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| Thu July 09, 2020 |
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Gov. DeSantis (R-oFL) takes his personal beef with former aide Susie Wiles, who is advising the RNC Convention in Jacksonville on Trump's behalf, to the next level: warning his donors not to fund their party's own...party
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Rhode Islanders are such jerks, even coronavirus is leaving
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The Republican Party is so badly tainted by its collusion with Trump that it will probably have to change its name. Lincoln Party, anyone?
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Trump's press secretary insinuates that Joe Biden is a kid toucher
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In today's episode of TwitterTubbies, frustrated toddler lashes out at best friend for not doing what best friend was in fact doing
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Bah gawd King, that's Joe Biden's music
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Mike Pence has a 'cunning' plan to save Trump and his own vice presidency. Let's see how that works out for him in November
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What can be described as "incredibly stable and unusually large"? A. Trumps hands? B. Trumps mushroom? C. Trumps deficit in the polls?
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"Democrats with a superstitious fear of even thinking over-confidently are excused from a further reading of this piece, lest they tempt the Lord Satan (or at least Vladimir Putin) to intervene demonically on the president's behalf." That's the joke
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Facebook's new Oversight Board will be up and running in time for President Joe Biden's inauguration
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Renowned political analyst agrees that Biden should not debate Trump
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John Bolton says Biden would, at best, be 'Four more years of Obama.' Like that's a bad thing?
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Reanimated confederate participation trophy Tucker Carlson nervously wonders what liberals will do to Fox News if Biden wins. Probably not watch your network
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If Tammy Duckworth becomes Biden's VP, we'll have the Silver Spoon Sychophant to thank
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Dems in disarray as, um, hold on ........ Biden/Sanders task force releases 110 pages of recommendations to shape Democratic platform and defeat Trump
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Amy McGrath doesn't need to win, she just needs to force Mitch to spend $80 million in Kentucky that he was planning to spend helping other Republican Senate races nationwide
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| Wed July 08, 2020 |
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"Overall, 60% of Americans said they found reports of Russian bounties on American soldiers to be "very" or "somewhat" believable, while 21% said they were not credible and the rest were unsure." Those that found it credible also want vengeance
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The GOP asks, "Where the white women at?" Probably in a park calling the police on a minority or in a Walmart trying to burn all the masks and demanding to speak to the manager
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Trump has 91% chance to win re-election says guy who picked the winner in 5 of the last 6 elections. And he is going to tie Obama's EC total and have an even bigger inauguration and there is nothing liberals can do about it so there
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Why has trust-fund kid Tucker Carlson spent the last two nights attacking war hero Sen. Duckworth's patriotism? Well, she's looking like Biden's VP pick, Biden is going to be a one-term president, and RW moneymen are already grooming Carlson for 2024
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Kanye: "I'm TOTALLY cool with taking away votes from Biden and helping Trump win"
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Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to retire from Army after 21 years. Godspeed sir, you deserved better
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Yes apparently there is one person out there in conservative land ....really out there that is making a case for a President Kanye West
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The swamp
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Major Dumb to COVID control
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Former President Robert Redford endorses Joe Biden
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According to YouGov polling, some of Joe Biden's biggest skeptics are moderate Democrats who are opposed to his appeasement to the far-left
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Soft handed fast food fortune heir and country club regular Tucker Carlson doubles down and calls decorated combat veteran a coward
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Maine Senator Susan Collins plays the Republican moderate card again, signals she won't campaign against former Senator Joe Biden because of their days serving in the upper chamber together
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Kanye says he opposes a COVID-19 vaccine because of course he does
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Dr. Kellyanne has some thoughts about Joe Biden's spittle
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Joe Biden: Don't sweat it that Cadet Bone Spur withdrew the U.S. from WHO. We're going to rejoin it as soon as I'm elected
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| Tue July 07, 2020 |
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Wargaming the end of American democracy. Tag is for the fact that this scenario is even plausible
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Democrats hope that the once-every 20 years occurrence of the census coming in a presidential election year, combined with once-in-a-lifetime occurrence of an incumbent president being this weak, might let them undo a decade of GOP gerrymandering
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The "pro-life" party wants, nay DEMANDS, that you sacrifice your children for... no reason at all
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On Friday Trump said that "Cancel Culture" "threatens every blessing our ancestors fought so hard for." But no one tries harder than him to "cancel" people he disagrees with, having tried to "cancel" Bubba Wallace and two sports teams on Monday alone
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Wall Street abandons Trump
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The only logical conclusion is that liberal voters are afraid of women in power
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New White House re-election strategy, hoping Americans will grow numb to the death toll from Covid-19
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The White House is trying to plug intel leaks and having the usual success rate of a Trump-run operation
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The White House is trying to plug intel leaks and having the usual success rate of a Trump-run operation
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Former New Hampshire governor John Sununu attempts to frighten voters, says that if Biden wins, the once great capitalist nation will be transformed under 'socialists' like Warren, AOC
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Trump and his presidency could soon be running his old bankruptcy play and file Chapter 11
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| Thu July 02, 2020 |
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HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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Joe Biden reveals his hatred of America by defiantly removing his flag pin
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How does Trump see the world? Here is an analysis of the 46 Twitter accounts that Trump follows on social media
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The question is, are Texas Trump fans all a bunch of overweight slobs? I mean, I get it, he's just like us, right?
