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Wed July 18, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If either the Democrats or the Republicans take control of Congress next year, the stock market will experience more chaos
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire Marc Lasry sees bitcoin reaching up to $40,000 *snort* as it becomes "more mainstream" and *snrk* "easier to trade"....bwahahahaaaa
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Mon July 16, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The U.S. dollar has quietly crept to its highest levels of the year
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How do you win financial business? Apparently hookers and blow still works
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Average Toronto student debt: $30,000. Average Toronto salary: $75000. Average Toronto condo price: $560,000. Living in your parent's basement forever: Inevitable
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Watchdog Group files ethics complaint alleging that Devin Nunes's financial filings failed to disclosure his ownership in 3 additional wineries, and of course, his majority shares of Amalgamated Grapefruit
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Over half of all new crypto-currencies offerings fail within 4 months. "Acquiring coins in an ICO and selling them on the first day is the safest investment strategy"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts warn that we may have just awoken the hibernating bear
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Another GOP Politician is found to be profiting handsomely off the mass detention of immigrants at the border. This time it's IL. Gov Bruce Rauner who owns companies that have contracts with ICE to provide medical services at detention centers
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Finally, proof that being ethical costs you money
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Thu July 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Have a 401(k)? Here are the only three times you can pull money from it
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross is tired of Pruitt getting all the attention and wants everyone to know he has been short selling stocks
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top U.S. vendor of coin laundry machines explores selling out for $3 billion, or 12 billion quarters. Check your pockets
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If Bruce Springsteen texts you requesting iphone gift cards to retrieve a gold investment in Dubai, it might be a scam
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business wants to see Russia sanctions lifted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Commerce Secretary is now openly admitting that he is betting against and profiting on the collapse of American companies. This is fine
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Mon July 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh look....it's the "You'll be eating cat food for retirement" article again
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another one? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if a Wells Fargo executive cheated at Go Fish against a four year old
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liberal malcontent Al Sharpton says that he tried discussing racial issues with Trump, but the conversations were painful, and they made him uncomfortable. Just kidding, GOP Senator Tim Scott said that. But he still has hope that Trump will change
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Property management companies holding on to cheap shopping mall real estate, hope to ride out this temporary e-commerce fad
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Mon June 25, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Trump: We'll put tariffs on EU steel. EU: We'll put tariffs on US Harleys. Harley-Davidson: Cool, we'll just build our bikes outside the US
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(Business Insider Deutschland)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a new debt crisis?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Battleswarm)
 
 
 
China's semiconductor play. And since this is the Business tab and no one is reading it, here's a message from Doctor Johnny Fever: BOOOOOOOGER
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley says her share of Elvis' $100M fortune is gone. Yup. My share is long gone too
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Commerce Sec Wilbur Ross "shorted" shares of his own company shortly after the NYTimes sent him questions about it and its ties to Russia for a story they were preparing. Which still makes him only the 3rd or 4th most corrupt cabinet official
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney decides that if it can't get all the money, it doesn't want any, cancels Star Wars spinoffs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the bright side, having inadequate savings is no longer a serious concern
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
The Sprint/T-Mobile merger will increase access, bring prices down, create jobs, and get you a date with T-Mobile girl
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
New ETF aims for 7% annual rate of return. Ticker symbol PNZE
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Sun June 17, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently dying at your desk is not a retirement plan, at least according to the literalists at the Washington Post
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon decides to apply his universal zero expertise to Bitcoin, the proverbial final nail in Bitcoin's coffin. Just change the name to Twitcoin or Dimwitcoin and we'll be all set
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving how in-touch the rich are with the average person, Kevin O'Leary says you should have your mortgage and student loans paid off by the time you are 45. You know, because most people buy a house at age 15
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Wed June 13, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Companies are deciding just to pocket their tax cuts instead of making investments because Trump won't shut his mouth about trade wars
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
You can become a millionaire at this age by saving this much money each year starting at this age. See how easy that is?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gold: Underperforming stocks by widest margin in 13 years. Bet you won't see that in any TV commercials
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Instead of buying Bitcoin, play this Bitcoin trading game so that you don't lose thousands of doll...become a milliona...billionaire...stay even...lose thousands
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Money markets are seeing their biggest inflows in 5 years. Get ready to hold on to your butts
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft to kill its Groove mobile music apps after finding it couldn't hang with Google and Apple's music store apps. Strange... Microsoft is usually excellent at hanging
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Mon June 04, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Oleg's horrible, terrible, no good, very bad, 2nd quarter. Steel and aluminium oligarchy is tanking along with his US investments: Manafort, Kushner, Cohen, Trump. His ex-wife also a problem. Raises the question, what about the trade wars? Good/bad?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Marlins' investment of $173 million in free agents over past 3 years has been unmitigated disaster, leading to fire sale and MLB-worst record. Here's how those decisions went down (spoiler: in many cases the baseball ops president wasn't involved)
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(Global Coin Report)
 
