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Wed June 23, 2021
		Supreme Court decides they're unwilling to make a greater mockery of the 4th Amendment than they already have, rule that police cannot use the "hot pursuit" excuse to enter a person's home without a warrant, when enforcing traffic violations source: npr.org \| share:	127

Tue June 22, 2021
	The Sun sets on Sun Yang's efforts to compete in the Sun Olympics in The Land of the Rising Sun as Sun court Sun rules Sun is a Sun cheater source: espn.com \| share:	7
	In 2000, IndyCar driver Sam Schmidt suffered the same type of injury as Christopher Reeve. One of these played Superman, and the other fulfilled Superman's dream to walk again source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	5

Mon June 21, 2021
		Homeowner fortifies mailbox. What's the worst that could happen? source: news5cleveland.com \| share:	377

Fri June 18, 2021
	Pro-Tip: When you are dumping a body, wear less blood spattered clothing, don't use emergency flashers source: wjactv.com \| share:	26
	Steak 'n' Shake wins $80,000 from former employee who falsely claimed there were worms in her burger. Good luck collecting from an unemployed burger flipper source: stltoday.com \| share:	66
	Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	122

Thu June 17, 2021
	Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark source: theguardian.com \| share:	34
	Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark source: theguardian.com \| share:	34

Wed June 16, 2021
	Simone Biles is no longer the sister of a murderer, at least in the eyes of the state source: news5cleveland.com \| share:	20
	Jim Starlin created Thanos, suffered a career-ending injury, but overcame adversity to continue making comics that were definitely something source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	11

Tue June 15, 2021
		Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA source: journalstar.com \| share:	18

Fri June 11, 2021
	Bad: You have to throw out a few rotten eggs after your cooling unit malfunctions. Worse: You're a fertility clinic source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	35
	Bad: You have to throw out a few rotten eggs after your cooling unit malfunctions. Worse: You're a fertility clinic source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	35
	Congress demands the Fat Man and Little Elf detonate for perjury source: thehill.com \| share:	80
	6 members of the 3%'ers Militia are now facing conspiracy charges in connection with the Jan 6th insurrection including two militia members who were pictured standing next to Roger Stone the day before; Getting warm-er source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	93
	Missouri governor says being wrongfully convicted is no reason for a prisoner to jump to the head of the line when there are so many worthy campaign contributors waiting for pardons source: nbcnews.com \| share:	64

Thu June 10, 2021
	"Didn't testify accurately" is a novel way to say "lied to Congress and committed perjury" source: motherjones.com \| share:	55
	R. Kelly tells his lawyers to piss off source: theweek.com \| share:	6
	That's a lot of lube source: yahoo.com \| share:	20

Mon June 07, 2021
	Arizona judge dismisses the very real felony charges against the very fake gang dreamed up by the Phoenix PD and Maricopa County prosecutor in the wake of last year's protests source: abc15.com \| share:	74
	Narcissism in our fascists? It's... exactly as likely as you think source: spring.org.uk \| share:	13

Sun June 06, 2021
	"But I'm not under oath, so can I lie?" is not the best opener to your testimony in the defamation lawsuit you filed source: kotaku.com \| share:	47
	PA Judicial Discipline Commission said a judge's actions were the "most egregious case of rude demeanor, failure to timely proceed, and imperious action it has seen," so she has to say sorry to the people she wrongly jailed and take six months off source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	30

Sat June 05, 2021
	Feds zip-tie a new eight-count, superseding indictment to the Motherboy Capitol terrorist team, Butt and Lisa source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	94
	We've reached the "senior executives at the Trump Organization are testifying in front of the grand jury" stage of the final act of the Trump Tragedy/Farce/Comic Opera source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	150
	"We cannot say for certain what might have caused her injury or how long she had been suffering for. But we are very happy that she and her little family are safe." Welcome to Caturday source: ottawacitizen.com \| share:	944

Fri June 04, 2021
	Georgia's governor decides that maybe Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill shouldn't be sheriffing just right now, seeing as how he's under federal indictment for violating the civil rights of pre-trial detainees in his jail source: msn.com \| share:	37
	You're allowed to rat on the Cosa Nostra if a ghost says it's OK (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	15

