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Sun February 05, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NYC plan to involuntarily commit homeless people who "appear to be mentally ill" can proceed, judge rules. Plan looks so crazy on paper, it needs to be involuntarily committed
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Quartz)
 
 
 
FTC to Amazon: "Any day now"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
But the Supreme Court's emails
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's advice: get a cashier's check
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Fri February 03, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Flip flopping felons cancel contrition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Mehta: Son, people can see you
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Now is not the best time to fly to Moscow, buy a cow, name it Doctor Cow, and parade it down Red Square while yelling "animals are not food"
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge
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(Financial Post)
 
Weeners
 
This testicle has been valued at more than $295,000. Rick: "I'm going to have to call an expert"
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(wfxrtv.com)
 
 
 
Meet Milo, Roanoke Colleges Athletic Training Clinic's "adored addition". He loves being petted and getting belly rubs, plus you can pour your heart out to him with zero judgement. Please welcome him and his owner to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I'll tell you what about Hulu, always taking old shows and rebooting them to make new episodes. It makes me as happy as tapping a fresh container of propane using propane accessories"
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Tue January 31, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
King of the Hill reboot headed to Hulu, welcoming back Hank, Peggy, Bobby, and all your favorite characters. Whoa, not so fast there, Luanne
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?
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Mon January 30, 2023
(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
The school principal who tried to investigate student sexting and wound up being charged with child pornography has been cleared
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news, UK Farkers: You can now use "fark" all you want in the workplace
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TFG: "I had to drop my lawsuits so I didn't get fined again, so how about dropping this one against me? .. Judge: "Nope"
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures rise as proud boys plan to subpoena TFG in their sedition trial
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who phoned in bomb threats released on the condition he get psychiatric help and turns in his library card
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota Highway Dept narrows "Name Our Snowplow" contest to 60 finalists. Sadly, "Jeremy Runover" nixed by biased judges
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spit spat, Barnes is wack, leave her ex alone
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
The GOP doesn't even need to be in power to screw over the working class who continuously votes for them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Volunteer courtwatcher Fiona Apple testifies in support of Maryland bill ensuring virtual access to court proceedings, to ensure that bad, bad girls get a good defense so they can be redeemed to the ones they've sinned against
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Two vicious killers now being hunted across Ireland after bolting on train, could be anywhere. Fark: Prison officials let them out on temporary release. Ultra Fark: One has done this on three occasions before
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything
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Wed January 25, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Officiating crew announced for Super Bowl LVII. Unfortunately, that one guy is going to make a bad call and your team will fail to cover
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enough with the edging
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enough with the edging
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump drops a second lawsuit against Letitia James to save another $1 million in fines. What a cheapskate
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Former reality TV star begins serving multi-year sentence for fraud and tax evasion... no, not that one
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Former reality TV star begins serving multi-year sentence for fraud and tax evasion... no, not that one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Judge McBurney publicly release a Georgia special grand jury report that could recommend whether to charge Donald Trump with 2020 election-related crimes? Watch live here
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
You might be overmatched in Georgia, TFG..... "She had this corner office where people outside lined up, waiting for their turn. There were other great attorneys there but she was probably chief among equals in that department"
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What will happen when the AI calls for a bad ... court ... thingy?
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama: Execute the convict. Even if he's innocent
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Fri January 20, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
God may have told this man to kill U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, but a U.S. District Judge told him to go to prison instead. Let's see who's word gets followed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
