With blackjack And hookers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While travelling in Scotland, it is important to know where your trowel is
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Golly, as a Republican businessman I've always believed "safety nets" were for worthless layabouts who simply wanted to suck the lifeblood from hardworking 'Muricans. I never thought I would need government help like "THOSE" people
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Colombian officials arrest two men from the US on charges they illegally sold bleachlike chemical as miracle cure for coronavirus. Care to guess which state they're from?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nick Cave claims "cancel culture" is the antithesis of mercy, which would be a great band name
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Woody Johnson accused of being a dick
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oregon District Attorney responsible for Portland: Just because Trump's brownshirt DHS thugs arrested a bunch of protesters doesn't mean I have to press charges against them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Anonymous is back and there's gonna be some trouble hey now, hey now, Anonymous is back
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A second doggo has gone to the Rainbow Bridge after testing positive for SARS-CoV-2. The US Dept of Agriculture assures the public that pets cannot spread COVID-19 to people, but cats *would*, if given the option
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sorry nerdy cosplayers, New York Comic Con will only be online for this year's events in October
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Six prisoners killed in Mogadishu prison shoot-out with guards, raising security concerns and providing the name for Subby's lute-and-drum Johnny Cash cover band
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Forget all this talk about Trump slapping us with an October Coronavirus vaccine surprise to win the election, what we need is for New York to slap Trump with an October surprise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tim Cook is now a billionaire. That's a lot of sold iPhones
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin claims COVID-19 vaccine win. Daughter inoculated, vaccinations to start before Phase 3 tests. So... the Zombie Apocalypse scenario we never expected? That it starts is Russia? This should end as well as a coal-powered aircraft carrier
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen Antifa Maskhole Constitutionalists now being exported to Mexico. Si, loco norteamericano hits all of the above while squabbling in his new country
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
"Self-experimentation in the time of COVID-19," an article about researchers and biohackers testing medicines on themselves and not about solo sextyime, much to subby's chagrin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China arrests pro-democracy Hong Kong media tycoon. Will Trump criticize China for something he desperately wants to do himself?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR/Marist focus group found... wait, really? Undecided voters? Well, no reason to take this seriously
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former McDonald's CEO accused of spreading his special sauce while on the job
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(The Week)
 
 
 
How the hell did QAnon go mainstream in the GOP?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
George Boyd passed away from cancer, in July. He is Canada's first Black national TV news anchor, and a playwright, songwriter, award-winning stage musical writer, as well as radio personality. Hero tag needs a maple leaf
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Price of the Slurpee got you down? It's ok, you're Florida Man
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Progressives, don't try to pack the Supreme Court. Reform it to make it less powerful
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"What's the matter with you Yanks? You used to be cool"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
France, Germany leave WHO talks due to US involvement
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Sat August 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House aide to the Governor of South Dakota: So hypothetically, what's the process for getting another president added to Mount Rushmore? No reason, just asking for a friend
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Can a dictator really lose an election?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Bill and Melinda Gates, but their foundation just donated $150 million to push coronavirus vaccine doses below $3 for the world
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Fewer and fewer people get the pleasure of reading the local newspaper every morning as they enjoy a cup of coffee while sitting on a toilet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last fully intact ice shelf in the Canadian arctic isn't anymore after losing more than 40% of its area in just two days at the end of July
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to issue executive order acknowledging the existence of Obamacare
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Fri August 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed. Then they instructed health directors not to give it"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it seems as though Lebanon's government isn't terribly popular right now
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moderna to give people a "gift" and charge "well below value" for a dose of its $1 billion taxpayer funded COVID vaccine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump is continuing to act like an unmitigated, hypocritical, narcissistic, self-absorbed asshole
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel Outside
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Allowing a gathering this year which drew a quarter of a million people last year, it's obvious that South Dakota Harley cares
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Thu August 06, 2020
(City Pages)
 
 
 
