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Sun September 26, 2021
(Some Army Guy)
 
 
 
Can an undefeated Division I football team keep their winning streak alive without a single passing yard? Well, let's just say soldiers are really ground on the ground
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 3 brings us the Bears at the Browns, the Cardinals visit the Jaguars, the Bengals take on the Steelers, the Jets will try and get a win in Denver, while Miami takes on the Raiders and Seattle goes to Minnesota. It's Sunday football at 1 PM ET
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Sat September 25, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) - Liz has to cook dinner for 12, without her maid, Walter plays a trick on Mr Conklin by giving him a letter addressed to the old principal and Superman is unconscious in a cedar chest about to be swept out to sea
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Who doesn't like to go out to dinner with a bunch of friends?
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Fri September 24, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Only in Vermont: Hotel has to be evacuated because guest tries to fight off bears that are lurking in the ventilation system
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lake Superior beach named #3 skinny dipping spot in the US, #31 in the world. At least you really will be able to blame it on shrinkage
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The faults are getting thinner and the number of erupting volcanoes is getting larrrrrrger
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Thu September 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And the winner of the 2021 Nobel Prize is...? Well, we're going to have to wait a bit to find out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ It's beginning to look a lot like shut-down ♫
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
With Andy Dalton still ailing, Matt Nagy announces the beginning of the Justin Fields era. For Bears fans worrying that it will be just another Mitchell Trubisky era, never fear, Nick Foles is on hand just in case
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Guinness announces plan to open brewery, taproom in Chicago. So if we're quick, we can run in and finally snatch those bar towels we were promised
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Thief dies after being pinned under car trying to steal its catalytic converter. He must have been exhausted
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Quebec's crypto separatists are the only real winner of yesterday's Canadian election
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. Ron DeSantis announces new Florida surgeon general. Surprisingly it's not the skinny guy on the pale horse
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(Skinny Betty Crocker)
 
 
 