God may have told this man to kill U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, but a U.S. District Judge told him to go to prison instead. Let's see who's word gets followed
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro is addicted to forming evil drug companies, and the FTC is staging an intervention
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Monsters are real
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dark money group trying to pack the judiciary with RWNJs nopes out of existence when reporters start asking questions about it, and its $5M purchase of Kellyanne Conway's worthless consulting business in 2017, while she was advising Trump on judges
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judges: Genesis moneychangers Exodus due to Numbers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Unimpressed by his defense involving invisible evidence, court tells Scowly-Face Peter Navarro he's going to trial this month
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I guess we will find out if you can throw a corporation in prison
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I guess we will find out if you can throw a corporation in prison
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
An artist gets $2.5 million for refusing to take credit for someone else's work. Subby would like to announce he never painted the Mona Lisa, and wants the Louvre to stop insisting he did
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Night Court scores NBC's best comedy ratings in more than five years. Wings reboot waiting in the um, wings
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's lawyer deploys the TFG defense, says funding to take Tesla private really was secured - in Elon's mind
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Wed January 18, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to learn that Cardi B hasn't completed her court-mandated community suuuuuuuurvice
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Tue January 17, 2023
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Congress turns off the juice at Judge Rotenberg center
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek
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Mon January 16, 2023
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Lashley begins to cross some stuff off his list. I hope he hurries so The Hurt Business can reform. Meanwhile, now that Dom is out of the joint, what's next for Judgement Day? What will Seth wear tonight? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if the stapler ain't loaded
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only one woman can prevent the United States from becoming Venezuela
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court: it's perfectly OK for teachers to go about wearing symbols of hate in the classroom
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not guilty, on account of this one being especially stupid
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Call me Officer Ishmael. Rare whale trifecta in play
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Proud Boys on trial for terrorism complaining that their juries aren't white enough
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Proud Boys on trial for terrorism complaining that their juries aren't white enough
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That's the roughest-looking ex-teacher Subby has ever seen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you watch a few cat videos while working remotely. What's the worst that can happen?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you watch a few cat videos while working remotely. What's the worst that can happen?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Woman Accused of Kidnapping Infant Twins in Stolen Car Pleads Guilty to Spitting on Deputy During Her Arrest" Priorities, right?
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Most people get a TDi or a GTI, but this woman got an STD and is now SOL
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: Pre-gaming before going to your AA meeting is somewhat counterproductive
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
Judge to marine who wanted his conviction for stealing ammo commuted: Semper F U
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Mon January 09, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows WhatsApp to say WhatsUp? to Pegasus spyware maker NSO Group Technologies after the Israeli company breached WhatsApp servers to infect 1,400 devices
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tate owned so hard by Greta he's reportedly been hospitalized. No word on if he was sent to the burn ward
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
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Sun January 08, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk seeks to move trial to a state where politicians and judges are more easily bought off
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Sat January 07, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The number of arrests from the January 6 insurrection will soon hit 1000
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Imposter who stole 1,000 unpublished works of authors pleads guilty. Stephen King just wants his last month's output back
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Repeating the same lies may work with the masses, but it doesn't work with judges
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Robot lawyer will defend human in court. No doubt to be prosecuted by Unfrozen Caveman lawyer
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Doing coke in a supermarket toilet, jumping in your car with three 16-year-olds, repeatedly driving past your ex while screaming abuse before flipping the vehicle with everyone inside then asking your ex for help? That's a busy day for a 19 year old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Times & Star)
 
