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Fri July 23, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Don't play Deadpool with your girlfriend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Trump adviser Thomas Barrack is freed to home confinement after posting bail. All quarter-BILLION dollars of it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Although yoga pants and leggings raise blood pressure and lead to stiffening, they can't prevent you catching covid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Although yoga pants and leggings raise blood pressure and lead to stiffening, they can't prevent you catching covid
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Boil this story down to brass tacks and it's that a teen is going to spend five years in prison because he REALLY wanted someone else's Twitter handle and killed a man in an attempt to get it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's last line of defense in defamation lawsuit: Hillary Clinton. Laughter OL
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist pleads guilty. The one who filmed Ashli Babbit shove her way to the front to crawl through the window and get shot
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Thu July 22, 2021
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court unanimously tells state lawmakers they actually have to listen to voters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
St. Louis just royally farked up a couple dozen homicide prosecutions, but not to worry - it's not a big murder town, according to city spokesman Ian Faith
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
St. Louis just royally farked up a couple dozen homicide prosecutions, but not to worry - it's not a big murder town, according to city spokesman Ian Faith
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Health Canada's testing protocols cannot change a dead parrot into a live one"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man accused of plotting to bomb the Democratic Party HQ in Sacramento ALMOST got bail, until the judge explained to the guy's wife that it would be HER job to ensure he stayed home, didn't do 'roids, stayed off the internet and away from guns
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Feds fear Barrack may flee to Kenya, demand his detainment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Keith Raniere, who is predatory, convicted, incarcerated for 120 years, and broke, is ordered to pay $3.46 million to some of his victims. Clare Bronfman and Allison Mack, who are predatory and not broke, are serving light sentences
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Tue July 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Those of you worrying about buying your Tiffany rings from Costco can breathe a little easier now. And don't forget to grab a rotisserie chicken and a 3 gal vat of mayo for dinner
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Mon July 19, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Don't pump for drunks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump appointed federal judge throws out antivaxxer lawsuit, against public university in Indiana with a vaccine requirement, proving that the scriptwriters for 2021 are drunk
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Judge, let her out. Posting "Eat shiat and step on Legos" on IG may not mean she's a functioning person, but she totally fits in with other white suburban moms in 2021
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Jersey woman ordered by judge to remove her farking profane anti-Biden posters
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Sun July 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
De-ruling from de-judge lifting de-restrictions on de-cruise industry d'overturned d'on d'appeal
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
No word on the status of the bath water
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Judgement Day averted, but it's going to mean a delay in your grocery delivery (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BET)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby demands compensation for time spent behind bars
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Fri July 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dream Over: TX judge declares DACA illegal, forbids further applications
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two former cops arrested for their role in the insurrection, all because they blabbed to family. Welp, they're Tucked
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judge rules that donors to Arizona's election fraudit don't get to remain anonymous
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The behavior and likely court-based sanction of Big Lie lawyers will force the profession "to confront itself and make decisions about who we want to be, ... which may be uncomfortable", says lawyer who apparently has never met other lawyers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman's father-in-law pepper sprayed the NFL veteran. If he had also used mustard gas, Sherman would now be a seasoned veteran
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
10 times rock music has been demonized by outsiders. Wait a sec...only 10?
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Thu July 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney now wants to press charges against her daddy. Wait - perhaps we should go with umm, "father"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney now wants to press charges against her daddy. Wait - perhaps we should go with umm, "father"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For sale: Slightly distressed waterfront property
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britney Spears takes ownership of the free Britney movement
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britney Spears takes ownership of the free Britney movement
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Judge Dredd and Richard B. Riddick may have crossed paths with the God Emperor of Mankind in the days before the grimdark 40,000th millennium and the latter got his text-to-speech device installed
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Racist Thumb terrorizing neighborhood for years must wait in jail for his trial on 14 charges. "Need to see what happened before this" to the right
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Racist Thumb terrorizing neighborhood for years must wait in jail for his trial on 14 charges. "Need to see what happened before this" to the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz
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Wed July 14, 2021
(E! Online)
 
 
 
