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Mon February 06, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The "News" portion of Fox News is now openly saying President Biden is a Chinese Agent. Who can we trust if not two former Real World stars?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Republicans are not ready to come to the adult table for a debt limit deal, apparently House Speaker McCarthy has just been passing out crayons
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Biden is 'Old and boring,' but who cares what 'fat and irrelevant' thinks
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Sat February 04, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina to become first battleground state. This is not a repeat from 1861. Maybe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Get your subpoenas in 26 minutes or your next idiotic investigation is free
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
98 luftballons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saying that it isn't the kind of company that breaks into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters while breaking into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters, British Gas unironically provides a definition of gaslighting
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tell me 'any day now' without saying 'any day now.'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth member of the Basement Gaming Association fired from Memphis police force
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Fri February 03, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In honor of Flat Fark Friday, the animal of the day for tonight's MSNBC thread at 7pm ET is any flat fark of an animal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In 2020 Trump ditched the dog whistle for a bullhorn, for 2024 he's ditching the bullhorn for a flame thrower
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
America's stupidest columnist™ blames current president for debt piled up by past presidents
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy would like the DOD to give Congress a briefing on the giant Chinese street light hovering over Montana, presumably to explain if it's trying to "beam up" Hunter Biden's laptop, and if it's being powered by adrenochrome
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Holy shiat these people vote
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Startup carrier Avelo puts Delaware back on the aviation map. Honestly, it's unclear if Delaware is on any map let alone an aviation map
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Posting pictures of rodents known as "groundhogs" or "woodchucks" repeatedly to this, the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, will result in punishment. Thank you very much. --the mgmt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The newly Republican-led House Judiciary Committee has its first meeting and immediately tackles the country's most pressing problems- by having an hour-long slap-fight over whether they should say the Pledge of Allegiance or not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just to prove they're unbiased, the FBI will now search the Pence home for classified materials
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Orange Goblin tells what supporters he has left to 'lock and load'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's laptop threatens to sue Fox News
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Seasoned political observers say that Trump might have had a chance in 2020 if his campaign had had more fiscal discipline and not burned through their huge war chest so early so this time if they can just- nope it's already too late for that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
ChatGPT's company OpenAI has a tool to rate a document's likelihood of AI origin, from a scale of Meatbag to If I Did It. Fark: only gets it 1 in 4 correct
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Mon January 30, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Long-time Amtrak rider finally raises the money they need to fix that crumbling 150-year-old tunnel in Baltimore
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says the GOP can't have 'Trump policies' without Trump, much in the same way that you can't have a prolapsed rectum without a rectum
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
'Very high' odds of war with China, US Republican warns, possibly because republicans need someone to go to war with
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Will the media learn its lesson?" Russiagate version of no
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(MSN)
 
 
 
JIm Jordan: There is a DOUBLE STANDARD between how Biden and Trump are being treated over their classified documents. Chuck Todd: is that because Biden turned them over voluntarily and Trump ignored polite requests, demand letters AND Subpoenas?
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Sun January 29, 2023
(US News)
 
 
 
