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Wed April 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
What Trump's new Mar-a-Lago office says about him. The golden statue of himself might be a clue
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines realizes it hasn't gotten any free publicity off Republicans calling for it to be boycotted like American and Delta, announces push to hire more diverse pilots. That should do it
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's PAC has $85 million to prepare to make him the next Grover Cleveland which, incidentally, are his favorite Sesame Street and Family Guy characters
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The Count de Orange is calling for boycott of companies that are opposing Georgia's new voter suppression laws. A complete boycott would mean no air travel, spending money, professional baseball, use of the Internet and especially no Star Trek
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How did Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley avoid losses in the Archegos margin call? They screamed FIRE SALE before their competitors who then lost billions in a matter of minutes
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman's junior bankers are getting whiny over their work load in the SPAC-fueled boom in Wall Street deals and reduction in coke rations. Those $1000/hr hookers aren't going to option themselves
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley is the first big U.S. bank to offer clients access to bitcoin funds - just as long as they have plenty to lose
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think you had a shiatty week last week? Elon Musk lost $27 billion
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency becoming the new gold. Adored by crooks and RWNJ's, of absolutely no use to anybody in a real apocalypse
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stanley Kubrick's daughter is a member of the Proud Boys and a QAnon believer
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Looks like Jamie Dimon will get to continue acting as an unofficial adviser to the White House on things like fiscal policy and pandemic relief. Thank goodness, I was really worried JPMorgan Chase might be left out in the cold
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Thu February 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After dumping Trump, Deutsche Bank finally posts a profit
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
JPMorgan wants its pound of UK flesh
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bitcoin's unlucky number is four billion
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Probably nothing because he never pays his bills
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Bitcoin investor and astrologer." Sure, why not. Was "Certified lottery necromancer" already taken?
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Daytraders are going back to mining penny stocks
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When they promised small business loans, they weren't kidding
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After the riots, Wall Street is belated realizing that maybe they really SHOULDN'T have used that monkey's paw to wish for the Citizen's United ruling
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter, Gilead, and Lululemon making huge stonk moves today. @PraiseBe Yoga Pants
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Mon January 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember when Amazon, Berkshire Hathaway, and JP Morgan came together to remake healthcare? And it's gone
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans are unemployed and hundreds of thousands of small businesses are now closed across the nation ...but hey the stock market is soaring
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Fri December 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has been a turd in the Punch Bowl
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
SsangYong Motor of Worst Korea files for bankruptcy, the only logical course of action after introducing the homely (to put it nicely) Rodius SUV
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