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headlines found matching 'Jury'
Wed July 18, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not only did Maria Burtina get indicted by the grand jury yesterday, but they added an additional, far more serious charge for good measure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Mighty Manafort has struck out. Again. Judge: You're not entitled to a completely ignorant jury, nor one with as many Republicans as Democrats
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, when the Butina-Republican spy scandal hit the fan, Manafort prepared to flip the nothingburger
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Sat July 14, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Stoner comes clean. "I'm Spartacuhahahahahahaha"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jury: Johnson & Johnson's Baby Powder is Cancer Powder, and there are $4.69 Billion reasons why
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The State of Georgia establishes the Mullet Doctrine
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa county may lose its attorney, following allegations that he looks and acts like Frank Gallagher
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake wellness blogger who made BS claims that she self cured her non-existent cancer and collected money for charities, but pocketed it instead, now on the hook for $400k
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is never turn your back on the woman carrying an ax in line at 7-11
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is never turn your back on the woman carrying an ax in line at 7-11
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Black people are a threat to all" and "The whole idea of diversity is a bunch of crap and un-American."- Seth Grossman, GOP nominee for Congress. With video
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, sis - who should I nominate to the Supreme Court? Oh, that guy? Sounds good
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a Polish history expert with a kitty on his head
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie
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Sat July 07, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyers move for change of venue away from DC, suggest Moscow
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Planned protest against the imprisonment of UK far right leader scrapped because his supporters would rather watch the world cup
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Planned protest against the imprisonment of UK far right leader scrapped because his supporters would rather watch the world cup
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Police desperately want to find this armed and dangerous man. If only he didn't blend into crowds so easily
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler
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Tue July 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know your "seduction routine" to impress a date has gone horribly wrong when it ends not with nookie, but you facing charges of "manslaughter by gross negligence" instead
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know your "seduction routine" to impress a date has gone horribly wrong when it ends not with nookie, but you facing charges of "manslaughter by gross negligence" instead
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
3-year-old girl, stabbed at her birthday party with 8 other kids, adults, has passed away
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Neymar once again suffers a life-threatening injury and is cured after a minute by rolling around on the ground and crying
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(Metro)
 
 
 
ISIS kook, Kai Oti, wanted to use hot-air balloons to drop bombs on Theresa May. Also wanted to paint fake tunnel on hillside. Practiced a lot on bird that runs on road, but to no avail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. announces that Harvey Weinstein's check to his re-election fund bounced
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Cory Booker says Trump indictment questions are fair game if the SCOTUS confirmation hearings go forward
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Fri June 29, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama says stop moping and start voting. Justice Kennedy stepping down may not quite be what it seems. Trump wants to change asylum rules. Ohio GOP want teachers to "out" transgender students to parents. FHF to you. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It's a weird case, right," Judge Philip Simon said. "He allegedly stole a bridge. I'm fascinated by it"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Shoemaker found guilty of attempted murder. Butcher, baker, candlestickmaker caught trying to flee the country in a tub
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort is preparing for his trial the way others in the jail are preparing for their trials, and therefore should be released. He's actually saying that to a court
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Setting a precedent that surely can't backfire in any way, the California Supreme Court rules that state laws cannot be invalidated on the grounds that complying with them is impossible
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
How low can you go? Try being a partner in a brewery and steal the tips from the wait staff
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple-Samsung patent infringement battle rounds its last corner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Charlottesville driver-murderer faces 29 federal hate crime charges. With helpful photo of what this proud member of the alt-right looks like
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Tue June 26, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Ah, Jury Duty. Arrive early. Bring a book. Leave the meth and cocaine at home
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Putin, Putin, & Putin, Esqs. question Mueller's right to exist
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Mon June 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twitler starts the morning by attacking a restaurant then follows up by issuing a threat to a sitting member of Congress. And kids are still in concentration camps and Puerto Rico is still suffering greatly. Monday MSNBC Thread. Yay. FML .(8PM EDT)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just as the NFL did for years, the NHL is skating around the brain-injury problem
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(MSN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS declines to hear 'Making a Murderer' case, leaving Brendan in jail on his DASSey
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently being gay will get you the death penalty in South Dakota
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently being gay will get you the death penalty in South Dakota
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LOL good luck with that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LOL good luck with that
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Sat June 23, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Beer pong: Serious. Business
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Lankford warns that Russian bots and trolls are inflaming public opinion against the Trump administration's immigration policies. Oh, so NOW he cares about Russian trolls interfering in our politics