Thu June 03, 2021
	Ummmmm, I think you have those numbers backwards, My Pillow Guy source: deadstate.org \| share:	94
	Mexican family unhappy with neighboring pool source: yahoo.com \| share:	22
	Just saw a kid eat a full force soccer ball to the face; he was literally knocked out of his shoes. What was your worst sports injury? source: fark.com \| share:	70
	F. Lee Bailey falls off the bench at 87 source: amp.tmz.com \| share:	76

Wed June 02, 2021
	"Now, MyPillow claims that 'the MyPillow Guy' was not speaking for MyPillow when he gave speeches at MyPillow-sponsored rallies in Washington, D.C. or when he otherwise exploited election lies to market MyPillow products" source: salon.com \| share:	83
	Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	18

Tue June 01, 2021
	SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	50
	SCOTUS to J&J: Talc to the hand, cause we ain't listening source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	50

Mon May 31, 2021
	Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict source: nbcnews.com \| share:	20
	Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin' source: cnn.com \| share:	93

Sun May 30, 2021
	Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida source: leicestermercury.co.uk \| share:	36
	Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida source: leicestermercury.co.uk \| share:	36

Thu May 27, 2021
	Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin source: tmz.com \| share:	49
	Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	24

Wed May 26, 2021
	One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest source: nbc4i.com \| share:	23
	As part of a regularly scheduled refresh of the National Simile Reservoir please replace "As Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" to "As nervous as the buffet line at Mar-a-Lago after a Grand Jury has been convened" source: politico.com \| share:	64
	Bannon's attorney Bob Costello says judge's decision to dismiss the criminal charges due to the President's pardon was correct because Bannon "has never been found guilty of anything, and he's not guilty", forgetting the "pardon implies guilt" part source: axios.com \| share:	56
	Florida man takes news of grand jury convening as well as you'd expect source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	139

Tue May 25, 2021
	Today's Dumb Baseball Injury: Cleveland pitcher Zach Plesac broke his thumb "aggressively" taking off his shirt in the clubhouse after a bad outing source: usatoday.com \| share:	13
	Federal Judge: Okay Bannon, Trump DID pardon you and that power under the Constitution IS absolute, but let's be clear that you were guilty as hell and a will always be a dishonest, thieving scumbag source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	62
	Manhattan DA convenes grand jury to figure out whether Trump needs one indictment or all of the indictments source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	182
	Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results source: cnn.com \| share:	142
	On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean source: history.com \| share:	52

Sun May 23, 2021
		Yet another argument against homework source: yahoo.com \| share:	28

Sat May 22, 2021
		Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala source: mypanhandle.com \| share:	72

Fri May 21, 2021
	"Bride's dream wedding comes true, fire destroys home". Disaster Girl gets married? source: mlive.com \| share:	9
	Even the Supreme Court is not above stigginit source: cnn.com \| share:	40
	Today we find out where's Kyle and how tall he is source: wisn.com \| share:	120

Thu May 20, 2021
	In which the Trump buddy charged with taking millions from Malaysia to derail a DOJ investigation into a corrupt bank linked to the country's PM, has to replace his lawyer, because the lawyer is being investigated for offering bribes for pardons source: politico.com \| share:	28
	Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	49
	German safety firm held liable over French breast implant scandal that affected mostly Latin American women reaffirming our global responsibility for the boobies source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	4
	Having sex with minors is a Republican tradition source: politico.com \| share:	59
	Seven plead not guilty in Bowling Green Massacre source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	41

Wed May 19, 2021
		Mainiac sentenced in zombie apocalypse shootout source: wmur.com \| share:	8

Tue May 18, 2021
	For the 1,200 mostly Black men serving life sentences in Louisiana from non-unanimous jury verdicts: SCOTUS says that's unconstitutional GOING FORWARD but if you're already convicted you can get farked and stay in prison source: nbcnews.com \| share:	43
(Some Guy)	Guilty. Bang. MEDIC source: kvrr.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)	Guilty. Bang. MEDIC source: kvrr.com \| share:	40

Mon May 17, 2021
	Even rightwing propaganda mills recognize indictments are coming for Trump source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	74
	"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please source: mediaite.com \| share:	63

