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Thu December 13, 2018       Apple announces new $1 Billion campus in Austin. The 1,400 square-foot space in a strip mall will feature a couple dozen Apple Watches and some iMac Pro's, apparently source: theverge.com   |   share: 16   Mon December 10, 2018       Millennials you're going to get to be rich, we just don't know when yet source: bbc.com   |   share: 149         Today's unlikely Bitcoin prediction that will never come true is...*spins wheel* to kickstart the Bitcoin resurgence, Jeff Bezos will create his own cryptocurrency, which will presumably be called Bezocoin source: forbes.com   |   share: 19   Fri December 07, 2018       Marlboro maker Altria is making a 2.4 billion dollar investment in marijuana, unclear at this time if this is for personal use or if this indicates intent to sell source: apnews.com   |   share: 61         Four things to do to prepare yourself for the recession. Article includes downsizing your home now and working seven days a week plus nights source: money.cnn.com   |   share: 37   Thu December 06, 2018       Regardless of its provenance, turns out it only took £2 mil to buy your way into the UK, until today. Those golden visas are now slumbering source: reuters.com   |   share: 15         Regardless of its provenance, turns out it only took £2 mil to buy your way into the UK, until today. Those golden visas are now slumbering source: reuters.com   |   share: 15         Lance Armstrong says that sure, getting caught cheating was devastating for his career, and cost him lucrative endorsements, and millions in judgments he had to pay to his sponsors, but, he dropped $100k into Uber in 2009... so, he's all good, thanks source: cnbc.com   |   share: 100         Lance Armstrong says that sure, getting caught cheating was devastating for his career, and cost him lucrative endorsements, and millions in judgments he had to pay to his sponsors, but, he dropped $100k into Uber in 2009... so, he's all good, thanks source: cnbc.com   |   share: 100         If your local investment banker appears to be hungering for the soft pink goodness locked inside your head, I'd like to inform you that the U.S. yield curve just inverted source: reuters.com   |   share: 25         Milo Bannedfrompatreonpoulos source: theverge.com   |   share: 94   Tue December 04, 2018       Larry Kudlow doesn't see a U.S. Recession coming. In other news, he didn't see one coming in 2007 either. Time to reinforce your ammo, canned goods and collectible plate portfolio source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 36         Bus company Careem launches service in Egypt. Now, with Careem, Abdul goes far source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 46   Thu November 29, 2018       Warren Buffett may be Mr. America investor dude, but he likes cuts like GM just made. He saw them coming source: 2paragraphs.com   |   share: 38   Wed November 28, 2018 (Gen Lawrence)       A fascinating look at GenZ, who will make up 40% of consumers by 2020, and how their attitudes towards finance are unlike any generation before source: visualcapitalist.com   |   share: 34   Mon November 26, 2018       Bad: Brexit deal "as damaging to UK economy as losing Wales". Worse: They still have to keep Wales source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 45   Sat November 24, 2018       Looks like the recession is coming source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 132   Fri November 23, 2018       Yes, since somebody needs to think of the children when it comes to money source: pennlive.com   |   share: 16         There will be cryptocurrency named after rapper Old Dirty Bastard, and it's clear it will not be the sort of financial investment you'll want to fark with source: slate.com   |   share: 23   Thu November 22, 2018       Britain stockpiling millions of extra bottles of wine, possibly because of the Brexit or possibly because of the alcoholism source: theguardian.com   |   share: 9   Tue November 20, 2018       When asked why a rocket that won't leave the solar system is named the Starship, Musk replied 'We built this city on rock and roll.' source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 77         The Iraqi Dinar is the new Amero, the Bitcoin for the Trumpers. You know, fiscally conservative people who line up to hand their money to whatever snake oil salesman comes to town source: rawstory.com   |   share: 67   Mon November 19, 2018       An hysterical Liz Cheney demands the GOP prevent Democrats from reversing Trump's "business friendly" agenda. "Business friendly" is a euphemism for "anti-middle class" source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 69   Thu November 15, 2018       The world economy is so shaky that even the billionaires' are