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Joe Biden's strategy of keeping his mouth shut is paying off big time as his teams fundraising efforts now top Trump's
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Tammy Duckworth: "'I didn't know that our adversary was helping kill American troops because no one told me' is not an excuse for the commander in chief of the greatest military on earth. It is in fact a confession of incompetence"
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Majority of Americans have a breakthrough
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For $580,600 you and your loved one can have COVID with Donald Trump
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At the upcoming Presidential debates, it won't be Trump vs. Biden. It will be Biden vs. himself
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Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher
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| Wed July 01, 2020 |
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Obama's photographer sums it up well. "Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest never had to hold a press conference to announce that the President reads" You can pick who the tag is for
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Remember when the GOP used the term "flip flopper" as a derogatory slur to sink John Kerry's presidential bid? Good times, good times
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Oh, that Jared. There he goes, shaking things up again
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Trump for months now: Why won't "Sleepy Joe" hold a press conference, huh? Is it because he can't because he has dementia? What's he hiding? *Biden holds a great press conference* Trump: well, they must have FED him the questions and answers, somehow
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Trump and Republicans hurt by people's opinions, facts
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I was watching the news today and they said there's some kind of virus infecting people in the United States
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Trump: My last four years as president have given me critical, hands-on experience that Joe Biden does not have. 61 percent of Americans: Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh louder
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The runaway freight train that is Trump's approval rating continues, rising all the way to 39% from its already respectable 41%
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Why Biden isn't getting woke
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Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went
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Cult's gonna cult
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Trump has gotten really skilled at pretending not to be president
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Democrats declare DeSantis dedouche, deduce deweapon for deelection is demeanting deGOP's response to deCoronavirus
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Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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White voters are abandoning Trump in droves, but it's not for the reasons you'd think
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Trump bails out on Alabama rally after realizing maybe people just might not want to catch the covid
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Donald Trump has only a 33% probability of beating Joe Biden, but if The Rock gets elected in November, my $100 bet gets me $50,000, so VOTE JOHNSON
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| Fri June 26, 2020 |
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Known bastion of liberalism The Wall Street Journal hits Donnie with both barrels: "President Trump may soon need a new nickname for 'Sleepy Joe' Biden. How does President-elect sound?"
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It's really a bit surprising it's taken this long to do it
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Dueling Goofus-Gallant campaign events are offering contrasting virus responses, color schemes
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Biden camp concerned as Trump's support among black voters surges to 5%
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New poll show that 49% of voters "strongly disapprove" of the job Trump is doing. That's a record for Trump, or, ANY sitting president since polling began
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The 2024 GOP presidential field is forming. Among the top five, Half-Scoop
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Biden widening lead over Trump in new poll. But, don't worry, Trump will surely come back and win because... well because
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The GOP grapples with Trump's toxicity, lamenting the hate is backfiring
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Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway
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Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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Joe Biden has had another 57 states moment so Trump is king for life
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Trump is making our economic, public health, and racial crises worse. Being judged for that is causing him stress. And stress is making Trump more Trumpy. It's the circle of strife
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Every accusation is an admission continues. "Here's a guy that doesn't talk. Nobody hears him. When he talks, he can't put two sentences together. I don't want to be nice or un-nice, OK? But I mean, the man can't speak"
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Trump World in chaos
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News: I predict Biden will win the election. Fark: Donald Trump is doing the predicting
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Trump: I brought manufacturing back
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| Tue June 23, 2020 |
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Apple will let you tap on the back of your phone for customizable actions. Joe Biden: what's the big deal? I've been tapping on backs and then some for decades, but now you can tap to launch my app
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How the T/A is burning rubber - and not cash - as Uncle Joe passes Donnie in fund-raising
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In an opinion column sure not to trigger anybody, Al Jazeera says Hillary was right about Trump's supporters being "deplorable"
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Stop me if you've heard this before: Trump shoots his mouth off during an interview and says something REALLY stupid, that pisses off a core constituency and now aides and allies are scrambling to do damage control on the political fallout
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Jacksonville to the RNC: Go spread sickness someplace else
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So it turns out that caps lock tweeting "LAW AND ORDER" isn't really instilling the confidence in the electorate one might think it would
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Biden is wondering why the War Walrus suddenly likes him. I'd be a little more concerned than curious, Uncle Joe
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Why so much COVID? Well, according to Fox, it's the media's fault
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Joe Biden will hold his first event of the 2020 campaign with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, and more than 120,000 people have aaaaaaand here we go again
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If you are noticing a few hundred less tweets a day from Trump lately, it's because he's increasingly being preoccupied with defending his physical and mental health these days
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What's it like on the inside when things go horribly wrong for the worst person in world?
