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| Fri July 23, 2021 |
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Who won in the battle for committee selection between Pelosi and McCarthy? Let's check out McCarthy's reaction for the answer
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Nigel Farage claws for relevance (possible nsfw content on page)
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A man walks down the street, it's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around. Doesn't speak the language, he holds no currency. He is a foreign man in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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Gee, Senator Ron Johnson, ya think?
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"'Deadly serious': Pelosi goes to war with GOP over Jan. 6" Huh, apparently inciting a deadly mob who defiled her office and tried to kidnap her or even worse, kinda pissed her off or something. Geez, women are SO emotional
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South Dakota, meet South Carolina
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Liz Cheney has angered his Orangeness. He's looking for people to primary her
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Cue Nelson Muntz
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McCarthy is still butthurt that Cheney is on the 1/6 Committee
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"Get the hell outta here, I'm eatin' breakfast nekkid." .. "Yes sir Mr. President"
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| Tue July 20, 2021 |
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66% of AZ Democratic primary voters say they would vote out Kyrsten Sinema in 2024 if it meant getting a candidate who would abolish the filibuster
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Whether those recently leaked "Kremlin documents" are real, fake, or "real fakes," the story they tell is 100% true and verifiable: Russia DID try to get Trump elected because he's unstable and incompetent, and his presidency WAS bad for America
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Republicans set to pull the football from Democrats at the last minute, again
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Gov DeSantis as weekly covid cases have risen fourfold since June 17th: All is well, remain calm, nothing to see here, masks and vaccines are the REAL threat, right guys? guys?
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The COVID germ / Makes the VP squirm / Deep from the heart of Texas
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Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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Coup coup for insurrection
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"Hey, what time tomorrow do we try to prep bozo for the debate?" .. "Noon." .. "How about if we tell Rudy it's at 1 pm?" .. "I'll tell him it's at 2"
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Biden doubles down on Trump's best policy
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Face masks cause heat stroke and cancer, says noted pulmonary oncologist...Mo Brooks
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| Tue July 13, 2021 |
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Article:"Will the Democrats still lose the midterm elections if the GOP runs on a 'Our Deadly Riot Was Good' platform?". Subby: *Takes a look at the average American voter* "Yeah, that's entirely possible"
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I've seen your picture, your name in lights above it. This is your big debut, it's like a dream come true, so won't you smile for the camera? I know they're gonna love the MSNBC Discussion thread, Live at 7pm Eastern
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Seems there is one Trump supporter who isn't buying the stolen election conspiracy without evidence. All the evidence is waiting for the audit of Trump's taxes to be over, didn't you hear?
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"The Bie Lie is just that: A BIG LIE". Here is your Biden election rights speech thread
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Live by the Qult, die by the Qult: Oklahoma Senate candidate discovers that Qanons support is fickle
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GOP support for bipartisan infrastructure deal now going off the road, heading towards a rundown bridge embankment
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Pastor: America is 245 years old this year, so that means God is going to overthrow Biden and make Donald Trump our President, once again
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Something is wrong with us Americans, our optimism is the highest its been in more than 10 years
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Nothing is more embarrassing to Trump than his most ardent supporters
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Senate candidate handpicked and funded by billionaire Peter Thiel insists that he will be "one of the most independent senators out there"
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| Fri July 09, 2021 |
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New FTC head to all staff: STFU and GBTW
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Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time
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Pro-Insurrection Florida Man Rave + delta variant + freedumbing should make this a self-correcting problem in 3 - 6 weeks. Sinkholes and alligators optional
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Democrats have a bold plan to smash poverty for seniors and people with disabilities and expand America's social-safety net. This might just work
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Apparently, the "R" in Joseph R. Biden stands for "Roosevelt"(Teddy) as the President just signed a series of executive orders that put the US Government back in the Trust-busting business in a big way
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Apparently Rupert Murdoch personally made the decision to call Arizona for Biden and told his son "Fark him" when Lachlan told him that call would anger Trump
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This needs to be reconsidered. Major may save us all
