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Wed October 27, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Innovative? Daring? Whatever... where is the rest of my burger
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The latest fad for money launders: Using cryptocurrency to buy a NFT of a 1784 pound tungsten cube that the "owner" can visit once per year
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Audience member at Turning Point USA event to Charlie Kirk: "We're living under corporate and medical fascism. This is tyranny. When do we get to use the guns?" (w/video)
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Tue October 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, Ethan Hawke found Robin Williams "incredibly irritating" while filming Dead Poets Society. Solid reporting there, New York Post. Way to keep timely. I bet Klaus is going to be floored with this stunning bombshell
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Fri October 22, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Software Freedom Conservancy gives Trump's Truth Social 30 days to comply with the AGPL, before threatening legal action. The jokes on them, there's no way it's going to last anywhere near 30 days anyways
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle says he'd like to talk with the Netflix employees he upset with his transphobia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress-critter with no committee assignments thinks that others are a joke. That's the joke
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Tom Brady congratulates Aaron Rodgers for being a Bears 'shareholder,' though perhaps TB should be careful how the audio sounds when he also says Rodgers "owns the Bucks now"
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(Google)
 
 
 
What position does a ghost play in hockey? A ghoulie. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Tue October 19, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A home rented on VRBO, Made some of the neighbors loco. They warned them to leave, Wrote that they would grieve, Go back to Kansas in toto
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man told by council to trim his 'obscene' bush of 18 years that flips off the local punters at pub opposite his home. Apparently the punters like getting flipped off because they've started a drive to save it
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Eric Trump criticizes Joe Biden for spending too much time at his personal property instead of the White House. That's the joke
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Sun October 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
There's an Exit 69 joke in here somewhere
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Sat October 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Could "Airplane" be made today? Sure, if you took out half the jokes
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do not slap a correctional officer's ass no matter how "excited" you are
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Today Wisconsin's Culvers chain is offering a Curderburger. Subby is notifying their TF next of kin
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Apparently, paternity leave is a joke to Tucker Carlson
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Red flags, standing by
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call a hairy, howling beast that is lost? A where-wolf. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MSNBC's Brian Williams taunts OAN with tinfoil hat joke, reminder that he was the first man to walk on the moon
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Too soon?
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump "joked " about making Ivanka President of the World bank because she "was so good with the numbers"? It wasn't a joke, and it took Steve "Supervillain" Mnuchin putting his foot down to stop it from happening
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fled Cruz tries to mock someone for taking a vacation
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Texas law keeps Teslas made in the state from being sold directly to Texans. That's the joke
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Owner relieved but embarrassed after dog casually throws up pink sex toy in middle of vets office, vets assistant not so much (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man lawyer makes dick joke on billboards. Another Florida man lawyer responds with billboards of his own
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why are graveyards so loud? Because of all the coffin. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
OR, 19 dipping sauces for your leftover bird sammiches
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Flow key)
 
 
 
You know the economy is surreal when the value of a commodity spikes because some wealthy nutball posts a picture of his puppy on Twitter
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
DEBT CEILING BREACH COULD TRIGGER RECESSION - stop yelling at me, that joke has never been funny
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Mon October 04, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
PizzaJohn has a message for those not familiar with Pizzamas: "There may be a level of inside jokedness that is very difficult for new viewers to parse, but don't worry, I have the face that PizzaJohn is based on, and I also don't get it"
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
SNL gives touching sendoff to Norm Macdonald, including a classic OJ Simpson joke
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What kind of a timeline are we on? This time an April fools prank tweet is becoming a real product at your favorite fast food chain from Wisconsin
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Some Flipper)
 
 
 
Dolphin on horseback taunts drivers lined up for gas on porpoise -- I mean purpose
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Thu September 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays' Marcus Semien sets home run record, obvious joke couldn't come to the phone
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(Google)
 
 
 
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guy who regularly appears on camera armed, in tactical gear, and Joker makeup FAFOs, winds up crying in Federal courtroom
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
And for adults: 1. Sexy Witch, 2. Sexy Vampire, 3. Sexy Ghost, 4. Sexy Cat, 5. Sexy Pirate, 6. Sexy Batman, 7. Sexy Zombie, 8. Sexy Superman/Sexy Joker, 9. Sexy Spiderman/Sexy Dracula, 10. Sexy Avenger character
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump concealed his colonoscopy to avoid all the "up his ass" jokes
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Celebrity athlete seems to be having a meltdown from being bombarded by adversarial trolls, now hates reality and the US Government
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Some Indiana Beaches closed after US Steel plant leaks a rusty discharge. Your mom joke is in there somewhere
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, "Neverdrone"
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan advocates driving over and killing climate change protesters on roadways (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Tue September 21, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Shooting your hot mustard all over the Queen's ceiling" is not just a euphemism... it was Prince Philip's favourite practical joke
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Punch Day, so if you have a joke, the line starts over there
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Some Buccaneer)
 
 
 
