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Wed May 23, 2018
(USA Today 10Best)
 
 
 
We all knew from watching Lord of the Rings that New Zealand's landscapes were otherworldly, but holy crap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another hopeless plan to split California. At least this one removes the undesirable cities of Fresno, Bakersfield, Riverside, and San Diego from the cities that are cool and have NFL teams
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last year in England and Wales 69 children were given the name Khaleesi (that's more than ended up being called Helen)
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(In the Mist?)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Feds Plan to Wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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(Computer History Museum)
 
 
 
Tired of Outlook? Want to take a stroll down memory lane? The Computer History Museum has released the source code for Eudora
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone has found a use for the dead wasteland that is Google Plus. Unfortunately, it's ISIS
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
People in Trump's orbit have become convinced that anti-Trump forces in the F.B.I. entrapped his advisers using informants to plant evidence about Russian collusion
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Check out North Brother Island in New York City, abandoned over 50 years ago
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved to a new city nine months ago; I've started building a group of friends, mostly coworkers and roommates. I turn 30 soon; no one is planning on throwing a party. Would it be gauche to plan my own milestone and invite them?"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Nick Foles preferred being second-string in Philly to starting in Cleveland
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah made a surprise cameo in Black Panther. Meanwhile, Jon Stewart is still waiting for his Green Lantern ring
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Amazon's plan to create 3D scans of people to more accurately predict how clothes will fit different body shapes might not work out because it will upset people if they see their true, lumpy self
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Until Mike Pompeo took office of Secretary of State this week the Trump administration had been shockingly nonchalant about responding to the fact that a senior Venezuelan government official put out a hit on Marco Rubio
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo asks every member of the House about the Parkland gun policy agenda, finds only 2 Republicans that support it. In other news, there are actually two Republicans that support the Parkland gun policy agenda
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Billion Dollar Show rolls on as Nakamura picks the title stipulation, New Day chooses its representative, and we add in two more women to the MITB match. Has SAnitY arrived from Planet Funk yet? WWE Smackdown Live 8pm ET USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hilarious twitter monologue about taking schoolkids on a day out. contains some language NSFW
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
An accurate explanation of how the Golden Knights did it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lava gets into Hawaiian geothermal power plant, says it belongs there
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if a river of magma hit a geothermal power plant? Well today may be your lucky day
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
CRISPR-edited rice plants produce major pop in grain yield. No word yet on snap or crackle
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An easy goal when netminder falls foul of the laws of football in the League of Ireland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark pulls up to Hawaii's Big Island, rescues thousands of animals from Kilauea volcano hot lava
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. Matt Goetz: "Jeff Sessions is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome." But I thought Finland hated the Russians
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel confirmed as Torturer-In-Chief and the White House triples down on "animals" fearmongering. I want off of this planet on this Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Drink away the pain starting at 8PM EDT
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with laying out hundreds of millions for Thursday Night Football, the New Fox lays smackdown on other networks and will acquire non-exclusive WWE broadcasting rights for over $1 billion, with plans to cross-promote on NFL and MLB
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: The FBI planted a secret informer in my campaign to make it look like the Russians were infiltrating it Reality: The FBI warned the Trump campaign that Russians were trying to infiltrate it long before the election even happened
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot in DeLand expected to be okay, expresses relief he was not shot in DeGland
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I've never really seen Steph ... use that language, but that's what the playoffs brings out in you. Don't do that at home, kids"
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Melanoma patients need to check their moles, privilege
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(Strategy Page)
 
 
 
Australian soldiers are now banned from displaying "symbols of death". What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
WB wants Green Lantern ring back. Ryan Reynolds responds (minor spoilers for Deadpool 2 in article)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Blankenship to run for Senate as 3rd party candidate after losing Republican primary, hopefully with long-standing campaign manager Guy LeDouche
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Venezuelan president Nicholas Maduro gives us a sneak preview of what the next American presidential elections might look like
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you've been feverishly waiting for Alanis Morissette's 'Jagged Little Pill' to be released as a musical, than brother do I have some fantastic news for you. Also, get help
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Hello. 911? They're a bunch of black people BBQing at the park in Oakland
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maeve, Hector, and an assortment of hosts head to Shogun World for some robotic cultural appropriation, landing smack dab in the middle of a narrative. Will Dolores return to advance her plot? What is Delos's endgame? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Vroom vroom ka-ching)
 
