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Thu August 06, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So, about all those new-fangled driver assistance technologies for your so-called "smart" car
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Business closing due to fear of touching other people's balls
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The pains in the lanes can come mainly from the Danes
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when the biggest problem America faced was maniacs flying tiny planes full of drugs around? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just get the air jackoff lady from Airplane
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Silver lining - These days at least you can be reasonably sure your plane was cleaned before your flight boarded. Reasonably
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
With passenger travel virtually nonexistent now, this company is turning surplus A380s into the largest plane capable of hauling cargo loads of rubber dog shiat out of Hong Kong
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Protracted accretion of planetesimals ... and you have already clicked
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues its Triple Play, with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6 part Superman that actually includes Lois Lane
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coincidence or instant karma: the only NBA player who wouldn't take a knee during the anthem injured his knee two days later and will miss the rest of the season
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Company in Texas worried that Airlines might not ever want their salty nut sacks back on the planes
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Thu July 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sweet Italian grandmother makes homemade Pork Milanese, and thankfully doesn't break anyone's knuckles with a wooden spoon for wandering into the kitchen before it's finished
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officer accused of aiding George Floyd's death says charges should be dropped because he wasn't really paying attention and didn't know the other cops were doing anything wrong
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Studying radioactive aluminum in stellar systems is adding transparency to how planets are born
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, the Coronavirus relief bill includes $1,200 for you, and $2 billion for F-35s, C-130Js and the A-10 wing replacements along with $1 billion for Navy P-8 planes
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Blue Thunder, Red Planet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says he won't get on a plane or eat in a restaurant because he doesn't want to die
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Sun July 26, 2020
(24newsorder.com)
 
 
 
Holy shiat. Grok that picture. Those two monkeys in the front are totally saying, "You want some of this?" We can now add "Transition to Planet of the Apes" to the 2020 calendar. Bonus: the reason in the movie was also a pandemic
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
USAF says it is a TOTAL coincidence that a SOCOM surveillance plane was flying over Portland last week, and that those flights were scheduled MONTHS ago...really...they promise
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Astrobiologist)
 
 
 
