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Wed November 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has one flaw. He eats ketchup with his steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farking unwashed masses - what is your food crime?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's more humiliating than losing at Fortnite? Losing to somebody wearing your jersey
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(NCSE)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago this month. Biology teacher Susan Epperson won her case at the Supreme Court against an Arkansas law saying that teaching evolution was a crime
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Tue November 13, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The winner of the 2nd largest jackpot in U.S. history still has not come forward
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo to Scott Walker: The idea is to announce the giant corporate-welfare boondoggle AFTER the election, dumbass
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana patients federally barred from buying firearms. Morons, alcoholics, and Floridians still OK though
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Duke leapfrogs Kansas to assume the number one spot in the latest college basketball poll. Duke sucks
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Thu November 08, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME
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Wed November 07, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach victim of voter accuracy
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Mon November 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of millions spent to move troops thousands of miles just to set up some barbed-wire fences, subby knows some people you could pay a lot less to do the same job and they'll travel for free
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kansas 'Kris Kobach akzeptiert weißes nationalistisches Geld
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Thu November 01, 2018
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas will require a photo ID to vote on whether a photo ID will be required to vote
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Hardees offering free sausage biscuit to anyone with a valid Arkansas hunting license
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
CNN's Jeffrey Toobin calls Kansas' Kris Kobach a racist. To his face
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Co-owner of water park with deadly slide arrested again for violating probation. Was working on new hotel room ride featuring meth, Xanax and a hooker he paid with all-day passes to the park
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Wed October 31, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach, the white supremacist nazi who has hitched his wagon to Trump and done everything in his power to legitimize illegitimacy, finds Kansas isn't warm to his hate
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon's "Red Tide Rising" rally in Topeka only had twenty-five people attend including the event's organizers and documentary filmmakers...but that shouldn't matter because he did stay in a Holiday Inn Express
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
All-everything QB Patrick Mahomes spends day off building homes for veterans, building 14-0 lead against the Browns
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Tue October 30, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Police chief tases woman as she's watching her home burn to the ground, then things get all Arkansas
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Stolen colon reward explored (Update: it's been found)
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Sat October 27, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas election official who moved only polling location outside city limits reacts to lawsuit: "This is what I got today in the mail from ACLU. LOL"
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Fri October 26, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas Supreme Court justice seeking re-election sues to block out-of-state group's attack ads. Super Pacs turn up leaf blowers, blast pile of money at her
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Wonder if the asphalt will make these things taste better
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Thu October 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas basketball coach Bill Self claims he and his staff never used improper benefits in their recruiting process, and Duke sucks
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Sun October 21, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's your official Kansas NASCAR thread. We'll have plenty of parade time to think of something witty to say about Kansas. 2:30 pm ET on NBC
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Sat October 20, 2018
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
America's Tornado Alley is slowly moving to the more exclusive east coast, will now be renamed "Tornado Cul-De-Sac"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas woman wearing cow costume arrested for shoplifting tells officer 'Suck a pink cow udder' Actual. Headline
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach, who is just one big K away from showing his true colors, blames the bad economy on poor people, so naturally he wants to make welfare impossible for people to obtain and thinks drug tests will help
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Wed October 17, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mega Millions hits record high of $900 million, enough to make someone an instant Republican
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Fossil remains of "the T-Rex of the sea" found in Kansas. How it swam with those stubby little arms, nobody knows
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Tue October 16, 2018
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
To get Arby's fowl sandwich, you're going to have to take a left at Albuquerque
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Mon October 15, 2018
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
As Arkansas continues to cut people from Medicaid because of the work requirement, The Federalist argues this is a good thing since they will never seek medical treatment again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breeland Speaks about how he let Tom Brady go to avoid getting a penalty flag
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Sun October 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The GOP has finally had enough of Comrade Dana's shiat
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Chiefs march into New England and keep their unbeaten streak alive or will Tom Brady and company look like the old Patriots and send Kansas City home with their first loss? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Chipotle tests new point-based loyalty program with customers in Phoenix, Kansas City, and Columbus. Other Chipotle markets will continue to receive the usual E. coli and C. perfringens rewards
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Thu October 11, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The Battle for the Soul of the Republican Party Is Still Raging in Kansas" but how can you have a battle for something that doesn't exist? Kansas I mean
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(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Arkansas sheriff forces everyone arrested to wear a Nike t-shirt for their mugshot. It's probably worth a silver in this year's Petty Racist Olympics
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Radical socialist kick boxing lesbian Indian" is: A) The name of my punk band, B) Something that a Kansas Republican said about the state's Democratic congressional candidate, or C) Something Trump just tweeted?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Before you accept a check for $30,000 from a woman in payment for your truck, make sure she was never on the Judge Judy show for conning a yoga studio
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Foodies know Kansas City for its legendary barbecue. Fans of Guy Fieri know Kansas City for its legendary 'chili-bombed' pizza, which is the usual pizza topped with tater tots, covered in chili, and further topped with dripping scoop of Cheez Whiz
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amtrak kills 20 people over the last 2 years. Also Amtrak: Hey, we want to be exempt from that whole "Positive Train Control" thing on some of our longest routes. Because what could possibly go wrong?
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Sat October 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 6 in college football brings us the Red River shootout with Texas vs Oklahoma. Alabama takes on Arkansas, Notre Dame goes up again Vermont and Wisconsin tries to keep Nebraska winless. These games and many more starting at Noon ET
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Fri October 05, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas Sen. John Boozman supports Bart O'Kavanaugh, and not just for keg stands. Heh, Boozman
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Wed October 03, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You'd think a police officer would know better than to send his wife divorce papers downloaded from the internet with a forged signature of a judge who doesn't exist. Then again, this is Arkansas
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Tue October 02, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Mysterious hole in Arkansas shoots out flames for 40 minutes. Finish this tagline in the comments
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Sat September 29, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's week 5 in college football. How many points will Alabama score on ULL? Who will win between Georgia and Tennessee? What about Clemson vs Syracuse and Texas vs Kansas? All these games and more starting at Noon ET
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
SportsByBrooks just posted something on Twitter for the first time in five years
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Navy to christen littoral combat ship USS Kansas City on Saturday. The ship is expected to win major battles once every 30 years but lose important skirmishes in its home port on a regular basis. Its main weapon is a gigantic plume of hickory smoke
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Mon September 17, 2018
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
We want to let everybody know that Dorothy Gale has never killed any of us with her house
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Sun September 16, 2018
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Sorry, a birth certificate isn't sufficient proof of citizenship. Do you have a family Bible instead?
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
The Chargers' record continues to be unblemished by success
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Local legislators asked if they support Kansas's Kris Kobach for governor: "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas State Objections Board, staffed entirely by Republicans, rules being charged with election perjury shouldn't prevent Republican candidate from running for office
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Sat September 08, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
7th annual World Championship Squirrel Cookoff kicks off in Arkansas. "Contestants will face challenges like not knowing the age of the squirrel"
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Former governor of Kansas endorses Democrat Laura Kelly over Kris Kobach. Difficulty: Former Republican governor
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Police searching for man connected to string of rooftop burglaries. What he wants with a bunch of rooftops is still unknown
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kansas Supreme Court decides the best place for Kris Kobach is in front of a grand jury investigation
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Richard Jones sues Kansas for over $1M compensation for 17 years he spent in prison because he was confused with a similar-looking guy. Will use the money to kickstart his "ED-209" program so this doesn't happen again
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
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Kansas City is training its mounted police unit to respond to a T. Rex invasion
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Mon August 20, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night will keep a mailman from their appointed grounds, but a snake wrapped around your mailbox will
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Sun August 19, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lost civilization discovered in Kansas. In other news, Kansas once had civilization
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welp, it's time for your regularly scheduled installation of an 8.5 foot tall bronze statue of Baphomet on the Arkansas Capitol grounds to illustrate to the Dominionists why church and state should remain separate
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump administration sued for allowing Arkansas to impose Medicaid work requirements
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Measles outbreak in 21 states, over 100 cases reported. If only there were some way to prevent this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kobach officially wins nomination for Kansas governor as his opponent concedes
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Tue August 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Kansas City Chief released from prison after serving five months of year-long sentence
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach ruins everything
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Fri August 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach agrees to recuse himself from vote recount
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(Some Rag)
 
