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Sun May 22, 2022
	So you diverted your very expensive, taxpayer owned C-130 cargo plane into Martha's Vineyard to pick up your motorcycle? That's a grounding source: taskandpurpose.com \| share:	113
	Truck hauling "meat products" crashes, spilling "meat products" on road (with helpful pics of "meat products") source: wtae.com \| share:	64

Thu May 19, 2022
	Good: you're converting your coal-fired plant to hydrogen to save the planet. Bad: the fuel comes from water in a state experiencing severe drought. Who needs drinking water trifecta in play source: deseret.com \| share:	65
	Cops wake up suburban Chicago mayor at 1:30am and arrest him. Yes, of course he's black. In their defense, he was also passed out drunk in his car, stopped in the middle lane of an expressway source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	20

Wed May 18, 2022
		Remember the passenger who landed the plane in Florida after the pilot had a medical issue? The second miracle is the pilot survived an aortic dissection source: today.com \| share:	48

Mon May 16, 2022
	Man says he has been abducted by aliens 60 times and forced fight in their army. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8 source: metro.co.uk \| share:	24
	On this day in history, in 1985, the discovery of the Ozone Hole was announced, which kind of sounds like a planetary erogenous zone and was aptly named since that was where we were farking the planet source: history.com \| share:	46

Sun May 15, 2022
		Old news: Female guard helps inmate escape. New news: Female guard helps three inmates escape. Creepy: all juveniles source: cbsnews.com \| share:	193

Sat May 14, 2022
		A short look back at what should have been the best action-comedy of the 90's, if only it weren't for a certain someone's potty-mouth at the MTV awards the year before. I give you - the Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Rock 'n Roll Detective source: youtube.com \| share:	75

Wed May 11, 2022
	Remember that story a week or so back about the two women who were refugees from Yugoslavia two decades back, who have been searching for a Minnesota stranger they met on the plane who gave them money and hope? Well here's some good news source: mprnews.org \| share:	23
	Russia's air force outnumbers the Ukrainian one 15-1, and the Russian jets are\ newer and have better tech. So why can't Russia gain control over the skies over Ukraine? Short answer? If you can't supply your tanks you also can't supply your planes source: npr.org \| share:	72

Tue May 10, 2022
		Stepping up our climate goals today would not only save the planet, but it would be good for shareholder value source: arstechnica.com \| share:	27

Mon May 09, 2022
	Crocs on a plane source: cnn.com \| share:	15
	Pour one out for Lefty the Athletic and take solace in knowing he's in a better place source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	11
	101 years ago today Sophie Scholl was born. She was best known for her littering campaign, not because she could see and hear. She also never flew a plane or won a hide-and-seek championship source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	14

Sun May 08, 2022
	Unlike their planes, Nigerian air suspends flights because the gas is too damn high source: aljazeera.com \| share:	11
	State troopers "rescue" family of geese from carpool lane, preventing them from murdering countless motorists source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	19

Sat May 07, 2022
	Nurse from World War Two celebrates her 100th birthday by jumping out of plane for a tandem skydive. Go granny, go granny, go granny go source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	12
	Well, honestly, it's all been downhill ever since they let the poors on the planes. It's why Mrs. Moneybags and I always fly charters source: jalopnik.com \| share:	24

Fri May 06, 2022
	Plot thickens around a fatal plane crash in the outback of Canada now that people have learned that two of the passengers had connections to the mob and were fleeing murder and conspiracy charges. Subby 'hmmmmms' himself source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
	Hellish COVID variants are now cracking the code to our immunity, it's just a matter of time before they wipe us out and take over the planet. Oh and enjoy the rest of your sickly lives while you can source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	150
	Guy opens state of the art hot dog stand with no drive-through lane -- until a week later source: nj.com \| share:	38

Thu May 05, 2022
		Unruly United passenger, apparently possessed by gremlins, opens emergency slide and lands on wing of moving plane source: nypost.com \| share:	44

Wed May 04, 2022
		Meet Alice, an all-electric plane and it may take us to Wonderland and beyond source: komonews.com \| share:	21

