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Sat February 04, 2023
		Cop who shot a man six times when he was handcuffed in the back of his cruiser loses shot at plea deal for "voluntary manslaughter" when the victim's family goes to the press source: msn.com \| share:	102
		If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	7

Fri February 03, 2023
		Elon Musk cleared in Tesla tweet-fraud trial, can now get back to burning the company to the ground using his self-igniting cars source: apnews.com \| share:	31
		Elon Musk cleared in Tesla tweet-fraud trial, can now get back to burning the company to the ground using his self-igniting cars source: apnews.com \| share:	31

Wed February 01, 2023
		I love my FedEx guy because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	42
		I saw this once in the news about a January 6 rioter named SPEED who was on probation, but SPEED kept praising Adolf Hitler, and then SPEED illegally possessed some silencers. I think the story was called, "Your bond is now revoked" source: wusa9.com \| share:	52

Tue January 31, 2023
		Plausible deniability, strategic ignorance, or just plain perjury? source: npr.org \| share:	85
		Alec Baldwin, "Rust" armorer formally charged with involuntary manslaughter. Expect the gun-pointing to start between the two of them as to who is more at fault source: cnn.com \| share:	84
		Alec Baldwin, "Rust" armorer formally charged with involuntary manslaughter. Expect the gun-pointing to start between the two of them as to who is more at fault source: cnn.com \| share:	84
		Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice source: arstechnica.com \| share:	139
		Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright? source: timesrecordnews.com \| share:	45

Mon January 30, 2023
		There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this source: politico.com \| share:	50
		Are the standings and injury list making you a nervous hockey fan in Vegas? Is there a loud ticking noise when the trade deadline is mentioned in St. Louis, Nashville or Long Island? It's the NHL Panic Index at the All-Star break source: youtube.com \| share:	3
		In a case that will almost surely end up in the Supreme Court, companies are told they have to pay for their mistakes and not hide behind bankruptcy law source: cnbc.com \| share:	15
		Another of the Village People admits to voting twice in the 2020 election source: clickorlando.com \| share:	81
		Well looks like Billy Mitchell has it all sewn up in his upcoming Donkey Kong defamation trial. Unfortunately it happens to be at least three perjury charges and the title of scumbag high score faker source: youtube.com \| share:	30

Fri January 27, 2023
		Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station? source: theroot.com \| share:	128
		Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station? source: theroot.com \| share:	128

Thu January 26, 2023
		Driver escapes injury when tree branch impales windshield. The state of the driver's underwear was not reported source: upi.com \| share:	18
		It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything source: npr.org \| share:	20

Tue January 24, 2023
		Enough with the edging source: cnbc.com \| share:	89
		Will Judge McBurney publicly release a Georgia special grand jury report that could recommend whether to charge Donald Trump with 2020 election-related crimes? Watch live here source: youtube.com \| share:	156
		420. That's the joke source: theverge.com \| share:	19
		You might be overmatched in Georgia, TFG..... "She had this corner office where people outside lined up, waiting for their turn. There were other great attorneys there but she was probably chief among equals in that department" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	64

Mon January 23, 2023
		The bare minimum of people involved in the Ohio public utilities bribery scandal set to go on trial this week source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	10
		The bare minimum of people involved in the Ohio public utilities bribery scandal set to go on trial this week source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	10
		I have the worst effing attorneys, part 1488: openly laughing at the prosecution's exhibits during the trial is a great way to convince the jury that the state's case is ridiculous source: twitter.com \| share:	91
		Supreme Court reaches the unsurprising conclusion that creating fake orders to drive up the price of a commodity IS a form of wire fraud source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Four Oath Keepers found guilty of the obvious seditious conspiracy they conspired for source: cnn.com \| share:	190
		Four Oath Keepers found guilty of the obvious seditious conspiracy they conspired for source: cnn.com \| share:	190

Sun January 22, 2023
		Maimed players are such an integral part of football that Fox Sports has an "injury" version of its theme music specifically for use when carting bodies off the field, and the theme is sad in every possible sense of the word source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)		Alabama: Execute the convict. Even if he's innocent source: eji.org \| share:	83
		Ninety-nine year old bedridden woman gets summons to appear in court source: cbc.ca \| share:	80

Sat January 21, 2023
		If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with? source: theroot.com \| share:	26
		If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with? source: theroot.com \| share:	26
		"Just because I tweet [it] doesn't mean people believe it," says guy who encourages you to follow him every time you visit Twitter source: theguardian.com \| share:	21

Fri January 20, 2023
		God may have told this man to kill U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, but a U.S. District Judge told him to go to prison instead. Let's see who's word gets followed source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	56
		Self-proclaimed lover of the Constitution can't name the third amendment source: msn.com \| share:	180
		Brandon Lee would like to have a word about Alec Baldwin's recent manslaughter charges source: npr.org \| share:	184

