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Wed June 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides they're unwilling to make a greater mockery of the 4th Amendment than they already have, rule that police cannot use the "hot pursuit" excuse to enter a person's home without a warrant, when enforcing traffic violations
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Tue June 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sun sets on Sun Yang's efforts to compete in the Sun Olympics in The Land of the Rising Sun as Sun court Sun rules Sun is a Sun cheater
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2000, IndyCar driver Sam Schmidt suffered the same type of injury as Christopher Reeve. One of these played Superman, and the other fulfilled Superman's dream to walk again
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Mon June 21, 2021
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Homeowner fortifies mailbox. What's the worst that could happen?
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Fri June 18, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: When you are dumping a body, wear less blood spattered clothing, don't use emergency flashers
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Steak 'n' Shake wins $80,000 from former employee who falsely claimed there were worms in her burger. Good luck collecting from an unemployed burger flipper
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark
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Wed June 16, 2021
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Simone Biles is no longer the sister of a murderer, at least in the eyes of the state
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jim Starlin created Thanos, suffered a career-ending injury, but overcame adversity to continue making comics that were definitely something
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA
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Fri June 11, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to throw out a few rotten eggs after your cooling unit malfunctions. Worse: You're a fertility clinic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to throw out a few rotten eggs after your cooling unit malfunctions. Worse: You're a fertility clinic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress demands the Fat Man and Little Elf detonate for perjury
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
6 members of the 3%'ers Militia are now facing conspiracy charges in connection with the Jan 6th insurrection including two militia members who were pictured standing next to Roger Stone the day before; Getting warm-er
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri governor says being wrongfully convicted is no reason for a prisoner to jump to the head of the line when there are so many worthy campaign contributors waiting for pardons
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Didn't testify accurately" is a novel way to say "lied to Congress and committed perjury"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
R. Kelly tells his lawyers to piss off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of lube
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Mon June 07, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona judge dismisses the very real felony charges against the very fake gang dreamed up by the Phoenix PD and Maricopa County prosecutor in the wake of last year's protests
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(PsyBlog)
 
 
 
Narcissism in our fascists? It's... exactly as likely as you think
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"But I'm not under oath, so can I lie?" is not the best opener to your testimony in the defamation lawsuit you filed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
PA Judicial Discipline Commission said a judge's actions were the "most egregious case of rude demeanor, failure to timely proceed, and imperious action it has seen," so she has to say sorry to the people she wrongly jailed and take six months off
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We've reached the "senior executives at the Trump Organization are testifying in front of the grand jury" stage of the final act of the Trump Tragedy/Farce/Comic Opera
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"We cannot say for certain what might have caused her injury or how long she had been suffering for. But we are very happy that she and her little family are safe." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia's governor decides that maybe Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill shouldn't be sheriffing just right now, seeing as how he's under federal indictment for violating the civil rights of pre-trial detainees in his jail
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You're allowed to rat on the Cosa Nostra if a ghost says it's OK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 03, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Ummmmm, I think you have those numbers backwards, My Pillow Guy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican family unhappy with neighboring pool
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just saw a kid eat a full force soccer ball to the face; he was literally knocked out of his shoes. What was your worst sports injury?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
F. Lee Bailey falls off the bench at 87
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Now, MyPillow claims that 'the MyPillow Guy' was not speaking for MyPillow when he gave speeches at MyPillow-sponsored rallies in Washington, D.C. or when he otherwise exploited election lies to market MyPillow products"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening
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Mon May 31, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin'
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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Thu May 27, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As part of a regularly scheduled refresh of the National Simile Reservoir please replace "As Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" to "As nervous as the buffet line at Mar-a-Lago after a Grand Jury has been convened"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bannon's attorney Bob Costello says judge's decision to dismiss the criminal charges due to the President's pardon was correct because Bannon "has never been found guilty of anything, and he's not guilty", forgetting the "pardon implies guilt" part
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida man takes news of grand jury convening as well as you'd expect
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Tue May 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's Dumb Baseball Injury: Cleveland pitcher Zach Plesac broke his thumb "aggressively" taking off his shirt in the clubhouse after a bad outing
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Okay Bannon, Trump DID pardon you and that power under the Constitution IS absolute, but let's be clear that you were guilty as hell and a will always be a dishonest, thieving scumbag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manhattan DA convenes grand jury to figure out whether Trump needs one indictment or all of the indictments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homework
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Sat May 22, 2021
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Bride's dream wedding comes true, fire destroys home". Disaster Girl gets married?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even the Supreme Court is not above stigginit
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Today we find out where's Kyle and how tall he is
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In which the Trump buddy charged with taking millions from Malaysia to derail a DOJ investigation into a corrupt bank linked to the country's PM, has to replace his lawyer, because the lawyer is being investigated for offering bribes for pardons
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
German safety firm held liable over French breast implant scandal that affected mostly Latin American women reaffirming our global responsibility for the boobies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having sex with minors is a Republican tradition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seven plead not guilty in Bowling Green Massacre
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Wed May 19, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Mainiac sentenced in zombie apocalypse shootout
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Tue May 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For the 1,200 mostly Black men serving life sentences in Louisiana from non-unanimous jury verdicts: SCOTUS says that's unconstitutional GOING FORWARD but if you're already convicted you can get farked and stay in prison
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guilty. Bang. MEDIC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guilty. Bang. MEDIC
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Even rightwing propaganda mills recognize indictments are coming for Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're awaiting trial for participating in the Capitol riot and you have a prior criminal record that prohibits you from owning a gun, maybe "illegally shooting a mountain lion" isn't the best weekend activity
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Fri May 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole
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Thu May 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: "Fortnite banana's nude body briefly becomes focus of Epic v Apple trial"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees
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(AP News)
 