Sun May 16, 2021
		If you're awaiting trial for participating in the Capitol riot and you have a prior criminal record that prohibits you from owning a gun, maybe "illegally shooting a mountain lion" isn't the best weekend activity source: thehill.com \| share:	59

Fri May 14, 2021
		All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole source: cnn.com \| share:	101

Thu May 13, 2021
		Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming source: cnn.com \| share:	107

Tue May 11, 2021
	"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury" source: cnn.com \| share:	101
	Fark ready headline of the day: "Fortnite banana's nude body briefly becomes focus of Epic v Apple trial" source: pcgamer.com \| share:	27

Sun May 09, 2021
		If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	68

Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)	Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees source: peacearchnews.com \| share:	48
	News: Alabama police officer convicted of murder. Fark: Serves 2 1/2 hours before getting out on bail source: apnews.com \| share:	50
	If he can get $25 million from suckers the first time around, he shouldn't have any problem going back to the idiot well to get more money for his legal defense fund source: msn.com \| share:	28

Fri May 07, 2021
		Federal grand jury to MN cops: "You get an indictment! And you get an indictment!" source: twitter.com \| share:	123

Thu May 06, 2021
	Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	43
	Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	43

Wed May 05, 2021
	Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	65
	Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	65
	Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer source: globalnews.ca \| share:	26
	Trial round two? source: kstp.com \| share:	103
	Trial round two? source: kstp.com \| share:	103

Tue May 04, 2021
	CHAMPIONS Semi-finals, second leg: Man. City and PSG. City hold a 2-1 agg. lead and are at home and MBappe is nursing an injury... other than that Paris has City against the ropes. Kickoff at 3:00 pm et on CBS Sports and TUDN source: uefa.com \| share:	118
	I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial source: yahoo.com \| share:	221
	Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun source: nature.com \| share:	21

Sat May 01, 2021
		We TOLD you there was voter fraud. Don't you believe us now? source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	107

Fri April 30, 2021
	We investigated ourselves and..... errr.... sent four cops to court for assault and covering it up. More police accountability from the UK source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
	If you had "child porn" as the reason Josh Duggar got busted again, then step forward to collect nothing because EVERYONE figured that source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	210

Thu April 29, 2021
	Turns out, the Feds were going to arrest Derek Chauvin if his trial ended the other way source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	66
	Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick source: justice.gov \| share:	100

Wed April 28, 2021
	Hey remember the Insurrection dry run in Michigan? Three defendants have been charged with conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction. They were gonna nuke Michigan State? Bastards source: justice.gov \| share:	64
	Embezl mor munee source: al.com \| share:	21
	Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	32

Tue April 27, 2021
		Federal Courts: The Trump Administration's "public charge rule" is illegal. Trump Administration: SCOTUS, we want you to hear our appeal. SCOTUS: OK. Biden: On second thought, we're good. Red State AGs to SCOTUS: can WE appeal? SCOTUS: LOL, no source: scotusblog.com \| share:	17

Mon April 26, 2021
		Derek Chauvin could be facing charges for kneeling on a black person. No, not that one source: theroot.com \| share:	97

Sun April 25, 2021
	In the continuing trend of "completely believable police statements," cop shot a Black man on the phone with 911 because he thought he had a gun to his head source: axios.com \| share:	165
	Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump source: news4jax.com \| share:	95

Sat April 24, 2021
	"If anyone wants to watch an NBA game, don't come to Linnie's Pub. We will not air them until Lebron James has been expelled from the NBA." Good luck with that source: thehill.com \| share:	135
	Judge orders names of jurors kept secret after fears of gang retaliation. The gang of blue and their supporters, that is source: thehill.com \| share:	123
	Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers" source: bbc.com \| share:	130
	Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers" source: bbc.com \| share:	130

Fri April 23, 2021
	South Dakota high school rodeo club: On second thought, maybe we won't host a Slave/Branding Auction this year source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
	Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floating, ol' Mississippi, she's calling my name. Catfish jumpin, that paddle wheel pumpin', black water keep on rolling by just the same in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	220
	Southern Florida man upset by LeBron James' divisiveness and racism source: thehill.com \| share:	44
	Republicans keep battling intelligence.. Irony seen weeping in corner source: yahoo.com \| share:	43
	Barack has a message for Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting.' Thanks, Obama source: thehill.com \| share:	63
	Derek Chauvin: career criminal source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	90

