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Fri September 30, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Hit Row tries to shut down a pair of Latin lovers, Madcap & Ricochet face off with Sami & Solo. Then on Rampage: a 3-way match for the tag titles, John Silver vs RUsh. iat all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, then 10 PM on TNT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The moment we have all breathlessly awaited has come to pass: you can now link your Facebook and Instagram accounts to your crypto wallets to buy, sell and trade NFTs
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Wed September 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Blade suddenly dulled
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Russia's Facebook-like VK removed from Apple's App Store but reps say users can rest assured, installed apps will continue to work exactly as intended. Still available for Google of course
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode, who denied they're making an announcement the first week of October, announce they do have an announcement to make
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Five days ago the late American mountaineer Hilaree Nelson wrote: "I haven't felt as sure-footed on Manaslu as I have on past adventures"
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Tue September 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Try Guys have one less guy to make burgers and fries, which I assume is what they do
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only four of Tom Hanks' movies are good, according to Tom Hanks, but you have to guess which ones
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Mon September 26, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hilaree missing on major Himalayan peak. This is definitely not a repeat from 1953
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
17-year-old kid behind the GTA6 hack apparently didn't make it to Pay 'n' Spray in time
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
International icon. New mom. Now, Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show performer for Super Bowl LVII. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Rihanna
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(Indy100)
 
Weeners
 
Posting on a "Large Penis Support Group" website will get you revenge porn every time
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran to collaborate with Pokémon in an attempt to harvest more souls
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Loginova shoulda logovta'd
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Fri September 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
AS Roma head coach Jose Mourinho makes a cameo in a music video. Drop the beat, then park the bus
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're killing me, Pepsi
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(IT Pro)
 
 
 
46 U.S. states have had about enough of your shiat, Zuckerberg
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anybody ever remember TIffany?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man whose hair color matches the crime arrested for livestreaming from a balcony
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Wed September 21, 2022
(D'Marge)
 
 
 
"'Major' James Bond announcement coming on the 5th...October 5th"
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Tue September 20, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
He knew what he was signing up for. He went in anyway, giving it his all. His short life, but he lived his with more passion and dedication than a hundred men
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Trish Stratus' appendix attempted its finishing move on her
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Adam Levine is about to be marooned after his wife finds out he wanted to name their kid after his mistress
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Fri September 16, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
WIth Halloween coming up, cops would like to remind parents that drug dealers are putting drugs in candy, based on firsthand experience
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
SNL adds four new cast members but remembers to keep the total under an even two dozen
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Britney and Xtina go at it
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
Rapper YK Osiris claims his Instagram was hacked after post appeared begging God to take him instead of PnB Rock. Everybody following God's 'gram knows he's too busy praying for Omarion
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man upset that a concert by band known for satantic imagery and promiscuous sex wasn't a proper place for young children
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Farmers upset their monocultures of invasive weeds attract pests
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus sued by repeat paparazzi copyright troll for posting photo of herself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
IPhone users can now edit and unsend text messages. Only to each other, of course
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Today in radical right wing revisionist history: President Obama urged people on Sept. 10, 2001, to "report to work tomorrow" at the World Trade Center
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Mon September 12, 2022
(The Advocate)
 
Weeners
 
Conservative Media wants to know why Biden's monkeypox doctor has so many pics of himself shirtless on Instagram, possibly over a thousand
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
After a public argument with your teenage sons about your mental health, (c) strip naked for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Khloe Kardashian commemorated the Queen's death by posting a bikini photo on Instagram
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I noped out of that room real quick"
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Town and Country)
 
 
 
Dogs won't go to the pound as kids take them in after mom dies
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Sat September 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Edwin Jackson retires after 17 MLB seasons and 14 teams. Mike Morgan approves
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Well, that's enough internet for today (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kanye West says he's "releasing all grudges" after Queen's death. Pray for Omarion
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Skateboarders heist iconic New York bench and move it to Philly. Guy claiming ownership shows up, cops give it to him to return to New York. Bench now in Richmond
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Thu September 08, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paramore remind everyone they aren't Evanescence
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(Some Glyph)
 
