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Sat August 08, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Did you receive an email from Google about a class action settlement? It's real
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Celebrity 2020 meme boards
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(Mac Daily News)
 
 
 
Apple now has enough cash in the couch cushions to buy 4 Dells. No, not desktops. Corporations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholic bishop of Diocese of Lexington: "For this president to call himself pro-life, and for anybody to back him because of claims of being pro-life, is almost willful ignorance. He is so much anti-life because he is only concerned about himself"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Covid-induced recession and recovery is neither a V nor a U. Rather, it's a drunken square root symbol
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump lickspittle installed as postmaster general says he's sabotaging mail service for reasons other than the election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Moderna to give people a "gift" and charge "well below value" for a dose of its $1 billion taxpayer funded COVID vaccine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A "bug" in Instagram's algorithm shielded Trump from negative hashtags without doing the same for Biden
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Monthly jobs report out, jobs rise 1.763m vs 1.48m for July, setting unemployment rate to 10.2%
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Thu August 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI finally catches escapee after 46 years. He was pretty fast for a 77-year-old
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
HBOMax's DC film library is, much like the DCU, is a confusing mess
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upstart electro-truck maker Nikola's entire quarterly revenue - all of $36,000 - was from a solar installation for its executive chairman, with its stock going from almost $94 at its peak to $35. Somebody's hauling something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Biden leads Trump among young Black voters. Still not news: Biden leads Trump among young Hispanic voters. Still not news: Biden leads Trump among young Asian voters. Sound the alarms: Biden leads Trump among young White voters
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Calpers CIO misses return targets and quits after less than two years, saying he wanted to focus on his health and family. Also, some other jackass already nabbed the "creative differences" excuse
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo's profits increased by 400% between this past March and June
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hilton sees massive drop in staying power. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
YouTube bans thousands of Chinese accounts for "coordinated influence operations"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"New polls suggest Trump's position has stabilized" in much the same way as the Titanic's position "stablized" when it made contact with the sea floor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oh. What a crappy feeling
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Live Nation reports revenue is down 98% due to Coronavirus shutdown. No word on how they made that 2%
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King's parent company's revenue falls 25% as the virus infects sales. Also, BKs, Timmy's, and Popeyes are under the same corporate roof
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Captain Marvel sequel gets a director that surely won't be controversial among incel man-babies at all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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Wed August 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has a new executive directive declaring Racism a public health crisis "The pandemic has confirmed and highlighted the deadly nature of these pre-existing inequalities caused by systemic racism"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Step up, Farkers. France is our ally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitler's campaign temporarily banned from Twitter. U.S. government communication expected to come to immediate halt. Deep State shakes hands, congratulates on job well done
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes. Or no. Or maybe. But maybe not, too. Cool graphics, though
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns & Roses reschedule European tour dates for 2021. No word if they'll be headlining Reading & LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LEEDS LEEDS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
LSU players on new helmet face shields: "I can't farking breathe under this thing"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump pledges fealty regarding UFO's: "I'm going to be totally guided by the great Lou Dobbs. And I will tell you that I'll do whatever you ask me to do"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Show Me state-funded healthcare
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FBG Duck goosed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well, I know what I'm not spending $30 for on September 4th
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
South Carolina poll suggests that it's HAPPENING: Lindsey Graham's lead might now be down to one point in Senate race
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Months after the 'Central Park Karen' incident, dog owners and bird watchers still are having a hard time getting along
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So in addition to being ugly as sin, that "Back the Blue" mural was also illegal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hendrix. Monterey Pop 1967. Nothing better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AIG loses $7.9 billion
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It looks as though Conor McGregor won't be sparring with anybody again this year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren comes up lame
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Glastonbury may not return until 2022
