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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pompeo to ignore subpoena in House investigation of Trump-Ukraine extortion (w/ shenanigans-frowning pic)
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats first became aware of Ukrainian disinformation flowing directly to Republicans when DHL accidentally sent them the receipt for a shipment to Devin Nunes. Democrats reported it to the FBI on Jan 27. Nunes refuses to say what he did with it
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Biden campaign has decided not to mess with Texas
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Remember when Mike Bloomberg promised to spend millions to help the Democratic presidential nominee beat Trump? Anyone know what happened ....Bueller Bueller?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The suburbs want to abolish Donald Trump
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That $600 a week unemployment payout got everyone accustomed to what a livable minimum wage really should be - $15 an hour
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"A group waging guerrilla warfare within the GOP" So, the party just might have a future after all
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Tsunami warning issued
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember that piggish cheesehead who moved out West to help the Dildonians squat on a wildlife refuge a few years ago? The one who posted a video suggesting you should shoot at police on your way out there? Well guess what he just did
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
$100? Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump will be leaving, even if he has to be fumigated out" (Pelosi)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is winning by refusing to be the opponent that Trump wants him to be
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
John Kasich is the first over the barricades, as he'll be speaking at the Democratic National Convention and endorsing Biden
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Sat July 18, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Republicans air-dropping millions of dollars into races where Donald Trump coasted in the 2016 election
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Fri July 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Think of the Night King and Arya Stark"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Putin must have known he'd hit the jackpot when Donald crossed his radar back in the 80s"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The problem with Biden is he'll abolish the suburbs and replace it with a socialist nightmare. Ummm... what?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Every sign is pointing to an apocalyptic election for Republicans -- one that could set the party back at the state and national level for years, if not decades." Womp womp
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Trump's school reopening strategy is on track to completely fail politically according to ... wait for it: Republican strategists
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The snake is eating itself
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to spout more nonsense from his unmasked face hole, allegedly about infrastructure. Keep a keen ear for violations of the Hatch Act
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Adapt immediately or find a new job" The new fundraising motto for Republican Senate candidates as the party faces a massive fundraising emergency
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Just say no...to God
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's because they're idiots, you see
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor doubles down on prediction that Trump has a 91% chance of being re-elected. So does that mean he has a 182% chance of being re-elected?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Renowned political analyst agrees that Biden should not debate Trump
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The GOP asks, "Where the white women at?" Probably in a park calling the police on a minority or in a Walmart trying to burn all the masks and demanding to speak to the manager
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump has 91% chance to win re-election says guy who picked the winner in 5 of the last 6 elections. And he is going to tie Obama's EC total and have an even bigger inauguration and there is nothing liberals can do about it so there
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kanye: "I'm TOTALLY cool with taking away votes from Biden and helping Trump win"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maine Senator Susan Collins plays the Republican moderate card again, signals she won't campaign against former Senator Joe Biden because of their days serving in the upper chamber together
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The only logical conclusion is that liberal voters are afraid of women in power
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Republicans try to come together to take on Trump:"We've got to do something." Well, can you go back in time and nominate an actual politician as your presidential candidate? If not, shut up
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden could still blow it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Investigative journalist says Christian Nationalism is not a religious rights movement. It's a scam aimed at political power
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We've got to get a new guy. Trump is erratic. All he's succeeded in doing is juicing up the stock market. Now that's gone to pot because of the coronavirus"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember when the GOP used the term "flip flopper" as a derogatory slur to sink John Kerry's presidential bid? Good times, good times
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I was watching the news today and they said there's some kind of virus infecting people in the United States
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Older white voters are deciding that they don't like being the target of Trump's death panels
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wall St. upset the money spigot might be partly diverted somewhere other than Wall St.