Thu January 19, 2023
		Supreme Count doesn't hAve the sLightest clue as to who leaked the Infamous drafT opiniOn which overturned Roe vs Wade source: nbcnews.com \| share:	148
		Elon Musk's lawyer deploys the TFG defense, says funding to take Tesla private really was secured - in Elon's mind source: gizmodo.com \| share:	19
		Flo Rida can continue to not make hits with no financial worries thanks to $82.6 million-win in a breach of contract lawsuit against beverage maker Celsius source: superthrowbackparty.net \| share:	12

Wed January 18, 2023
		We hold these truths to be self-evident: Shut up, honky. On this day in 1975, The Jeffersons premiered source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	39

Tue January 17, 2023
		Congress turns off the juice at Judge Rotenberg center source: wcvb.com \| share:	57
		Y'all thought this was over? It ain't over source: motherjones.com \| share:	57
		Y'all thought this was over? It ain't over source: motherjones.com \| share:	57

Sun January 15, 2023
		After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	49

Sat January 14, 2023
		Trump's fate "may have" been decided by the Georgia grand jury (says nervous man for the seventh time this year) source: theguardian.com \| share:	62
		The FO may finally be emerging for Elon's FA on Twitter in 2018 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	26
		The FO may finally be emerging for Elon's FA on Twitter in 2018 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	26

Fri January 13, 2023
		Stand Back and Blame Me source: businessinsider.com \| share:	28
		Proud Boys on trial for terrorism complaining that their juries aren't white enough source: msnbc.com \| share:	69

Thu January 12, 2023
		Your reminder that "unlimited vacation" is an accounting scheme disguised as an employee benefit. Companies don't need to pay out unused time when employees leave source: theverge.com \| share:	45

Wed January 11, 2023
		Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy source: cnn.com \| share:	71
		Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy source: cnn.com \| share:	71
		Apparently, Chrisley doesn't Know Best source: people.com \| share:	18
		Danny Masterson: "Well, at least I'm available for 'That '90s Show'." LA District Attorney: "Not so fast" source: consequence.net \| share:	10
		Danny Masterson: "Well, at least I'm available for 'That '90s Show'." LA District Attorney: "Not so fast" source: consequence.net \| share:	10

Tue January 10, 2023
		SCOTUS to Texas Court of Criminal Appeals: Whoa, whoa guys. Slow your roll there. We're all about stripping away basic rights and killing minorities, sure, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere source: slate.com \| share:	53
		Cat locomotion could unlock better human spinal cord injury treatment. And they say cats can't be trained source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5

Mon January 09, 2023
		Supreme Court says that creators of Pegasus can be sued, so Perseus and Poseidon best lawyer up source: dw.com \| share:	15
		Supreme Court allows WhatsApp to say WhatsUp? to Pegasus spyware maker NSO Group Technologies after the Israeli company breached WhatsApp servers to infect 1,400 devices source: nbcnews.com \| share:	6
		Oh, and now cops are supposed to wear pants IT NEVER ENDS source: insider.com \| share:	107
		With the LA sentencing looming, Harvey Weinstein's looking at 18 more years in prison. Or six weeks, depending on the accounting source: theguardian.com \| share:	22
		With the LA sentencing looming, Harvey Weinstein's looking at 18 more years in prison. Or six weeks, depending on the accounting source: theguardian.com \| share:	22
		Consumers care more about taste than gene editing for table grapes. Jury's still out on chair and bed grapes source: eurekalert.org \| share:	8
		A Houston Astros fan was no-billed by a grand jury that decided not to indict him for throwing cans of alcohol at Sen. Ted Cruz during the team's World Series parade in early November. Good source: chron.com \| share:	55

Sun January 08, 2023
		Elon Musk seeks to move trial to a state where politicians and judges are more easily bought off source: nbcnews.com \| share:	47
		Elon Musk seeks to move trial to a state where politicians and judges are more easily bought off source: nbcnews.com \| share:	47

Sat January 07, 2023
		Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19

Thu January 05, 2023
		People HAVE begun to lose their hopes, and forget their dreams. But the Nothing grows stronger source: ktla.com \| share:	123

Tue January 03, 2023
		In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury source: usatoday.com \| share:	43

Mon January 02, 2023
		MNF game suspended / postponed due to horrific injury. Damar Hamlin in critical condition source: wlwt.com \| share:	1624
		The case for getting a head injury checked out before writing an article source: cnet.com \| share:	28
		Lawmaker behind imprinting 'In God We Trust' on government and other official buildings is convicted of breaking Commandment #8, #9, and #10 source: onlysky.media \| share:	95

Fri December 30, 2022
		Cardi B wins lawsuit against vengeful back tattoo source: nme.com \| share:	27
		Cardi B wins lawsuit against vengeful back tattoo source: nme.com \| share:	27