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Anybody up for another "Can the Democrats really win Texas?" Thread?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yes, Tyson Foods named the former head of Alphabet's 'X' new CEO, OK?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After pausing their advertising to reconsider their strategy, the Trump campaign has re-started their ad buys. Spoiler Alert: they decided to go with the cunning strategy of "attacking Biden"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Improving costs and efficiencies in a down market, Euro-bank HSBC is firing 35,000 faster
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Boomers become the echo
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1982, a sodomy arrest resulted in controversy, as the legal system took the concept in before finally discharging it out the back end in 2003
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Not news these days: Struggling retailer pleads with UK landlord to slash rents. Fark: Apple
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China's manufacturing activity hits its highest level in July in more than nine years even as export demand remained in "contraction territory." Xi's so enigmatic
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scienticians identify new source of Covid outbreaks: boredom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Say "Hello" to the new hosing crisis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Need justification to put your fist through your monitor?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid-19, Lions-8
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
According to 538, Biden's lead over Trump has shrunk 18.75% since July 11th. It's going to happen again, isn't it?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bakery worker fired after 44 years of service ... for breaching shop's Covid-19 rules ... after accepting cash to help elderly customers
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Family claim Kill Bill star David Carradine was murdered by secret 'kung fu assassins', not in kooked-up bondage game gone wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Murder suspect escapes prison using the old 'bed sheets tied together' trick from 12th floor cell. Obviously with a lot of bed sheets
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks. Twitter makes it official
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Lower Korea's banknotes are getting damaged as people try to microwave them as Best Korea's citizenry continues to feed on theirs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armor overcomes online
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Turtle becomes road kill
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Dr. Demon Semen doubles down on quack medical claims, and her strip-mall "clinic" would make Saul Goodman blush with shame
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to introduce an alcoholic drink called Topo Chico. Oh Eddie
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX is just going to ruin the night sky with its Starlink satellites. New hotness: Amazon is going to ruin the the night sky with its Kuiper satellites
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddy, the first dog to test positive for Coronavirus, has died. Was he a good boy? Damn right he was
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman gets COVID-19, discovers in rehab that one of her aides is her long-lost sister last seen 50 years ago
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Notgear
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baby red panda born in Berlin zoo. I repeat, baby red panda. This is not a drill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is now outpacing New York in number of coronavirus cases
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With revenue dropping 20%, Dunkin Brands isn't looking too krispy at the moment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble earnings score from COVID-induced demand for toilet paper, cleaning supplies, interest in the occult
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio has evidently been taken over by reptilians and purveyors of demon semen
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Investigation finds that Target Starbucks barista is not guilty of tamponering with LAPD officer's Frappuccino, to the surprise of no one who's ever actually seen a tampon before
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fastest-growing smartphone maker in mainland China isn't Xiaomi, Huawei, OnePlus, Oppo, or even Vivo. You've probably never heard of it
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Up until June, Greg Reese proudly displayed a Confederate flag on his car. But after a series of realizations, including the police killing of George Floyd, he removed it and created a new decal -- one that reads "Rednecks for Black Lives"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's economy? Phooey
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
SeaWorld revenue tanks
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know what else kills COVID-19? That's right, Frank Stallone
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In 2016, man escapes North Korea, and defects to the South. In 2020, facing a criminal investigation for sexual assault in South Korea, he decides to defect BACK to North Korea. Oh, and he's showing symptoms of the Coronavirus. The Aristocrats
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Celebrated epidemiologist and Small Face Syndrome sufferer Charlie Kirk says he won't wear a mask because he doesn't believe the science
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Barr show? Will he be charged with treason if he does show up? Will there be enough popcorn? THIS is your Barr Congressional hearing thread. (10am start time)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JetBlue lands deeply in the red
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Revenues McDown 30%
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts lets employees know they gambled on the wrong employer
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Brinkwire)
 