 
 
H&ppy H&ppy D&y
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I was hired by the Oz campaign to play the role of a felon supporting Fetterman"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instagram shopping doesn't develop, put on clearance
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Tue September 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's thing you aren't doing up to some snotty billionaire's standards: scrolling away your life
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(India Today)
 
 
 
There's veggie pizza and then there's whatever this is
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
'Mexican Pizza: The Musical'
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The White House using official channels to get a parody Fauci profile removed from Instagram is proof the Democrats are throwing conservatives into ovens, or something
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Sun September 04, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot is killing your boner (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
And a new Canadian hero arises
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Salma Hayek celebrates her 56th birthday fully clothed, from head to toe
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
NOFX says So Long and Thanks For All the Shoes
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda reveals that she's undergoing treatment for non-Hodgkin's lymphoma
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Freddie Prinze Jr. is about to have a million-dollar payday. All he had to do was marry Sarah Michelle Gellar... 20 years ago
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Thu September 01, 2022
(VinePair)
 
 
 
App Error In Your Favor: Drink $2000 wine after ordering an $18 bottle
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well here's the problem. If you wanted a reputable investment advisor, you should have used someone on Twitch. YouTube is only for legal advice
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Pastor "steps aside" due to inappropriate online relationship with another man's wife. Pastor claims the relation was neither sexual nor romantic, but admits they forgot to leave room between them for Jesus
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Some people are upset that Sydney Sweeney's parents might be Back the Blue MAGAs. Other people are too distracted by Sydney Sweeney to care
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(CNN)
 
 
 
From the city that booed Santa, emotional support alligators
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Edwardian-era creeper's photo collection now on display in museum
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Phoebe Bridgers, Snail Mail, and Fred Durst walk into a movie
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
Weeners
 