Thu December 29, 2022
		Josh Duggar believes he should not have been convicted until the government ruled out every other person in America source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	94
		Tik-Tok'er who accused a University of Idaho professor of the murder of four students there based on her tarot card readings is convinced she can get the Jury on her side in the defamation suit. After all she's an INFLUENCER right? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	121

Wed December 28, 2022
		When Gorsuch is the voice of reason (along with Jackson) source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	57
		Angola court orders dos Santos's assets seized. Uno and Tres Santos on standby source: aljazeera.com \| share:	19
		Adam Fox of Michigan was sentenced yesterday to 16 years in prison for plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Barry Croft Jr., today: 'Hold my insurrection.' source: msn.com \| share:	235
		After 30 years, the Supreme Court may finally decide to hear a case on the question of whether it's okay for judges to give defendants extra time in jail for crimes a jury has already decided they were not guilty of source: msn.com \| share:	71
		Despite their saying otherwise, the January 6 Committee's report is an inherently political document because the committee is made up of politicians, who are by definition political. Therefore, the only appropriate result is ANGH. I am smart source: msnbc.com \| share:	163

Tue December 27, 2022
		Old billionaire guy tells everyone to shut up and stop complaining about being poor because reasons. Marie Antoinette would nod knowingly if it wasn't for a severe neck injury source: cnbc.com \| share:	30
		Leader of the right-wing flying monkeys that tried to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer gets 16 years to think about it source: huffpost.com \| share:	86

Mon December 26, 2022
		TFG may have committed crimes, but Santa is innocent source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	20
		85 pounds of weed? You could have a pretty good weekend at Baskin Robbins on that, officer source: pressdemocrat.com \| share:	11

Fri December 23, 2022
		If you're a cop you can "accidentally" shoot and kill someone while off duty and face no charges because accidentally killing someone doesn't meet the standard for gross negligence source: ksbw.com \| share:	69
		Florida Supreme Court reaffirms it's full of Florida source: wfla.com \| share:	56
		Florida Supreme Court reaffirms it's full of Florida source: wfla.com \| share:	56

Thu December 22, 2022
		Day 1 of Kari Lake's election fraud lawsuit did not go so well for Kari Lake source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	104
		Both FTX's co-founder and the CEO of Alameda Reasearch/SBF girlfriend plead guilty in New York, are cooperating witnesses source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	95

Wed December 21, 2022
		On second thought, let's not kill ALL the lawyers source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	40

Tue December 20, 2022
		Pre-groomer for Republican groomer pleads guilty source: mprnews.org \| share:	66
		The word of the day is gainsay, as in: I'm going to eat way too much over the holidays and gainsay 5-10 pounds source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	17
		The criminal referrals are just a sideshow. The final Jan. 6 Committee report is going to have all the big reveals as hundreds of hours of still-secret testimony from Trump's inner circle will be released source: politico.com \| share:	114
		Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip source: msn.com \| share:	75
		California governor thanks Judge for striking down California's new gun law because Texas has an abortion law he doesn't like source: politico.com \| share:	80
		News: 97-year-old former concentration camp secretary found guilty of more than 10,000 counts of accessory to murder. Fark: Sentenced to juvenile punishment of two years on probation due to her age at the time source: dw.com \| share:	246
		Leader of drinking and fighting club issues soothing press release as they go on trial for sedition: "1776 Motherf-ker" source: rollingstone.com \| share:	53

Mon December 19, 2022
		Harvey found guilty on three counts of forcing his Weinstein on a model in 2013 source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Harvey found guilty on three counts of forcing his Weinstein on a model in 2013 source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		FTX CEO Scammer Bankrupt-Fraud is so dumb. How dumb is he? He even screwed up his own extradition hearing and now he's going back to a third world jail cell source: cnbc.com \| share:	52
		Renewing hopes that the rumored Pirates of the Caribbean / Aquaman crossover movie might become reality, Amber Heard has settled with Johnny Depp source: msn.com \| share:	38

Sat December 17, 2022
		Reverse self-defense ploy unsuccessful in PlayStation revenge murder case source: wesh.com \| share:	14
		Reverse self-defense ploy unsuccessful in PlayStation revenge murder case source: wesh.com \| share:	14

Thu December 15, 2022
		It's not about revenge. Or righting wrongs. She'll never be back. It's police being held accountable and maybe a trend is starting source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	84
		Jump jumps source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Feds Charge 8 "financial influencers" with running a Pump and Dump scam that bilked their followers out of more $114 million. In other news there are people that take financial advice from "DietyofDips", "Hoodiehugbear", "Mysticman" and "Ladebackk" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	53

Wed December 14, 2022
		Jurors in the Trump Organization criminal trial describe what happened during deliberations and how they reached a verdict and, well, let's just say the Trump Org lawyers had all the quality and skill you'd expect from someone representing Trump source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	43
		Man caught after shooting at and burning several "Kingdom Halls" in Washington State. Apparently there were Witnesses source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	50

