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Wed October 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty two mile long private island for sale. Secluded location, well away from any trouble. Well, probably
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because the last Scooby Doo live action flick worked out so well, they are making another. Bonus fail: and Tom & Jerry, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like my plans fell through, Oh Lord, flattened in Lodi again
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson shows off new baby daughter
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-metre bull shark leaping into boat with a seven-foot crocodile lurking nearby? Meh, just your typical Australian family fishing trip
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to file an insurance claim that someone has smashed into your truck while it was sitting in a parking lot. However when the other vehicle is an airplane it's a different story
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's iconic red smoking jacket up for auction. It's something only a playboy would wear
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research suggests being able to see and hear properly may prevent dementia. So if we put in our contacts and take out our earplugs Kanye will make sense
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese finally invent the robotic tentacle
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science proves that nice guys finish last. Especially in the bedroom. *eyebrow waggle*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When someone is engaged they are betrothed. If they are dressed nicely we say they are bedecked. Generally seen as a positive state of being. But when a student threatens to behead a teacher, not so nice. Shouldn't they have threatened to dehead him?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: "TAYLOR SWIFT NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS". Today's news: "I am going to campaign with Kanye West for 2020"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that episode of Futurama with Fry and his dog? Man finds his dog after three years living on the street
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite claims he was murdered in the Istanbul embassy, missing journalist Jamal Khashoggi is alive but captured and being held in Saudi Arabia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic announces its first-ever 'Pride Flight' to New York featuring LGBT+ pilots and cabin crew, offers 'Smoking' and 'Smoking Hot' sections
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gary Busey throws a tantrum when an interviewer asks him about his experiences with coke hounds
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
Suzanne Somers champions the greatest technology of all time . . . the ability to grow new boobs from stem cells
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lothario hipster turns waterfront primitive tin mine into a lair to trap cats. Locals have a problem with his den of iniquity (interesting video possibly NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Goodman misses Roseanne Barr. Well, maybe he should buy a better scope
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Killer had admitted to members of NHS that he had fantasies of murder before meeting and killing 23 year old woman on Plenty Of Fish. In other news, Plenty of Fish apparently has real female accounts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you named your baby after Adolf Hitler, you might be a neo-Nazi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
University asks students to sign contract promising to not act like university students
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Performance review from your boss after several cockups. Very bad: Your boss is Putin and you're the head of the GRU
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Either a father married his son, causing a massive sinkhole to open up and swallow them, or TFA's headline is a key example of the importance of Oxford commas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Foodies know Kansas City for its legendary barbecue. Fans of Guy Fieri know Kansas City for its legendary 'chili-bombed' pizza, which is the usual pizza topped with tater tots, covered in chili, and further topped with dripping scoop of Cheez Whiz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fat and lazy? Try this one simple diet. It will shock the hell out of you
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cleaners complain about having to clean up used condoms and sick at A) a night club, B) a frat house, or C) the UK House of Commons?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German vacation ad is NSFW. Or is it?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Long commutes can be a biatch, even without the jerkweed in the seat next to you whacking you on the head for falling asleep
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student caught using phone in class. Do they have to A: Turn it off and put it away? B: Hand it over to the teacher? or C: Smash it with a hammer.?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lab worker catches rare and deadly herpes virus from research monkey, will now try convincing his wife he and the monkey were just friends
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That accidental helicopter crash that killed the senior Putin prosecutor linked to the Trump Tower meeting is still accidental, if you define accidental as the helicopter crashing into a hail of bullets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Facing a chaotic, no-deal Brexit, Theresa May urges Labour voters to ditch Jeremy Corbyn and join her "moderate" Tories and their "patriotic" plans. That's the joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glasgow pizzeria unveils "Mars-gherita pizza" to appeal to the locals' peculiar taste for deep-fried chocolate calzones, suggests you share it with a friend because it's extremely sweet and has 2,000 calories
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Weight loss guru Steve Miller calls for Great British Bake-Off to be banned, says show encourages overconsumption of delicious cakes and desserts, fueling the obesity crisis. We fill up, we can't slim down, our bellies all become round and round
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to OpenTable research of UK diners, real millennials don't eat quiche, or chicken Kiev, or steak Diane, or coq au vin, or bubble and squeak, or many other 70s-era staple meals
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Sat October 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Poop cult' leader cited by FTC for claiming her cabbage juice could reverse cancer and regrow limbs defends herself after one follower died, but will apparently not put "poop cult leader" on her résumé now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Words of wisdom from Senator Chuck Grassley: There aren't many women on the Senate Judiciary Committee because it is a 'lot of work' and 'maybe they don't want to do it'
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yertle family breaks ranks (possibly NSFW images in sidebar)