Tue May 03, 2022
	Looking for a way to save the planet and end world hunger at thet same time? Well, today urine luck source: futurism.com \| share:	12
	Airplane filmmakers speak out against HBO's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar portrayal saying he was always professional and kind except to Walton and Lanier source: larrybrownsports.com \| share:	25
	Nothing to see here, just Vladimir Putin's "Doomsday" command plane for nuclear war seen flying above Moscow on its way to somewhere source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	79
	Do you want that $25 cartoon ape? You gotta fork over over $3k in Ethereum fees. I will also be selling the naming rights to the stars and planets source: vice.com \| share:	34

Mon May 02, 2022
	Denmark, Sweden summon Russian ambassadors over spy plane flight, hopefully after inscribing a protective pentagram on the floor first. Because you can't be too careful with a summoning source: aljazeera.com \| share:	45
	Freshly paved road too dangerous to drive on source: wpxi.com \| share:	28
	Ukraine's tiny 'Mad Max' anti-tank buggies now being used to obliterate monster Russian tanks and take down planes source: news.com.au \| share:	79

Sun May 01, 2022
		In what's sure to be a pain, Brits in Spain may no longer employ the lane source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	67

Sat April 30, 2022
	Hello, Wisconsin! The principal cast of "That '70s Show" will reunite for "That '90s Show," excluding Hyde, who died on his way back to his home planet source: consequence.net \| share:	86
	Hey, we just survived riding a bike across 26 lanes of freeway traffic while blindfolded, so why no push our luck and try out some vending machine sushi? I mean, what could possibly go wrong? source: youtube.com \| share:	11

Fri April 29, 2022
	How Many More Roads Do We Need Before We Finally Have Enough? We have covered our planet in roads and given up our cities. Was it worth it? source: antoniomelonio-cosmos.medium.com \| share:	60
	How big would a telescope need to be in order to see human-sized aliens on another planet? source: bigthink.com \| share:	26

Thu April 28, 2022
	Man loses his unique sunglasses while been chased by police. Police post to social media if anyone knows who these belong to, call the office. Someone did, the police kindly returned his sunglasses. Mugshot with sunglasses source: ky3.com \| share:	37
	Woman on LDS Planet swindled out of $1M. If only she had watched the 1997 film Starship Troopers, then she would have known not to be on LDS Planet source: ktul.com \| share:	35

Wed April 27, 2022
		... then maybe stop driving without a license, trading insider-ly, and bringing loaded guns on planes? Just spitballing here source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	77

Tue April 26, 2022
	Photoshop this plane passing in front of the Sun source: dailymaverick.co.za \| share:	20
	To fight off unionization, Delta announces that it will start paying flight attendants during plane boarding. In other news, Delta wasn't paying attendants for the time spent on plane boardings. And doesn't understand why its employees want unions source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	47
	Plane swap guys appear to be on the FAFO track after ignoring FAA disapproval for their stunt source: cnn.com \| share:	57

Sun April 24, 2022
	After seeing a line and only one checkout lane open, man asks grocery store manager if he would open another lane. What's the worst that could happen? source: fox13news.com \| share:	137
	If you show up 30 minutes before the plane is scheduled to leave, and you only have 15 minutes to get through security, whose fault is it really if you don't make your flight in time? source: tmz.com \| share:	78

Fri April 22, 2022
	How do you flip a car at a toll plaza? Difficulty: NJ source: nj1015.com \| share:	44
	Motorcyclist swerves into lane, cuts off car driver which causes a crash, then dismounts, swings a hammer at car driver threatening to "take care of you," which only made matters worse. Hammer unavailable for comment source: klkntv.com \| share:	55
	Congress is plane scared source: thehill.com \| share:	26
	FAA revokes pilot license of man who deliberately bailed out of single-engine plane just so he could video its crash for social media source: nbcnews.com \| share:	76