Tue December 13, 2022
		Joseph Biggs, Florida Proud Boys leader, asks judge to move his trial for seditious conspiracy from DC to VA because 1/6 Committee hearings poisoned jury pool. Dude, they were televised nationally source: clickorlando.com \| share:	42
		Because nothing will make pharmaceutical companies step up to the plate during the NEXT public health crisis quite like being hauled before a Florida grand jury because the state's governor wants to score points with his party's lunatic fringe source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	115
		Wheels of justice turn slowly, but mozzarella empire's big cheese prevails after judge grills witnesses, lawyers shred allegations by poking holes in string of charges which drove wedge between him and family source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	19
		Wheels of justice turn slowly, but mozzarella empire's big cheese prevails after judge grills witnesses, lawyers shred allegations by poking holes in string of charges which drove wedge between him and family source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	19

Mon December 12, 2022
		Coroner rules that man chose to commit suicide by tipping himself out of his mobility scooter into a lagoon of liquid cow shiat... because, given the choice, that is how most of us picture a peaceful, dignified death source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20
		After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property source: cnn.com \| share:	189
		Dark Brandon is undertaking his own Kobayashi Maru as he feels more pressure to release the Stinky Cat source: theguardian.com \| share:	163

Sat December 10, 2022
		Saints fined $300K, head coach Dennis Allen $100K, and OL Cameron Jordan $50K, for ordering Jordan to fake an injury during "MNF", after NFL sees footage showing Jordan "receiving direction" to go down. Your mom seen smirking source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	31

Fri December 09, 2022
		Swing and a miss source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	177
		Woman arrested for giving neighbor head instead of just sharing sex toys source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	54

Thu December 08, 2022
		Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him source: cnn.com \| share:	258
		Like, totally bogus, dude source: msn.com \| share:	33
		If you're going to bribe a member of your jury, it's best not to nod and wink at them when you're brought into court source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	32
		In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward source: msn.com \| share:	37
		Don't say pay source: theguardian.com \| share:	25

Wed December 07, 2022
		Another day, another Florida Republican indicted source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	64
		Women sue Apple over stalkers tracking them with AirTags. Apple unsurprised, since their AirTags data showed they'd been going to lawyer's offices source: npr.org \| share:	4
		Argentinian vice president found guilty of corruption and sentenced to jail. U.S. Justice Department: "Wait, you can do that?" source: bbc.com \| share:	37

Tue December 06, 2022
		Trump Organization found GUILTY on all seventeen counts source: msnbc.com \| share:	778
		There is "throwing the book" at someone and then there is beating someone senseless with it. Colorado nightclub shooter facing 305 criminal counts including murder, attempted murder, hate crimes, and, presumably, jay-walking source: msn.com \| share:	95
		It's day two of Perjury on Display (Live 1:30 PM ET) source: youtube.com \| share:	148

Mon December 05, 2022
		Former US Rep. David Rivera (R-FL25) arrested for signing $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela "to curry favor with the ... Trump administration," not registering as foreign agent. Another one bites the bust source: local10.com \| share:	32
		Hertz to settle hundreds of false-arrest claims. In other news, if you were late returning your rental Geo, Hertz called the po-po on you source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	30

Sun December 04, 2022
		The going rate for target practice on unarmed men in Arizona just jumped to $8 million source: reason.com \| share:	103

Sat December 03, 2022
		Weinstein trial gets nuts source: variety.com \| share:	44
		Weinstein trial gets nuts source: variety.com \| share:	44
		Identical Identical twins twins win win lawsuit lawsuit against against medical medical school school accusing accusing them them of of cheating cheating source: insider.com \| share:	90

Fri December 02, 2022
		UK yoga teacher convicted of putting a tenant in Corpse Pose permanently source: msn.com \| share:	11
		UK yoga teacher convicted of putting a tenant in Corpse Pose permanently source: msn.com \| share:	11
		Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally source: cnn.com \| share:	122
		Alex Jones is now officially financially bankrupt, in addition to ethically and morally source: cnn.com \| share:	122
		The best explanation of TFG's defeat in the special master case. "Plaintiff had no arguments so Cannon helped him out by thinking up some" source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	73

Thu December 01, 2022
		Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name source: pagesix.com \| share:	42
		"You are guilty"? source: msn.com \| share:	54
		Police chief allowed to retire from force, avoid jail, get blowjob source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	61
		Eric and Kelso can't come to agreement. So Hyde gets a do-over source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	30

Wed November 30, 2022
		Dimock will get free water for 75 years, and Coterra gets to keep drilling. You may remember Dimock from the movie Gasland and their flammable water source: triblive.com \| share:	33
		"I am beyond happy. He has absolutely never had to face a consequence in his entire life. This will be the very first time. He's spent his life making others pay-this was past due for him" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	68