I don't care what you call it, I know what that looks like
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nick Cave brings his merchandise straight to you thanks to new online store you can browse with your red right hand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donnie to sign an executive order requiring U.S. to buy 'essential' drugs from American companies because that's where the graft is. The best graft. Payoffs and kickbacks like no other country
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Georgia schools respond swiftly as images of crowded, maskless students go viral. By suspending the kids who took the photos
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is creating permanent job loss
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"1 out of 4 Republicans said that democracy is a 'very bad' or 'fairly bad' way to govern the country compared to just four percent of Democrats"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
NY AG Letitia James will deliver "major national announcement" at 11:30 am Thursday. Is Trump.org done for?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World leader whose re-election rally wasn't punked by thousands of teenagers says he sees no evidence to suggest that TikTok should be banned
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US Dollar is rapidly losing its treasured World Reserve Currency status, thanks to America's "Read the Manuals, Read the Reports" pandemic response's devastating impact on our economy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler learns you can buy a Senate seat but you can't buy respect
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stung by accusations by Democrats about their "investigations" of Biden, Senators Grassley and Johnson issues statements that "я не распространяю российскую дезинформацию" err..*shuffle their notes* "I am not spreading Russian disinformation"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Musk blames lazy Tesla owners for not using autopilot properly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's this, then? Romanes Eunt Domus? People called Romanes they go the house?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is shocked to learn that Neil Young didn't write any songs just for him. Yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PANDEMIC PRICING. ACT NOW. Moderna says its vaccine will go for $32 to $37 per dose for some customers. LIMITED TIME. DON'T MISS OUT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first D1 football team has canceled their 2020 season. UConn believe they won't be the last
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a first, The Old Grey Lady's digital revenue beats print as The Times, they are a-changin'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's "Oh my holy God, America is so screwed" news, a new poll shows only 42 percent of Americans plan on getting a Coronavirus vaccine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Things keep getting worse for the Ellen Degeneres show
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Tue August 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Italian air traffic is finally beginning to take off again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Since he can't get his citizenship question on the census, Trump just orders the census shut down early. Surely it's not a problem, I mean we only have 40% of the households left to count
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kanye pulls out of New Jersey after his petition to get on the ballot seemed to come from the Trump house of forgery
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
America: "Blackface is offensive now." Britain: "Hold my warm beer" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democrats spent $40 million for challenger Amy McGrath to beat a progressive candidate in a close KY primary. Let's see how her challenge to the Turtle is going so far
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Danish prince discharged from hospital after brain surgery, will remain sixth in line to become the King of Danishes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
HPE finishes assimilating Cray, will begin emborggening supercomputing as soon as it can figure out how to add ink cartridges
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC responds to complaints about same-sex kiss
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro says she won't take a coronavirus vaccine. Very well; we agree to your terms
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"but his emails, guvna"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer's says that while writing her new book retelling Twilight from the vampire's point of view, "getting through every word was a struggle." Much like reading it will be
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gohmert : "My body, my choice." Rest of the world : "That sounds familiar" Gohmert: "ASPARAGUS" * eats smokebomb*
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Two restaurants have filled that void in our hearts which we all vaguely sense but can never pin down or put a name to. Presenting the pierogi taco
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russiarona vaccine now available. Possible side effects may include halitosis, retroactive birth defects, scoliosis, lower back pain, feline leukemia, paralysis, mudskippers, coma, and death
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
"New Wave of Persian Death Metal" (NWOPDM) band Arsames charged with 15 years in jail for being in a satanic metal band. No, they didn't cover "America (Fark Yeah)"
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus across the region, an Irish pub in Spain bans Sweet Caroline
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mercedes' Toto Wolff says this year's F1 championship is just as valuable as any other year's and they'll have plenty of baccarat and euro-hookers to celebrate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Eat Out to Help" scheme starts today and are we still doing "Phrasing?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move over, OANN. Fox News, WSJ, NY Post are taking a step to the right
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That's some fine nuke diplomacy there President Trump, Iran's Khamenei now says the country will expand its nuke program and won't talk to U.S
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Fri July 31, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Blue is King
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Don Jr. plays with Barbie dolls