In a conclusion reached by pure logic, volcanism is certainly behind growth of hydrogen-rich early atmospheres on both Earth-like and Mars-like planets. Mind melded
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The EPA proposes airplane emission standards the airlines already meet *taps temple*
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Passengers injured as US F-15 comes too close to passenger jet, although US officials claim there was no danger as the plane was not a US Navy vessel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FAA orders emergency inspections of some planes that had been in storage because of COVID-19. They fear sudden engine failures. There have been four incidents. Obvious: Boeing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The US Air Force is flying its most advanced spy plane over a) Beijing, b) Tehran or c) Portland
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We can see two planets orbiting our nearby star. I'm downplaying it, but this is big
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Earthquakes, birds, snakes, aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce, and Leonard Bernstein... other than that, not much
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump, on indicted child sex trafficker Ghislane Maxwell: "I wish her well." Ummm
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sozeb, the intergalactic strongman, continues to increase his grapple hold on the human population of planet Earth
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Mon July 20, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM). First - Our Miss Brooks (complete with 5 minute organ solo due to technical difficulties) then Gale Gordon becomes George's boss on My Favorite Husband, then Lois Lane finally gets involved in a Superman episode
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Putting jet fuel in my propeller plane? What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's newest bomber planes are 30 years old .. we need to build more bombers. Bomb bomb bombers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines sued for detaining black social worker who was accompanying a white toddler on a court-ordered plane trip. Facepalm tag stands in for many other tags here
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Sun emitting large campfire flares. The Doomsday Machine, Galactus, Spectre, The Midgard Serpent and the planet Mercury gather round, eat beans and sing "Row Your Boat"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Wednesday night short track action is here at Bristol. There are a few changes including different car design, choosing your lane on restarts, and extra lighting. All-Star Open starts at 7pm EDT on FS1 with the All-Star race starting at 8:30pm on FS1
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We need to realize that flying in an airplane will never be the same again
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Planet Earth is preparing a Mars invasion. Michael Garibaldi is not amused
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airplanes have always been metal tubes of festering disease. Now they are tubes of fatal disease? Pass, until there's a Rona vaccine
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Woman spots 2-year-old running across 4-lane highway, falling to irrigation canal. She follows, dives in to rescue drowning child. Of course she thanks God for save, but it was Mom Mode all the way
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter says Trump is a psychopath who doesn't care about causing the deaths of tens of thousands. The comments section is a trip down psychopath lane too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Passenger:"I'm going to kill everybody on this plane. Die in the name of Jesus!" Christ, what an asshole
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: Planet Nine on the outskirts of our solar system. New 2020 timeline inevitable darkness: it's a teensy black hole
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely better than typing your thesis on a ZX Spectrum keyboard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Killing Floor 2, Lifeless Planet & The Escapists 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: games you've gotten others hooked on?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Owner of parking garage honks horn at cop he finds in his garage. Cop does the natural thing by pointing a gun at garage owner's head. And of course the whole thing was recorded
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB didn't test players and staff coming from the Dominican Republic before they got on the plane. You know what happens next
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 has triggered the biggest change in the Navy's esteemed TOPGUN fighter weapons school, with new graduates being versed in the modern tactics of sitting in the barracks waiting for their planes to be able to fly
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United States senator discovers firsthand that airplanes have middle seats and, man, do they ever suck during a pandemic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The parent of Lane Bryant, Ann Taylor, and Catherines is about to follow Brooks Bros. into backruptcy. Levi Strauss, Eddie Bauer, Calvin Klein, and somebody named Shoe Carnival are getting pretty antsy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The dumbest movie of 2020 is a heist caper taking place on a plane, starring Kelsey Grammer that is called, quite simply, "Money Plane"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Air Force pilot pulls a Bart Simpson before there was a Bart Simpson. Difficulty: He used an airplane instead of a tank and a missile instead of a shell. Fark: No MLB spy satellites were destroyed... this time
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Curiosity Mars rover's summer road trip has begun, expect copious selfies with the Red Planet's Biggest Ball of Yarn and Uncle Phobos' Mystery Face very soon
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy
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Thu July 02, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot planets dancing around each other, say it might be time to queue up Hammer Time to welcome this discovery
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Exposed core of gas giant planet, like Neptune, seen for first time. No word on if this theory applies to Uranus
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
A Chinese satellite observed the 2019 solar eclipse that spelled doom for the entire planet Earth
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How does the paradise tree snake fly without a motherfarking plane?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Italy bans the use of overhead storage in airplanes as a virus risk. Your briefcase must now be taken literally
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Get the mayo out, semi truck collision leaves highway covered in French fries
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines confirms 500 employees test positive for COVID-19, at least 10 have died. United Airlines too busy throwing people off planes to comment
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure a solar eclipse from the ground is neat but have you ever seen one from a plane?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Infectious Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the 'BioVYZR' into some New Age setting, like planes, trains, buses, group activites
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fark it. It's a rental
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Boreal forests aren't just the planet's lungs. They also make it rain and pass wind. Wait, what?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
There could be as many as 6 billion Class-M planets in the Milky Way. We're gonna need a lot more than a 5-year mission
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida bridge infrastructure finally catching up to Minneapolis bridge infrastructure
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida bridge infrastructure finally catching up to Minneapolis bridge infrastructure
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Look, it's the annual "new way to pack you in tighter into an airplane" story
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Snowflake gets kicked off plane for not wearing a mask, being an attention whore
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CheshireLive)
 
 
 
