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headlines found matching 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are the most popular passwords of 2017. HA HA I CAN TYPE IN MY PASSWORD 1234pa$word and all you see are asterisks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert suggests that women about to face another awkward time in the bedroom apply the Sandwich Rule to get what they want from their man. Aww yeah, sandwiches
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Over a million Virgins in Australia are about to lose it overnight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently death camps were really bad places
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The goggles, they did something. Blind woman sees her service dog for the first time. I'm not crying, you're crying
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the Santa Fe shooter: "The real victim here is my son"
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to play 90-year old ass, a role he was born to play
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
👨🏻🧙🧙🧙 👴🏻👑 👩 😡 👨🏻🗡 👴🏻😵👨🏻👑
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The crazy is strong in this one: half-sister to Harry's bride, irked that she wasn't invited to the wedding, will host a full formal attire reception at her FL trailer park
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tony Manero has lost all his awesome dance moves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
This just in: Cultural parasite Kris Jenner will sue you even if you're poor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Free beer is usually a good thing. Usually
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
Woofday
 
A hero dog dived into a swimming pool to save his canine friend who fell into the water and couldn't get out. It's a wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's like looking into the eyes of Fark
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Convicted drug mule has 2 more bundles drop out of her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Preparations for the royal wedding: Carriages. Check. Jewels. Check. Caviar. Check. Removing the filthy beggars from sight. Check
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna poses naked and whiplash snorkel batcave if it's all the same to you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump praises his mom in Mothers Day message, makes no mention of Melania
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oakland residents throw a huge barbecue and invite everyone except the woman who called cops on the black family barbecuing in the same park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's like Mean Girls, only everyone is 80"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you shave your body hair to please your partner? This woman thinks you shouldn't have to, and now the internet is overreacting to her personal choice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cop Life magazine readers rate Kansas least fun place to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have 2 million dollars worth of meth in your car, don't tailgate. You might get pulled over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even Stevie Wonder sees it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A headline you don't see every day: Terrified tourists run for cover as robot dragon bursts into flames during Disney parade in the Magic Kingdom
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
Mum unwittingly buys penis-shaped pasta at market, cooks and serves it to her two young daughters, is so "mortified" she posts incident to Facebook where Britain's best news site hoovers it up
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mike Flynn took our money," claims (A) Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, (B) Turkish leader Recep Erdoğan, (C) Rapper Ice Cube. Wait... it's always C, right? So how can it be C? Ok, what the fark, people?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I'd like to break this. Do you have anything smaller?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Confused tourists are asking Notting Hill bookshop so many questions about the movie that they've put up sign disowning it: "This is not the shop from the rubbish film. So don't ask. We don't know where it is either"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New budget's sneaky tax cut for the rich: How those earning $200,000 are set to collect thousand of dollars. Difficulty: In Australia
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A 91-year-old man is arrested for firing a shot at the car in front of him at a McDonald's drive-thru 'because they weren't moving fast enough'. OK who here hasn't at least wanted to push the car out of the way for the same reason?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prostitute sues celebrity for exposing her to HIV. Celebrity's lawyer claims she should have Sheen it coming
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family forgets to check meth levels when moving into their new home which sucks because their teeth start falling out almost immediately
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary is caught wearing a back brace. That or she is really a robot and her rear compartment is loose
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Dear Kim Kardashian West, it is my culture, not your lingerie line
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you break an expensive wine glass at your in-law's house, should you offer to pay for it? Is it unreasonable for them to send you an invoice if you don't?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spring sale: Blac Chyna's club appearance fee drops from $30,000 a night to $2,000. Book now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These 2 mice say try the new Burgers and Pizza diet. Still waiting for the Beer Bacon Cheeseburger diet but will try this in a pinch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan takes down fleeing armed suspect with a move Cobra Kai would be proud of
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two guys, who GPS hates, get lost in Yellowstone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't take selfies with bears (disturbing video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plants talk to each other and inspire their neighbors to grow. And humans just eat and smoke them ignoring their tiny vegetable screams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Package delivered on time, driver stole my dog. one star, would not buy again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adidas about to have a meeting about whether making Yeezys is a choice
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China does things like Scientologists in that there "hit" movie about how great China is involves mostly tickets being purchased by party members. Everybody has now been fooled, I'm sure
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being punished by the Yankees on Tuesday night, Astros reliever Ken Giles took matters into his own hand, punching himself in the face on his way to the dugout after giving up the go-head home run in the top of the ninth inning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While class clowns' playful behavior may have amused their classmates in early elementary school, they plummet to the bottom of the social circle by third grade, a new study has found. Drew inconsolable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl who stabbed her lover five times during sex while wearing clown make-up is jailed. Remember, never stick your dick in crazy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's BFF Jonathan Cheban earns the 'Douchebag of the Year' award after he scoffs a plate of $1000 gold hot wings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lion tries to open a can of tourist bites
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to marry 21-year-old. I can't keep up with these Kardashians
