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Sun June 17, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not so much that the cheerleaders were vastly underpaid, which is quite obvious. No, the real news item in this story is that guy inside the mascot suit for the Cowboys makes 65,000 a year plus commission
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's 2 PM on a Saturday afternoon, and you receive an emergency alert that an intercontinental nuclear missile is heading your way. Would you know what to do?
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man knocked unconscious in car wreck sees Heaven. "I flew up into Heaven, and Heaven is stacked." He saw people in purple robes, an angel with tired face and short pants, and encountered Jesus in a field. Heaven appears to be Branson, Missouri
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 4 features Los Ticos vs Serbia as the appetizer to the main courses heavy favorites Germany taking on Mexico, followed by Brazil against a strong Suisse side. Matches begin at 8 a.m., 11 am, and 2 p.m. ET. This is your World Cup Thread
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. cracking down on unauthorized Harry Potter festivals and celebrations, issues Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China plans mission to the dark side of the moon not knowing there's is no dark side of the moon really, matter off fact it's all dark
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Fri June 15, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
New Missouri governor's top advisor decides it would be a good time to pay off $300K in back taxes
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Time for some jokes, secrets and outright lies from veteran 'Simpsons' writer Mike Reiss about 30 years of Springfield
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri woman sentenced to 2 years in prison after getting caught with heroin, ecstasy, and a cooter shooter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mississippi Burning" cosplay or Trump-supported candidate campaign rally? Why not both (video)
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Experts say filming location of sterilized retreat from Julianne Moore film "Safe" is actually riddled with nuclear fissable Strontium-90 leaching from nearby Cold War Era Santa Susana Field Lab
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions throws hissyfit as Jared Kushner pushes pardons, jumps in bed with liberals
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 20 signs that you are definitely a narcissist. Being orange strangely absent and grab the popcorn as well
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. This means you, Equifax
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Wed June 13, 2018
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Missouri governor gets off on treating women as inferior beings. The new one
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump trying to turn US into nation of narcissistic, ego-maniacal, money-grubbing citizens. Oh wait
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
On this week's edition of "Who Can We Piss Off Next?"- OPEC, come on down
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is officially afraid of Trump's hissy-fits
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Charlotte School of Law students had a unique educational experience, attending the first law school to lose accreditation and the first to lose student loan eligibility. Yet they are strangely dissatisfied
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber driver has license suspended because he didn't like lesbian passengers kissing in car. Was probably more upset that car didn't run out of gas or have flat tire. Bow-chicka bow wow
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Tue June 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
20 ways to stay warm in a cold office. Sadly, they just missed the blackjack by omitting "put on a jacket and tie" like the people sweating their gender neutral privates off
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neil Armstrong gave woman a vial of dust from the lunar mission soundstage. Space dust trifecta in play
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tromp brags that he stoped missle lunches
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Next on Southern Sportsman we have two Florida men playing a spirited game of Rake vs Hammer. In an unusual twist today, the guy with the rake decided to fight naked. Got to tell you, though, Hammer guy is on his game. Don't miss it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Take that haters. The summit with Kim is going so well, Trump plans to leave early. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED GREATLY AGAIN
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Gretchen Carlson, new head of Miss America pageant, defends decision to drop swimsuits and evening gowns. "It's what comes out of their mouths is what we care about"
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ACLU: Here's a report proving that over half the charter schools in Arizona are violating state and federal law in their admissions. AZ Charter School "Oversight" Board: Gosh that's terrible, we really should look into that shouldn't we?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While having a hissyfit on his way out of the G7 summit, El Presidente threatens allies
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists recover lost NASA tapes from the monumental Apollo space missions, solve decades old mystery of why moon's surface temperature spiked by one to two degrees Celsius (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man misses ferry, 14 years later is officiating at the World Cup in Russia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Schiff demands a release of the Nunes Grapefruit transcripts. Promises it will "shed new light on the issues" of juicing, and squeezing, and moderate fondling
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Playbill)
 
 
 
