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Thu August 06, 2020       So, about all those new-fangled driver assistance technologies for your so-called "smart" car source: chattanoogapulse.com   |   share: 20         Business closing due to fear of touching other people's balls source: lfpress.com   |   share: 4         The pains in the lanes can come mainly from the Danes source: wired.com   |   share: 4         Remember when the biggest problem America faced was maniacs flying tiny planes full of drugs around? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 17   Wed August 05, 2020       Just get the air jackoff lady from Airplane source: yahoo.com   |   share: 36         Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask source: local10.com   |   share: 128         Silver lining - These days at least you can be reasonably sure your plane was cleaned before your flight boarded. Reasonably source: nytimes.com   |   share: 3         With passenger travel virtually nonexistent now, this company is turning surplus A380s into the largest plane capable of hauling cargo loads of rubber dog shiat out of Hong Kong source: youtube.com   |   share: 8   Mon August 03, 2020       Protracted accretion of planetesimals ... and you have already clicked source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 5         Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues its Triple Play, with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6 part Superman that actually includes Lois Lane source: tunein.com   |   share: 19         Coincidence or instant karma: the only NBA player who wouldn't take a knee during the anthem injured his knee two days later and will miss the rest of the season source: espn.com   |   share: 31   Sat August 01, 2020 (Some Guy)       "If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO" source: travelpulse.com   |   share: 86   Fri July 31, 2020       Company in Texas worried that Airlines might not ever want their salty nut sacks back on the planes source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 20   Thu July 30, 2020       Sweet Italian grandmother makes homemade Pork Milanese, and thankfully doesn't break anyone's knuckles with a wooden spoon for wandering into the kitchen before it's finished source: youtube.com   |   share: 7         Officer accused of aiding George Floyd's death says charges should be dropped because he wasn't really paying attention and didn't know the other cops were doing anything wrong source: startribune.com   |   share: 90   Wed July 29, 2020       Studying radioactive aluminum in stellar systems is adding transparency to how planets are born source: phys.org   |   share: 2   Tue July 28, 2020       Good news everybody, the Coronavirus relief bill includes $1,200 for you, and $2 billion for F-35s, C-130Js and the A-10 wing replacements along with $1 billion for Navy P-8 planes source: twitter.com   |   share: 99   Mon July 27, 2020       Blue Thunder, Red Planet source: wired.com   |   share: 19         Dr. Fauci says he won't get on a plane or eat in a restaurant because he doesn't want to die source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 124   Sun July 26, 2020 (24newsorder.com)       Holy shiat. Grok that picture. Those two monkeys in the front are totally saying, "You want some of this?" We can now add "Transition to Planet of the Apes" to the 2020 calendar. Bonus: the reason in the movie was also a pandemic source: 24newsorder.com   |   share: 96   Sat July 25, 2020       USAF says it is a TOTAL coincidence that a SOCOM surveillance plane was flying over Portland last week, and that those flights were scheduled MONTHS ago...really...they promise source: thehill.com   |   share: 19   Fri July 24, 2020 (Some Astrobiologist)       In a conclusion reached by pure logic, volcanism is certainly behind growth of hydrogen-rich early atmospheres on both Earth-like and Mars-like planets. Mind melded source: astrobiology.com   |   share: 1         The EPA proposes airplane emission standards the airlines already meet *taps temple* source: nytimes.com   |   share: 8         Passengers injured as US F-15 comes too close to passenger jet, although US officials claim there was no danger as the plane was not a US Navy vessel source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 47         FAA orders emergency inspections of some planes that had been in storage because of COVID-19. They fear sudden engine failures. There have been four incidents. Obvious: Boeing source: twitter.com   |   share: 36         The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm source: yahoo.com   |   share: 79         "So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause" source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: 89         The US Air Force is flying its most advanced spy plane over a) Beijing, b) Tehran or c) Portland source: theintercept.com   |   share: 66   Thu July 23, 2020       Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off" source: cnn.com   |   share: 304         We can see two planets orbiting our nearby star. I'm downplaying it, but this is big source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 31   Wed