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who never smiled or saw a dog has been memorialized in L.A. park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds half of Americans feel alone most of the ... hang on, let me check my phone
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russia now is using a T1 series Terminator which looks like a lawnmower that ate a submachine gun brrrrburp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The iceberg plan from Brewster's Millions becomes real life
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, this motorcyclist rides into a bar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yo, dude, a little help here?"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1. Prince is dead 2. One probably shouldn't eat stones. 3. I doubt the existence of Quinoa and Gluten
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What to do when you have more money than you know what to do with? Simple, rent out all of Six Flags Magic Mountain for your boyfriend's birthday
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thought you could reduce your life insurance premiums by vaping instead of smoking? Think again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos reveal unstable despot with weird haircut may have systematically lied about his height. No, not that one
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When is it ok to decline a wedding invite? A good baseline would be when you've attended 20 in the past four years, have gone into debt and had to move back home because of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you drink an entire bottle of whiskey on a $200 bet?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian neighbors put an alarm in their backyard that goes off any time the children next door play outside. So who is in the right here?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia laughs at China's "personless banks", launches personless loan sharks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyer falls asleep in courtroom. No word how many quaaludes he was slipped
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♬ Bye bye Miss American Pie. I got a hot model girlfriend and that's no lie. She'll be with me till the day that I die, which will likely be a week from Fri ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wax Melania unveiled. I think. Maybe it was the real one posing as a statue
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New app can now tell cannabis users how high they are. Tests range from measuring how much Cheetos dust is on your fingertips, to whether or not you laugh at Dane Cook performances
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels releases her first porn video since coming public about affair with Trump, sadly not titled "On the President's Staff" (NSFW content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston hangs out with some of her Friends costars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't sleep, Anthony Hopkins will eat me
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian man killed by lynch mob after shooting dead a Peruvian shaman. Talk about a bad trip. Warning: Graphic images and video
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Judge who was filmed berating a wheelchair-bound asthmatic defendant who died three days later after having had difficulty getting medication behind bars has decided to resign
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Amish country, woman in buggy killed by man in SUV in a demonstration of the modern world versus days gone by. Next up, tractor runs over guy with lawnmower
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3D self-aware robot squid that can be printed on the battlefield are being developed by the military. Which will be great as soon as we need sentient sushi on the battlefield
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greyhound bus that was supposed to go to New York ends up in Toledo. Everybody on the bus just laughs and laughs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doesn't somebody want to be wanted like me?
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is turning into your Grandma Ethel
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kardashians closing all Dash stores, including the one on Setlik III
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Thish, hic, ish your, hic, pilot, hic, shpeaking'
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Let Me Lead You Through the Darkness of Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson's Relationship" Um... how about no (no need to click the link)
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(News.com.au)
 
Boobies
 
Tuck yourself back inside side-boob, there's a new cleavage trend in town flopping around called the "underboob"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like Elvis' granddaughter, now 28, was a lucky winner in the genetic lottery
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who could be influencing the use of porn? Could it be... SATAN? The Vatican thinks so
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk fires all the robots and hires "humans" to get his Teslas finished. Seems risky
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian sex guru and his followers show up in Thai court claiming to know about 2016 U.S. election interference. Sure, why not? We've had everything else
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently offering tons of new shows attracts millions of new subscribers as Netflix has discovered. Networks gnash their teeth over shocking discovery. What about our 10 new shows a year strategy that we've used for 50 years?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children's clothes emblazoned with ENJOY COCAINE. Yeah, some people have a problem with that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Definitely a "one of a kind" sale
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania books appointment with ophthalmologist to correct severe eye-rolling incident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great, another thing you will not be able to bring on-board... remember The Pen is mightier
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say the Kanye stone-faced scowl is counterproductive in most social situations and doesn't actually make you look cool
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Barbara Bush is seriously ill with lung disease and heart failure, decides to leave hospital to be at home as she refuses more medical treatment
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you write #MeToo in hieroglyphics?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the dumbass who threw a box of homemade fire starters in his barbecue? He's been officially demoted from Dumbass to Crispy Flame-Broiled Dumbass (photos not safe for lunch)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fishy odor; cottage-cheese consistency; green, yellow and frothy; cloudy and yellow; red or brown. Do any of these sound familiar?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your fire is already burning, you don't need to use a fire starter. And it's a really bad idea to throw a whole box of fire starters on your fire. With video goodness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man discovers that it is indeed true. Crocodiles can't climb trees. Tune in next week for the next episode of "realities that really don't need further testing"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ack, ack... Ack, ack, ack... Ack, ACK, ACK, ack
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese police use facial recognition technology to pick out suspect in crowd and arrest him. Difficulty: 60,000-strong concert crowd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Playboy bunny, 83, becomes world's oldest lingerie model