 
 
It's not just the movie studios that re-release past blockbusters. Shelby is producing ten new 1967 Shelby Mustang 500's. In a further torturing of the English language, each is personally signed by Carroll Shelby, who is dead
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
If you're in the Midlantic region, you may want to wake up a bit early Monday if you want to see an Antares rocket launch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the series shifting to Cleveland, will the Celtics continue to kick the Cavaliers while they are down? Or will the Cavaliers win and keep the series interesting? Tip-off is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That Atlantic article making the point that it's actually the 9.9 percent middle class, not the top 1 percent, who are responsible for the growing income gap? Yeah, bullshiat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's condition downgraded to "White House Resident"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Trolling a talking banana has led to the creation of a great new filter for AI simulators to quash foul language. Chatbots across the world may be made SFW again
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's Hearts and Hooves Day and Big Mac has big romantic plans for Sugar Belle. If you watched this show enough you know a horrible fate awaits him. It's My Little Pony - The Break Up Breakdown this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A routine embolization, even with general anesthesia, typically gets you discharged the next day. Melania's successful, uneventful "embolization" has kept her in the hospital for 4 days
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So much for the Pentagon's plans for taking over Iraq with this Sadr guy gaining so much power
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Everton's sacking of Sam Allardyce could lure Wayne Rooney, who had agreed to jump to MLS after being intensely "frustrated with Allardyce's agricultural tactics," back to England
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Open floor plans are awful
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Fed's Neil Kashkari says he is just stumpedy-stump-stumped at why there has been no real wage growth despite record low unemployment " A potential explanation is that businesses have somehow gained the upper hand in wage negotiations" Ya Think?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Your business landlord watched a viral video of you being a racist douche? Yep, that's an eviction
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "ok, who's the U-Boat commander" is brought to you by Tidal Road, in Kingsbridge, England
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Still wondering how those idiots heard "laurel" or those dopes heard "yanny"? The NY Times provides an explanation, and a cool interactive filter that lets you hear both
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is "having a bad" day then there is "being a gringo trapped in a Venezuelan prison riot" day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man stealing pot plant wanders onto live news broadcast
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto has been in the dm's of every female model from 18-25, according to Dylan Sprouse. Luckily, subby is hip so he knows dm is short for Depeche Mode, right? Dreamy melons? Delicate midrange?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Waffle House hero's description of his phone call with the president also best describes Melania's sex life with Trump
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"The largest parachute ever built for Mars aces its first test" Finally, the planet can skydive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why early retirement is all it's cracked up to be, so long as you're "boondocking as much as possible on BLM land ... free government-owned wilderness"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because when you think of Atlanta Hawks basketball, 80s B-movie hotness Jami Gertz is the first thing that comes to mind
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tuesday's storm was so freaky, it actually generated a tsunami in Atlantic City
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Today in "Unneeded Sequels," Zombieland 2 officially announced with the original cast returning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Insightful explanation as to why Democrats should not bother trying to convince the Common Clay Of The New West to vote for them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former and current mayor of Atlanta embroiled in federal corruption probe
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
"Cleaning while melanated" is now something that calls for a state trooper look-see. Members of a sorority cleaning a stretch of highway are questioned and their licenses run through the system
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Orlando Magic will have a lucky Penny with them in the Draft Lottery
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter plans to more aggressively exclude bad tweets from your feed and searches. Looking forward to that tasty omelette
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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(Some Lunch Guy)
 
 
 
Marketers present in-depth assessment of Global Plastic Insulated Lunch Box Market: sanctionative technologies, key trends, market drivers, challenges, regulative landscape, deployment models, operator case studies, and so on. Bring your THERMOS™
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(Spice Guy)
 
 
 
