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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ohio, Nevada, Arizona, Nebraska, Georgia, Iowa, Utah, Arkansas, Texas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Private GOP polls show some uncomfortable truths for Trump
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi votes to change its flag and that's that, all Confederate symbols are gone from US state flags.....except for the "hidden" ones on Florida, Alabama, Arkansas', oh and the fact that Georgia still uses the ACTUAL official flag of the CSA
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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Tue June 30, 2020
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
The most searched word in your state on dictionary.com between March and May had something to do with the pandemic, unless you live in Missouri
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's diamond-finding season in Arkansas, again
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dust in the Wind may reach Kansas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Patrick Mahomes wants Patrick Mahomes gets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas Tyson plant forced to remain open to feed China faced with a new dilemma as 200 workers test positive for Coronavirus and China refuses to accept their chicken imports
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you cut off a memorial sign honoring a black man who was lynched by racists in 1882 from a pole in a Kansas City park and threw said sign off a cliff, lots of folks would like a word with you
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kansas's Kris Kobach carries lots of guns for personal protection. Or he did until they got stolen from his truck
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump leads by 2 points. Fark: in Arkansas
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Thu June 11, 2020
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Whoever had escaped alligators on the loose in Kansas in your 2020 disaster pool, come collect your prize
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Tue June 02, 2020
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
In case you think things are only happening in the big cities, here are Arkansas police opening fire on kneeling protesters
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo will not run. Magnifico-o-o-o-o
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
100 years ago in Kansas City, a pandemic birthed greatness in a new league
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP asking "What's the matter with Kansas?'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There were few arrests or looting during the demonstrations in Kansas City yesterday. Wonder why? Maybe because the police and protesters were on the same side
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Thu May 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tennessee to stop volunteering the names and addresses of COVID-19 patients to first responders, continuing to prove the South will never truly rise again
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
There's sales at Penney's ("repeat" tag still WFH)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas is one of only a handful of states in the country that assigns identical number combinations to multiple license plates. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Thieves break into concession stand at Arkansas sports complex, use it as personal kitchen
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Allen West injured in motorcycle accident, batcycle taken in for repairs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Big pool party in Arkansas follow-up: What's your vector, Victor?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Luke DeCock upset with new NCAA enforcement process, having to go through life with very unfortunate name
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
London calling other areas to let them know Pompeo is trying to fundraise for a potential 2024 run at the presidency
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hundreds of mysterious crop circles suddenly appear all over the country. I'm saying it's aliens
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This whole Trump thing might end up being a self-correcting problem after all
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos, literally the f*cking worst
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Fri May 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
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Exclusive, tuxedo-only gala held at the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kansas' vacant Senate seat may go blue thanks to Kris Kobach getting the Republican nomination. "All the whores and politicians and Mitch McConnell will look up and shout 'Save us'... and Mike Pompeo looks down and whispers 'No.'"
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Wed May 13, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This sweet foster dog put the "Mother" in "Mother's Day" when she surprised everyone by giving birth on Sunday. Please welcome Chloe and her six beautiful babies to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Pickup truck fleeing cops careens across several lanes of highway, does barrel roll along divider, lands on wheels and keeps fleeing. With crazy video
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: coronavirus rates are dropping rapidly. WH task force data: about that
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Man who wanted to fight his wife with sword demands she get a psychological evaluation
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Sun May 10, 2020
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
Duke's Arkansas sucks
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Fri May 08, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Church files lawsuit to end social gathering limit, fails to appreciate irony of its name
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tennesses, LSU, Kentucky, Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, Texas A&M, South Carolina, and Arkansas all announce plans to bring students back to campus this fall. You know why this is under the Sports tab
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Arkansas to host first socially distanced live U.S. concert after COVID-19, so get your tickets now for Jim-Jones-a-palooza
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What if the country reopened and nobody came?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Just when you thought things couldn't get stranger, I bring you the #peeyourpantschallenge
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are now slight favorites for gaining control of the Senate, worry not though they'll find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian Group: When you say you want to 'track Covid-19', you are doing what Hitler did to the Jews. LOL, Wut?