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Thu October 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cash Me Outside girl heads to Australia on her first ever rap tour... just months after being let off probation for grand theft. How 'bout dat
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Wisconsin - if you wouldn't drink so damn much, you wouldn't have to google "light colored poop" all the time. Hey Utah - start practicing birth control with your 8 wives. Hey Maine - you seem to have AIDS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan becomes a father for the second time. Despite all his rage he is still just a dad in a cage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you are the Under Armour spokesman make certain the Nike logo on your sweatshirt can't be seen while wearing it inside out, Tom Brady
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but it and a Hailey Baldwin, whatever that is, didn't get a pre-nup
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Tue October 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With Musk out, who's a leading candidate to take the helm at Tesla? Another four-letter word named Gore
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Mon October 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Food Network icon Alton Brown marries long-time fiance in emotional ceremony. Even the cake was in tiers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Midwife claims cold weather causes 'winter vagina,' where women's genitals enter a 'drought mode.' Is it dusty in here?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds speakers who go past their allotted time are far more likely to be uninteresting as well and that reminds me of my time as a public speaker, it was at an onion belt conference when I blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blahblahblah blah
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Charlie Sheen. You may remember me from such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly", "Here Comes the Metric System", and my ongoing battle with the IRS because paying taxes is for the little people
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pitching a tent on the subway and "smoking drugs" in it might not be normal, but in New York it is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dangerous crowd stampede in Central Park? Good thing Coldplay's Chris Martin was there to lull everyone to sleep
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Sat September 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After an hour delay, usually dependable Pizza Express delivers sad £9 pizza topped with raw onions and sour tomato sauce to vegan customer, who shared monstrosity on social media. "They were out of vegan cheese and forgot my pinenuts"
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NBC execs dislike her, viewers have turned her off, and ratings are at an all time low ... yet Megyn Kelly has devised a strategy where she can't get fired
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Millennial men say they must make $118K a year but the women say they only need $58,500. Right and I've got some ocean front property in Arizona
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says Halloween like having a giant skull fly by Earth
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Thu September 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White Sox pitcher Jace Fry's fiancée accuses him of pitching on someone else's mound
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We expect to be on the ground just a little bit longer while we have the ground crew check out an unusual buzzing coming from our number 2 engine"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles's cousin who ditched pregnant American wife for one of her best friends three years after their 'High Society Instagram wedding' is single... after new love ends romance. The aristocrats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man uses his interactive doorbell to tell deliveryman to put his package in his Tesla (while opening his car boot remotely from work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you play, they will come
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Outrage after Astros fan goes a little hard on the Beaver last night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When Kavanaugh falls, Democrats must face the next challenger: A woman whose cult inspired The Handmaid's Tale
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No, those aren't butterflies you feel in your stomach; it's a tiny robot with caterpillar legs
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beret-wearing student called Alcock is appropriately named
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Mon September 24, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
From hair of the dog to a plate of greasy food: Scientists review five of the most popular "cures" for hangovers and reveal whether or not they actually work
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(Daily Mail)
 
Boobies
 
Show at Milan Fashion Week takes inspiration from Total Recall. Maybe NSFW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody's here to wake up Hicks anymore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sexual misconduct allegations cause Panic! at the Disco
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six Flags offers visitors a chance to win $300 and $60 season passes and all they have to do is spend 30 hours in 2ft-by-7ft coffin for Fright Night. Talk about taking the fun out of a funeral
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan to Tess Holiday: Stop saying you are fat and healthy. You aren't healthy
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Sun September 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three drunk men, three drunk men / See what they done, see what they done / They all jumped onto a motorbike / A bus came along and hit 'em just right / Have you ever seen such a sight in your life / As three drunk men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Luca see, Luca do
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute concludes medical marijuana use does not lead to a significant increase in the rate of crimes committed. Well, duh
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kanye West wants Twitter to hide 'likes' and compares it to 'having to write the size of your d**k on your T-shirt'
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Sat September 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at *you*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
112-year-old British woman reveals secret to long life: a nightly dram of whiskey for the last six decades