 
 
As someone who isn't British, Subby thought "spending a penny" in this headline literally meant "spending a penny". Turns out, there's an alternate meaning. No word on what penalty "save a penny" carries
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson explains that he got mid-term election predictions so wrong because his hatred of liberals clouded his judgement
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Celsius exchange fraudster Mashinsky: "Banks are not your friends." Bankruptcy judge: "not your crypto, deposits belong to Celsius"
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Wed January 04, 2023
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC sheriff who resigned because of racism and was subsequently re-elected because of said racism, will resign again, presumably because of the racism
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alan "Old Eel" Dershowitz tries to wiggle himself off the Arizona voting machine law suit hook:"I barely know these people, and what are these 'voting machines' you speak of?"
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In his New Year message, Chief Justice John Roberts called for security for the court to protect him and his friends from the decisions they have enforced on us all
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to 3M: "Let me spell this out to you really clearly, you are not getting out of this lawsuit no matter how many fancy attorneys you buy"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell wants to bring back X-Factor, which hasn't been good since Peter David wrote it
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We were surprised they decided to pick on a small media outlet on Vancouver Island. I think they underestimated us and to their detriment"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We were surprised they decided to pick on a small media outlet on Vancouver Island. I think they underestimated us and to their detriment"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B wins lawsuit against vengeful back tattoo
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B wins lawsuit against vengeful back tattoo
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientology's leader is missing, just like Kanye. Coincidence?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientology's leader is missing, just like Kanye. Coincidence?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, you don't get your guns back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Arizona statewide race still won by a Democrat after a recount. No, not that one. No, not that one, either
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar believes he should not have been convicted until the government ruled out every other person in America
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They say the easiest way to drown is to try to save a drowning person, corollary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your Social Security disability benefit is denied. Fark squirrel isn't going to feed himself
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When Gorsuch is the voice of reason (along with Jackson)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Adam Fox of Michigan was sentenced yesterday to 16 years in prison for plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Barry Croft Jr., today: 'Hold my insurrection.'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years, the Supreme Court may finally decide to hear a case on the question of whether it's okay for judges to give defendants extra time in jail for crimes a jury has already decided they were not guilty of
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years, the Supreme Court may finally decide to hear a case on the question of whether it's okay for judges to give defendants extra time in jail for crimes a jury has already decided they were not guilty of
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite their saying otherwise, the January 6 Committee's report is an inherently political document because the committee is made up of politicians, who are by definition political. Therefore, the only appropriate result is ANGH. I am smart
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man's behavior at Walmart will lead to him taking a pregnant pause
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
"If you wanna play unfrozen caveman lawyer on your YouTube channel, that's one thing"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man jailed for assaulting partner with Christmas ornament. This is not a repeat from another Florida Man 11 days ago using the entire tree
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Katie Hobbs' attorneys seek sanctions against Kari Lake and her attorneys
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Katie Hobbs' attorneys seek sanctions against Kari Lake and her attorneys
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Sat December 24, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Murder (okay, manslaughter) pays
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Murder (okay, manslaughter) pays
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Fri December 23, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court reaffirms it's full of Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You want freedom? Here's your freedom. Gov. DeathSentence appoints judge who denied a teenager an abortion because her grades didn't measure up
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Day 1 of Kari Lake's election fraud lawsuit did not go so well for Kari Lake
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
Today in history: This guy and his attempt at blowing up a plane in mid-air is the reason why you have to take off your shoes to get through security at the airport
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP loudmouth with no law degree appointed as a judge in Pahrump, Nevada. Pahrump, Pahrump, Pahrump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another rape case which TFG tries to delay by having lawyers argue the law he's accused of violating is unconstitutional. He knows so much about that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Begun, the lawsuits filed by former Twitter employees fired by Elmo have
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Pot meets kettle
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Russians hacked the taxi dispatch system at JFK and made $10k a day charging drivers to skip to the head of the line
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Tue December 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California governor thanks Judge for striking down California's new gun law because Texas has an abortion law he doesn't like
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Alex Jones got trampled on by a federal judge and now he doesn't have bankruptcy protection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bank error in your favor, collect $900 million dollars" case finally resolved
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Politics. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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Mon December 19, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Becky battles Bayley, The Miz & Dexter have a "Winner Takes All" ladder match & it's Judgement Day for the Street Profits as they take on Finn & Damian. Will Mami & The EST get involved? All signs point to "YES" at 8 PM ET on USA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FTX CEO Scammer Bankrupt-Fraud is so dumb. How dumb is he? He even screwed up his own extradition hearing and now he's going back to a third world jail cell
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
And the Worst Boss of 2022 is...yeah, that seems right
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Sun December 18, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
AZ cowboy loses election, loses lawsuit over election, and is told never to be seen in these here courts again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wall Street DudeBro who caught Judge's record breaking home run takes a 50% loss after auction. Much like all the stocks he picked for his clients
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Roughly $1.3 million stolen in juggling incidents this year in Austin, Texas. Wait. No. Jugging incidents. Not juggling. Well, that doesn't sound nearly as fun, does it?
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
One... two... three... THREE potential criminal referrals for Trump. Ha ha ha ha
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fiddy cent hopes to become a dollar in penis lawsuit
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge, "Hey it's pretty obvious you're planning a mass shooting and have a history of mental health issues and violent outbursts. Anyway here's your guns back"
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Angel on right shoulder: Yay, got elected state representative, let's set a good example. Devil on left shoulder: ...or, ...or, we could steal drugs from senior citizens
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Three of the motherfarkers who tried to kidnap Big Gretch receive between 144 and 624 Shark Weeks in prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ru-dy has failed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
People who asked for gun control unhappy they might get some. New Oregon law requires LGBTQ people to get approval to buy guns from their local sheriff, who will get right on that as soon as he gets back his Christian Constitutional Sheriffs meeting
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
*Pew Pew Pew* "Puff Puff Puff"
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Wed December 14, 2022
(IGN)
 
