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headlines found matching 'Jersey'
Tue March 28, 2023
(NFL)
 
  
 
 NFL owners approve proposal to allow players to wear Number 0. In related story, entire Dallas Cowboys locker room scrambling to turn in their new jersey requests
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Mon March 27, 2023
(94.3 The Point)
 
  
 
 Did you know New Jersey has its very own volcano? Surprisingly it's not located off the Turnpike with everything else that can kill you
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(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Bed, Bath & Beyond to close 42 stores in New Jersey and cut 350 jobs at its corporate office in Union on April 9. Coincidence that it's just one day before a new state law takes effect requiring severance for mass layoffs? Maybe
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Thu March 23, 2023
(AP News)
 
  
 
 The CHICAGO Blackhawks will not be wearing their special Pride Night jerseys for warm up during their game against VANCOUVER. Why? Because RUSSIAN law forbids "promoting" LGBTQ+ rights. Russian law, go fark yourself
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Wed March 22, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Jimmy Garoppolo gets signing bonus
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Sun March 19, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 Video
 
 Jersey Jack Pinball is giving you an offer you can't refuse
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Mon March 13, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Take down one statue celebrating one of the most vile, racist, murderous thugs in human history, replace it with a statue honoring one of America's greatest heroes. It's the New Jersey way
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Tue March 07, 2023
(Motor Trend)
 
  
 
 I don't think this is how the podcast was supposed to end
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Thu March 02, 2023
(UPI)
 
  
 
 Seal pup returned to water after trying to cross busy New Jersey road, didn't even get a chance to go clubbing
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Pippen and Jordan admit they're dating. Subby not sure if Scottie should be happy about this or not
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Wed March 01, 2023
(Patch)
 
  
 
 Why did the grey seal cross the Jersey road? To get to the bay obviously
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(Scotus Blog)
 
  
 
 Today SCOTUS hears arguments about the right of secession, of New Jersey, from a NY/NJ waterfront authority. This is outrageous somehow
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Tue February 28, 2023
(Oddity Central)
 
  
 
 Beware gas pump jockeys, this robotic arm which will refuel your car for you is coming for your joRbs. Probably will still not help Oregon and New Jersey
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Mon February 20, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
  
 
 Four slight injuries close New Jersey water park. Took at least six DEATHS to close Action Park
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Fri February 17, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 New Jersey lawmaker introduces bill in Trenton that would officially recognize Central Jersey as a region, unique from the rednecks to the south and the NYC wannabes to the north
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(NBC New York)
 
  
 
 Five idiots from Queens arrested in New Jersey for possessing half a ton of weed ... obviously not knowing that's it's now legal in both states
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Thu February 16, 2023
(Pix11)
 
  
 
 Some boardwalk games on Jersey Shore were rigged, NJ AG says. My shocked face is busy trying to knock over those cans
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Tue February 14, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
  
 
 Ninth dead humpback whale washes ashore in New Jersey since December. It's like they know where to go when they're about to really smell bad
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 On this date in 1990, someone stole the Bulls' Michael Jordan's No. 23 jersey in Orlando. He wore No. 12 that night only and scored 49 points in an overtime loss
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Mon February 13, 2023
(Bleacher Report)
 
  
 
 James Bradberry is part of the conspiracy
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Fri February 10, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 New Jersey Mayor and entire council goes full GOP after switching parties. Don't EVER go full GOP
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Who is killing New Jersey politicians?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 No, moving to New Jersey doesn't mean you're dead, except on the inside. You have our condolences on the loss of what was once a promising life
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Thu February 09, 2023
(Politico)
 
  
 
 "69 problems on the bench for New Jersey courts." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Mon February 06, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 The Karmic Wheel Is Real; newspaper digs up Canada's youngest lottery jackpot winner profiled back when she donated her piggybank to Haitian Earthquake Relief, Yes, she's wearing a jersey from Gretzky's Jr Hockey team
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Fox News)
 