 
 
Taiga, taiga, burning bright
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Juneteenth is now an official Massachusetts state holiday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Gallup poll says a lesser number of Americans are self-identifying as conservative. Fewer, too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hasbro finds out store closures and product shortages are no game - even if you have hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Durable-goods orders surge 7.3% in June as everybody got out and bought something
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yelp reviews restaurant closures and yeah, it's pretty much what you think
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With his microchips and satanic rituals clearly in place, Bill Gates is saying a Korean firm could make 200mil vaccines by next June
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Sharks, the Jets, and now... the Baboons?
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Corporate America was on your side until like mid-June ... then they resumed their regular greed
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump might be... learning?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
59% Americans plan to stay fat after the pandemic passes. We might need that blubber to survive lean times ahead
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump has never stopped covering up his collusion with Russia
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Soooo...$9.9 billion to Live Nation then?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's always a moment between saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?" and actually getting stabbed. This is one of those moments
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shale oil's pretty well fracked for the foreseeable future
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kirk's pride: Kobayashi Maru. Canada's shame: Komagata Maru
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Don't get caustic about it, but the Detroit Tigers will be wearing a uniform patch to honor one of the team's all-time greats, who passed away earlier this year
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's throw a record setting Siberian heat wave sparking raging wildfires and Arctic ice melt onto the 2020 pile
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's talk about which state is most likely to have parents creating COVID clusters with house parties then not cooperating with authorities and why it's New Jersey
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here comes covid economic tsunami II: Small Business Boogaloo and the Fed is still on the beach applying sunscreen
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Your rig, show it to us and list its specs. Link goes to Steam hardware survey showing that while Intel dominates still, AMD has had real gains in CPU share. This is your Fark Friday gaming thread
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
We were gonna do this prank show starring Chris D'Elia but all the pranks involved touching ladies and handing out boxes of popcorn with holes in the bottom
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leeds United defend decision to put players on open-top bus outside stadium after winning the Championship. Because showing off a new trophy will get fans to go away
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Two Wisconsin friends made a pact that if either won Powerball, they'd split the winnings. 28 years later, and in the midst of the clusterfark out there, promise kept. Not jerking your bobber on this, folks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump spoke with Putin today about coronavirus and arms treaties and...seems like there's another topic that might have been worth broaching. Oh well
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Centuries-old member of Japan's shrine association plans to exit after years of distrust, exacerbated when "association failed to provide the shrine with a heihaku cash offering in time for Emperor Naruhito's conducting of the Daijosai"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"If Republicans aren't willing to help out Americans during the biggest pandemic of the past century, what the hell good are they?"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Try to pay a FL alley hooker $5 for sex? Yep, that's a beating & she'll take your $5
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Prodigy officially announced. As Earth links up to the stars, a new crew navigates the galaxy
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The median price for a home in San Diego is now over $600k (with photo of a $500k house in a crappy neighborhood)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rise in testing is not driving the rise in US coronavirus cases. Bonus: state-by-state maps to see if you should venture outside your basement
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Wed July 22, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Big, tough Philadelphia SWAT Officer Richard Paul Nicoletti, who lowered masks of protesters to douse them with pepper spray as they knelt during a police brutality protest will be charged. It's a start
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul demands immediate impeachment due to inept coronavirus response
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan has become a party pooper for retailers
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Nobody ever has good things to say about the guy in the troubled relationship buying shovels & cleaning supplies the day after his girlfriend disappears
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Another day another "if you support end to end encryption you love pedophiles" argument
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke to remove all products containing brains in an effort to exit the niche zombie market
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know who else is pissed off at those "little green men" in Portland wearing military-style fatigues? The guy who runs our ACTUAL military, who is concerned that people might mistake those fascist goons for actual soldiers
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
America, 144,000 dead: WHOO HOO, rock-n-roll, freedom, let's get back to work y'all. Japan, 1,000 dead: This is a shame and we should get serious about this virus before it overwhelms us
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
COVID-19 outbreak in Detroit cloister: nun survived
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Tue July 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
With tech antitrust scrutiny increasing, Amazon sets a new lobbying record. It's a pretty prime number
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner says his good pal Mohammed bin Salman is just a guy with two left feet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#HonestObit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump 2020 campaign has blown through almost $1 BILLION, and all it has to show for it are a $2.4M house in Fort Lauderdale, a pair of Florida condos, a yacht, and a Ferrari
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huckabeast continues to lie about Trump even though it's no longer her job
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After a flat quarter, things are again getting sweeter for Coke
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to sign some executive orders to make it look like he's working
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2 years (prostate) cancer free. I've been diagnosed with low testosterone and am meeting doc today for possible TRT. Studies show its safe, doc says "gas on a fire", do I insist on treatment or live with a crappy quality of life?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Microsoft engages maximum trolling
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Mon July 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canines and corvids and comedy in Covid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
12
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NBC's Savannah Guthrie undergoing surgery after being hit by train
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"And while people definitely can get sick off alcohol, this was not at all the same picture. When you have hand sanitizer ingestions, normally they don't need to be hospitalized, they certainly don't end up in the ICU"
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The aftermath of The Alienest sees Sara Howard opening her own detective agency. Events put her back in the lives of John Moore and Dr. Kreizler. Will the team find the missing Ana Linares? Angel of Darkness 2 hour premiere, 9PM ET on TNT
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(Classics od Science Fiction)
 
