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headlines found matching 'Internet'
Sun July 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Hillary arrested for racism Attack on putTableName in Rural Voter Family attack against 2016 election victory." These are the Russian bots deceiving the dumbest segment of the electorate
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The internet has maintained a Futurama joke about the Neutral Planet President for over a decade. One way or the other, I have no strong feelings about this
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DARPA and the Pentagon are *not* working on any secret mind control weapons. Totally Fake News. I mean you're not even reading this on the internets. You're thought you heard about from someone whose cousin said they saw it from a neighbor in Canada
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a "bored lonely housewife" looking for sexy time on the internet
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
News: Colorado Congress critter introduces bill to restore Net Neutrality. Fark: He's a Republican
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These 10 polite habits you might do at a restaurant are actually disliked by restaurant staffers. But then again, if we are tipping them big they should tolerate it, right?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
WeWork takes a stand for Planet Earth, refuses to comp business meals that include meat. "Avoiding meat is one of the biggest things an individual can do to reduce their personal environmental impact... even more than switching to a hybrid car"
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 "internet problems" that existed long before the internet
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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The fallacy of "don't feed the trolls": what truly derails any given thread or conversation lies not in a given response to trolls, but the very troll who is trying to derail in the first place
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sorry to break this to you fad dieters, but ancient hunter-gatherers didn't all eat paleo ... though they did like Crossfit, apparently
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(Some Kielbasa Guy)
 
 
 
