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headlines found matching 'Lane'
Wed March 29, 2023
(IMDB)
 
 
 
TV show (maybe a pilot). Dude is on an airplane, refused to turn off his phone b/c he "works for the airline and knows that isnt really for safety" and there's a running joke about Stride Gum. What show??? LGT what I thought it was??
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Eating more beans could save the planet, lead to a malodorous future
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Mon March 27, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get in the ship, everything is a cob. The whole planet is on a cob
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Sun March 26, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man opens door, deploys slide on airplane. Neglects to grab a couple of beers on the way out
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UFO specialist says aliens are 'stealing human sperm and eggs' to take over the planet by creating a 'human hybrid' race because we've destroyed it. Subby's not saying he's right or wrong but the idea is an improvement (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 24, 2023
(Some Planeteer)
 
 
 
Forget about asteroids, this planet is going to crash into Earth
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Thu March 23, 2023
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane to? Hair Force One. It's your Bad Trump Jokes day
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Tue March 21, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mariners players ordering In N Out burgers for the whole team try to order 120 double doubles and 60 fries in the drive throuigh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukraine is attacking Russian soldiers with kickass paper airplanes
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Mon March 20, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Introducing the biggest bunch of thieves on the planet: The Metropolitan Museum of Art
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Giannis was sad that FARK made fun of his fake triple double, so he decided to get the 13th perfect triple double in NBA history to make up for it
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Sat March 18, 2023
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The 'Swing' is up to the letter W on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), and there's enough for 2 week's worth. Then Lois Lane is investigating a fake 'seer' trying to gyp an elderly woman out of her life's savings, and Superman learns what time zones are
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Second Round of the NCAA Tournament starts on Saturday at 12:10 PM ET on CBS with Furman and San Diego State tipping off the day of action. Will Duke suck against Tennessee? Who will win in the battle of Tigers between Princeton and Missouri? Rad
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Fri March 17, 2023
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Giannis Antetokounmpo calls himself "most competitive guy who ever lived" which prompted Michael Jordan to come out of retirement just to prove him wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 387 of WW3. Slovakia to send planes, joining Poland in early commitment. Welcome to your Friday Russo-Ukraine War thread
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Thu March 16, 2023
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The U-2 Dragon Lady spy plane was birthed in the days of the slide rule, now faces retirement after having outlasted the SR-71 Blackbird and RQ-4 Global Hawk
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Wed March 15, 2023
(NASA)
 
 
 
The Magellan probe just showed us there are live volcanoes on Venus, nearly 30 years after plunging to its death in the planets atmosphere
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Tue March 14, 2023
(IMDB)
 
 
 
DC Tuesdays are back Deadly new foe may change Kent family forever in the Superman & Lois S.№3 premiere "Closer" at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Batman's adopted son & children of his foes are framed for his murder in "Pilot" of Gotham Knights at 9, both on The CW
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(US News)
 
 
 
Poland to ship Ukraine its leftover Mig-29s in the next 4-6 weeks, just as soon as they finish spinning the planes around the armed light
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Mon March 13, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
Low-cost Canadian airline has four of its planes seized over a "commercial dispute". WOOOOOOOOO
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Iranian women continue to prove they've got some of the biggest brass balls on the planet
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Sun March 12, 2023
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The last time this comet visited Earth, Earth wasn't really a planet yet. But you'll be able to see it just by looking up
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Sat March 11, 2023
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dramatic moment plane carrying nearly 100 people slides off runway in horror heavy snow landing. No word if wipes were handed out for bowel slippage
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After their fantastic success with ice cream machines, McDonald's testing out A.I. robots in their Drive-Thrus
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the UK has a National Food Crime Unit, which must be the busiest organization on the planet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Sorry sir, that car is going to have to go with checked luggage. You simply can't carry it on the plane no matter how small it is"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you settle into a new neighborhood and the department of transportation says, "You move now. We need this land in order to facilitate an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route" or the like?
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
A better idea than bringing a piece of a Dimensional Horror back to your home planet in Stellaris it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? HOMM III? Elden Ring? Fire Emblem: Engage? Side note: Best platformers? Tell us
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Thu March 09, 2023
(The Drive)
 
