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headlines found matching 'Jeff Bezos'
Mon January 10, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls has escaped certain death twenty-one times, but his body fluids saw him through safely (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 06, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
The worst technology of 2021. Next year, Fark SwearJar. Next year
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
What's it going to be billionaires, taxes or pitchforks? Just ten of you added $402 billion to your fortunes in 2021 and apparently think that is not enough
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Sat January 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If it's not your job, Warren, then whose is it?
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your New Year's resolutions to your right. Amuse us
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Thu December 30, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
So we finally get to meet the guy whose political aspirations were destroyed because the God-Emperor Jeff Bezos needed more money for a "Lord of the Rings" prequel. "The Expanse"--S6E4 "Redoubt" is streaming now on Amazon Prime
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Wed December 29, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hope you poors of America are happy, billionaire Elon Musk is now facing one of 'largest tax bills in history'
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
No one wants to drive city buses, and leading economists can't understand why. Probably because no leading economist has ever taken a city bus and seen how shiatty bus drivers are treated in MAGA times
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
In space, no one can hear you scream as you're eaten alive by your fellow travelers
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sen. Ted Cruz rails against the racism of snow
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bezos has finally stopped playing with his rocket long enough to acknowledge his warehouse workers who were killed in a tornado on Friday night
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Sat December 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Red Bull gives you wings. The FAA won't
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Thu December 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan's trip to space sacked due to high winds. NASA hopes to find a gap in the weather on Saturday
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How has the pandemic transformed your own mental health?
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Wed December 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 1% have sold $69 billion in stock this year. Presumably to finance their current and unending supply of hookers and blow
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Jeff Bezos is helping them figure out how
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Prime's new "Wheel of Time" series is no Game of Thrones. It's far, far better. Although, to be fair, by that last season of GoT a remake of "Ow My Balls" starring poo-flinging Macaques would have been far, far better, too
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Blue Origin)
 
 
 
Alan Shepard's daughter will go into space on a New Shepard rocket along with a "Good Morning America" anchor/former NFL player and four paying customers on December 9
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon workers in 20 countries will strike this Black Friday for workers' rights, sustainable operations, and paying taxes
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Attendees at swanky fundraiser in West Hollywood groan when cheap bastard Jeff Bezos donates $500,000 while making $142,667 per minute
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In which we look at the biggest union-busting companies in America
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Instead of stocks, why not invest in a cut of what somebody earns for next 30 years? "Its def not indentured servitude", creator says nervously
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Fri November 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not only does Captain Kirk outlive many members of his Star Trek crew, he now has started outliving passengers on his Blue Origin flight
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Thu November 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
And just like that, Elon went from Lex Luthor to Tony Stark
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil hedges a $78,000,000 bet against global warming and rising sea levels
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
NASA delays moon landings as China becomes 'aggressive competitor' in space race; flatware and stemware also ramping up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA delays their rendezvous to pick up Alice Kramden from the moon to 2025
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your "Oh well, anyway" of the day
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Tue November 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
This is how Musk pays his bills, and why he's talking about selling Tesla stock
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In which Jeff Bezos makes a veiled threat to Leonardo DiCaprio
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is no more, now there is only 'Lorde Edge'
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Sun November 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk puts it to the internet as to whether or not he should release Tesla stock, unplugged to the tune of $20 billion
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos originally offered Capt. Kirk's seat to Tom Hanks, apparently having never seen any movie involving Tom Hanks and all forms of transportation
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Tue November 02, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just how do you get a plane load of world leaders and billionaires to Glasgow?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos can't get it up
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos wants you to know that going into orbit has helped him appreciate the Earth's fragility in a whole new way, which is why he's now donating to the environment a sum that he must have had to search at least 3 or 4 of his couches to find
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Musk says he'll sell Tesla stock and donate proceeds if the UN can prove $6B from the world's billionaires could solve a hunger crisis. Hey, UN. Curb your Malthusianism
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
I was out at a bar last night and a table began to chant "Let's go Brandon." How do you respond to such things? Just hope they shut up, respond with something derogatory, or leave and let the management know why on the way out?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we know how Amazon founder Jeff Bezos got his billions of dollars
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon expected to announce the closing of their Staten Island fulfillment center any day now
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A year ago as stock in his company Alibaba was hitting an all-time high, Jack Ma, aka "The Chinese Jeff Bezos" gave a speech criticizing China's financial regulators. The regulators retaliated. A year later, Alibaba has lost $340 BILLION in value
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the worst present you have ever received?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much, Jeff Bezos buys a Senate, $600 million for one year's work on a 1963 rocket engine, Virgin Galactic stock will come in handy when the next toilet paper panic comes, and the next Crew Dragon launch scheduled for Halloween 🚀
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
First pics of Jeff Bezos' $500 million super yacht. Subby is having difficulty finding its thermal exhaust port
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Penis-rocket-building a-hole says third-party sellers are doing a-ok, with more launching every day. Some are even going to the moon
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Mon October 18, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You really think Amazon would do that? Just go in front of Congress and tell lies?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can subby still get a fainting couch delivered via Prime in two days?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five main theories on achieving immortality as scientists say we could live 1,000 years
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While Jeff Bezos got some free publicity from William Shatner's penile space ride, Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic has postponed SpaceShip2 commercial flights until a year out from now
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Thu October 14, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Chrome adblock extension actually -increases- ads. SURPRISE
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
William Shatner sent to space. Space sent him back
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Mon October 11, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
William Shatner, best known for starring in the CBS hit drama " $#* My Dad Says", will have his trip into space delayed by one day
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Just another sign Jeff Bezos' testicles are all over NFL
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Streaming gamer racing to be one of the first to hit max level in New World. Fark: So he can complain that there's no new content and the game sucks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nerd complains about something, maybe
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In 2018, Blue Origin paid some consultants to determine why SpaceX was royally kicking their asses. The report got leaked to Ars which gives a detailed summary. Obvious trumps sad and interesting
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Thu September 30, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blue Origin, the company that built a rocket that looks uncannily like a stubby penis, is "rife with sexism"
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shows how classy he is by sending Jeff Bezos a statue of number 2
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon to the NFL: Seattle Suborbitals?
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, this should thoroughly piss you off
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Amazon to have its terrible day in court
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Dems want to dynamite one of Thiel's tax dodges
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why are Millennials and Gen Z-ers turning their backs on capitalism? Because there's "no rational incentive to back a system that seems to offer little other than insecurity and crisis"
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Sun September 19, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
LG introducing 325-Inch television that costs $1.7 Million. House not included
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Red Button - Update our economic theories for the modern world.... or Blue Button - Use 1940s thinking to oppress the poor. What to do? What to do?
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