Tue November 29, 2022
		Christian Pulisic hospitalized with "abdominal injury" suffered while scoring USA's world cup winning goal source: cnn.com \| share:	41
		Oath Keepers founder is guilty of trying to overthrow the government source: msn.com \| share:	434
		Oath Keepers founder is guilty of trying to overthrow the government source: msn.com \| share:	434
		When is acute kidney injury not a cute kidney injury? source: espn.com \| share:	7
		He's baaaack source: espn.com \| share:	38
		He really does have the worst lawyers. Amusing tag for the judge who is sick of their sh...shenanigans source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		San Francisco police clarify that their new killer robots won't be equipped with firearms. Will kill using bombs instead. Whew. I was worried for minute there source: sfgate.com \| share:	68

Mon November 28, 2022
		Browns cut Dobbs. Rest of F-Troop looking over their shoulders source: espn.com \| share:	14
		"I never thought Florida Man would eat MY face" source: clickorlando.com \| share:	76
		A French court has ruled Mr. T is legally not required to be fun at work. After the ruling, the complainant stated, "I pity the fool who disagrees with this ruling" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	62
		White supremacist who drove 3 hours to Buffalo, shot up supermarket in black neighborhood, killing 10, wounding 3 others, to plead guilty on all counts. Because he's guilty source: local10.com \| share:	54
		Aaron Rodgers left Sunday's game with an oblique injury, as the Packers didn't want to be more specific source: espn.com \| share:	38

Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Guy)		600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers source: thenationalnews.com \| share:	28

Wed November 23, 2022
		Would you willingly spend a year in jail if someone paid you $2 million? How about 20 years at $2 mil/year? Well this guy wasn't given that choice, but at least now he is getting paid source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	61
		Would you willingly spend a year in jail if someone paid you $2 million? How about 20 years at $2 mil/year? Well this guy wasn't given that choice, but at least now he is getting paid source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	61
		Alex Jones' Lawyers: Texas law caps damages at--- Judge: Nope, your client owes $50 mil source: nypost.com \| share:	91
		All of this Special Master nonsense boils down to the FBI taking away Trump's photo of Celine Dion. Which is. Um source: emptywheel.net \| share:	62

Tue November 22, 2022
		State Supreme Court in Manhattan has set the trial date for October 2023 for TFG and his merry band of grifters source: cnn.com \| share:	49
		Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works source: ajc.com \| share:	27
		How to know the judge is pissed. When he tells your lawyer--"You can't keep making the same arguments after you've already lost," and "I just think you're wasting time and resources," source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	44
		Lindsey Graham finally going down to Georgia for some sweet tea and fifth source: ajc.com \| share:	77

Mon November 21, 2022
		Riley Williams, noted fascist and ren faire enthusiast, found guilty of 6 of 8 charges for her role in Jan 6th and immediately remanded into custody pending sentencing source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Riley Williams, noted fascist and ren faire enthusiast, found guilty of 6 of 8 charges for her role in Jan 6th and immediately remanded into custody pending sentencing source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Reality TV stars to be sentenced. Unfortunately, not all of them source: apnews.com \| share:	43

Sun November 20, 2022
		TFG thinks double jeopardy is something Alex Trebek came up with source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	80

Fri November 18, 2022
		Theranos founder sentenced to over 11 years in prison. No worries, though. I'm sure it will go by in a snap source: gizmodo.com \| share:	195
		Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern source: npr.org \| share:	218
		Kyle Rittenhouse meets with GQP Congress members, offers his candidacy for Speaker of the House source: thehill.com \| share:	128

Thu November 17, 2022
		Paintballs with wolves blocked by the court, probably after a copyright complaint from Kevin Costner source: dutchnews.nl \| share:	25

Wed November 16, 2022
		Denise Richards avoids injury after her car shot up in L.A. 'road rage' incident. I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL source: ktla.com \| share:	53
		Today's Slatesplanation: What Trump's 2024 presidential run is going to look like once he's put on trial for treason source: slate.com \| share:	118
		Danny Masterson declines testifying in his own defense at rape trial, preferring to let his work speak for itself source: avclub.com \| share:	35
		Gavin Newsom's wife exchanges testes with Harvey Weinstein's lawyer, or something source: insider.com \| share:	10

Tue November 15, 2022
		Bane out 2-3 weeks with injury, vows to get revenge by blowing up Gotham City source: espn.com \| share:	8
		Former president/potential felon fires his secretary/coffee guy/girl for not reminding him that he was supposed to show up for a deposition yesterday for the January 6 Committee and promises to get right on it after his calendar audit is completed source: independent.co.uk \| share:	68

