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Sun July 15, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Grab your engineer boots, your leather motorcycle jackets, and add a few safety pins in unexpected places: the Sunday Morning Music Club is ready to make it loud and fast. This week, we're looking for the albums the defined the punk era
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Some of the most dangerous jobs in the world include a welder, a lumberjack, a veterinarian, a roofer, and a moderator for the Fark Politics tab
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Vinyl sales are up almost 20% for the first six months of this year, now to a grand total of almost 8 million - equivalent to a single Michael Jackson album in 1984
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jackie Gleason's iconic circular New York mansion on the market for $12 million. No word if it contains device to launch Alice TO THE MOON
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Remember when our grocery store was completely shut down so that Michael Jackson could come in and shop like an ordinary person? Good times, weird...but good
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Fri June 29, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Drake autotunes Michael Jackson's vocals for his own song. Not everyone is pleased
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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Thu June 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Penguins are hoping to Jack up their defense
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Melania arrives at child detention center jacket-less. I repeat, jacket-less
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How to watch the first Florida Republican gubernatorial debate tonight. And no, 'taking a shot of Jack whenever someone lies' is not a good idea
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Wed June 27, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Joe Jackson is beating Michael in Heaven now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello Flight 1623 this is Jack in tower control. Hi, Jack
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones says Trump has "got a problem if he doesn't go in there and do something to CNN's Philip Mudd"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Don Cherry predicts Doug Ford will someday be Prime Minister. Go back to picking out car seats for your next jacket pattern, Grapes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I really care" jackets selling like crazy with profits going to help refugees
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Sun June 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With a call-up to the Oakland A's, pitcher Edwin Jackson is now playing on a record-tying 13th MLB team. Mike Morgan nods in approval
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump unleashes tirade against "Wacky Jacky" and Pocahontas
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The company that made FLOTUS's $39 jacket? They celebrated the Nazi extermination of the Jews with a blouse back in 2014
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the jacket was an indictment of the fake news media
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
The headline: "Melania Trump Wore a Jacket That Read "I Really Don't Care" to Visit Immigrants." The story: She was wearing the jacket in Maryland before she left and wearing something else when she arrived in Texas
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How did Jack Black wind up starring in a no-budget elf-human fantasy romance film made by a director who has never found funding or distribution for his movies?
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
In search of more regular playing time, Jack Wilshere announces he is leaving Arsenal after 17 years with club, immediately sprains finger ligament upon hitting the Send button
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apparently having hired the ad agency of Orwell, Stasi, and Gibson Jack Daniel's unveils a billboard truck at LA Pride week that uses facial capture technology to incorporate the faces of parade-goers into the video projected on the side of the truck
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Mon June 18, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's elephant escapes. No its not a euphemism nor a repeat from 1999
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Tue June 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
20 ways to stay warm in a cold office. Sadly, they just missed the blackjack by omitting "put on a jacket and tie" like the people sweating their gender neutral privates off
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Fri June 08, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Electric vehicle foils would-be carjackers. No charge yet
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box offers an alternative to burgers and tacos: fries. Just some fries, sauced and loaded with cheese, guacamole, and beef, chicken, or chorizo. So yeah, order just the fries and a Diet Coke, and you'll be fine
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Mon June 04, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
'Jackett admitted to police he was high on Xanax and Adderall while refilling a Zippo lighter and accidentally spilled the fluid and caught the table on fire. He...panicked and initially told them someone threw a bomb through his window.'
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Sat June 02, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
Desperate LeBron fans compare him to the greatest player everyone always compares to. That's right, the 1979 Sonics Jack Sikma. Okay, no, just seeing if you're paying attention
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's estate sues ABC network for copyright infringement. Lawsuit expected to be easy as 1-2-3
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Trying to stay relevant in 1983, the era of LA punks, New Wave, and Michael Jackson, the Bee Gees updated their classic disco sound and contributed "Woman In You" to the Stayin' Alive soundtrack plus an MTV-ready video. It didn't work
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Jack Sock gets messy"
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The true inspiration for The Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash has been revealed. Ironically enough it's not a gas gas gas
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Sat May 26, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alan Bean, 4th man to walk on the moon, has died, reducing the I've Been to Another World Club to 4
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(don't like Trump voters)
 
 
 
I despise Trumpers; family ties, regrets. or no. They voted the most vile candidate since A Jackson, despite all info. I hope all of them have a horrible life. no sympathy. Am I a bad person?
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, aka Florida Jackass, blocks traffic to do donuts on bridge
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how Michael Jackson did the Smooth Criminal lean? Here comes the science
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Mon May 21, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Steven Jackson says he's the greatest Rams running back of all time. Eric Dickerson and Marshall Faulk chuckle
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Detroit to rename street after Michael Jackson. No word if you're allowed to moonwalk while crossing the street
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Fri May 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
MTV freezes Catfish
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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(Undark)
 