Weeners
 
Is that a supermanuverable air-to-air missile on your plane, or are you just happy to see me?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California should stop bothering with high speed rail because adding extra lanes on Interstate 5 will solve everything, says Cato Institute analyst who has likely never driven in California before
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Tue March 07, 2023
(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
Two planes bump wings at Logan Airport. Before the pandemic they would have just shaken hands
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
He doesn't say it until the end but, apparently it starts with kicking white supremacists off airplanes
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Man holed up in Box Canyon makes call using drone
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Mon March 06, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into 9/11 report commission member
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
United Airlines planes united
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Sat March 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marianne Williamson to announce bid for president of the astral plane
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Fri March 03, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's wife was on a plane that fell 4,000ft in seconds after a lightning strike. She was scared but everything turned out alright, alright, alright
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come and listen to some sci-fi short stories, read to you live by professional narrator and Farker Cyclometh, starting at noon PT, 3PM ET. Today's selections are by Samuel R. Delaney, Harlan Ellison, and William Gibson. LGT registration, more DIT
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Thu March 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's biggest plane is flying once again ... just one little thing
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Wed March 01, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
#1 NFL draft prospect Jalen Carter now also #1 target by law enforcement as warrants issued regarding his involvement in crash that killed former teammate and college recruiting officer
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Pedal power isn't just for amped-up adrenaline junkies anymore
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Tue February 28, 2023
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Do you want another Bam Margera, because this is how you get another Bam Margera. Isn't one enough for the planet?
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Mon February 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's a Chance that Short guy will switch plane seats so some rando can sit with his 7 year old daughter
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Sun February 26, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chinese military orders US Navy plane to stay away from its airspace. What the hell, US Navy? Why don't you go with the times and send balloons like everyone else?
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Sat February 25, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Space Force thinking outside the box to purchase future rocket launches
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Florida fossil fuel shill spins the anti-EV wheel and lands on: EVs will create massive roadblocks in hurricane evacuations, so ban them from evacuation routes
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Go away, we're closed. Yes, all 335 of you, go back where you came from, and take the plane you rode in on with you
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Thu February 23, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing halts all delivery of 787 Dreamliners due to a "fuselage issue". You know, the part of the plane with all the people in it. Boeing: Fly With Confidence
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
"Redoubt Realtors" are striking it rich in Idaho, where clients are drawn to remote properties with "clear firing lanes" from which to mow down non-christian invaders
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Sun February 19, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Red card called on Planet Earth
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Sat February 18, 2023
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) features song titles starting with the letter S. Next, the Daily Planet is on a racketeering crusade, this time against phony real estate agents selling land and houses they don't own to WW2 vets
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Fri February 17, 2023
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Planetary scientist lays out arguments for sending a dedicated probe to Uranus." Stop laughing. This is science
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office claims bodycam footage proves that pulling over man who had previously received $1.3 million from the office for a civil rights violation was totally legit and not harassment. Refuse to release video footage
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Thu February 16, 2023
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
See, this is what happens when you let cows fly planes
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Wed February 15, 2023
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Shocked passengers get 'unbelievable' sight out of plane window of SpaceX launch. Thankfully saw no gremlins riding on the wing or the rocket
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'Fake skin' fools mosquitos for research at Tulane University. T-800 frowns, scratches
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"According to the Arrest Report, Sereda was "unable to speak" due to his level of intoxication. Now in need of support, Cape Coral Police's assistance was requested, and the deputy waited for backup. Then came the unmistakable sound. kr-Pop-tss-SSS"
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Tue February 14, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Feel like a sammich sloppily thrown together by someone questioning why they reside on this planet? Good news. Subway can be yours for the low, low price of $10 billion. *Chips and a drink not included
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Why do planets, Kuiper belt objects, and more have rings? (Hint: the secret ingredient is violence)
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Cara Delevingne Jills Off for 10 Minutes, "donating an orgasm to science" in Hulu's new 6-part documentary, 'Planet Sex'. Giggity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers announce four classes of planetary systems, will not officially confirm earth is home-schooled
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Mon February 13, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some people live in fancy houses. Some people live in plane houses
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's not aliens, but not aliens. And it will probably always be not aliens. So stop. Please just farking stop. If you don't I'm telling the Berserkers and Trisolians where your planet is
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
L.A. Story was a documentary apparently
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brits, feeling left out of balloonpalooza, confirm its war planes are on stand by to shoot down Chinese spy balloons 24/7 even though none have been sighted
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
As amusing as hearing John McClane shout "Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon" its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Funny TV Dubs of Foul Language in Film. What did they miss?
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Sun February 12, 2023
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Airplanes use taxiways to get from terminals to runways. Taxis pick people up from terminals to freeways. Never the two should meet
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Sat February 11, 2023
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Even botanists are going on shooting sprees? What's next, librarians?
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Fri February 10, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Another planeload of refugees sent to Washington DC. This time it's a GOOD thing
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Thu February 09, 2023
(The Register)
 