 
 
Microsoft argues to the FTC that its deal to acquire Activision is fair because Sony has way more exclusive games than they do which makes them big meanies and that's not fair
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Joseph Biggs, Florida Proud Boys leader, asks judge to move his trial for seditious conspiracy from DC to VA because 1/6 Committee hearings poisoned jury pool. Dude, they were televised nationally
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Actual headline includes "Small Victory in Penile Enhancement". Phrasing people, phrasing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Actual headline includes "Small Victory in Penile Enhancement". Phrasing people, phrasing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giuliani avoids jail over alimony contempt, cites high cost of hair dye for failure to pay
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wheels of justice turn slowly, but mozzarella empire's big cheese prevails after judge grills witnesses, lawyers shred allegations by poking holes in string of charges which drove wedge between him and family
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Mon December 12, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Richmond, Virginia removes their last public Confederate statue, suggesting that the South has decided to put off rising again for another year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
City wants to remove a statue that honors a national traitor who happened to be related to your ancestors. You try to prevent the city from removing the statue because you won't admit that it honors a national traitor. Tag is for removal opponents
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Fri December 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Swing and a miss
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Swing and a miss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
6-month-old baby is doing well after having open-heart surgery, despite the efforts from his Covidiot parents. Tag for the parents
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Candy O collects $115K making accusations about strippers and blow
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The pic of the "eco-warriors" who glued themselves to a removable railing during a Germany concert it's (chef's kiss) perfect
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The biggest winner at the Game Awards last night? Milf Hunter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the deal with lawyers getting banned from Madison Square Garden?
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you didn't want to be sued for marketing an addictive product towards children, maybe you shouldn't have sold Joe Camel skins
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to bribe a member of your jury, it's best not to nod and wink at them when you're brought into court
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses pump-and-dump crypto lawsuit against Kim Kardashian despite "legitimate concerns", because if you believe something a Kardashian says, that's on you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NYAG files a reply to Trump motion seeking an emergency order to prevent her from gaining access to documents concerning the revocable trust that holds his interest in the Trump Org. Huh, never seen a legal brief that is just wanking motion gifs
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Enter blandman
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Astros' juiced trash cans. New hotness: Yankees' juiced baseballs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"What is a social media post?" Asks Judge presiding over a case involving social media ....... in 2022
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Jon Heyman: "Arson Judge appears headed to Giants." Heyman, 5 minutes later: Scratch that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I hollered, "look out, Regina." But it was too late, he'd already mooned the judge
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mark Hall)
 
 
 
Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There is "throwing the book" at someone and then there is beating someone senseless with it. Colorado nightclub shooter facing 305 criminal counts including murder, attempted murder, hate crimes, and, presumably, jay-walking
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There is "throwing the book" at someone and then there is beating someone senseless with it. Colorado nightclub shooter facing 305 criminal counts including murder, attempted murder, hate crimes, and, presumably, jay-walking
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Cannon senses the beginning of the end and pauses deadlines in Special Master review. This is in response to Jack Smith filings that are just toying with TFG's team
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hertz to settle hundreds of false-arrest claims. In other news, if you were late returning your rental Geo, Hertz called the po-po on you
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Judge announces retirement, can not say that he is running for DA, instead he says that he wants to continue his legal career and there is an election for DA next year so that is totally different
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Roberts and Beerbro livid over Biden official's statement that the Supreme Court is a co-equal branch and not supreme
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
California's economy is so bad that people can't afford to sue each other anymore
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(WFYI PBS-TV)
 
 
 
A second Indiana judge has blocked the state from enforcing its law banning most abortions after Jewish, Muslim and other non-Christian women challenged it in a lawsuit. Religious freedom: we can has it
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Brad is from Florida. Don't be like Brad
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Fri December 02, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maker of TGI Fridays 'Mozzarella Sticks' sued for containing no mozzarella; flavor
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump Org lawyers: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The best explanation of TFG's defeat in the special master case. "Plaintiff had no arguments so Cannon helped him out by thinking up some"
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Thu December 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant switches off their roommate's stereo when the noise is annoying. Goofus switches off their roommate's ventilator when the noise is annoying
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Arizona judge to Cochise County: Knock off the conspiracy theory BS and certify the election results TODAY
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"You are guilty"?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Eric and Kelso can't come to agreement. So Hyde gets a do-over
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Wed November 30, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
GOP candidate who lost AZ race for attorney general sues, loses. "Their major problem is they still don't have any facts to support their lawsuit"
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ESPN)
 