 
 
As Joe Jackson famously put it, "Everything gives you cancer." Except that's not true at all, and coffee sold in California shouldn't come with a cancer warning label
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Panthers rookie CB Donte Jackson, always eager to do interviews, quoted Beyonce.... to the amusement of Coach Rivera
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How'd you like to be the state trooper who responded to a jackknifed semi hauling 8 Bengal tigers?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather hits $100,000 jackpot on Vegas poker machine. Hopefully that'll help him make ends meet
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is whining on about his peace deal as Gaza and Jerusalem burn because his father-in-law is a jackass
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
A never-before-released two-hour interview with Stanley Kubrick after the filming of Full Metal Jacket. Sound off like you got a pair
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia teachers vote out Republican who mocked them for striking. "I heard one teacher today say," teacher Edwina Howard-Jack joked, "after yesterday they may want to think twice about arming teachers"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how an HIV Virion actually enters, hijacks a cell, and produces copies? Well, here's a terrifying video
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Mon May 07, 2018
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
The drug company that makes Acthar responded [on video] after it raised the price to $40,000 a vial -- from $40. Dr. Evil apparently wrote the response. They jacked the price in part "to ensure increased patient access." Note: it's for sick babies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Joe Flacco has yet to contact new recruit Lamar Jackson or speak about him during any media contact. "Maybe if I close my eyes and wish really hard, he'll go away"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Carjacker leads cops on wild chase, breaks into your house to hide in attic, falls through ceiling, SWAT team breaks doors, windows, tosses tear gas in to flush him out. Insurance company: "Sucks to be you. Denied"
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels suing a competitor's "inferior" whiskey for trademark infringement. How it could possibly be inferior to Jack Daniels is unclear. Perhaps the skunk that pissed on the dead hobo hadn't finished its course of antibiotics?
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The latest Revival League radio play has dropped: "Do Rabbots Dream Of Electric Cheepz -Pt 1", an Easter themed spoof of Cyberpunk & Watership Down featuring Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Neyman Jones, Carolina Hidalgo, and a couple of Farkettes
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Don Nelson slams Warriors' Chris Webber for selfishness and lack of leadership. Hmm, my closet has no flannel in it and I sold all my New Jack Swing CDs... perhaps I should invest in Google
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest allegations against Ronny Jackson are coming from...inside the White House
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy wants Ronny Jackson investigated
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House still stands by Ronny Jackson for VA Secretary. As far as him returning to his old job, weelllll, they're gonna have to get back to you on that
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Fan pulls out his Jumbo Shrimp and goes for a naked run across the outfield at a Jacksonville minor league game. And there's video
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In case you've ever wondered what it feels like to turn into The Hulk, Disney's got a force-feedback jacket and VR experience for you (w/video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congresscritters, apparently awakening from a 15-month collective coma, express fear that Candyman Jackson's VA nomination has "cast a pall" on the White House
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's MD Ronny Jackson advocates withdrawal method
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson decides to extend her world tour by eleven days in the US, which isn't really the world
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump skips "I have full confidence" with Ronny Jackson and goes for "doesn't he look tired to you?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dow Jones takes a healthy slug off whisky and pours one out for his homey Dr Jackson
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Mon April 23, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Game 6s are on for Monday Night. Can the Leafs force a Game 7 against the Bruins? Can the Capitals put away the Blue Jackets? Do you still have any goon juice left? The puck drops at 7pm ET on NBCSN and CBC
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Sat April 21, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning strike down the Devils to advance? Who will break the deadlock between the Jackets and the Capitals? Can the Bruins blow away the Leafs to move on? Saturday Stanley Cup Playoffs thread with the puck dropping at 3pm ET on NBC
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A profile of VA Secretary-designate Ronny Jackson. Including that fact that George W. Bush gave him the nickname "Scrote"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Will Smith recalls the only time - thanks to Suge Knight - he was trapped in the closet with Michael Jackson, and all the King of Pop wanted to do was barter with him for the 1st Silver Age appearance of the Sub-Mariner. And none of that is a euphemism
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games tonight thanks to Excalibroom. Both series are 2-1, will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded Two Game Lead? Why not both? Bruins/Leafs @ 7pm ET & Capitals/Blue Jackets @ 7:30pm ET. Go goonjuice; shut up, Pierre; fark cancer
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Deven Marrero jacks his first homer as a Diamondback--and is promptly called out for passing teammate on the basepaths
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Your Sunday Hockey: Pens/Flyers fight for the blowout game powerup at 3pm ET, Jets to carpet bomb Wild at 7pm, can anyone plug back in Ovie's controller for Caps/Jackets at 7:30pm, and then Kings/Knights where LA hopes to distract Fleury with beach balls at 10pm
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going back to the days of skinny ties, Members Only jackets, pastel colored pants, and really big hair: we're looking for the best New Wave Music from the '80s
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin drop some Trump truth bombs? Will Stefon return? Will we see Trump's love child? Will Putin return to assure us all? John Mulaney hosts and Jack White is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know Branch Rickey, the guy who signed Jackie Robinson to the Dodgers? The Library of Congress just digitized over 1,700 of his scouting reports. So if you ever wondered what he thought about Roberto Clemente, here you go
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Mon April 09, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been fifteen years since the release of "Get Rich or Die Trying," so naturally Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson thinks a nostalgia tour is in order
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey is undefeated in professional wrestling, and will soon surpass Bo Jackson as the greatest 2-sport athlete of all time
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Fri April 06, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
20,000 cases of beer, dried beef and Jack Link's brand pepperoni? A lad could have a pretty good time in Montreal with all that
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Thu April 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will prevail between the Penguins and the Blue Jackets? How about the Leafs and Devils? Will the Kings conquer the Wild? This and much more on Thursday Night Hockey, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Your king hath received word that the guard of the Green Jacket plan to escort any patron who dare utter Dilly Dilly off yon premises.' However, 'For if thou cannot say Dilly Dilly, thou can still wear Dilly Dilly.'
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Golf's rite of spring and quest for the Green Jacket begins today. Streaming coverage begins at 9:15 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A Tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
And for your 'That Is So Cool' moment of the day, here is Jack Nicklaus' grandson making a hole-in-one at The Masters Par 3 contest
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Wednesday at Augusta has the Par 3 contest. No one has won it and then the jacket in the same year. Streaming begins at 2:00 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White has the #1 album in the US thanks to physical sales, not downloads
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Mon April 02, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hockey fans' heart attack risk rises after home team wins. Finally some good news for fans of the Columbus Blue Jackets
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Alamogordo News)
 
