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Thu July 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Colonel takes Papa John to the woodshed, and no, this isn't a cut-rate knockoff of The Waltons
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's just modeling himself after his favorite President, his rotundity, John Adams. He too was thin-skinned, tried to deport his enemies, and colluded with a foreign enemy power
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
How To tell if your talking To a bot sent by teh DEEP STATE to distract from Peter STzok running john PEDOsta's pizza parlor where they lured Sith Rich before killing him. MAGA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent dies from stress of protecting John Bolton
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff John Kelly gives GOP green light to rebuke Trump's remarks. Care to guess if they did?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
After the disaster in Helsinki, Lawmakers in both parties and political commentators are calling for the resignation of administration officials like John Bolton, Sec. Pompeo, Sec. Mattis and DNI Coats. One obvious name missing from the list, however
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Papa John says it was a mistake to resign as Chairman of the Board and he would like to continue his public shaming and destruction of the company he built
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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver was off this week, but he did post a YouTube video of his staff's "Lost Graphics," one of which included having Ivanka as the mother from Get Out
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Papa John's founder John Schnatter refused to be the six million dollar man
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"No prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant." Senator John McCain released a brutally accurate statement on Trump's performance at US-Russia summit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You would think that if Elon Musk was as smart as he says he is would not follow the lead of Papa John's CEO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh Schnatt, Papa John's kicks founder out of company headquarters
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No, John, it's more like Scooby-Doo meeting Scrappy-Doo
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Sun July 15, 2018
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
One major sports franchise is sticking behind Papa John's. Difficulty: not the Redskins
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In retaliation for Trump disrespecting CNN's Jim Acosta, the White House cancels John Bolton's appearance on CNN due to Acosta disrespecting Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says that Boris Johnson is a dangerous idiot
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Sat July 14, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This Papa John story just keeps getting better and better. Apparently, Papa John was forced to use N-word. "The agency was promoting that vocabulary ... They pushed me. And it upset me." Huh, what the fark?
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Fri July 13, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Senator John McCain rises from his death bed to join Democrats in demanding that Trump cancel his meeting with Putin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jury: Johnson & Johnson's Baby Powder is Cancer Powder, and there are $4.69 Billion reasons why
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are the two biggest examples of radical incompetents rising to political prominence and bad hair being socially acceptable
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton's moustache fires the last member of the National Security Council who actually specialized in National Security. Why? Because she made Stephen Miller cry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Louisville might rename Papa John's Cardinal Stadium after racial slur." I don't know about you, but (n-word) stadium seems like the wrong choice to me
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to #MAGA by giving Air Force One a new paint job, bigger beds, and the right to use the McDonald's drive through
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I think they like me a lot in the UK'. 'Unlikely' Tag doesn't even begin to cover this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "One of the states we won, Wisconsin, I didn't realize this until fairly recently, that was the one state that Ronald Reagan didn't win when he ran the board his second time. He didn't win Wisconsin and we won Wisconsin." Wisconsin: "Ummmmmm"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Huckabeast: "John Kelly wasn't facepalming Trump's Germany insults, it's because he was all like..... umm... WHAR FULL BREAKFAST, WHAR??"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth"
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Infamous Florida ambulance chaser, John Morgan, sues the NCAA on behalf of former University of Louisville basketball players, referring to it as a "corrupt organization"
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Rick Deckard's LA "Blade Runner" pad is for sale at $23 million. Johnnie Walker Black, ESPER sold separately
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Papa John boasted that at least he doesn't call black people n***ers during conference call about company's handling of NFL protests
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the Guardian bids a less-than-fond farewell to Boris Johnson and expresses their sincerest hopes that the door doesn't hit him in the arse too hard on his way out
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(BBC)
 
 
 