 
 
News: Alabama police officer convicted of murder. Fark: Serves 2 1/2 hours before getting out on bail
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If he can get $25 million from suckers the first time around, he shouldn't have any problem going back to the idiot well to get more money for his legal defense fund
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal grand jury to MN cops: "You get an indictment! And you get an indictment!"
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Trial round two?
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Trial round two?
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Tue May 04, 2021
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Semi-finals, second leg: Man. City and PSG. City hold a 2-1 agg. lead and are at home and MBappe is nursing an injury... other than that Paris has City against the ropes. Kickoff at 3:00 pm et on CBS Sports and TUDN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We TOLD you there was voter fraud. Don't you believe us now?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves and..... errr.... sent four cops to court for assault and covering it up. More police accountability from the UK
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you had "child porn" as the reason Josh Duggar got busted again, then step forward to collect nothing because EVERYONE figured that
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Feds were going to arrest Derek Chauvin if his trial ended the other way
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick
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Wed April 28, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Hey remember the Insurrection dry run in Michigan? Three defendants have been charged with conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction. They were gonna nuke Michigan State? Bastards
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Embezl mor munee
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no
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Mon April 26, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin could be facing charges for kneeling on a black person. No, not that one
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
In the continuing trend of "completely believable police statements," cop shot a Black man on the phone with 911 because he thought he had a gun to his head
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If anyone wants to watch an NBA game, don't come to Linnie's Pub. We will not air them until Lebron James has been expelled from the NBA." Good luck with that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders names of jurors kept secret after fears of gang retaliation. The gang of blue and their supporters, that is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Dakota high school rodeo club: On second thought, maybe we won't host a Slave/Branding Auction this year
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floating, ol' Mississippi, she's calling my name. Catfish jumpin, that paddle wheel pumpin', black water keep on rolling by just the same in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Southern Florida man upset by LeBron James' divisiveness and racism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans keep battling intelligence.. Irony seen weeping in corner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barack has a message for Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting.' Thanks, Obama
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin: career criminal
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
Boobies
 