Oscar Mayers to sell wiener flavored popsicles, only a little shrinkage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: "Nick Cannon is having yet another baby" thread
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Jeeves is getting so lazy I might think about getting one
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Wed August 24, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where Cathy adores a minuet, The Ballets Russes, and crepes suzette, our Patty loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes her lose control. They're cousins--identical cousins all the way
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(WMAR News 2 Baltimore)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pumpkin Spice Latte. New hotness: Pumpkin spice latte energy drink
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone's wife files for divorce and we know who to blame
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Of course, the reason that dad has a supply of these wrappers tells me he doesn't like his own damned hamburgers, either
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Gremlin gets to the engine too late on Alaska Airlines flight during emergency landing
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Mon August 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Astrophotographers treat us to a picture of the moon like you've never seen before
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Sun August 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
299
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Sat August 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A few dozen Mii and Dead Eyes jokes later, Zuckerbot has had his Metaverse avatar redone in record time
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
In all fairness most of us don't know the difference, either
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida state house candidate cancelled for advocating freedom
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Finally, having shiat luck pays off
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook and Instagram have taken down RFK Jr.'s Children's Health Defense for spreading medical misinformation
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Thu August 18, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Any first-year law student knows tying agreements are illegal, but dropout Zuckerberg seems to think only providing video without the audio unless a Reels recorded video is posted is acceptable behavior and engenders goodwill in the tech community
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Yes, the lead vocalist of Korn actually said this: "It seems like music has moved on to a place where it doesn't matter about talent"
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(Some Ghosthead)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed release date announced. Link to the left, whining about the Epic Games Store to the right
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Wed August 17, 2022
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher demonstrates how someone were to talk to TFG at his intellectual level about the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
'Empire' actor Lindsey Pearlman's cause of death ruled suicide
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
No, it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone's Seriously Good Chili Cookbook
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Broner pulls out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't make this Canadian mad, because when she says she'll break her foot off in your ass, she means it, eh
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Martin Gore and Dave Gahan are back in the studio as Depeche Mode
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Sometimes you can't improve on the original headline: Facebook is lying about Apple
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Fark IS your personal fetish site
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soap opera star Robyn Griggs passes away at age 49. No word if they found the body or if her 'twin sister' will suddenly appear in town bearing a dark secret
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anne Heche taken off life support, remains dead
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Sun August 14, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
GOP operative wants gay community put in isolation camps "for their own protection"
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Heche tagged
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Move over Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, the Republican mayor of Miami is eyeing the White House
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Okay, pumpkin is coming out
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
OnlyFans, concerned about losing performers to other platforms, bribed Meta to silently put said performers on a terrorism watch list. JFC (NSFW)
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Wed August 10, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or, now hear me out here. Maybe your show sucks and so do you?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft gives up on Modern Life. Lays off the entire team stuck with the Sisyphean task of winning back customers
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Everclear, Candlebox, and Filter pull out of the Flannel Nation festival, much to the dismay of their fan
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Livvy's getting a state funeral. Wonder if they'll sing Goodbye to Sandra Dee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Serena Williams will give it one last baseline shot at the US Open
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Sports
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Mon August 08, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe finds out that, in fact, it can
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
'Trainwreck - a Life'
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
WB/D CEO: And I would have gotten away with completely cancelling Scoob 2, if not for those meddling recording artists
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Occam's Razor: You could believe that extreme heatwaves killed thousands of cattle, but I prefer to think that Joe Biden personally ordered them poisoned so we would all be forced to eat fake meat
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more reason to hate The Miz, he attended Woodstock '99
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kanye's got his shot now
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
John Leguizamo: "You seriously didn't find any Latino actors to play Castro?"
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Facebook see $40B demand for its $10B FarmVille futures debut
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"My baseball card collection? It's not much, although I do have a Willie Mays, Fernando Valenzuela, Cal Ripken Jr, and a...Mark Zuckerburg?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Concerned that you might be spending too much time online? Take this online quiz to find out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Joker 2: the Lady Gaganing of Harley Quinn in production. Golf ball dimpler
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Instagram hits another nadir
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
California motorists will be treated to a naked Shaquille O'Neal this February. Book it, done
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(The Direct)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds has officially started training for Deadpool 3
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DDLJ - the iconic 90's Bollywood film that you never heard of - with Raj, the lead guy whose name is synonymous with romance for a generation of Indians, will now be a Broadway musical. With a white guy. We call him Rog now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Golden Gophers in the Big....12?
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Recently released convict 'Pharma Bro' Martin Shkreli now using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date. And apparently he's getting offers
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Free weekly meal for the rest of your life lures back eatery's outdoor table
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(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
Vaccine Mandates work. For example, they just successfully protected Canada from a nasty Sam Hunt infection
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
MMA fighter gets the worst broken nose EVER, calls it minor then begs referee to let the combat continue
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let them fight. Hold on, didn't they fight already?
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
A woman spent 18 months in the depths of internet hell to understand what makes incels tick. This is what she learned
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone doesn't understand copyright
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're a country promoting female "body positivity". Do you: a) use a commercial typeface without paying; b) use models' images from Instagram accounts without permission or payment; c) Photoshop out a model's prosthetic leg; or d) all the above?
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Sat July 30, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is WWE SummerSlam: Will Roman or Brock be the last one standing? Will Theory make the right decision? Usos or Street Profits as undisputed tag champs? How fast will Ronda beat Liv? Will Pat punt Corbin? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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Fri July 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you kill a cop, it's not a good idea to post to Instagram after the gun battle: 'Almost got my life taken'
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Remember that squiggly lane painted on the road in Hollister? Well the city is going to host a go-kart race on it before painting it over
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
I triple dog-dare you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
At 59, we'll take Moore please
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Disabled deliveryman proves you can do anything at Zomato
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Wed July 27, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Instagram exec: We are just as awful as we always have been. WTF is your problem?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good times, Norman Lear turns 100. Those were the days when a TV producer could write about almost anything offensive without fear of moving on out due to some meathead censors
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
♫ Hold me closer, one more time ♫
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Mon July 25, 2022
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple politely explains why you shouldn't use a phone case. Improving sales numbers suspiciously absent from TFA
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What's the difference between sunburn and sun poisoning? How about sun bludgeoning, sun piercing, sun slashing, and the exotic, sun psionic
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Thu July 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook is reorganizing its home page to include more of the content they know you want, such as targeted ads, third-party feeds, and unrelated posts that share random keywords with recent searches. Oh, you don't want that? Well, you'll get over it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When IPCC WGII spoke of the risk of cascading climate impacts, they probably meant Eddie Vedder would have to cancel his concert because the smoke in France damaged his singing voice
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Not necessarily news: Famous athlete is rude to fans. News: Famous athlete profusely apologizes on social media, and wants to apologize in person to the offended fans
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(Brand Eating)
 
