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Wed November 25, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Emilia Clarke once had to invent an entire Daenerys speech in the fictional Valyrian language in 10 minutes. It doesn't really make sense but nobody ever noticed
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trumpy Tina Goes to Washington (language NSFW)
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Peppering Giuliani with pointed questions, [Judge] Brann appeared to catch Giuliani flubbing basic questions of law -- and the English language"
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Creator of the worlds most popular open source language comes out of retirement to join, really, Microsoft? Well ok then
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We need this guy in charge of Democratic messaging. Yes, including the "from the bottom of my ball sack, fark you" [NSFW language, obviously]
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
NBC reporter Ken Dilanian says out loud what we've all been thinking [NSFW language]
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Japanese boy band Arashi collabs with Bruno Mars and releases its first English-language tracks, feels proud that their J-pop agency's huge domestic popularity inspired K-Pop moguls to copy them and go global
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bye Bye Donnie. If you didn't love Aussies already this song will help that love along (NSFW language)
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Fri November 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Four years too late, the press is starting to use plain language when discussing Trump's actions: "Analysis: Trump's vote diatribe both shocking, unsurprising"
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Thu October 29, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Softly spoken Southern Belle Ashley continues her Hallowbean series by shutting herself in her cupboard and watching scary movies she's never seen before in the dark. Today: The Exorcist. Oh you bet your sweet bippy there's colourful language
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be like Ruth (NSFW language)
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Alabama voters may remove language in the state constitution mandating segregation. Or they may not since two previous attempts have failed just in this century
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Tue October 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mark Normand Meets Nark Mormand (nsfw language)
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Mon October 12, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson deliberately "mispronounced" Ottawa to stiggit to Kalama Harris. Fark: by pronouncing it with an Algonquin accent
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Sat October 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants a bigger package; medical science says that's not yet possible
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Skynet languagebot spends a week replying on reddit, inevitably says the quiet part out loud
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Wed October 07, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sharks use sign language to communicate (w/ video)
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Grape japan)
 
 
 
Not weird: Japan. Still not weird: Vegan restaurant in Japan. Weird: Vegan restaurant in Japan that conducts business in Esperanto and has Esperanto decor
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
I remember back when trick-or-treating didn't require a reservation, or occur nine days before Halloween
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bye bye, Mr. Eskimo Pie
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fake letter warning of fine for expletive on Trump sign
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Mon October 05, 2020
(News Break)
 
 
 
163 veteran Metro bus drivers are retiring, taking 4400 combined years of memories, such as the cultivation of rice by the Hemudu culture and the widespread use of the Proto-Indo-European language
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, Mark Meadows may not be using his mouth to leak Trump's medical status, but his body language is a dead giveaway
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Fri October 02, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google adopts 'value-neutral' language to make selfies less about 'beauty' and more about 'pure and simple ego.' End of statement
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dilbert creator Scott Adams (NSFW language in video)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After analyzing 38 million English-language articles about the pandemic, Cornell University researchers found that the single largest driver of coronavirus misinformation is... Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even people from Spanish-speaking countries don't know what "Latinx" means, or if it's actually racist
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Tue September 29, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael "I TOLD you he was a crook" Cohen says that after the release of his tax returns Trump is terrified he's going to jail and you can tell by his "dazed and confused" body language at Sunday's press conference. All right, All right, All Right
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Get ready to pay more for Netflix. Again
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The ancient Persians were all shiny and chrome
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Luis Suárez set to join Diego Costa and Atlético Madrid after rigging his Italian language exam didn't work out
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Fark headline writers rejoice "What is a cliche to a native speaker is a gem to a new learner"
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Fark headline writers rejoice "What is a cliche to a native speaker is a gem to a new learner"
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Wed September 23, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Liberal Redneck - America After RBG (Not safe for work language)
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Toady whose Cuban-un-American dad killed JFK and whose crazy wife committed white-collar crime shows how much he honors integrity and someone who never believed those accusations for a second
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump LOOOOOVES eugenics
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Industry condemns 'sexist' language in Whisky Bible. Just wait until they read the King James version
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Mon September 21, 2020
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Beaverton sees Poon arrested for sexual abuse
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Fri September 18, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Actively speaking two languages helps protect against cognitive impairment. Bienvenido a fark
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Actively speaking two languages helps protect against cognitive impairment. Bienvenido a fark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How to swear in 15 different damn languages, brought to you by motherf**cking Samuel L Jackson
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Wed September 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pure Michigan: Landmarks (language a bit NSFW)
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video compilation from drivers who stopped on a busy New Jersey street to record a spaceship flying by because apparently nobody in the Garden State has ever seen a blimp before (NSFW language)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"CBP's seizure of the earbuds in question is unrelated to the images or language on the box. A company does not have to put an 'Apple' wordmark or design on their products to violate these trademarks"
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do any Farkers remember a Kid's In the Hall / SNL / Some Skit Comedy Show (maybe it was Dave Foley) about "Speeky the seky linky" (speaking the secret language) it was a pig-latin thing as a TV commercial. My brother wants to show it to his kids
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Sat September 12, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Parents thought Donor 9623 was a genius who spoke four languages, not a college dropout with a criminal record
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Fri September 11, 2020
(NextShark)
 