US Air Force reaches a new milestone. Unfortunately that milestone is its first ever court martial of a General. Tag is a hint as to why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police Department in Massachusetts would like to apologize for the anti-George Floyd post that went up on their Facebook page, says the officer who posted it actually meant to put it on his personal page. Because that's so much better
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Lying to a grand jury might just get you arrested, isn't that right Mr. Broward County Public Schools Superintendent? On a related note, you will also get arrested for leaking grand jury proceedings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill introduced by Progressives would make college free for most Americans, which is awesome news to those of us not already saddled with student loan debt
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
867-5309?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer claims that President's remarks about racist killer cop's murder conviction could be grounds for mistrial, because reasons
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Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You would think a murder/dismemberment trial would hold your interest enough to keep you awake
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(CourtTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
That was quick
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(CourtTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
That was quick
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Does the prosecution have a solid case? Did the defense manage to cast doubt in at least one jury member's head? The closing arguments are now underway in the Derek Chauvn Trial, and this is your official Fark closing argument thread
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crossbows don't kill serfs, serfs kill serfs
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge threatens to declare a mistrial if the prosecution "even hints" at newly discovered evidence that proves that the defense's medical expert was full of shiat when he hinted Floyd could have died of carbon monoxide poisoning
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist claims he thought Antifa was attacking the Capitol and he, as a patriot, was just trying to defend it. Which is why he beat the shiat out of a cop and then went home and microwaved his cell and booked a flight to Switzerland
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Appeals Court trims the fat from Frank Darabont's lawsuit against AMC over royalties for The Walking Dead
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Recreational runners have an almost 50% of incurring a major injury and once you do, the odds of a repeat increase. The only decision is to STOP RUNNING NOW, YOU FOOLS
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sócrates to stand trial for money laundering, helping Bill & Ted
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Fri April 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
OJ finds the real settlement with a Las Vegas hotel that realized that if the defamation accusations don't legally fit a jury must acquit for OJ
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1. Bullet wound, 2. Heart attack, 3. Heart attack, 4. Overdose
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That sound you heard was Matt Gaetz opening the fifth of vodak he keeps in his desk drawer, right next to the bag of children's candy
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
You think your work-from-home setup is sweet? Meet the justice of the Michigan Supreme Court who's been Zooming in from Dubai and Israel for the last 3 months
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman who had nude photos leaked resulting in the end of her employment loses lawsuit against publisher. Hulk Hogan can totally destroy Gawker, tho
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman who had nude photos leaked resulting in the end of her employment loses lawsuit against publisher. Hulk Hogan can totally destroy Gawker, tho
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia State Rep. Park Cannon will not face charges for knocking while Black
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wonder how many familiar names might pop up among the 2.7 MILLION pages of evidence revealed by prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ʎoq pnoɹd
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Public defender tells female employee her style of dress is causing inmates to masturbate. Employee says it's telling her to file a lawsuit
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Mon April 05, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Happy Corruption Trial Day in Israel. Have fun, Bibi
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein appeals conviction on grounds that victims' testimony made him look "loathsome"
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(Free BSC)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills, Cleveland Browns, and Carolina Panthers all raise ticket prices for 2021, but teams with a QB beset by age, slowness, and injury do not
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Like clockwork, Alan Dershowitz rushes to the defense of another sex trafficker from Florida. Getting to be kinda a habit for him innit?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After undercover investigation, FBI and DEA raid Beverly Hills company that provided small secure and private boxes. Included in article: the in no way suspicious advertisement "we don't even want to know your name"
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"[He] decided he was on a 'mission for avenging' Kibbe's victims..." 'I am down to test my theory that no jury during a penalty phase of my potential death penalty trial will ever vote to see me executed,' he said." Well OK then, that's hard core
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
So this Matt Gaetz scandal traces back to a dirty tax collector. What am I, in the Bible?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court finally begins to rein in liberal media hoaxes. Brought to you by the Sinclair Media Group
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
In a feat of journalism not equaled since the Dewey Defeats Truman headline, half of the Drudge Report Headlines are April Fool's jokes. Drew says a free year of TotalFark to the first Farker who successfully identifies 20 of the false headlines
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
In a feat of journalism not equaled since the Dewey Defeats Truman headline, half of the Drudge Report Headlines are April Fool's jokes. Drew says a free year of TotalFark to the first Farker who successfully identifies 20 of the false headlines
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Wed March 31, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chauvin's defense lawyers are portraying the crowd of bystanders around him as he knelt on Floyd's neck as an "angry mob" that "distracted" him. Apparently hoping the jury won't notice the mob only became "angry" because he was killing someone
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new hydrogel halves muscle injury recovery time so don't be afraid to pull something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, Chauvin may have kneeled on George Floyd's neck too long, but how was HE supposed to know that? It's not like there was a paramedic standing right next to him with tears in her eyes begging to be allowed to help Floyd. Oh. There was? Well hell
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Tue March 30, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
8 out of 9 SCOTUS Justices believe it is okay if Transunion labels you a terrorist so you are denied credit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin lawyers promise they have a video that will totally justify standing on a guy's neck for nine minutes
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Should we wish her well?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"I'M ERIC AND I'M TOO PRETTY FOR PRISON and so is the rest of my family PLEASE NO DON'T LET ME BE ARRESTED"
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
WTF, Minnesota? Seriously, WTF?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
WTF, Minnesota? Seriously, WTF?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Commit treason... CHECK. Get arrested... CHECK. BUT YOUR HONOR, I'VE GOT FINALS. Judge... Would you like me to have the officers drive you home?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man faints when judge tells him he's going to prison for murdering a random dude to threaten another
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Thu March 25, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you wear a Vuitton sweater to an insurrection but can't post the selfies to the 'Gram, did it really even happen?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The internet: The cause of, and solution to, our January 6th problems
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go easy on insurrectionists because white people
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You bond out on a charge of murder after causing a car wreck that kills a 52-year old grandmother while street racing. Do you A) Get a GOOD Lawyer? B) start researching non-extradition countries? C) Post a FB video blaming Grandma for the crash?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Juvenile arrested for injury to property. Because he picked a flower. Bonus - he's 6-years old. Guess the color of his skin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After many snowstorms, Supreme Court of Canada to rule on snow
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Acting US Attorney gives unauthorized interview, mentions seditious conspiracy charges, is brought up in two insurrectionist trials today, and is now under investigation by Justice Department for possibly sabotaging their cases
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a new Standard Operating Procedure for cops, shooting you before you open the door. Then shooting you again
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Mon March 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to The Jungle. Not that one. The n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n novel by Upton Sinclair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to take up the case of some Dzhokhar - follow this one, as there's an outside chance it finally means the end of the death penalty for all of Europe and North America (except Belarus)
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff injured when he "got hit hard from the rear". Thankfully for him it wasn't a broke back injury
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Chauvin trial judge rules the case will remain in Minneapolis and proceed without further delays. Bad news: he will permit evidence in the inevitable character assassination of George Floyd. On balance, Misc tag it is
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ah yes, the old cheese stick defence
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Thu March 18, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
We need smart people to sit on juries
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Court unanimously reinstates previously-overturned guilty verdicts for one of Misha Flynn's foreign lobbyist buddies
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Federal grand jury hands down four new indictments for Brent Bozell IV, presumably one for each generation of humanity fail
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Coeur d'Alene Press)
 