Turkey alerted over risk of attacks in United States. This is not a repeat from Thanksgiving
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden: Fool me twice, shame on me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 340 of WW3: The floodgates are poised to open. US military officials reportedly urging Pentagon to supply F-16 jets to Ukraine so the country can better defend itself from Russian missiles and drones. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because the new GOP House Majority has nothing better to do, they're thinking of investigating AT&T and DirecTV for dropping Newsmax TV
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who phoned in bomb threats released on the condition he get psychiatric help and turns in his library card
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When they let the inmates take over the asylum, what did they expect would happen?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
**blink**
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Vice President Mike Pence once again proves he's not like Trump concerning his stash of classified documents: "Mistakes were made ... I take full responsibility"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
By nuking Ukraine, I assume
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House approves 16,000,000 Americans for student loan relief, tells Supreme Court: "Good luck enforcing your decisions with the army you don't have"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Woke yoke is making US broke, that's the joke
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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Senator Bat Boy announces he not running for president because he wants to focus on the real problem facing America: that those free-loading poor people just aren't paying enough taxes
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who farted y'all? The View: Whoopi Goldberg did (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the GOP could never produce a worse VP pick than Sarah Palin, you betcha a new candidate appears
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Wed January 25, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ol' King Coal has a bill to delay federal tax credits for electric vehicles because the Treasury issued regulations that would allow carmakers to bypass the "poison pill" he put in the last bill to make it nearly impossible for any car to qualify
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios wouldn't bait-n-switch "Biden's new tax hammer" to describe "Stupid new GOP tax plan" would they?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate republicans are not willing to impeach Biden, for now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, come on guys: Now we're going all the way back to the Carter days with these classified documents fiascos?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did someone just pull a Frank Pentangeli on Biden?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
George Santos shuns White House welcome for new Congress, as it was probably not up to the level of finery and pomp that a reigning Monarch of Scandinavia demands
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Here's a helpful chart which shows the difference between a mishandling case featuring obstruction vs. an obstruction case featuring classified documents
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Faux News for 2 weeks: "Vice Presidents can't declassify documents; only Presidents can." Faux News after Pence was caught with classified docs: "Vice Presidents can declassify"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McCarthy announces hearings to investigate the government. This is not a repeat from 1954. Or is it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How much support is there for running against Kyrsten Sinema? "I'm proud to announce that we received more donations from real people on our first day than Senator Sinema has in the last three years combined"
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enough with the edging
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Just look through your window, look who sits outside. Little me is waiting, standing through the night. When you'll walk out through your door I'll wave my flag and shout "It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
News: Buttigieg approves $400M for "key link" to Port of Oakland. Fark: the Golden Gate Bridge. Ultrafark: with that level of SF awareness Buttigieg might not be gay
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Comer has one skill, and one skill only: He can connect Hunter Biden to anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I get the sense that Pence will be on defense for an immense offense at our expense. Hence, the suspense is intense
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is it EVERYTHING? Subby's guessing it's EVERYTHING
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" *crowd boos*
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Fox "Business": Biden's super-woke ESG rules are coming to steal your retirement fund, kill your tomato plants, and get your dog pregnant. Ooga booga
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCIF, Schmif Just drop 'em in a mailbox. But, don't forget to write 'amnesty' on the outside so the USPS workers with all their TS/SCI clearances know to handle with care
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden orders flags to half-staff across America as "mark of respect" for Monterey Park massacre victims, never to return to full-staff in foreseeable future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan targets "weaponization of government" by Democrats by weaponizing the government against Democrats. Creepy, Dumbass, Facepalm tags all apply, so picked the one in the middle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden last week simply said the fuss about six-year-old classified documents found in his home and a former private office is a big dud: "I think you're going to find there's nothing there." WRONG An assault on the truth is taking place
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(CNN)
 
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Arizona Democrat Ruben Gallego announces he's had enough of Krysten Sinema's shiat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Santos sees his house of cards tumble faster than that time he won an Olympic gold medal in gymnastics
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Conglom-o: We own you
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
How about a nice steaming cup of butthurt in the morning
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden wants to fund the police
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After conservatives bellowed "Whar is FBI search of Biden's house? WHAR?" enough times, FBI goes to Joe's Crab Shack in Wilmington and finds a few more classified documents
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GQP Ship, go fark yourself
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
We're already setting the stage for 2024
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(NPR)
 
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Biden: No ragrets
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crazies in charge of investigating Biden
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(Politico)
 
 
 