Shiver me timbers, 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day agin. Open the grog and buckle those swashes, ye scurvy sea dogs
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you're a pastor who's been merrily shiatposting about how Covid is a joke, now might be a good time to get your affairs in order
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An appreciation for that one Led Zeppelin novelty joke song. No, not that one. Or that one either. When you read this it might make you sad sad sad
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Thu September 16, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The girls definitely look tipsy to me [NSFW]
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stop referring to Norm MacDonald as an "anti-comic". He wasn't. He was the anti-anti-comic's comic. Just ask Frank Stallone
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby played "Baby Got Back" for his 9 year-old daughter as a joke, and now it's her favorite song of all time. Does this make subby a good or terrible father?
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Watch Biden and Newsom pound Trump during a rally. Also watch subby shave a Mediaite headline writer with a cactus for that image
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(Digg)
 
 
 
How I found out I was old. It will happen to you, too. Bonus: linking to a Digg article about a Reddit thread
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(Digg)
 
 
 
How I found out I was old. It will happen to you, too. Bonus: linking to a Digg article about a Reddit thread
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You know what sucks? Cancer. You know what else sucks? You guessed it: Frank Stallone
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Killing Joke, World Party, Cutting Crew, and Spandau Ballet. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #253. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eisner and Higo Award winning fan-fav comic series - Y: The Last Man's first three episodes dropped on Hulu today. Link goes to review, a man and his monkey jokes to the right
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Pleated Jeans)
 
 
 
Hey, all you nutclutching donkeyhonkers, check out these nonsensical insults and then post your own (NSFW language)
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(Pleated Jeans)
 
 
 
Hey, all you nutclutching donkeyhonkers, check out these nonsensical insults and then post your own (NSFW language)
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is drawing up a 17-page relationship contract two weeks after your first Tinder date, maybe she's not the right one for you
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, it's me, Pandora, welcome to my latest unboxing video"
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(Google)
 
 
 
I saw an ad for a TV, in perfect shape other than the volume stuck at full... I thought- I can't turn that down It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI dad jokes
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Mulaney took up virtually the entire hour of Late Night With Seth Meyers, AS ONE DOES
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guess who used Michael K Williams' death to promote his liquor. Yeah, just who you'd expect
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Taking dad jokes to the next level using stock photos and dialogue bubbles. The groaning remains
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Dave Mustaine: "I remember when I was in Metallica we used to trade tapes. That's how we discovered bands. I can't blame Lars for doing the things that he does. Who knows why a guy does that? I mean, does he have enough money? Probably, right?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm out of bad gardening jokes - anyone have some sage advice? It's your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday September 7, 2021
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Mon September 06, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
Weeners
 
Come for the Musk, stay for the wiener jokes. What a pic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sure, it will end with Djoker winning it all, but at least for now, the US Open men's draw has been pure chaos and a lot of cool rarities
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
"Jew, I want to ask you a question"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Pinterest)
 
 
 
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. It's your Bad Uncle Jokes Day
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So have you ever attempted to tell the Aristocrats joke to anyone?
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dog-shaming goes corporate
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eric Stonestreet trolls the trollers
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
What do you call a small Mom? A Minimum It's your Bad Mom Joke Thursday Thread
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Anything's a breakfast food if you're brave enough
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to gaslight someone, but unsure of the best phrases to use? Here are six to get you started
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
But, but WHY???
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds miffed at free advertising, demands biscuits
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
🎶Now I've got COVID and I'm (sic)(sic)(sic) Now I've gotta cancel all my trips🎶
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Strike one"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Strike one"
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Somebody 26,000 years ago butchered mammoths 615 miles North of the Arctic Circle. [Insert lame joke about world only being 6,000 years old here]
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Fursday Come celebrate diversity and positivity as we desperately try to make it to the weekend All Furs welcome
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies. It's your Bad Joke Thursday
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies. It's your Bad Joke Thursday
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer and anti-mask preacher cancels anti-vax and anti-mask meeting after catching Covid
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
Since the Cubs can't seem to win in Chicago or in Iowa, they'll try in Heaven in 2022
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joker vs. The Nanny. This time it's for real
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Only Colbert can take a fiasco and make jokes out of it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pence holds retreat at Jackson Hole to recruit donors, obvious jokes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Such wisdom. Good business. No concern. Wow
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Dad has taken up art & is now illustrating his "jokes". Fark is not responsible for any injuries from repetitive eye-rolling
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scumbag trolls on Reddit makes jokes about the Afghans who were filmed dying after falling from cargo planes trying to flee Afghanistan, Sorry did I say "scumbag trolls on Reddit?" I meant, US Representative Lauren Boebert
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the child molester
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News accuses CNN of "fear porn". That's the joke
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is meeting up w/ a dude I met last week for drinks after work tonight. My problem is I don't have a clue what his name is. We've been pleasantly texting and I'm too embarrassed to ask him, since he's really nice. Any advice on what to do?
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Thu August 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ryan Fitzpatrick thought it was a joke when Coach Flores told him they were starting Tua Tagovailoa in favor of him. I was 'floored'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Water is wet, fire is hot, Elon Musk is rich, Candace Owens is full of bovine excrement, Ric Romero still enjoying his well-deserved retirement
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(Google)
 