Melissa Benoist set to star on Broadway as the lead in Beautiful: The Carole King Musical. Here she is singing an unreleased Carole King song about the wonders of soft vanilla ice cream
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brave: A Dem candidate running an ad during "Fox & Friends." Braver: Featuring your same-sex spouse in the ad. Maximum Trolling: Ending the ad with a kiss
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
All town's residents called to inquest into missing man. All 12 of them. Bonus Fark: the town has been beset by feuds and bad blood for years
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fulton County, which includes the city of Atlanta, is moving to decriminalize marijuana in unincorporated areas, in a vote by the county commission. It's largely symbolic since most of the huge county is incorporated
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Corker announces a bi-partisan bill that will prevent the President from issuing tariffs over bullshiat like the War of 1812. Also we burned Toronto twice, take that Canada
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds non-drinkers more likely to miss work than heavy drinkers. In other news, Fark HR considers doing away with sick days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
118,000 California voters missing from rolls in LA County. But no worries, citizen, our elections are secure
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue June 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man tackled by police amid suspicious package investigation says he intended to be a hero, admits to having mental issues
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Pelosi publishes "Fact Check" of Trump's "500th Day" claim - it "was actually his 501st." Now, that THE TRUTH IS OUT, will she demand the White House issue a retraction?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After 49 straight days of complaints, multiple AWOLs, a suicide attempt, an OTH discharge, and three appeals dismissals without mention of the actual complaints, Navy finally admits that maaaaaaybe this sailor might have been sexually assaulted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos says that the Trump administration's school safety commission will not look into the role of guns in school violence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oliver Luck hired as Commissioner and CEO of the doomed before it starts XFL reboot
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Miss America contestants remove their swimsuits
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Amazon unfortunately relies on thousands of fallible humans in fulfillment warehouses to solve problems that state-of-the-art robots can't, such as spilled popcorn butter. This is an issue that Amazon is working on
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
University of Michigan starts pilot tests of driverless shuttle system. Jim Harbaugh pissed, because "Driverless Shuttle System" is the code name of his quarterback development program
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The remains of the Titanic were actually discovered in 1985 during a secret Cold War mission to locate two sunken subs
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist who wants to force schools to teach her (and only her) religion running for Congress in Mississippi
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Dissatisfied with your recent shoe purchase? File a one star review on Yelp. Of course, you may have other options, if you're Zeus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's plans to update stores to confront that living wage issue
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Humans needs religion because ignorance is bliss
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It has been a month let's see how things are going on the Big Island. A 12-acre lava lake is missing and Kilauea is cracking. So, I'm guessing not so good. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GRAB THAT DAMN CAT
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL commissioner, execs: "Quebec City faces challenges in NHL expansion." Québécois: "Tenez ma bière"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everyone can relax: Miss Manners has weighed in, and yes, you can eat nachos with your fingers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Weight loss and gardening are the issues women care about, mansplains congressman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear China, we can destroy your stupid artificial islands any time we choose. You best watch yourself. Hugs & Kisses, U.S. Seventh Fleet
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Astronauts, kissing in the capsule. Oh man, look at those spacemen go. It's the freakiest show (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Don Cherry pulled NHL commissioner Gary Bettman onto the "Coach's Corner" set during last night's Stanley Cup Finals game and harrangued him about a Quebec City expansion franchise on live TV. It was as gloriously awkward as it sounds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/30): Marvel really getting the hang of this corporate synergy thing with new Lando comic. Plus Carnage-Goblin, The Comedian lives, Bendis' Superman run begins, new Saga, and the fallout of Plissken-ing the U.S. in Harbinger Wars 2
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Wed May 30, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Why does every Florida Publix have a giant scale? We can assume the guess-your-weight carny dissuaded shoppers
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
There is something amiss with the Cosmos
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "Gosh, you know what? It's been a long time since I heard Herman Cain's opinion on anything and I kind of miss it," then hooo baby do I have some good news for you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nissan must have heard how tired we all were from winning since they decided to cut productivity by 20% to give us all a break
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Tue May 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens (R) expected to announce resignation to spend more time with family, amateur photography hobby *UPDATE: It's official
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Separating fact from fiction in the 1,500 missing immigrant children story
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pissing your money away one a day at a time
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Mon May 28, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What could possibly go wrong?" news, California starts issuing digital license plates
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man wearing a clown mask and wielding scissors and wooden post learns the hard way that he messed with the wrong Little Caesars employee
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Well, least his old man never cut off The Boss' hand with a light saber; Kasdans admit they lifted Han Solo's daddy issues from Bruce Springsteen's autobiography (Warning: Spoilers in article)
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
We can cut greenhouse gas emissions by 99% just by feeding cows seaweed. However, the real trick is getting them to wade into the ocean
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kiddie science book authors and Jurassic Park filmmakers somehow missed bizarrely cool dinosaur fact: dinosaurs had bad dandruff, and it survived in fossil records to help scientists understand prehistoric shedding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sesame Street sues Melissa McCarthy movie for soiling its good name
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The two most significant college admissions criteria mean almost nothing now
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, Mississippi was nuked, causing dozens of dollars in damage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia continues to deny that a Russian missile with Russian serial numbers fired from a Russian launcher photographed in Russia could possibly have anything to do with Russia
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Apparently the usual submitter is out, so this is an attempt at a substitute gaming discussion. Link goes to a discounted Unreal Gold, in case you missed the opportunity to grab it for free a few days ago. What was your first online PvP experience?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If there was no formal vote, what did Mark Davis and Jed York abstain from? And why did commissioner Roger Goodell say there was a "unanimous" vote?
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
According to the linked story, these days only 18% of Americans know how to drive a car with a manual transmission. Do we think the percentage is higher or lower for Farkers? Can you drive a stick shift? And do you still own/drive any car with one?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Moby compares Morrissey to a "weird drunk uncle." This is a fight we needed
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA's InSight mission to Mars has cubes for companionship, a new Pale Blue Dot photo to show
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(CNN)
 