 
 
We live in great grampa's science fiction future, so why doesn't the present feel more... futuristic?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Oh, we're sorry man, we didn't know that our bar banning baggy blue jeans, long white tee shirts, do rags and baseball caps worn backward was racist?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've been holding out hope for a college football season this year, well... let's just say that having nearly a third of West Virginia's team catching COVID-19 does not bode well for your hopes
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump impersonator goes all in on bronzer
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spiking virus rates hit France's Brittany region one more time
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"If you are leaving these lemons full of needles in public, we ask that you stop, and then talk to us to explain what you were doing"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
It turns out that Trump has pumped up his approval rating among Republicans by causing all the sane ones to flee the party since January
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain goes into lockdown mode again, sending 1.6 million Barcelonians to their homes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In July, video game spending hit it's highest point in ten years. GEE I WONDER WHY
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
M-I-C... crazy Mouseketeer's alleged killer released pending trial. K-E-Y... Why? Because we like him. W-T-Actual-Faaark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One month ago, AFFOTD reviewed every state's COVID-19 response and asked the question "Are They farking Up? Here's what's happened since. Spoiler: we're farked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Confectioner Cadbury says it's reducing the size - but not the price - of its candies. You know, for safety
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
One individual practically purchased Judge Beer Bong's confirmation for nearly $16 million
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Thursday. 77,217 new cases in a day is now the record. For the moment
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor Lightfoot ain't having Press Secretary White Privilege Barbie's criticism of the job she's doing as mayor: "Hey, Karen, watch your mouth,"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Interesting Tag: Former Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer calls out current Arizona Republican Governor, Doug Ducey, for his disastrous handling of the COVID-19 situation. Cool Tag: with a "Breaking Bad" quotation
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
So Gov.Stitt, now that you have tested positive for COVID-19 will you now support requiring masks? Answer: Fark no. Coda: ♫You're getting sick Oklaha-farking-homa, Oklaha-farking-homa not okay ♬
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America went crazy buying new clothes during June on news that eating nothing but Nachos, Funyons, and pizza for three months causes many wardrobe items to no longer fit correctly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Domino's grabs a bigger slice of the pie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASCAR fans: Don't you dare accuse us of not being racists
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man arrested for offering homeless man $6 to do backflip on camera, then laughing for 10 minutes after he fell on his head and broke his neck. Will he attempt it's just a prank bro defense in court?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Federal judge rejects gym claim to stay open for another 26 minutes
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops have bone to pick with man shaking skeleton outside grocery store
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(CNN)
 
 
 
She's gone Oh-I. Oh-I
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan says it's going to produce 30% less crappy cars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son sold 'N-Word Passes' to his white friends. Am I right to be upset about this?"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, ya know, getting a ticket for disobeying lockdown is not that bad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to fewer coffin nails
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook has a message for you, and you're not going to like it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No. No, it doesn't
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Latest swing state polling drop shows Trump's runaway freight train momentum continues to build
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this statue of a slave trader with one of a Black Lives Matter protester. Let's see if anybody notices
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is spiking at the Tesla plant in Fremont, California (Where Elon Musk himself toured unmasked in June)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Without having to actually pay for, you know, actual surgeries and doctor's visits, the US' largest health insurer more than doubled its profit in Q2
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Update: World famous street artist Banksy's virus-inspired Tube artwork was ACCIDENTALLY removed by a train cleaner with no appreciation for the arts. Luckily transport chiefs want him to do another one
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor of NY to charge out-of-state visitors from high-infection states $2000 if they're being idiots
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Governor Ducey, that's not social distancing"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
TIL the Confederate States of America were part of the landing on Okinawa and occupation of Japan, which lasted until this Monday
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(Some Lawn Guylander)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: you put an old piano out on the street and some scavenger or Billy Joel pulls up to see if it's any good
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Human dumpster fire meets karma
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Arkansas police officer who told a colleague he would "shoot through the door" any protesters who came to his home has been charged with ... killing a fellow officer who knocked on his door
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(Flight Global)
 