As Fark keeps plowing straight towards the year 2000, Britney is allowed to choose her own attorney
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
As Fark keeps plowing straight towards the year 2000, Britney is allowed to choose her own attorney
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses lawsuit against Royal Caribbean Cruises after finding that no, they actually DON'T need to warn passengers that dangling their babies out of 11th story windows could end in tragedy, since most people can figure that out on their own
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Hi, I would like to cash $1.4 million of legitimate postal money orders, please
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Judge Robespierre rules that witnessing a murder in person is not automatically a traumatic event
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(Shocking)
 
 
 
Unannounced cop provides unannounced tasing
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(Shocking)
 
 
 
Unannounced cop provides unannounced tasing
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Larry Klayman now complaining that a Trump-appointed Federal Judge, not of an Obama-appointed judge, presided over Roy Moore's lawsuit against Sasha Barton Cohen. Case was dismissed with prejudice because Moore signed clause allowing deception on show
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you are upset over an airline's bag fee you a) take the bus, b) write a complaint, c) make a fake bomb threat. In related news: Canada man can morph into Florida man if he is exposed to the state for too long
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Governor of California has such awesome lawyers that they forgot to list his party affiliation when contesting the recall: judge rules Newsom cannot have "Democrat" on the ballot with his name
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Today's masterful performance by the Kraken crew-just the opening show of a North American tour
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Lawyers from the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms, who are representing a group of churches fighting lockdowns, hired a private investigator to follow the judge to his home and cottage to try and catch him breaking COVID restrictions
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
That would be a shame if the Rams would have to pay all those seat licenses back to the fans of St. Louis and while your at it, have some of their henchman(jones/goodell)pay punitive damages
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like he'll be managing cases for his judge in that big courtroom in the sky
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Only the best lawyers start to turn on each other
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
86-year-old janitor who spent 20 years as political prisoner in Cuban prison takes his termination after 31 years with grace, if by grace you mean recreate that scene from "Scarface" after the Diaz Brothers hit goes awry
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's the damndest thing but now that it has reached the "Sanctions" stage, none of the six lawyers involved in the "Kraken" lawsuit in Michigan, including Sidney Powell, and Lin Wood, apparently wrote the initial complaint, or barely even read it
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Sun July 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brazilians support impeachment of Bolsonaro. That's a LOT of support
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Their filings and documents, to the layperson, have the look and feel of being actual legal filings, but they're actually flights of fancy, magical thinking"
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Q-anon was right: Powerful Capitol Hills staffer pleads guilty to child porn charges after a federal investigation in a DC-based pedophile ring. Sure, he's a REPUBLICAN, but, details, details
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jan 6 rioter who brought zip ties and chemical spray to the Capitol asks to make a statement at his court hearing. Not news: his attorney advises him against it. Fark: the judge advises him against it. Tag is for whatever he was going to say
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Thu July 08, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kardashians to receive $11.5 million in cosmetics dispute, vow to annex Bajor in a fortnight
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti to just do it in prison for 2.5 years
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Britney leaves her clothes alone
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
The same Catholic Church that spent $300 million on renovations, private limos, and posh living quarters for the hierarchy is saying they don't have $25 million to give to sexual abuse victims
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Team Kraken: Hey so like, can we get this other guy to show up to our, uh, sanctions thingy instead? *Judge Judy glares* DENIED
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Wed July 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Anyone who wonders how we got here is either a liar or a fool
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Othello, the Moor of menace
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Ordered to hand over documents, gun manufacturer sends Facebook minion memes instead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Rapper Pooh Shiesty held on federal gun and robbery charges" *Belch* Morty, there is a rapper named "Pooh Shiesty". *belch* People actually BUY his records Morty. Don't look away Morty, this is what society is now. Pooh Schiesty, Morty
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to block antidemocratic voting laws in Georgia for fear of "disrupting the administration of an ongoing election," which obviously is something only republicans are allowed to do
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds the USAF is 60% responsible for the 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs TX that left 2 dozen people dead, because they failed to enter his felony domestic violence conviction into the ATF's "cannot buy a gun "database
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(No promotion)
 
 
 