getting nervous source: cnbc.com   |   share: 12         While everyone is obsessing over the latest dumb thing Trump says or does, the stock market has been diving deeper into the shiatter with every passing day source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 96         Uber lost a billion dollars. In one quarter source: reuters.com   |   share: 41         Tinder head of product swipes left source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 2   Wed November 14, 2018       UK budget carrier FlyBe on the market. InvestorsBe remaining in the terminal source: phys.org   |   share: 6         Atlanta offered Amazon its own train car if HQ2 came to town. And if Amazon hit its jobs targets, they were gonna let Bezos put on a conductor hat and drive source: cnbc.com   |   share: 83         The sentient bow-tie controlling Tucker Carlson actually agrees with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on something source: yahoo.com   |   share: 71   Sat November 10, 2018       Hope all Farkers in California are safe. Please check in source: fark.com   |   share: 16   Fri November 09, 2018       Yelp shares tank after bad revenue ratings. Usually they're pretty good - don't know what happened this time source: phys.org   |   share: 8         Facebook headquarters plans expansion, presumably to accommodate their burgeoning Russian Wing source: thehill.com   |   share: 3   Wed November 07, 2018       Global energy-storage market will surge to cumulative 942 gigawatts by 2040, more than enough to travel through time source: latimes.com   |   share: 35   Tue November 06, 2018       401(k) account balances hit record high of $106,500. Slightly more than your Magic: The Gathering collection will earn you for retirement source: usatoday.com   |   share: 48         You've been defrauded out of $1K in Bitcoin and the FBI doesn't care. Do you: A) file a complaint with the DOJ; B) call your consulate; C) call in a bomb threat to the Miami airport; D) C, but repeat 50 times? source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 13   Mon November 05, 2018       Americans aren't remodeling like they used too, and that may be bad news for Lowe's and Home Depot source: msn.com   |   share: 82   Thu November 01, 2018       "start-up valuations are massively inflated" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         "start-up valuations are massively inflated" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 6         The stock market is in pretty bad shape source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 39   Fri October 26, 2018       This 100-year-old man has an impressive track to having $5 million in the bank and being retired for 40 years source: msn.com   |   share: 4   (Some Guy)       I resubscribed to TotalFark the other day for $5, but I only had $3 in my bank account so now this month will cost me $40. You people better be entertaining source: bankofamerica.com   |   share: 50   Wed October 24, 2018       As it turns out, Seattle's $15 minimum wage has not resulted in a smoking wasteland of depravity, tears, and economic hardship source: kiro7.com   |   share: 110         As it turns out, Seattle's $15 minimum wage has not resulted in a smoking wasteland of depravity, tears, and economic hardship source: kiro7.com   |   share: 110   Tue October 23, 2018 (Some Guy)       Your portfolio not doing too well lately? You might want to invest in the George Costanza portfolio source: aqr.com   |   share: 12         Today, in investment and market news: Forbes lists the top five ways to improve your chances of winning the lottery source: forbes.com   |   share: 7         When is 450,000 equal to 1,000,000? When 450,000 is an irrational number to begin with source: cnn.com   |   share: 53         Netflix goes $2 billion in debt to fund and create moar original content, which their proprietary algorithm will transmogrify into shows hopefully resembling the same old Netflix shows you binge today source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 36         Benetton founder dies at age 77. News spreads through entire fashion world since it's a very clothes knit community source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 14   Sun October 21, 2018       Amazon Prime has no more room to grow in the US source: ibtimes.com   |   share: 58   Thu October 18, 2018       With less than three weeks before the midterms, let's take a nice hard look at Governor Skeletor's corrupt closeted skeletons. Strike up the xylophone music source: nytimes.com   |   share: 22   Wed October 17, 2018       US named the world's most competitive economy, is immediately sued source: cnbc.com   |   share: 3         Let's see how indicted congressman Chris Collins' fundraising efforts are going these days... oh... *snicker*... that's