 
 
German city bans older diesel cars. And by "older", they mean from before VW admitted to faking emissions tests
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Wed May 23, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Danny and Sandy finally get their movie-ending 'Grease' kiss, 40 years after it was cut
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man missing from mental health facility, here is a picture of how he doesn't look
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will cow cuddling be the next big wellness trend? Proponents claim it's udder bliss
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens wants you to know it's George Soros' fault that Greitens slapped his mistress, then forced her to give him oral sex while she cried
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(Read More by Reid Moore)
 
 
 
Hey all. Loooooong time Farker has written the first chapter of a crime novel about a serial killer knocking off some of Hollywood's oldest celebs. Who will miss them? Would appreciate some feedback. As Roger De Bris would say, "Be brutal. Bruuutal"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder about Mediaite's political bias? Well the top story on their site right now is about how outrageous it was for LeBron to diss fan wearing MAGA hat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Putin's new "unlimited range" nuclear missile set a distance record after four tests, traveling 22 miles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight. How about a Canadian Lurker Memorial thread? Share your memories of him. Like a wake you don't have to dress up for. RIP CL. You will be missed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never confide in scissors. The best you can hope for in return is a cutting remark
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Happy World Goth Day. But who was the first goth? Robert Smith? Siouxsie Sioux? Fritigern? Morrissey? Either way, break out your classic albums and enjoy the day where black shirts and sullen expressions are back in style
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law has a lifelike infant doll she uses as therapy when she misses her grown kids. She'll dress it and keep it in a bassinet. She has given the doll to our daughter and expects her to care for it. We hate it. What do?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the FBI investigating whether Missouri governor Eric Greitens might have attempted to bribe state lawmakers to vote against his impeachment
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For those of you on a budget, five great watches under $1,000. Missing is the Timex Ironman at $39.99. Not missing is the gold-plated Casio G-shock
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(Washington Press)
 
 
 
Trump fan asks LeBron James for his towel at playoff game. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably know what happens next. Bonus Tweet: "Congrats to the MAGA hat guy for his upcoming 28 Fox news appearances and Bari Weiss column "
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You can't get hearsay ruled non-admissible in the court of public opinion
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA to create the coldest temperature in the universe using lasers in space. For better results, submitter proposes they send his ex-wife up there instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Postal Service adds first scratch-and-sniff stamps. Thankfully this wasn't in place when the fat Elvis stamps were issued
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News' Maria Baritomo: DOJ, FBI, IRS, CIA "were all involved in trying to take down Donald Trump" No word on whether the Reverse Vampires, the Trilateral Commission, or Steve Gutenberg were also in on it
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you've been feverishly waiting for Alanis Morissette's 'Jagged Little Pill' to be released as a musical, than brother do I have some fantastic news for you. Also, get help
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster says Hollywood has an issue with female directors
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
He...he...misspelled his own wife's name
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's downtown Renaissance continues with a new statue of WTF is that?
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
First it was grenade launcher ammo that they lost, now the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate it if you returned their missing machine gun
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here's Bill Gates shiatting all over Trump. Ragetweets expected as Trump just wants to fit in with actual billionaires
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After an "apology from the Mormon Church for 2 centuries of racism" published on a parody website goes viral, the real LDS is put in the awkward position of having to issue a statement saying they didn't apologize for 200 years of racism
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Office Depot buys advertising on back of all newly issued VA ID cards, allowing DVA to provide cards for free and thus making Office Depot the supporting-the-troopsiest office supply company in America
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump Admin trying to pull a Kennedy "Cuban missile crisis" deal with Best Korea. Difficulty: We don't have nukes in Japan to remove in exchange, plus the deal leaked. Oops
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Somewhere in the world, someone missed the ozone hole so much that they've secretly restarted production of an ozone-destroying chemical banned in 1987
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just 2 suspicious activity records of Cohen's banking transactions have gone missing from the Treasury's FinCEN system
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(MSN)
 