Don't sign an arbitration agreement with Panda Express, lest ye not be able to sue when they force you to strip in front of your co-workers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britnery Spears's legal team becomes the latest resignation following conservatorshipghazi
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britnery Spears's legal team becomes the latest resignation following conservatorshipghazi
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The Moors get sidetracked on their way to Madrid, wind up in a Boston courthouse, complaining the courts have no standing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
No, you don't have the right to have sex with those students, teacher
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Sat July 03, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Let me off this train wreck
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Well, that explains why my lawn was always cut so fast
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Well, that explains why my lawn was always cut so fast
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Absolutely pathetic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
She's too old for you, dude
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Michigan would like Chris Hansen to have a seat over there
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How Trump's going to not be indicted, this time
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Judge to Britney Spears: No freedom for you
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
James Franco comes up with 2.2 million ways to say sorry
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out Cosby spoke freely about drugging and raping women after the first case was closed, and that testimony can't be used against him. Up next: O.J. Simpson's upcoming new book "I did it" expected to top US bestseller lists
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The biggest key is being white. Next is being pretty. Then comes being female. And knowing Superman doesn't hurt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Biden judge train keeps on a-rolling
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney hits out in furious online rant, wants you to leave her alone. If only there was a meme for this
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera, the former rival to Britney Spears, calls the conservatorship of her former nemesis "unacceptable"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"Awesome setup, but i trust a parents judgement so i'll assume you are crazy"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You see, millionaires aren't much different from schlubs like you and me, even if they can dodge jail after building an illegal man cave with a bowling alley, cinema, squash court and a bar with a casino, and refusing orders to tear it down (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You see, millionaires aren't much different from schlubs like you and me, even if they can dodge jail after building an illegal man cave with a bowling alley, cinema, squash court and a bar with a casino, and refusing orders to tear it down (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Qanon thinks that the old switcheroo has been pulled on Derek Chauvin
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Toyota: "We do not believe it is appropriate to judge members of Congress solely based on their votes on the electoral certification"
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Obvious: SD's Attorney General files a motion objecting to any recording of his trial on criminal charges arising from the incident where he hit a man on the interstate and drove off leaving him to die. Fark: He's charged only with 3 misdemeanors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1/6 seditionist then: "I'm so sorry. I was only concerned about an old woman. Please have mercy". 1/6 Seditionist now: "Suckers"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin, on the day of his sentencing: Hey, judge, how about letting me have a new trial? Judge: LOL, no
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin, on the day of his sentencing: Hey, judge, how about letting me have a new trial? Judge: LOL, no
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
There's doubling down. There's digging your hole even deeper. There's beating a dead horse. And then there's whatever it is Sidney Powell And Mike Lindell are doing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"America is not America any longer," claims disbarred nosferatu Rudy Giuliani during rant on Newsmax
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The courts are generally OK with it if you just decide you don't have to show up to a hearing right?
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Yorkshire Live)
 
 
 