D.C. Mayor to Biden: Get Your Bureaucrats Back to their Cubicles
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because you never negotiate with terrorists
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
As Veep, Joe had a superpower none of us knew about, and oh boy is it relevant now
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now that the GQP loonies are threatening to blow up the economy, it's finally time for Uncle Joe to break out the platinum card
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To-Do List (in case I win) - Step 1: Visit Jeffrey Epstein's grave (bring flowers). Step 2: Commence the demise of the whole world (complain loudly and blame others the entire time the world burns)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House: "They put THOSE assclowns on the Oversight Committee? Will they all pile out of a tiny car and ride unicycles every day?" .... Flounder: "This is great"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ghostburgers? I'd like place an order for delivery. The address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Ask for Joe
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeathSantis' campaign for the White House already dead, at the hands of TFG's cult
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican members chairing the House Oversight Committee: Benghazi 2, Hunter Biden electric boogaloo
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announces his plans to return to Facebook and Twitter. Tag is for Truth Social
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coalfinger and Quirky high-five over blocking the filibuster while on vacation in Switzerland because it's funny to hate voters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former astronaut and entrepreneur gets committee positions
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats to Republicans on the debt ceiling: Not even the fee for the gaming license
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. Coons meets with CEOs in Davos about Ukraine Aid: "Look, we now have lunatics in control of the U.S. Budget. So, some of you may have to step up and help finance the war in Ukraine"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, the reason there was no visitor log for Joe Biden's house is because he lives in a crack den with drug addicts and drug dealers coming and going at all times of day and night
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert says 'conspiracy theorists' shouldn't be on committees. THAT'S THE JOKE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only a pathological liar but delusional as well
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't have a gas stove without a lot of gaslighting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Experts are saying a new Covid surge is a big risk for everyone in the US and needs to be taken seriously. Citizens: Serious? We think not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon says we're cooked
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Sun January 15, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans expect Republicans to Republican
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm walkin' here
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee calls for presidential pardon for Afghan soldier jailed in Texas for illegally crossing the border. And she's right
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I hope you weren't planning on anything positive happening for America this year. Because we have wall-to-wall Garage Gate and Debt Ceiling for the next 12 months. Drink up
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Really, Trump staffers thought he was smart?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans express growing concern that Special Counsel Robert Hur hasn't already convicted Biden of treasonous malfeasance, arrested him, and reinstalled Donald Trump as president
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump prevented 34% of major corporations from paying income tax
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeathSentence wants to practice for the White House by claiming executive privilege, which doesn't exist in the state government
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yes, but hilarity would ensue
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can you trust a chronic liar?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC struggling to spin Biden's classified document dilemma
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US Chamber of Commerce will sue the FTC for daring to say business can't treat their workers like property
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Thu January 12, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when CNN was about real journalism and wasn't just about hit pieces against Biden?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans are natural enemies. Or Republicans and other Republicans. Damn Republicans, They ruined the Republican majority
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News has now merged the Biden Classified Documents Scandal with Hunter Biden's laptop. Now do Benghazi
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
That's a lot of makeup, even for TFG. Oh, and he rambled on about something
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fat, angry Florida man threatens to eat Ham Rove
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
US Air travel resumes after FAA finds the backup floppies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How much pressure needs applied to a turtle before its shell cracks?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump: Time for the FBI to raid all of Joe Biden's homes over classified documents
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(AP News)
 
 
 
House Krazy Klown Kaucus may have the chance to blow up government and tank the U.S. economy as early as this month
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What are the differences between Biden's misplaced classified documents and Trump's stolen classified documents? Just about everything
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Tue January 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
The two-year-long celebration of Festivus in the Republican controlled House officially begins
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(Marketwatch)
 
Hero
 
Problem: Republicans are being dicks about Biden's Student Debt Relief. Solution: Use Executive Power to make the payments so small, you pay almost nothing and ALL the debt is wiped out in 20 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because many of its members commit financial crimes and its base enjoys performative shiat-flinging?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Migration among major issues ahead of "Three Amigos Summit" in Mexico City. Would you say they have a plethora of problems?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios: President Biden will pivot to the center for 2024 bid, which implies he was on the left at some point
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Larry Tribe weighs in on Jim Jordan's plans to subpoena the FBI to force them to turn over all the evidence they have on Trump and his 1/6 co-conspirators: "He's obviously legally illiterate"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
John Deere decides to allow the serfs to repair their own property
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Sun January 08, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tech issues could unite Congress
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at the GOP's agenda now that McCarthy is the Speaker: Hunter's laptop. Check
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Monster assures his fellow monsters that 2024 will be the year of monsters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: Two years after the Jan. 6 riot, key GOP lawmakers go unpunished. Headline sounds awfully familiar to one we saw a year ago and one we'll see every January 6th for a while
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Sat January 07, 2023
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Because it's idiotic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 318 of WW3: Putin breaks his own ceasefire. Reports of strikes on Ukraine's frontline after Vladimir Putin ordered a truce to observe Russian Orthodox Christmas. In other news, water is wet and Orcs lie. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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Fri January 06, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clown's clout craters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Take a chance on me, take a chance on the MSNBC Discussion Thread at 7:00 PM ET
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(AP News)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at how the GOP enabled the January 6 terrorists
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas just can't stop trying to destabilize and overthrow the government
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The most obvious speaker solution is also the most radical. Just find a few Democrats already. Form a freaking coalition. Edge out these hardline Republicans and get the House to work"
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Danger Yam decides that now is a good time to pick a fight with Mexican drug cartels
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite hospital hallways lined with patients, China defends its new COVID response, which ranks right up there with "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything," and "He who smelt it, dealt it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Article neglects to mention the reason why C-SPAN's cameras are giving us intimate dream interpretation chats between AOC and various seditionists is that there is no Speaker in charge to stop it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And lo, the 10th Seal was opened, and it went nowhere but the MSNBC discussion thread at 7:00 pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party
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(NBC News)
 