Thu April 21, 2022
	"So what can you make with this crate of spare parts?" "Well, let's see... how about 20 more operational warplanes. Thanks" source: cnn.com \| share:	78
	FAA rules plane crash that everyone suspected was staged for YouTube views was indeed staged for YouTube views source: flyingmag.com \| share:	36
	Everyone has a plan to harass a boxing legend on an airplane until they get punched in the mouth source: tmz.com \| share:	72

Wed April 20, 2022
		Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane? To jump into another perfectly good airplane duh source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	41

Tue April 19, 2022
	Now that KUSHIDA has gone back to his home planet, what's next for NXT: Santos & Carmelo play "¿Quien Es Mas Macho?". Tatum challenges a BOAT & Sarray faces off with Tiffany, winner to go on mall tour. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	110
	There are "paper trails" and then there is this: a paper sixteen-lane superhighway. Trump's Coup lawyer John Eastman is trying to claim attorney client privilege on thirty-seven THOUSAND pages of emails he exchanged with the White House before 1/6 source: politico.com \| share:	59

Mon April 18, 2022
		70-year-old man arrested for murder of Oroville woman. Man, Seth McFarlane is really pushing hard for the third season opener source: kiro7.com \| share:	13

Thu April 14, 2022
		Cocaine on plane should have been flushed down drain source: yahoo.com \| share:	55

Wed April 13, 2022
		Masks for planes, trains but not automobiles extended for another 15 days source: nbcnews.com \| share:	16

Tue April 12, 2022
	While landing in Heaven it's being reported Gilbert Gottfried hijacked an airplane and crashed it into the 9/11 victims' residential tower. The Aristocrats source: cnn.com \| share:	319
	You know things are bad when, after several aborted landing attempts at JFK, passengers plead to be let out of their plane in Newark source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	69

Mon April 11, 2022
	Polish investigative panel picks just right now to conclude their work and issue a report that a 2010 plane crash that killed Poland's President and 94 government officials was caused by explosives planted on the plane by Russian agents source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	45
	City Council candidate thinks that we should blame bike lanes instead of the cars that are driving alongside them for killing bicyclists source: timesofsandiego.com \| share:	74

Sat April 09, 2022
		Man blew most of his $217 million lottery winning prize on A) 434 chicks, B) buying more lottery tickets, or C) trying to save the planet? source: wral.com \| share:	56

Wed April 06, 2022
	With all other crime problems solved, Seattle to activate its first block-the-box traffic cam system to ticket box-blocking motorists without needing cop on site source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	80
	Human leg found on interstate suspected to be from a body 50 miles away handed over to authorities to "see if there was a connection." Duh, not anymore source: ksat.com \| share:	25

Mon April 04, 2022
	Say hello to the first directly imaged "embedded protoplanet," which teaches us that not all Jupiter-sized worlds were made the way Jupiter was source: bigthink.com \| share:	2
	The BA2 Covid variant is being super weird, ravaging some areas while sparing others. It's almost as if the entire planet has an uneven patchwork of pandemic rules or something source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	113

Sun April 03, 2022
		The short track stretch starts with the Toyota Owners 400 in Richmond, with Ryan Blaney on the pole yet again. Maybe he might actually win. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM ET on Fox source: jayski.com \| share:	154

Sat April 02, 2022
		Exploring Mercury: The most absurd planet in our Solar System source: antoniomelonio-cosmos.medium.com \| share:	25

Fri April 01, 2022
	Sand dunes in Qatar trap air moisture and channel it downwards. Imperial planetologist Pardot Kynes says I told you so source: sciencealert.com \| share:	11
	South Dakota attorney general, the state's top law-enforcement official, used his position to wriggle out of as many as a dozen traffic tickets in the two years leading up to the night he struck and killed a pedestrian while dicking with his phone source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	62

Thu March 31, 2022
	Firefighters battle early morning blaze at bowling alley. Expect lane closures source: wjactv.com \| share:	23
	The future of airlines is creating private cabins for rich people in 90% of the plane and cramming 200 poors in the other 10% of the plane source: cnbc.com \| share:	33
	Human extinction won't mean the end of Earth. But yes, our planet really is going to go, completely, in the long run source: bigthink.com \| share:	17