Subby learned a new word today but still can't justify using the Boobies tag. Tag is for subby
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Dubya-appointed judge halts bailout of non-white farmers
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri judge strikes down voter-approved Medicaid expansion because fark you, that's why
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We just learned a ton about Britney Spears' conservatorship." NPR takes the hit so you don't have to
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Tue June 22, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hey. Sorry we shot your children on the highway, and feel really bad your two year old died, but your car looked just like the one we wanted to shoot at. Our bad. So we good?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sun sets on Sun Yang's efforts to compete in the Sun Olympics in The Land of the Rising Sun as Sun court Sun rules Sun is a Sun cheater
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed judge rules that White House officials can order use of chemical weapons to clear a path to a photo op
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas wants to protect parents from "false" claims of child abuse, because apparently that's a problem there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that "an AR-15 is like a Swiss Army knife" judge's ruling in California ... actual intelligent judges have restored some common sense
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two men and a baby
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge declares snowball must withstand the forces of Hell
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Papers please, Nunes
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida, lifts CDC no-sail order against cruises. The COVID must flow
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
No go car show, Bigo
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Any attorney whose name was on any of the Kraken filings in Michigan has just been invited to a "find out" party by a Federal Judge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You didn't *really* expect the USPS' transition to its next-gen mail trucks to go smoothly and efficiently, did you?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Couple who chartered a private plane to fly to the remote White River First Nation and jump the vaccine line given a fine and asked not to due it again
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan promised a LGBT bill before its 'diversity' Olympics. Nope, still in the closet. 0.0, 0.0, 9.8 (that's the Russian judge), 0.0, 0.0
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Simone Biles is no longer the sister of a murderer, at least in the eyes of the state
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand." ―Ernest Hemingway. Meanwhile, I judge everything I write to be crap, and don't understand why I drunkenly bought a five pound bag of gummy bears online. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
That's one attractive kid
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Jared
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I am the one who knocks. Then goes fishing
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Woman, 23, pummeled girlfriend, 21, after hearing her talk in sleep about ex
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Mon June 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal judge asks U.S. marshal guarding his courtroom if she has been vaccinated for COVID-19. Marshal refuses to answer. Judge tosses her out. Marshals also take three defendants out of court. Judge is charging the marshals with contempt of court and obstructing justice
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal judge asks U.S. marshal guarding his courtroom if she has been vaccinated for COVID-19. Marshal refuses to answer. Judge tosses her out. Marshals also take three defendants out of court. Judge is charging the marshals with contempt of court and obstructing justice
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Don't get strung out by the way that I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread from from Transexual, Transylvania
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Pekingese wins Best in Show at Westminster Dog Show. Seriously, this is the Best?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Queen goes decidedly ecumenical in her birthday honors this year, knighting the High Sparrow, and the Pope of British Baking
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man goes to Florida, finds out
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Sat June 12, 2021
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why the bitters bottle wears an oversized label like a 70s TV detective's trench coat with cryptic writing like a weird old pirate treasure map?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Doug Ford is using the Notwithstanding Clause to override a trial judge's decision that limits election fundraising, has plenty of citizens united against him
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Lin Wood: "Go be crazy somewhere else"
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Jan. 2021: "I will murder Congress with this axe handle." May 2021: "Oww, jail bed make back all hurty"
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Plaintiff's lawyer discovers that the judge isn't stupid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since 2018, the Wisconsin GOP has shelled out over $8 million fighting lawsuits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America has its first Muslim federal judge in, like, ever. Seriously, he's the first one in history. How can it possibly have taken this long?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
America has its first Muslim federal judge in, like, ever. Seriously, he's the first one in history. How can it possibly have taken this long?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So who will be the next Jeopardy host? This 'model of perfection' will be used to judge them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri governor says being wrongfully convicted is no reason for a prisoner to jump to the head of the line when there are so many worthy campaign contributors waiting for pardons
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a husband tells his wife he wants a divorce what reaction should he prepare for? Crying? Begging him to stay? Setting him on fire?
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(SILive)
 
 
 
All rise. Aaron Judge may be on the trading block
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(The Week)
 
 
 
R. Kelly tells his lawyers to piss off
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(The Week)
 
 
 