"New England, a part of the United States where every recipe calls for meat, vegetables, and a starch to be put into a pot and boiled until all ingredients reach an indistinguishable shade of beige"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
White people's bland food isn't just an Internet meme. It's a centuries-long obsession
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump-voting Hoopers Island, Maryland suddenly finds crabs are eating their faces
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Dear Oakland A's, when you come to Canada to play the Toronto Blue Jays, please tell Bruce Maxwell that he can't enter the country. Thanks, Canada Immigration and Border Security
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists transplant memories between sea snails via injection. Memories were reportedly of a square yellow sea sponge, and saying the word "meow" over and over
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
What do land mines and tuberculosis have in common?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Is this joke funny in Ireland?
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
There's a common reason for kidnapping in Germany, toasting in England and never pouring your own drink in Japan. Here's the real reason for the world's strangest drinking rituals
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jinder be unhindered by Roman? Will Owens knock Seth on his crumpet. Will Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have a spot of tea? Will Alexa, Bayley, or Mickie join the women's MITB? WWE Raw heads to jolly old England 8pm EDT USA
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carbonated beverages have been around for well over a century. So why don't we eat carbonated fruits and vegetables, or carbonated pork and meatballs? Finland's hydraulic press guy and his wife try them all, so you don't have to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania Trump undergoes kidney surgery, still has huge orange pain in her ass
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Has anyone noticed that a particular white nationalist hand sign looks a lot like the American Sign Language sign for "asshole"?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lois Lane has died. I wish I were Kiddering
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Someone is forking Windsor, England. Local officials don't know who these forkers are but when they find them they'll be forking spooned
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Ku Klux Klan is leaving flyers and candy on people's lawn, including the dyslexic one who hates gingers
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
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(Metro)
 
 
 
England braces for heat wave as temperatures expected to reach 25C, or 77 degrees American
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Wellstone's sons booted from board of his legacy foundation, after dispute about balancing outreach to the rural poor vs more diversity language
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers have succeeded in impregnating a monkey. No, not all at once. And they did it for science, specifically on monkey that received uterus transplant from another monkey
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam plan on releasing new music in 2019 because they can't find a better year
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because of course United would eject a black woman and her kids from a plane at the request of a white man
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant: Day care owner takes prompt action after video shows teacher telling kids to throw rocks at a classmate. Goofus: By firing the whistleblower
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Passenger boards wrong airplane and makes a scene. Spirit Airlines solution: "Everybody off"
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
So let's see if we got this straight: a Nevada resident who placed third in the West Virginia GOP Senatorial primary plans to "sabotage" the first place finisher because he once ran for office in New Jersey. Got all that?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seriously, Rudy...you're really not helping. Like to the point where we're starting to think you're really a Democratic plant to bring down the Trump administration from the inside and...hey...that kinda makes sense...hmmm
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the Eurovision Song Contest is using sign language and assistive technology to make all song performances accessible to performers and fans. Songs won't be necessarily made good, but they will be made accessible
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This week in the semi-occasional Saturday Morning Book Club, we present a bit of a dilemma: your boss is about to be stranded on a desert island...what one book would you want your boss to have?
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Average American predicts retiring at age 66. They also predict learning a new language, playing a musical instrument and losing 50 pounds
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lawmakers' plan B for a Mueller firing: Carpet bomb Trump with all the evidence. Open the bay doors, boys
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Fri May 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida: We had a sinkhole outbreak. New Zealand: Hold my beer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Miami airport asks Orlando airport to prom. Of course, it probably won't work out, as they both have lots of baggage
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Cleveland offered Amazon over $120 million to come to Cleveland. Also offered to ship the Browns to another city, have Lebron be the new spokesman and name the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after Jeff Bezos
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other MAGA news: After receiving huge tax breaks under the new tax plan, Harley Davidson is reinvesting that windfall in AMERICA and expanding operations here. Just kidding they are closing their Kansas City plant and shipping the jobs to Thailand
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has reached his final form. It's the debut launch of the Falcon 9 Block 5 with a comms satellite for Bangladesh. Liftoff from Canaveral, first-stage landing on a drone ship. Launch window opens at 4:14 pm EDT (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Friday)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
French family at Dutch safari park learns that reality is less like "Tarzan" and more like "Jurassic Park." NSFW language as several pairs of pantalons are filled with merde
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban Atlanta police officer suspended after police dash cam recorded him swearing at 65-year-old grandmother during a traffic stop
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And here's Angela Lansbury touching herself in the tub [SFW]
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After losing the WV GOP primary, Blanken is prepared to take the whole party down with the ship
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney was so worried about Tom Holland spoiling Avengers that they had Doctor Strange babysit him for the press tour. Apparently everybody forgot that Gwyneth Paltrow might know a spoiler or two as well
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New NRA head Oliver North wastes no time and says the NRA is treated worse than any other civil rights organization and that the Parkland activists engage in "civil terrorism"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man's attack on a 5-foot-tall, Muslim female Door Dash delivery driver didn't go exactly as he planned. With mugshot goodness
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Trump issues a direct insult to Scotland by banning Irn-Bru from his golf course
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cocaine Mitch just won Twitter, sticking it to Blankenship
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(US Army)
 