George Clooney returns to ER
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Memo to Johnny Depp, this isn't what they mean when they say "Let's punch up this scene"
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (tR-aitor), after having spent America's Independence Day with an (admitted) adversary of the United States, says that Russian interference in the election is "totally overblown" and would like some kneepads and maybe some towels
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller enjoys dipping his food in trash. Boris Johnson, what somebody would look like if Chris Matthews and Trump had a baby, resigns as UK Foreign Secretary. A SCOTUS nominee will be revealed in tonight's episode. It's your 8pm MSNBC thread
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Public Image Ltd back for 40th Anniversary tour. For you kids, that's Johnny Lydon's follow-up band to the Sex Pistols. They made numerous records and subby saw them on their first U.S. tour. They are a lot like Can, an even older band
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Your paranoid alcoholic uncle warns US "on the cusp of losing the American constitutional republic forever". Excuse me, did I say your paranoid alcoholic uncle? I meant former CIA director John Brennan
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Logan director calls on franchise-movie fanboys to stop hating on smart, creative film folks like Rian Johnson and Chris McQuarrie in genre movies for defiling their universe, or else you will chase them away in favor of Zack Snyder and the suits
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(The Week)
 
 
 
After returning from his visit to Moscow, Sen. Ron Johnson (R-ussian) is open to negotiating the US sanctions on Russia
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
John Cleese on the alt-right's favorite "insult," the term Snowflake: "Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian State TV host mocks Senator John Thune (R-U) for bringing a burner phone because "any phone can be hacked." Wait, why did Senator Thune knowingly bring a burner phone? Did he think the Russians might compromise him? But aren't we friends now?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
May loses her Johnson
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An interview with the captain of the Enterprise-B, Alan Ruck
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After spreading conspiracy theories on social media and saying Sen John McCain "a senile old fart" who "thinks he can make it all okay by calling himself a 'war hero.'" AZ senate candidate Kelli Ward's husband defends himself by saying he's a vet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is now a "white-nationalist party with a conservative fringe. Like postwar Germany and Japan, the Republican Party must be destroyed before it can be rebuilt," says noted flaming liberal columnist Max Boot
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(Unexplained Mysteries)
 
 
 
Having never seen Brewster's Millions, a salvage 'expert' suggest towing an Iceberg to help out Cape Town. Richard Pryor and John Candy still dead
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Wed July 04, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Johnny G take down EC3? Will Lucha Royalty be fed to the Reptile Tribe? How many fingers will subby blow off this year? Your 4th of July edition of "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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Mon July 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump isn't his "first loyalty." Michael Avenatti now represents Stuttering John, because The Secret Service believes a Howard Stern sidekick is a threat. Happy Monday. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Drink & sing. Music, deejay
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver will not be broken by the Trump administration and expects us all to resist and fight
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's fark ready headline; Goddamn, John Tortorella is PISSED
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
75 percent of all Tommy John surgeries are performed on teenage pitchers, all of whose parents are convinced their boy will become the next Tommy John with the surgery, if not better. Raising the alarm: Dr. Tommy John, son of THE Tommy John
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
John Bolton doesn't know what the f*ck he's talking about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stuttering John has retained an attorney for his meeting with the Secret Service over his prank call with Trump, and it's who you think
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anonymous source says former bartender Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shorted her tip money on Cinco de Mayo. Dick Johnson thinks this means something
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Long John Silver brings back $1 "Catch of the Day" promotion, not necessarily featuring items they fished out of the grease trap that morning
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
News: Former Howard Stern Show sidekick Stuttering John prank calls the President. Fark: HE CALLS BACK
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill Maher interview where he gives opinions on Chris Hardwick, Jordan Peterson, Trump, Roseanne, etc. the only person he refuses to discuss? John Oliver
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump asked Macron to leave EU. America asks Trump to leave US
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have attacked the Red Hen. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Psychiatrists ask their professional association to lift the ban on diagnosing public figures. No reason. Just seems like a good idea
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Kelly, summer 2017: I can keep Trump on a short leash and prevent him from destroying the country. John Kelly, summer 2018: fark it, I'm out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who said it: "NATO is as bad as NAFTA"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
There's definitely something wrong with you when Keyshawn Johnson says you have mental issues
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Our Projector-In-Chief wonders aloud if Hillary Clinton will get over the election. In which she won the popular vote
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My nephew got out of prison for the second time; he's lied and cheated and stole his whole life, including from his family. He's dealing drugs out of my sister's home; she refuses to see him as a criminal. What can I do to help her?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson plans to retire in two years
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Roberts doesn't like to be told that his decision on Muslim ban is similar to Japanese internment camps
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
John Daly withdraws from the US Senior Open because they wouldn't let him use a cart. They probably said no so he wouldn't get arrested for DWI on the 8th hole
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes. Yes they are
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The VA GOP, the same people that recently chose a neo-confederate white supremacist to be their candidate for the US Senate, sends out a tweet attacking the "intolerant left" and asking its supporters to boycott the Red Hen restuarant
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver scolds cable news for their coverage of concentration camps and blasts Trump, "the abusive father America will be talking about in therapy for the next 40 years"
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
John McAfee's wacky life keeps on rolling along, but just barely
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ow, my face
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(Battleswarm)
 