 
 
Ring system discovered around dwarf planet Quaoar leaves astronomers puzzled, fails to prevent porch pirates
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Mon February 06, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cyclist's name must've been Sarah Connor
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Cyclists are an arrogant bunch sometimes, but they can also be just plain stupid. For instance, this guy pedaling on the busiest 5-lane highway in Scotland
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Street racer drives like hell, gets there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The future of emissions-free aviation is near thanks to Nasa's all-electric experimental X-57 plane, all that's needed is getting all the pompous private jet setters on board. Nevermind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers find a rare rocky Earth-mass planet suited to probe for life signs. Nice
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're being flashed for your benefit, not theirs
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man slams wife for not introducing him as pilot Roger Roger Oveur Victor to her work colleagues - despite never having flown a plane or any flight training in his life
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Can't afford the thrill of buying a self-driving car and the thrill of the inevitable crash? Well, what about a ticket for a self-flying plane?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
How are 'space babbies' going to be formed? By scientists using an IVF treatment in orbit for off-planet colonies (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 01, 2023
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Spruce Goose 2: Electric Boogaloo. Pentagon to develop gigantic seaplanes that will fly less than 100 feet off the ground and carry 90 tons of cargo more than 6,500 nautical miles
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If Tom Cruise's plane reaching Mach 10 in "Maverick" seemed juusst a touch unrealistic to you, that's probably because the fastest plane we have in development is TRYING to reach Mach 5
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
After over 50 years of production, Boeing delivers the very last 747 today at 4pm EST (1PM PST). From now on you will only fly on twin engine planes, but you don't have to like it
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Up in the sky, look: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Supersnake
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The AARP Best Picture Winner of 2022 goes to ... an ageless space lord who also flies planes
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Bike lanes raise sales by 12%, but store owners still question if that's worth dealing with cyclists
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Fri January 27, 2023
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mercedes Benz has dinged, self-certified, nation-first Level 3 automated driving in Nevada and unlocked Tetris as a reward
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bicycle lane takes up too much space on roadway, all 7 feet of it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nutter that claims he's a 'time traveller from 2858' says 'human bones will be found on Mars' this year that will prove that human life originated on the red planet. Subby knows this isn't true because women are from Venus (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed January 25, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
NASA unveils methane 'drinking' TitanAir space plane designed to take us to the moons of Saturn. No word if ice cubes, ginger ale and peanuts will be served during the flights
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Tue January 24, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Representative whiter than Mike Pence calls for less bread, less circus, more due process. Subby calls for reality check wondering what planet this is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can someone look around and see if they can find a tiny enough violin for Ghislane Maxwell, who says her "association with Jeffrey Epstein destroyed her life"? This tale is so sad, I'm bawling my eyes out
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Sun January 22, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Y'all see it on social media, because y'all have no idea who I am," she says as she's leaving the plane
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Survey asks Gen Z want they want to be when they grow up. They will be quite disappointed when they find out the answer is "societal collapse survivor on a nearly uninhabitable planet"
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Thu January 19, 2023
(WRAL)
 
 
 