 
 
"Army surgeon transplants ear 'grown' on Soldier's forearm" With photo of the totally not-at-all creepy ear growing out of a forearm
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Royals start the game with 1B, HR, HR, HR, BB, BB, HR without the Orioles starter Dylan Bundy recording an out. Are they sure it wasn't Al Bundy out there?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
You sunk my Blankenship
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Melania Trump bullied by White House to back off her cyber-bullying campaign because it puts too much of a spotlight on Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for the First Lady: Oh sure, everybody loved this pamphlet when OBAMA's FTC put it out in 2014, but the minute MELANIA puts it out, the "opposition media" is all "plagiarism" this and "copied word for word" that, SHEESH
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Dear Presidential Advisers: If you plan to perjure yourself, that does not make an interview a "perjury trap"
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Have you planned your own funeral? Does it involve a keg and blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: The Cleveland Cavaliers have swept Toronto in consecutive years. FARK: Both sweeps occurred on May 7
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(Some WASP)
 
 
 
"It may not be an exoplanet capable of supporting life, or one with weird gravity-defying winds, but it's a fascinating one all the same"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Company plans to flood India with more beer. Lots more beer
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sure, proclaim Pluto to be a planet again, Alan Stern. Here's what you'll get if you do
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron seethes with outrage as he learns English will be the official post-Brexit language of the EU. SACRE BLEU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania finally releases her official White House campaign against cyberbullying as First Lady. Fark: She plagiarized it from Obama
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirms First Lady Melania Trump is indeed living away from the White House, with her parents in the DC suburbs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After Trump attacks him on twitter, WV GOP Senate candidate and felon Don Blankenship hits back "We all really like President Trump, but we know he doesn't get things right. He recommended people vote for a guy that was accused of pedophilia in AL"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prediction: Trump in 2 days says "vote for Don Blankenship in the general election"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Alan "Ackbar" Dershowitz thinks Rudy Guiliani is playing RIGHT into Mueller's hands and is making things WORSE for Trump. Perhaps Trump should replace Rudy, with, say, a famous Harvard Law Professor who helped OJ get acquitted
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bears are very unpopular kitchen island accessories
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns make 1st overall pick/Heisman Trophy winner/crotch grabber/throat slasher Baker Mayfield room with former Georgia player/decent guy/Rose Bowl winner Nick Chubb
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Situation in Leilani Estates goes from bad to "Lava is coming out"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bowing to modern times, England may stop requiring soccer clubs to produce printed matchday programs. Apparently you can use a mobile thingie to find players and their stats, and selfies are preferable to autographs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With increased presence of jumpsuits, vegan cake, and zipwire cameras, millennials are killing the traditional marriage ceremony to suit their agenda. "Weddings are now being planned to take account of social media and concern for the environment"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The internet's largest Kanye West fan forum is having some difficulty processing recent events in KanyeLand
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(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
How windy was it in Toronto on Friday? Let's ask the passengers from this plane, after they've had time to wash their underwear
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Infinity War director Joe Russo's advice for studios planning to build a cinematic universe: "Yeah, don't do it. Not everything can be sustained through a cinematic universe." DC, Warner Brothers, Universal, and Fox Studios: "NOW he tells us"
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns begin looking at a new stadium or renovating the current one which opened in 1999. The good news? The pennant flagpoles are all still like new
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Fri May 04, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NASA's InSight lander readies for launch to TV studio, off edge of earth, your mom's house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy re-establishes Second Fleet, plans to resume hunt for Red October
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC thread. Rudy walks back his comments about Stormy and accuses her of extortion. WH counsel plans to quit. Clovis out at USDA. Pence's doctor quits. Official start time 8 PM EDT - hope your liquor's ready
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Don Blankenship: Convicted felon; Job creator
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mammoth sinkhole opens in New Zealand. Balrog and Gandalf unavailable for comment
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski's lawyers say they were "blindsided" by the decision to expel him from the Academy of Motion Picture arts and Sciences, say it was forced on him, without any warning, and they were powerless to stop it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our work-life balance has been incredible ever since my wife's girlfriend moved in," gushes deluded polyamorist
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
After giving every warning possible, Pele arrives in Leilani estates. Mandatory evacuations underway. LGT drone footage of fissure eruption
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Thu May 03, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Remember when the NY Islanders won four straight Stanley Cup Championships and 19 straight playoff series wins? Me neither, but the guy responsible for it has passed away
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, Cosby, Polanski and Weinstein will just form their own Academy then. Nyahhh
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia offers AU$ 50 million in seed money to start space agency to compete with neighbors Italy & Switzerland