Sam's Club ups the ante in the Great Polish Dog War of 2018
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Early Americans loved waffles before they were hip and trendy, threw 'waffle frolic' parties just to celebrate their love of the waffle
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Fri July 13, 2018
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Google's latest Chrome version will now be more like Internet Explorer to help protect you from Spectre
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Experts evaluate the effectiveness of parental locks and porn filtering software, conclude that if you put a little hat on a snowball it can last a long time in hell
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You can always make extra money by selling your hair, playing chess, or renting yourself out as somebody's friend
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The likely next U.S. Supreme Court justice has no idea how the internet works
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Russian government-controlled Internet Research Agency has created more than 50 "sleeper" sites that appear to be legit local news sites and are currently publishing 100% true local news stories and amassing thousands of regular readers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kiké Hernandez & his fiancée Mariana's engagement photos are the best things you'll see all day. And definitely begging to be captioned and photoshopped
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump gets lost while giving Melania a tour of the plane. "I don't know how he gets lost, but he does. Air Force One is...no different from any other commercial 747 in that there's one narrow hallway that takes you from the front to the back"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, let's look at those Peter Strzok texts, shall we
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Manafort just can't help himself from doing things he shouldn't be doing, even while in jail
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Tue July 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Americans are sick and tired of passwords and security questions
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenage girl arrested for trying to gain Instagram followers. At least somebody is taking steps to rid the world of internet celebrities
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
The Mars Rover has been going strong for fifteen years and counting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA like their survey questions like they like their guns: loaded
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walking for Dummies
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
World Cup goalkeeper used Twitter to track down a fan and give him the shirt off his back. Stay classy Simon
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Alexa, is football coming home?" 'It's coming home' memes flood the internet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"... and the internet ruined it"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George Hamilton to portray Colonel Sanders on 'General Hospital'. No word if he'll play a patient being treated for skin cancer or clogged arteries
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
South African KFC beautifully trolls Brazilian soccer star Neymar
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Henry Winkler tweets about his fishing trip. "AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Henry Winkler tweets about his fishing trip. "AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thai soccer team caught in cave to get fiber-optic internet. Subby would be happy to get DSL
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A subreddit with over 300,000 members dedicated to Thanos from "Avengers: Infinity War" is preparing to ban half those members at random
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Whoever picked Louisiana as the first state to start taxing internet sales after Wayfair step up and collect your prize (-5.2% sales tax)
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Wed July 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gaze in wonder at the world's most beautiful libraries. For younger FARKers, libraries are buildings where the paper internet lives
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Francis Scott Key famously wrote 'The Star Spangled Banner' after watching the bombardment of Fort McHenry. Meanwhile, I get distracted from writing by internet cat videos. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, bombs bursting edition
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The bizarro new proposed EU copyright regs would effectively make web site operators directly responsible for user posts -- for some sane comments about this, click here --
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Virgin Broadband UK is giving away 16 bottles of wine with an internet package. Comcast doesn't even give its customers a bottle of lube
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Alex Jones makes Twitter a better place for once
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psssst...wanna buy some jean shorts for $385? guaranteed to make your friends flip
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's not news because a woman killed a black giraffe and sparked outrage on the internet. It's Fark for being referred to in article as "Hunter Tess Thompson"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dan Gilbert manages to write LeBron a goodbye letter without comic sans
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain will never ever forgive Trump for attacking her father
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are here to ruin The Incredibles 2 for everyone [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun July 01, 2018
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Child answers all 3 math questions correctly, but still gets marked incorrect because of something called "repeated addition strategy." This just doesn't add up
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is he lying. Or is he genuinely this stupid. Either way, maybe it's time for that mental fitness conversation again
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fox News checked to see if the ideology of the Capital Gazette indicated they deserved to be shot; Hannity blamed it on Maxine Waters anyway
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Listen to Real Americans threaten journalists
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Drake acknowledges his son on new album. I guess this means something to some folks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists can now use a brain scan to determine your IQ. Well, not you. You know yours is at least in the 130-140 range based on an internet test you took at 3 AM when you were drunk and not even interested in the result
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Sign language translator has too good a time interpreting songs for deaf patrons at Lamb of God concert. This brings up so many new questions. (with video)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Kevin Mitnick (famous for his high-profile arrest for hacking in 1995) shows you how to go invisible online
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time releases their list of the 25 most influential people on the internet. Come for the "Who?" stay for the "Gah, not this asshole"
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook: hey you remember that fleet of giant solar-powered Drones we were going to build to bring the Internet to remote communities all over the world? Yeah We just remembered we're a social media company, not an aerospace one, so, nevermind
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Facebook testing feature that lets you block any subject from your News Feed. Like Trump. Or blockchain. Or Kardashian. Or Game of Thrones spoilers
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The Prince of Farking Darkness bloody hated filming The Osbournes
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder why Republicans are often compared to as Nazis? Just some crazy over exaggeration? Or is it really that bad? Here's another example to make you think
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed discovers the Greater Internet Farkwad Theory, blames internet
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CBS streaming deal with NFL now includes mobile. Yes, you can watch Super Bowl LIII on your phone
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
The girlfriend in the 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme shows off her O-face in ads again and again and again and again
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are six towns that are so cheap that you literally don't have to work to live there
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internet to be turned off for an entire country because: a) net neutrality rules b) prevent copyright infringement or c) school exams?
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The worst of the internet has embraced the "womp womp." Womp womp
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Manafort find his way out of jail? Will Cohen flip harder than Flipper on crack? Will Donnie admit to crimes against humanity? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt is so bad at his job that he has sent only one email from his official address to accounts outside of the EPA. I'm afraid this dumb "thing" is the least of criminal Scott Pruitt's worries. Does Trump know any non-criminals?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Any Farkers here want to help Patton Oswalt out?