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans on Trump floating the possibility of delaying the election: What tweet? Trump? Never heard of him. Oh I must have been combing my hair sorry. Lunch date, gotta go
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cain no longer able
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is now outpacing New York in number of coronavirus cases
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Americans are applying to emigrate to New Zealand. Fark: 250,000 of them since March
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officer accused of aiding George Floyd's death says charges should be dropped because he wasn't really paying attention and didn't know the other cops were doing anything wrong
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Investigation finds that Target Starbucks barista is not guilty of tamponering with LAPD officer's Frappuccino, to the surprise of no one who's ever actually seen a tampon before
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Musicians demand political campaigns ask for clearance in advance, which would leave Trump with just Morrissey and Ted Nugent
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump admits that he has not spoken to Putin about the bounties that were placed on the heads of American soldiers. Remember those?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Then the fascists came for Facebook and I said nothing because Facebook spreads fascism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Barr to release the Durham Report in October to interfere with the election
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Tue July 28, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins' season on hold until next Monday. At least they won't lose any games this week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And if you don't want to live under dictatorship you'll eat the other half of the bowl and you'll like it
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Miami police setting up "mask traps". Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Just like in 2016, Trump is seeking to rev up his base by releasing a list of "good" judges he'll promise to appoint to the federal bench and the Supreme Court, but his base feels burned by his current picks and sounds like Roger Daltrey right now
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Durable-goods orders surge 7.3% in June as everybody got out and bought something
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yelp reviews restaurant closures and yeah, it's pretty much what you think
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis thought he was going to be launched to Republican stardom at Trump's Florida convention and be the darling of the party. Now knows he will be just a piss boy at Mar-a-Lago after Trump gets thrown out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: "Nein, Hosenscheisser"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A has wares if you have coin
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Sun July 26, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
For all you NYC Farkers, here's a nice searchable database of all the complaints that the NYPD doesn't want you to see
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James shuts up and dribbles his millions to Florida to help thousands of ex-felons told they have to pay to exercise their rights to vote
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Theocrats unhappy that Justice Roberts does the bidding of big business instead of worshiping Republican Jesus
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
No-one told these guys The X-Files was cancelled
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
RNC has no plan, there's no venue, no security available, GOP Senators bailing, delegates staying home to spend more time with their mistresses, but it's Donnie's decision to cancel
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal eviction moratorium expires today, additional weekly $600 unemployment ends tomorrow, unemployment is at 11%, and there is still no stimulus bill in sight ...and here we go
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The US Air Force is flying its most advanced spy plane over a) Beijing, b) Tehran or c) Portland
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
FOIA requests for names of unnamed DHS Police are being denied because such requests must include the names of unnamed DHS Police sought by the FOIA requests
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump spoke with Putin today about coronavirus and arms treaties and...seems like there's another topic that might have been worth broaching. Oh well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what would have been thrilling news in 1995, Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Junior are set to fight September 12
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Valor: noun - great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not News: CEO arrested. Still not news: For fraud. Somewhat newsier: Arrested again. Holy Fark: For his part in a $3.7 billion scheme, causing the company to close its doors
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(Foreign Policy)
 
Boobies
 
Republicans hope to save the Tata nomination after it's revealed he called Obama a "terrorist leader" and picked a fight with former CIA Director John Brennen
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Musicians renaming themselves following the rise of the BLM movement is getting out of hand.... I mean, who could possibly be offended by a white DJ named Joey Negro?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Lockdowns were a BIG mistake. RAND PAUL
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans worry Trump might be too successful with attacks on mail-in voting
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Nobody ever has good things to say about the guy in the troubled relationship buying shovels & cleaning supplies the day after his girlfriend disappears
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus may cancel Halloween
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman removed from sexual harassment committee after being accused of sexual harassment
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some mutant turtles prefer Aloo Naan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
OMG, Trump's texting program has been shut down. LOL
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton (R-CSA) comes out strongly in support of BLM, ANTIFA
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