Thu April 22, 2021
	US Air Force reaches a new milestone. Unfortunately that milestone is its first ever court martial of a General. Tag is a hint as to why source: stripes.com \| share:	76
	Police Department in Massachusetts would like to apologize for the anti-George Floyd post that went up on their Facebook page, says the officer who posted it actually meant to put it on his personal page. Because that's so much better source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	157

Wed April 21, 2021
	With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney source: politico.com \| share:	72
	Lying to a grand jury might just get you arrested, isn't that right Mr. Broward County Public Schools Superintendent? On a related note, you will also get arrested for leaking grand jury proceedings source: local10.com \| share:	15
	DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors source: npr.org \| share:	88
	Bill introduced by Progressives would make college free for most Americans, which is awesome news to those of us not already saddled with student loan debt source: thehill.com \| share:	185
	867-5309? source: tmz.com \| share:	78
	Zodiac Killer claims that President's remarks about racist killer cop's murder conviction could be grounds for mistrial, because reasons source: thehill.com \| share:	77

Tue April 20, 2021
	Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts source: wtrf.com \| share:	1503
	Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts source: wtrf.com \| share:	1503
	You would think a murder/dismemberment trial would hold your interest enough to keep you awake source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	23
	That was quick source: courttv.com \| share:	1973
	That was quick source: courttv.com \| share:	1973
	And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	59
	And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	59

Mon April 19, 2021
	Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case source: cnn.com \| share:	455
	Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case source: cnn.com \| share:	455
	In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence source: politico.com \| share:	57
	Does the prosecution have a solid case? Did the defense manage to cast doubt in at least one jury member's head? The closing arguments are now underway in the Derek Chauvn Trial, and this is your official Fark closing argument thread source: youtube.com \| share:	560

Fri April 16, 2021
		Crossbows don't kill serfs, serfs kill serfs source: theguardian.com \| share:	56

Thu April 15, 2021
	Judge threatens to declare a mistrial if the prosecution "even hints" at newly discovered evidence that proves that the defense's medical expert was full of shiat when he hinted Floyd could have died of carbon monoxide poisoning source: thehill.com \| share:	136
	Protip: if "Prince Harry" contacts you via social media and says he wants to marry you, it's probably not him source: pagesix.com \| share:	55
	Capitol insurrectionist claims he thought Antifa was attacking the Capitol and he, as a patriot, was just trying to defend it. Which is why he beat the shiat out of a cop and then went home and microwaved his cell and booked a flight to Switzerland source: msn.com \| share:	103

Wed April 14, 2021
	Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously source: thehill.com \| share:	44
	Appeals Court trims the fat from Frank Darabont's lawsuit against AMC over royalties for The Walking Dead source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	2

Tue April 13, 2021
	Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses source: theguardian.com \| share:	184
	Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses source: theguardian.com \| share:	184

Mon April 12, 2021
	Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense source: axios.com \| share:	132
	Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense source: axios.com \| share:	132
	Recreational runners have an almost 50% of incurring a major injury and once you do, the odds of a repeat increase. The only decision is to STOP RUNNING NOW, YOU FOOLS source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	69

Sat April 10, 2021
		Sócrates to stand trial for money laundering, helping Bill & Ted source: theguardian.com \| share:	17

Fri April 09, 2021
		OJ finds the real settlement with a Las Vegas hotel that realized that if the defamation accusations don't legally fit a jury must acquit for OJ source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	5

Thu April 08, 2021
	1. Bullet wound, 2. Heart attack, 3. Heart attack, 4. Overdose source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	79
	That sound you heard was Matt Gaetz opening the fifth of vodak he keeps in his desk drawer, right next to the bag of children's candy source: politico.com \| share:	162
	You think your work-from-home setup is sweet? Meet the justice of the Michigan Supreme Court who's been Zooming in from Dubai and Israel for the last 3 months source: freep.com \| share:	61
	WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	115
	Woman who had nude photos leaked resulting in the end of her employment loses lawsuit against publisher. Hulk Hogan can totally destroy Gawker, tho source: thehill.com \| share:	80
	Woman who had nude photos leaked resulting in the end of her employment loses lawsuit against publisher. Hulk Hogan can totally destroy Gawker, tho source: thehill.com \| share:	80
	Georgia State Rep. Park Cannon will not face charges for knocking while Black source: msn.com \| share:	37