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Google stands up for revenge porn
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
When a service dog approaches you without its owner you should A) Feed it bacon B) Throw it a ball C) Seek out help immediately for the dog's owner, who's inevitably in medical distress somewhere nearby
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man asks his girlfriend to text him World Cup updates, gets more than he bargained for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man asks his girlfriend to text him World Cup updates, gets more than he bargained for
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
It's surprising how many trolls forget that if Twitter knows who they are, the police can find out too
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The best obituary of the year. Written by Mike Godwin. For hippie-era AND internet-era icon J. P. Barlow. Cool tag goes supernova leaving a dense herotronium core
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Get ready for the 'internet of cows' - www.2cows1cup.com, www.xxxxudders.com, www.bovineuniversity.com etc
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager infected with rare and long-forgotten disease "cow pox"
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some tweets age beautifully
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Microsoft announced the end of "forum support" for Windows 7, Windows 8.1, Windows RT, Microsoft Security Essentials, Internet Explorer 10, Office 2010, Office 2013, Surface Pro, Surface Pro 2, Surface RT, Surface 2, Microsoft Band and The Zune
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The assholes of the internet continue to explore new lows in human behavior by making 14-year-old actress Millie Bobby Brown quit Twitter by bombarding her with homophobic memes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The horse's face says it all
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember, the internet never forgets, especially tweets
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Major broadband ISPs pinky-swear that they have no plans to limit or throttle broadba
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm Eric. I like the Wendy's Big Mac
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai the latest to use the warning as an instruction manual
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🥒? 🤢
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
All accredited journalists at the Kim/Trump Summit get a free USB fan. Go ahead and plug it in. What could go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman arrives in Singapore. Cast of Jersey Shore likely en route
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Micheal Avenatti is a master troll
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The EU is determined to get itself cut off from the rest of the Internet
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what your neighbor is doing or thinking? Here are 10 things that your neighbor will never tell you
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Pee video leads to felony charges. No, not that one
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
John Kelly to Staff: Don't farking email me or each other ever again
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
The 100 Best Sci-Fi TV Shows of All Time. Because what better way is there to spend your Friday than fixing something wrong on the Internet?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose pig causes drama on Dallas highway. Jerry Jones was safely returned to the Ranch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once it was the biggest social network; now it's a ghost town. But for a handful of hardcore losers ... er, users ... Myspace remains essential
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Wed June 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finally, Internet for SpongeBob
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Vila is now sub-tweeting our government, because 2018 needs someone who knows how to rebuild
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
[Dtrump@wh.gov] FW:FW:FW:FW: Shocking truth about SPYGATE the Mainstream Media won't tell you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MyHeritage adds 'A history of being pwn3d by hackers' to 93 million user accounts
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This 2005 Ford GT is up for insurance auction. Make sure to bring a dustpan
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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Mon June 04, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies?
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anyone need a new band name? Teen Vogue has your new one: "vaginal panic attack"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Duplantis suddenly discovers the internet: says he's not asking followers to buy him a $54 million private jet. He just wants them to 'believe' the aircraft into existence
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Loss and Found
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the USA Really website is the Russian Internet Research Agency, but the USA Really website is the Russian Internet Research Agency
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Of all the places to look for sanity, the internet has to be the worst
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵It's from Kim Jong Un🎵
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite robot, a giant hamburger piloted by people dressed as condiments, fights a giant spatula with a face on Battlebots tonight. Truly it is a great time to be alive. LGT: the fight card
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Fri June 01, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Would you pay 5 cents per day to move to Uganda and use Twitter?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is there an internet law named for this yet? "There is always a tweet" just doesn't have that certain je ne sais quoi (not safe for work)
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Apparently Vermont will pay you $10,000 to move there and work remotely. Bonuses: gorgeous landscapes, great ski slopes-and a rapidly shrinking tax base. Downside: there are way too many old people
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Another day, another fake ghost image on the internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're going to need a new nickname for "Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza"
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Video of Ukrainian agents calmly snatching suspect in Arkady Babchenko case as he walks down sidewalk
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The remains of a man trying to escape the volcanic eruption of Mount Vesuvius nearly 2,000 years ago were found in Pompeii, Italy, this week, and the photographs have become a meme. Why would people do this? Because the internet is a bad place"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The remains of a man trying to escape the volcanic eruption of Mount Vesuvius nearly 2,000 years ago were found in Pompeii, Italy, this week, and the photographs have become a meme. Why would people do this? Because the internet is a bad place"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, it certainly looks like Meltdown May is progressing
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants to Toronto Blue Jays: I'll see your Russell Martin starting at shortstop and raise you Pablo Sandoval starting at 2nd base
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Doctor charged with selling homeopathic sound waves to cure Ebola. Tag is as much for customers as it is for the "doctor"
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Once again proving that porn will save us all, Pornhub launches its own VPN service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1990s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone? I want to use the internet. 2010s: Hey mom, can you get off the phone?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If it's on the internet, it must be true
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A reminder why they're banned on military installations: ZTE and other cheap cell phones come with malware pre-installed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cancels June 12 summit with North Korea. Hold on to your butts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FYI: Trump will be live on Fox and Friends again Thursday at 6am EDT. I'm sure this will be a calm and reasoned discussion about dignified statecraft (Correction: interview was pre-recorded)
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Check out this tweet from Yank Schrader ... oops, I mean Hank Schrader
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Growing sinkhole on White House lawn. Michael Cohen offers $130,000 to shut it up
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So this happened somewhere, is this the most perfect internet video ever?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Because they get in the way of his calls to Pootie babie
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Economist)
 