Mon November 14, 2022
		Feds notify court they don't plan to charge Rudy Giuliani, making this the best thing to happen to him since 9/11 source: cnn.com \| share:	66
		Oath keeper's wife says he went into battle wearing diapers source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	102
		Oath keeper's wife says he went into battle wearing diapers source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	102
		GarLanD Isn't dOinG anYtHing...other than very carefully doing all the things you have to do to if you are even thinking of charging an ex-president with breaking the laws source: emptywheel.net \| share:	208

Fri November 11, 2022
		DOJ asks for Matt Gaetz's wingman Joel Greenberg to get a below federal minimum sentencing as thanks for his cooperation on multiple investigations source: clickorlando.com \| share:	44
		"Paul Haggis Found Liable on All Counts in Civil Rape Trial" source: variety.com \| share:	32
		"Paul Haggis Found Liable on All Counts in Civil Rape Trial" source: variety.com \| share:	32

Thu November 10, 2022
		Alex Jones gets hiat for another half billion. Pretty soon this will add up to something source: cnn.com \| share:	91
		Alex Jones gets hiat for another half billion. Pretty soon this will add up to something source: cnn.com \| share:	91
		The continuation of the initial hearing, the fifth this year, demonstrates the advantages of being a wealthy and famous football player source: espn.com \| share:	8

Wed November 09, 2022
		It's occasionally advantageous to take the stand in your own defense. Stewart Rhodes just experienced what usually happens source: msn.com \| share:	44
		It's occasionally advantageous to take the stand in your own defense. Stewart Rhodes just experienced what usually happens source: msn.com \| share:	44
		Scary: FL Neo-Nazi randomly picks a black family to harass and attack on the freeway. Amusing: He gets choked out when he tries to fight his would-be victim who is MMA-trained. Spiffy: and now he gets to spend 2 years in jail source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	89
		The buried lede: Christina Bobb turned down an immunity offer because she thinks she didn't need it. Gotta keep that spot in Hair Furor's bunker source: msnbc.com \| share:	20
		NFL data shows recent injury rates same on grass, artificial turf, elevator lobby with Alvin Kamara source: espn.com \| share:	2

Tue November 08, 2022
		Stewart Rhodes uses the "I was drunk" defense, as if he had been posting on Fark source: cnn.com \| share:	92
		Football player being evaluated for baseball injury. Tag is for how Josh Allen's elbow got bent source: espn.com \| share:	26

Mon November 07, 2022
		Leader of the Oathkeepers Stewart Rhodes: Well, "leader" is a strong word, really I was much more "the guy who always said he was in charge but had NO IDEA that his group had a detailed plan to stage a coordinated assault on the Capitol" source: npr.org \| share:	61

Fri November 04, 2022
		Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated source: businessinsider.com \| share:	95
		Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated source: businessinsider.com \| share:	95

Thu November 03, 2022
		If Trump runs for president again the DOJ is likely to appoint Special Council 2: Electric Boogaloo source: cnn.com \| share:	99
		Judge decides Trump needs a baby monitor source: axios.com \| share:	52

Wed November 02, 2022
		"In January, Rhodes was promoted to sergeant" tells you everything you need to know about policing in America source: theguardian.com \| share:	42
		"In January, Rhodes was promoted to sergeant" tells you everything you need to know about policing in America source: theguardian.com \| share:	42
		The tax fraud trial begins. Trump CFO Allen Weisselberg is expected to divulge 15 years of crimes-or spend up to 15 years in jail source: vanityfair.com \| share:	61
		16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park source: wfla.com \| share:	67

Tue November 01, 2022
		Good Justice, Bad Justice. Why Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson recused herself from a case. And if he had any ethics at all, why Clarence Thomas should be paying close attention to this. Guess which of them the Hero tag is for source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79
		Lindsey subsequently overheard contacting the pope for a Hail Mary source: cnn.com \| share:	89
		Trump criminal tax fraud trial off to a rough start. Judge interrupts Trump lawyer's opening arguments and sends the jury out for 15 minutes, so he could issue a warning to Trump's lawyer source: twitter.com \| share:	79

Mon October 31, 2022
		Legal experts predict the video deposition Trump gave in this lawsuit will infuriate jurors because of his arrogance and combative demeanor when played at trial. No, not in that case. Not those either. Look, he's got a LOT of pending lawsuits source: msn.com \| share:	38
		Legal experts predict the video deposition Trump gave in this lawsuit will infuriate jurors because of his arrogance and combative demeanor when played at trial. No, not in that case. Not those either. Look, he's got a LOT of pending lawsuits source: msn.com \| share:	38
		Manhattanites were questioned for the Trump Organization's tax-fraud jury. They called him "racist," "a liar," and "a scam artist." And then there were the Manhattan residents who really got creative source: businessinsider.com \| share:	17

Sun October 30, 2022
		Affirmative action will almost certainly be eliminated source: axios.com \| share:	229
		Most guys want their steak from a ranch. John Kruk wants his WITH ranch source: audacy.com \| share:	42