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kansas City goes out and gets a Taco
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kansas court decides voters don't have to prove they're white in order to vote
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? In Crawford County, Kansas it's probably to add to the casualty count of The Fried Chicken War
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas City, Kansas public schools to hold graduations at drive-in movie theater
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas Democrats triple turnout from the 2016 presidential caucus after switching to all mail-in primary
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Tue April 28, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs punter is just Dustin the wind
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump told me it was safe to drink bleach," says Kansas man Dustin DeWinde
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Some Kansan)
 
 
 
Kansas politician claims state has fewer COVID-19 cases because "people have a better immunity out here". Also, fewer brain cells, more foots in mouths
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Thu April 23, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
No, not that Baskin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Way to go Arkansas. You're finally number one in something besides teen pregnancy
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Idiocy wins again
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's to you, farmer Ryan Cranney of Idaho, for giving away 2 million potatoes to anyone in need
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas dentists using 3D printers to create swabs needed for COVID-19 tests is no longer a plot line from a failed SyFy series
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hairstylists wish you'd stop asking them to break the law and cut your hair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin'
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Sun April 12, 2020
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Looks like we aren't going to Easter service in Kansas anymore
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Sat April 11, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Churches claim that their parishioners are being quarantined "for being Christian"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature overrides governors order limiting religious services to no more than 10 people. State's top doctor unleashes a public shaming on lawmakers, forgetting that local politicians have no shame
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you know COBOL? If so, you are desperately needed to help process unemployment claims. You should also schedule a colonoscopy soon
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas legislature votes to to test Easter's resurrection powers as a COVID-19 treatment
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
HOA realizes it's not CDC, backs down on demanding members reveal COVID status
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas man accused of exaggerating nonexistent medical credentials to perform autopsies and swindle bereaved families sees opportunity in body count amassed by COVID-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The only hospital for miles around was losing money, so it closed. You know how it is. Good luck with the pandemic
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
This IS serious: Missouri trying to force stubborn Bass Pro Shops to close
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
75% percent of the country is under shelter in place orders. Including basically every single population center
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Sat March 28, 2020
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas finally joins the civilized world, announces statewide stay-at-home order due to coronavirus pandemic
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Bullwinkle still loitering in Nebraska in search of Rocky, or he has realized Nebraska has no moose hunting season
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Fri March 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
2020 Part II: The Tornadoing
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Thu March 26, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Livers, Wagner evaluating NBA draft options. No comment from Kidneys or Verdi
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When quarantined, the Italians started singing on balconies. Kansas City started chugging beer
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has essentially eliminated insanity, which means that Trump supporters must now be regarded as self-aware and cognizant of their own actions
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Heartland Institute, the leading climate change denying organization that got its start denying cigarettes' health effects, has laid off half its staff and fired its president due to financial strain
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In the biggest PR disaster to hit Manhattan, Kansas, since EcoKat, county commissioner says COVID-19 isn't a problem because there aren't many Chinese people there
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bar owner wants to help employees out of work after coronavirus shuts him down, realizes he can sell his sealed alcohol bottles to walk-ups and use the money to give his workers interest-free loans
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Move over roses, an Arkansas florist has created a toilet paper bouquet for the Coronavirus scare and its selling out across the country after going viral
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is back and it's infecting all of Asia, hey now, hey now, Coronavirus is back
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Tue March 17, 2020
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kansas: School's Out. Wait, I thought that was Alice Cooper?
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Thu March 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Ten, SEC and American Athletic Conferences cancel conference tournaments due to COVID-19. Still unknown who's going to be sent to the NCAA tournament to beat Duke
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Tue March 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Missouri wants everyone to believe only one person was mistakenly turned away from the polls today and that person just happened to be Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kansas City: "I made a video this morning about the importance of voting and then got turned away because I wasn't in the system even though I've voted there for 11 years, including for myself four times"
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Mon March 09, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Wicked Pissa: Yeah it sucks Boston, but you got those accents, igit
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Looking for a punchline: Two men and a dog crash a plane into a tree
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