Hero
 
In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Three words: Senator Kid Rock
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(Letters from an American)
 
 
 
The Democrats have never been in disarray
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Not my circus, not my monkeys"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After his sixth failed vote Kevin McCarthy calls for a break as something is slowly dawning on him that we've all known for YEARS: you can neither reason or bargain with MAGA-publicans, whatever you offer it's never enough
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Squad is growing. You will be assimilated
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Tue January 03, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
McConnell becomes the longest senator to survive without a backbone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell lies through his turtle shell again: Of course I want Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon wanted to "Turn up the heat" after Jan. 6, presumably by throwing more plywood on his hobo firepit
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bacon is willing to play footloose and fancy free with Democrats if the rest of his party stays more than six degrees away from Kevin and leaves him home alone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DHS official claims to have been shot into space, placed into a coma, and buried under a moon rock in 2020
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Toasted Kevin
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ready-made Fark headline: MAGA guy who calls Democrats paedophiles turns out to be a paedophile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is an EMP America's biggest military thre....****CARRIER LOST****
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Sun January 01, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Or another way to sum up this "poll" might be: Republicans: 'What about me?' Democrats: 'What about them?'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The year in terrible political predictions
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
OK, I get that you're trying to overthrow the government for me and will likely face jail time while I get away scot-free, but would it hurt you to dress up a little bit while you're throwing your lives away?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The political winners and losers **cough red wave cough** of the year
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox supports lying liar
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Qvin McQrthy tries to pacify the party
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The biggest political winners and losers of the year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2022's "Red Wave" was so strong that in Michigan, Democrats control all statewide offices and both houses of the state legislature for the first time in 44 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's the end of the year, and you know what that means: IT'S PARDONIN' TIME
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's 2023 soon. This is bad news...for Joe Biden
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP has its own self-caused crisis with Ukraine, and they may show their loyalty to Russia if they choose poorly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP prepares to drain Arizona's Lake Eerie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cursed ventriloquist dummy kept the incoming administration out of COVID briefings
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Thu December 29, 2022
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Burst Kansas oil pipeline is flowing again. I guess that means everything is all cleaned up, right? Right? Hello? Is anybody there?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Jim Jordan was so anxious to look away from his Jan. 6 imbroglio that he began to prematurely ejaculate Biden administration subpoena checks that his current position can't cash
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DEMS IN DISARRAY. Wait, scratch that...Repubs in disarray? GOP donor: "It's more a prolonged transition than disarray"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz confirms he can only orgasm by way of public humiliation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News OUTRAGED that NPR coddled Kamala Harris during interview instead of asking tough questions like their own pundits do. "Democrats absolutely own National Public Radio. They are dominant, and NPR is submissive." Every confession an admission
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
I did that (thumbs up, smiling Joe)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yo Gabba Comrade tears into 'George Santos' during Fox interview: "Do you have no shame?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Congress passes the Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Act
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. James Comer (R-KY) wants to know if President Biden ordered the federal government to censor Twitter in 2020, before he was even elected. Lucsly and Dulmur from Temporal Investigations are on the case
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
DL Hughley calls for Trump to be indicted for manslaughter in connection with the 1/6 attacks. And while he makes a good point I'd have to hear Cedric the Entertainer's expert legal analysis before I make up my mind