What a waste
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Startup places a couple of Dyson fans on the back of a plane and gets it up to Mach 0.8
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
There is no planet B
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Mon January 16, 2023
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Eat more, drink more, save the planet. It's just science
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC: What is the DEAL with airplane bathrooms?
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Sun January 15, 2023
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japanese airline passengers do the right thing when told to exit their plane after a bomb threat, shock the uncivilized world
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avatar 2 isn't feeling blue at #1 with $29 million, M3GAN a plucky Chucky at #2 with $17 million. Puss In Boots 2 coughs up a $13 million hairball at #3 while Plane crash lands at #5 with $9 million as House Party reboot is a Natty Ice keg at #6
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Sat January 14, 2023
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
After a short hiatus, Paul's Memory Bank is back to start its 9th year with a "Golden show" featuring songs from 1973. OMG we've left Superman caught in the sun's gravity while he's been trying to get back to Earth from the DOOMED planet Apollo
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Great Falls, Montana's airport is home to more aircraft than almost any other in the world--if you count its stunning model plane collection
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It appears that Exxon scientists were remarkably accurate in their predictions in the 70s of how carbon emissions would heat the planet. Of course this was before Exxon began campaigning against reductions in fossil fuel usage
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(NPR)
 
 
 
James Webb snags a rocky earth-sized planet that is "only" 41 light years away. But its a little warm so we don't need to worry about the natives wiping us out in retaliation for beaming "Gilligan's Island" into the universe
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The age-old traveling debate about the armrests in the middle seat finally settled by a flight attendant. Don't make them turn this plane around
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Boeing chased shareholder profit with the rushed 737 MAX and viewed FAA regulations as nothing more than an obstacle to that profit, based on the false assumption that every plane Boeing made was safe
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Former Minnesota U.S. Sen. Ernest Lundeen was killed in a plane crash on Aug. 31, 1940. In the wreckage was his pro-Nazi Labor Day speech written by an agent of Hitler's government who paid him to promote Nazi propaganda. History rhymes again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Took my chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're all the same. The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today's 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Montana Attorney General blasts Biden for putting the planet ahead of a creating a lot of value for shareholders when he cancelled the Keystone pipeline project
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kenneth Copeland: Only non-Christians get covid. Now buy me another jet plane
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Sun January 08, 2023
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Two seater plane makes emergency landing, gets hiat by SUV. Three taken to hospital because they were soar
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Watch this passenger airplane use its lower winglet as a curb feeler before going around
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Sat January 07, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What do you call over 7000 vehicles stopped, nearly 200 arrested over traffic violations on I-4? A drop in the bucket. "We're remarkably concerned when nationwide, Interstate 4 is known as the most dangerous road in America"
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Ebaum's World)
 
 
 
Take a trip down memory lane - 26 Sounds from Our Childhood That We Miss Hearing
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Virginia: "I-95 express lanes are great, but traffic can only go one direction at a time. What would happen if we made the express lanes bi-directional?" Apparently they're not joking
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Audacy)
 
 
 
My god, it's full of SARS: 28 out of 29 airplane lavatory holding tank samples test positive for SARS-CoV-2
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Wed January 04, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Couple uses hack so the right person sits in the adjoining seat while flying Southwest. In other news Southwest has actual seats on planes that people can occupy while flying between places. I must inform Charles Lindbergh of this development
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Mon January 02, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games for January 2, starting at Noon ET with MissState and Illinois in the ReliaQuest Bowl, Tulane and USC in the Cotton Bowl and LSU and Purdue on the Citrus Bowl, both at 1:00 PM, with Penn State and Utah in the Rose Bowl at 5:00 PM to end it
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine if you will a planeload of people for whom 2022 never ended. You are entering the International Date Line Zone
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Thu December 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
When Time Lords aren't busy using their non-linear perception of time to travel through it, they're also keeping some of the best geological time on the planet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comet that last passed near Earth when Neanderthals roamed the planet will be visible again in January. Of course it will probably be cloudy
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Wed December 28, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Southwest finally gets a plane in the air, turns back because two passengers want to improv and make a scene
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Mon December 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of 6-6 teams for the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit. Will it be the Aggies of New Mexico State winning? Or will it be the mighty Bowling Green Falcons? Find out when the contest begins at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Armoured vehicle full of pub crawling Santas gets stuck in a Cornish hedge
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tory Lanez guilty of shooting Megan THEE Stallion in THEE foot with THEE gun
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Twitter is "a crashing plane with its engines on fire" according to the moron who set the engines on fire and sent the plane into a stalled tailspin
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
Today in history: This guy and his attempt at blowing up a plane in mid-air is the reason why you have to take off your shoes to get through security at the airport
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I must go my planet needs me
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: today is 21/12
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Tue December 20, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
North by North North. Sad: He will not be chased by a plane
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Mon December 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can you bring marijuana on a plane through a TSA checkpoint? Let's ask Laurie Dankers
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three wise men at live manger scene outsmarted by three camels
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go?
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The shootings in America will continue until the planet cools
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Fri December 16, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Inflatables are NOT people
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Planet of the Apes reboot canceled at the last minute
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Thu December 15, 2022
(HubbleSite)
 