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Hahahaha. Guess who's stepping down from their Trump campaign job
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| Mon June 22, 2020 |
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Trump campaign: what do fire marshals know anyway? Attendance was DOUBLE what your own lying eyes told you
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Robert Gates: nothing is working and partisanship has paralyzed the country. Rest of us: we know
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Trump is the patsy
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Biden appears educated, informed and neat compared to Trump who appears annoyed, irritated and frustrated according to swing voters in not very important Pennsylvania
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In 2016, Putin didn't expect Trump to win. Now, with his economy in shambles, he needs him to
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The only pollster who got 2016 kind of right calls Michigan a tie
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Biden Campaign commits to only three debates despite Trump's push for more to prevent nationwide popcorn shortage and mass alcohol poisonings
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FFS What part of never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake don't you people understand?
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Democratic leaders and Joe Biden are trying to remind voters that their party retains the unsurpassed ability to lose despite holding every advantage, so avoid overconfidence because Dem's can always find the needle of failure in a landslide haystack
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RNC spin: it's okay that only 6500 people attended Trump's OK rally in person because 11 million people attended online, so it was actually the best rally ever
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The many signs that Trump was begging for a Depends diaper at the rally in Tulsa
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Trump's advisers are worried that lifelong Catholic Biden could peel a few percentage points off the "because Jesus" voters overwhelming support for Trump, a man 66% of Americans perceive as "not religious at all", which would doom his re-election
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And the White house MVP of the year, to the surprise of no one, is Jared Kushner
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Why does a campaign app need your Bluetooth settings?
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"The president, who had been warned aboard Air Force One that the crowds at the arena were smaller than expected, was stunned, and he yelled at aides backstage while looking at the endless rows of empty blue seats in the upper bowl of the stadium"
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How does John Bolton hope history remembers his former boss? "As a one-term president"
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Looks like Trump won't be able to use Ukraine to attack Biden
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| Mon June 15, 2020 |
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"You've been left out of conversation because you're f*cking terrible at conversing. If a high school debate team argued their rebuttals by tear-gassing the other team, they wouldn't be invited back to regionals," John Oliver says of police unions
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Tweet: A million people have signed up to come to Trump's rally in Tulsa. Reality: Tulsa doesn't have a million residents and the venue holds 19,000. Fark: Brad Parscale brags about all of the personal information he's collected
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Michael "Weiner" aka Savage to interview President Dumbass aka Moron aka Halfwit
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Joe Biden leads Trump in the polls for many reasons. One, is his support from female voters. Another? It's Trump
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White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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He never wanted to be president
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"As far as the virus is concerned, we can allow it to dominate us, or we can learn as much as we can about it and we can learn how to live with it in a safe, prescribed manner. And I think the second option is the one that's going to be adopted"
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"Don't be fooled into thinking Republicans are split over Trump...The drama is greatly exaggerated"
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Uncle Joe has Lady G right where he wants him, phrasing be damned
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Many predicting a Trump landslide...many local GOP officials who are convinced polls are fake, Biden is weak, and Trump's ground game is solid
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"Could Trump turn the coronavirus vaccine into a campaign stunt?" Let's just say it's pretty much guaranteed
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GOP-driven voter suppression driving Democratic panic in 2020
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| Wed June 03, 2020 |
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Atlanta police chief is angry that these protests mean his officers can't just go around pulling black kids from their cars and tasering them anymore
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Perhaps the reason these George Floyd protests are getting so out of hand is that more Hollywood stars haven't weighed in with their thoughts on how we should be acting
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Trump better get his ass to Texas, there's a bad moon rising down there
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Turns out the vast majority of Americans support the protesters. Please proceed with your crackdown, Mr. President, there's no way it could backfire on you
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"Black Voters Are Coming for Trump." Yes. Yes they are
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So about Biden's youth voter issues
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Trump bets his presidency on a 'silent majority'. Yep, in the age of Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, tik-tok etc, he's betting that there is a vast swathe of politcally engaged voters who are silently biding their time till Election Day
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Man, you order the tear-gassing of dozens of innocents and stand by racist cops and suddenly your numbers plummet. WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?
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