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Tue October 19, 2021
(Johns Hopkins Medicine)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University receives first federal grant in 50 years for a double-blinded randomized clinical trial of psilocybin for purple monkey dishwasher addiction, and if that doesn't work, maybe it'll help you quit smoking tobacco
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci: 'It's going to be within our capability' to prevent another COVID surge. COVIDiots: Hold our horse paste
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the products stores are running out of. COFFEE? DAMMIT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
If you're one of the the 66 million Americans who still haven't gotten the Covid vaccine, you're part of the reason a fifth Covid wave may happen
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TicTok
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro and Lindsey Graham warn "immigrants with designer luggage" are en route to the US
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Wed October 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Could it be......... the percent of the population wearing masks?
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists find nearly 2,000 unknown chemicals in vape liquids and e-cigarette aerosols. But don't let that fact distract you from freaking out about *airquotes on* what's in the vaccine? *airquotes off*
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
So the "nuking an asteroid" part of Armageddon turns out be to the one part of the movie that was actually plausible. So Michael Bay has that going for him, which is nice
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Wed October 06, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
As our knowledge of Covid grew and vaccines became available one would have hoped 2021 would be far better than 2020. One would hoped but idiots + delta variant + a shot of fake news = America
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After attending a concert masked, but before vaccine was available to him, 25-year-old otherwise healthy Georgia man catches The 'Rona, gets a double lung transplant, starts GoFundMe for his bills, then finally gets vaccinated. "It's not worth the risk"
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Schools without mask mandates more likely to have COVID outbreaks, according to the Ric Romero Institute for Disease Control
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Sat September 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
That's it, I'm moving to Turkmenistan
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Mon September 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
See? We told you it was just like the flu
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Mon September 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP views more dead voters as a winning campaign strategy
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Sun September 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky man who paid COVID "no attention" wants you to know that he's smarter now, seeing as how he contracted it and all, and thinks you should be listening to his advice now
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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Tue September 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The response from the psychiatric community ... has been largely open-armed. The drugs may well mark the field's first paradigm shift since SSRIs in the 1980s." Psychedelics - well maybe just once
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Fri September 03, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Health officials keeping a close watch on "Mu" variant of COVID-19, unclear if caused by idiots slamming cow dewormer
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Wed September 01, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street? Pfft. Beijing's where the new hedge fund babies are striking gold
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Sorry kids, you are on your own
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
El Salvador will be first country to adopt crypto as legal tender next month. "When I was a kid, the only thing Salvadorans wanted to do was to cross the border and head to the US." Now they just want to exchange their free BTC back into US Dollars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senator with an M.D. tells rubes to take ivermectin to own the libs
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Fri August 20, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Kentucky
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple delays return to office until January. *offer does not apply to lowly retail employees
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Mon August 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember trying to flatten curve? Good times. Good times
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deathsantis, fresh from torpedoing to the "ounce of prevention" party, chooses the "pound of cure" route
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Wed August 11, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA poised to approve third dose of vaccine for people who are immunocompromised, in need of a badass origin story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ventilators? What ventilators? Everything's good here. Thanks anyway, though
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer in Subby's life is claiming "even leftist media outlets NPR and NBC" are reporting studies proving the vaccines are *causing* Covid variants. Subby can find no such stories. Can y'all?
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Sat August 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
100,000. A day. And climbing
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Seven states make up half of the cases of Freedom Flu in the US
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Thu August 05, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Moderna vaccine remains 93% effective against symptomatic COVID at 6 months"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
This one time, at Baltimore Symphony Orchestra conspiracy camp
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Mon August 02, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC to strongly encourage people to wear face masks in public indoor settings. If that is the same type of encouragement certain people in the construction make, expect everyone to be wearing masks by Wednesday
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Better question, why push the narrative that personal freedom is antithetical to the common good?
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm so upset I could spit. And pee. And throw up
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Sat July 31, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This map should shock you into wearing a mask
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you for calling 911. The next available ambulance should arrive at your location in... [robotic voice] two hours and ten minutes. Please hold for the next available operator
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Thu July 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be hard to believe that we've reached a point of stupidity in this country so deep that people who want to get vaccinated have to sneak out to do it so they don't piss off their MAGAt relatives. But then, you don't live in Missouri
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Wed July 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ This is the pandemic that doesn't end / So put your masks back on, my friends / Some morons rejected the vaccine not knowing what it was / And they're keeping us from herd immunity forever just because ♫
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New record set at the Tokyo Olympics. That's right, the Delta variant took home the gold with 3,177 new cases
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Mon July 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tennessee's Tenova Healthcare has ceased operating a hospital or providing ANY form of patient services, so they can focus on their core business: suing patients for unpaid medical debts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, who hits a police horse?
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Sun July 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
China sheds angry tears over NBC's refusal to toe the Party Line during Olympics broadcast
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor advises travelers not to go to Florida lest Florida Man cough on them. Considering what gets posted to Fark from there, that seems the least of people's problems
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Michigan goes full Florida by striking down the law Whitmer used to impose public health restrictions during the pandemic
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Hubble is back. Proving once again if you reboot a broken computer enough times it will start working
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida experiences nearly 90% increase in hospital admissions as Covid-19 continues to not give a fark about what people's political and religious views are
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Thu July 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vivek Murthy warns about Covid misinformation, Dagoth Ur
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Argentina passes 100,000 COVID deaths, says it's perfectly fine to cry for them now
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Tue July 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vaccination centers: "Come with me if you want to live"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem says governors who put forward Covid mandates to protect citizens lacked "grit"
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Sat June 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here we go again: WHO recommends masks and social distancing as the delta variant spreads, even for those who are fully vaccinated
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Fri June 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College applications are up after many schools decided to ditch standardized test scores
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