Sat October 29, 2022
		"Yeah, we have DNA evidence, but we're not gonna test it." And that's how Maurice spent 38 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit source: npr.org \| share:	114

Fri October 28, 2022
		I do (hereby) declare, I "shall not be questioned" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	74
		Doctor who testified that COVID vaccines magnetize people is about to be an ex-doctor source: arstechnica.com \| share:	82
		The treason is coming from inside the house source: nbcnews.com \| share:	48
		The treason is coming from inside the house source: nbcnews.com \| share:	48
		Associate of Bannon who worked on fraudulent We Build the Wall to be given four of them by the government source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Associate of Bannon who worked on fraudulent We Build the Wall to be given four of them by the government source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Man murdered over sex tape scandal on the TikkityToks source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	44
		Man murdered over sex tape scandal on the TikkityToks source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	44

Thu October 27, 2022
		Georgia responds to SCOTUS about Lindsey noting his appeals have misconstrued, misrepresented, misunderstood, and his arguments have been bereft of any meaningful support. Well I do declare source: boston25news.com \| share:	34
		Defendent 'you found me guilty you might as well sentence me to death then' Jury 'well, bye' source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	136
		This story has it all: murder, decapitation, forged wills, schizophrenia, a body stuffed in a suitcase and thrown in the river, shiplap source: bbc.com \| share:	46
		Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) is under federal criminal investigation ... again. Come on, this IS New Jersey source: nbcnews.com \| share:	35

Wed October 26, 2022
		Elon is visiting Twitter before buying. Let that sink in source: cnbc.com \| share:	32
		DOJ willing to put up with the Baloney source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		By now over half the men in Michigan have been convicted of trying to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	119
		Brooks is done source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		The jury has found Darrell Brooks, the man who drove his SUV through the Waukesha, WI Christmas parade guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty source: cnn.com \| share:	148
		Judge tells Mark Meadows that there is only one person in the U.S. above the law and his name is not Mark Meadows source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Tue October 25, 2022
		Former DOD Chief of Staff and current Trump lackey Kash Patel to the media: I was there when Trump issued the order declassifying all those docs he had at Mar a Lago. DOJ: Can you say that again to this grand jury? Patel: Fif source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	109
		Harvey Weinstein's lawyers are using the tried and true "Call the governor's wife a bimbo" defense. Let's see how it works out for him source: variety.com \| share:	25

Mon October 24, 2022
		Death at Shotgun Willie's delays trial about death at Shotgun Willie's source: denverpost.com \| share:	32
		Justice Thomas outs himself as a co-conspirator source: cnbc.com \| share:	200
		Salman Rushdie now a pirate source: theguardian.com \| share:	25

Sun October 23, 2022
		Lindsey Graham involved in Watergate-level coverup source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	43
		One of the craziest tales of corruption in judicial politics, brought to you by Texas source: dmagazine.com \| share:	24

Sat October 22, 2022
		Let's ride....to the injury report source: espn.com \| share:	24
		Well, considering that you didn't show up for the first one, no source: apnews.com \| share:	53
		They're assholes, Joe source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	22

Fri October 21, 2022
		The latest bizarre baseball injury: Lance McCullers Jr's ALCS start pushed back due to being hit in the elbow by a champagne bottle source: nj.com \| share:	7
		Lindsey Graham wastes no time and appeals his Georgia subpoena to the Supreme Court source: thehill.com \| share:	97
		She does know her fraud source: wsoctv.com \| share:	20
		"I like beer" might work if you're a Supreme Court nominee, but "I like teenage girls" isn't going to work anywhere source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	196
		Matt Gaetz uncorks new conspiracy theory to explain why Trump's 'witch-hunt' claim was debunked in court source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	43
		Parade killer tries the "many fine people on both sides" defense source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	57
		Maybe because they "leaked" it themselves? source: cnn.com \| share:	37

Thu October 20, 2022
		Lindsey Graham's request for a stay in the Georgia subpoena case is DENIED source: apnews.com \| share:	54
		Kevin Spacey beats Rapp source: nbcnews.com \| share:	63
		Kevin Spacey beats Rapp source: nbcnews.com \| share:	63
		When you're trying to defend yourself for ignoring cease and desist letters, you might want to come up with a better defense than "mail's for old people" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	20
		Man claims he only gave $300 to a prostitute out of "kindness" and had no intention of having sex with her source: richmond-news.com \| share:	77
		"I'm a grown man you can't tell me what to do" is a douchebag statement in practically any setting, but don't say it to your judge source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	148