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hawaii just passes bill banning coral reef killing sunscreen products. Explanation for our British Farkers: Sunscreen is a lotion that is capable of absorbing some of the sun's UV radiation and thus helps protect against sunburn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Warlock Lord sends his Skull Bearer out to read to us from the Ildatch. Can the press resist the dark verse? Or will the shadows spread across the land? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400 EDT)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This just keeps getting better. Mayor 9/11 says to Buzzfeed that paying off Stormy Daniels was "a payment to remove personal embarrassment to Melania"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Melania to move back to NYC in 3...2...1
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The latest Revival League radio play has dropped: "Do Rabbots Dream Of Electric Cheepz -Pt 1", an Easter themed spoof of Cyberpunk & Watership Down featuring Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Neyman Jones, Carolina Hidalgo, and a couple of Farkettes
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Wed May 02, 2018
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
"Are you an organ donor? Nearly 115,000 people waiting for transplants." I'm not sure, but it seems article author wants you to hurry up and die already
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Go on a day trip to Mt. Washington? Cool. Decide to stay in a hotel instead of driving back to Cambridge? Smart. Don't make sure that the wife knows about your change in plans? That's one expensive day trip
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Is it possible Melania only stays with Donny in order to get citizenship for her parents? If they become citizens, will she dump the Big Fat Cheeto and write a tell-all book?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest flight makes emergency landing with broken window. No, not that one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands the Republicans an early victory, says she doesn't plan on going anywhere
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/2): Marvel finally realizes the power of a synchronized calendar with Avengers #1, DC previews the summer event season, A Choose Your Own Deadpool Adventure, and Tarzan and Red Sonja team up to debate loin cloth texture and melanoma
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bandicoot Cuddlybranch, this article does not contain "Avengers: Infinity War" spoilers despite Tom Holland's best efforts [Don't put any in the thread, either]
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz reluctantly reveals Trump might be screwed
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Tue May 01, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$50,000 of stolen Legos found in Portland man's home. Officers plan to keep both sets back at the station as "evidence"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kanye offended and wants apology for President's offensive language
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Finally a trailer for a DC movie coming out that's not dark and brooding. Just don't mention the Green Lantern movie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The iceberg plan from Brewster's Millions becomes real life
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Don Nelson slams Warriors' Chris Webber for selfishness and lack of leadership. Hmm, my closet has no flannel in it and I sold all my New Jack Swing CDs... perhaps I should invest in Google
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NBA playoffs continue tonight with Cleveland taking on Toronto in game one of round two at 8pm ET and The Pelicans at The Warriors at 10:30pm ET. Both games on TNT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Relax kickoff fans, the NFL doesn't plan on phasing it out for the 2018 season
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Look, so maybe it's not as good as a last-gen US plane or even a Chinese stealth fighter, but the Russian Su-57 isn't complete garbage'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GM to power its Ohio and Indiana plants with wind instead of hundred-million-year-old plants. Still using dinosaurs to power its cars
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Every major video game landing in May, from Total War to Dark Souls Die Many Times All Over Again - and David Cage's latest doomed attempt to make an interactive movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I'm a shark I'm a shark I'm super important to one of the oldest languages on Earth yeeeeeaaahh I'm a shark"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If only Michelle Wolf were as decent and respectful as Trump's supporters. Yep, that t-shirt's there. And that one. Well, I hadn't seen that one before. Classy. (Graphic language)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
100 years ago, two shipwrecks during the Great War resulted in a small Scottish island that buried the dead soldiers who washed ashore. The noble actions of those islanders will be remembered next week in a ceremony
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered a multi-verse. Subby plans to visit until the year 2020
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ypsilanti sees record cases of gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydia. Subby has record case of carpal tunnel from typing that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Missing White House tree solved: The tree was moved to quarantine, "like other plants or animals brought into U.S. territory." Translation: someone fished it out of the dumpster
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple plans to repatriate $285 billion in cash to US investors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Arizona will probably need a new Senator by tomorrow morning. Launchpad McCain heading in for his final carrier landing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Next-generation Toyota Corolla to be made in Mississippi, with promised $170 million investment in existing Toyota plant. There must've been some mighty fine tax breaks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Chief ethics lawyer under Dubya running for Senate in Minnesota, under the only party that still has some semblance of ethics
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Maryland starts enforcing road tolls. Some people have a problem with this
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends is hiring a new head writer. Requirements include "an understanding of fair and balanced journalism" ... and how to avoid it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why are you being weird, are you breaking up with me? No no. No one breaks up with me. I'm breaking this off, NOT YOU. Fark you, I'm digging up the tree we planted together"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Remember that sense of accomplishment you felt when you finally mastered how to drive using a clutch? Well, if you do, grandpa, please stay out of the left lane and turn your damn blinker off
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(Blue Origin)
 
