Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Laser'
Fri July 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you take a regular laser beam, and then compress it like a spring, so it all arrives at the same time, it REALLY hertz
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you take a regular laser beam, and then compress it like a spring, so it all arrives at the same time, it REALLY hertz
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum fluctuations can affect objects at human scale. Which may explain how Salvatore Quanucci was spit out of the universe like a watermelon seed and never seen again
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 25, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. MSM is throwing around the term "apocalyptic" again, My Little Pony laser attacks, and although no one planned it this way, Macaque Week continues
source: twitch.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
So, that 2nd stimulus check, well turns out Steve doesn't think you need one, but hey don't worry, the next "stimulus" is going to be "jobs" focused. You might say, it will have a laser like focus on "jobs"
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 18, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Newly invented superlens squeezes light into nanospace. This could mean a quantum leap forward in electronics, the end of life as they know it for backyard ants
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers have achieved a 95% successful pollination rate with a bubble gun. Imagine what they could accomplish with some laser lights and a fog machine
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are looking at pulses in the terahertz range for 6G data even though the fires aren't yet out on 5G
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 08, 2020
(APS Physics)
 
 
 
Using lasers to find out which cow dealt it. SCIENCE
source: physics.aps.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Would dividing by the speed of light squared matter at all?
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 29, 2020
(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
An incredible material just created has a record melting point of 4000 C. That is roughly equals 7232 in freedom degrees
source: nextbigfuture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Avalanche photodiode to unleash a torrent of LiDAR systems that will blast a tsunami of 2 micrometer radiation everywhere
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experimental optical chip has recorded the fastest Internet data speed in the world. And yes, it will still mostly be used for porn and gaming
source: aedaily.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 23, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy releases video of a ship downing a drone with its frickin' laser beam during the first at-sea test. Pew pew!
source: news.usni.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Intel reports have to be dumbed down to a short picture books for children before the President of the United States of America will "read" them. Reading is hard
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 20, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Forbidden light emissions are not just for 4Chan any more
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on Dick Burr's off-loading of $1.7 million in stock after a secret Senate meeting about market impacts due to a pandemic; "The only way that could have been shadier is if Burr bought shares in the actual Coronavirus"
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans "outraged" after Lucasfilm exec dares to call a franchise about space wizards and laser swords "fake" when discussing what is and is not canon
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The ESA's laser-powered rover built to explore moon's dark shadows will not be named Barnabas McCollins or even Barney
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The ESA's laser-powered rover built to explore moon's dark shadows will not be named Barnabas McCollins or even Barney
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 10, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Secret X-37B space plane mission to allow drones to stay aloft indefinitely anywhere on the Earth. Yes this is SkyNet
source: thedrive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 06, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fine, our ratings are low. Now get back to work royally f***ing everything up
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 05, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Man uses laser light show to project messages of hope to town residents, promote 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'. Bonus: Farker's friend
source: wdrb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says to hell with approving more coronavirus stimulus, remains laser-focused on the Republican takeover of all judgeships
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Oh you are a dirty, dirty carbon atom
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Has your X-ray beam been fooling around on you? Better put a ring on it
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ass-drilling leads to lack of social distancing
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Olive oil leads to discovery of a new universal law of phase transitions. Popeye has never been prouder
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
NEW light AND sound IMaGING will MAKE heart SURgerIES safER
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 11, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Uh yeah I'll take a double cheese burger no onions ahh large tater tots and a large diet Coke oh yeah and an AR-15 with the supersize magazine and laser site on the side
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat March 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump admin may not be able to provide tests, or ventilators, or masks, or hope. But they sure are laser focused on providing a scapegoat
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 20, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop particle accelerator just 1.5 centimeters long and 0.79 millimeters in diameter. Don't cross the tiny streams
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun March 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Idiot builds 100W handheld laserpointer, sets everything on fire
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue March 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We interrupt your Coronavirus coverage to announce that Earth will eventually stop rotating
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri March 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We can now 3-D print supermagnets. This is pretty much the polar opposite of 'uncool'
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu March 05, 2020
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Lasers are a definite no-no but what about shining a flashlight attached to a garden rake at aircraft? Class-6 felony?
source: navytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter




In Other Media
X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.