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did you indulge in binge drinking during your college years? Well, you're screwed now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Auction of vintage Ronald McDonald statues, ride designs, artwork and more expected to generate a McFlurry of bids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Junk food junkie" turns out to be an accurate diagnosis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roving reporter for Romero Institute of Blogging and Social Media discovers that Apple fans are posting to the Reddit and the Twitter in vast numbers to express extreme satisfaction with the new iPhone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Google exec says we could have two separate and exclusive Internets within a decade: one dominated by China, and one dominated by cats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British morning show viewers SHOCKED that perky hosts land unannounced interview with Kim Jong Un, who was revealed to be an impersonator at end of the bit. "He's taken some time out of his political diary to have a world exclusive chat with us"
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forensic official who was fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses inside now admits there's a second trailer containing 144 bodies, which is literally gross
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It has all the classic elements of a Nic Cage trip to the airport: the pants are leather, the jacket is leopard, and the sobriety appears minimal
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've reached peak Taylor Swift
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten body language mistakes people make on dates. Subby is thankful he's married
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man thinks he saw a ghost on his child's baby monitor; that's the only explanation for this "glowing, hovering orb"
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Sun September 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looting the Family Dollar store is better because you don't have to get all dressed up like when you are looting a Walmart
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who heard Meghan Markle's half-sister Samantha compare Prince Harry to a hamster on his birthday. I guess it's pretty serious
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Fri September 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like a slow news day so here's Lena Dunham doing what she does best (not safe for work)
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katharine McPhee says the 34 year age difference with David Foster doesn't make a difference, as it's the numbers in his bank account which are more important
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bristol, England to become the first British city to have ZERO smokers. Also the first UK city to have a half million people on a nicotine patch, chewing nicotine gum, vaping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From villain Erik Killmonger to the Man of Steel? Don't count it out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A look back at Texas spinal surgeon, "Dr. Death," whose malpractice was so bad he got a life sentence for aggravated assault against his patients. How he had a career for so long using that nickname is unclear (not for the squeamish)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tweeting that your pet peeve is people being late might not be a good idea if you're a billionaire owner of a train company with a terrible record for arriving on time
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miss the New York Fashion Week? That's okay, it was taped. (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ESPN is why there is no TV in this Farkette's bedroom
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Monkeypox fly, monkeypox land. Monkeypox welts all over my hand. Monkeypox see, monkeypox say. Monkeypox first time in the UK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of millennials sleep in the nude. There's no similar study on baby boomers because that's just information no one wants to know
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John reveals her cancer diagnosis
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain launches Transparent²
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you talk good English? Take this simple test and see how much gooder you are than other English talkers. Difficulty: Daily Fail, so we're now questioning the very existence of English
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Sat September 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well scratch one dictator off of Trump's Christmas card list
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British ultra runner completes 112-mile race in 43-1/2 hours, while breastfeeding her infant son during breaks. You just pulled a muscle in your back reaching down from the couch to pick up the dropped TV remote (possibly NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley now starring in 'When I'm 64'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dakota Meyer is a biatch not a hero according to noted American hating liberal Bristol Palin
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sacramento couple adopt the saddest dog in Los Angeles. 'Benji' is now one of the happiest dogs in California
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shop owner accused of an 'aberration' after amateur restoration of three 15th century religious sculptures includes eyeliner and pink lipstick for Virgin Mary and baby Jesus looking like a Lego. Cecilia Giménez unavailable for comment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man accused of killing eight people by driving a truck into NYC bike path asks judge not to seek death penalty because. A) It's against his religion. B) It's painful. C) Trump's tweets
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pizza is hot, gooey, delicious - and dangerous. In 2017, an estimated 2,300 people had to go to the emergency room for pizza-related injuries
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The lesson here is: if you tend to drink a lot of beer, make sure you have a lot of salty food and snacks on hand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ohm MY GOD
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Instagram model sentenced to 18 months in jail after finding out that not all police act like porn films after you offer them sex during traffic stop (Not safe for work)
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moses may have parted the Red Sea but sadly he didn't filter it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ceiling crackhead is watching you squeeze your burrito
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After losing video game, Russian teenager beheads himself. Well, there's the problem, he's supposed to attack the other players
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sleepy boy accidentally puts chair on his back instead of his rucksack as he wakes up to go home from daycare (with video)
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Tue September 04, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today in unexpected partnerships: PornHub and Kanye West
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pour out a stubber for ya mate: on this day in 2006, Steve Irwin went to the great animal sanctuary in the sky. Crikey, it's been that long?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heavy backpacks will not harm your child's back, but whatever you do, don't send them to a chiropractor; those voodoo doctors are about as effective as a paper drink umbrella in a hurricane
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You look familiar. Have we met before?