too bad *snicker* source: rollcall.com   |   share: 40         Eddie Lampert is holding "town hall meetings" with Sears employees telling them there's still hope. He's like a football coach with no playbook and unmotivated players source: cnbc.com   |   share: 28   Sun October 14, 2018       "How Sears killed itself, explained in one number" source: yahoo.com   |   share: 95   Sat October 13, 2018       Journalists from the around the world are Khashogging their travel plans to cover Saudi Arabia conference source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 31   Fri October 12, 2018       Five Eyes builds coalition to counter China and Russia. No word yet on Big Mouth and Six Chin's reactions source: reuters.com   |   share: 37   Thu October 11, 2018       Book your tickets now for Fyre Festival 2023. It could be earlier if the promoter gets out on good behavior source: pagesix.com   |   share: 21         Oh look, the value of Bitcoin babies plunged again and just like that, $13 billion is gone (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 71   Wed October 10, 2018       Let's ask Wall Street's top investment bank about draining the swamp source: cnbc.com   |   share: 7         Rampant New York Real-estate speculation ended up diminishing value of property source: boingboing.net   |   share: 18   Tue October 09, 2018 (Some Guy)       Brazilian currency up, expected to rise further on news that Brazil will abolish democracy on October 28. Subby needs more cachaça source: fxstreet.com   |   share: 11   Mon October 08, 2018       Not news: Poor teen struggles to find work. News: Goes to the richest neighborhood in London and knocks on every door asking for advice. Fark: Gets job at top investment firm source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 48         Number of 401(k) millionaires is now up to 168,000. Finally, those people have enough money saved to drop their retirement age from 93 back to 91 source: wkyc.com   |   share: 34   Sun October 07, 2018       "What you need to know before investing in cryptocurrency" - aside, of course, from "don't invest in cryptocurrency" source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 39   Fri October 05, 2018       "Like Lehman, we think the deception is about to catch up to TSLA," says the guy that saw Lehman's collapse coming source: cnbc.com   |   share: 35         The IMF says another world financial crash may be coming. This is not a repeat from who knows how many times this has been said before source: msn.com   |   share: 36   Thu October 04, 2018       Yields on bonds are a referendum on what kind of credit risk investors feel a country is. The lower the yield, the better the risk. Under Obama, US T-Bill yields were often actually negative numbers. Right now, however, those rates are soaring source: cnn.com   |   share: 52         Sears to issue Holiday Bonuses 2 days before Christmas. Wait, did I say Holiday Bonuses? I mean pink slips source: aol.com   |   share: 51   Wed October 03, 2018       The reason why it costs so much to raise a child is because your snowflake NEEDS to have a farting-unicorn-themed party, complete with jumpys, full catering, and whatever kind of creepy anime centaur clown that other thing is source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 165   Sun September 30, 2018       Five sensible things to do if you win $500 million lottery. No mention of how insensibly you'll spend the money source: forbes.com   |   share: 124   Wed September 26, 2018       Aurora Cannabis is becoming the Berkshire Hathaway OF WEED, gives new, like, meaning to buffet, man source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 6         When asked in a survey how much money they have in their savings accounts, most Americans responded, "What's a savings account?" source: usatoday.com   |   share: 43   Fri September 21, 2018       Owner of a sandwich chain meets with the Donald Trump for a photo op and sales immediately go up bigly. Or, you know, they go down 40%, never recover and now they are closing all of their stores source: washingtonian.com   |   share: 105         Forbes seems to think the latest iPhone killer is from Nokia, which is apparently still in business source: macworld.com   |   share: 15   Wed September 19, 2018       Those people who shorted marijuana stocks, what in God's name were they smoking and how do I get some? source: investopedia.com   |   share: 13   Tue September 18, 2018       Funding secured source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 8   Sat September 15, 2018       An otherwise very smart business leader actually believes that "sanity will prevail" in the Trump White House. Stupid, Asinine, Facepalm tags duke it out while Unlikely sneaks in for the win source: cnbc.com   |   