 
 
China's semiconductor play. And since this is the Business tab and no one is reading it, here's a message from Doctor Johnny Fever: BOOOOOOOGER
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and the GOP are taking a massive political hit as Americans across the political spectrum are reacting with horror and outrage to Trump's policy of separating families at the border. Not to worry though, it's Sinclair Broadcasting to the rescue
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Little Rhody might not let Donald Trump on their ballot in 2020 unless he releases his tax return. Good job, little guy
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Thu June 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
June Jones: QB Johnny Manziel 'growing up,' should be in NFL. Yeah that's the joke
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp invites a Rolling Stone writer to his mansion for three days to tell his story. Let's see how that went
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
John Travolta believed that his latest bomb Gotti was going to make him an Oscar contender this year. Epstein's mother unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
ABC news chyron accidentally reveals existence of ABC's time machine, displays news from the future
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Talk about burying the lede: "John Lynch had a cup of coffee with the Patriots toward the end of his career"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Steve Schmidt, the man who was John McCain's 2008 campaign manager, has renounced the GOP
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
John Cleese describes Belgian audience as "fat, lazy, beer-sodden, pseudo-French bastards." On the positive side, they weren't Dutch
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soaked Keanu grimly soldiers on while filming rainy scene for John Wick 3 in Times Square
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Trump detaining kids: "You shouldn't be using the Bible to justify separating children from parents; if you do, you shouldn't be breaking so many of its rules that god has to write an extra commandment saying 'I was f***ing serious.'"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'd rather wake up next to a severed horse head than ever watch "Gotti" again". So begins the review of John Travolta's latest on screen turd
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Lennon was a terrorist according to Nixon
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
John Travolta's new film "Gotti" gets whacked with a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
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Wed June 13, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wait didn't John Lumec create the Cybermen with Apple airpods?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(CafePharma)
 
 
 
We asked Senator Johnson why he wants to weaken the FDA because his publicly stated reasons were complete bullshiat. He didn't answer directly, but his biggest donor spoke volumes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kim John Un won't share a toilet with Trump
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains Sean Hannity's "Sh*ttiest Conspiracy Theory Ever"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The hottest player in baseball needs Tommy John surgery and will be out until 2020
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news for Disney: Solo has now grossed more money than John Carter and The Lone Ranger
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel is doing okay in Football Little League
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gen. John Kelly looking to make a hasty retreat from the White House as the building burns to the ground around him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain: "Look, we're sorry our President is an ass. Please be patient with us until we can lock him in prison"
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Sat June 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
OK, fake news, what do you have for me today?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
John Kelly to Staff: Don't farking email me or each other ever again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John McCain is not going to throw off this mortal coil without attempting to mortally wound Emperor Drumpf at least a few dozen more times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Smoltz is tired of sitting around the house
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
James 5 could be the last James of the Johnny Sex Cup this year, will the Vegas floor show add a fan dance? Will Ovi's controller finally unplug? Can Flower stop a beachball? All this and the Cup in the building.. Let's Do that hockey. 8PM ET NBC/CBC
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(Google)
 
 
 
What really grinds your gears?
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John Kelly goes to war with Kardashian over pardon of a drug dealer; the bad blood runs deep, as Kelly is still not over Setlik III
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Chiang (D):"The race for governor has turned into a scam." Welcome to 'murican politics, grasshopper
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gets a bonus in pardoning of Navy sailor as that sailor is now suing Obama and Comey
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Finals Act IV: The Rebondaging? Will Vegas head home tied at 2 games apiece? Will Washington take a 3-1 series lead in an attempt to make their inevitable collapse even more spectacular? Knights/Caps @ 8pm ET. FARK CANCER & AIR HORNS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver makes a joke about the passage of time on Mercury, and Neil deGrasse Tyson shows up to ruin the setup, at which point Oliver calls him a feckless...well, just watch
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
John Mayer is traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Friend Zone
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Will Alicia's impulsiveness cost her life? Will John pull through and have his happy apocalyptic ending with Laura? Will Madison's idiocy cost someone's life? And where the hell is Rubén Blades? Did he just quit? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A list of celebrity mega-mansions for sale in NJ includes the sad news that actor John Amos is losing his modest suburban home to foreclosure
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(DW)
 
