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Mon October 04, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Henrietta Lacks' estate sues company over use of her cells, which are alive and used in medical experiments even though she's been dead for seventy years. No word if Herbert West plans to sue for copyright infringement
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After attending a concert masked, but before vaccine was available to him, 25-year-old otherwise healthy Georgia man catches The 'Rona, gets a double lung transplant, starts GoFundMe for his bills, then finally gets vaccinated. "It's not worth the risk"
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
According to this guy, the Big Bang never happened. Subby isn't smart enough to understand his theory
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Wed September 15, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Boy travels to ER due to appendicitis, finds ER filled with unvaccinated COVID sufferers. Then things get all rupture-y
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Lawmaker who spent campaign funds at strip joint has wrong things to say about COVID vaccine
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Sorry kids, you are on your own
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Fri August 20, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Kentucky
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple delays return to office until January. *offer does not apply to lowly retail employees
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deathsantis, fresh from torpedoing to the "ounce of prevention" party, chooses the "pound of cure" route
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer in Subby's life is claiming "even leftist media outlets NPR and NBC" are reporting studies proving the vaccines are *causing* Covid variants. Subby can find no such stories. Can y'all?
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Headline in the form of a question
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Sat August 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
100,000. A day. And climbing
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Thu August 05, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Moderna vaccine remains 93% effective against symptomatic COVID at 6 months"
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm so upset I could spit. And pee. And throw up
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Sat July 31, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This map should shock you into wearing a mask
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Fri July 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
This thing is nowhere near over
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Thu July 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It may be hard to believe that we've reached a point of stupidity in this country so deep that people who want to get vaccinated have to sneak out to do it so they don't piss off their MAGAt relatives. But then, you don't live in Missouri
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Wed July 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ This is the pandemic that doesn't end / So put your masks back on, my friends / Some morons rejected the vaccine not knowing what it was / And they're keeping us from herd immunity forever just because ♫
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Mon July 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tennessee's Tenova Healthcare has ceased operating a hospital or providing ANY form of patient services, so they can focus on their core business: suing patients for unpaid medical debts
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