share: 51   Thu September 13, 2018       Obvious: Bank will not repay taxpayers. Obvious II: Banker makes no mention of taxpayer funded bonuses when explaining why source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 12   Tue September 11, 2018       The Lehman diaspora forced Wall Street types out of their ancestral lands and into the wilderness. "Having an assistant is becoming a rare thing" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14         Are you close to becoming a millionaire? This chart will show you source: msn.com   |   share: 32   Mon September 10, 2018       If we had a recession, but no one was around to see it, would it still be Obama's fault? source: seekingalpha.com   |   share: 13   Tue September 04, 2018       The emerging market crisis is back. And this time it's serious. I'm super serial source: msn.com   |   share: 3   Sat September 01, 2018       And the winner of Amazon's new HQ2 that will gain 50,000 jobs and $5 billion in investment is ...Virginia? source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 41   Wed August 29, 2018       3 Wisconsin companies and Foxconn pledge $100 million to make Milwaukee a global tech hub that could one day rival Indianapolis source: venturebeat.com   |   share: 25         Is there a (fairly old) invention or concept that you believe, if you had the ability to go back in time and kill the person who invented it, that it would still not have become a thing by today source: seattlepi.com   |   share: 68   (Coindesk)       There are currently over 200 active investigations in to various crypto currencies and ICO schemes if you were wondering where all the coin shills have run off to source: coindesk.com   |   share: 32         Teresa May prepares to concede to reparations for One Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and maybe even Grenada source: qz.com   |   share: 36   Tue August 28, 2018       Top Performing Hedge Fund: We Believe Elon Musk Is "Likely" To Go To Jail. Oh, BTW, we have 98% of our short positions in TSLA. Why do you ask? source: valuewalk.com   |   share: 23         Having dozens of tax-sheltered hedge funds in the Cayman Islands with a potential value of $62 million isn't that unusual if you're a corporate CEO or wealthy investor. It might be more unusual if you're the Governor of Florida, right Rick Scott? source: miamiherald.com   |   share: 27   Mon August 27, 2018       Legg Mason to pay $34mil for greasing palms source: reuters.com   |   share: 5   Fri August 24, 2018       Chicago has an BRILLIANT 'new' idea to cover its ever-mounting pension obligations: Sell bonds source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 52   Tue August 21, 2018       Because they haven't been doing enough cartwheels on the beach, PETA decides to go after animal crackers source: usatoday.com   |   share: 67         One statement sums up the second wave of crypto currency investors. "I thought we were 'sticking it to the man' ... But I think 'the man' had already caught on, and had an exit strategy" source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 32         *knock knock* "Who's there?" "Breast milk delivery" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 17   Mon August 20, 2018       Army announces its plans to test body armor made from spider silk. Officials say they expect most of the time will be spent working out the bugs source: upi.com   |   share: 34   Sun August 19, 2018       Q: So why didn't IBM's Watson cure cancer? A: Because that sort of investment doesn't pay as well as winning Jeopardy source: slate.com   |   share: 59   Sat August 18, 2018       Reasons to feel personally depressed - #73: A record number of people have at least $1 million in their 401(k) accounts source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 96   Fri August 17, 2018       7 of the biggest financial problems millennials face that their parents didn't. List fails without including #8: their parents source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 58         Top 100 cryptocurrencies ranked by stupidity-adjusted return source: medium.com   |   share: 13         Trump hires an investment banker to run a science agency Trump wants to shut down. Of course he does source: sciencemag.org   |   share: 37   Thu August 16, 2018       This family of three is getting by in San Francisco....and they don't work source: msn.com   |   share: 31         Kobe Bryant must be good at investing, where a $6 million investment turns into $200 million source: espn.com   |   share: 20   Wed August 15, 2018       The cryptocurrency market has shed more than $600 billion from its peak. What happened? How did the bloom fall off the tulip? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 35

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