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Thu May 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Record corporate profits don't contribute positively to the nation's economy
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Wed May 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It seems ESG stocks are kind of like organic food: not necessarily better for you or the world, and a lot of it is sold by bullshiatters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's looking to be dominated
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My girlfriend doesn't understand how her student loan works and rents a pricey apartment. I don't understand how divorce law works and will need a pricey atty. What if one of us decides to become vegan?
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Tesla stock losses top $575 Billion, with a B. Mostly due to Musk's "Twitter circus"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Young investors lose big in crypto market bloodbath. Subby feels their pain of being naive enough to think one can make easy money by doing nothing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Young investors lose big in crypto market bloodbath. Subby feels their pain of being naive enough to think one can make easy money by doing nothing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Knock on wood after losing the Midas touch
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Zelenskyy at Davos: "Support Ukraine, shun Russia, because it's the morally right thing." *collective yawns* "...and you can make a crapton of money helping us rebuild, accessing a market of 40 million Ukrainians & the Eurozone." *excited murmuring*
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump and his gang of grifters' real motivation to be in power has always been money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it OK to leave all of your money to an animal charity?"
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The average American now has $9,000 less in personal savings than they did last year, down to a shockingly low $62,086. Still, you should splurge every once in a while and treat yourself to a can of wet cat food. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
71-year-old man attempts to burglarize Yokohama bar, explains he needed the money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clearly, this will work out well
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least there is one measure of bipartisanship still in Congress. Insider trading to profit from bills being passed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's really starting to look like a bear market out there, so be careful at those rest stops
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA stands with all those fighting for social justice, equality and human rights in the world. *offer not valid in any country where we have significant financial investments with a totalitarian government
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WallStreetBets collects another hedge fund scalp. Sorry, Melvin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Following the collapse in technology stocks, high-tech startups are increasingly focused on actually making profits rather than growing at losses. Which they have done in every bubble
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Following the collapse in technology stocks, high-tech startups are increasingly focused on actually making profits rather than growing at losses. Which they have done in every bubble
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Thank you Mario, but part of our princess is in another castle. And another part is in yet another castle. Mistakes were made, Mario
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Victorian Plumbing predicts 'modest' growth in 2022 due to inflation affecting costs and prices of chamberpots, lead pipes, and stone troughs
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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corollary: Over 60% thought it was a great idea
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nets basketball player Kevin Durant is high right now
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Sat May 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things to know about crypto as the Great Meltdown continues. 1) It's a scam. 2) It's always been a scam. 3) It will always be a scam. 4) If confronted by someone who's white knighting it, goto 1
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thanks for playing, and please enjoy this lovely parting gift
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Candace Owens blames the baby formula shortage on Bill Gates
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Now that there's no longer a shortage of paper, Tiger Global's latest fund is a paper tiger
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs buys entire community of Cypress Bay because investment
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are a bunch of reasons for why crypto is crashing besides the fact that a bunch of networked computers maintaining the integrity of a linked list of nodes with no content doesn't provide anything useful to humanity
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Money manager for Russian oligarch decides Madison Cawthorn is a good investment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that you're all geezers ready for the dust bin, here are 5 things Millennials should know about Social Security
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Other than "Duke sucks," truer words are rarely spoken 'round these parts. 'obvious' tag off for a nice afternoon nap
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Thu May 05, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rouble no longer rubble
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lyft drops off some bad numbers and picks up an uber-crappy day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The U may be back
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What? You mean to tell us that car salespeople are less than truthful? Where's my fainting couch?
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Tue May 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite the loss of $24 billion due Russia, BP is happy to announce that their profits still more than doubled in the first-quarter. Meanwhile don't forget to bring a $50 bill for executives to light their cigars when you fill up your tank later
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good: "nearly risk-free" I-bonds paying a record 9.62%. Fark: inflation's now 8.5%
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vice is for sale
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vice is for sale
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Mon May 02, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Western Kentucky bourbon producer announces expansion. Rumors of a Curtis family reunion/tractor pull/wrasslin'-palooza have not been confirmed. Or denied
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Celebrity news publisher is not doing OK anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else - and bitcoin does all three"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Start with 2 million?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Texas tells investment groups that if they start acting responsibly, there'll be hell to pay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia's foreign minister just realized the West can see their domestic propaganda and maybe they should take it down a notch
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Fri April 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel CEO now expects chip shortage to dip into 2024. You submitted this with a cheesier headline
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Performative asshattery is easy to stage, but pretty much impossible to implement. But the Texas "boycott" was always just about the hat, and never about the cattle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer, sell your house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon so aggressive in hiding revenues from the tax man they reported a $4B Q1 loss
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Huawei sales drop like a 3rd party prepaid cell call
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pump a cap in yo ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Rock is about to make a whole lotta money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fidelity has heard the clamoring of customers to lose as much money as quickly as possible. Behold, the Bitcoin 401(k)
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL considering a Black Friday game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China cozies up to bear, bulls leave the shop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"NFTs Stolen After Bored Ape Yacht Club Instagram, Discord Hacked" headline means either the 2010s are in the past in this timeline, we're playing MadLibs again, or these are some really good drugs
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Sham tool will help people avoid getting scammed out of their vaporware
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Where does your retirement account stack up to the averages? Subby's is somewhere between 3 cans of tuna and 8 boxes of ramen
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hmm... maybe it's not just a publicity stunt after all
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yukon Cornelius is halfway to achieving his plan for global domination
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Tue April 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Subby isn't sure what's more laughable: That someone can make $300,000 on Fiverr or that a 29-year-old can buy three houses in Miami in less than a year
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Here's how to protect your retirement savings from soaring inflation, assuming you can finish digging those loose coins out of your couch cushions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College students, parents, teachers, and administrations are about to get a hard lesson in pricing when it comes to supply and demand
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College students, parents, teachers, and administrations are about to get a hard lesson in pricing when it comes to supply and demand
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No idea what category this belongs in but the tag is an easy choice
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(Coin Desk)
 