 
 
American Airlines preparing to furlough 1,500 pilot jobs, 30% of management and administrative jobs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like Citibank will be getting a bailout
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, not from Kroger, not this time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Weinstein victims to Judge: Yeah that $19 million settlement fund SOUNDS like a lot of money, but he had so many victims that it's going to only net us about $7,500-20,000 per
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Sewage keeps backing up in Waterloo
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The economy is in a tail spin? Better cut taxes for the rich
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Head Cheater pats smaller cheater on head for cheating less. Or better. This may sound crude, but this is the oily world in which we live
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Japan blames US for 'not taking coronavirus seriously' after major outbreaks at military bases in Okinawa
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald "Winner" Trump continues his string of record setting accomplishments with a projected $3.74 Trillion annual deficit. Eclipsing weak Obama's measly $1.4 Trillion record. You libs must be so triggered
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
April: Hot weather will slow the spread of COVID-19. July: Hot weather contributing to the spread of COVID-19
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Same crappy pizza, better new management: Papa John's
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Bold and the Beautiful announces return date, Coronavirus precautions, more evil twins
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snacks, not sodas are the choice of a new generation in lockdown
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SCOTEX: FU to GOP
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(Taste of Country)
 
 
 
49 years ago, Eagles performed together publicly for the first time in public as a backing group for Linda Ronstadt. At Disneyland
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Meh. Aw, hell no. That's too bad. Good riddance. Uhmm, who now? Unpossible. Wait, they didn't already?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM job ad calls for 12 years' experience with software that's only six years old
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Surgeon General explains his March mask madness by saying "We used to prescribe people cocaine"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare
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Sat July 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most glorious nation of Kazakhstan says Chinese are know-nothings and there is no new deadly virus is most wonderful and healthy nation
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Completely not a publicity stunt presidential run by Kanye West doubles down on the (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) by naming a totes legit running mate ... who's nuttier than he is
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
What's behind Japan's record-breaking rainfall? Besides the obvious factor of global warming, forecasters note unexpected presence of "wet tongue"
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Old & busted when renting a car: New car smell. New hotness: Lysol smell
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own behavior
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Boystown might be renamed Rainbow Way. This would never happen if Spencer Tracy was still alive
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
China's 2020 auto sales look like something Detroit dreamed up
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un is not dead, he's just in zombie form after visiting his grandad Kim Il-Sung's memorial site. His sister has taken over the day-to-day as she seeks an end to US summit to prove she's in control (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
As it comes out of lockdown, Italy's May industrial output less Italian than expected
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lady A is standing her ground against Lady Ant Cerebellum
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Arlington should have an African American woman screaming "States Rights" and an African American man following his owner off to war saying "You are fighting for my future too, good sir"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pretty sure "The Power of Positive Thinking" doesn't have a chapter on declaring bankruptcy 6 times and committing adultery by raw-dogging porn stars, for starters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Americans disapprove of Trump's handling of pandemic. Now, surely, no one can believe that Trump will win in November? Right?
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(Trail or park?)
 