July 22, 2020       Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 17   Tue July 21, 2020       Earthquakes, birds, snakes, aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce, and Leonard Bernstein... other than that, not much source: vox.com   |   share: 30         Trump, on indicted child sex trafficker Ghislane Maxwell: "I wish her well." Ummm source: cnn.com   |   share: 149         Sozeb, the intergalactic strongman, continues to increase his grapple hold on the human population of planet Earth source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 4   Mon July 20, 2020       Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM). First - Our Miss Brooks (complete with 5 minute organ solo due to technical difficulties) then Gale Gordon becomes George's boss on My Favorite Husband, then Lois Lane finally gets involved in a Superman episode source: tunein.com   |   share: 31   Sun July 19, 2020       Putting jet fuel in my propeller plane? What could possibly go wrong? source: adn.com   |   share: 136   Sat July 18, 2020       America's newest bomber planes are 30 years old .. we need to build more bombers. Bomb bomb bombers source: forbes.com   |   share: 114         American Airlines sued for detaining black social worker who was accompanying a white toddler on a court-ordered plane trip. Facepalm tag stands in for many other tags here source: foxnews.com   |   share: 89   Fri July 17, 2020       Sun emitting large campfire flares. The Doomsday Machine, Galactus, Spectre, The Midgard Serpent and the planet Mercury gather round, eat beans and sing "Row Your Boat" source: sciencenews.org   |   share: 7   Wed July 15, 2020       Wednesday night short track action is here at Bristol. There are a few changes including different car design, choosing your lane on restarts, and extra lighting. All-Star Open starts at 7pm EDT on FS1 with the All-Star race starting at 8:30pm on FS1 source: nascar.com   |   share: 338         We need to realize that flying in an airplane will never be the same again source: msn.com   |   share: 16   Tue July 14, 2020 (Some Guy)       Planet Earth is preparing a Mars invasion. Michael Garibaldi is not amused source: avpress.com   |   share: 10   Mon July 13, 2020       Airplanes have always been metal tubes of festering disease. Now they are tubes of fatal disease? Pass, until there's a Rona vaccine source: cnn.com   |   share: 51         Woman spots 2-year-old running across 4-lane highway, falling to irrigation canal. She follows, dives in to rescue drowning child. Of course she thanks God for save, but it was Mom Mode all the way source: ktvz.com   |   share: 6         Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter says Trump is a psychopath who doesn't care about causing the deaths of tens of thousands. The comments section is a trip down psychopath lane too source: mediaite.com   |   share: 46         Passenger:"I'm going to kill everybody on this plane. Die in the name of Jesus!" Christ, what an asshole source: msn.com   |   share: 74   Fri July 10, 2020       Old 'n busted: Planet Nine on the outskirts of our solar system. New 2020 timeline inevitable darkness: it's a teensy black hole source: theregister.com   |   share: 33         Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 65   (Some Guy)       Definitely better than typing your thesis on a ZX Spectrum keyboard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Killing Floor 2, Lifeless Planet & The Escapists 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: games you've gotten others hooked on? source: epicgames.com   |   share: 169         Owner of parking garage honks horn at cop he finds in his garage. Cop does the natural thing by pointing a gun at garage owner's head. And of course the whole thing was recorded source: kdvr.com   |   share: 118         MLB didn't test players and staff coming from the Dominican Republic before they got on the plane. You know what happens next source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 5   Thu July 09, 2020       The F-35 has triggered the biggest change in the Navy's esteemed TOPGUN fighter weapons school, with new graduates being versed in the modern tactics of sitting in the barracks waiting for their planes to be able to fly source: thedrive.com   |   share: 48   Wed July 08, 2020       United States senator discovers firsthand that airplanes have middle seats and, man, do they ever suck during a pandemic source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 75         The parent of Lane Bryant, Ann Taylor, and Catherines is about to follow Brooks Bros. into backruptcy. Levi Strauss, Eddie Bauer, Calvin Klein, and somebody named Shoe Carnival are getting pretty antsy source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 12         The dumbest movie of 2020 is a heist caper taking place on a plane, starring Kelsey Grammer that is called, quite simply, "Money Plane" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 34         Air Force pilot pulls a Bart Simpson before there was a Bart Simpson. Difficulty: He used an airplane instead of a tank and a missile instead of a shell. Fark: No MLB spy satellites were destroyed... this time source: military.com   |   share: 5   Tue July 07, 2020       Curiosity Mars rover's summer road trip has begun, expect copious selfies with the Red Planet's Biggest Ball of Yarn and Uncle Phobos' Mystery Face very soon source: phys.org   |   share: 0   Mon July 06, 2020       "Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet" source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: 28   Fri July 03, 2020 (Some Guy)       Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy source: wantedinrome.com   |   share: 63   Thu July 02, 2020       Astronomers spot planets dancing around each other, say it might be time to queue up Hammer Time to welcome this discovery source: standard.co.uk   |   share: 4         The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane source: apnews.com   |   share: 4         Exposed core of gas giant planet, like Neptune, seen for first time. No word on if this theory applies to Uranus source: fox43.com   |   share: 5   Wed July 01, 2020       Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts source: thehill.com   |   share: 41   Tue June 30, 2020       A Chinese satellite observed the 2019 solar eclipse that spelled doom for the entire planet Earth source: space.com   |   share: 6         Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 42   Mon June 29, 2020       How does the paradise tree snake fly without a motherfarking plane? source: phys.org   |   share: 17         Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 7   Sat June 27, 2020       Italy bans the use of overhead storage in airplanes as a virus risk. Your briefcase must now be taken literally source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 11         Get the mayo out, semi truck collision leaves highway covered in French fries source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 86   Tue June 23, 2020       Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: 32         Delta Air Lines confirms 500 employees test positive for COVID-19, at least 10 have died. United Airlines too busy throwing people off planes to comment source: 11alive.com   |   share: 8   Mon June 22, 2020       Sure a solar eclipse from the ground is neat but have you ever seen one from a plane? source: twitter.com   |   share: 12         Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century source: espn.com   |   share: 96   Sun June 21, 2020       The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad? source: fark.com   |   share: 111   Sat June 20, 2020 (Some Infectious Guy)       Photoshop the 'BioVYZR' into some New Age setting, like planes, trains, buses, group activites source: vyzrtech.com   |   share: 23         Fark it. It's a rental source: local10.com   |   share: 51   Fri June 19, 2020       Boreal forests aren't just the planet's lungs. They also make it rain and pass wind. Wait, what? source: sciencemag.org   |   share: 5   Thu June 18, 2020       There could be as many as 6 billion Class-M planets in the Milky Way. We're gonna need a lot more than a 5-year mission source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 16   Wed June 17, 2020       Florida bridge infrastructure finally catching up to Minneapolis bridge infrastructure source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 52         Florida bridge infrastructure finally catching up to Minneapolis bridge infrastructure source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 52         Look, it's the annual "new way to pack you in tighter into an airplane" story source: dailyhive.com   |   share: 18         Snowflake gets kicked off plane for not wearing a mask, being an attention whore source: twitter.com   |   share: 233   Tue June 16, 2020 (CheshireLive)       The water main on Water Lane is a thing that douses by Springfield House(s) source: cheshire-live.co.uk   |   share: 5         Wal-Mart may be getting rid of their traditional checkout lanes soon. Still won't open more lanes so people can get through them faster source: msn.com   |   share: 32   Mon June 15, 2020       No matter how angry you are, do not break a plane's window while at 30,000 ft source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 76         Kyle Weatherman debuts 'Back The Blue' vehicle for NASCAR. No word if he'll be called out for mixing sports and politics and told to stay in his lane source: kiro7.com   |   share: 103         EasyJet's boss says full planes - with no distancing - are 100% safe as he eyes his golden parachute source: bbc.com   |   share: 3   Fri June 12, 2020       'Mindless' vandalism in Liverpool on Penny Lane (made famous by Beatles song) as street signs sprayed over for being racist. Something about some guy charging a penny to cross a toll bridge source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: 51   Thu June 11, 2020       From the Ric Romero Institute Of The Obvious comes a new study that shows that the leading cause of bad driving ... is bad drivers. Obvious tag last seen drag racing down the center lane source: chattanoogapulse.com   |   share: 36   (Some Guy)       Photoshop this moon walker with his widdle rocket plane source: fly.historicwings.com   |   share: 17         One of the 4 officers charged in