 
 
Power outage shuts down Germany's 5th largest airport. Johnny wasn't kidding this time, biatches
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Yes, that's actually Johnny Depp wearing a FUGLY cap
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's a novel idea: instead of the admins greenlighting the 1,217th link about Action Park, how about greenlighting one about Johnny Knoxville's thinly-disguised movie about Action Park. That'd be like completely different, right?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
John Smoltz has qualified for the US Senior Open, wishes he can have Rick Rhoden's career stats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted political commentator Johnny Damon: Donald Trump is "not there to be your friend" and is doing a "great job"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watergate expert John Dean breaks down the McCabe gift to Mueller
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
John Goodman found by reporters demanding his opinion on Roseanne controversy at auto repair shop in New Orleans, says he'd "rather say nothing than to cause more trouble"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why you spend the extra $20 to get the cross-cut model, people: The DOJ is currently piecing back together a number of documents found in Michael Cohen's office shredder, which was also seized during the raid
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Where better than Sin City to host james 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup final? Giggity? If it's as good as james 1, hells yea.. Shush Pierre, let's do that hockey.. 8pm ET on NBCSN & CBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After being told he would have to stop the publicity tour if he wanted to represent Stormy in the Cohen case, Avenatti withdraws motion to do so
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump brags about classified information during fundraiser. B-b-but her emails
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
John Goodman looks miserable, hung
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Tue May 29, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How John Bolton's hard-on for Iran will mean U.S. troops staying in Afghanistan longer with a greater chance for death. Whatever Bolton touches turns to dog poop
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
New outdoor rope & zip line course in Branson, to include live alligators & pythons. "With live alligators and pythons living beneath, it's sure to elevate the challenge and thrill of the ropes course" Said Bass Pro owner Johnny Morris
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(Vox)
 
 
 
John McCain takes the blame for the second-biggest mistake of the last twenty years
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Fri May 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says meeting North Korea could be back on. Michael Cohen had a meeting with another shady Russian inside Trump Tower. John Bolton spreads for a Playgirl shoot. Another school shooting. The day's not yet over. It's your 8 p.m. ET FHF MSNBC thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ex-cultists say John Travolta has a sinister dark side
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson holds 18-minute phone call with Armenian prime minister, offered him advice on how to deal with Russia. Only problem was that it wasn't the Armenian prime minister
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For you "Johnny Football will dominate the CFL" fans: he's going to back up some guy you never heard of: Johnny Clipboard. He's from Canada
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby always thought these types of Business Insider articles were ads masquerading as reviews, but considering how this one reads, I'm guessing Papa John's did not pay for it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jets co-owner and chairman Christopher Johnson announces that he will cover any of his players' fines should they decide to kneel during anthem
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the most magical time of the year, a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will the Caps engage CAPS LOCK or lock their keys in the car? Will Tampa play with the fury of Thor or get distracted smiting those 6 fish in particular? Caps/Bolts @ 8pm ET. Go OT, SUP
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Short circuit allows inmates to escape. Dammit, Johnny 5, stop doing that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Dope kills guy with his guitar
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man buys two Papa John's pizzas for around $40 eight years ago, today a slice is worth over $5 million
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 6. From down 0-2 to up 3-2, Tampa looks to serve up a round of the Ovechkin cocktail. We'll need the Caps to not play like the Caps to get a game 7. Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. Go goonjuice, mute air horns/Pierre, & fark cancer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes a look at the crooked "resort rehab" industry being advertised on TV day and night. "It is honestly barely better defined than the word 'building'"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Although outwardly similar, Mike Pompeo and John Bolton represent two very different conservative traditions of foreign relation, and are headed for a massive clash. But Bolton's got weird facial hair, so we know how the President will resolve it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Trump admin couldn't get any shadier, John Bolton establishes actual "shadow NSC" to steer American foreign policy. This is fine
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver predicts John Bolton will be the next White House staffer to go after being contradicted by Trump, "a man who would double down on a f*cking typo"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Demented Trumpian Tweety Bird Boris Johnson attempts to again outwit Theresa May on Brexit
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison makes some questionable decisions now that Junkie Depp has gone, and Strand is less than impressed with her choices. The Stadium isn't as safe as it once was. Will Laura and John be reunited? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
John Kelly's ancestors would have been ostracized too
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WDEF Chattanooga)
 