 
 
I may not know what art is, but apparently a fire-damaged mobile home ain't it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"To me, snake is Satan and I don't deal with him. You feel me?"
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs believes the Deep State has gotten to the republican members of the Supreme Court
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley to Trump: "Go find a different way to suck up to racists, Treason Boy"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Erie county DA says no charges will be filed against a cop caught on video kicking a seated, passive, protester in the face. Also, since she's feeling generous, she won't charge the protester with scuffing the officer's boots with her face either
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
As long as Turkey is still threatening to leave NATO, maybe it's time to take them up on that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC Jacksonville convention might be held outdoors, as hurricane force winds should in theory disperse coronavirus
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Costco keeps climbing, not carin' about Karens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rethidenth of Catalonia mutht wear mathkth in public platheth or fathe fineth of one hundred euroth
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Failure to mute may expose ESPN announcer to the natural consequences of his behavior
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo now says it will donate that $400mil it somehow, totally accidentally received from the PPP to small businesses. Interest rates can be negotiated at a later date
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Renowned political analyst agrees that Biden should not debate Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The President has yet to release his financial disclosure form, despite a 45 day extension period which expired at the end of June. Something to hide, Donnie?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No mask, no civility, no job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath doesn't need to win, she just needs to force Mitch to spend $80 million in Kentucky that he was planning to spend helping other Republican Senate races nationwide
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
TSA employee blows whistle over inadequate COVID-19 precautions. TSA Administrator does the surprising thing
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Lady Antebellum fights racism by stealing the name of a Black blues singer and suing the blues singer over it
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Taiwanese hardware CEO dies after falling from one of the company's buildings. Platitudes to the left, speculation to the right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe's health minister is fired over a virus-linked equipment scam. White House last seen taking notes, preparing job offer
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The GOP asks, "Where the white women at?" Probably in a park calling the police on a minority or in a Walmart trying to burn all the masks and demanding to speak to the manager
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Is the world a better place when a heroin dealer dies? Click to the right for the "yes" portion of the argument
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Driving backwards on the Pennsylvania Turnpike is never a good idea, especially when you are stoned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing ominous here. Just 1/3rd of Americans didn't make their rent or mortgage payments for July
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado governor says he plans to mass pardon anyone convicted of possession of less than 2 ounces of marijuana. Extra Spiffy: Bill also removes barriers to entering the marijuana business for those convicted of marijuana crimes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Park Police: You want the audio tapes of the radio traffic between officers and commanders on June 1st when officers cleared out Lafayette park for Trump's photo op? Gee, well, darn the luck, but recorder was broken that day, so they don't exist
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
B-b-but won't someone PLEASE think of the poor police officers?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Anthony Bourdain and President Barack Obama met up for a meal at your restaurant you too would turn their table into a memorial
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the award for "heartwarming story of airline doing the right thing" goes to ... Spirit?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you work at Los Alamos National Laboratory and you noticed you were glowing a bit more than normal last month, your bosses would like to have a word with you
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
MN recommends keeping both hands on the steering wheel and holding perfectly still if you want to survive a traffic stop. It's up to you whether to keep your license and insurance clenched in your teeth or stapled to your forehead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brother can you spare an Apple, NYC's unemployment rate is just about at 20 percent, a figure not seen since the Great Depression
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today's explosion in Iran has been brought to you by 'human error'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lufthansa: Thanks for the bail-out. Oh, BTW, we're gonna need 20% of management to not let the door hit you in the backside on your way to the unemployment office. Yeahhhh, that'd be super
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey FDA guys can you look into Hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for Covid president Trump still likes this drug and we want to make him happy, right?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One sure fire way to make sure you get only the best police officers: make them take out their own personal liability insurance policies to do their jobs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican National Convention attendees will be tested every day for coronavirus, human-equivalent level of mental competency, self-tanner
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(Nat. Center for Sci. Edu)
 
 
 
Percent of high school biology teachers teaching evolution as settled science goes from 51% to 67% from 2007 to 2019. What the fark is wrong with 33% of biology teachers?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
I wonder what the angry tweets are going to say
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada should build a wall and America should pay for it
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Many people would bet the house on 50-50 odds in Nevada
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(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone, Kanye West missed the registration deadlines for his presidential bid
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There is no sex in the quarantine room
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Guy loses his job and does the only logical thing: rides his bike from Atlanta to Pittsburgh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
México supera a Francia en número de muertos por coronavirus con 30,366 muertos
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(Thunder Bay News)
 
 
 