Wed April 07, 2021
	Wonder how many familiar names might pop up among the 2.7 MILLION pages of evidence revealed by prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell case source: msn.com \| share:	73
	ʎoq pnoɹd source: cnn.com \| share:	140
	Public defender tells female employee her style of dress is causing inmates to masturbate. Employee says it's telling her to file a lawsuit source: klfy.com \| share:	116

Mon April 05, 2021
	Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	53
	Looks like worthless Alex Jones is gonna have to pay for his big mouth. Supreme Court told him to go fark himself source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	53
	Happy Corruption Trial Day in Israel. Have fun, Bibi source: jpost.com \| share:	38
	Harvey Weinstein appeals conviction on grounds that victims' testimony made him look "loathsome" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34
(Free BSC)	Buffalo Bills, Cleveland Browns, and Carolina Panthers all raise ticket prices for 2021, but teams with a QB beset by age, slowness, and injury do not source: behindthesteelcurtain.com \| share:	11

Sun April 04, 2021
		Like clockwork, Alan Dershowitz rushes to the defense of another sex trafficker from Florida. Getting to be kinda a habit for him innit? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	121

Sat April 03, 2021
		After undercover investigation, FBI and DEA raid Beverly Hills company that provided small secure and private boxes. Included in article: the in no way suspicious advertisement "we don't even want to know your name" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	72

Fri April 02, 2021
		"[He] decided he was on a 'mission for avenging' Kibbe's victims..." 'I am down to test my theory that no jury during a penalty phase of my potential death penalty trial will ever vote to see me executed,' he said." Well OK then, that's hard core source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	42

Thu April 01, 2021
	So this Matt Gaetz scandal traces back to a dirty tax collector. What am I, in the Bible? source: clickorlando.com \| share:	45
	Supreme Court finally begins to rein in liberal media hoaxes. Brought to you by the Sinclair Media Group source: reuters.com \| share:	41
	In a feat of journalism not equaled since the Dewey Defeats Truman headline, half of the Drudge Report Headlines are April Fool's jokes. Drew says a free year of TotalFark to the first Farker who successfully identifies 20 of the false headlines source: drudgereport.com \| share:	62
	In a feat of journalism not equaled since the Dewey Defeats Truman headline, half of the Drudge Report Headlines are April Fool's jokes. Drew says a free year of TotalFark to the first Farker who successfully identifies 20 of the false headlines source: drudgereport.com \| share:	62

Wed March 31, 2021
	Chauvin's defense lawyers are portraying the crowd of bystanders around him as he knelt on Floyd's neck as an "angry mob" that "distracted" him. Apparently hoping the jury won't notice the mob only became "angry" because he was killing someone source: nbcnews.com \| share:	149
	A new hydrogel halves muscle injury recovery time so don't be afraid to pull something source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7
	Yes, Chauvin may have kneeled on George Floyd's neck too long, but how was HE supposed to know that? It's not like there was a paramedic standing right next to him with tears in her eyes begging to be allowed to help Floyd. Oh. There was? Well hell source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	217

Tue March 30, 2021
	Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon source: koin.com \| share:	35
	8 out of 9 SCOTUS Justices believe it is okay if Transunion labels you a terrorist so you are denied credit source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	58
	Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪ source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	65
	Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪ source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	65
	Derek Chauvin lawyers promise they have a video that will totally justify standing on a guy's neck for nine minutes source: apnews.com \| share:	268
	Should we wish her well? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	28

Mon March 29, 2021
		"I'M ERIC AND I'M TOO PRETTY FOR PRISON and so is the rest of my family PLEASE NO DON'T LET ME BE ARRESTED" source: politicususa.com \| share:	115

Sun March 28, 2021
		Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump source: politicususa.com \| share:	167

