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headlines found matching 'Kleenex'
Tue January 23, 2018
(USA Today)
Kimberly-Clark to close 10 plants, cut 5,000+ jobs because you people are not wiping your asses as much
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Mon December 25, 2017
The First and Twelfth Doctors meet as both prepare to regenerate as a World War wages around them. How will the Doctor fall this time? Will the Jodie Whittaker tease be enough to sate fans? Doctor Who,"Twice Upon a Time" 9pm ET on BBC America
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Sun December 03, 2017
Do you sneeze out your mouth or your nose? Was told to always sneeze through the mouth but lately have been doing mouth closed. Thinking is, something in my nose is irritating me, lets ensure it GTFO. Kleenex handy at all times, of course
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