 
 
USGS issues Red Alert warning for Hawaii's Kilauea volcano
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Tahoe Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Remains of missing skier found. In other news, it's probably best to avoid a place called "Bear Valley" for recreational skiing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hey Seattle: If you think Amazon makes so much money they really won't miss an extra $20 million or $30 million in taxes, keep in mind they also have enough money to relocate
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant
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Mon May 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates pitcher Jameson Tallon is getting real pissy about his injury
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Millennials are consuming more tissues and hand lotion than any other age group
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Swiss prosecutor to examine the many holes in Novartis' cheesy story about Cohen payment
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ran out of ammo? Didn't turn system on? Pretty lousy excuses for why Pantsir S-1 missile defense system got toasted in Syria by Israel during combat ops, Russia
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City issues warning not to tap maple trees on public property. Generally not a good idea to tap anything or anyone in public, either
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Infinity War remains supreme at the box office with $60 million, Melissa McCarthy's Life of the Party debuts at #2 with $17.9 million. Breaking In lags at #3 with $14.4 million, Overboard flounders at #4 with $8.8, million while Rampage slips to #7 with $3 million
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rudy calls Avenatti a "pimp" for defending a porn star. Avenatti shares that video of Giuliani in drag kissing Trump
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stryper is still touring, understands why their Christian metal style is dissed by music critics, but really doesn't understand why Walmart and Christian chains won't carry their new "God Damn Evil" album because of filthy words in title
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump continues to be super pissed about the progress of deportations, the law, and that due process BS
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Hello my baby / hello my honey / hello my ragtime gal / send me a kiss by wire / baby my heart's on fire ♪
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus rockets to the head of admission the line for the 27 Club, as she tells friends that the night before the Met gala she passed out from heavy drinking and woke up in a pool of her own vomit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: Auto maker issues recall. News: Lamborghini issues a recall. Fark: For an estimated 11 vehicles. UltraFark: The recall is for a sticker
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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(USGS)
 
 
 
The USGS has issued a warning that the Kilauea volcano could be entering an explosive phase launching blocks of material up to 6 feet in diameter a kilometer in every direction
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Trump issues a direct insult to Scotland by banning Irn-Bru from his golf course
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
18-month-old in crib narrowly misses being shot by a drunk guy a half mile away playing with his new gun. Super crib stops the bullet, saves the day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Katy Perry ends Taylor Swift feud with actual olive branch. Hershey kisses feeling neglected
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Male student pulls up dress of female student, says he was "just playing." Girl lectures him about how it's wrong and demands an apology. Ha ha no, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like Boeing can kiss its $20-billion new aircraft contracts with Iran goodbye
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Guns 'N' Roses take a page from the George Lucas playbook, delete the song "One In A Million" (with racist and homophobic lyrics) from the "Appetite for Destruction" reissue. Axl shot first
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Tue May 08, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After blasting Marla Maples for having "no class" last year for appearing on the US version of the show, Ivana Trump competes on Italian "Dancing with the Stars" wearing a see-through red dress. No, sorry there's no "K" missing from the headline
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Elton John is writing a musical with Jake Shears of Scissor Sisters
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Lichfield Live)
 
 
 