R. Kelly tells his lawyers to piss off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of lube
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Falsely calling 911 on your neighbors, leading to a botched drug raid that leaves both of them and their dog dead and a SWAT cop paralyzed? That's ... really, she gets just three years in prison for all THAT?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That AR-15 loving federal judge in California apparently has some other less savory opinions. This is my shocked face
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(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
"Judge rules in favor of Vectren in Hercules home explosion civil case" - hopes for better luck slaying the Nemean Lion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge rules that calling in sick and going to the pub is NOT a sackable offense. Hero tag is for Judge. Drew feels ill this morning
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those sneaky democrats found one sneaky trick to enforce campaign finance laws. Click here to find out how
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Our residents should not be held prisoner to a business model that promotes the all-night hard partying that has generated an unsafe atmosphere in our city"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Biden's first two Federal Judges. 70+ more to come
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Mon June 07, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona judge dismisses the very real felony charges against the very fake gang dreamed up by the Phoenix PD and Maricopa County prosecutor in the wake of last year's protests
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Sun June 06, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look more and more like that federal judge who overturned California's assault weapons ban is more of an AR-15 salesman than an actual judicial expert
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dare accepted
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
PA Judicial Discipline Commission said a judge's actions were the "most egregious case of rude demeanor, failure to timely proceed, and imperious action it has seen," so she has to say sorry to the people she wrongly jailed and take six months off
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Sat June 05, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Not wrong at all judge calls recent Star Wars films are both "mediocre" and "schlocky" in ruling
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judge Judy slams CBS on her way out the door
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have read this USA Today article, the FBI would like to have a chat with you
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Aristocrats brought a German Shepherd to the insurrection. Because why leave the dog out? That would be wrong. That would be very wrong
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Thu June 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, I'm really starting to like this Eric Swalwell fella
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jackass director brings receipts to a judge of Bam Margera threatening violence against him and his children and was granted a restraining order in return
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant that 'stand your ground' doesn't apply to iguanas
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the first day of Pride Month, Disney receive a sexual orientation discrimination lawsuit from the ABC Signature Vice President
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Special master appointed for special bastard
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Special master appointed for special bastard
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's "being unprepared for the end boss", and then there's "admitting to running a for-profit ROM site while representing yourself against Nintendo lawyers"
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Mon May 31, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
And you thought your divorce was messy
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That's not tapas. That's a mess
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have felony convictions for identity theft don't go to the gun range. If you go to a gun range, don't take selfies with your illegal weapons. If you take selfies with illegal weapons, don't post them on Instagram
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have felony convictions for identity theft don't go to the gun range. If you go to a gun range, don't take selfies with your illegal weapons. If you take selfies with illegal weapons, don't post them on Instagram
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Former astronaut pleads guilty to killing two sisters in car crash
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy is not above the law
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy is not above the law
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Lori Vallow, the woman accused of murdering her own children and a few other relatives so she could run away with a doomsday novelist and cultist, can't stand trial on the grounds that she's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
CDC says first passenger cruise can proceed next month to become the first disease-laden floating ghost ship from the US
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Philippines' Duterte wants God to decide his political future, but Larry's too busy trying to figure out how to catch up to Jeffy, Elon, and Single Bill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like a certain former president is going to jail
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It took five years, the testimony of dozens of experts, and a privately hired judge, but Brad and Angelina are back where they started: with joint custody of the kids
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Dutch court orders Shell to take ahold of their rudder and steer away from climate change disaster
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Let's type "Chinese Wuhan virus emergency" where it should say "coronavirus emergency" on these eviction notices and see if anyone notices. Since you're reading this here, well... you know
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bannon's attorney Bob Costello says judge's decision to dismiss the criminal charges due to the President's pardon was correct because Bannon "has never been found guilty of anything, and he's not guilty", forgetting the "pardon implies guilt" part
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Okay Bannon, Trump DID pardon you and that power under the Constitution IS absolute, but let's be clear that you were guilty as hell and a will always be a dishonest, thieving scumbag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean
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Mon May 24, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man used slice of pizza as weapon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anything can be a weapon, if you're Florida enough
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Amy Berman Jackson has released unredacted documents related to Manafort and hey, lookie here. Turns out he lied his ass off to Mueller about supplying Russian intelligence with Trump campaign data
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mr. Gambini you might think, given we're Alabama, that we practice law with a certain racist, sexist, nepotistic tantrum throwing informality. And you'd be right
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Jason Miller to pay Gizmodo $42,000 in legal fees over his frivolous lawsuit against them for accurately reporting on allegations that he slipped an abortion pill into his pregnant girlfriend's smoothie
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The General rule is that a sitting or former Cabinet secretary can only be forced to sit for a deposition if there are "extraordinary circumstances" to justify it. A judge ruled those exist in a case about how Cruella DeVos handled loan forgiveness
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' family is exactly as clever as you'd expect the people that produced him to be, and apparently didn't realize if you sue someone for libel for claiming you employ undocumented workers, you ARE going to have to prove your workers are all legal