  
 
 Antonio Brown blames his "aggressive" behavior on A) his upbringing B) drugs C) CTE D) a singular hit from teammate James Harrison?
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Thu February 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Thrillist)
 
  
 
 The most romantic weekend getaways in every state. The list apologizes for picking a Jersey Shore destination but slim pickins
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 The AARP Best Picture Winner of 2022 goes to ... an ageless space lord who also flies planes
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Sat January 28, 2023
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
  
 
 Newark, New Jersey is ranked the 2nd dirtiest city in the U.S. Philthydelphia would like to have a word
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Canucks fans welcome new coach Rick Tocchet by calling out his middle name. Louuuuuuuu
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Skip Bayless annoys Twitter. Well, duh. Isn't that his job?
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Daily Kos)
 
 Hero
 
 New Jersey will give health care to all children--regardless of citizenship
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 More time off requested after 11 New Jersey police officers get treated for fentanyl exposure during search
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Fri January 13, 2023
(NJ.com)
 
  
 
 Jersey Shore feels the ground shake for about 10 seconds today, but seismologists say they saw no recording of an earthquake. Residents now confused as all the lawn chairs are put away and they have no way of telling
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 "Chillanian" gang from Microsoft Network is stealing cars from Long Island and selling them in New Jersey? World heavyweight chess champion George Santos (R-WTF) is on the case
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Usually stealing bases at a baseball stadium is a good thing...usually
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Babies Я Us begins gestating again in New Jersey mall. Pretty sure this is the latest reboot of "The Omen"
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(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 New Jersey's Anywhere real estate cuts work force by 11%. That's kind of specific, but OK
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(Gothamist)
 
  
 
 Federal judge blocks key provisions of New Jersey's gun law, something about Governor Murphy totally stepping on the state's constitutional rights
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Mon January 09, 2023
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Lions rookie Jameson Williams, after his Lions beat the Packers and possibly ended Aaron Rodgers career: "Mr. Rodgers, sir, it would be an honor to swap jerseys with you, sir." "How about no? How does that hit your ears, rook?"
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Gothamist)
 
  
 
 Forget what you've heard about dirty Jersey being an environmental cesspool, its just started up the largest offshore wind manufacturing plant in the US
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Golf Digest)
 
  
 
 NC Tar Heels lose a possession in the Holiday Bowl for *spins the wheel* an illegal jersey switch
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Sat December 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Let's see, we have bomb cyclones, massive blizzards and freezing temps across most the country... what else could go wrong? Mother Nature: "How about we flood New York and New Jersey?"
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Broncos reveal special Christmas jersey to players. Subby kinda wants one. Definitely wants the helmet
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(NJ.com)
 
  
 
 Shocker: Among the books banned in New Jersey prison libraries are "Starting Your Own Cannabis Business" and "Great Prison Escapes"
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Hooray for Jerseywood?
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(NHL)
 
  
 
 Wednesday night hockey brings us a pre-Christmas treat with 7 games. Tonight we'll see Miami Beach v. Jersey Shore, Canada's Texas taking on America's Texas, Smashville v. Coverupville, a duel of the desert teams, & Ducks gone Wild. Game on at 7pm ET
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Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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Sun December 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
  
 
 Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie: Come on, Manchin's not going to flip to GOP. In case you haven't noticed he's a Democrat for life
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Enid Blyton fans horrified by the new direction of her latest work, "Five Get Blasted in the Channel Islands"
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Wed December 07, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
  
 
 Jon Heyman: "Arson Judge appears headed to Giants." Heyman, 5 minutes later: Scratch that
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Relix)
 
  
 
 Rolling Stones announce new live album, recorded in 12/15/12 in New Jersey. Includes guest appearances by The Black Keys, Gary Clark Jr., John Mayer, Lady Gaga, Bruce Springsteen and some guy named Mick Taylor, whoever he is
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