 
 
Cryptocoin Beanstalk gets jacked for $182M
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Here's a quick primer on the "greatest real estate investment vehicle around" -- private prisons
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least they did not let Musk buy The Onion
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least they did not let Musk buy The Onion
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
NFT sales down by 50%. Decline reportedly sparks moves from NFT owners to "search for alternative uses" for their tokens, which is a fascinating development in that it implies there was ever a use in the first place
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
A: Because the poor can't afford battalions of lawyers to make it a pain in the ass
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Tue April 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
70% of interns love to suck up to their boss
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Mon April 11, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
ARTICLE: Crypto for dummies. SUBBY: Yes it is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
$2 billion murderbucks. They went to Jared
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Sat April 09, 2022
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Father takes 4-year-old daughter down metal tube slide in new multi-million dollar playground. Should be safe, right?
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Some Newfoundlander)
 
 
 
We was told dere'd be no math, b'y
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley is worried that people worth $5.5 Trillion have fallen through the cracks of traditional banking services. Perhaps a free toaster might help them out in these trying times
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Quartz)
 
 
 
We apologize deeply for having to bring you here and tell your tragic tale of Big Oil during this troubled time of war. Please accept our condolences for being forced to benefit shareholders instead of consumers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New sponsorship deal means professional gaming team will have all the free condoms they need. Yes, that's zero, but still
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress plans to make big changes to 401k plans to make them more effective. Let's see, 3% of $7.25 @ 40hrs/wk = $8.70. That should get an upgrade from Kal Kan to Alpo
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman buys Subway. Creates jobs. When your kid rolls out of bed this afternoon, show them TFA
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What happens to your $100K NFT-based game assets when said video game shuts down? Exactly what everyone who's not an NFT-shill already knew
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What happens to your $100K NFT-based game assets when said video game shuts down? Exactly what everyone who's not an NFT-shill already knew
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Young people are the biggest "techno-optimists" in poll. Almost 100 percent of Boomers say they can't get the fax machine to work
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boomer and Xer music is killing it when it comes to streaming as those oldsters are getting more hip to the tech. The kids are starting to pick up on it too as they realize their music is mostly autotuned, formulaic crap that all sounds the same
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Sun April 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
*Holds envelope to head* "Student loan debt, sky-high rent, stagnant wages" *Opens envelope* "Why Millennials are not saving for retirement"
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The richest 1% increased their assets by $6.5 TRILLION in the last 12 months. If you raise taxes on them even by $0.01 it could totally destroy them
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Wed March 30, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
As god is my witness I thought oligarchs could fly to Turkey. Or at least sail their mega-yachts there. And they are
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As god is my witness I thought oligarchs could fly to Turkey. Or at least sail their mega-yachts there. And they are
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Crypto current seize)
 
 
 
"I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them"
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(Crypto current seize)
 
 
 
"I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Instead of politics and posing, Biden proposes $26 billion to get America to Mars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marijuana Opportunity Reinvestment and Expungement Act up for Congress vote this week. Maybe they should delay the vote until 4/20. You know. For luck
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Forex News)
 
 
 
China to Russia: New phone, who dis?
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(Forex News)
 
 
 
China to Russia: New phone, who dis?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
One more reason inflation sucks? Your home is now probably under-insured
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yeah, gamble it all, lose it all, die poor
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
We're beginning to deal with the virus. Dealing with pandemic-induced depressions? Not even close
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ExxonMobil to start mining operations globally
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Thu March 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ukraine invests heavily in the Russian Conflict Tank Market and sees a significant return on investment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Philip Morris says it's canceling all product launches in Russia and is working on plans to exit the Russia market. If you can't believe a tobacco company, who can you trust? *pinky swear*
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Wed March 23, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Five money-saving tips from a Tik Tok lawyer who always reads the fine print. Wait, a Tik Tok lawyer? Does that make them more or less qualified than the average Farker with a law GED?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Rich are nervous about the economy. Inequality? Nah, they don't give a shiat about that
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(US News)
 
 
 