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many acres of land are used by U.S. golf courses?
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hello? This is fish
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Sat September 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lily Allen admits she ... I'll be in my bunk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Skate or die by vehicular homicide
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate arrested for killing her two children had the damning "How to commit the perfect murder" Google search come up in her history
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Fri August 31, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Self-made" billionaire Kylie Jenner agrees to sell her cosmetics in Ulta stores, which shows what you can accomplish if you have ambition, creativity, and are a member of a wealthy and famous family that has no shame
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Diners and servers dish on most inappropriate behavior they've ever witnessed at restaurants. The first item has to do with Burger King and it's not that Burger King anecdote -- it's grosser
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Celebrities are now showing off "body modifications" that look like abnormal growths. You can buy them at the flagship store in New York, where it costs $40 to visit the store and in exchange, you get the opportunity to shop. Kardashians are involved
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the latest person pointing the finger at Robert Wagner for Natalie Wood's death? The captain of the yacht
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's go surfin' now / Everybody's learning how / Come on and safari with... ACCKKK *thud*
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Life inside Atlantic Records included porn, sex toys, cocaine, and a Rolodex of groupies. No word on blackjack
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Daily Mail lists world's greatest McDonald's hacks. If savvy diners want a Big Mac and fries for just £1.99, they fill out a short online survey beforehand, then fill out a new survey every time they get a receipt
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian officials classify small breasts as a 'physical defect,' receive more than a handful of complaints
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Note: The following training exercise will require a hard hat and an extra pair of underwear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail is on the ball with its "video games can kill" messaging
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out we are really poor trolls compared to the ancient past
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious, great bulls of fire
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Sun August 26, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
"Bridezilla" calls off her wedding after cheap-ass "friends and family" refuse to pay a measly $1500 for the honor of attending it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Screw you guys. We'll build our own GPS system. With blackjack and hookers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sleep well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danny Boyle quit James Bond franchise because writers wanted to make a Doctor Who movie instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the 'third greatest crisis is US history'. Trump responds: "Believe me, those two Crises are weak in comparison to me. Nobody has better Crises than me. Especially Crooked Hillary and the democrats. Sad. Oh, and NO COLLUSION"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bowls containing cereal on cereal boxes are shown containing THREE times the recommended amount. Why isn't Mueller investigating that?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pretty Woman drive through celebrates its 5th year in Zurich (possible NSFW content on page)
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How I Met Your Mother star Josh Radnor is ordered to stay seven yards away from his next door neighbors because he "takes his shirt off and screams at them" for complaining about his deck. Classic Schmosby
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts reveal how to tell real Greek feta cheese from cheap glorified salad cheese. Since they both smell like feet, odor isn't the differentiator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
As you eat your ramen and drink your Mad Dog tonight, see how much money these "celebrities" get paid per social media post (slideshow warning)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dolphins defense execute a truly remarkable defense against their largest opponents to date
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Need something to make you feel old? Kate Gosselin's sextuplets are now starting eighth grade
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Thu August 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently the Naked Ninja is the latest super hero as he stops car thief (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orgy Dome may be banned at Burning Man due to fallout from the #metoo movement. Will this be the end of all Orgy Domes, everywhere? (not safe for work)
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
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Medical expert claims there are seven different shapes of penii
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinking while eating is bad. Drinking water while eating is even worse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his finger stuck in vending machine while trying to reach sex toy that failed to drop, has to be rescued. He will probably not want to retell this story to his future kids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The pendulum of medical research has now swung against cannabis, claiming that it ages the brain an average of precisely 2.8 years. Don't like it? Just wait a couple months for new research
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin died without a will, meaning her assets will be deemed 'intestate'. Expect no R-E-S-P-E-C-T from her heirs
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Say what you want about The Fresh Prince's parenting style, he ain't a deadbeat dad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
19 Miss Americas call for Gretchen Carlson's head
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Mon August 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton: I might consider running for office to carry on the Clinton dynasty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Fletch-inspired season? Stranger things have happened
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Sun August 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman to company: Hey, these baby clothes are sexist. Company to woman: Those baby clothes are gender neutral
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Sat August 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman smiles in her mugshot after drunkenly cutting her boyfriend with a sword. She'll be charged with domestic assault which is like a domestic dispute charge only rapier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Proof that canned peas can kill you
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snake-handling preacher whose preacher father was killed by a rattlesnake four years ago and well since you're reading this on Fark...