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Awwwww, Mueller says the no-knock raid of Manafort didn't happen. (._. )
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says the cops need a warrant to get your cell phone location data
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas thinks "immediately" is kind of open to interpretation
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Wed June 20, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A new contestant for sports injury of the year - Brandon Morrow goes on the DL after throwing out his back taking off his pants
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes deserves to be in prison--but will it make a difference?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
You know how the president can't be indicted because of some longstanding legal opinion? Yeah, well, that's actually BS
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Fri June 15, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 7-2 that denying accreditation to law school that discriminates against LGBTQ population is within boundaries of religious freedom. Obviously not that Supreme Court
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manafort remanded to buy better encrypting software next time
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: You are now free to wear your "Fark Your Feelings" t-shirt at voting locations
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis jury insists that the Rams must pay yet another player who won't contribute
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
All this Florida police chief wanted was a perfect burglary crime clearance rate score
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: Russia's coming for 2018, yo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller asks for Manafort's trial to be moved back because it conflicts with another Manafort trial
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
During a court hearing, Drummond handed (the prosecutor) an envelope purporting to be a letter. When the envelope was opened by (the prosecutor) in court, it was found to contain only fecal matter," according to the district attorney's office
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan charged with cocaine possession planted by Harvey Weinstein
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Mon June 11, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, judge rules that apologizing after your kidnapping attempt doesn't reduce the severity of your kidnapping attempt, and it is not totally bogus for the cops to use your DNA from the apology letter to identify you
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Private prison company handed out over 1,300 private, privileged, and recorded phone calls to prosectuors
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Fri June 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller adds some ketchup to his nothingburger
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Iconic San Diego bridge to prevent suicide by adding spikes, citing "threat of injury" as deterrence
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Thu June 07, 2018
(WFXT)
 
 
 
Pity the public defender who has to explain this hit-and-run driver to a jury
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana 13-year-old with 2 guns who shot a teacher and student will be tried as a juvenile. Which is good, since he wants to take Little Suzie to the junior prom
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Wed June 06, 2018
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
The case is heavy, but the evidence is concrete
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Scooter Gennett escapes injury in scooter mishap. Holy cow
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, this ruling does not mean that businesses can refuse services for gay weddings
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alt-righter who represents himself winds up with perjury charges for lying to grand jury
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump could be indicted in secret under seal without him or anyone else knowing
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Greitens signs revenge porn ban on last day in office, chuckles ex post factoly
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
30-year-old son finally moves out of home...but not before calling the cops 'cause dad wouldn't let him look for his Legos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic
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Thu May 31, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old gets thirteen for two from a nine. It was my understanding there would be no math
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do these genes make my behavior look bad?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do these genes make my behavior look bad?
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
MO governor Greitens finally resigned after a judge ordered him to reveal his money sources
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A jury in Las Vegas found Copperfield negligent, but he was able to make any financial responsiblity disappear
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Texas Jury: This BBQ joint's logo could be easily confused with this gas station's. Fark: One is an alligator, the other is a beaver
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens (R) expected to announce resignation to spend more time with family, amateur photography hobby *UPDATE: It's official
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Samsung now owes Apple $539 million in never-ending "round corners" patent trial
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Your honor, my client is innocent but that sneaky looking eggplant is guilty as hell. Since this story comes from Australia there is a 50/50 chance it did the deed
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"A President who refuses a subpoena won't voluntarily show up for prison. The court would have to send Marshals after the President. And when the Marshals arrive to arrest the President, they would likely get in a gunfight with the Secret Service"
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Transracial woman busted for welfare fraud, adds to her collection of other falsified things
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Trump worries about Mueller setting him up for a perjury trap, wishes Mueller would be as honest and trustworthy as Kim Jong Un
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going for George Zimmerman
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest woman on suspicion that she had let her 5-year-old ingest cocaine, saying the boy was "acting erratically." Woman released and charges dropped after it turns out that the kid was just "acting like a 5-year-old boy"
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Former American football coach in hot water in Japan for controversial play that led to injury. What kind of American coaches soccer in another country?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Former players say Seattle Seahawks foil injury claims filed with state. See, back when Beast Mode was around, he wouldn't have put up with people getting hurt by aluminum foil
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man, got super drunk last night...can't remember what happened. Better text my friend to see if he's ok: 'dont kno how i got home - hope i wasn't a super a--hole last nite' 'ya u were - u bit my ear off' 'oh f*ck me'