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It's Executive Order Friday... among voter friendly items on the table: ending noncompete agreements, limiting licensing requirements, and bringing back net neutrality (live 1:30 PM ET)
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DeSantis is running
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Chris Hayes wonders why Fox News wants their viewers to die
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"Climate policy isn't about imagining a spectrum from left to right and finding the sweet spot in the middle. It's a zero-sum battle with physics that doesn't give a damn about who's laughing with whom"
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| Tue July 06, 2021 |
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And Sha'Carri Richardson has been left off of the US Olympic team entirely, even though she's the fastest woman in the world and eligible for the 4x100m team
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Slag pit, stag shiat / Honey bring it close to my lips, yes / Don't blow those brains yet / We gotta be big, boy, we gotta be big / Starf*cker just like my daddy, yes / Starf*cker just like my daddy, yes. MSNBC Discussion thread, 7PM EDT
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Treason Turtle extols and condemns covid-19 relief in the same sentence
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The residents of deep-red Monroe County Ohio sure do appreciate those $1400 stimulus checks the Republicans got for them, what with Joe Biden raising the prices of gas and lumber and whatnot
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"The Manchin-Sinema posture is, in the end, an unconvincing exercise in denial"
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That "bi-partisan" infrastructure deal in the Senate? Yeah, not so much, to the surprise of absolutely no one with a detectable pulse
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Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected
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Many Fark threads have railed against John Deere not allowing you to repair your own equipment. Well, some Trans Am-driving, ice cream-eating president is changing that
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| Fri June 25, 2021 |
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FBI plane crashes into an associate of Rudy Giuliani
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State-level Republican legislators really are working hard ... to make sure only the "right" kind of people will be allowed to vote
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And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when. I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on, but that train keeps a rollin' on down to the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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Republicans warn they could go back on their word. News at 11
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Well, it's not like he had much of a chance to win the GOP nomination, but this pretty much is a stake through the heart of his chances. Also, he's right
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Nikki Haley: "Doesn't matter what Joe Biden says, because Democrats are socialists." Millennial Democrats: "Doesn't matter what Nikki Haley says, because she's irrelevant." No [Oooh, burn] tag?
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"The opponents must grant us that youth has never before flocked to our colours in such numbers"
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Republicans panic over Biden's infrastructure win
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Nice old man makes mean old men "look like f'ing idiots"
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Lawsuit filed over "Trump train" harassment of Biden bus in TX. Alleges police turned a blind eye to the attack, which violated the KKK act of 1871
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There's doubling down. There's digging your hole even deeper. There's beating a dead horse. And then there's whatever it is Sidney Powell And Mike Lindell are doing
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Aaaand here's the reason you didn't have a lot of companies chomping at the bit to make the shift into mask production back during the height of the pandemic
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Biden about the bipartisan infrastructure plan: "If this is the only thing that comes to me, I'm not signing it. It's in tandem"
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| Fri June 18, 2021 |
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In which Mike Pence, a Conservative Christian, is referred to as "stabbing Trump in the back and taking his coins like Judas," by Conservative Christians. By that same analogy, Trump is equal to Jesus Christ to these people
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There's always that ONE STATE. Lower Dakota noems no decency
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Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground. Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down. Letting the days go by, water flowing underground in your 7pm ET MSNBC discussion thread
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Member of the press accuses the press of sniffing its own farts. Admires how delicate and refined his own are
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Per CNN: These Cyber Ninjas? Kinda sketchy. Their Legal Department addy on Arizona contract is a UPS Store. Their main addy on contract is vacant. Friend of founder: "He's a lovely person. He's just nuts now"
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O no, Canada
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Trump? Which Trump? Donald? He was president? When? Are you sure?
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We are all doomed - DOOMED
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Federal laws against pot are on borrowed time, most Americans oppose strict laws and even local police forces disagree with the prohibition of marijuana
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Biden makes heads asplode over at the right wing's propaganda press machines
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Candace Owens denounces the new Juneteenth holiday, then falls back into The Sunken Place
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Can Biden identify these three animals?