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists warn a new tick causing deadly fevers in Mexico is heading towards the US. ¿Dónde está tu muro, ahora?
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists find it is physically possible to watch everything new on Netflix uploaded in past 12 months. It will require 8 months, strict daily routines, and no other job or social commitments, but it is possible. Hurray for science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump supporter claims Social Distortion lead singer beat him up during show in California over politics. He's lucky he didn't get beaten with a ball and chain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dane Cook jokes on Instagram about the 26 year age gap between him and his girlfriend, making it the first time he's successfully joked about anything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, consult a physician. Also don't let your kids jump on you. OH, SNAP
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prison etiquette rule #4: Don't put a witness in a murder trial into the same cell as the person he's testifying against. It may lead to an awkward situation
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
TLC picks up "Dr. Pimple Popper" for second season. The pus must flow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Portsmouth scientists claim to have solved the soccer penalty kick once and for all, say kickers should always wait for the keeper to move first
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Mon August 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stray dog adopted by American troops during the First World War survived 17 battles, saved hundreds of lives, and even caught a German spy (w/ pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever been tempted to moon a Nazi death camp and wondered what might happen if you did, today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Move over, block 'o cheese eating woman, this man eating a stick of butter on the subway has got you beat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Missouri woman lived alone, had health complications and a marriage breakdown before starting an 'intimate online relationship' with a man named Hendrik Cornelius. Mr. Cornelius then convinced her to smuggle 1kg of cocaine into Australia
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
A Kardashian birthday party really isn't complete until someone needs an ambulance
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Sun August 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's it. I'm never going in the ocean again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duchess of Sussex's father is no weirdo schlubby dad in a Mexican shack who drinks beers and lives on McDonald's. Narrator: Except he is
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kanye West admits he wants to have sex with his wife's sisters. Tag is for future family get-togethers
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Fri August 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pet owners are happier, wealthier and more fit than non-owners. Except the ones who lose everything they own after being sued by victims mauled by their pit bull
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you think you've been saying these common phrases correctly, you've got another thing coming. For all intensive purposes you're wrong. Time to nip it in the butt
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Thu August 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The greatness that is The Big Bang Theory could have been ruined as Macaulay Culkin could have been cast in the lead role
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four things you should never say in a work email. Missing from the list: ending an email to your boss with "I love you"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is everyone really having as much sex as you?
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Wed August 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pope Francis meets Sting, terrible puns ensue
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Watching 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' can make you a worse person. Here comes the science
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas grandmother shoots masturbating bicyclist in the chest through her door as he tries to break into her house. TA DA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Single men of Fark. To save time and TL:DR, please pick the numbers from the list that don't correspond to you
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Tue August 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heart donor meets recipient... that's just
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Mon August 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This new blood test can detect if you're having a heart attack, if you'll just hold still for a second, jeez
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In today's spin the wheel of random outrage: An article about the Rock being slammed for cute aquarium pictures
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who claims to have sex with ghosts says she's now in a serious relationship with one, and plans to have a baby with him. That's the spirit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Downfall of Shorting Tesla
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The ONLY known photo of JFK with rumored fling Marilyn Monroe which was taken after that Happy Birthday performance hits auction block 56 years after her death
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Sun August 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, not Colorado, is America's real pot capital with 21% of residents saying they smoke weed. In fact, you almost can't spell "Boston" without b-o-n-g
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Sat August 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't quit smoking? Go ask Alice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New stage production of The Diary of Anne Frank replaces Nazis with ICE agents hunting for illegal Latino immigrants and will be directed by a former writer on Roseanne
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother and her newborn baby cheat death after metal pole flies off back of truck and smashes through their car windscreen. No word on what was their Final Destination
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Back in 1985, a couple walked into an art museum and stole a valuable painting which apparently has been hanging in their bedroom ever since, until now, when it's been discovered after both have passed away
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Fri August 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fox says it trusts The Simpsons creators to handle Apu controversy 'in the best way for the show' after the character is labeled a racist stereotype. Seeing as how Apu is the only stereotype on the show, this issue should be easy to address