 
 
The other billionaire with a rocket company is launching the New Shepard rocket. Plans are for a human flight this year & eventually to sell tickets to millionaires. Launch planned at 9:45 AM ET. Streaming starts at T minus 15 minutes
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
If Matt Millen doesn't get a heart transplant he's gonna be drafting wide receivers in the first round every year in heaven
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Sat April 28, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's voice has always sounded as smooth and dark as whisky, so it is about time he has his own line of whisky
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dirty poors go in the back of the plane
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
His playoff beard is Hall of Fame worthy. He speaks three languages and learned one from a chiropractor's book. He gave up medical school and went bankrupt for a chance to be a 29-year-old rookie. He is ... the most interesting player in the NHL
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
When planning a robbery, choosing your getaway vehicle is important
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe if you didn't nickel and dime us to the brink of insanity over every little thing, we might stop stealing your damn pillows and blankets. Ever think of that, airlines?
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
MoviePass has reached the Bait and Switch part of its business plan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Scammer changes mailing addresses for UPS Atlanta HQ to apartment in Chicago, gets caught while trying to cash $60,000 in UPS checks
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In cunning plan thought all the way through, Whole Foods opens Asian restaurant named "Yellow Fever"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Farmer's plan to sell land for TJ Maxx to be built is hampered by neighbors, so he dumps chicken manure all over the fields and warns them to get used to the smell since he's going to build a giant chicken farm if they block the sale
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elon Musk planning on building a cyborg dragon, finding Sarah Connor
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The tiny sensor measures just 2 square millimeters, making it about the same size as Drake's infamous diamond tooth implant
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
FISA court denied more surveillance requests last year than in its entire previous history. Wonder who they think they're protecting
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine to October, 1990, when Mister Rogers sued the Ku Klux Klan. And won
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For her birthday, Trump got Melania the biggest, most beautiful gift, believe me
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Samsung invents the mobile land line
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blank screen
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's plan to end the Russia probe just collapsed, becoming the third thing to crumble on his watch due to lack of shared intelligence
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Car hits cow. Ambulance called. Man, I'd hate to try to lift that into the ambulance
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wax Melania unveiled. I think. Maybe it was the real one posing as a statue
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hubble's greatest discoveries were unplanned; this is why we 'overbuild' our great science projects
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anzac Day. a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations". Yay, let's all get shiat-faced
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Coal Mine Killer" Blankenship takes McConnell to the racist wood chipper in response to McConnell-supported attack ads against him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey mankind, I have something big I need to get off my crust: I think it's time for you to start seeing other planets"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Firefighter catches infant thrown from balcony, is immediately signed to three-year deal with Cleveland Browns
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
And just because we can't get enough, here's Trump repeatedly trying and failing, with an inquisitive pinky, to get Melania to hold his hand. She finally acquiesces, and he thanks her. I hope he's sleeping with porn stars, his wife isn't having it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Obama heads to South Africa to see how the whole Mugabe 2.0 process is going. Bonus: the fake-sign-language guy from Mandela's memorial reappears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Custody dispute between two former Trump staffers includes the allegation that the moon landings were faked because of course it does
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What does a boat say when it jumps out of an airplane? Nothing, boats can't talk. But here are two special warfare assault boats and their crews parachuting out the back of a C-17
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
After the Parkland shooting, the NRA has been on the ropes, right? Just kidding, they set a new record for fundraising in a single month
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Boiling lake found on Mars. Evidently where they plan to cook, eat us
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Depending on what language you speak, your eye perceives colors - and the world - differently than someone else
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Key West residents welcome president Trump's motorcade with a two-word chant and two fingers to match (NSFW language in link)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's reaction to story about his real estate shell companies reveals that he has something in common with Alanis Morissette
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: " I have instructed the Secretary of Homeland Security not to let these large Caravans of people into our Country," DHS: *rolls eyes* Sure thing, boss, we won't let these completely non-existent caravans in, you can count on us
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thursday is Bring your Kids to Work Day. What do you and your workplace have planned for your mini yous?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix plans to raise $1.5 billion in debt to expand production of more original shows
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana health officials are advising residents to get vaccinated for hepatitis A if their summer plans include visits to Kentucky or Michigan
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey, remember, Nibiru is supposed to usher in the apocalypse today, so don't make any dinner plans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
England succumbs to Labour Party
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
New Orleans Pelicans clown ESPN's army of NBA "experts" - all 22 of whom groupthinkingly predicted higher-seeded Portland Trailblazers would smoke them in first round
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones has an apprentice who is about to steal his crown and lead the Kingdom of Derplandia
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(Brighton and Hove News)
 