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DNC tells everyone to avoid Milwaukee. Subby concurs
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to slide down ramp in slippery new poll. Seems he's bad at handling this pandemic and racial strife. The guy who can't keep a casino afloat is bad at his job? The guy elected by America's racists is bad at his job?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jacksonville to the RNC: Go spread sickness someplace else
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New analysis shows the "blue wall" is reforming in the Rust Belt, surely this is not a repeat of Hillary in 2016
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
A whopping 88% of people think America is f*cked up under Trump
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may need to call Kenny Loggins soon
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans see catastrophe for the nation, rush into action to provide necessary powers to subpoena the hell out of Obama officials
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie might have actually meant the endorsement this time
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest unhinged liberals to ludicrously claim Trump is losing the 2020 race? The Trump campaign
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Voters see Trump leading America on the wrong path
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Dec of 1944 with France firmly in Allied hands, the Germans launched a final, desperate, counter-offensive that, while it had some initial successes, ended up sealing their fate as it depleted their resources. Why do I bring this up? Oh no reason
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MAGA braniacs: Trump has told us not to do mail voting so we won't apply for mail ballots
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. Mmmmmm...free bacon
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Vermont's governor announces he is running for re-election...well, perhaps "standing"is the better verb here as he does not intend to campaign or raise money for his re-election so he can focus on guiding his state through the pandemic
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Cowboys for Trump clarifies his misleading "dead Democrats" statement: Firing squad or noose
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It may be time for Susan Collins to show a bit of concern
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
NAACP to Biden: Hold on there, Joe, we didn't endorse you for president
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious: On a party-line vote, the Senate Foreign Relations Cmte votes to advance Trump's nominee to head the U.S. Agency for Global Media. Fark: The nominee is currently under a criminal investigation for non-profit fraud by the DC AG's office
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Dana Perino thinks she's going to get the best of Symone Sanders with a snide, degrading remark, promptly gets owned
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity... in a good way. Everyday heroes, folks. And yes, I cried
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden, Sanders announce task forces to find party unity over policy. WONDER TWIN POWERS...ACTIVATE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump unleashes a new wave of memes riffing off his propaganda posters
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden's lead is the steadiest on record for any Democrat seeking the presidency in recent memory
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden campaign is secretly forming a Republican group. Well it's not a secret now, thanks a lot
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Move over lackluster VP picks for the Biden campaign, Val Demings is the coalition pick for the job. Suck it up and get out of the way
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"A senior administration official said he expects Trump to begin publicly questioning the death toll as it closes in on his predictions for the final death count and damages him politically"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst may want to lace up her breadbags and prepare to leave DC as her lead rapidly evaporates in Iowa
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Our expectation was always that Trump would go on offense early and we'd have to scramble to defend. The reality has been we've been able to run millions of dollars of thoroughly researched and tested ads, largely unanswered"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The GOP nightmare if Democrats control everything: Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico gaining statehood, abolishing the Electoral College, and adding four judges to the Supreme Court
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's your daily reminder Lindsey Graham is an asshole
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obvious tag explodes as columnist asks if Republican's indulgence of Trump's idiocy is bottomless
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why is Trump showing up for his TV appearances with pupils the size of dinner plates?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Farker who happens to be a retired engineer coping with being homebound clicks a Fark link about a retired engineer coping with being homebound. And reads a story he posted to DailyKos two weeks ago. Here's more
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Glug, glug. Here, catch this anchor
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You're living through a history changing event. Write a diary. Future historians will love you, and you'll be remembered
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
How an engineer copes with lockdown
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amid fallout from disinfectant comment Trump says coronavirus briefings "not worth the effort." Wait... WHAT effort?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nervous Republicans see the S.S. Trump sinking, and taking the Senate down with him
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently the tortured pain of being the token Trump defender on a daily talk show stops just short of actually voting for him
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"November's election will be a referendum on his presidency, and the country will be worse off in every possible way compared with four years ago" Guy Who Gets It
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Stop asking us to die for your convenience"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson (R-eally Motivated) is unhappy the coronavirus is holding up his totally non-partisan investigation of Hunter Biden, hopes to have a 'report' out by summer
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tries to OWN Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Twitter, self-owns himself so hard he has to delete his tweet when she calls him out
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver explains why Sanders and the media learned the wrong lesson from Trump in 2016
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even the flunkies at Wall Street Journal's editorial page tells Trump to drop his daily virus briefings
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's f*cking hope so
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The pandemic has cut short the life of presidential campaign season. Good
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