After being called out for hurling Twitter insults at a young constituent who had criticised him, Tory MP issues hasty apology... ha ha ha. Actually, he doubled down on the abuse and accused her of being a Russian trollbot
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Uhura may no longer be receiving clear transmissions
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Dissecting moth genitals ... yeah it's one of those jobs someone has to do in the name of science
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sex is a key part of life for people over 65. Especially for those who missed out on it in their younger years because they were married
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump appoints celebrity quack Dr. Oz as health advisor. Up next: Miss Cleo and the ShamWow guy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Matt Harvey, who has sucked for the last three years, refuses a minor league assignment to work out his issues and has been released
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giuliani will issue "correction" soon about Cohen. We cool now?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen says pregnancy made her 'gain weight' in her nose
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri legislature will convene to decide how best to expel their sexual predator racist governor
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
After giving every warning possible, Pele arrives in Leilani estates. Mandatory evacuations underway. LGT drone footage of fissure eruption
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Freediver misses out on world record, going to attempt again, Subby isn't holding his breath though
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels suing a competitor's "inferior" whiskey for trademark infringement. How it could possibly be inferior to Jack Daniels is unclear. Perhaps the skunk that pissed on the dead hobo hadn't finished its course of antibiotics?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate: Military experience is inherently conservative and veterans who vote Democrat have issues with "cognitive thought processes"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This weekend, on the first lap of the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, Fernando Alonso literally drove the wheels off his car...and it was on fire,...oh, AND the floorboard looked like Swiss cheese. Yet, he still finished in the points...HOW?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump asks court to dismiss case alleging he is profiting from the office of the Presidency by owning hotels that foreign nationals can visit to curry favor with him because he has Presidential immunity
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Most overrated tourist traps in each state. Come for the Ark Encounter, stay for Missouri's Nuclear Waste Adventure Trail and Museum
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nissan takes a plunge. Announces US sales down 28%
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump 3 months ago: America is going to send a manned mission back to the moon very soon. Trump's new top guy at NASA: effective at the end of this month all work on the new lunar rover is to cease completely
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who has a lawyer that misspelled president?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McCain: Now that I have cancer and missed every roll call since December, I am free to vote my conscious
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
In a throwback to the dirty thirties, National Weather Service issued rare dirt storm warning yesterday in Nebraska
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how do you dissuade loiterers? Why not go to classical music to ward them off?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who goes first? Driver uses rock-paper-scissors game to settle friendly dispute in Houston's traffic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Missing White House tree solved: The tree was moved to quarantine, "like other plants or animals brought into U.S. territory." Translation: someone fished it out of the dumpster
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some, it was a moment of liberation from the repressive hypocrisy of the war generation. But for opponents it marked the dissolution of family, school and nation. A look at the May 1968 protests in Paris 50 years on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those of you in the media pissed at Michelle Wolf for doing your jobs should pull the stick out of your collective asses and do your f*cking jobs
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy says Yeah, we issued a report but it ain't all that, and if you want to know what really happened then wait for Mueller's report
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Next-generation Toyota Corolla to be made in Mississippi, with promised $170 million investment in existing Toyota plant. There must've been some mighty fine tax breaks
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bystanders find the body of a woman missing for months encased in ice near the Minnesota River which is kind of normal for Minnesota in April
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's parliament is found to have no jurisdiction to investigate alleged bribes by Swiss drugmaker Novartis, so obviously they did nothing wrong in the history of ever and are good boys
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Missing 12-year-old safely located in Rifle. Man, that's one skinny kid
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"It's self-evident Kanye West has the same mission as InfoWars," says a visibly aroused Alex Jones
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Thu April 26, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter user solves age-old missing sock in washing machine mystery. Still no solution for tweeting presidents
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
WebCassette is an app that degrades your music's quality and adds hiss and crackles so it sounds like a cassette in a Walkman. Next up: WebVictrola, which you have to crank by hand to hear music that skips and plays way too fast