Why do so many recipe names begin with "Skinny"?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
From the same people who brought us AI-generated foot pics and boomer emails, it's possibly the greatest fast food innovation in decades
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
The Cheshire Cat for Disney's live-action Alice in Wonderland has been found. Snoop Dogg to voice this grinning gato
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Mon September 20, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Father-daughter duo stop on their way to get dinner in order to rescue man from a house fire. He's a retired firefighter, she's a 4th year med student. Tag is plural
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The end of the chip shortage is beginning to appear like the bottom of a bowl of salsa after ordering another round on a Friday happy hour
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kicker fails at kicking, broadcaster fails at broadcasting, Vikings fail at winning. Nature succeeding at healing
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A guide to Finnish sayings. Don't be a "flower hat aunt", pour some "squat wine" & enjoy some "underpants drunkenness"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Now you can live like Winnie the Pooh at a Bearbnb
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's famous Skinny House sells for a nice fat price
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Fri September 17, 2021
(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Fat Bear Week is back, with the winner to be announced on Fat Bear Tuesday. Laissez les bon saumons rouler
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Roman prepares for his match with The Demon at Extreme Rules while The Beast waits for the winner. Then on Rampage: Fuego bets the family car. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does a team top winning it's first championship in fifty years? By doing something that has never been done before
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Minnesota PD would like you to help them have fewer excuses for murdering you in your car
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dozens in Putin's inner circle show weakness giving him the inner strength to isolate and grow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google gives police newer, more innovative ways to violate your privacy
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
♪♫ Who's that winning Marvel's first Emmys?♫♪ It was Agatha All Along ♪♫
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What happens when college football dominates a town?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The US healthcare system is beginning to collapse from the strain of COVID-19. This is not a repeat from January
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Wed September 15, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa town's emergency siren goes off so often, residents file lawsuit to restrict its testing. Others think differently. "A lot of people use that siren for the kids. They know it's time for dinner. Some people actually use it for a nap"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Season 5 of "Fargo" off to a good start: Four from Minnesota found mysteriously shot to death in a Wisconsin cornfield, authorities believe no one local is suspect
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We've raised a generation of thin-skinned little crybabies. Oh, sure, planetwide livability is threatened at an existential level due to human activity, boo farking hoo. WE DIDN'T HAVE CELL PHONES AT YOUR AGE
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Tue September 14, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
California knows how to party. In the city of L.A. In the city of good old Watts. In the city, city of Compton. They're Poplocking. Poplocking in Howard Johnson, Sheraton. Poplocking at the Holiday Inn. This is the poplocking 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Margarine Tater Greene channels her inner Anna Wintour in her critique of AOC's styling "Tax the Rich" Met dress
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Terrorist behind the 2017 bombing of a Minnesota mosque gets sentenced to 53 years in prison
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winners from the 2021 Nikon Small World Photomicrography competition, after all
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eisner and Higo Award winning fan-fav comic series - Y: The Last Man's first three episodes dropped on Hulu today. Link goes to review, a man and his monkey jokes to the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP views more dead voters as a winning campaign strategy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer threw his third career immaculate inning, tying Chris Sale and Sandy Koufax for the most in recorded history. But wait, there's more... he also crossed the 3,000th career strikeout milestone
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Hey Modminnies, should we use the Newsflash tag on the crazy-rare occasion there's a recipe on a food site that people might actually, you know, cook, without having to order a peppercorn from Brooklyn? Because this sounds yummy
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Fri September 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giraffe named for Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow dies after falling ill. I think I smell toast
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Thu September 09, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"Today, on the cusp of its 10th anniversary, Occupy Wall Street is winning"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Former Seattle Seahawk Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch to open a restaurant, where your dinner will be served by spiking it on the table if it doesn't get stolen by the New England Patriots first
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Members of Dumpty's inner circle are paying teen boys to "post MAGA content". Ah, so that's what they're calling it these days
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Just in time for NFL Opening Day, Washington tribal casinos to open state's first ever legal sportsbooks, who will gladly take your foolish wager on Seahawks winning the Superb Owl
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
22 poor management mistakes that bankrupted (or nearly so) successful businesses. Come for Yahoo declining to buy Google for $1M, stay for Schwinn deciding mountain bikes were a fad
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
We've lived to see the day: Dusty Baker criticized for not giving a starting pitcher enough innings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes' trial is set to start at the beginning, continue on until it comes to the end, then stop
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
What If...braaaaiiiinnnss [Episode 5 Spoilers]
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naked German football team puts on revealing display against local team. The winner will reportedly play Arsenal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing says Miami like a giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch SpongeBob sitting behind home plate
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Nine Innings
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Mon September 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since someone fed ESPN's NFL season simulator cocaine this offseason, show how computers won't replace us by doing better: Give your division picks, MVPs and LVPs, best random theory, and of course the Superb Owl winner to the right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Minnesota State Patrol destroyed massive amounts of evidence after the protests in the wake of George Floyd's murder
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sure, it will end with Djoker winning it all, but at least for now, the US Open men's draw has been pure chaos and a lot of cool rarities
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The so-called 'playoffs' in the NASCAR Cup Series begin. Will Ryan Blaney continue his hot streak? Will Denny Hamlin recover after getting dumped twice last week? The Southern 500, live on NBCSN beginning at 6 PM ET
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will The Dragon scorch the earth of EVIL? Can ZJS & Taichi retain their gold in a 3-Way Tag Match? Is Daryl Jr. going to have Eagles for dinner? WRESTLE GRAND SLAM in MetLife Dome: Night 2 starts @ 1:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri September 03, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota has $250 Million to give essential workers but can't figure out who's an essential worker or how to distribute the money
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You're never going to guess who the 11 completely innocent House Republicans threatening companies with legal action if they hand records over to the 1/6 Committee are. Just kidding, they are exactly who you think they are
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Roman defends his Universal Championship vs Finn Balor. Then on Rampage, it's Darby Allin vs Daniel Garcia in the main event with CM Punk on the call. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, then 10 PM on TNT
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Wisdom is definitely key to winning a championship," says wise old point guard who won his first while routinely telling his coach and future HOF teammates to go fark themselves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gorge on Thursday night college football appetizers before the weekend starting with Boise State - UCF at 7:00 PM ET with USF - NC State at 7:30 PM while OSU - Minny and BG - Tenn start at 8:00 PM. We finish up with Southern Utah - ASU at 10:30 PM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK cyclist Sarah Storey wins her 17th gold to become Britain's most successful Paralympian. If she had been a swimmer she'd probably still be pinned to the bottom of the pool
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two men fight on subway platform. Winner? The 7 train
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This is fine
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: Winning the world hockey championship. Not so cool: Breaking your ankle in the celebration. Awesome: Coming back to the ice on a stretcher to get your gold medal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ECHL's Cincinnati Cyclones hire Jason Payne, who becomes only current Black head coach in North American pro hockey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minnesota state senate GOP women convene private meeting to establish dress code. Recommendations include blue for wives, gray for servants, brown for lackeys. Who gets red?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The carnage from Milwaukee Roundabout is beginning to get better
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert? Paging Stephen Colbert to the northern Minnesota fire zone
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Mon August 30, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not vaccinated? No jury duty for you. "The defence wants intelligent people on the jury [that] understand complicated notions like the presumption of innocence, concepts like proof beyond a reasonable doubt"
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Little League)
 