Wed October 19, 2022
		"Sex, guns and sedition": Prosecutors describe Oath Keepers road trip to DC. Wait, wasn't that a Warren Zevon song? source: politico.com \| share:	58
		"Sex, guns and sedition": Prosecutors describe Oath Keepers road trip to DC. Wait, wasn't that a Warren Zevon song? source: politico.com \| share:	58
		Conservatives are un-personing Bullshiat Durham after his abject failure to discredit the Mueller investigation source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	59
		Self-described "family man" is not okurrrrrrr with Cardi B having "sexy album covers." So he's suing her source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	64
		Jury reaches verdict in Kristen Smart trial, who you may remember disappeared in 1996 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	46

Tue October 18, 2022
		Illinois pay to play politics - Judges edition source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	16
		Igor found not guilty of lying to the FBI in a major blow to Durham's "investigation" and a major boon to Dr. Frankenstein's future experiments source: cnn.com \| share:	120
		Igor found not guilty of lying to the FBI in a major blow to Durham's "investigation" and a major boon to Dr. Frankenstein's future experiments source: cnn.com \| share:	120
		We always have a quick reaction force ready with guns to rush in if we need them at any demonstration anywhere in the US. Wait is that less or more terrifying? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	58
		Police abandon informant, allowing drug dealer to rape her twice. Court lets dealer out on bail. Dealer doesn't show up for trial. Hey Louisiana justice system, admit the dealer's your best bud source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	27

Mon October 17, 2022
		Michigan woman is now free to go on a date with alleged Whitmer kidnapper source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	34
		One word makes this my most disappointing headline of the day source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		One word makes this my most disappointing headline of the day source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Prosecutors seek six months in the Big House for Steve Bannon so he can spend more time perfecting his toilet wine recipe source: cnn.com \| share:	83

Sun October 16, 2022
		Rich man convicted of ripping off other rich people source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		I mean, how bad of an injury can a foam pit cause, really? Holy crap source: kotaku.com \| share:	64

Sat October 15, 2022
		Aryan vs. Predator source: npr.org \| share:	51

Fri October 14, 2022
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why Alex Jones was hiat with a nearly $1 billion Sandy Hook judgment. Because he's an asshole, and everyone hates him? source: slate.com \| share:	48

Thu October 13, 2022
		Marjorie Taylor Greene (R - Neander Valley) on Alex Jones' leadership of Sandy Hook families' harassment: "That's what freedom of speech is. Freedom to speak words. Political persecution must end" source: huffpost.com \| share:	128
		Jury reaches penalty decision in the Parkland shooter case - LIVE NOW source: youtube.com \| share:	243
		Sure, Jan source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	65
		"Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial" source: freep.com \| share:	45
		Bombastic flesh cylinder Alex Jones thinks that hiding his assets is hilarious source: rollingstone.com \| share:	135
		Bombastic flesh cylinder Alex Jones thinks that hiding his assets is hilarious source: rollingstone.com \| share:	135
		Pro-tip to Special Prosecutor John Dunham: If you are going to charge someone with lying to an FBI agent, it's probably best to make sure the FBI agent in question hasn't given sworn testimony to the U.S. Senate saying he didn't think the defendant lied source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		Pro-tip to Special Prosecutor John Dunham: If you are going to charge someone with lying to an FBI agent, it's probably best to make sure the FBI agent in question hasn't given sworn testimony to the U.S. Senate saying he didn't think the defendant lied source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		Tickle Me Elmo takes a dark, dark turn source: theoaklandpress.com \| share:	72
		Tickle Me Elmo takes a dark, dark turn source: theoaklandpress.com \| share:	72

Wed October 12, 2022
		Harvey Weinstein would like... wait. Seriously? Let us laugh even harder source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	30

Tue October 11, 2022
		Man falsely claimed he was a billionaire, a Harvard MBA, and a special forces veteran to commit $35 million fraud. Authorities became suspicious when he didn't launch a Senate campaign source: cnbc.com \| share:	47
		Harvey Weinstein waves at prospective jurors, looks longingly at female ones source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	12
		SCOTUS denied (6-3) the appeal of a TX man convicted of murder, a black man, murdering his white wife, by an all white jury, 4 of whom strongly oppose interracial marriage. The defendant's lawyer didn't mind. SCOTUS did not mind source: twitter.com \| share:	130
		"This is not going to become a trial on Scientology," said the Judge, as the Danny Masterson rape trial became a trial on Scientology source: variety.com \| share:	31

Mon October 10, 2022
		Trump's M-A-L lawsuit just hit the Supreme Court's shadow docket source: foxnews.com \| share:	156
(Some Guy)		The only positive news for the Detroit Lions in their shut-out lost against the Patriots is that their safety Saivion Smith has "full motor skills" after a scary neck injury during the game source: prideofdetroit.com \| share:	10

Sun October 09, 2022
		If you wonder which nation's laws apply when a Singaporean passenger on a Bahamas-flagged cruise ship in international waters breaks into a woman's cabin and steals a bra, here's a clue: He's gonna get up to 10 years if guilty source: straitstimes.com \| share:	58

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