 
 
"Rambo Found Not Guilty of Attempted Murder" This is not a repeat from 1982, 1985, 1988, 2008, or 2019
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(Coeur d'Alene Press)
 
 
 
"Rambo Found Not Guilty of Attempted Murder" This is not a repeat from 1982, 1985, 1988, 2008, or 2019
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Sat March 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more people could be charged with conspiring to storm the Capitol on January 6th. Oath Keepers at the top of the list
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Ladies, don't you hate it when you go to the doctor for an ankle injury and find out you were born a man?
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
I said, "NO anchovies"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
I said, "NO anchovies"
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Fri March 12, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes wants to delay her criminal trial because she's pregnant. Tells the judge: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes wants to delay her criminal trial because she's pregnant. Tells the judge: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You can order a lot of tasty treats off a Chicago food truck. Like Italian beef, hot dogs without catsup, the worlds best pizza, AK-47s, and Polish Sausage
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cancel culture means I can't get a fair trial in DC, so instead please move my trial to Western Texas where the real Americans know Donald J. Trump won the election and they will celebrate me and not convict me. Oh, and I don't even know Eliel Rosa
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Wed March 10, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Mom's just a little tired, kids
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Reporter acquitted on charges of reporting on a protest
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The economy of Detroit has sunk so low that corrupt politicians are forced to accept bribes in the form of barter
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
Weeners
 
Arizona man can sue Costco over leaking his twice-cancelled erectile dysfunction medication prescription. It's not news, it's K-JiZZ
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Skipper of the Ghost Ship gets nine years in the brig
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Mon March 08, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jury selection on pause in trial of Derek Chauvin as prosecuters and defense attorneys attempt to find 18 U.S. citizens who are intelligent critical thinkers who are also free of any bias or opinions on police, BLM, shoplifters, or Methodists
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In the desert, a sprig of justice blooms
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS votes 8-1 that students can sue colleges over "speech zone" First Amendment violations. Go figure that Chief Justice John Roberts was alone in dissenting from the decision
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(CBC)
 
 
 
George Floyd trial tests how much if anything, will change in the U.S. I don't know, article writer, why don't you ask Rodney King, Trayvon Martin, Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Alton Sterling, Philando Castile, Breonna Taylor
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember the "Slender Man" moral panic? If not... sorry
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(AP News)
 
 
 
'Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn' wins the Golden Bear in Berlin, and Borat or Sasha Baron Cohen are nowhere to be found
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Feds: Judge, this defendant has a fake passport, lead the Proud Boys on Jan 6, issued them encrypted com gear, and pre-positioned them to use the riot as cover to invade the Capitol and harm lawmakers. Judge: Eh, give him bail, it'll be FINE
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DoJ has filed a motion to seal 9 videos from the January 6th insurrection, citing "an ongoing covert grand jury investigation". Hmmm
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Don't hold your breath
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(CRN)
 
 
 
Intel says ouch to the tune of $2.18 Billion. Notice of appeal to be filed in 3,2,1
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Tue March 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
A witness was paid to lie. And another suspect got an undisclosed sweetheart deal. And two other people confessed. And the only eyewitness recanted. But the murder was sooo long ago, it would be unfair to release you. So says the Missouri Supreme Court
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Retired actress gains pounds
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man only charged with manslaughter for pointing a loaded gun at his son's head and firing it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Prosecutors reveal a bit more about the Proud Boys' organized January 6 attack on the US Capitol and government
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Let's check in with our favorite bumbling political hacks. With double prosecution goodness
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
A pardon isn't NECESSARILY a literal "get out of jail free" card, especially if the President didn't pardon your co-conspirators and the feds want to hold you since you can't take the 5th, you may be forced to testify against them, Mr. Bannon
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Soompi)
 
 
 
Actor sent home to recover from injury while filming K-drama "Joseon Exorcist." Fortunately it wasn't a neck hyper-rotation or bile-scarred throat, just a knee bumping the set
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man's warrior gene fails to keep him out of prison
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man's warrior gene fails to keep him out of prison
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Thu February 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The New York DA has Trump's tax returns
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