Fri March 26, 2021
	WTF, Minnesota? Seriously, WTF? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	112
	WTF, Minnesota? Seriously, WTF? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	112
	Commit treason... CHECK. Get arrested... CHECK. BUT YOUR HONOR, I'VE GOT FINALS. Judge... Would you like me to have the officers drive you home? source: npr.org \| share:	162
	Man faints when judge tells him he's going to prison for murdering a random dude to threaten another source: cbc.ca \| share:	26

Thu March 25, 2021
	If you wear a Vuitton sweater to an insurrection but can't post the selfies to the 'Gram, did it really even happen? source: latimes.com \| share:	32
	King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved source: kiro7.com \| share:	33
	The internet: The cause of, and solution to, our January 6th problems source: latimes.com \| share:	39
	Prosecutors go easy on insurrectionists because white people source: reuters.com \| share:	83
	You bond out on a charge of murder after causing a car wreck that kills a 52-year old grandmother while street racing. Do you A) Get a GOOD Lawyer? B) start researching non-extradition countries? C) Post a FB video blaming Grandma for the crash? source: al.com \| share:	94

Wed March 24, 2021
	Juvenile arrested for injury to property. Because he picked a flower. Bonus - he's 6-years old. Guess the color of his skin source: newsinfo.inquirer.net \| share:	135
	After many snowstorms, Supreme Court of Canada to rule on snow source: msn.com \| share:	23

Tue March 23, 2021
	Former Acting US Attorney gives unauthorized interview, mentions seditious conspiracy charges, is brought up in two insurrectionist trials today, and is now under investigation by Justice Department for possibly sabotaging their cases source: cnn.com \| share:	46
	Apparently there's a new Standard Operating Procedure for cops, shooting you before you open the door. Then shooting you again source: duluthnewstribune.com \| share:	71

Mon March 22, 2021
	Welcome to The Jungle. Not that one. The n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n novel by Upton Sinclair source: npr.org \| share:	21
	SCOTUS to take up the case of some Dzhokhar - follow this one, as there's an outside chance it finally means the end of the death penalty for all of Europe and North America (except Belarus) source: cnn.com \| share:	51

Fri March 19, 2021
	Florida sheriff injured when he "got hit hard from the rear". Thankfully for him it wasn't a broke back injury source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	16
	Good news: Chauvin trial judge rules the case will remain in Minneapolis and proceed without further delays. Bad news: he will permit evidence in the inevitable character assassination of George Floyd. On balance, Misc tag it is source: cnn.com \| share:	134
	Ah yes, the old cheese stick defence source: i.stuff.co.nz \| share:	25

Thu March 18, 2021
	We need smart people to sit on juries source: theweek.com \| share:	72
	Court unanimously reinstates previously-overturned guilty verdicts for one of Misha Flynn's foreign lobbyist buddies source: politico.com \| share:	6

Mon March 15, 2021
		Federal grand jury hands down four new indictments for Brent Bozell IV, presumably one for each generation of humanity fail source: theintell.com \| share:	48

Sun March 14, 2021
	"Rambo Found Not Guilty of Attempted Murder" This is not a repeat from 1982, 1985, 1988, 2008, or 2019 source: cdapress.com \| share:	33
	"Rambo Found Not Guilty of Attempted Murder" This is not a repeat from 1982, 1985, 1988, 2008, or 2019 source: cdapress.com \| share:	33

Sat March 13, 2021
	DOJ: At least 100 more people could be charged with conspiring to storm the Capitol on January 6th. Oath Keepers at the top of the list source: npr.org \| share:	68
	Ladies, don't you hate it when you go to the doctor for an ankle injury and find out you were born a man? source: scmp.com \| share:	55
	I said, "NO anchovies" source: thechronicleherald.ca \| share:	24
	I said, "NO anchovies" source: thechronicleherald.ca \| share:	24

Fri March 12, 2021
	Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes wants to delay her criminal trial because she's pregnant. Tells the judge: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow" source: tmz.com \| share:	100
	Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes wants to delay her criminal trial because she's pregnant. Tells the judge: "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow" source: tmz.com \| share:	100
	You can order a lot of tasty treats off a Chicago food truck. Like Italian beef, hot dogs without catsup, the worlds best pizza, AK-47s, and Polish Sausage source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	27