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Wed May 19, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Mainiac sentenced in zombie apocalypse shootout
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Mainiac sentenced in zombie apocalypse shootout
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ political corruption, summed up: "What exactly is a bribe?"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
NY AG: "We would like to join the suit against Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman." .. Federal judge: "Please proceed"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman attorney says insurrectionists are "people with brain damage," and not just the guy who used to live in the White House
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I share custody with my ex-wife 50-50, but our daughters live with me 24/7 due to her boyfriend's meth habit. Where can I just score a little weed, man?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For the 1,200 mostly Black men serving life sentences in Louisiana from non-unanimous jury verdicts: SCOTUS says that's unconstitutional GOING FORWARD but if you're already convicted you can get farked and stay in prison
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani wants you to know that he is not the head of a drug cartel
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani wants you to know that he is not the head of a drug cartel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy's lawyers lament the natural consequences of their client's behavior
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy's lawyers lament the natural consequences of their client's behavior
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Mon May 17, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like the Comet Pizza basement was under Gaetz's friend Greenberg's house the whole time
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like the Comet Pizza basement was under Gaetz's friend Greenberg's house the whole time
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you try to run over BLM protestors with your SUV, you might not want to be an appeals court judge. Isn't that right, your honor?
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Sat May 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
When you're a police officer arresting the first Black person you see in a particular area, make sure he's not a retired Supreme Court judge
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Agony of the feet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New reality show called "Unicorn Hunters" like "Shark Tank", but adds twist - not just the judges throwing money at the businesses, viewers can invest too. This is not a scam. Not at all. Nope. Stop shaking your head. C'mon, it's totally legit
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
How farked is Matt Gaetz now that his "wingman" has taken a plea? A federal sex trafficking charge carries a mandatory minimum of a ten year sentence if the victim is under 18, and "Judge, I swear I thought she was 18" isn't a valid defense
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Thu May 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge BeerBro hates Donald Trump, but kissed the ring to get the gig
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia courts rule it's lawful to use force to resist an unlawful arrest. The Aristocrats, y'all
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Wed May 12, 2021
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
It seems that police will find "lost" video once they are punished for "losing" video
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Standing beside its inventor and namesake, Leader McCarthy attempts and nails a full McConnell, earning straight 10s from the Russian judges
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge denies defense request to recognize expert testimony provided by Dr. Mommy from Facebook University
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(North Wales Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman who runs a pizza van decides to use her business social media account to ask her followers to dress in KKK robes to counter a BLM protest. Followed by the decision to go with the good old "my account was hacked" excuse
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students for Trump founder will now have a chance to found Inmates for Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Twitter's lawsuit seeking to dismiss Texas AG Paxton's subpoenas against them that he filed in retaliation for them banning Trump's Twitter account; on the grounds that Paxton was full of shiat and hasn't actually enforced them yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NRA: We declare bankruptcy. Federal judge: too bad, so sad
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline of the day: "Fortnite banana's nude body briefly becomes focus of Epic v Apple trial"
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Employee excluded from company's "Pizza Fridays" wins over $32,000 in compensation. You can buy a whole lot of pizza with that kind of money
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Let's just state the obvious: faking your own death never works. Especially to avoid the consequences of your own actions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican suddenly realizes it's clownshoes all the way down
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Sun May 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because, Florida
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: I'm going to deny an 'atheist holiday display' at the State Capitol. Judge: Yeah, no you're not
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge insults morons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge insults morons
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If he can get $25 million from suckers the first time around, he shouldn't have any problem going back to the idiot well to get more money for his legal defense fund
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If he can get $25 million from suckers the first time around, he shouldn't have any problem going back to the idiot well to get more money for his legal defense fund
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Court: Lose the rock or lose your kid
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Fri May 07, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hedge fund founder sentenced to prison over Neiman Marcus fraud. You mean people still fall for the cookie recipe hoax?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ziptie Guy is asking a judge for permission to call his Mom on Mother's Day; which ordinarily wouldn't be a problem, but both of their pre-trial release conditions include not talking to any other people facing charges in connection with the riot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Activists sue to remove the last remaining statue honoring confederate troops remaining on public land and erase the proud southern heritage of...Maryland? Wait, didn't they stick with the UNION in that war?
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Bushkill, there's a cream for that now, Park padlocked by owner who says manager who has spent 6 years restoring the rides is a fraud who doesn't have a lease, and is interfering with the owner's ability to sell those same rides
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar granted bail while the court revealed interesting observations: "It's not the average defendant who can operate in the black web and partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
And here we go: Federal judge opens national eviction floodgates
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Amy Berman Jackson is quite tired of Bill Barr's DoJ lying about their previous lies to cover the lies they told about the Mueller investigation. Unfortunately, there appears to be no penalty for lying to the Court if you're a Justice lawyer
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dominion to Judge: Look, your honor, if you don't squash this kraken now, you're going to have endless TV lawyers trying to destroy democracy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial
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(Newshant)
 