 
 
Exoplanets with 1,000mi deep oceans may have been discovered
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I Am Not on Trial': Megan Thee Stallion Testifies Tory Lanez's Shooting Defense Led to Her Sexual Shaming by Hip-Hop's 'Big Boys Club...IDK what any of that means
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
The discovery of alien life: coming soon to a planet near you?
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Hotcars)
 
 
 
It's not an "airplane cockpit". It's the interior of an 1986 Oldsmobile Incas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Libyan man suspected of making the bomb that destroyed a Farker's plane over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988 is in U.S. custody after being tracked down driving a van in a mall parking lot
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Cracked)
 
 
 
On this day in history, 40 years ago, Airplane II: The Sequel was released in theaters. But that's not important right now
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) starts with songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 in December, this week's Birthday Hour, then Superman is on the DOOMED planet Apollo sapped of all his strength after drinking water which will turn him to stone
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The California Department of Transportation is looking for a name for their new Mascot (a humanoid orange cone) and is asking kids 5-18 for names with prizes available. Coney McConehead may not get it done but better suggestions to the right
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Knowing they won't be able to release a Superbowl single this year, the Eagles decide to release a Christmas album instead
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hell planet, because it's 3600F, is a way better name than exoplanet 55 Cancri e. It may even be full of diamonds in the interior, how cool is that?
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Wed December 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad: your evening Frontier flight from Orlando to Knoxville gets cancelled. Worse: you have to drive home overnight. Worst: you choose to do it in a 15 passenger van, filled with other randos from your plane, and live stream it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to build your own habitable planet with blackjack and hookers? You might need a bunch of ammonia, formaldehyde and gamma rays
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Herschel was like a plane crash into a train wreck that rolled into a dumpster fire. And an orphanage. Then an animal shelter. You kind of had to watch it squinting through one eye between your fingers"
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm on the plane"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Star Wars" producer Jake Kasdan afraid of asking Lucasfilm Boss Kathleen Kennedy to greenlight SW Specials because she can "see right thru" him, doesn't celebrate Life Day on her planet
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"There have also been shortages of key anesthesia medications that are used for most surgeries, and critical pain medications such as fentanyl, he added." What he can't just grab enough to kill every human on the planet off the internet?
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Sun December 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Please excuse Shannon for biting, kicking, and spitting on six deputies after she was kicked off a plane on Thanksgiving for asking passengers she thought to be Latino if they were "smuggling cocaine." Sincerely, Epstein's Uncle (AKA Chris Christie)
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
F-16 pilot blamed for crashing $27-million aircraft during civilian plane interception because he ejected prematurely
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian flight crew free now after 8 months in a Dominican Republic jail for accidentally finding 210 kilos of cocaine on their plane
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
JWST is now the planet's most advanced fart detector
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How ironic would it be that the once place where everything is trying to kill you becomes the one place that's actually saving the planet?
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
What's the deal with people and things trying to both enter and exit the planet from Ohio?
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NTSB rules that co-pilot accidently fell out of the open ramp of the plane. Putin seen taking notes
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