 
 
Does Dogecoin deserve to be a real cryptocurrency or should it stay as a joke? Such debate. Much jokes
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump hits China with tariffs on $50B worth of goods, investment restrictions. Ivanka must need more patents
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why do we as adults hate making sound financial decisions?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Imma' stop you there, subby accepted future ignoble death while working by 35. There are other options?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US firm that gave cash to Michael Cohen helped secure millions for Putin-linked oligarch. Nothing to see here folks, just another one of those very common coincidences
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifth Third Bank buys MB Financial for about Fourteen Thirds of an MB
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifth Third Bank buys MB Financial for about Fourteen Thirds of an MB
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers find that 20% of cryptocurrency offerings may be secretly fraudulent, while the other 80% are pretty open about it
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Astrologers say movement in Uranus shows it's a good time to squeeze out some profits in Bitcoin
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So remember that Qatari that got wrapped up in the Ice Cube civil case? The guy Avenatti was going on about? Turns out Kushner's getting a bailout by a company whose second highest investor is the Qatari Investment Authority, run by that guy
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We're seeing this halo effect, and we're excited. It has provided renewed interest in the City of Newark", marking the first time the words "halo" and "New Jersey" have been used together
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Hipster investment firm takes out $300 million from tip jar, unveils "The Craftory" to foster and incubate hipster consumer brands who challenge mainstream brands with anti-corporate craft alternatives. The logo sells itself
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how much money do you need to be considered wealthy in America?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
"As part of the divorce settlement, My client is demanding a share of her ex-husband's $1.4 million Bitcoin holdings...okay now it's $1 million...and now it's $500,000...okay, now she owes him money"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop is now bumping uglies with Scaramucci ex Kimberly Guilfoyle. At least they keep their STDs within a small group of people
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China suspects a vast international conspiracy of aliens and lizard people has stolen its much needed lithium
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'Future Meat Technologies' isn't just my Throbbing Gristle cover band, but a big new investment for Tyson Foods
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Mon May 07, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates on Bitcoiners: "You're not producing anything"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Gates on Bitcoiners: "You're not producing anything"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Goose that lays golden eggs gets sick of being chased around New York by liberals and flies to Nashville. Which has better food, better music and prettier women too
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Amazon to add another 3,000 jobs. In Canada. You probably don't know them
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Next-generation Toyota Corolla to be made in Mississippi, with promised $170 million investment in existing Toyota plant. There must've been some mighty fine tax breaks
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GNC to close 200 stores as company struggles to slim down
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are hoarding more money in their checking accounts, as they take advantage of the mega 0.06% interest rate
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are up 75% in April on news that...I don't know, video cards are back in stock at NewEgg?
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Overstock creates an ICO so you can buy a frankencycle that will never exist. The Aristocryptos
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share any unique superstitions you may have here, no matter how odd they may be
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, this FANG stock is really performing well. My investment has dou--aaaaaand it's gone
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's reaction to story about his real estate shell companies reveals that he has something in common with Alanis Morissette
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Sears CEO: "Sears must sell off profitable assets. Preferably to me"
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Corporate profits are at record highs while investment is middling. But don't worry, that next tax cut will supercharge hiring and wages
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck is selling its consumer goods to P&G so it can focus on its core competency: financially killing people through medicine
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook investor: "Maybe we should be taking risk into account"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification. Diversify. Diversification
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
HD Vinyl, for when you want hiss and pops in the clearest possible way
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Wed April 11, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK record label growth hits the same high it had during the height of Britpop, except this time there's no Oasis to drag everything down
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to retire by 40, even if you're 55
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US productivity growth slacking off
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The shipping industry is killing the country. No, not Amazon
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study shows that free trade and investment agreements with the US have been making Canadians fatter. So Trump may actually be doing Canada and Mexico a solid by cutting them off from the problem, giving America health insurance cash to the Super Rich
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Mon April 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In other news, somebody believes millennials got an average tax refund of $3000
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
That Russian Erik Prince met with in the Seychelles to set up a back channel? He is directly linked to the Putin Crime Family. No collusion, no collusion, etc
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Fri March 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
70% of Boomers are confident they can live solely off Social Security if they deplete their own savings
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Poll finds 62% percent of Americans think the US is headed in the wrong direction. If being on a road to nowhere in a clown car equipped with a broken moral compass and a fascist navigation system is wrong, subby doesn't want to be right
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"What better investment can one make for 60 cents than for a garment which has a double purpose, that of an under garment and one that is vermin proof?"
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey thinks that Bitcoin will be the world's single currency in ten years, joining unicorn farts as the source for renewable energy
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