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headlines found matching 'Laser'
Wed October 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study finds laser vagina menopause therapy shows no benefit. Verdict on vajazzling still out
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Air Force wants to mount a Frickin' Laser Beam on one of its planes
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Fri October 08, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pew
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Royal Navy has a solution for enemy drones: pew pew pew
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov Abbottoir announces the new ERCOT board, staffed by well-respected energy industry scientists, engineers, and infrastructure experts laser-focused on........oh fark it, who am I kidding? They're all industry shills who won't change a thing
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Freethink)
 
 
 
Japan breaks world record for fastest internet speed. USA still filled with people who eat butt paste and think 5G causes cancer. U-S-A U-S-A
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(Freethink)
 
 
 
Japan breaks world record for fastest internet speed. USA still filled with people who eat butt paste and think 5G causes cancer. U-S-A U-S-A
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The music of the spheres may be just a prelude to the orchestra of the nanoparticles
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Username checks out
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon patented laser wipers to blast bird poop off a vehicle's windshield. Guess mini-flamethrowers wouldn't work at speed
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon patented laser wipers to blast bird poop off a vehicle's windshield. Guess mini-flamethrowers wouldn't work at speed
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Time to protect your peephole. Wait, what?
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Morons are still aiming lasers at airplanes
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Thu August 26, 2021
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember on the original Star Trek how the computers had crystals inside them? This is kind of the realization of that. New Quantum Architecture uses glass chips
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Musk launching satellites with freaking laserbeams
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Mon August 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden team surprised by the speed at which Afghanistan has fallen but is still laser-focused on fixing the blinking 12:00 on his VCR
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Sat August 14, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Everyone else's firefighting hoses go "splash-splash-splash", while the Navy's firefighting hoses go "pew-pew-pew"
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Fri August 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally injures man while using a laser to play with her pussy
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Someone made a swimming robot shaped like a tuna. And yet we still can't get with sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. What the hell is wrong with you, scientists?
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, did you know that all 50 states were flipped because immigrant 5G BLM lasers or something?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe the real Jewish Space Laser was the traumatic brain injuries we sustained along the way (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Would you let a laser zap your naughty bits to have an orgasm? Would you also bring a photographer and write an article about it?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Would you let a laser zap your naughty bits to have an orgasm? Would you also bring a photographer and write an article about it?
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To pull off a multi-million dollar jewel heist you need a demolitions expert, a couple of guys who are good with guns, two highly skilled drivers, a gymnast who can evade laser security dev..... What's that? One guy with a knife will do?
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Some Navy Guy)
 
 
 
Not content to let Best Korea have all the fun, the French join in on the war against the sea
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(Some Navy Guy)
 
 
 
Not content to let Best Korea have all the fun, the French join in on the war against the sea
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Sat July 24, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Tweezers of sound can pick objects up without physical contact and may soon be able to pluck your mind bullets right out of thin air. whoa
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(Some Fogell)
 
 
 
It's passable. They're either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID," or "Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Michigan organ donor"
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Tue July 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
This changes everything
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It really does have a fricken laser (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Not usually news: Mom accidentally takes picture of son with flash on. Scary news: What she found on photo
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Some Imperial Pilot)
 
 
 
Fire up your ion engines and balance out the laser and shield charging, 1994's Star Wars TIE Fighter has been ported into X-wing Alliance with updated...everything
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Have you ever had laser dentistry performed on your gums or teeth? If so, how was it?
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(Heathline)
 
 
 
Have you ever had laser dentistry performed on your gums or teeth? If so, how was it?
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Wed June 30, 2021
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just an Antarctic lake representing the annual flow the Nile disappearing. Global warming is still a Democratic hoax
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Death Star sized object headed our way. No impact expected, but planets within laser destruction range are at risk
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Rock breaks scissors. Paper covers rock. Microwaves disable drones
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
A quantum leap in microscopy gives scientists a better view into living cells, without killing them in the process
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