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your "James Gunn is going to be rehired by Disney" and raise you "Fired Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn WON'T be reinstated by Disney"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FFS, wash your hands, people. Possibly also your feet and mouth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Life of Brian was apparently beset by a squabbling cast who were more concerned about their own stardom than the success of the film. No it wasn't. Yes it was. No it wasn't
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are 1000 ways to die and then there is this way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only in France would rappers beat each other with perfume bottles. The authorities are looking for bruised men that smell nice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents find out their 4.16 GPA kid is gay, bail on tuition, instead send him for gay conversion therapy. Fortunately, the internet is $50K less heartless than his parents. Bonus: Leftover $$ will be used to help other kids like him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nutritionist declares that trendy vegetarian diets make people fat and miserable, and they kinda miss the subtle point on exactly why they are unhappy, but surely it involves lack of bacon
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Wed August 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blue diamonds are apparently the rarest gemstones on earth, especially when protected by grey gorillas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oldest public library in Germany excavated, dates back to the Roman Empire. And by the looks of things, someone somewhere has some massive overdue fees
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Morbidly obese, orange haired, carb addicted and social media obsessed is no way to go through life, Mr Pres... er, Bronson the Cat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesus' image appears on driveway, promptly anointed with 10W-30 oil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman discovers the secret recipe for ginger ale on side of can, finds no ale and no ginger in the ingredients. Suelaraity ensues
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Mon July 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study reveals what time you should have sex, have coffee break and ask for pay rise. Surprisingly, you shouldn't do all these at the same time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German scientists say multilingual liars are more convincing lying in their second language because their mother tongue has emotional ties that hamper being a believable liar. Which probably means my relationship with my Bavarian paramour may not be on solid ground
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kansas family has their assets frozen after Bank of America decides they must prove their citizenship
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian boy survives after being bitten twice in one week by a western brown snake. Peter Parker is impressed
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Sun July 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt always transforms his appearance to match that of the women he's dating
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ How lucky we am, living in a windmill in old Hamsterdam ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study finds asking for a doggy bag before ordering at restaurants means you are less likely to overindulge. In other news, some people still use the phrase "doggy bag"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you doubt the existence of something called a scutoid, this is your article
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Thu July 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to pick a fight with a McDonald's worker, make sure they aren't Super Sized
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
28-year-old woman quits her job to become a housewife, and it is complete with 1950s-era things to fit that job's time period
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe confirms the rumours that he's been hired by GRRM to complete The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring
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Tue July 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Current study finds heavy drinkers will put up with uncomfortable electric shocks to get their alcohol fix
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that crazy MTV VJ and host of TRL Jesse Camp? Good, because he's been reported missing and Police need help locating him
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Mon July 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like them Duke boys gone found some trouble again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman forgets first step in how to make venomous snake wine, pays steep price
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"[N-word]ish" is not a word, so please don't blame autocorrect if you text it
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're getting a blood moon next Friday, so prepare for everyone to rant about the End Times again
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue "Yakety Sax'"
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Courtney Stodden gets lip injections as she flashes cleavage in crop top during puppy play date. Seems like she should schedule these events at different times
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫I'm a model you know what I mean, and I feed my little baby on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I feed my little baby on the catwalk♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 43 kids found beaten to death in his apartment. Neighbors suspect someone got sick of him singing that "Every Sperm Is Sacred" song
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While there are legitimate reasons for removing genitals, "because they spoil the view" is not one typically given
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten signs you're dating a loser
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We're DOOMED, Yellowstone Edition
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sign language interpreter slays it at a Slayer concert
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Princess Grace's granddaughter turns 20 and yeah you might hit it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 5 enraged that his neighbor put up an anti-child mosquito alarm on her house so the kids will stay off her property. In related news, there's something that's called a mosquito alarm that will keep kids off your lawn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever had your teeth worked on and wondered what would happen if the dentist's hand slipped?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As the Trump-beheading photos didn't work, Kathy Griffin resorts to dead dogs in bid to be relevant again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man shows how to hypnotize a chicken. No word on whether he made it act like a human