 
 
Canada, you were warned to take back Nickelback, Justin Bieber, and Ted Cruz, or else suffer the consequences. The penalty has now been selected in the form of Johnny Football
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A post-match meltdown that would make John proud
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Bolton says we'll give North Korea the Libya treatment, but Trump says no we won't, because we cool with Kim. Also, a bunch of other stuff happened, too. On this appointment of Mueller anniversary let's get caught up. MSNBC thread starts at 8pm ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 4. Will it be bonus hockey or will it be a blowout? Will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded 2 Game Lead? Who will be at "Deadpool 2" tonight? Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. HOORAY GOONJUICE, FARK CANCER AND SHUT UP, AIR HORNS
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Tue May 15, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 3. Tampa has completely conceded home ice and goes into Washington down 0-2 in the series. As the ol' saying goes: "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it works out for them." Bolts/Caps & goonjuice recipes @ 8pm ET
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Go west, young Johnny Sex. Will the Knights triumph or will they get another limb lopped off? Will the Jets continue to fly high or morph into an F-35? Vegas/Winnipeg @ 8pm ET. Pierre approaches, fetchez la vache and prepare to taunt him a 2nd time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Michael Cohen: "He's a lawyer that is so sh*tty it made Trump say 'get me someone good - Rudy Giuliani'"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp has gone away, we're left with Alicia and Madison to care about since Daniel has gone AWOL. Tonight, we focus on John and his history with Laura while the Vultures loom as a threat. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surely the Trump administration couldn't make pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal any worse, right? John Bolton: "Challenge accepted"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney thinks there was nothing wrong about that White House aide mocking John McCain's medical condition because it was a joke at a private meeting and none of us should have heard it because we weren't there
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Giving the streamers what they want, YouTube Red orders second season of Cobra Kai, to debut in 2019 with further adventures of Old Johnny and Old Daniel
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Obama, John Kerry and Hilary Clinton have been critical of Trump's handling of Iran. What does Trump have to say?" "Given their total lack of progress in this area, they're the last people we would look to for advice"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As a consequence of leaving the deal with Iran, US intel agencies fear increased cyber attacks from that country. Good thing John Bolton fired the white house cybersecurity chief last week then, right guys?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
John Kelly describes undocumented immigrants as "overwhelmingly rural people" with "fourth- fifth- sixth- grade educations" who "don't have skills" and "can't speak English"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: One of my oldest friends is getting married. My mother wants to crash the wedding and silently observe. She has always mocked him for his weight, equating thinness with success. She'll cause a scene. How can I thwart her attempts?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sad Sarah Palin is shocked, shocked I tell you, over John McCain's regret about picking her
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Frenchy says Paramount killed summer-school sequel to Grease because they figured silly summer musical with John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John was obvious dud, then had to make throwaway Grease 2 minus John and ONJ to cover up their mistake
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Member of Trump's administration mocks John McCain for being close to death. Stay classy
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Hockey Gods have smiled upon us & granted us a Johnny Sex Cup game 7. Will "A Word With Perd" get renewed for another round or will the Jets get extended stick time? May the goonjuice & bonus hockey be plentiful. Jets/Perds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, JT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NRATV host demands viewers vote Republican to avoid impeachment of Donald Trump, adds it is your duty to "protect the crown"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"The fact is... [torture] worked on John McCain. That's why they call him 'Songbird John.'"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Elton John warns hipster minstrel Ed Sheeran his success will not last forever, attempts to recover his soul
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Trump once offered John McEnroe $1M to take on the Williams Sisters
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now that John Bolton has gotten Trump to break the Iran nuclear deal let's all hop in the way back machine to when John Bolton got Bush to break the North Korea nuclear deal
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Kassius Ohno avenge Johnny Wrestling? Will Heavy Machinery hold up against the War Raiders? Who does this EC3 guy think he is? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times and FX are betting that you'll tune into a show that basically exactly like John Oliver's, except without all the jokes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kneeling NFL players aren't what's hurting Papa John's earnings, it's a lackluster ad strategy, a failure to understand the threat posed to their business model by Grubhub and Ubereats, and yeah, the crappy pizza ain't helping either
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Tue May 08, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel hospitalized after having an adverse reaction to "medication"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes. How DARE John Kerry try to keep the rest of the world from going insane by backing out of the one deal that is keeping Iran from going nuclear. I mean, the *nerve* of that man. Sheesh
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How farked up is GOP infighting right now? Orrin Hatch is criticizing John McCain on his deathbed because McCain doesn't want a certain soft pumpkin colored draft dodger at his funeral
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight on Most Extreme Johnny Sex Cup Elimination Challenge, will the Penguins get plucked or will the Caps be the Caps? Will the Perds claw their way back into it or will it be aces high for the Jets? Games 6 @ 7pm & 9:30pm ET. Shut up, Kenny
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(Google)
 