Weeners
 
He's baaaack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He really does have the worst lawyers. Amusing tag for the judge who is sick of their sh...shenanigans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He really does have the worst lawyers. Amusing tag for the judge who is sick of their sh...shenanigans
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police clarify that their new killer robots won't be equipped with firearms. Will kill using bombs instead. Whew. I was worried for minute there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Devin Nunes defamation lawsuit can moooove forward, but will probably be an udder failure like all the rest and sent out to pasture
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Mon November 28, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Dexter battles Miz for a WWE contract. Theory brags how he overcame the odds to fall on Seth for the U.S. Title. Bianca looks for a new #1 contender. How will The Judgement Day deal with Finn's loss to A.J. Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns cut Dobbs. Rest of F-Troop looking over their shoulders
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Remember back in the 90s when Pepsi advertised a Harrier Jet for 7 million Pepsi points?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I never thought Florida Man would eat MY face"
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Judge appears half naked on virtual court appearance. All rise (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Judge appears half naked on virtual court appearance. All rise (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Alice's Reunion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling pension plan administrator
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
It has been Judged that there was no collusion between Mets and Yankees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' Lawyers: Texas law caps damages at--- Judge: Nope, your client owes $50 mil
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
All of this Special Master nonsense boils down to the FBI taking away Trump's photo of Celine Dion. Which is. Um
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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
State Supreme Court in Manhattan has set the trial date for October 2023 for TFG and his merry band of grifters
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man who claims to have inspired heist movie "The Town" decides to try inspiring more heist movies
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The day after tomorrow is Thanksgiving and all is quiet in the house, for now. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, and what are you doing and eating for the holiday ahead?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The same guy who caused an AIDS epidemic in his state by shutting down needle exchanges and defunding Planned Parenthood so as not to encourage "immoral" behavior decides "only God can judge others" when asked if Trump is a "good man"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to know the judge is pissed. When he tells your lawyer--"You can't keep making the same arguments after you've already lost," and "I just think you're wasting time and resources,"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham finally going down to Georgia for some sweet tea and fifth
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Riley Williams, noted fascist and ren faire enthusiast, found guilty of 6 of 8 charges for her role in Jan 6th and immediately remanded into custody pending sentencing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Riley Williams, noted fascist and ren faire enthusiast, found guilty of 6 of 8 charges for her role in Jan 6th and immediately remanded into custody pending sentencing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reality TV stars to be sentenced. Unfortunately, not all of them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reality TV stars to be sentenced. Unfortunately, not all of them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole
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Sat November 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did anyone else feel a great disturbance? As if dozens of for profit schools and one DeVos cried out in fury?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday, GA Runoff Early Vote Saturday
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Theranos founder sentenced to over 11 years in prison. No worries, though. I'm sure it will go by in a snap
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Judge to TFG and his rotten kids: What part of SHALL do you not understand when it comes to complying with my Court's orders? Now cough up the financial statements NOW
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The McTat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Judge wins AL MVP, Paul Goldschmidt takes NL prize
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks Ron DeStapo's "Stop WOKE" law for being "dystopian" fascist tripe
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(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
It's a tricky aerial move, the Judges are sure to score it for difficulty, and... NAILED the landing
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Coffee, Tea, or Meth?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of Gabby Petito have been awarded the alligator that ate Brian Laundrie and all his worldly possessions
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Paintballs with wolves blocked by the court, probably after a copyright complaint from Kevin Costner
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Paintballs with wolves blocked by the court, probably after a copyright complaint from Kevin Costner
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Like a good neighbor, the Mets say they will not outbid the Yankees for Aaron Judge. "O RLY?" asks the MLB Players Association
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that Anthony Rizzo has a new contract with the Yankees, he thinks Aaron Judge should stay "for the good of baseball." And by "for the good of baseball," he means "for the good of Anthony Rizzo to hit behind"
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Wed November 16, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Maybe media holding companies should not own hospitals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Darrell Brooks, the Waukesha parade mass murderer sentenced to six life sentences without the possibility of parole, claims he is not a monster in final statement to court
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia superior court judge has overturned Georgia's six-week abortion ban ruling it unconstitutional and saying it cannot be enforced
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A dick to be put on a list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan man is now hated by vast majority of New Yorkers. No, not Kid Rock
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans: Why won't young people vote for us? Also Republicans: We're suing to stop student debt relief and the judges we appointed are blocking it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now that the election is over, Gov. Brian Kemp to testify today on alleged efforts by Trump to pressure Kemp into overturning the results in Georgia, with the word "alleged" doing a lot of heavy lifting since it was all recorded
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Judge rules that disarming domestic violence abusers under protective orders violates their Second Amendment rights. Coming soon: The answer to "what can possibly go wrong?"
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump claims he licked all the classified documents, therefore they're his
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump claims he licked all the classified documents, therefore they're his
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Indiana legislature: We're gonna chip away at public schools by taking their $$ to support private schools. And when they have to close buildings because of falling enrollment, force them to sell the buildings for $1. Judges: OK by us
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Sat November 12, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kritarchy, also called kritocracy is a system of government in which power is mainly held by judges. Like the Biblical judges of ancient Israel