Thu March 11, 2021
		Cancel culture means I can't get a fair trial in DC, so instead please move my trial to Western Texas where the real Americans know Donald J. Trump won the election and they will celebrate me and not convict me. Oh, and I don't even know Eliel Rosa source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	77

Wed March 10, 2021
	Mom's just a little tired, kids source: wtnh.com \| share:	26
	Reporter acquitted on charges of reporting on a protest source: msn.com \| share:	59

Tue March 09, 2021
	The economy of Detroit has sunk so low that corrupt politicians are forced to accept bribes in the form of barter source: detroitnews.com \| share:	9
	Arizona man can sue Costco over leaking his twice-cancelled erectile dysfunction medication prescription. It's not news, it's K-JiZZ source: kjzz.org \| share:	42
	Skipper of the Ghost Ship gets nine years in the brig source: nbcnews.com \| share:	55

Mon March 08, 2021
	Jury selection on pause in trial of Derek Chauvin as prosecuters and defense attorneys attempt to find 18 U.S. citizens who are intelligent critical thinkers who are also free of any bias or opinions on police, BLM, shoplifters, or Methodists source: ktla.com \| share:	123
	In the desert, a sprig of justice blooms source: cbsnews.com \| share:	22
	SCOTUS votes 8-1 that students can sue colleges over "speech zone" First Amendment violations. Go figure that Chief Justice John Roberts was alone in dissenting from the decision source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	81
	George Floyd trial tests how much if anything, will change in the U.S. I don't know, article writer, why don't you ask Rodney King, Trayvon Martin, Eric Garner, Michael Brown, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Alton Sterling, Philando Castile, Breonna Taylor source: cbc.ca \| share:	119

Sat March 06, 2021
		18 year old Capitol rioter promises judge he will be good if he can go home to mommy and daddy. Oh, and he is sorry for all the mean things he said source: ajc.com \| share:	138

Fri March 05, 2021
	Remember the "Slender Man" moral panic? If not... sorry source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	81
	'Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn' wins the Golden Bear in Berlin, and Borat or Sasha Baron Cohen are nowhere to be found source: apnews.com \| share:	8

Thu March 04, 2021
		Feds: Judge, this defendant has a fake passport, lead the Proud Boys on Jan 6, issued them encrypted com gear, and pre-positioned them to use the riot as cover to invade the Capitol and harm lawmakers. Judge: Eh, give him bail, it'll be FINE source: politico.com \| share:	91

Wed March 03, 2021
	DoJ has filed a motion to seal 9 videos from the January 6th insurrection, citing "an ongoing covert grand jury investigation". Hmmm source: twitter.com \| share:	85
	Don't hold your breath source: amp.usatoday.com \| share:	27
	Intel says ouch to the tune of $2.18 Billion. Notice of appeal to be filed in 3,2,1 source: crn.com \| share:	21

Tue March 02, 2021
	A witness was paid to lie. And another suspect got an undisclosed sweetheart deal. And two other people confessed. And the only eyewitness recanted. But the murder was sooo long ago, it would be unfair to release you. So says the Missouri Supreme Court source: apnews.com \| share:	50
	Retired actress gains pounds source: reuters.com \| share:	15
	Missouri man only charged with manslaughter for pointing a loaded gun at his son's head and firing it source: abc17news.com \| share:	86
	Prosecutors reveal a bit more about the Proud Boys' organized January 6 attack on the US Capitol and government source: politico.com \| share:	76

Mon March 01, 2021
	Let's check in with our favorite bumbling political hacks. With double prosecution goodness source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	42
	A pardon isn't NECESSARILY a literal "get out of jail free" card, especially if the President didn't pardon your co-conspirators and the feds want to hold you since you can't take the 5th, you may be forced to testify against them, Mr. Bannon source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	28

Fri February 26, 2021
(Soompi)	Actor sent home to recover from injury while filming K-drama "Joseon Exorcist." Fortunately it wasn't a neck hyper-rotation or bile-scarred throat, just a knee bumping the set source: soompi.com \| share:	7
	Man's warrior gene fails to keep him out of prison source: krqe.com \| share:	42
	Man's warrior gene fails to keep him out of prison source: krqe.com \| share:	42

Thu February 25, 2021
		The New York DA has Trump's tax returns source: cnn.com \| share:	233

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