 
 
In a move even stranger than biting the head off a bat, Ozzy Osbourne joins the Alamogordo Chamber of Commerce
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Sat March 31, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Friday Throwback - Half in the bag completely eviscerates Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, notable because it includes the line 'He stole the money and embezzled it to all his friends' - and 3 years later they haven't been sued and the video's still up
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Fri March 30, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White named as the latest SNL musical guest you'll hit mute for
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
What you need to know before you win the $502 million Mega Millions jackpot. Number one: You're not going to win the $502 million Mega Millions jackpot
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Wed March 28, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shulkin is out at VA, to be replaced by Dr. Ronny "239 lbs *wink*" Jackson
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Hue Jackson keeps comparing people to the Pied Piper, The Wolverine
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Tue March 27, 2018
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis Part the II of Plan the IX, From Space, featuring Dana Gould, Greg DiConstanzo, Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Raye Neyman Jones, and a couple of Farkettes
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Woman drinks half a bottle of Jack Daniel's, drives to her medical marijuana provider and finds it closed. So she runs her Honda Civic through storefront and smashes every window with a baseball bat to "teach a lesson"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
"Reggie McKenzie will ostensibly work like an Instacart Shopper as Jon Gruden picks out his groceries." Tag is for writer
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
After forcibly evicting the Trump managers from the property and ripping the Trump name off the building, the owners of a Panama City hotel have revamped the cocktail menu, now offering a Stormy Jack Daniels, a Fire and Fury, and a Little Rocket Man
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Teen girl machete-wielding carjacking team make bid for "Most Florida Story of the Week". With Xanax-addled mugshot
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey thinks that Bitcoin will be the world's single currency in ten years, joining unicorn farts as the source for renewable energy
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
From Hermes Conrad to Samurai Jack to Marvin. A couple minutes with voice actor extraordinaire Phil LaMarr
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Tue March 20, 2018
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The MST3K Revival League brings you their latest radio play: "The Tragical Historie Of Plan The IX", with standup Dana Gould, Short Circuit's Tim Blaney, Manos' Jackey Neyman Jones, Storm DiConstanzo, and a couple of Farkettes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jack White gets even weirder on new album. Wait is that even possible?
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dustup at bar results in arrests for fisticuffs, eye gouging. Apparently skullduggery failed to escalate into full-on donnybrook, complete with blackjacks and fishhooks
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Burglar caught thanks to DNA left on doorbell. Insert your own Jackson Pollack joke here
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to hijack a car, it's best not to try to hijack one full of special patrol officers
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