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Tristan Thompson is caught 'cheating' on Khloe Kardashian, the pregnant reality star's entire family unfollows him on social media. Well, that ought to show him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's father Thomas gets his very own royal 'throne'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, cheese, pizza and lasagna protect you from brittle bones as you age. Fark: Only if you're a man though
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Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what the bigger story is here; A new type of chocolate that has been invented or the fact that Kit-Kats will now be available in Pink Panther form
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How to tell if your spouse is having an affair and what you can do to prevent it from happening in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rachel McAdams had a baby son. That is so fetch
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you guessed 4 weeks after the 60 Minutes interview before Stormy Daniels will pose for Penthouse, come down and claim your free issue
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blac Chyna is confident that she'll maintain her joint custody status in spite of publicly brawling at Magic Mountain and having chosen to name herself Blac Chyna
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Prince Charles has admitted he may never fit into a pair of "budgie smugglers" again as he approaches his 70th birthday. God save the eye bleach
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Notorious B.I.G. racks up a notoriously large hotel bill which is pretty impressive considering he's been dead for at least 15 years
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Giada ... Giada .... Giada Giada ... Jing, Jing, Jing ♫ ♫
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Fri April 06, 2018
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Doctors pull three-foot charger cable from man's penis after he used it to try to stop itching. That's long distance
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Sean Penn's son, Hopper, arrested for drug possession. In other news, Sean Penn's daughter, Ballpoint, arrested for poor writing and his son, Pig, was arrested for littering. His son Play is suspected of child molestation
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This checklist of 40 things will tell you if you're really an adult (Possibly Not Safe for Work content in sidebar)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the fake bomb she placed on a counter at 7-Eleven, the real danger is her mugshot that can't be unseen
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Those are my retirement rats
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High tech speed camera van is no match for disgruntled motorist and his umbrella
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines is under fire after a father and his toddler were forced off a flight because the young girl had been momentarily scared. Well at least they didn't put her in the overhead bin
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Sat March 03, 2018
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Razzies name Emoji Movie worst movie of 2017. :-(
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mama June Monroe stars in The Seven Year Ick
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flexible thief dubbed the "Butt Crack Babe" squeezes partway inside a claw machine to make off with some ill-gotten booty
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Sun February 25, 2018
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Fury at plan to burn body and medical waste to power hundreds of homes. Zombie power
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas high school teacher suspended after filming his students fighting instead of actually intervening
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Woman beats off man masturbating on train. What?
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal boxing trainer?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen shot in Florida school shooting gets call from Donnie. She says, "I've never been so unimpressed by a person in my entire life". She's probably just one of those tragedy actors who takes several bullets just to make Trump look bad
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jane Seymour, 67, poses for Playboy. Still a model. Still super (sfw)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Justin Trudeau takes heat for dressing like a Bollywood actor in his goodwill tour, we all need to remember one thing...he sure is pretty
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A study based on the seven deadly sins shows yet again why Florida has it own 'Tag'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Brexit news: David Davis says his Swedish robot lawnmower is proof that EU and UK must work together, Britain won't be turning into a 'Mad Max' dystopia and Brexit doesn't cause cancer. There, all caught up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hollywood's sister of darkness, a 39-year-old practicing exorcist and healer based in Studio City, declares The Exorcist a documentary of best practices. When Megan Duffy felt down recently, it wasn't the flu, it was the "Clive" inside her
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Scientists worried that with a swarm of 200 earthquakes building over the last 10 days, this time, maybe, Yellowstone will erupt and kill us all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig is ready for Madame Tussauds
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"biatch set me up"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ron Weasley learns how to parallel park
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Human beings could achieve immortality by 2050 thanks to advances in artificial intelligence and genetic engineering
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Sun February 18, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Museum of Candy opening in New York. Peeps to be rejected on general principle
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson fans demand refunds after attending the dope show
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally a robot that subby wouldn't mind having his job taken over by: The beerbot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are faking "Black Panther"-related racial assaults. This is not a repeat from the seventies. Bonus: One pic is actually Rob Porter's wife
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Road rage incident ends in the ultimate fail when the offended driver ends up flipping his 4x4
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland's move to ban circumcision elicits protests from Jewish leaders who say it's an 'attack on Judaism'
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supermassive black hole spotted feasting on 40-light-year-wide 'space doughnut.' Mmmm... space doughnut
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The good news: Slice soda is returning to grocery shelves. The bad news: It will have less sugar, fewer calories and real fruit juice
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Uncomfortable: Your mother has you take sexy pictures of her to post online. Fark: Mom is Elizabeth Hurley
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lara Flynn Boyle goes from Twin Peaks to rock bottom
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Burglar tries to throw a brick through a glass door and fails. So does the second burglar, but the first burglar intercepts the brick with his head
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Tue February 13, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
And people question her usefulness. Kim Kardashian invents hot dog sushi rolls
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Sixth Seal has been broken
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