Wed March 30, 2022
		Friendship is magically blocking traffic, as hundreds of My Little Pony dolls are released on I-5 source: oregonlive.com \| share:	46

Tue March 29, 2022
		Cloud cities above Venus are technically feasible and would allow humans to live on our sister planet, free from Imperial interference source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	25

Mon March 28, 2022
		Conjunction junction, what's your function? Hookin' up moons and planets in the sky source: earthsky.org \| share:	3

Sun March 27, 2022
		Ryan Blaney has the pole, and The Undertaker is driving the pace hearse, er, pace car at the Echopark Texas Grand Prix from COTA, 3:30 PM ET on Fox source: jayski.com \| share:	325

Fri March 25, 2022
	American volunteer fighting in Ukraine: "When I need to amp myself up for battle, I just think about the most punchable face on the planet ... Tucker Carlson" source: theguardian.com \| share:	93
	US Doomsday Plane, known as the 'Flying Pentagon' and designed for nuclear war, spotted at UK airfield amid Russian WW3 fears (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	66

Thu March 24, 2022
		30 years ago, we were only discovering the first exoplanets. Today, we've gone over the 5000 mark. Here's what we've learned, and here's what's next source: bigthink.com \| share:	17

Wed March 23, 2022
	Dutch publisher announces that it is pulling an investigative book identifying who most likely betrayed Anne Frank to her death. Subby's money is still on whichever mechanic had last access to her plane source: npr.org \| share:	83
	Ah yes, those little trips down memory lane. So, what's the absolutely worst TV series you've ever seen? LGT a two-episode cringe-worthy limp firework from 2012. Your own examples to the right source: quora.com \| share:	313
	Paul Manafort: I'm just gonna run away to Dubai with all the other Russians. US Customs & Border Protection: GTFO the plane and we're gonna take your passport away too source: msn.com \| share:	226

Tue March 22, 2022
	You know, I was going to say something snarky concerning what this "article" implies about the state of CNN's journalism, but on second thought a report ranking bidets is probably right in their lane at this point source: cnn.com \| share:	50
	"Well what I would do, is I would, we would, we have tremendous military capability and what we can do without planes, to be honest with you, without 44-year-old jets, what we can do is enormous, and we should be doing it" source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	126
	"That's a shame. Where's the blow?" "Oh well. Let's short the airline. Anyone seen my lunch hooker?" "Does this mean I get another bonus for not being on the plane? AND WHERE'S MY LIMO TO THE HAMPTONS? And my hooker" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	2

Mon March 21, 2022
	Miles O'Brien talks about the engineering behind Chinese plane crash, holodeck malfunctions source: twitter.com \| share:	41
	Do we really want to trust Skynet with telling us which exoplanets are inhabitable? source: phys.org \| share:	8

Sun March 20, 2022
		JetBlue flight delayed because rolls dice the people who were supposed to let the passengers off the plane all went home for the night source: chron.com \| share:	30

Sat March 19, 2022
(live365.com)		On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) planes, trains, automobiles and some boats too, the Birthday corner celebrating birthdays the week of 3/13, a 13 1/2 minute 'longie' and the continuation of the Superman story "The Mystery of the Dragon's Teeth" source: live365.com \| share:	34

Fri March 18, 2022
		If you've found yourself disappointed at the overall lack of drunkenly violent, anti-mask MAGATs on your last few plane trips, American Airlines may be offering just what you need source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	30

Thu March 17, 2022
	Residents hope freeway reconstruction will restore historic Black neighborhood cut in half in the 1950s. Construction crew unsure about all this, say they were just planning to cone off half the lanes for a year and pretend they did something source: mprnews.org \| share:	56
	Congressman Brian Fitzpatrick (R-You farking kidding me) thinks the U.S. can enforce a No Fly Zone over Ukraine without shooting down any planes by using "sonar radar" source: twitter.com \| share:	162
	Man who was the only living person to have an interplanetary probe named after him has died. RIP Eugene Parker whose eponymous Solar Probe is frequent visitor of Venus source: news.uchicago.edu \| share:	10