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| Thu June 17, 2021 |
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How conservatives pick democracy's pocket. With cool TED talk video
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I told you about the walrus and me, man. You know we're as close as can be, man. Well here's another clue for you all. The walrus was your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah. Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet, yeah
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Q cult weirdos are handing out cease and desist orders in the name of some woman who thinks she's the queen of Canada (no, not the queen of England). Sick bonus: she's threatening executions
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Trump's interview with Hannity in convenient listicle format
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President Biden's Fourth of July Covid vaccination goals are in jeopardy with the delta variant now a rising threat in the U.S. We'll have to redouble our vaccination efforts, maybe even drag the anti-vaxxers kicking and screaming
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Infrastructure talks weaken Democratic infrastructure
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Senate Democrats see Biden's $4T infrastructure plan and raise it to $6T if they decide to go the Democrat-only budget reconciliation route
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Because their fundraising wasn't already shady enough, GOP to begin accepting cryptocurrency donations
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As they liked to say in the early days of the Trump administration, "Personnel IS policy' and if you are a progressive democrat, you should be THRILLED at who just got appointed to head the FTC
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Hours after admitting to Hannity that he lost the election, Zaphod Cheetobrox announces his first rally since the insurrection
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GOP voters view Putin more favorably than Biden by wide margins
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The GOP is supporting Trump instead of cops
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Losing loser who lost in 2020 finally admits he lost in 2020. Loser
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| Wed June 16, 2021 |
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Herschel Walker skips the Georgia GOP convention, raising doubts among those who have encouraged him to run in the '22 Senate race, and disappointing those who thought the Generals were due
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Ron DeSantis deploys FL state law enforcement officers to police illegal immigration...in Arizona and Texas
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Now that the war itself has technically been over for 12 years, and the authorization to go to war is old enough to vote, Schumer thinks it MIGHT be time to end the 2002 Congressional authorization to go to war in Iraq
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Ah hem hem. My theory. Yes. My theory, which is mine, is that weeks have a very narrow bit at both ends and a hump in the middle, which can be compared to a Brontosaurus in this MSNBC Wednesday thread for 7PM Eastern
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Get with the program Joe
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He's got that Botox
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The inanimate carbon rod from Chernobyl's reactor anally controlling Tucker Carlson claims Vladimir Putin is asking "fair questions" about the Ashli Babbitt shooting
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Biden to Putin: I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it
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Let's review the greatness of the Putin-Reek summit in Helsinki
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Biden and Putin shake hands. This story brought to you by CNN
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Mitch did this
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Fireworks supplies are up in smoke before July 4th
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"A multiracial country can only survive if it self-consciously deemphasizes race," claims the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president?
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Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T
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Sully Sullenberger crash lands into ambassadorship job
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| Tue June 15, 2021 |
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Hazing Ritual, 2021: New guy gets to stand guard all day holding the heavy-ass anti-drone cannon
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Joe Biden to Norfolk Naval Shipyard: Hey, remember that $26 million my orange predecessor seized from your budget in order to help pay for his stupid racist wall? Well, here it is back. Buy yourself something nice
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Scott Walker wants the GOP to get back to basics, pay attention to him again
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US intel report warns of more violence by QAnon followers, as they increasingly follow the brain waves from the Neptune men telling them to oscillate the bicuspid staplers, or whatever batshiat insane crap they currently believe
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The GOP has a cunning plan to allow Biden to fix our roads and bridges in order to be able to kill the rest of his agenda and save us from the horrors of better access to child care and clean energy
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GOP now wants to "audit" election results in states that Trump WON
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Russian President Putin asks reporter if the US 'assassinated' Trump supporter Ashli Babbitt at the January 6th Capitol riot. There's a joke in here somewhere
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...isn't it the cocaine?
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Dolt 45** claims he's writing a memoir and he's received "very substantial offers" from "two of the biggest and most prestigious publishing houses," but the 5 biggest publishers all say it's fiction in more ways than one
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Unlike Trump, Biden has a plan to battle domestic terrorism
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Na na na na na...BATWOMAN
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New emails from Trump White House detail how his entire senior staff were working to overturn the election. DONNA!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: Wait, THAT'S what the Holocaust was? My bad. I had no idea. OOPS
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Libs want Breyer to retire before the mire
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