Weeners
 
Happy National Hot Dog day, here is your list of deals today
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Touting basic home maintenance as a "life hack" has GOT to be on the path to Idiocracy, right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baywatch' actress Donna D'Errico, 54, hits back against women who say she's 'too old to wear a bikini' and you've already clicked in order to do your own research
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Seattle museum cancels art exhibit titled "Amazon vs Microsoft" after local artists have had enough of that tech shiat
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Tue July 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After getting fired from CNN, Chris Cuomo immediately yanked his East Hampton firefighter application after he learned that it entailed actual work
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Blow an O-ring? Just sprinkle some sugar on your butthole
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Sun July 17, 2022
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
It all comes down to this as Leaphorn, Chee, and Manuelito take on the shadowy Buffalo Society. Will the mysteries be solved or will questions remain unanswered? It's the season finale of Dark Winds, 9PM ET on AMC
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker: How do you do, fellow teenage girls?
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Nita Strauss, formerly of Iron Maidens, Femme Fatales and Alice Cooper's guitarists, gets new gig with...wait, that can't be right
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
They say a picture is worth 1000 words, but this picture of the author of The Handmaid's Tale only needed four
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Tue July 12, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yobs risking their lives Tower Bridge jumping in London just to be on Instagram were smart enough to bring a professional photographer with them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*Hork*
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(Rack Labstah)
 
 
 
A day at the beach in mid-century P-town, Massachusetts, which sadly is not shorthand for Pound Town
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Mon July 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Internet collectively freaks out over bizarre deep-sea crab with human teeth: 'Mother nature did her best'
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(E! Online)
 
Hero
 
Florence Pugh: "I'm fully aware of my breast size and am not scared of it"
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because you wanted to get rich quick and easy
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Thu July 07, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Meta Quest headsets will finally stop requiring a Facebook account. They'll require a Meta account which is totally different
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
One man's (deleted) trash is Zuckerbot's (alleged) treasure
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swimmer says she was drugged at world championships. Tonya Harding alibi confirmed
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica didn't bargain on Stranger Things using one of their bubblegum prog rock songs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bravo halting production of Million Dollar Listing New York, as there are no longer any homes available in that price range
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Tue July 05, 2022
(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
Fake Drake has been banned from Instagram. In other news, there's a Fake Drake
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakin' 2: Electric Funeraloo
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Sat July 02, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is WWE's Money In The Bank: Will the Usos get the smoke or do the Street Profits prove they are the ones in their tag title match. Who will win the Men's & Women's MITB cases? Will there be a cash in? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
In praise of Drag Kings
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Thu June 30, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Kills the owner that makes him wait another week?
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(Today)
 
 
 
Man works for 27 years at Burger King. Daughter sets up GoFundMe with goal of $200 to honor his dedication. If you're reading this on Fark, you know things turned out different than expected. Now who's cutting all those onions?
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(Cheezburger)
 
Boobies
 
Well, thats one way to hold some bowls
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(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
It was the Seth of times, it was the Norm of times. Episode 5 of The Orville: New Horizons, "A Tale of Two Topas", streaming at 3AM ET on Hulu
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr. commissions a painting of his Rams self helping his Browns self get off the ground. Up next: a painting of him getting his ass WHUPPED by the field goal kicker's sideline net
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Live action Waldorf and Statler is truly horrifying
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI decides that only 20% of Instagram influencers are shills and fakes
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(You holler)
 