 
 
And why wouldn't perfectly legitimate businessmen have a cafe in the courthouse? Oh
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman who assaulted and attempted to strip a flight attendant proclaims "The police aren't going to do anything to me." Off-duty NYPD officer seated nearby: "Challenge accepted"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Apple to face Fortnite creator Epic in lawsuit over "walled garden," which turns out to be neither a level in the game nor DLC
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge: Now you listen here. Hawley is not a young man. He's a very naughty boy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Columbus police ran amuck...er, amock...er, amok...ah, fark it, they went sorta crazy with the rubber bullets and pepper spray when it came to peaceful protestors
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge rules that SC restaurant manager owes $500,000 to disabled Black man who worked at his restaurant under a traditional South Carolinian labor arrangement made illegal by government busybodies under something called the 13th Amendment
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man buys house, not news. Man makes only one mortgage payment, again, not news. Man still living in house 23 years later. Now that's news
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We TOLD you there was voter fraud. Don't you believe us now?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but apparently Jared Kushner is a slum lord
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Fri April 30, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Senate sticks it to the libs and rejects funding for Medicaid expansion. That will teach them
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If I can take your wife home tonight, you get a promotion. "No." How about your daughter? "She's.... 12"
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Thu April 29, 2021
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Judge in the case of the Arizona re-recount: We heard you like audits, so we're going to require you to let us audit your audit
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Judge in the case of the Arizona re-recount: We heard you like audits, so we're going to require you to let us audit your audit
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican legislators reportedly lawyered up for upcoming redistricting lawsuits. A judge found that interesting, as no redistricting has even happened yet, and voided the contracts
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Paula Deen. MasterChef. Butter. One of these does not belong
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(Cambridge Day)
 
 
 
Buying a decrepit old house, tearing it down and building something new sounds like a great idea - except to the lady who's been living there for almost a decade and thinks she owns it
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Wed April 28, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Hey remember the Insurrection dry run in Michigan? Three defendants have been charged with conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction. They were gonna nuke Michigan State? Bastards
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bird smuggler caught after someone heard the hair curlers around his legs chirping and singing
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Some WFAN)
 
 
 
And the tears of Yankee fans grow more delicious still
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Mon April 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gee, can't imagine what about this guy might have said "Keep me in jail"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Update from the Arizona re-recount: We are altering the recount agreement. Pray we do not alter it any further
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you have to ask
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you have to ask
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Sun April 25, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old Man yells at clouds
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Sat April 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans are still fomenting insurrection, note the libs in the federal judiciary and the DoJ
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's be honest. When you start life with a name like Lonnie Durfee this kind of thing is inevitable
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders names of jurors kept secret after fears of gang retaliation. The gang of blue and their supporters, that is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders names of jurors kept secret after fears of gang retaliation. The gang of blue and their supporters, that is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Cop appeals 20 year sentence. Judge: "Lol, you found out"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Arizona GOP's sham audit of the 2020 election immediately slams into a legal wall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heavily armed fanatic with a militarized compound threatening a standoff with local authorities
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(AP News)
 
 
 
39 British postal workers who were convicted for theft 20 years ago have their convictions overturned as "an affront to the conscience of the court" after the UK's high court court found the software used to detect their "thefts" was hot garbage
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Thu April 22, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Must be nice to be a rich MAGA terrorist
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more arrests coming, so prepare your finest tiny violin jokes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more arrests coming, so prepare your finest tiny violin jokes
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"But we know that someone thought it was acceptable to appear in court with their clothes off getting an injection. And that says to me both 'Florida' and 'Man' better than almost anything"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge rules that RedState was just exercising their First Amendment rights when they posted nude pics of Katie Hill
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK woman admits to murdering Phoenix Netts, confusing dozens of NBA fans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, the right to trial by combat still exists in Jersey law
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DirecTV forces an arbitration over their Sunday Ticket
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Tue April 20, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders the City of Los Angeles to provide shelter for everyone on Skid Row by October. Act now because you've only got 5 more months to enjoy the good times down at 6th and San Pedro
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You would think a murder/dismemberment trial would hold your interest enough to keep you awake
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You would think a murder/dismemberment trial would hold your interest enough to keep you awake
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(CourtTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
That was quick
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
And here's Rudy Giuliani talking out of his ass again
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is the Instagram Age. Your book will be judged by its cover
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." *checks pic in article* Riiiiight
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good to know our brave officers are fearlessly patrolling Pornhub to keep us safe (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out judges don't enjoy it when defendants mock court orders
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner who ignored Covid restrictions will now get a chance to ignore that pesky requirement to have a liquor license
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner who ignored Covid restrictions will now get a chance to ignore that pesky requirement to have a liquor license
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre festival attendees to receive $7,000 each in settlement, which makes you think, "Exactly how much did people pay initially for that trainwreck?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's destruction of the truth happens with a Lai
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's destruction of the trut