 
 
Pho King Good restaurant responds to accusations of bad taste
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Homos erectus were proportionally smaller
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police searching for man who has fulfilled his familial destiny
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Wed September 09, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
"Forcing boys to wear masks is emasculating"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test"
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bret Baier asks Mnuchin how Trump can be against cancel culture but demands Fox News fire a reporter for doing her job
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Sun September 06, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Christopher Titus has had enough (NSFW language)
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas mother claims while her 14-year-old son was innocently engaged in virtual learning suddenly pornography showed up, and she has no idea how it got there
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Thu September 03, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nicola Sturgeon updates Scotland on recent Covid-19 spikes in Glasgow (NSFW language)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Papa John's is offering a "new" and "improved" pineapple pizza, really "stretches" the "meanings" of those "words"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
A love letter from your student regent to all 30,000 university students: NO MORE SUICIDING. And cease ANY negative talk around our beloved university system. And tantra is not about sex
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Toddler uses foul language she learned from her dad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What the Middle East *really* needed in 2020: A translation error between different language versions of a peace agreement
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Tue September 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you want to stop the coronavirus from spreading? Science says you should shut your damn mouth and use a sign language
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Ouat Ze Feuk?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Trump-endorsed Defender of American Freedom™ Kyle Rittenhouse beating up a girl last month and then getting stomped because of it. According to some rando on YouTube anyhow (NSFW language)
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Go fark yourself"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Go fark yourself"
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Body language expert watches the political conventions on mute to evaluate the speakers' movements. Let's see if we learn anything, shall we?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Free beefalo burgers. Difficulty: 2000 pounds, aggressive, and you have to catch it yourself, because it escaped from the last guy that tried
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Och, laddie, yae dinnae be editin' the entirety of the Scots language Wikipedia inna fake Scots accent, ye wee brony potato. Damage to the actual Scots language incalculable
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Kids who learn 'clause-chain' languages are quicker to develop complex sentences. Welcome to Fark where there's still no cure for cancer, Duke sucks, and your dog wants steak. But you'll get over it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Um, yes, I was promised optimism?
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Marge Scott, an actual Nazi, owned the Cincinnati Reds? Well they have come a long way with their fabulously quick response to the Thom Brennaman comments
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Thu August 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Reds announcer commits career suicide, live on the air. He pulled the trigger just before the start of the game, and died during the middle of the 5th inning
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Where they ban one, they ban (almost) all
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Tue August 18, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
D e n v e _ N _ g g e _ s. I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat
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Mon August 17, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
No matter the country or sport, small-town coaches speak a universal language
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Sun August 16, 2020
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
♫ Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew? Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two. The candy van can ♫
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump DHS official says SCOTUS' DACA ruling has "no basis in law" Federal Judge is NOT amused "I'm just wondering how a decision by the Supreme Court could be deemed by a federal agency to have no basis in law"
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft
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Tue August 11, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Body cam shows Reno officer accidentally shooting driver, in case you miss both COPS and RENO 911
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Covidiot tries to pick a fight with masked patrons in grocery store. Goes so far off the deep end that his own grown son has to pick him up and carry him outside before he gets his ass kicked. (NSFW language & hate speech. Stick around for the rage fart at 0:35)
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Mon August 10, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meh - 4.2 earthquake. Mildly interesting - 4.2 earthquake in the mountains. Cool - it brings down the side of a mountain. Holy Crap - you just climbed earlier in the day. Lastly, would someone please stuff a used sock in That Guy's piehole [NSFW language]
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
First female Turing Award winner dies at the age of 1011000. Tag for her accomplishments
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Fri August 07, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second worst president in modern times trolls the worst president ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next, there will the companies *deliberately* naming their products after the Māori word for 'pubic hair'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next, there will the companies *deliberately* naming their products after the Māori word for 'pubic hair'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ye were telt [NSFW language]
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Singing a rap song in San Diego is a violation of § Seditious Language - Prohibited. 83 violations, actually. Time to a throw a right-cross and knock that old law out
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If Florida and 2020 had a love child. (NSFW language)
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that Trump's hand-picked lackeys are in charge, Voice of America is deleting stories deemed "too favorable" to Joe Biden from its foreign language broadcasts and threatening to fire the employees that produced them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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