 
 
John Oliver cancels show over koala chlamydia
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Elton John is writing a musical with Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be invited to John McCain's funeral. Barack Obama and George W. Bush will deliver eulogies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Lennon found alive and well in Wisconsin living on Big Macs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama just shamed all Trump voters and the electorate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
John McCain finally admits that, yes, picking Sarah Palin as the Vice Presidential nominee was a mistake: "It was sound advice that I could have reasoned for myself. But my gut told me to ignore it and I wish I had"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Joe Biden pays his last respects to Senator John McCain, offers him one final ride in his biatchin' Trans Am
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It now appears Trump's lawyer Mickey Cohen tapped various lines of credit during the 2016 campaign for a total of $774,000. Which, by my calculations, means there are potentially 4.95 other porn stars out there with a story to tell
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump knew before he didn't know
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Fri May 04, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
"Johnny Sex Cup: The Shark-Knight Returns." Will the Sharks get hooked or will the Knights take another flesh wound? Beforehand, Bruins seek to battle Bolts in Beantown to bondage. Lightning/Bruins @ 7pm, Sharks/Golden Knights @ 10pm ET. Sharks in 6
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Cloud, Lara Croft, and John Farkin' Madden enter the Video Game Hall of Fame
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
John Cena gives first clue of impending heel turn
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the immortal words of Johnny Cash "You might say I went right up to the factory and picked them up, they're cheaper that way"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump welcomes Corey Lewandowski back to his inner circle, may be grooming him to replace John Kelly. Because Trump would hate for this circus to retain an ounce of professionalism
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mmmmph.... Mmmmph.... Mmmmph.... Apparently this "John-Paul" guy is in a lot of trouble with these Irish blokes
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Thu May 03, 2018
(3AW News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man parks expensive bicycle inside thrift shop while going shopping. What could go wrong?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shep Smith says Fox News is staging a concerted effort to influence Trump to avoid a Mueller interview. Sounds like they think Trump is chicken. Bok bok buh-GOCK
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Abuse, chaos, an unstable boss who uses drugs, and unpaid wages: All claims made in the lawsuit against Johnny Depp by his former bodyguards. Plus, they had to be around when he filmed Mortdecai
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now we know why he's not Surgeon General: Trump's former doctor Harold "the healthiest individual ever" Bornstein says after he told the NYTimes Trump took Propecia, Trump's bodyguard and two other men "raided" his office and removed Trump's files
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Mon April 30, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
John McCain: "This is my last term"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: someone has called President Trump an idiot on multiple occasions. Fark: that someone is White House Chief of Staff John Kelly
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly, a lot of drugs were involved in Slimer's creation. John Belushi's ghost may also have lent a helping hand
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Bolton ... you're not helping
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One in eight bird species is threatened with extinction. Especially around Christmas when John Madden starts thinking turducken
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Gargano make Aleister Black a one-and-done NXT Champion? WILL Adam Cole survive the 1st-ever defense of the North American Championship? WHY did Roderick Strong join the Undisputed ERA? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins Computer Science professor announces he grades his students on a curve, so the students organize a boycott of the exams and all get As
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Teenager sentenced to 2 years in prison for hacking into former CIA director John Brennan's AOL email account, compromising sensitive classified communications with Nigerian royalty and hot single women in his area
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Among John Bolton's accomplishments are: Ambassador to UN, a senior fellow at American Enterprise Institute, and chair of nonprofit that promotes misleading and false anti-Muslim news
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver brought back The Catheter Cowboy and purchased airtime on Sean Hannity's show to teach Trump a lesson on math while addressing the Iran deal
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Wilkes Booth: actor, assassin, sex maniac
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
It's Record Store Day 2018. Did you find the coveted Bowie and Zeppelin releases? Snag the U2 and Duran Duran rarities? Get yourself some Johnny Cash? Share your rare finds and achievements here