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You would think that if Elon Musk was as smart as he says he is would not follow the lead of Papa John's CEO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While it isn't Woofday or Caturday the story of the Husky that helped to rescue seven abandoned newborn kittens who were left to die in cardboard box in the woods deserves its own day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maids of honor share how they almost single-handedly ruined weddings, including one who admits to sleeping with all five groomsmen
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professor who sabotaged a research assistant's career because she wouldn't sleep with him claims that the U.S. is "biased against privileged white males"
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Fri July 13, 2018
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One hundred people fall sick in salmonella outbreak connected to recalled Honey Smacks. Well it does have a frog on the front of the box
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows that dicks prefer type A. Whoops, that's "ticks". Sorry for the typo, but I bet that's a universal boner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Average Joe Farker, imagine how the judicial system would deal with you if you were caught biting and choking your girlfriend. Twice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Demi Moore victim of credit card fraud after man spends $169,000 on her American Express. Police on the lookout for Ashton Kutcher
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new book has revealed the wild early days at Google when it was a booze-soaked, hard-partying start-up. Sex, drugs and coding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Actress still looks great at 68. Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rocky World? Is that like a planet of Stallones?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So apparently peegasms are a thing now (not safe for work)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Because there isn't enough to hate about the world right now, Kylie Jenner is 20 years old and will soon be a billionaire. That is not a typo. A BILLIONAIRE
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Wed July 11, 2018
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If you want to know how a man will treat you, look at his relationship with his mother. Turns out, there are some warning signs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swapping seats with your son and ramming into police cars during a car chase? Unfortunately not a scene from a new Fast and Furious movie
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Tue July 10, 2018
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Details emerging from Sacha Baron Cohen's new show include getting Dick Cheney to sign his waterboarding kit & purposely dropping Sarah Palin off at the wrong airport
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After Kim Kardashian laments that there's 'literally nothing on TV that I like,' she's reminded she's on TV
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake announces support for England in the World Cup. Is this some kind of psychic octopus situation?
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Weinstein does the perp walk in cuffs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Black and white stripes don't keep zebras cool and the theory is an old wives' tale, say scientists. In other news, this was apparently an old wives' tale
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A whopping 326,000 Americans might be denied passports over failure to pay off tax debts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Madonna, 59, shows off her sartorial flair" in an outfit that does anything but
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Sat July 07, 2018
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I'm not saying it's a Star Trek bio neutral gel pack. But Species 8472 is
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The correct answer is actually "family restaurant," but we'll go with "crispy" and "crunchy" as a close runner-up
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie reveals her Australian accent was too strong for Australian soap opera, who sent her to dialect coach with orders to tone down her ocker twang. Crikey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miracle Milly copied and pasted 49 times in order to find out how she keeps such a petite figure
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FIFA invites soccer kids stuck in cave to World Cup Finals. Hey, wait a second... isn't FIFA in jail?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not unusual that Tom Jones doesn't dance anymore. It's not unusual that he barely moves a muscle. It's not unusual because he's 78 years-old and has had a hip operation, oh woah oh oh, oh woah
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Thu July 05, 2018
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"Oh, so you're my son's mistress. It's nice to meet you. Let me introduce you to my former mistress and now First Lady"
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Wed July 04, 2018
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Yes, you should ask your fiancé to move the wedding back because of the World Cup. That idea is sure to go over well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Superstitious behavior can actually provide a sense of control and reduce anxiety (knock on wood)
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant set wildfires destroying 38,000 acres... Difficulty: One of Trump's preferred immigrants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, parents who insisted their children join the Clean Plate Club: your grown-up offspring are now part of Binge Eating Club because you badgered them to eat when they didn't want to
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Yes dahling, Zsa Zsa's former Bel Air mansion is now up for sale
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman hunts and cooks iguanas then serves the "chicken of the trees" in burritos with avocados and sour cream. All that's missing is a Mexican Radio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Elon Musk to build worlds biggest solar powered battery farm. Stupid: In England. Worlds biggest rainwater collector might be a better idea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
West Point military academy gets its first black superintendent in the school's 216-year history
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is exactly what you mustn't say on a first date, assuming you want a second date. What have you said that's ruined a date before it began?