The water main on Water Lane is a thing that douses by Springfield House(s)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart may be getting rid of their traditional checkout lanes soon. Still won't open more lanes so people can get through them faster
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No matter how angry you are, do not break a plane's window while at 30,000 ft
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Kyle Weatherman debuts 'Back The Blue' vehicle for NASCAR. No word if he'll be called out for mixing sports and politics and told to stay in his lane
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet's boss says full planes - with no distancing - are 100% safe as he eyes his golden parachute
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
'Mindless' vandalism in Liverpool on Penny Lane (made famous by Beatles song) as street signs sprayed over for being racist. Something about some guy charging a penny to cross a toll bridge
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute Of The Obvious comes a new study that shows that the leading cause of bad driving ... is bad drivers. Obvious tag last seen drag racing down the center lane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moon walker with his widdle rocket plane
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
One of the 4 officers charged in George Floyd's death, Thomas "Training Day" Lane, has apparently managed to come up with $750,000 to post his bail. Lane is expected to enter a plea of "Befehl ist Befehl" at a June 29th hearing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It is said by some that every major crisis in a society has one fountainhead who shaped and defined it. Here is Subby's candidate for the asshole who was the lodestar of our current nightmare. And no, it isn't Ayn Rand or George Soros
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Writer attempts to trash Tom Hanks, the most well-liked celebrity on the planet, and his movies. Since this is The Sun, you know who to side with this
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Saturn's largest satellite is drifting away from its planet at a Titanic pace
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That excuse didn't work at Nuremberg in 1946 and it doesn't work now
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW X5 was designed in two hours on an airplane napkin and it shows
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bombardier aviation deplanes 2500 more
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'Beneath the Planet of the Apes' was a bit of a silly film, but it paved the way for the franchise's potent allegories 50 years ago
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(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Man hatches a cunning plan to beat the queues as McDonald's re-opens, also appears to be speaking english
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farewell to a Mad Dog, the plane that Denzel Washington flew upside down
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Man brings some culture to Winnipeg
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DeSean Jackson: "Let's mic up the players in games that have no fans"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Did Hubble just find new stars that don't have any planets around them?
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Sun May 31, 2020
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Will Villanelle's newfound softness and Eve's thirst for vengeance and bloodlust help them take down The Twelve? Will the duo team up with Carolyn, whose own thirst for revenge needs sated? The third season finale of Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint: "The defendant had his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in total. Two minutes and 53 seconds of this was after Mr. Floyd was non-responsive"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC. The most common organism in the oceans - and possibly on the entire planet - has a virus in its DNA. Bonus: it's called SAR. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Whoever's Adopt-a-Highway stretch this is will have their hands full for the rest of summer
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(NASA)
 
 
 
What if NASA had a 3D library of planets, spacecraft, and textures that we could play with? Oh, they already do? Sweet
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Confirmation bias eliminates another fantasy: Planet Nine
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Tue May 26, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The insane engineering of Fark's favourite BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-oplane
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After spending a week in a vat of acid, Rick and Morty take the family on a little trip to a planet with a regenerating chasm of blaster fodder. Only one episode left after this in the surprise fourth season. Rick & Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim
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(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of season 3 sees Eve trying to determine where Villanelle is hiding. Villanelle is teaming up with Dasha for a rather spectacular assignment. Will there be fallout? Will there be resolution? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Officials now say there were survivors of the Karachi plane crash, ask public for suggestions on where to bury them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plane crashes, killing all 107 onboard. Coronavirus seen shaking tiny fist
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not the world's funniest joke: Two NFL players were on a plane, and one was assaulted
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls
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Mon May 18, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the planes at Paine to remain, officials explain
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Culturess)
 
 
 