 
 
Internet makes you crazy. Now, with science
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The last paragraph of this article explains why Google removed the 'Do no evil' clause. Something about 'we rig the first 4 pages of search results' sums it up
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Please note: while there are many effective ways to sabotage your own legal defense, copyrighting your homemade child porn is high on that list
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you ask the Internet to design your flag, of course you're going to end up with a marijuana leaf in the middle of it
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Air Force tries to be hip and relevant with a "yanny vs. laurel" reference in a tweet about an attack on the Taliban. Fail tag shrugs, puts on its best Fonz cosplay
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Name the muppet that was your favorite as a child and for the next 10 minutes I will tell you your weaknesses" C'mon farkers, we can do this better
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Having mastered baseball and broadcasting, Keith Hernandez starts his third career: Cat video producer
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Thu May 17, 2018
(myAJC)
 
 
 
A look at what's wrong with the Internet. Suspiciously absent: Fark.com
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Evil geniuses put doggo in a motion capture suit, breaks Internet with anticipation of digital game
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pooping on the floor and flinging it at the counter staff probably won't get you your donuts any faster. Probably
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pooping on the floor and flinging it at the counter staff probably won't get you your donuts any faster. Probably
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The next Internet black/blue dress is audio. Do you hear "Yanny" or "Laurel"?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The next Internet black/blue dress is audio. Do you hear "Yanny" or "Laurel"?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
Puppies reach peak cuteness at eight-weeks of age. Here comes the cute science
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
First trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody released. Oh....you...pipe down while I pelt you with my coin
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
White people's bland food isn't just an Internet meme. It's a centuries-long obsession
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MI-Fi, like Wi-Fi but insists on showing you where you are by pointing to a spot on your right palm. Look, Michiganders are weird with giving directions, okay?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Over the years, Toys-Я-Us bought up a bunch of sketchy domain names to protect their brand, and now they're available. "I'm sure they were laughing and drinking Red Bull and then just came up with every iteration they could"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"I don't know how to waste time on the internet anymore". Article actually mentions Fark by name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Avenatti drops the hammer on Cohen's bullshiat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Advice on how to start having more sex
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Labrador mix snaps doggie group selfie (w/ must-see pic)
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Sat May 12, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Alex Jones hypnotized by Childish Gambino's gyrating hips in "This is America." Er, I mean he studied it closely to warn you all about the Scary Negro Voodoo Dancing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you shave your body hair to please your partner? This woman thinks you shouldn't have to, and now the internet is overreacting to her personal choice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
13-year-old orders a horse on the internet, has it delivered to her grandmother's back yard. And you thought your kid's in-app purchases were bad
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Fri May 11, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery
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(Some Stix)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy playing Megadeth's 'Hanger 18' using coat hangers instead of drumsticks
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Name: I am Groot. Address: I am Groot. E-mail: I am Groot. Phone Number: I am Groot
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Name: I am Groot. Address: I am Groot. E-mail: I am Groot. Phone Number: I am Groot
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
FOX decides not enough people have been deriding them for canceling great shows lately, doubles-down with an 86 for the 99
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Thu May 10, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Steam app will let you play all your games on your phone via Wifi or more of Freeman's magic
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man visits porn site, gets following email:"Given Above mentioned software forced selfie camera of yours notebook computer. And this way I have black PR package against you. On that vidoerecord [sic] you flog the dummy"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
The four horsemen of the softpocalpyse ride again. Windows 10, Internet Explorer, Office and VB Script all contribute to a new 0-day vulnerability
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hawaii working on its Krakatoa impression
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Battle for the Net)
 
 
 