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Hey GOP Congressmen, we've loaded the omnibus budget bill with $billions of earmarks just for your districts. Can we count on your vote now? HA HA HA HA NO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats in dis....Sorry. Biden is kicking ass and the Republicans should be ready to call him Mr President for four more years. Did The Hill get hacked?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
OK, see if you can guess who made Fox News' list of the Top 5 Political losers of 2022. Write down your predictions in order, check the TFA, and report back in the thread. Here's a hint: He's actually on there, but probably not where he should be
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five of 2022's worst attempts at satirical social commentary by people not named Dave Chappelle
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Mon December 26, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Boxing Day. Why hasn't one of the landed gentry created the 7pm ET MSNBC thread yet?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How close to the anus did US inflation get this year and will it go deeper in 2023?
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Womp womp
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now, this. THIS is a "let them fight" matchup I can get totally behind
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP wants us in debt
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is apparently evil because he.. didn't say "Jesus"... Huh?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"The rule of thumb we've been using is that Maddites are welcome as long as they're not certain they're right," I said. "As soon as you're sure you're right, there's no point in your being in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell is officially done with Trump for now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US House passes $1.7-trillion spending bill to fund government well into next year, reforms election law to prevent another 1/6 insurrection. Will President Biden sign it into law? Vote YES or NO now
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How do Americans feel about Elon Musk? Just like in an election, about a third of respondents think one way, a third feel another way, and the last set have no clue what the hell is going on
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in. Joe Biden is STILL your President
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Getting into a land war in Asia, or going against a Sicilian when death is on the line?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson basically outs Sen. Lindsey Graham on national television as a way to attack Ukraine. Because of course he did
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even "free speech absolutist" Elmo has his limits when it comes to Half Scoop exercising his coke fueled Photoshopping
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Thu December 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After a moment of silence, we broke for an intermission, and food and drinks were brought out on trays by stewards. Apparently, the need to eat after a funeral was as universal as the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Of all the "let them fight" situations this has to be top of the list
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Sure they're idiots, but I wouldn't go so far as to call them "useful"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The USA will deploy an infantry company and a unit of HIMARS multiple rocket launchers in a country that borders Russia. No, not that one. It's the one that sounds like an online weed store or a fake country from a Marx Brothers movie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deal reached in Senate on $1.7 trillion omnibus. Someone is not going be happy about it in 3.. 2.. 1
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite spending all that time in his Maine woodshop drinking White Claw and being a rugged Patriot, it turns out Tucker Carlson is pro-Putin and anti-democracy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 302 of WW3: Ukrainian President Zelensky expressed gratitude for US support in an impassioned address to Congress. He told lawmakers that their support "is not charity" but an investment in democracy. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DeSantis Democrats are totally a real thing. Seriously, why would Fox News lie?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity testified under oath in a deposition that he did not believe former President Donald Trump's claims about voting machine fraud in the 2020 election, which just proves how deep the conspiracy to rig the election goes
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer's gift to big business this Christmas? Making sure that they can still screw the rest of us over the other 364 days a year. Elizabeth Warren seen getting coal ready to throw at his head
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
First, do no harm. Second, commit no insurrection
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Tue December 20, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're getting closer to find out how broke TFG is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How else can you get them to say what you want them to say?
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump didn't put the GOP in the crazy room, it's taken decades to get the straight jacket on
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(Semafor)
 