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Some people judge a company's failure by its stock price. Others compare it to a head of lettuce. Subby sees if Chuck Tingle has written an erotica novel about it yet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon is turning Twitter into a $44b version of Free Republic where if you post things against the narrative, you are instantly banned
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DOJ asks for Matt Gaetz's wingman Joel Greenberg to get a below federal minimum sentencing as thanks for his cooperation on multiple investigations
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Biden extends TPS status for six nationalities. Decision to be blocked by Trump appointed judge due to failure to use the proper cover sheet
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed federal judge: "I disagree with all of the other courts which have ruled on this issue: student loan forgiveness is illegal. Just a coincidence that it was right after the election"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Federal judge orders sanctions against Trump lawyers for their lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and the DNC. "This cannot be attributed to incompetent lawyering. It was a deliberate use of the judicial system to pursue a political agenda"
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Thu November 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones gets hiat for another half billion. Pretty soon this will add up to something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones gets hiat for another half billion. Pretty soon this will add up to something
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Judge approves $80mil settlement over Porsche's diesel emissions cheating. This should cover around 911 oil changes
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
No knock. Who's there? You're outta here
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
No knock. Who's there? You're outta here
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Scary: FL Neo-Nazi randomly picks a black family to harass and attack on the freeway. Amusing: He gets choked out when he tries to fight his would-be victim who is MMA-trained. Spiffy: and now he gets to spend 2 years in jail
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologist caught in child sex trafficking sting operation expected to plead N₂O contest
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy's defamation lawsuit so now it's totally legal to claim Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women. Also, Dave Portnoy sexually abuses women
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Tue November 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stewart Rhodes uses the "I was drunk" defense, as if he had been posting on Fark
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Please do not put your tasers, grenades, and knives in the overhead compartment. For your safety, put them under the seat ahead of you before the flight. Thank you
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well, that's ...odd. Remember that canvasser in Florida that Marco Rubio claimed was viciously beaten by Democrat thugs just for being a Republican? Yeah, he took the Fifth when asked about the Proud Boys visiting him in the hospital
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well, that's ...odd. Remember that canvasser in Florida that Marco Rubio claimed was viciously beaten by Democrat thugs just for being a Republican? Yeah, he took the Fifth when asked about the Proud Boys visiting him in the hospital
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And their bread is nothing but sugar
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh sure. Where's that 'unlikely' tag again? Ah, there it is
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Watchdog group: Go ahead and announce TFG. We dare you
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Sat November 05, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Here's those "powdered" donuts you wanted - *wink, wink*
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DOJ: "I'll take a dozen and a half cases of voter intimidation please." .. AZ Sec. of State: "Here you go"
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
One of the reasons why the Trump company was put under supervision? A certain Executive VP basically pleaded incompetence. No, really
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Judge decides Trump needs a baby monitor
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Retreatsman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Parkland shooter's attorneys thought that "be a dickbag to everybody, including the judge and the parents of victims" was a winning trial strategy
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Build a fire for passers by, and they're warm for a moment. Spray them with Lysol, and they smell good for a few minutes. Spray them with flaming Lysol, though, and you get arrested
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Sorry judge, but I sent the $13 million to my girlfriend. You wouldn't know her. She's Canadian"
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Founders of True the Vote are jailed for contempt of court for failing to turn over information to a voting tech company that is suing them for slander. But if you unscrew the statisticals you'll see that the judge was wrong and they are free to go
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco tells the truth. Again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge rips Supreme Court for apparently using a Ouija board while summoning new legal precedents
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
16 yr old, arrested for beating his HS Spanish teacher to death, says he didn't do it. He says the real killers - a "roving group of masked kids" - forced him to provide his wheelbarrow to help move her body and to drive her van from the park
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Judge: "Hey you morons, you can't sit there with guns watching people cast their ballots"
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out Mark Meadows' lawsuit against the 1/6 committee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out Mark Meadows' lawsuit against the 1/6 committee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump criminal tax fraud trial off to a rough start. Judge interrupts Trump lawyer's opening arguments and sends the jury out for 15 minutes, so he could issue a warning to Trump's lawyer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Judge decides Simon & Schuster can't reside in a Random House since there's already a Penguin living there
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
6th Circuit rules that Kentucky can't enforce the rules written into its state constitution requiring judicial races to be non-partisan against a supreme court candidate who broke those rules by running as a "conservative Republican" because..reasons
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Manhattanites were questioned for the Trump Organization's tax-fraud jury. They called him "racist," "a liar," and "a scam artist." And then there were the Manhattan residents who really got creative
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Sat October 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we have DNA evidence, but we're not gonna test it." And that's how Maurice spent 38 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Epic victory for a Canadian man who didn't want his name sullied by being on the sex offender registry, now gets to have his name sullied by winning a Supreme Court decision over putting him on the sex offender registry
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Associate of Bannon who worked on fraudulent We Build the Wall to be given four of them by the government
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Associate of Bannon who worked on fraudulent We Build the Wall to be given four of them by the government
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Uh...yeah
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
That 70's rape case continues. This week: You can't stop a Scientology terror campaign anymore than you can stop Danny Masterson from having anal with you
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A January 6 rioter dragged D.C. Metro Police Officer Michael Fanone into the mob and yelled, "I got one" The judge in that case: "You've got 7.5"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A January 6 rioter dragged D.C. Metro Police Officer Michael Fanone into the mob and yelled, "I got one" The judge in that case: "You've got 7.5"
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(The Nevada Independent)
 