 
 
"The same U-haul truck was involved in a vehicle fire the day before"
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Go Speedracer Go
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Enablers sued
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo news, with their usual commitment to accuracy, refers to Avril Lavigne as "punk"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, creative Farkers.This is your weekly Arting thread. Share your inspiration, art, hobbies, crafts, knitting, tubas
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's finally going to happen - Alec Baldwin will interview Woody Allen on Instagram
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid relief loan diverted for a noble purpose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moesha on Motown... I'd buy that for a dollar
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TikTok'ing this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meal delivery service Daily Harvest recalls lentil dish which is de-livering its customers
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who says droids don't have the capability to be delusional?
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gas station that fired manager who accidentally sold gas for 69 cents per gallon is declining GoFundMe money. I can't tell if that's nice or not
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
The Enterprise enters a nebula housing a strange entity, and Ortegas knocks her head on the helm. Is the epic costume fantasy in her mind, or is the crew affected? Also, Pike's hair gets sillier. Star Trek Strange New Worlds, 3AM ET on Paramount+
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Wed June 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you're supposed to be unable to bend over to tie your shoes, have difficulty walking for more than 15 minutes and sitting for more than 30 then don't become a bodybuilder and let your wife post it on Instagram
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Red Bull F1 prospect decides to take the Kyle Larson career path
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Doggos chillin' on a hot summer's day by wearing watermelon helmets
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Logan Paul: Dwayne, I am disappoint
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Fri June 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Choose one word to describe this. Meta selling designer clothes for your digital avatar
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Thu June 16, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Finally, Pittsburgh's long nightmare of tourism-free summers are finally over
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The world can now get through another day, Jackass star Bam Margera has been found safe after fleeing court-appointed rehab center
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
The Enterprise heads off to a routine dangerous humanitarian mission, they encounter the Quadrant's most notorious pirate, who views Enterprise as a prize. Can Pike and the crew defeat him? Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, 3AM ET on Paramount+
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(CBR)
 
 
 
The Flash has become the Joker, deleting their Instagram "after leaving taunting messages to the police pursuing him"
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Wed June 15, 2022
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fresh hot pizzas delivered to islands, sand bars by Pizza Skiff. "On Memorial Day weekend, we had a bidding war over our last pizza"
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Tue June 14, 2022
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Disney delays plan to move Walt Disney Imagineering and other departments to Florida until mid-2026. There must be some weird reason why Disney is delaying moving their corporate offices to Florida for several years
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen blames -- I can stop right there
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Karen Gillan in a red dress and this is where I reveal the secrets of the universe and you miss out because you clicked
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't Read On Me: 8-10 Proud boys attack Drag Queen Story Time at the San Lorenzo Public Library
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
If Diamond Thong was the name of your cover band, what would it be covering?
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Sat June 11, 2022
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Australian newspaper shocked someone named Rebel would fight back against their plan to out details of her personal life
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Breaking News...Body Found In Funeral Home? O_o
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenager blames Instagram for her eating disorder, sues them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are going to need a "WSW" tag: White Supremacy War news
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson goes down under
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a bumper crop for this year's Nick Cannon baby harvest
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked ads
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Wed June 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dunking on Ted Cruz as an NRA shill is becoming an international sport. Current finalist for the gold medal is Mexican President Obrador
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Not news: Very successful guy snags hot model fiancée. News: The wedding seems to be a classy, reasonable affair. Fark: Except for the Vince Lombardi trophy wedding cake... but the new wife is ok with it because he's lucky
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson: "I would rather take several hundred million dollars from homicidal maniacs than earn my money on the PGA Tour." No word how Paulina Gretzky will make this sexy on Instagram
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Burger King rejects the idea that relationships need a top and a bottom. They just want their meat in your buns
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp has joined TikTok. I repeat, Johnny Depp has joined TikTok
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live's funniest cast member finally opens up about their departure from the show
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Sat June 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gerber liquidated
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas is a copyright lawsuit
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