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Scott get pissed? Will he admit to corruption? Will the Senate do their jobs? THIS is your Pruitt Senate hearing thread (10am start time)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♬ Bye bye Miss American Pie. I got a hot model girlfriend and that's no lie. She'll be with me till the day that I die, which will likely be a week from Fri ♫
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox News blocks out Mulvaney's admission he sells access. Because of course they did
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
When Missouri Attorney General Josh Hawley gets done investigating the sleazy governor, maybe he can start looking into a crooked high-ranking state employee who goes to the gym to lift when he's supposed to be at work
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is covering the issues with the VA confirmation and have determined who is really at fault in all of this: Obama. Come on, you thought it was going to be Hillary didn't you? Admit it
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Reds owner: We can still be competitive. Subby: My next 20 submissions will be greenlit, right after my threesome with Margot Robbie and time-traveling 1948 Ava Gardner
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Tue April 24, 2018
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis commissioned a 1962 family portrait with big eyes, clown suits, and... I'm sorry, could you please stop manspreading like that Jerry? Please?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Having solved all other matters, the Missouri legislature tries to pass a resolution declaring porn a public health problem
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(NFL Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Tom Brady says he'll be back to piss off the rest of the NFL for at least one more season
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's great and all that people are finally pissed off at Facebook with privacy concerns but when are people going to get mad at Google?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, when time goes missing it's up to Kara to save it. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Liv puts on her robe and wizard's hat to help Clive solve a murder at a LARP event. (CW 9ET)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Panic ensues in Winnipeg when prank nuclear warning is broadcast, which totally makes sense because if there's one place where the world's nuclear missiles are trained, it's Winnipeg
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Flight records indicate that Trump absolutely stayed over in Moscow during the Miss Universe 2013 pageant. Either Trump or his bodyman, Schiller, are gonna be really pissed on. OFF. Really pissed *off*
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's reaction to story about his real estate shell companies reveals that he has something in common with Alanis Morissette
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC's top lawyer defends the attendance of the Commissions's Republicans at the CONSERVATIVE Political Action Conference (CPAC) because he deems the Republican-only event devoted to promoting Republican policy, to be "nonpartisan"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
U.S. counteracts longer ranged air defenses with longer ranged air-launched cruise missiles
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
R. Kelly has managed to piss off his assistant, lawyer, and publicist
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Happy Earth Day. Anyone miss those non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers McDonald's used to have?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Sat April 21, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Ducks caught speeding by Swiss speed cameras, manage to avoid hefty bill
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scissors assault ended when police show up with rock
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Fri April 20, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Toronto Transit Commission has issued a warning against accordion players playing the song Despacito. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga ... DAMMIT. BAN THEM NOW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is turning into your Grandma Ethel
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis welcomes new bike-share program with unbridled enthusiasm. Just kidding, some of their GPS-equipped bicycles are being detected at the bottom of the Mississippi River
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Why does [Misha Flypp] get his life destroyed but not Comey and his 'third rate' book?" Probably because betraying your country to the Russians is a more serious offense than pissing off a cheeto?
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
"Letting women drive cars" is apparently enough to get you a seat on UN commission on women's rights
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Let's consider the Frankly sUbtle art of sneaking a Certain expletive into a pg-13 movie, and the impossibility of slipping one into a farK submission
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manafort files to have all charges dismissed; rolls boulder up hill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you are the one who's been spray-painting tortoises, the Florida Wildlife Commission would like a word
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
LIGO is missing 100,000 black hole mergers a year in the range it's sensitive to. Here's how we might finally see them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It was an historic day for Ruth Bader Ginsburg as she got to issue her first maj--no, no, it's AN HISTORIC, not "a historic." Who taught you English, wolves? Seriously, check the vowel structure of historic and--dammit, I lost track of her milestone
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Wed April 18, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