Wed March 16, 2022
	"Afforesting" the world's savannas will capture less carbon than hoped. It seems that on this planet we must obey the laws of thermodynamics source: phys.org \| share:	13
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Captain Sensible, The Blue Aeroplanes, Dave Ball, & Belouis Some. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	106

Tue March 15, 2022
		Trump: That story about my plane is "ridiculous. ... Can you imagine me using campaign funds for a plane?" Reporter: "Then why did you send out a fundraising email asking for donations for the plane?" Trump: "I don't know. I never saw the email" source: msn.com \| share:	116

Mon March 14, 2022
	There haven't been any planets visible in the night sky all month long. But over the coming weeks, the pre-dawn skies will put on the show of a lifetime source: bigthink.com \| share:	13
	$pot the di$connect: "Data indicate average vehicle speeds at 67 mph in a 60 mph zone ... Why are drivers crashing on this fairly straight [four-lane highway]?" source: wtop.com \| share:	109

Sun March 13, 2022
	Ryan Blaney will try to avoid being wrecked by starting from the pole today at the Ruoff Mortgage 500, live from Phoenix at 3:30 ET on Fox source: jayski.com \| share:	173
	It's important that we notice an asteroid before it hits our single planet. But it might be helpful to know somewhat earlier than two hours before impact source: earthsky.org \| share:	23
	Rooster with brass nuggets makes his home at a Louisiana Popeyes source: wbrz.com \| share:	10

Sat March 12, 2022
		Hit vehicle, hit truck, cross median, hit telephone pole, hit concrete barrier, hit vehicle, go airborne, lose engine, land on roof. At this point in the game do you kick the extra point or go for 2? source: times-news.com \| share:	56

Thu March 10, 2022
	Still planes, trains but not automobiles (unless you want) source: cnbc.com \| share:	28
(Russia)	So long, and thanks for all the planes source: occrp.org \| share:	84
	Billionaire wants you to buy him a new plane source: twitter.com \| share:	186

Wed March 09, 2022
	Engines on TFG's airplane source: politico.com \| share:	157
(History Press)	Spitfires and Hurricanes were stalling in dives and German planes were not. Then came motorcycle engineer 'Tilly' Shilling and she fixed the problem source: thehistorypress.co.uk \| share:	23

Mon March 07, 2022
	What happens if Russian airlines are ordered by Putin to nationalize their 500+ leased planes? source: twitter.com \| share:	126
	Let's watch as a Russian government charter flight lands at Dulles Airport to pick up a planeload of Russian operatives who are being required to leave the country. No, not GOP officials. At least, not on this flight source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	57

Sat March 05, 2022
		At 10:30 PM ET it is Noise Factor time on Big E Radio. Forecast calls for a 100 percent chance of fuzz with Truckfighters, Dozer, and Unida. Also a new one from Pike vs The Automation and a tribute to the late, great Mark Lanegan source: bigeradio.com \| share:	13

Thu March 03, 2022
	Was Picard's status as a sort of space-monk, ascetic and celibate, a deliberate contrast with Shatner's James Tiberius Kirk, who had a new date or old flame on every planet? Make it so source: theguardian.com \| share:	55
	So who are the most annoying passengers on an airplane? Perhaps all of them? source: travelandleisure.com \| share:	29

Tue March 01, 2022
	It's raining in Seattle. No really, this is news source: kiro7.com \| share:	68
	Remember that kid who had a twitter account that tracked Elon Musk's private jet? He's got a new account now, one that tracks the private planes of the Russian oligarchs, which should come in handy for anyone interested in seizing them source: msn.com \| share:	46

Mon February 28, 2022
	On this day in history, in 1994, the first NATO military action took place, as U.S. fighter planes shot down four Serbian warplanes violating Bosnia's no-fly zone. Just the same as now, bad things can happen if you violate someone's fly zone source: history.com \| share:	29
	First Pluto is not a planet, and now, Europe is not a continent source: twitter.com \| share:	99