George Floyd's death, Thomas "Training Day" Lane, has apparently managed to come up with $750,000 to post his bail. Lane is expected to enter a plea of "Befehl ist Befehl" at a June 29th hearing source: reuters.com   |   share: 90         Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon source: apnews.com   |   share: 8   Wed June 10, 2020       It is said by some that every major crisis in a society has one fountainhead who shaped and defined it. Here is Subby's candidate for the asshole who was the lodestar of our current nightmare. And no, it isn't Ayn Rand or George Soros source: deadline.com   |   share: 70   Tue June 09, 2020       Writer attempts to trash Tom Hanks, the most well-liked celebrity on the planet, and his movies. Since this is The Sun, you know who to side with this source: thesun.ie   |   share: 67         Saturn's largest satellite is drifting away from its planet at a Titanic pace source: theregister.com   |   share: 10   Mon June 08, 2020       Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings source: nytimes.com   |   share: 28         That excuse didn't work at Nuremberg in 1946 and it doesn't work now source: nypost.com   |   share: 129   Sun June 07, 2020       BMW X5 was designed in two hours on an airplane napkin and it shows source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 29   Sat June 06, 2020       Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week source: foxnews.com   |   share: 222   Fri June 05, 2020       "You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 35         Bombardier aviation deplanes 2500 more source: reuters.com   |   share: 5   Thu June 04, 2020       'Beneath the Planet of the Apes' was a bit of a silly film, but it paved the way for the franchise's potent allegories 50 years ago source: observer.com   |   share: 8         Man hatches a cunning plan to beat the queues as McDonald's re-opens, also appears to be speaking english source: gazettelive.co.uk   |   share: 31   Wed June 03, 2020       Farewell to a Mad Dog, the plane that Denzel Washington flew upside down source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 17   Mon June 01, 2020       Man brings some culture to Winnipeg source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 33         DeSean Jackson: "Let's mic up the players in games that have no fans" source: msn.com   |   share: 28         Did Hubble just find new stars that don't have any planets around them? source: forbes.com   |   share: 16   Sun May 31, 2020       Will Villanelle's newfound softness and Eve's thirst for vengeance and bloodlust help them take down The Twelve? Will the duo team up with Carolyn, whose own thirst for revenge needs sated? The third season finale of Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC source: cartermatt.com   |   share: 3   Fri May 29, 2020       Criminal complaint: "The defendant had his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in total. Two minutes and 53 seconds of this was after Mr. Floyd was non-responsive" source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 202         SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday source: mynews13.com   |   share: 54         EVERYBODY PANIC. The most common organism in the oceans - and possibly on the entire planet - has a virus in its DNA. Bonus: it's called SAR. EVERYBODY PANIC source: phys.org   |   share: 19   Thu May 28, 2020       "I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 16   Wed May 27, 2020       Whoever's Adopt-a-Highway stretch this is will have their hands full for the rest of summer source: krtv.com   |   share: 31         What if NASA had a 3D library of planets, spacecraft, and textures that we could play with? Oh, they already do? Sweet source: nasa3d.arc.nasa.gov   |   share: 14         Confirmation bias eliminates another fantasy: Planet Nine source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 20   Tue May 26, 2020       The insane engineering of Fark's favourite BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-oplane source: youtube.com   |   share: 27   Mon May 25, 2020       Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence source: dailygazette.com   |   share: 19   Sun May 24, 2020       After spending a week in a vat of acid, Rick and Morty take the family on a little trip to a planet with a regenerating chasm of blaster fodder. Only one episode left after this in the surprise fourth season. Rick & Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 17         The penultimate episode of season 3 sees Eve trying to determine where Villanelle is hiding. Villanelle is teaming up with Dasha for a rather spectacular assignment. Will there be fallout? Will there be resolution? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC source: cartermatt.com   |   share: 8   Fri May 22, 2020       Officials now say there were survivors of the Karachi plane crash, ask public for suggestions on where to bury them source: indianexpress.com   |   share: 12         Plane crashes, killing all 107 onboard. Coronavirus seen shaking tiny fist source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 71   Thu May 21, 2020       Not the world's funniest joke: Two NFL players were on a plane, and one was assaulted source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 19   Wed May 20, 2020       Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 5         Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 51   Mon May 18, 2020       The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the planes at Paine to remain, officials explain source: kiro7.com   |   share: 8   Sun May 17, 2020 (Culturess)       Villanelle visits Konstantin at a hockey game after her family reunion in Russia. With all the dangling plot threads from Nico to Kenny, will we start getting some resolution? Will we see Eve this week? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC source: culturess.com   |   share: 6         Watch an Atlas V return the top secret military space plane to orbit at 9:14 AM ET. I could tell you more but I'd have to kill you or worse put rocket emojis in the headline source: rocketlaunch.live   |   share: 20   Fri May 15, 2020       Testing may be frankly overrated, says the one of the only two people on the entire planet who gets tested daily source: thehill.com   |   share: 69   Thu May 14, 2020       Suddenly, another semi source: yahoo.com   |   share: 38         Ford GT40. Closed one-lane French road. Crank it source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 17   Wed May 13, 2020       If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10   Tue May 12, 2020       Pickup truck fleeing cops careens across several lanes of highway, does barrel roll along divider, lands on wheels and keeps fleeing. With crazy video source: kfor.com   |   share: 59   Mon May 11, 2020       If the titles Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Eastenders and 'Allo 'Allo mean anything to you, take a trip down nostalgia lane to look at the BBC's museum of classic stage sets source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 15         Another micro "car" that isn't going to save the planet source: nytimes.com   |   share: 31   Sun May 10, 2020       Family reunions are good for the soul, and since Villanelle has had neither, chaos will ensue when she returns to Russia to solve the mystery of her past. Will Eve stop being a fan of Pitchfork? Will Dasha be exposed? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC source: ew.com   |   share: 4         Secret X-37B space plane mission to allow drones to stay aloft indefinitely anywhere on the Earth. Yes this is SkyNet source: thedrive.com   |   share: 38   Fri May 08, 2020       Man killed by a plane landing at ABIA. Airport spokesman Bryce Obvious said "officials do not believe the unidentified man was supposed to be on the runway at the time of the incident" source: sandiegouniontribune.com   |   share: 32   Thu May 07, 2020       Actual headline: Some people miss travel so much that they are ordering airplane food delivered to their home. Fark: Jet Blue source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 14         Because, as everyone knows, the guys who blow up planets are the heroes of Star Wars, and they win in the end source: twitter.com   |   share: 152   Tue May 05, 2020       Frontier Airlines will let you pay to keep middle seat empty on your flight. For a little extra, a United Airlines employee can come aboard and drag the guy across from you off the plane kicking and screaming source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 22         Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: 24   Sun May 03, 2020       Eve is trying to have a happy birthday but Villanelle is getting a present. Will Konstantin find himself subordinate to the vicious vengeful Villanelle? Will the two women meet anytime before the season's end? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC source: tvline.com   |   share: 6         How to steal an airplane. Or two source: qz.com   |   share: 25   Sat May 02, 2020       "There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day" source: apnews.com   |   share: 115   Fri May 01, 2020       Photoshop these planes source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share: 15   Thu April 30, 2020       Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: 6         Simpsons showrunners respond to firing of Alf Clausen, who was sent back to his home planet of Melmac for labor violations source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 24   Wed April 29, 2020       Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 20   Tue April 28, 2020       Three crimes in one day? Those are rookie numbers source: wtsp.com   |   share: 22   Mon April 27, 2020       2020 NFL Draft reached a total of more than 55 million viewers, with Animal Planet, Discovery en Espanol, and Sprout being the only channels not to broadcast it source: nfl.com   |   share: 9         Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team source: espn.com   |   share: 4   Sun April 26, 2020       Has Villanelle adopted a baby? Or is it another cover for her latest mission with Dasha, who isn't happy about being called grandma? And what the hell is going on with Eve? Will anyone go back to trying to kill her? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 7         Witnesses say Aviation Museum's pilot heroically tried to save historic last surviving original Flying Wing by doing barrel-roll over California freeway. Authorities infer plane crashed because pilot did barrel roll. Either way, no more Flying Wings source: pe.com   |   share: 58   Thu April 23, 2020 (The AirForce is not some guy)       Desperate to get off the planet? The Space Force will begin accepting applications on May 1st source: spaceforce.mil   |   share: 29         The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 176         Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full source: nypost.com   |   share: 63         Covid-19 livestreams prove athletes are human beings with flaws like the rest of us, and not god-like beings from the planet Fitness source: theguardian.com   |   share: 3         So, apparently, young girls putting on makeup while lip-synching effete comedian John Mulaney is a thing source: vulture.com   |   share: 58   Wed April 22, 2020       Delta Air Lines loses $534 million in the first three months of the year, or roughly $1 for every passenger dragged off planes by United source: cnn.com   |   share: 7         Trump threatens to "shoot down and destroy" Iranian gunboats. Next up: sinking Iranian planes source: twitter.com   |   share: 71         Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done source: apnews.com   |   share: 33   Mon April 20, 2020       Russian fighter planes intercept US reconnaissance plane .... to pick up medical supplies I guess source: cnn.com   |   share: 40   (Some Guy)       A brief illustrated history of U.S. Navy "victory markings." You know, those emojis that pilots put on the side of their planes to signify a "kill" source: navalhistory.org   |   share: 23   Sat April 18, 2020       Pink Floyd has released a full remasted from original tapes PULSE concert video for free. Take a trip down memory lane source: youtube.com   |   share: 38         Airplane flying looks like this now source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 16   Fri April 17, 2020       "Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 24   Thu April 16, 2020       Boeing think that now is a great time to bring 27,000 people back to work. To build airplanes source: twitter.com   |   share: 11         Let's take a trip down Propaganda Lane source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 34         Like, here's a mystery: how are the airlines staying alive after all the passengers were scared off? G-g-g-g-ghost planes? ZOINKS source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 11         Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket source: theweek.com   |   share: 20         That's great it starts with an outbreak, bats on plates and aeroplanes, economists are all afraid... It's the end of the world economy as we know it source: msn.com   |   share: 9         Russian fighter jet flies within 25 feet of U.S. spy plane, takes Polaroid, and requests to buzz tower source: msn.com   |   share: 89         So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet source: thehill.com   |   share: 102         The National Transportation Safety Board has issued a report on the airplane crash that killed baseball Hall of Famer Roy Halladay in 2017. Turns out it wasn't the plane that was flying high that day, it was Halladay source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 21   Tue April 14, 2020       Bored at home? Better than being trapped in the cab of a truck, dangling from a great height, over a river, during a severe thunderstorm source: wavy.com   |   share: 19         Exoplanet lost its gas, just like you on that first date, preventing a second one source: futurism.com   |   share: 4   Mon April 13, 2020       Hey, health care workers, you might not have all the necessary equipment you need, but if you look out your window, you'll see some really expensive planes flying by source: twitter.com   |   share: 145   Sun April 12, 2020 (Some Guy)       It's the 40th anniversary the movie Airplane, so here's 40 facts that surely you didn't know. Yes I do, and don't call me Shirley source: historybyday.com   |   share: 95   Fri April 10, 2020       Ron Vara wrote David Dennison private memos warning coronavirus could kill millions here and inflict trillions of economic damage but he was publicly saying there was "nothing to worry about" and the economy was not at risk from a slowdown in China source: cnn.com   |   share: 33         If your airplane is going down, and you want to feel closer to God, this is perfect for you source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 27         Bengals WR AJ Green fully healthy after missing '19. Of course, nearly everyone on the planet is missing '19 by now source: nfl.com   |   share: 1   Thu April 09, 2020       Friday's flyby of a strange planet is being hampered by COVID-19 precautions at mission control. Fark: Scientists are now sure this planet is the original source of COVID-19 source: astronomynow.com   |   share: 6         For those of you who don't want to live on this planet anymore source: travelandleisure.com   |   share: 6

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