Minnesota couple fined $1.98 US for not quarantining themselves after entering Canada
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's time for your annual reminder that meat isn't really in hot dogs
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Linkin Park's "In the End" hits 1 billion YouTube views for some apropos reason
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If you're slashing women's tires to get to know them better, you're probably doing it wrong. ///Just slashie sayin'
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sets another record - 11,458
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
This July 4th, Minnesota would like to remind you that it's illegal to buy, own, light, look at, or think about any fireworks more fun than a sparkler. Wisconsin would like you to remind you that the good stuff is just across the border
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Trump family might start caring about coronavirus
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article on "the week America lost control over the pandemic". TL;DR Just tell me, was it infrastructure week? It was, wasn't it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like it's gonna be harder to vote in Alabama thanks to new Supreme Court ruling
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
GA Governor Brian Kemp (R-Epressive) hopes threat of college football season cancellation will encourage mask usage, instead of Kemp showing courage by ordering mandatory mask wearing throughout state
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you take a regular laser beam, and then compress it like a spring, so it all arrives at the same time, it REALLY hertz
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Bay pandemic film hit with "do not work order" by SAG-AFTRA due to pandemic
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
'Aren't you tired of COVID?' asked the pastor. Church of God congregations in Cleveland, TN shut down again by His Meek and Tiny Creation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Native American author wants you to know that Trumps rally at Mount Rushmore on the 4th of July is just as bad as Trump original plan to hold a rally in Tulsa on Juneteenth
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China announces "No. 1 Flood" for Three Gorges Dam headwaters, and if you're into that kind of thing we'd just as soon you keep it to yourself
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Roger Stone says he hopes "Q is real" after watching "Q Who?" and getting terrified of the Borg
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Private GOP polls show some uncomfortable truths for Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The biggest difference for Trump between the 2020 election and 2016 is that he's burnt his honesty card
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine the 82nd Airborne Division and the 3rd Infantry Regiment using bayonets on U.S. citizens in Washington, D.C. and you've arrived at our new reality
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler to assembly-line workers: The coronavirus will continue until morale improves
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 3,500 teachers and students at public schools in Saitama lose their lunch over meal of fried chicken, a tuna/potato dish, seaweed salad, rice and miso soup. I had the fish
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't bet against the Detroit Tigers, unless there's money to be made, in which case do bet against the Detroit Tigers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump gloats that the economy got 7 yards on a 4th and 18 play
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tourists: let's see the Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate Bridge: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Remember Trump's rally in Tulsa? "Health-care workers were quizzed about whether they had leaked the information about the positive cases to the news media - and then were given a different list of people to test"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's strategy of keeping his mouth shut is paying off big time as his teams fundraising efforts now top Trump's
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
10,109. In one day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The sentient klan hood controlling Tucker Carlson warns the left is trying to cancel Columbus day and replace it with Juneteenth. OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US adds 4.8mil new jobs to be cut as the wave swells and washes over the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good News: Unemployment falls to 11.1%. Bad news: Unemployment is still at 11.1%
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I want to see the 2020 NHL finals. Do you? Toronto and Edmonton as host cities. Will the players vote for it? If not go Jets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First ever direct flight from Mongolia to the US delivers PPE to the Navajo Nation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you a good social media influencer? Do you want to earn $100k to keep a giant douche in power until he dies? See Comrade Vasily for more info
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Hello foreclosure crisis my old friend ♪ I've come to talk with you again ♬
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Roger Stone begs Trump: "Pardon me so I can be a more effective 2020 campaigner for you"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senators mull replacing Columbus Day with Juneteenth as a federal holiday. Wait, what?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Education announced that they would stop employing Nelnet and Great Lakes to take student loans. It was a surprise for everyone- especially those companies
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(Soompi)
 
 
 
With latest song, K-pop girl group BLACKPINK sets five YouTube views-related Guinness World Records. Just like McDonald's, it's not about the quality, it's about the millions and millions served
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox anchor fired after being possessed by the ghost of Roger Ailes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh, that Jared. There he goes, shaking things up again
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The real reason Kim Jong-un ordered the liaison office with South Korea to be blown up? He was furious after 'dirty photos' of his wife were shared on leaflets floating from the south (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I was watching the news today and they said there's some kind of virus infecting people in the United States
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