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously, how come no one told me Disney was making a movie based on their horribly dated "Jungle Cruise" ride? How desperate do they think we are for entertain...wait, Dwayne Johnson is the star? Shut up and take my money
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Deadpool gets privilege checked by Teen Titans. You better believe there's some John Stewart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump lied about his wealth to a journalist in the 1980s using the fake name John Barron. Lordy there's a tape
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains about the liberal activist judge that he nominated to the Supreme Court
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Elton John's Rocketman biopic got through preflight well before zero hour, or 9AM as we call it
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Thu April 19, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
John Travolta's favorite director is Fred Durst. Explains his career
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson refuses to star in sad movies, but he's still willing to star in movies so bad they will make you cry
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Tue April 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Stamos has a kid, Famous Amos who is big on cookies
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
John Cena is a free agent in love but will he stay a free agent at work? Will Raw gain a Queen or a Yes movement? Is tonight the last night for Sasha or Bayley? Does anyone want to go to a show missing its major title? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are locked in a bizarre secret feud
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver bought Russell Crowe's jockstrap for the last Blockbuster Video in Alaska
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
John Cena and Nikki Bella break up. It's real to them, dammit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Bolton is not done farking shiat up
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin drop some Trump truth bombs? Will Stefon return? Will we see Trump's love child? Will Putin return to assure us all? John Mulaney hosts and Jack White is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I wish people would write better songs." Apparently he's forgotten that he once wrote a song titled "Jamaica Jerk Off"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Krasinski lines up his next gig, a thriller called Life on Mars, and he's bringing the team from A Quiet Place with him
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
John Kelly was "horrified" when Trump referred to the legal Cohen raid as an "attack on our country"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
John Mayer was wrong; your body isn't a wonderland, it's a septic battleground
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
John Boehner decides three years too late that Marijuana should be de-scheduled
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. John Plunkett died this week. He spent nearly 20 years arguing in court against bad forensic science, for which he was maliciously prosecuted and received false ethics complaints. Through his efforts, 300 innocent people were exonerated
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you want to write beautiful prose, you can download a David Bowie font. If you want to write angsty, garbage, derivative tripe that shows you're an immature teen, then the Kurt Cobain and John Lennon fonts are for you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The feds are treating Cohen like a mob lawyer". Hey, anyone know how long it took to arrest/convict John Gotti after Mueller got his lawyer investigated as an accomplice?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man charged with breaking into cars, impersonating Johnny Cash AND Peter Stormare
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"We know where your kids live." John Bolton threatened a Brazilian diplomat. Even threatening ONE diplomat would have been too many
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Brock destroyed Roman's face and our hopes of ever seeing the title before summer. Nicholas looks to hold on to the tag belt for a longer period than John Cena has. At least the IC and women's titles still matter. WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver blasts Pruitt over size of his security detail to places like Disneyland: "Even Mickey and Minnie Mouse would tell him to go fark himself"
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Sun April 08, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Football returns to the field, wows players and scouts, and also breaks the internet. So... good job?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
John Kelly was so fed up with Trump he threatened to quit, but then he realized just how the country would be even more screwed
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Sat April 07, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
John Kransinski says The Office could return for a Christmas special. That's what she ... oh damn, that doesn't work here
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let us wish John Oates a happy 70th birthday. And yes, he's still touring
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Court orders Johnson & Johnson to pay N.J. couple millions & millions
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What do we do about John Hughes movies in the age of #MeToo? Let's ask Molly Ringwald
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who once considered running for President in 2020, says Trump has proven that while virtually anyone can, "not everybody should run for president"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
