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| Tue January 17, 2023 |
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Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship
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Sen. Coons meets with CEOs in Davos about Ukraine Aid: "Look, we now have lunatics in control of the U.S. Budget. So, some of you may have to step up and help finance the war in Ukraine"
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According to Fox News, the reason there was no visitor log for Joe Biden's house is because he lives in a crack den with drug addicts and drug dealers coming and going at all times of day and night
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US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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Lauren Boebert says 'conspiracy theorists' shouldn't be on committees. THAT'S THE JOKE
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New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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Not only a pathological liar but delusional as well
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| Fri January 13, 2023 |
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DeathSentence wants to practice for the White House by claiming executive privilege, which doesn't exist in the state government
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Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties
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NY GOP Rep says it's Biden's fault Santos lied his way into office. Say he never lied while leading the Baruch volleyball team to state or securing peace with Omicron Persi 8
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Yes, but hilarity would ensue
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Remember when Trump was impeached twice by the House of Representatives? No, you don't. And no, the lights are NOT dimming. You must be losing your mind, Bella
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Can you trust a chronic liar?
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Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons
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MSNBC struggling to spin Biden's classified document dilemma
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Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party
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US Chamber of Commerce will sue the FTC for daring to say business can't treat their workers like property
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| Thu January 05, 2023 |
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Danger Yam decides that now is a good time to pick a fight with Mexican drug cartels
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Despite hospital hallways lined with patients, China defends its new COVID response, which ranks right up there with "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything," and "He who smelt it, dealt it"
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Article neglects to mention the reason why C-SPAN's cameras are giving us intimate dream interpretation chats between AOC and various seditionists is that there is no Speaker in charge to stop it
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And lo, the 10th Seal was opened, and it went nowhere but the MSNBC discussion thread at 7:00 pm ET
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McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party
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In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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Three words: Senator Kid Rock
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The Democrats have never been in disarray
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McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin
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When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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| Mon December 19, 2022 |
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Trump didn't put the GOP in the crazy room, it's taken decades to get the straight jacket on
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George Santos' opponent says he warned everyone the guy was imitating Catch Me If You Can
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It's been an incredible series gripping viewers with shocking plot twists, and now comes the series finale of the January 6th Committee hearings. How will it end? A "St. Elsewhere" ending with I'm Eric shaking a snowglobe? Tune in at 1 p.m. ET
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Ken Ham. Democrats are turning America into Sodom and Gomorrah. Also give me all of your money, or God won't love you
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About 3 months too late, the NY Times gets around to checking the resume of a now-NY Congressman-elect and finds no record of his claimed work history, his education, the animal rescue charity he claimed to run, his company, or his real estate
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Today's Slatesplanation: How to not pick a disastrous president. A quick flowchart: 1) Is he orange? If yes, do not vote
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The Biden administration has a new program to end homelessness: Stop people from becoming homeless in the first place. Sounds like crazy talk
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| Sat December 17, 2022 |
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Donald promised, Joe delivers
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Republicans upset big money Rupert
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Major Taiwanese chip maker TSMC has not only moved some of its most advanced equipment to Arizona, they tripled the investment - and the butthurt in China is both Epic and Official
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2022 has been the year of the implosion -- FTX, Ticketmaster, TFG, Twitter, and Liz Truss. What's next? Place your bets to the right
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"Joe Biden" brand cocaine? C'mon, man, nobody's gonna buy that. Everybody wants at least the "Hunter Biden" stuff, or if they can afford it, the "Don Jr." brand
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| Mon December 12, 2022 |
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Mark Meadows and the 34 Seditious Shiatweasels
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Interesting: "TPM has obtained the 2,319 text messages that Mark Meadows... turned over to the House select committee" Fail: Article does not contain any of the text messages
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Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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If you voted Republican because you hoped a GOP House majority would help you with your food and heating bill, the opioid crisis in your hometown, or the status of your kids in school, I have bad news for you... predictable, but bad
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Rivian decides it can't afford a Mercedes after all, at least not just yet
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Vlad retreats for the first time from his annual end-of-year news conference. Hmm, what could be the pants-shiatting reason I wonder?
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Hey GQP, before you get too wrapped up with your hero worship of Real American™ Paul Whelan remember that he was court martialed for larceny and drummed out of the Marine Corps with a bad conduct discharge
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When the GOP nominates candidates, they're not nominating their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are Tim Scott
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Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled
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| Thu December 01, 2022 |
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Tim Cook has developed incredible skills in handling prickly, erratic, self-absorbed billionaires
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Lachlan Murdoch, scion of the filth barge that has torn America apart, is slated to appear for deposition in Dominion lawsuit
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Well, if there's anyone who'd serve Macaroni & Cheese at a White House state dinner, it's Joe Bi... hang on, I may have misread that headline
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15th Level Bard asks 20th Level Magic User about inflation. In response, she tries to cast a spell but it's blocked by 90% Magic Resistance
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Who's opposed to sick leave for railroad workers? "The House passed the sick leave measure, 221-207, as Republicans overwhelmingly opposed it, indicating that prospects for passage are slim in the evenly divided Senate"
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