White House is working on the Missouri governor's situation involving lawsuits, extramarital affairs, and alleged crimes because if there's one thing they know, it's how to make it all go away
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Special Prosecutor will deal with Trump-caused issue. No, not that one. Or that one, either
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to high-quality, affordable Japanese Whisky to the left, whines and omissions to the right
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Yep. He's a goner. Fox news Issues a statement saying Sean Hannity has the network's "full support"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's play "Six Degrees of Separation" between Sean Hannity and Russia: Hannity has secret comms with Assange. Assange sold his soul to Moscow for some putang and the latest issue of "How to be a douche" magazine. Wow, that was quick
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump on Syria strike: Mission Accomplished. Israeli intelligence: Yeah, the strikes didn't hit much of anything and they were a total failure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House sends Mnuchin out to explain Trump's twitter diarrhea regarding China and Russia's currency manipulation, as well as the reason why it contradicted a report issued by Mnuchin's Treasure Dept. on the same matter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AP issues new guidelines for reporting on polls, including "poll results must never be the single subject of any story" and "don't report on low quality polls" and "stop horse-race reporting"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doctors remove lighter from Chinese man's stomach twenty years after swallowing it. Man says he'll miss being able to light his farts from the inside
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly pissed to learn police are investigating new sexual misconduct complaints against him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 28-year-old daughter started dating an unemployed trans man. I support LGBT issues. I asked her if that meant a man who was a woman or a man transitioning to a woman. She got offended I asked; I worry she's being used. What do?"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
John Cena is a free agent in love but will he stay a free agent at work? Will Raw gain a Queen or a Yes movement? Is tonight the last night for Sasha or Bayley? Does anyone want to go to a show missing its major title? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Here are some suggestions for what music to listen to with different strains of cannabis. Pink Floyd and the Grateful Dead weirdly missing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse tires of shaking the Heinz bottle, gets the knife out
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Has Donald's lawyer's lawyer gone missing?
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Middle East Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia calls for Emergency UN meeting and is considering sending advanced missiles to Syria
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amidst all the hoopla, rhetoric, and missile attacks are two unanswered questions: 1) How did Trump get the UK and France to go along with him, and 2) What's next?
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump orders missile strikes on Syria in response to confirmation of Pee Tape
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Millennials are not all narcissists and boomers are not inherently selfish. Can we stop talking about generations as if they are a thing?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Not that it matters to ESPN, but it didn't take long for Alex Rodriguez to remind his latest TV employers of what they blissfully try to ignore: Rodriguez has NO idea what he's talking about"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump, who always talks smack about "leakers," issues pardon for leaker Scooter Libby, the traitor who outed Valerie Plame in the Bush years
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders will address the issues facing the busytown of DC. What Lowly excuses will she make for Mr. Frumble? This is sure to be quite the Scarry spectacle. Starts nowhere close to 2:30PM EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If your 4-year-old comes home with three missing teeth from a fight at daycare, it's time to find a new daycare
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump issues his latest "full confidence in" tweet towards...*rolls die*...his own "special counsel" Ty Cobb
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi State students break into University of Alabama sports facility hoping to finally get a national championship trophy
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Advice for recovering from running the Boston Marathon. Missing: Don't run a marathon in the first place
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
HD Vinyl, for when you want hiss and pops in the clearest possible way
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Weather hampers search for German billionaire CEO missing in the Alps. Do you see what happens, Larry?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House says they hold Syria & Russia responsible for the chemical attack. Theresa May orders submarines to move within missile range of Syria. Paul Ryan to spend more time at the gym. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 PM ET. Doors now open
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is your live thread for Season 3, Episode 1 of The Expanse, at 8pm on SyFy. If you're not watching it, you're missing out on the best televised science fiction in 15 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge: Where's the missing half ton of marijuana? Police: Uh, mice must have eaten it. Yeah, mice... that's the ticket
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Moby gets jealous of Morrissey's self-importance and bad press
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Farker who disappeared in 2002 seems to have reappeared on I-270 in Missouri some 10 years later
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(929jack.com)
 