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Driver loses control, crosses median, and slams head-on into semi. Texas jury rules it's the truck driver's fault for being on the road in the first place
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Special Counsel clears the president saying, "no indictment can or should be brought against anyone"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity declares the end of the Mueller Probe and the total exoneration of his Sugar Daddy. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the 365th time he has said that in the past year
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Employee framed for theft by Chipotle gets $8M verdict. Better check the money for listeria
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Bumble Bee has been up to something fishy but only the customers get stung
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana may have the chance to end Jim Crow. Again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort- "Sweet, I can't be held accountable for this crime because the shelf life expired" Mueller- "About that"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple and Samsung decide there's nothing quite like the joy of beating a dead horse
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Mon May 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates pitcher Jameson Tallon is getting real pissy about his injury
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sheriff learns you can't lend out jail inmates for personal work at county officials' homes
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's DV case from June 2014 is still in state court. Why? "1) It's a high-profile athlete, who at the time had a penchant for 2) questionable decisions, and 3) allegedly wasn't particularly nice to the police officers investigating the case"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions coach denies that he was working for the Raiders in 1996
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Russian troll farm pleads not guilty, organizes rally to prevent Mueller from eating more babies
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Dear Presidential Advisers: If you plan to perjure yourself, that does not make an interview a "perjury trap"
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals a front-end loader, uses it to play bumper cars in a Walmart parking lot because "he thought it was the end of the world and zombies were chasing him"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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Fri May 04, 2018
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Connecticut Supreme Court vacates Michael Skakel's conviction in Moxley murder. Those Kennedys finally catch a break
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge in Manafort hearing: WITCH HUNT
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Thu May 03, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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Wed May 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All in all, it's another entry on the wall. Ty Cobb leaves, Trump may actually have to face a Grand Jury, and, well, I declare tonight's animal to be the honey badger. It's your weeknightly MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were smart, you'd put the thing on pay-per-view and we could pay off the national debt
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Sat April 28, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels' lawsuit put on hold so more important indictments can be filed
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cosby's spokespeople say Cosby is just like Emmet Till, you know, except for the part that Cosby is still alive and being tried in the justice system rather than murdered by a mob, and he raped sixty women rather than looking at one funny, but still
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cosby's spokespeople say Cosby is just like Emmet Till, you know, except for the part that Cosby is still alive and being tried in the justice system rather than murdered by a mob, and he raped sixty women rather than looking at one funny, but still
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Beware lawyers in hazmat suits bearing bolt cutters
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cosby Verdict: J. A. I. L. - O
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cosby Verdict: J. A. I. L. - O
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jurors reach verdict in Bill Cosby retrial. Get your taglines ready for the announcement
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Firing Mueller wouldn't stop sealed indictments
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While you're trying to gather the energy to fetch another bag of Cheetos from the kitchen, a guy with 11 brain tumors and one lung is getting ready to run the London Marathon
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alabama set to execute 83-year-old murderer before nature takes its course
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Study links traumatic brain injury to dementia, so if you want to avoid Alzheimer's, you should stop reading the politics tab and smacking your head in disbelief
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Wed April 18, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Your favorite Gene Hackman movie? Hoosiers. Bite The Bullet. The French Connection. Crimson Tide. Unforgiven. Runaway Jury. The Royal Tenenbaums. Absolute Power. The Quick And The Dead. No Way Out. Young Frankenstein.Wish he hadn't retired
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Damien Shrader: I cannot report for jury duty because I'm supposed to be in preschool
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed publishes a leaked archive it obtained of NYPD disciplinary records for the last 5 years. In other news the disciplinary records of NYPD cops are secret under state law
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court will not hear former IL Governor Rod Blagojevich's appeal, quashing hopes of Blago's family and supporters who see a grey area when it comes to trying to sell a Senate seat and shake down a children's hospital
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Sat April 14, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man sues magician David Copperfield after his head injuries refuse to disappear
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge recorded insulting and deriding defendants who he then sentenced to life in prison. Just a little MST3K treatment eh, Judge? What's the big deal?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve, "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted," Stockman is found guilty on all but one charge at his federal fraud trial in Houston
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Banquet Salisbury steaks recalled for "bone contamination." Three instances of "minor oral injury" have been reported
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reporter obtains copies from the court clerk of documents related to a 20-year history of tire failures. Goodyear responds by a) coming clean, b) stonewalling, or c) asking a judge to personally tell the reporter not to publish because reasons
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pistorious appeal has no legs. He's out of options. His Lawyers are stumped