Villanelle visits Konstantin at a hockey game after her family reunion in Russia. With all the dangling plot threads from Nico to Kenny, will we start getting some resolution? Will we see Eve this week? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch an Atlas V return the top secret military space plane to orbit at 9:14 AM ET. I could tell you more but I'd have to kill you or worse put rocket emojis in the headline
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Testing may be frankly overrated, says the one of the only two people on the entire planet who gets tested daily
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly, another semi
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ford GT40. Closed one-lane French road. Crank it
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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Tue May 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pickup truck fleeing cops careens across several lanes of highway, does barrel roll along divider, lands on wheels and keeps fleeing. With crazy video
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Mon May 11, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If the titles Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Eastenders and 'Allo 'Allo mean anything to you, take a trip down nostalgia lane to look at the BBC's museum of classic stage sets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another micro "car" that isn't going to save the planet
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Family reunions are good for the soul, and since Villanelle has had neither, chaos will ensue when she returns to Russia to solve the mystery of her past. Will Eve stop being a fan of Pitchfork? Will Dasha be exposed? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Secret X-37B space plane mission to allow drones to stay aloft indefinitely anywhere on the Earth. Yes this is SkyNet
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Fri May 08, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man killed by a plane landing at ABIA. Airport spokesman Bryce Obvious said "officials do not believe the unidentified man was supposed to be on the runway at the time of the incident"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Some people miss travel so much that they are ordering airplane food delivered to their home. Fark: Jet Blue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because, as everyone knows, the guys who blow up planets are the heroes of Star Wars, and they win in the end
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines will let you pay to keep middle seat empty on your flight. For a little extra, a United Airlines employee can come aboard and drag the guy across from you off the plane kicking and screaming
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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Sun May 03, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Eve is trying to have a happy birthday but Villanelle is getting a present. Will Konstantin find himself subordinate to the vicious vengeful Villanelle? Will the two women meet anytime before the season's end? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
How to steal an airplane. Or two
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these planes
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Simpsons showrunners respond to firing of Alf Clausen, who was sent back to his home planet of Melmac for labor violations
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Three crimes in one day? Those are rookie numbers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
2020 NFL Draft reached a total of more than 55 million viewers, with Animal Planet, Discovery en Espanol, and Sprout being the only channels not to broadcast it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Has Villanelle adopted a baby? Or is it another cover for her latest mission with Dasha, who isn't happy about being called grandma? And what the hell is going on with Eve? Will anyone go back to trying to kill her? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Witnesses say Aviation Museum's pilot heroically tried to save historic last surviving original Flying Wing by doing barrel-roll over California freeway. Authorities infer plane crashed because pilot did barrel roll. Either way, no more Flying Wings
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The AirForce is not some guy)
 
 
 
Desperate to get off the planet? The Space Force will begin accepting applications on May 1st
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Covid-19 livestreams prove athletes are human beings with flaws like the rest of us, and not god-like beings from the planet Fitness
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
So, apparently, young girls putting on makeup while lip-synching effete comedian John Mulaney is a thing
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines loses $534 million in the first three months of the year, or roughly $1 for every passenger dragged off planes by United
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to "shoot down and destroy" Iranian gunboats. Next up: sinking Iranian planes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian fighter planes intercept US reconnaissance plane .... to pick up medical supplies I guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A brief illustrated history of U.S. Navy "victory markings." You know, those emojis that pilots put on the side of their planes to signify a "kill"
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Sat April 18, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd has released a full remasted from original tapes PULSE concert video for free. Take a trip down memory lane
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplane flying looks like this now
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boeing think that now is a great time to bring 27,000 people back to work. To build airplanes
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip down Propaganda Lane
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Like, here's a mystery: how are the airlines staying alive after all the passengers were scared off? G-g-g-g-ghost planes? ZOINKS
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That's great it starts with an outbreak, bats on plates and aeroplanes, economists are all afraid... It's the end of the world economy as we know it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet flies within 25 feet of U.S. spy plane, takes Polaroid, and requests to buzz tower
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The National Transportation Safety Board has issued a report on the airplane crash that killed baseball Hall of Famer Roy Halladay in 2017. Turns out it wasn't the plane that was flying high that day, it was Halladay
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Tue April 14, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Bored at home? Better than being trapped in the cab of a truck, dangling from a great height, over a river, during a severe thunderstorm
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Exoplanet lost its gas, just like you on that first date, preventing a second one
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, health care workers, you might not have all the necessary equipment you need, but if you look out your window, you'll see some really expensive planes flying by
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the 40th anniversary the movie Airplane, so here's 40 facts that surely you didn't know. Yes I do, and don't call me Shirley
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron Vara wrote David Dennison private memos warning coronavirus could kill millions here and inflict trillions of economic damage but he was publicly saying there was "nothing to worry about" and the economy was not at risk from a slowdown in China
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your airplane is going down, and you want to feel closer to God, this is perfect for you
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Bengals WR AJ Green fully healthy after missing '19. Of course, nearly everyone on the planet is missing '19 by now
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Astronomy Now)
 
 
 
Friday's flyby of a strange planet is being hampered by COVID-19 precautions at mission control. Fark: Scientists are now sure this planet is the original source of COVID-19
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
For those of you who don't want to live on this planet anymore
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