 
 
Who is at fault here? I had to watch more than once just to see the pissed off construction guy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Moscow: Don't send those big scary missiles at us, Donnie. Otherwise it would destroy evidence of a chemical attack. Is it "admit to a crime on Twitter" day?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses case under the ancient legal maxim of 'he who smelt it, dealt it'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the president taunting dynamite comrade with "smart" missiles
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Tue April 10, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Ole Miss has an ole disease on campus
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Israel basketball league's best scorer on its best team dismissed for punching teammate, which isn't kosher
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Harvard calls BS on the DOJ's sudden interest in an admissions discrimination suit filed against them, since the DOJ hasn't acted for 2 years and their Motion to Intervene is essentially copypasta from an anti-affirmative action group's letter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Scott Pruitt's big day at Disneyland." No word if he increased emissions from Space Mountain
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The San Antonio Spurs clinched a playoff berth for the 21st straight season, where they haven't missed the postseason as long as FARK existed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
European Commission raids British headquarters of Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
This Phenomenon is an example of the principle known as Troxler's fading which a Swiss doctor discovered in 1804 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fluoride is a neurotoxin, so it like toxinificates your neuros. It's a major cause an issue there is another major cause as well, fluoride can actually also be found in processed brands of tea that are grown in most likely overly polluted areas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he will miss fundraising event featuring Mike Pence because his "calendar has other stuff on it." In other news, MA governor spends day washing hair, taking dog for walk, raking leaves, watching paint dry, etc
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you guessed 4 weeks after the 60 Minutes interview before Stormy Daniels will pose for Penthouse, come down and claim your free issue
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out that privately run prisons are as bad, if not worse, than the government run prisons. And you can imagine how bad that must be if we're talking about Mississippi
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boy, it's crazy how the Extreme Vetting missed this guy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner reviews sausages. Theon Greyjoy's notably missing
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Sun April 08, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The remains of a Tuskegee Airman, missing for 73 years, may have been found and identified in present-day Austria. RIP, Capt. Dickson
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Warhawks already beating the war drums saying the US should respond with missile strikes after Trump accuses Putin and 'Animal Assad' of being behind the chemical attack in Syria
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember that time Antonio Banderas rolled hard with a bunch of Vikings and wrecked a bunch of evil dudes? Yeah, I miss the '90s
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to shift an 18-speed truck transmission. Because being a trucker is a lot more than just pushing the gas pedal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina Rep gives his constituents an example of how the gun violence debate is a mental health issue
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Fri April 06, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monsters missed the cut for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for three reasons: too racist, too gun-happy, or too silly. The Birdcage Bandito hit the trifecta, so someone with pity gave him his own battle and customized Lord Zedd command to grow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PSA: No matter what you drive or what transmission type you have, use your parking brake
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
"Bean" Baxter, Fark booster and half of KROQ-FM Morning duo who broadcasts to L.A. from New Orleans taking time off for mental health issues
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA's Pruitt: My $50 a day lease of a room in a lobbyist's house was reviewed by an agency ethics lawyer and he completely OK'ed it. Ethics lawyer's memo: I can't fully OK this because I am missing a ton of relevant information you haven't given me
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Trump: We're pulling out of Syria because Putin wants it...I mean, bad. Scary. Mission Accomplished. Pentagon: Hey guys, check out these biatchin' new FOBs we just built in Syria. Can't wait to spend more time in them
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
FEMA announces new mission statement: "Sorry, can't help you"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Arkansas State House candidate drops out of race after calling gay people 'disgusting,' issues non-apology saying his free speech is threatened
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Missing CDC worker found down by the river
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Either he's blaming himself for issues at the border, or, his phone failed to autocorrect "Trump" to "Obama"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Knives, scissors, lesbian twins, 69 news website. This story has it all
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Mississippi Sonic puts up sign asking customers to stop smoking weed in drive-thru. Sales expected to plunge
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyer on his lawsuit to dismiss Mueller's charges against him: I don't know if we have any rationale for this
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Creators of the Star Wars Solo movie: Yes, "Therm Scissorpunch" is a character, and no, it's not a joke
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Update on Boston Bruins Brandon Carlo has been issued. Short version: Bruins are hosed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rock, and a guy who owns paper meet Prince. Scissors decidedly absent
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the latest issue government websites will pretend doesn't exist is... *spins wheel* breast cancer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: Here's four things that millionaires do better than the middle class. Missing from list: ability to dodge pitchforks
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The Dept for the Blatantly Obvious releases a new study that shows that Americans are more polarized not because they disagree on issues, but rather due to a team sport mentality which wants to see the other side defeated in a zero sum game
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ISS being followed by pixels. The sun flare is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
After his Executive Order revoking protections for DACA recipients, and the Republicans refusing debate on the issue, Trump still thinks that there was a "deal" on the table
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media issues a statement, "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Russian ships are hovering around TransAtlantic communication cables more than anytime since the 80's. Not their warships, but their Deep Sea Research ships that do "reconnaissance, underwater salvage and other work"
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Here we go again - SpaceX launches a previously used first stage and Dragon capsule from Florida to the ISS with supplies and experiments. No first stage landing - they're doing high-stress maneuvers and tests. Launch at 4:08 EDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Bill O'Reilly tries to snark on John Legend's portrayal of Jesus, tweeting "Who knew Jesus of Nazareth ran a tattoo parlor?" Legend's fiance Chrissy Teigen goes for the throat: "Yes, The shop specializes in coverups that aren't $32 million"'
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Sun April 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Before the men take the court on Monday, we have the NCAA Women's National Championship for basketball. Will it be Notre Dame? Or do you have Mississippi State in this one? Tip-off is at 6pm EDT on ESPN
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. Johnson, Mrs. Johnson, Miss Johnson, Herr Johnson, Frau Johnson, Comrade Johnson, Señor Johnson, Raymond J. Johnson, Jr., and Dr. Johnson, it's that day again ... and some sites and companies are doing it and doing it and doing it well. #guineapigsrulecatsdrool
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Sat March 31, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers consider reversing post-Ferguson court reforms because limiting revenue-based law enforcement reduced municipal revenue
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
A list of all the references in "Ready Player One" on the left. A list of "They missed..." on the right (possible spoilers)
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(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
A quick math problem: if 53% of gang members are white, how many white people have been arrested with the state's anti-gang laws since 2010? Hint: the state is Mississippi
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A look at the biggest box office bombs of 2017. Justice League narrowly missed the top five
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They missed that Michigan has a player that used to be a student-manager, who's scored a 3 in the tournament already. Add 20 points
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Fri March 30, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
He may be missing a foot but he can still see your house from up there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citing a need for more evidence, Bulgarian president Borissov says country will not expel Russian diplomats over spy poisoning. He then nodded sovietly to the East
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why exactly is Best Korea rolling out the red carpet for decadent capitalist hussies in midriff-baring tops and sparkly miniskirts? Expert claims it's calculated propaganda to make it seem like normal country with huge missiles that impress women
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby. Sarah Jessica Parker heartbroken over missing the cut, seen muttering, "Curses, foaled again"
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Israel flies stealth fighters over Iran and Russia's magic new anti-air missiles didn't even detect that shiat. Putin, your military sucks balls
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