 
 
Judge rules Nevada must remove marijuana, cannabis, and cannabis derivatives from Schedule I drug list
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon is visiting Twitter before buying. Let that sink in
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon is visiting Twitter before buying. Let that sink in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brooks is done
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Biden is failing to stop GOP Judges from trying to kill his student debt relief program. Maybe we should stay home this election to teach the Dems a lesson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The jury has found Darrell Brooks, the man who drove his SUV through the Waukesha, WI Christmas parade guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The jury has found Darrell Brooks, the man who drove his SUV through the Waukesha, WI Christmas parade guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge tells Mark Meadows that there is only one person in the U.S. above the law and his name is not Mark Meadows
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(Ready Steady Cut)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, Emperor Palpatine is represented by troopers who find defendants guilty, judges who give harsh sentences & jailers who make them sorry they were born or hatched. Law and Order: Andor s1e8 streams at 3 AM ET on Disney+
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Tue October 25, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: Judge Cannon, I need a Special Master to review all these documents the FBI seized because they are protected by attorney-client privilege. Special Master: which documents, specifically? Trump: Err, um,,, you know what? Never mind
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A team who will surely be chasing Aaron Judge this off-season is the Dodgers, since they already have their own highly-paid MVP outfielder Mookie Betts, who is maybe willing to move to second base to accommodate #99
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Death at Shotgun Willie's delays trial about death at Shotgun Willie's
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Death at Shotgun Willie's delays trial about death at Shotgun Willie's
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Jack and Jacob plead guilty of reaching out and touching someone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Boone and the Awful, Horrible, No Good, Very Awful Day
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