 
 
David Gilmour demolishes neglected Victorian-era bathhouse in Hove, has plans to rebuild on site with "echoes" of the old structure. How will he complete the walls?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Homeland producer thinks the show needs a time jump in its last, inevitably dull season
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The fact that he was a large man in overalls made the subway assailant stand out, but the "MAGA" hat and shirt sort of iced the cake
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Parkland terror attack was all Obama's fault because he never gave the students Secret Service protection
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Land Titanic attendance numbers are sinking fast
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Republican Michigan senate candidate calls Parkland terror attack survivor David Hogg a "crisis actor paid by CNN" to sow confusion
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Fri April 20, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Leo and Gemma are held captive by Ruby, luckily her endless monologuing will provide them with enough knowledge to escape and thwart her short sighted plans.(ABC 9ET)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance from hospital, flips it over, ends up as patient in hospital. It's the circle of derp
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Pens seal the deal against the Flyers? Can the Jets fly away with a series win? Can the Predators lay waste to the Avalanche and advance? It is your Friday Night Stanley Cup Playoffs thread, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and CBC
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Sure, we've all done dumb things when we're drunk, but most of us haven't stolen a C-130 transport and attempted to fly across the Atlantic for a booty call
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is turning into your Grandma Ethel
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you wanted an explanation for why Career Suicide Squad 2 was delayed, here it is
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian chocolate company goes viral in Scotland after encouraging customers to 'Eat shiat'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Human beings hunting animals to extinction predates pollution, cities, written language, Abe Vigoda
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World debt reaches a record $164 trillion. Which raises the question - Who gets to foreclose on the planet?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP-Controlled Iowa Senate has stalled resolution congratulating native son Art Cullen for winning a 2017 Pulitzer Prize for editorial writing because his editorials were often critical of the GOP. Senate of Ireland: Hold our Guinness and watch this
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong settles his lawsuit with the US government for $5 million, a livestrong bracelet and his remaining testicle
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns GM: "Guys, guys, guys I've got the solution to all of our problems You know how taking 1 QB in the draft has been a miserable failure? Let's take TWO QBs"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland brings his country into the 21st century by renaming it eSwatini. iPalau and Dotcomoros expected to follow suit
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(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Lean Cuisine debuts DNA-based meal plan named 'Nutria'. Large, orange-toothed rodents unavailable for comment
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For its final season, Showtime's 'Homeland' is just going to pretend like Trump doesn't exist. Rest of us not so lucky
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review looks at the Starbucks arrest and knows what they have to do. Grandstand and attention whore. Double bonus: using "religious language because science is lacking" and "corporate Woke Olympics"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Sir, what's your plan for meeting Kim Jong-Un?" "Just get him in the room. I'll wing it"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
TESS's orbit is going to be the first of its kind, and this is a neat explanation of how and why. Rock on, you crazy diamond
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Diamond inside meteorite offer clues to destroyed planet, marriage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Donald Blankenship is hoping that getting his conviction vacated will make WV voters forget he's the reason 29 coal miners are dead
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers have proposed a $100 million emergency aid package for the storm-damaged island of Kauai. Puerto Rico wants to move to Hawaii
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a Pentagon briefing on the military situation in Syria, Senators of both parties are starting to think that MAYBE Trump's "Pull back and let Putin do whatever he wants there" plan may not have been so cunning after all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate wants the politics tab to go blank