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Some folks need a hobby when they retire. This guy found one
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge again denies Manafort bail. Violin search initiated with local electron scanning microscope
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man denies shooting off own testicle with sawed-off shotgun
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Topless protester charges toward Bill Cosby at start of sex assault retrial
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Sun April 08, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Ohio State University revokes The Bill Cosby's honorary degree
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Sat April 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Court orders Johnson & Johnson to pay N.J. couple millions & millions
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller seizes Paul's Moneyfort
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the Boston Celtics' hopes that Kyrie Irving would be back from injury in time for the playoffs? Well, about that
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Judge Judy's $47 million salary isn't too much", rules real judge
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now a story that will make all men wince in unison
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Stranger Things' sued for plagiarism. No, not by Steven Spielberg
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump seeks arbitration in Stormy Daniels case, as stipulated by the non-disclosure agreement he did not sign concerning sex he says he did not have
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Detailed look at the problems with the killer waterslide. "They are just making us, like, 'oh yeah, go test this, it is fine,' even though the test dummies fly off"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NSA leaker Reality Winner's lawyers: We want to subpoena the records of all the top US cyber-security firms to find out what they know about Russian intrusions into US election systems. Federal prosecutors *flopsweat*: why would you need THAT?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MMA world was thrown into chaos when news broke that Tony Ferguson apparently suffered a knee injury after tripping while attempting to say hi to an acquaintance
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Sat March 31, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are assholes, and then there are "suing 10-year-old child because I ran into her bike while jogging" assholes
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Plea entered in 'Treehouse of Child Porn' case. 'Bestiality Yurt' and 'Log Cabin of Forcible Sodomy' cases presumably still ongoing
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(WPTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for fighting with human excrement. According to police, no cup was involved
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Thu March 29, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Mom calls cops after son tries to pay for pot with fake $100 bill, then hands over his brother's Xbox to dealer to make up the debt
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Things normal people cheer about: their team making a touchdown, getting a raise. Things this guy cheers about: getting sentenced to death
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Things normal people cheer about: their team making a touchdown, getting a raise. Things this guy cheers about: getting sentenced to death
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian woman caught performing sex act on defendant while he waited for verdict. It's unknown if he was awarded a stiffer sentence for violating Russia's penal code
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If the panic on display is real, it seems one of the InfoWars guys got arrested by the FBI for being a Russian agent and has testified before the grand jury. No, not Alex Jones
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clerk electrifies courtroom, mistakenly announces death sentence due to poorly-executed jury paperwork
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We almost made it through spring training without a wacky non-baseball-related injury. ALMOST. Durable Royals catcher Salvador Perez out 4-6 weeks with torn MCL (carrying luggage upstairs)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Only the best porn stars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazingly, this has nothing to do with Action Park
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oracle v. Google will now go onto round 3 so that the court can further elucidate how Java is similar to Bikram yoga. Wait, what?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort files a motion seeking dismissal of the federal charges filed against him in VA citing the little known argument of "No fair Lookin'" arguing that Mueller shouldn't even have been investigating all the illegal stuff his did in THIS case
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Court motion reveals the Pulse gunman's father was an FBI informant, surprising many with the fact that there are FBI informants who are not connected with the Trump campaign
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Not content with being sanctioned for alcohol abuse, Kansas lawyer shows up to disciplinary hearing drunk (with link to video)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Scarborough is just asking questions about Stormy Daniels and why she is lying, and what she wants besides the big payday she is expecting
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Sun March 25, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's been three years since Marion "Suge" Knight was charged with murder, but apparently he has yet to find just the right defense attorney. Hey, maybe #15 will be the right one
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Some Law Prof)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawyer is suspended after blowing a .337 on a breathalyzer during closing arguments. In other news, Fark is looking for a new general counsel
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(Some Law Prof)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawyer is suspended after blowing a .337 on a breathalyzer during closing arguments. In other news, Fark is looking for a new general counsel
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Note: do not download child porn. Extra note: on a computer while you're at work. Extra extra note: on the computer in your squad car
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Note: do not download child porn. Extra note: on a computer while you're at work. Extra extra note: on the computer in your squad car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
👉👌
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't mess with a man's bacon
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Following their repeated losses in the courts over their gerrymandered maps, PA Republicans move forward on impeaching all Democratic members of the state Supreme Court
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Couple murdered French nanny then burned her body in their garden after allegations she was being controlled with black magic by a boy band member who is the father to one of defendant's children but was NOT a pedophile. The Aristocrats
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