 
 
How many beers does it take to get a bird sick? Toucans. It's your Bad Joke Thursday
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blizzard fires Overwatch character
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Joke about the ex-wife's cooking? Doesn't matter if you're my brother, that's a shootin'
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Tue August 10, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Smith College Alums Rally to Fund Gay Student Cut Off by Parents. There is probably a Seven Sisters joke in there somewhere but Subby has nothing and just thinks this is cool, maybe you can come up with a funny headline
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Alan Partridge has been making people laugh and cringe for 30 years, which is no joke
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
See Dick refuse the vaccine and spread disinformation. See Dick catch Covid-19. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one Welcome to your Bad Dad Joke Thursday
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Harry attempts to juggle in Meghan Markle's 40th birthday video. Muggle
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Joking about not being able to joke about Selena Gomez's kidney transplant, while simultaneously making a joke about Selena Gomez's kidney transplant, does not mean you didn't just make a joke about Selena Gomez's kidney transplant
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
It took 20 to get 10
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A city that is under constant threat of flooding, hurricanes and deadly chemical plant explosions is being hailed as one of the world's greatest cities
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
New record holder for 'largest mouth gape' confirmed by Guinness. Unclear if that page in the record book is before or after the one for that guy with the .cx domain name
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry, McDonald's. It was cool when KFC did it, but the joke's old
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Matt Damon admits he just stopped using the F-word because his daughter told him not to
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A priest, a rabbi, and 7.5 million unemployed people walk into a bar. Bartender says what is this, some kind of joke
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
It's not a joke if no one laughs, Fredo
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"And now, Weekend Update with Colin Jost and someone who didn't make a Simone Biles/Larry Nassar rape joke on Instagram"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"And now, Weekend Update with Colin Jost and someone who didn't make a Simone Biles/Larry Nassar rape joke on Instagram"
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Pinterest)
 
 
 
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
After a brief hiatus, we're back with another Fun-Filled Frolicking Fursday. Positivity Required
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(The Root)
 
 
 
"Matt Gaetz, Louis Gohmert and Marjorie Taylor Greene try to walk into..." sounds like a great set-up for a joke
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Tue July 27, 2021
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
'Bring your house and share your spouse': New swinger trailer park opening in Louisiana
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The season finale of Kevin Can Fark Himself cements its status as the weirdest show on TV (season 1 spoilers in article)
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Set this song as my 5 am alarm ... now I wake up at 4:30 so I don't have to hear it
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One thing you can count on is every game of Sopranos-themed Monopoly ending about as well as the show
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Sun July 25, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Subby had never heard of the term "Bon Quisha" before, but it's apparently a term you shouldn't call Black women on Facebook, especially if you want to keep your job
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Thu July 22, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed July 21, 2021
(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
WV Fire Marshal's Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion. Cause of the explosion appears to be a build-up of natural gas. Obvious your mom joke goes here
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Bezos' short trip into space also launched a swag of dick jokes and social criticism. Feel free to add yours. (NSFW language)
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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Mon July 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Korean president cancels visit to Japan following masturbation joke that rubs him the wrong way
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Michael Irvin has a vaccination joke; many of the Dallas Cowboys won't get it
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Thu July 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Before firing their Vaccine Manager, Tennessee had Amazon ship her a dog muzzle. "They obviously didn't know me because they sent me a size three which is for beagles and I'm obviously a pit bull, which requires a size six"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. It's your bad joke Thursday thread
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Amazon released a trailer for 'Steven Kang's sharks of the corn'. This is some kind of joke, right?
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Y'All Qaeda plotting the takeover of the US...no joke
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Sun July 11, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
XFL planning 2023 return - that's the joke
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Laguna Hills event center gives the boot to ol' Gas Pedo Gaetz's and Marjorie Traitor Greene's Klan-sloganed griftapalooza
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"It's common for fans to bring jokey posters to wrestling shows in an effort to be noticed on camera, but over the last 3 years posters have started tackling deeper issues . . . which Final Fantasy is best"
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Wait, bitcoin babies are not supposed to be a joke?
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Thu July 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A major fundraising group for GOP women compares Representatives Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) to carnival barkers. Litigation from angry members of The International Union of Carnival Barkers is pending
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(Google)
 
 
 
To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman packs kid's school lunches with non-alcoholic vodak. BEST. MUM. EVAR
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father has always been a smart aleck who loves practical jokes and discreetly needling people. My husband has been one of his favorite targets, and it finally came to a head and my husband snapped and he's threatening divorce. What can I do?"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
New Era might want to stop designing MLB hats for a while
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Conservatives can't take a joke. That's the joke. Fark is very confusing. Brain stuff
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox Weather. That's the joke
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Thu July 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
She breaks her heart just a little too much, and her jokes attract the lucky bad type. As she dips and wails and slips her banshee smile she gets the better of the bigger to the letter. The passion of lovers is for your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
Hey, what's the story with this house in Florida? Oh my
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"What, am I going to get fired over this?"
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(Google)
 
 
 
I got into a fight with an HVAC repairman... it was a pretty heated discussion. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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