The battle for net neutrality isn't lost. Keep fighting. Contact your lawmakers to save net neutrality
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Oh you wanted our Roku app to actually work? You have to switch to our internet service. Why would you think that any ISP would do? This isn't a neutral internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cocaine Mitch just won Twitter, sticking it to Blankenship
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The internet sends their thoughts and prayers to AT&T after it's revealed they got tangled up with Michael Cohen
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Experts: Hackers broke into Alaska's election system in 2016. Government: No biggie
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you're not a fan of using Google Play Music to manage and listen to podcasts, you can still get your podcasts in Android without having to install a third-party app
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Mon May 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Attention celebrities: if you wish to perform the National Anthem prior to a sporting event, please a) learn the words, b) learn the song, and c) did we mention learn the words?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The internet's largest Kanye West fan forum is having some difficulty processing recent events in KanyeLand
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welcome to LeBronto
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you'd like to update Geocities site, today is your lucky day. You can yell at those kids on your lawn later
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Tech companies and websites pledging support to Red Alert for Net Neutrality. Is Fark included? You betcha
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Thu May 03, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anarchy in the NY WiFi
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Anarchy in the NY WiFi
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
In this year's season opener, it's Yellowstone bison 1, clueless tourists 0
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How are you celebrating Dennis Miller Wednesday?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Janelle Monáe says she's 'working on' mass producing those 'Vagina Pants'. Oh goody
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kanye West 2006: George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West 2018: Trump is great and slavery was a choice
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is what happens when you drink a glass of wine every night, so go ahead and have some chardonnay if you like
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Telegram is now banned in Iran, no word on camels and buggies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The year before the 2016 election, voting machine vendor ES&S updated its DS200 scanners-used in WI, Ohio, & MI -to include CELLULAR MODEMS that, per IT expert Appel, make it easy for a "man-in-the-middle" hacker to alter votes as they are uploaded
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The year before the 2016 election, voting machine vendor ES&S updated its DS200 scanners-used in WI, Ohio, & MI -to include CELLULAR MODEMS that, per IT expert Appel, make it easy for a "man-in-the-middle" hacker to alter votes as they are uploaded
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is this prom dress gorgeous or offensive? Hey, at least we're not arguing about the color
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Put on your robe and wizard hat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do actions in a porn video become known to religious fundamentalists?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
'Incognito mode' doesn't actually mean you are fully incognito. Next you're going to tell me the 'turbo button' doesn't actually mean your computer goes into turbo speed
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Coal Mine Killer" Blankenship takes McConnell to the racist wood chipper in response to McConnell-supported attack ads against him
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Because normal mobile phone fishing games are too namby-pamby, Japan unveils "god-level" fishing game Fishing Strike for serious gamers only. Admire boobalicious babes, Satriani-esque guitar work, and great white sharks. Goddam
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Another day, another zero-day exploit for Internet Explorer
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
SmugMug acquires Flickr for $12 and a sack of magic beans
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Republican Michigan senate candidate calls Parkland terror attack survivor David Hogg a "crisis actor paid by CNN" to sow confusion
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Congress: "We already pay money to go through airport security faster, so why not have the same for the internet?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia accidentally hacks Russia
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority says that they've exhausted their pool of free IP addresses. For real this time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I think this will blow over in a day or two." Oh hi, racist Tennessee mayor. Welcome to the internet
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician ridiculed for claim that ancient texts show India invented the internet. In his defense there are an awful lot of depictions of the Kama Sutra on the net
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think you are not in good shape? You might actually be if these things apply to you
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"And now the Billboard nominees for "Top Rap Female Artist" category are; the 'Cash me ousside' girl, Nicki Minaj, Cardi B". Wait, WHAT?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia bans 1.8 Million IP addresses to stop Telegrams. Why didn't they just cut the wires?
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Torque News)
 
 
 
Ford Mustang celebrates its 54th birthday. Don't you wish you ponied up the $2,368 for an original one in 1964?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
25,000 people march for science in Seattle. Anti-science march to be held as soon as organizers figure out how to communicate without the internet or telephones
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity doesn't think much of a President that bombs Syria and then goes golfing
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Sat April 14, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In light of the recent scandals and growing concerns involving data privacy, Yahoo would like you to know it doesn't give a crap about your privacy and is harvesting everything, including your personal email
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump needs to find a distraction. Announcement from the White House at 9pm Eastern
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Thu April 12, 2018
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing running car from outside grocery, impersonating Grumpy Cat
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(Le Monde diplomatique)
 
 
 