 
 
George Santos' opponent says he warned everyone the guy was imitating Catch Me If You Can
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's been an incredible series gripping viewers with shocking plot twists, and now comes the series finale of the January 6th Committee hearings. How will it end? A "St. Elsewhere" ending with I'm Eric shaking a snowglobe? Tune in at 1 p.m. ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ken Ham. Democrats are turning America into Sodom and Gomorrah. Also give me all of your money, or God won't love you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
About 3 months too late, the NY Times gets around to checking the resume of a now-NY Congressman-elect and finds no record of his claimed work history, his education, the animal rescue charity he claimed to run, his company, or his real estate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to not pick a disastrous president. A quick flowchart: 1) Is he orange? If yes, do not vote
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Biden administration has a new program to end homelessness: Stop people from becoming homeless in the first place. Sounds like crazy talk
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schiff or get off the pot
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott can't escape across the border from this one
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Sat December 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Donald promised, Joe delivers
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republicans upset big money Rupert
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Major Taiwanese chip maker TSMC has not only moved some of its most advanced equipment to Arizona, they tripled the investment - and the butthurt in China is both Epic and Official
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
2022 has been the year of the implosion -- FTX, Ticketmaster, TFG, Twitter, and Liz Truss. What's next? Place your bets to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Joe Biden" brand cocaine? C'mon, man, nobody's gonna buy that. Everybody wants at least the "Hunter Biden" stuff, or if they can afford it, the "Don Jr." brand
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Always has Kinzinger, always has
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Douglas Jensen, 43 of Des Moines, Iowa gets to spend the next 5 years regaling his cell mates with the story of the time he led all those people into the US Capitol to '"Stop the Steal" and save the county from a Satanic cabal of reptiloids
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One... two... three... THREE potential criminal referrals for Trump. Ha ha ha ha
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The U.S. is set to ban the buying and selling of shark fins, Neil Finn unavailable for comment
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Looks like Ronna McDaniel was doing her best to emulate Trump
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Then I followed a series of pictographic signs to a terrace on the roof of the hospital, where I found the Maddites elbow-deep in their 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
45,000 minted, at $99 each is $4.4M. Guess he needs some cash
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No South Carolina, you can't have the first primary. Not yours
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's poll numbers among Republicans drop to new lows. This is bad news...for Biden
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Poll: Most Americans want Congress to compromise and work together. Subby wants a cozy threesome with Margot Robbie and Doja Cat. Let's see which is more likely
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It looks like Queen Quirky quit the Democratic Party so she'd have more time to sell her used stuff on Facebook Marketplace
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When the Hunter becomes the hunted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Manchin says 'there's no certainty' he will become a Democrat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is a true Internet Progressive
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Then she slithered back to her cave, swallowed a live rat, and threw Nazi salutes until she calmed down
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup Poll: Government remains Americans' top problem, say it sucks more than the high cost of living or inflation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"You think I don't know how farking old I am?"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If Alaskan lawmaker becomes member of, donates money to Oath Keepers, does that violate state constitution making him ineligible to hold elected office? Let's find out
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Tue December 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will Trump's bad polling help send him to prison? (Nothowanyofthisworks.gif)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP wants Trumpism without Trump, Desantis without the kindness
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans talking civil war, but not for the reason you might think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to claim that a demonic portal opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in." The same way you might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to get a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon's face"
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows and the 34 Seditious Shiatweasels
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Interesting: "TPM has obtained the 2,319 text messages that Mark Meadows... turned over to the House select committee" Fail: Article does not contain any of the text messages
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you voted Republican because you hoped a GOP House majority would help you with your food and heating bill, the opioid crisis in your hometown, or the status of your kids in school, I have bad news for you... predictable, but bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rivian decides it can't afford a Mercedes after all, at least not just yet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Vlad retreats for the first time from his annual end-of-year news conference. Hmm, what could be the pants-shiatting reason I wonder?
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Hey GQP, before you get too wrapped up with your hero worship of Real American™ Paul Whelan remember that he was court martialed for larceny and drummed out of the Marine Corps with a bad conduct discharge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the GOP nominates candidates, they're not nominating their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are Tim Scott
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled
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Sun December 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.): Not committed to 2024 yet. Maybe he's thinking of pulling a Kyrsten Sinema
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Sat December 10, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ever notice how the dumbest political maneuvering and bill ideas come from one specific political party?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of course she did. Tag says it all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rural voters 'in the trenches' on climate, mainly because that's the only place to hide from the endless wave of storms and crazy weather that keeps getting worse for no particular reason they can think of
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Fri December 09, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich's frothing nonsense could help democrats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear Corporate America, We got 51 seats and now we're coming after you. Hugs & Kisses, Senate Democrats
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It's time for Alternate Reality with Kellyanne Conway
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Family of Paul Whelan: "The Biden Administration made the right decision to bring Ms. Griner home, and to make the deal that was possible, rather than waiting for one that wasn't going to happen"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The MyPillow Guy is the savior of the GOP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sanders will give 2024 "a hard look," mostly due to his trifocals being out of prescription
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
♫ Romney do anything for GOP, but he won't do that ♪
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Somehow it seems that Tucker Carlson has conveniently forgotten to mention the emails he and his wife sent to Hunter Biden thanking him for his help getting their son into college
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News stomps on Donald Trump's face. "Having suffered the rare humiliation of failing to win a second term in the Oval Office, and having cost his party a majority in the senate - 3 times - it is time for Donald Trump to step away from politics"
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The party's over, Rudy and Andrii
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warning: With investments of this type it is possible to lose more than your initial investment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are starting to sense that Trump has blood coming out of his whatever
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Herschel was like a plane crash into a train wreck that rolled into a dumpster fire. And an orphanage. Then an animal shelter. You kind of had to watch it squinting through one eye between your fingers"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
First item on the agenda for House Republicans: #DEFUNDTHEMILITARY
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Tue December 06, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, special counsel Jack Smith is making it rain subpoenas in Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona and Pennsylvania
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Polls close at 7 EST, GQP fraud claims continue from now until the end of time: this is your Georgia runoff thread
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(The New Republic)
 