 
 
Meet the latest Republican offering for subby's neighborhood
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach's lead drops from 191 to 91 in the gubernatorial primary
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Thu August 09, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Ex-MMA fighter Sharice Davids could become the first lesbian Native American congresswoman. Cool tag surfs in on a blue wave
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Wed August 08, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Petition could increase Arkansas' minimum wage to $11, lead to dreams of a double-wide
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I mean, at this point would you really expect Kansas' Kris Kobach to recuse himself as overseer in his own recount?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump states Republicans are NOT being clobbered in House races. So if it rains or you are feeling a little yucky in November no reason to bother voting Republicans
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Kansas gubernatorial candidate Kris Korbach's campaign vehicle is an American flag wrapped Jeep Wrangler with a mounted .50 caliber machine gun and a Donald Trump bobblehead hood ornament
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the GOP primary for Kansas' 4th District yesterday, Ron Estes won the nomination. In related news: In the GOP primary for Kansas' 4th District yesterday, Ron Estes lost the nomination
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach leading by 191 votes in primary with 8-10,000 provisional ballots left to count, disqualify
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Tue August 07, 2018
(PBS)
 
 
 
Voters in Washington, Missouri, Kansas, and Michigan take to the polls in the latest series of contentious, must-win primaries. Will moderate Republicans trump the alt-right? Will Socialism surge? Polls open at 7AM ET at close at 10PM ET
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Mon August 06, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach's links to white nationalism and long-running efforts to suppress minority votes aren't likely to hurt him in the eyes of Kansas voters. Gosh, I wonder why that is?
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Sun August 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "We have long sought to be a rich society while failing to discuss the idea of a good society"
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Fri August 03, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Vote suppression enthusiast Kris Kobach may become Brownbackistan's next governor
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chris Rock to star in 'Fargo' season 4 and thankfully he won't be attempting a Minnesota accent
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Arkansas man tried to steal jet to go to concert: Police. Stealing a time machine might have been a better idea
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate's new ad has an unapologetically economic populist and progressive message as he tries to win a seat in the New York borough of...wait...suburban Kansas?
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Kansas's Kris Kobach displays tremendous grassroots support in campaign finance record that reveals his running mate loaned him almost all of his money
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Mon July 30, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kansas family has their assets frozen after Bank of America decides they must prove their citizenship
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Sun July 29, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colorado prankster turns GOP billboard into Russian symbol fest. Luckily, it's in Trump country where those who would like America to turn into Russia live
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Fri July 27, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Lucifer' the dog saves owner from burning home - or so he would have you believe
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Sat July 21, 2018
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
How dare you bring up where I get my money from: GOP candidate
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Interesting trove of memorabilia found in old file cabinets during renovation of Tulsa's 40-year-old arena. If you find ELP, Kansas, Rufus and Bootsy's Rubber Band, and Meat Loaf concert riders interesting, that is
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