Sun February 27, 2022
		Russian planes are falling down. Falling down. Over Ukraine source: twitter.com \| share:	140

Sat February 26, 2022
		Will Cecily Strong return for a legendary musical number in the last ten minutes? Will Stefon return to Weekend Update? LCD Soundsystem is the musical guest and John Mulaney joins the Five Timers Club AS ONE DOES. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC source: avclub.com \| share:	539

Fri February 25, 2022
		Reports of an alien artifact spotted on Mars are verified. The aliens who made it are from planet Terra...also known as "Earth" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	27

Thu February 24, 2022
	Derek Chauvin's accomplices have been found guilty of aiding and abetting George Floyd's murder source: npr.org \| share:	63
	No, you're not allowed to steal up to $950 worth of merchandise in California. Switzerland is not a planet orbiting Mars. Diet Cherry Coke is not made with the blood of virgins. Getting measles will not protect you from meteor strikes source: king5.com \| share:	112
	The Associated Press neglects to mention the plane model each of the MLB owners flew in on today source: twitter.com \| share:	6

Wed February 23, 2022
		Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Church and Section 25, and an in memoriam for Mark Lanegan. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #317. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	122

Tue February 22, 2022
	Someone notices UN-marked plane at a company that maintains planes for the UN, makes the only logical conclusion that elite illuminati shock troops have arrived to control Canada source: cnn.com \| share:	95
	Imagine a comedian dressed as a Chimpanzee from Planet of the Apes puts on a fake talk show and asks Dave Foley about Joe Rogan? You don't HAVE to imagine, because here it is source: youtube.com \| share:	27
	Right wing nutjobs vowing to fail in shutting down DC source: amp.washingtontimes.com \| share:	103

Mon February 21, 2022
	"Gentleman scientist" connects warming of the planet to human activities and sets off a fierce debate -- in 1938 source: theconversation.com \| share:	9
	Donna Barba Higuera wins the 100th annual Newbery medal for her book The Last Cuentista. For nerds: the book has a dystopian future space travel and a new planet to populate. For zoomers: books were printed things people read before smartphones source: shelf-awareness.com \| share:	3

Fri February 18, 2022
		No witty headline, just some dude live-streaming planes trying to land at Heathrow amidst insane wind source: youtube.com \| share:	31

Thu February 17, 2022
	Megan Thee Stallion, Nathan Lane, Bowen Yang, and Megan Mullally walk into an R-rated musical and YOU SOB I'M IN source: avclub.com \| share:	15
	Not News: Accident on highway involving tractor trailer. News: Vehicle operator was killed in accident. Fark: Vehicle was an airplane source: wpde.com \| share:	24
	The plane in Spain falls mainly on the plain source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	25

Wed February 16, 2022
		US spy planes caught circling over Ukraine on flight trackers. In related news: The US is interested in a part of the world that's about to go up in flames because of a Russian invasion source: the-sun.com \| share:	85

Mon February 14, 2022
		"Bruce Campbell sleeps naked on the couch of a decommissioned 727-284 plane in Hillsboro, Oregon." It's OK, he lives there source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	60

Sun February 13, 2022
	British couple demands an apology for getting on the wrong plane. And you thought that boarding the wrong plane and being sent to the wrong city only happened to your luggage source: stokesentinel.co.uk \| share:	75
	Snakelights are okay, lightsnakes not so much. Especially on a muthafarkin plane source: npr.org \| share:	15
	"They tell me McDonald's releases more carbon at the soda fountain than all of the coal plants in the United States" says the dumbest public utilities commissioner on the planet source: news-journal.com \| share:	97
(Some Guy)	If you crash your plane and get a ride back to town, authorities ask that you please turn off the emergency beacon to avoid an expensive search. No word on the pilot's YouTube channel source: alaskasnewssource.com \| share:	20

Sat February 12, 2022
	You'll take my hot nuts or you'll GTFO my plane source: yahoo.com \| share:	100
	Trying to save the lives of your constituents is no longer a viable election strategy. In other words, this planet is doomed source: apnews.com \| share:	151