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fed up of being objectified at work, prison guard becomes Miss Nude World 2018
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Animals you should not try to hand feed: #1 sharks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"From Not to Hot" seems to have misunderstood the concept. That "hottie" picture needs a donotwant.jpg combined with eyestab.jpg combined with eyebleach.jpg
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Adopted woman meets her biological mom for the first time. Fark: She's 79 and her mother is 100
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's less than an inch long and known as a cow killer?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UCLA Professor, 47, gets too stiff during "recreational mummification bondage" in basement of 62-year-old Hollywood exec's LA sex-dungeon. Talk about mummy issues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dullard Duggar digs another hole for the family with a transphobic attack on jazz
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chugging a beer in one hand and holding a squirming baby in the other. It's the Australian way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The words "Hey lady, your dog just took a shiat all over the carpet" is not something you want to hear while waiting in an airport. The dog owner didn't like it either
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless man headbutts windscreen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Like underboob cleavage? Swimwear label promoting the 'upside down' bikini (NSFW)
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Thu June 28, 2018
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Sammy Sosa dismisses criticism of his lighter skin tone and says it does not bother him because his vast wealth allows him to do 'whatever he wants'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Balls in or balls out: The evolution of testicles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new online gallery exposes peoples' bad decisions, preserved online for all time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un fires another military officer. Sorry, meant to say fires AT another military officer
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
*smoke bomb*
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫Knight fever, knight fever, We know how to do it♫
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dutch museum unveils reconstruction of "crazy bulge" on Julius Caesar's dome, following up archaeological findings that Caesar marched many parsecs to Holland to lead Kessel Massacre
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It makes it easier when the crabs you catch are already half-battered, tempura style
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Earth's way of telling aliens, 'Don't land here'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's the weirdest food mashup you've ever created? Was it good?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
All aboard the bondage boat. 'Come' aboard the world's biggest bondage and fetish boat orgy where hundreds of leather lovers romp the night away in Germany (NSFW)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims that children today have more willpower than those who grew up in the 1960s because technology has made them smarter. Which certainly explains why obesity rates are up
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Boobies
 
Kendall Jenner is being body-shamed for her small boobs. In other news, people on Twitter are big meanies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to endorse a Neo-Nazi right wing politician on Twitter, make sure you tag him and not an 18 year-old with 111 followers, because everyone is going to point out how the teen is more qualified. Tough lesson learned for Donald Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher had affairs with David Bowie and Freddie Mercury when she was 17. Looks like they got away with it
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida white guy with guns kills his whole family. Now, how can Trump blame MS-13?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man looking to get a smart haircut gets dumb and dumber haircut instead, changes his name to Lloyd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Newly released video of YouTuber's final moments before his pregnant girlfriend fatally shot him in stunt shows that they should have read more books instead of using one as body armor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
YouTube takes aim at Patreon
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when you flip your ute doing burnouts but it's embarrassing when you do it in front of the cops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Psychologists say most reports of ghosts can be put down to sleep paralysis and EXPLODING HEAD SYNDROME
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At 60, Andie MacDowell is still smokin' hot
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
S-s-study s-s-suggests d-d-drinking f-f-four c-c-cups of c-c-coffee a d-d-day c-c-could h-h-help the h-h-heart g-g-grow s-s-stronger
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I'll be damned if I let him have the last word' said a mother before 'shooting at her 46-year-old son' as he rode away from her on a bicycle after an argument over her cell phone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Stealth sheets" can hide people and cars from infrared cameras. That's nothing. I had sheets as a kid that would hide me from the boogeyman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lara Trump, come on down - you're the next contestant on "Look Who's Complicit Now"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight in India becomes vomitorium after captain decides he's had enough of passengers' shenanigans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware the rise of the Frankenstein super pig. OINK
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail ALMOST manages to report actual news without a slant when a water main breaks at Mandalay Bay. Then they close with a reference to the shooting last year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese company apologizes on national TV for one of their employee's scandalous 3-minute lunch breaks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing you aren't doing right: sleeping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the level of bacteria in your testicles dictates your fertility. Heh Heh... "dictates"
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As usual, Apple has worms. Hot, hot worms chewing up your battery and barfing on your camera
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Multiple people stabbed after huge brawl breaks out on Coney Island beach. No word if the Warriors came out to play
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soaked Keanu grimly soldiers on while filming rainy scene for John Wick 3 in Times Square
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What is it, Cheeta?" "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah" "What, the leopard has fallen in the well? You take care of it I'm busy"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cam Newton, classy as always
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian skateboarding circus bear rips and shreds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Darwin hits a small target
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