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matthew Slater of the New England Patriots is a special teams ace, and he says they eliminate the kickoff it would be tragic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And you get your free coffee right after Bill Gates ponies up that free trip to Disneyland you got in 1998 for forwarding an email
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels is donating her affair pay-off money to Planned Parenthood under the names Trump and Cohen, knowing the President he will likely just try to claim the relevant tax deduction
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
TESS gonna get testy with a 30 second window, and booster recovery in the Atlantic. Launch feed goes live @~6:15 PM Eastern. Bring your friends, and get them hot and buttery, and bust out the popcorn (Launch rescheduled for Wednesday, April 18th)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a new religion that's all about religion being bad for humanity, and yep, it includes things about rides on UFOs to a planet in another galaxy
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in street after causing five-vehicle smashup because he's all fine in Westland, Michigan
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London's skyline to be transformed into Manhattan with a record 510 skyscrapers bering planned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire island of Puerto Rico is under a blackout that is expected to last for at least 24-36 hours, before power can be restored. 75% of the island still unable to tell any difference
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA Kepler's raw images look like garbage. Here's how they turn pixels into planets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ha. Stupid Libs. I *told* you Comey was a Democrat plant
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's check out the story of the Washington Capitals puck girl, first-grader Keelan Moxley
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Thus far, the massive post-Parkland youth voter registration wave has produced...fewer young people registered to vote
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Obama speech ever. "Stay woke, biatches" (NSFW language)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Because "Sex Compass" didn't work out, CamAnal was planning an ICO. I mean, of course
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is required to pass a budget that balances itself within 10 years; but thanks to the looming trillion-dollar deficits, that would require cuts the would be politically suicidal. So the Budget Cmte chair has a plan: Eliminate the Budget Cmte
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers find people with implanted neurostimulators are vulnerable to wireless attacks. Subby has three words for potential victims: Tin foil hat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Unicorns are real, and there's proof because there's an inflatable unicorn island floating in the sea
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brett Favre fumbles audition to become Gruden replacement on Monday Night Football, which leaves ESPN with unappetizing choices of Rex Ryan or Booger McFarland to call games this fall
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma (back then): Marijuana will never be legal here. Oklahoma (now): Well, let's examine this whole 'make pot legal' thing. Fark: Utah: Sounds like a good plan
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The two Koreas are discussing an official end to their 68-year war, crushing plans for that M*A*S*H reboot
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is getting bored with those first stage landings, ups the ante to landing a second stage using a party balloon
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(DW)
 
 
 
Brain pacemaker is successful, still won't make grandpa do the speed limit in the passing lane
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Experts shocked by huge swarms of sharks in Northeastern US, suggest possibly getting a bigger boat, or maybe just staying on land for a while
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, obviously thinking his cunning plan all the way through, decides that he will not comply with a judge's order to list his current clients
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Bracott" planned for today in response to nipple band-aid incident
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The season eight finale of The Walking Dead tied up a few loose ends, brought humanity to the last of the Trash Romulans, and still managed to frustrate fans who still aren't over Carl [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bipartisan plan for the debt crisis? Do absolutely nothing
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Be. Our. Guest to watch a behind the scenes clip of Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury recording with a full orchestra for "Beauty and the Beast"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Want to know where your favorite political figure is doing a graduation commencement speech? Make your travel plans. Here's your scorecard
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Research shows that many people plan for retirement by focusing on dying earlier
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