Fri February 11, 2022
	Who would have thought that it will come to this, because of 99 balloons. 99 years of war leaving no room for winners. They're no more Ministers of War and no jet planes either. Today I do my rounds see the world in ruins. It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	168
	Florida Supreme Court: "Stay in your lane, Ron. You're not the boss of us" source: politico.com \| share:	15
	$peed limit$ decrea$e throughout Au$tin due to $afety concern$ source: kvue.com \| share:	52

Thu February 10, 2022
	DaBaby involved in a brawl on the slippery lanes of a bowling alley. Over the line source: tmz.com \| share:	22
	So it turns out the second nearest star to us has got a few rocky planets source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	20
(Gail.com)	Ever wonder what it's like owning a domain that's a typo away from one of the busiest websites on the planet? source: gail.com \| share:	31

Tue February 08, 2022
		Three Australian researchers spent hours scanning billions of stars and 144 planets, finding no signs of streetlights source: cnet.com \| share:	32

Fri February 04, 2022
(Some Out of Shape Guy)		In other news, you can buy TVs and ear buds at a Planet Fitness source: theintelligencer.com \| share:	7

Thu February 03, 2022
		Florida man gets 16 years for spreading terrorist propaganda. And surprisingly, it did not include instructions on how to hijack a plane using only crocodiles caught in your septic tank source: clickorlando.com \| share:	29

Wed February 02, 2022
		If you are tired of those monkey flipping monkeys on monkey flipping planes, here's some good news for you source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	14

Mon January 31, 2022
	Whats cool is that as our solar system moves through the galaxy it also goes up and down through the galactic disk. Whats scary is that heavy bombardment happens every 30 million years or so. You know, when we go through the plane. Like we just did source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	23
	John Mulaney to become the latest to join the prestigious Saturday Night Live 5-Timer Club. AS ONE DOES source: people.com \| share:	68

Sat January 29, 2022
	Did you ever want to know where musk travels to? Tracking that Elon guy's plane that is, not how bad he might smell source: clickorlando.com \| share:	41
	Why CVS receipts are so long. Next up: Here's the deal with airplane food source: cnn.com \| share:	81
	We discussed ski resorts recently, so how about what are the best ice skating rinks out there? Any miscellaneous places for winter fun? source: fark.com \| share:	13

Fri January 28, 2022
		The remote Pacific archipelago of Kiribati, one of the last uninfected places on the planet, finally gets its taste of COVID-19 source: 9news.com.au \| share:	14

Thu January 27, 2022
	NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter thinks "WAP" stands for Wet Ass Planet source: nasa.gov \| share:	11
	For no reason at all, let's take a trip down memory lane to that time Ben Roethlisberger had two off-duty PA cops help him allegedly rape a 20 year-old college student in Milledgeville, GA source: espn.com \| share:	39
	Folks who live on private lane are butthurt that after a decade, their city figured out it's a private lane and will no longer plow snow there... with a nor'easter on the way source: nbcboston.com \| share:	161
(United Launch Alliance)	Gene Roddenberry, Majel Barrett, and 150 other people are going to interplanetary space on the Enterprise via the first Vulcan launch. Obvious and unlikely: ULA's Vulcan rocket? Only if Jeff Bezos can get Tory Bruno his farking rocket engines source: ulalaunch.com \| share:	11

Tue January 25, 2022
	"Physicists Detect Mysterious X Particles in 'Primordial Soup' For The First Time" - still can't find their tiny plane source: sciencealert.com \| share:	7
	Hey, whoever is throwing cones from the bike lane pilot program off of the Mass. Ave. bridge and into the Charles River, could you please not do that? source: wcvb.com \| share:	56

Mon January 24, 2022
	In the Chinese version of Fight Club, Tyler Durden returns to his home planet source: polygon.com \| share:	48
	12 people are going to learn what the term "sovereign immunity" means source: wkyc.com \| share:	81

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