John Kasich: How do you do, fellow kids?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Former pro wrestler "Luscious" Johnny Valiant dead at 71. The pickup truck that hit him was real to him, man
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Trailer for Johnny English 3 released, causing everyone to ask, "Wait, there was a Johnny English 2?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Step one: Buy cryptocurrency. Step two: Give John McAfee $105,000 per tweet to promote your cryptocurrency and pump up its value. Step 3: Profit
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Johnny Football: "I'm not very smart when it comes to playing football"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
John Williams picked to lead New York Fed, come up with cool theme music for its new movie
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
John Krasinski 'did not get a call' about NBC's rumored 'The Office' revival. Jim from the Office trifecta complete
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Mon April 02, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, here's great early Elton John
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Cobra Kai trailer. Sweep the leg Johnny Yea
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, sometimes the episode title is all this headline needs... "Guest Starring John Noble" yes that's the title... it also happens to be true. (CW 8ET)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Say a prayer of thanks to John Legend and the cast of NBC's Live "Jesus Christ Superstar"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver rips Sinclair Broadcasting's pro-Trump messages and continues to warn the world of what could happen if they launch a media takeover
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Bill O'Reilly tries to snark on John Legend's portrayal of Jesus, tweeting "Who knew Jesus of Nazareth ran a tattoo parlor?" Legend's fiance Chrissy Teigen goes for the throat: "Yes, The shop specializes in coverups that aren't $32 million"'
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a live-action adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar starring John Legend as the Son of God. How many botched lines will there be? Will audiences suffer for what seems like 40 days and nights? The suffering begins at 8pm ET on NBC
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Rock talks about cracking from depression. Also, Johnson
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla to factory workers yesterday: Hey, wouldn't it be great if you guys could build 5,000 cars today? Also: Johnson
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. Johnson, Mrs. Johnson, Miss Johnson, Herr Johnson, Frau Johnson, Comrade Johnson, Señor Johnson, Raymond J. Johnson, Jr., and Dr. Johnson, it's that day again ... and some sites and companies are doing it and doing it and doing it well. #guineapigsrulecatsdrool
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and Democracy 21 have filed a criminal complaint against Steve Bannon, the Trump campaign, the John Bolton Super PAC, Cambridge Analytica, Alexander Nix, and SCL Elections
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What Nutrish, TripAdvisor, Wayfair, Expedia, Nestlé, Johnson & Johnson and Hulu all have in common
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
James Mattis accidentally refers to John Bolton by Bolton's secret identity
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New National Security Adviser John Bolton to North Korea's Kim Jung Un: You know, you should really give up your nuclear weapons, just like Libya did under Qaddafi, you know, right before we helped to overthrow him
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chief of Staff John Kelly loses his White House cred as Chief Trump the Thug blazes his own path on staffing and policy moves
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens pens passionate plea to repeal the Second Amendment
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Mon March 26, 2018
(GQ)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should be thankful we only ended up with John Bolton as the new National Security Adviser. We could have ended up with Oliver North or Geraldo Rivera or that dingbat from SNL who did handstands
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
SC Johnson's P.R. Dept. tries to get ahead of the next 'TidePod Challenge' insists smoking pot dosed with Raid Bug Spray won't turn users into zombies. Once the 'Z word' enters the news cycle, you've lost
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
John Bolton, warmonger extraordinaire, skipped the Vietnam war because we were losing and well, it just seemed like a big waste of his time
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The legendary Howard Cosell was born 100 years ago today. You children on my lawn are now free to wax idiotic on how the likes of Stephen A. Smith, Joe Buck, John Sterling and Skip Bayless are somehow superior
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A happy 71st birthday to Reginald Dwight, better known as Elton John. Here's his ode to Who's the Boss star Tony Danza
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel: Stop comparing me to Kaepernick. I'm struggling for work because of my own personal issues, not because I'm fighting for a righteous cause like Kaep
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leopards start munching on head leopard's face
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser John Bolton has declared his first war and it's against the entire staff of the National Security Council. Like fish in a barrel
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