Elon blames volatile market for inability to sell bonds backed by Tesla leases. Who knew constantly screwing around might ruin one's credibility?
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Firefly aims at its second attempt to misbehave in May and has made it clear that Ivanova is not welcome at their deep space franchise
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Burger Czar's operator in Russia refuses to close down any of the 800 restaurants, has vast selection of beetroots and cabbage on offer
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Forex News)
 
 
 
Russia warns that Bosnia and Herzegovina could face a massive influx of money, supplies, and support if they join NATO
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Billionaire supermarket CEO: Inflation will rise no matter what, so you might as well buy all the food now and drive those prices up even more
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas, West Virginia, Louisiana and Oklahoma are willing to pull pension funds from any company that divests from fossil fuels. There's cutting off your nose to spite your face, and then there's this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Take Russia out of the emerging markets, and investors are left with BICS. Veet Voojagig approves
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
The FTC and BBB warn that if you burn your life savings in a crypto scam, you probably won't ever get your money back, but give them a call anyway so we can all point and laugh at you
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
The FTC and BBB warn that if you burn your life savings in a crypto scam, you probably won't ever get your money back, but give them a call anyway so we can all point and laugh at you
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Tue March 15, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC takes its meme stock money and buys a gold mine. No, really, a literal gold mine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do you know Goldman Sachs has a lot of Russian investments? This is how you know Goldman Sachs has a lot of Russian investments
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Mon March 14, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Warning: Your gold investment may lose value...especially if thieves make off with 30 lbs of it from your home
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The EU's plan to ban crypto PoW mining goes down in flames allowing bitcoin to continue on
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Sat March 12, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
MA-based Dunkin' is halting further investments in Russia. How do you like them donuts?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The United States will designate Colombia as a major non-NATO ally. Get the FARC out of here
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King establishes a Russian no fry zone
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Problem: We have a car burglary problem at this popular location. Solution: Install fake cameras to deter break-ins. Problem: Fake cameras don't solve the problem. Solution: Real cameras. Because burglars really care if they are caught on camara
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Investment company becomes Schrodinger's Douchebag by posting "funny" ad campaign trolling workers going back to the office after working from home
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Sat March 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dow Jones to remove all Russian stocks from the stock market and downgrade them from "emerging market" to "potato"
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Fri March 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"I would highly suggest not to take any financial advice from people online that you've never actually shook hands with or met in person"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
With all these sanctions, the Russian war machine will have to grind to a halt soon, right? Yes. Well, actually, no
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House to security clearance applicants: smoking weed is no longer going to cost you a clearance. However INVESTING in Weed selling businesses, might
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
If you meet someone on a dating site and they start nudging you towards crypto, do the math
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Wed March 02, 2022
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
With the ruble in rubble the Moscow Exchange to remain closed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally, watchdog groups are realizing that crypto is a sham
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sanctioning Russia is so popular, even Russia is getting in on the action
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia: SWIFT? We don't need SWIFT. We built our own. With hookers and blackjack and crypto
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Mon February 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sid Meier is no fan of in-game monetization you chucklefarks
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bought in 2015 for 18.5 million dollars a luxury New York apartment was sold for $7.18 million in 2022. "It was the perfect storm of Covid and bad luck," says expert. Subby suspects it was in a bad neighbourhood
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Digital Gold collapses as cryptokiddies discover their imaginary internet money is completely worthless as a hedge against anything
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Tue February 22, 2022
(TooFab)
 
 
 
Tennessee woman who thought she'd found love and wealth ends up lonely and broke. Yes, of course cryptocurrency was involved
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
Tennessee woman who thought she'd found love and wealth ends up lonely and broke. Yes, of course cryptocurrency was involved
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(The Irish News)
 
 
 
Four tens of people are bad at mathing
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The mental health crisis that goes with crypto - other than believing in crypto
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of words to say it's a worthless waste of time, resources, energy, and money
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Tue February 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet "luckily" buys stock right before Microsoft "coincidentally" buys it out. It's not like he knows anyone who works at Microsoft or anything like that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the wedding, should you marry your money in a joint account? Here are three approaches: 1) no, 2) no, and 3) hell no
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Longview News Journal)
 
 
 
"They tell me McDonald's releases more carbon at the soda fountain than all of the coal plants in the United States" says the dumbest public utilities commissioner on the planet
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ratings for the Winter Olympics hit the slopes
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Wed February 09, 2022
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Byron Allen trying to buy Denver Broncos, would be NFL's first majority owner who was formerly a stand-up comedian. Oh, and first Black owner as well
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Tue February 08, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's almost as if studios know people aren't going to the theater anymore and are trying to recoup their investments in light of an ongoing pandemic
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Mon February 07, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel steps down from Facebook board to spend more time with blood from virgins
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel steps down from Facebook board to spend more time with blood from virgins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords
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Thu February 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This Millennial went from broke to having $109,000 thanks to NFTs. And if you get in the market now, you can experience the same, though not necessarily in the same order
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ted Decker named Home Depot CEO over Bob Painter, Sal Plumber, Richard Tool
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