Problem: The Internet is broken. Solution: Blockchains
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says Fake News is a product of Hell, which apparently is back to existing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine ways to meet men that don't involve online dating. Because apparently we've forgotten how to go out and do things in the age of the internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just someone with a nightly TV show and sometimes the ear of the President asking if the state security apparatus needs to be "purged" of those disloyal to our leader for the good of the country
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
European Commission raids British headquarters of Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Only if you and your attorney conspire to commit a crime. Then you're technically correct, Mr. President, which is the most corrupt form of correct
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan's persecuted Christians to be memorialized in Nagasaki church. America's persecuted Christians, in contrast, are free to flood TV, radio, and Internet with concerns about atheism, sharia law, and Hollywood Jews
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Sun April 08, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Football returns to the field, wows players and scouts, and also breaks the internet. So... good job?
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you want to protect your privacy on the internet, it would appear your only option is to move to western Montana, use a typewriter, and live on potatoes
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
City of Perth gets PwnHub'd
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would you spend your 24 hours? Walmart, Ikea, Chuck E. Cheese?
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
A contender for dumbest online petition ever calls for casting Meryl Streep as Princess Leia in the next Star Wars movie to honor Carrie Fisher's legacy. Fark: it has 11,000 signatures
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welp, there goes some top administrators from the EPA. Tick tock, Scott
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
The Russian Spy who got the "nerve agent surprise" in the UK? He was investigating CamAnal, SCL group, Internet Research Agency, and AIQ for their roles in both the Brexit vote as well as Trump's campaign. *Knock knock*, Donnie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian Postal Service's new drone program runs into a problem
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/4): Frank Miller returns to write his Goldust prequel, Xerxes. Plus new Judge Dredd, Joker vs. Joker, delivering information in the broken-internet age, and Batman vs. Deathstroke over the paternity of Damien. Loser gets to keep him
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The great breakfast debate rages on - How do you cut your toast? Triangular or Rectangular?
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Brave hero's sacrifice prevents 150 suckers from buying a $1,169 collectible plastic doll
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Villanova star thinks he'll stay one step ahead of the media by deleting old tweets using the n-word. But TMZ knows all and hides nothing
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donte's Inferno
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
1.one.uno.ichi
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be Hail to the Victors or Super 'Nova? Will this game determine if you win your office pool? We may remember the Alamo, but will you remember this game? It is your NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship. Tip-off is at 9:20 PM ET on TBS
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
Is boba tea destroying your children's future?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Having destroyed net neutrality, the FCC is now proposing to limit a program that provides internet for low income Americans, because, I mean, really, what do you need the internet for, other than to find a new job, or acquire new skills
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Why is it that April Fools' Day is the one day a year where we view what we read on the internet with skepticism? We should be viewing all guinea pigs with skepticism
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Sun April 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Before the men take the court on Monday, we have the NCAA Women's National Championship for basketball. Will it be Notre Dame? Or do you have Mississippi State in this one? Tip-off is at 6pm EDT on ESPN
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Sat March 31, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So wait a minute, this guy got rich playing 'Fortnite'?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Someone tweets that a single strand of spaghetti is a spaghetto, and people lose their minds. Wait till they try to figure out what a SpaghettiO is
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame put the 1 in the UConn women's 36-1 season
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In something that reads like an In Living Color skit, a porn site has launched a 'cock-blockchain cryptocurrency'. And promises 'to put the ass back into crypto-assets'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like someone at the Washington Post overdosed on her snark pills this morning
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Is this the dumbest thing ever to be published by the New Yorker? Did someone think this was funny?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is going to put up more than 4 thousand satellites so he can start his own world wide internet service. Finally, Comcast and Time Warner are shaking in their monopoly boots
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast is fine with net neutrality as long as their services are faster
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So who will win the right to say that they are #69 in all of the land? Will Penn State blast away the Utes? Or will the Utes slay the Nittany Lions? It is your NIT Championship Game thread, tip-off is at 7pm EDT on ESPN2
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC posts a Jeopardy clue on Twitter, winds up getting an education in mockery
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(Rocky Mountain Collegian)
 
 
 
"Does pineapple on pizza?"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Fiber optic terahertz computer chips now within reach, cutting Windows boot up time to mere minutes
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken has survived for nine days after losing its head, scratches in the dirt that it's going after Mike the headless chicken's record of 18 months (Graphic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet." --Anonymous. And yet here I am, submitting this headline. This is your Fark writer's thread, internet distraction edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beware of your smart toaster, it's plotting against you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beware of your smart toaster, it's plotting against you
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cisco donates $50 million to fight homelessness in Silicon Valley. Which should be just enough to buy homes for 8 residents
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forget March Madness, who ya got in Disney/Pixar Madness?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
If some guy claims he was forced to drink poison, and, to sweat it out, you must perform sexual acts four times with him plus have intercourse three times within 48 hours, tell him he's a goner
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Darwin's very own method for getting off
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