Weeners
 
"The offending material ... Taibbi revealed was removed by Twitter at the Biden campaign's request turns out to have been ... Hunter Biden in the buff. ... let's just say that he has been blessed by nature"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taiwan Semiconductor to invest $40 billion in U.S. manufacturing, or almost one Twitter
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drugs, gambling, shopping, food, and lots of other vices are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 24-30: Redneck Wedding Soup Edition
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elon Musk did not kill himself (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Um, wouldn't keeping the nudes up without consent violate revenge porn laws?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betting on Warnock? You are not alone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's Nazi dinner party. This week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's shredding of the US Constitution. It's as if they signed away their balls
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Sun December 04, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh James
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Fri December 02, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republican Party aborts Herschel Walker's campaign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six big questions for the first six months of 2023 concerning the 2024 presidential campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A photo gallery of all the guests who attended Biden's first state dinner with French president Macron. Wait, I don't see any fascists, Nazis, white supremacists, QAnon theorists, Fox News pundits, or ammosexuals. What is this I don't even
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Known libby lib Newt Gingrich: Republicans are underestimating President Joe Biden, comparing them to Ronald Reagan and Dwight Eisenhower
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden dares to serve people something other than McDonald's at State Dinner. Impeachment imminent
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Tim Cook has developed incredible skills in handling prickly, erratic, self-absorbed billionaires
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lachlan Murdoch, scion of the filth barge that has torn America apart, is slated to appear for deposition in Dominion lawsuit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well, if there's anyone who'd serve Macaroni & Cheese at a White House state dinner, it's Joe Bi... hang on, I may have misread that headline
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
15th Level Bard asks 20th Level Magic User about inflation. In response, she tries to cast a spell but it's blocked by 90% Magic Resistance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who's opposed to sick leave for railroad workers? "The House passed the sick leave measure, 221-207, as Republicans overwhelmingly opposed it, indicating that prospects for passage are slim in the evenly divided Senate"
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Wed November 30, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Don't fret, rail workers. Next year the deal will be more bipartisan with Republicans controlling the House
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian oligarchy funnels cash to NY GOPer via his cousin Andy. Oh and the newly-minted rep has a hate hard-on for Ukraine. Funny that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When the chips are down, labor unions know they have a friend in a White House. Not "The" White House, mind you, but Earl is a union supporter through and through and he lives in a modest white ranch style home. He's good people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leader of ISIS killed again. I mean, not this particular leader, he wasn't killed again. That only happens once. But someone who was serving in the position briefly following the killing of the last ISIS leader has been killed. Again
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Why do Republicans love Concussion Cowboy?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Everyone to be forced to get gay married
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Tue November 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oath Keepers founder is guilty of trying to overthrow the government
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing up my sleeve... presto
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis displays the Republican commitment to the free market and corporate autonomy- unless the company does something they don't like
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Climate change has grounded the Mississippi barge fleet, but opens a window for railroads... which emit more CO2... which will exacerbate climate change... Uh, how many existential crises are we juggling right now?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate set to approve same-sex marriage bill that codifies Obergefell into law today. It then only has to be approved by the House and signed by the President before SCROTUS rules it unconstitutional
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Difficulty is Simena going to make it through the Primary? Anyway here is your Republicans are going to eventually win so the Democrats should just give up thread for the day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I don't lie awake at night worrying about the bad legislation they are going to pass. Because I don't think they're going to pass it. Paul Ryan and John Boehner both had a bigger majority, and they couldn't exercise control"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat gaining traction. ewwww
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Braveheart has entered the room
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