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headlines found matching 'Laser'
Fri December 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay has progressed from celebrity chef to TikTok influencer (29.4 million followers) by insulting ordinary people's recipes on camera. Internet experts credit Ramsay's appeal to his laser-like focus on shiat food and his skill at "dunking"
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Tue November 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Imagine your haircut if your barber was arguing at the time. Now instead of a haircut, imagine freakin lasers
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists create Möbius strip microlasers for non-Euclidean photonics applications, accessing Tel'aran'rhiod without channeling the One Power
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Griswold style display could cost you an $11,000 fine from the FAA. Squirrel in the Christmas tree out front should have told you
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
I'm not saying MIT scientists invented cloaking technology, but MIT scientists invented cloaking technology
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Fri November 19, 2021
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
California School for the Deaf football team is kicking ass and signing names
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Thu November 18, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
Six things you need to know about NASA's frickin' laser beams
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley kicks of his soft-core 2024 Pres Bid by restoring 'Murican masculinity. His first command to said men: STOP MASTERBATING Oh, yeah, that'll win him the White male vote for sure
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers at the brink of flying cars, holodecks, calorie-free booze
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
That could almost store subby's entire collection of pr0n. Almost
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pew pew pew
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pew pew pew
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Wed November 03, 2021
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Bad, taking down signs of politicians you oppose from public places. Worse, being a sitting delegate caught driving the getaway car
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Two extra inches make a big difference. That's what she said
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New fluoride laser making inroads in fusion power, cavity reduction
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Tue October 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk slams Democrats' wealth surcharge tax on billionaires, saying if it is enacted it could cause him to have to delay construction of his volcano lair, and possibly scrap plans to construct his orbiting space laser altogether
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Sun October 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
GOP pollster says Trump would beat Biden in a landslide if election were held today. Just like the last time until the Jewish Space Lasers stole it
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Wed October 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study finds laser vagina menopause therapy shows no benefit. Verdict on vajazzling still out
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Air Force wants to mount a Frickin' Laser Beam on one of its planes
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Fri October 08, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pew
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Royal Navy has a solution for enemy drones: pew pew pew
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov Abbottoir announces the new ERCOT board, staffed by well-respected energy industry scientists, engineers, and infrastructure experts laser-focused on........oh fark it, who am I kidding? They're all industry shills who won't change a thing
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Freethink)
 
 
 
Japan breaks world record for fastest internet speed. USA still filled with people who eat butt paste and think 5G causes cancer. U-S-A U-S-A
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(Freethink)
 
 
 
Japan breaks world record for fastest internet speed. USA still filled with people who eat butt paste and think 5G causes cancer. U-S-A U-S-A
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The music of the spheres may be just a prelude to the orchestra of the nanoparticles
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Username checks out
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon patented laser wipers to blast bird poop off a vehicle's windshield. Guess mini-flamethrowers wouldn't work at speed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon patented laser wipers to blast bird poop off a vehicle's windshield. Guess mini-flamethrowers wouldn't work at speed
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Time to protect your peephole. Wait, what?
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Morons are still aiming lasers at airplanes
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Thu August 26, 2021
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember on the original Star Trek how the computers had crystals inside them? This is kind of the realization of that. New Quantum Architecture uses glass chips
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Musk launching satellites with freaking laserbeams
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Mon August 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden team surprised by the speed at which Afghanistan has fallen but is still laser-focused on fixing the blinking 12:00 on his VCR
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Sat August 14, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Everyone else's firefighting hoses go "splash-splash-splash", while the Navy's firefighting hoses go "pew-pew-pew"
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Fri August 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally injures man while using a laser to play with her pussy
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone made a swimming robot shaped like a tuna. And yet we still can't get with sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. What the hell is wrong with you, scientists?
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, did you know that all 50 states were flipped because immigrant 5G BLM lasers or something?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe the real Jewish Space Laser was the traumatic brain injuries we sustained along the way (possible nsfw content on page)
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