 
 
"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of." Two mortal enemies, Ohio and Michigan, face off on ABC at 3:00 PM ET. Winner gets the jeweled crown of Aquilonia
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ravens set NFL record for winning meaningless games, suffer meaningful loss at running back
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like the Grand Canyon but in Minnesota
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Fri August 27, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Clots/Loins, Seagulls/Abject Airborne Failures, Stealers/Carolina Kittens, and the Minnesota Cousins/KC Chefs. It's your NFL Kraft Foods Football Preseason football thread at 8p.m. EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's a Sale on immaculate innings
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Thu August 26, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Member of the NFL Hall of Fame and retired Minnesota Supreme Court justice Alan Page can't be "verified" by Twitter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers vs Padres game went on so long that there was a 9 inning no hitter in the middle of it
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Wed August 25, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After dinner I had ice cream. I fell asleep and watched TV. I woke up in my mother's arms. Grandma take me home. Grandma take me home. Grandma take me home. Wanna be alone. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Grandma take me home
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK supermarket bosses say Christmas logistics issues will be minimal as long as customers stay calm and don't "panic buy". So, plan on your Christmas dinner being nothing but Brussels sprouts and packet gravy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NY Yankees win their 11th game in a row for the team's longest winning streak since 1985. NY Mets ... the less said the better
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Tue August 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Buried lede: hospital installs dinner plate throwing booth to provide overworked caregivers with "alternative stress relief"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TexMessAG Paxton: I have investigated myself and found myself totally innocent
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Erin O'Toole is going to win the Canadian election because he will not privatize medicare. He will just put private companies in charge of medicare and let private companies solve all of medicare's problems. See? Winning
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today is the 30th anniversary of North America getting Super. Mode 7 is still the pinnacle of graphics technology
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings trying everything they can to trick Kirk Cousins into discontinuing his ongoing and thorough research into the vaccine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN says: "Give tweens and teens the pasta tongs and let dinner magic happen." I've seen this Anime, and what happened wasn't dinner magic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what recent Netflix innovation will actually prove to be its undoing
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Sun August 22, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guinness shares "Best" of Japan in terms of Guinness World Records, including Kobayashi's burger record, largest Hello Kitty collection, oldest club DJ, oldest gamer grandma, and some robots
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
All I did was have dinner with Ted Nugent and they arrested my wife
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Sat August 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A hooker, a giant barrel, a U-Haul, and lots of weed. This story has all the makings of a fun night out in NYC, except the part where the hooker winds up dead, stuffed in the barrel, and left in New Jersey
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Apple)
 
 
 
Will Richmond finally start winning? Will Roy get himself canceled? Who is Rebecca's mystery man? Fresh off the Christmas special, Ted Lasso returns to the pitch in S2 ep5 today on Apple+
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
1. Get drunk in a bar, start fight. 2. Sue the bar for getting you drunk. 3. Profit by winning $5.5 million in settlement
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Internets left horrified after Australian hotel serves 'abomination' pie in Guinness pint glass
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Bring out your inner nerd. What's your favorite anime series?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian Sausage King killer's daring escape. Abeski Fromanski spinning in grave
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(Slate)
 
 
 
OMG why didn't they just make cars electric from the beginning? Slate, just asking questions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember me for my love and not pinching your fiiiiiinnnnggggeeerrrrssss
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Giants owner on the hot seat if they don't have a winning season
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
I'm preventing tinnitus wrong? How can that beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Tue August 17, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Ah for the old days when friends of the United States could maim and kill political enemies and still be invited to State dinners. Good times
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The skinny on the new Girl Scout cookie flavor that will make or keep you fat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If the fan who took to the mound during last night's game was looking for a tryout, picking a night the Mets used six pitchers to cover eight innings was some fortunate timing
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Mon August 16, 2021
(WHYY)
 
 
 
The medical community agrees that people of color receive blood thinners at lower rates than Whites due to social economic factors, so lets look at the VA where everyone has the same access to drugs, but the disparity persists
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Sun August 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This might be the beginning of the end for the G.O.A.T
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In hindsight, the Guinness widget is still the correct winner of this competition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So the 19-year-old woman who helped GOP strategist Lazarro groom underage girls was caught on the run from Minnesota in Florida, in Matt Gaetz's district. She is also the president of the College Republicans at her school
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
For $1.2 million you can have a skinny house in Boston
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Fri August 13, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
I'll have what she's having
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(Austin 360)
 
 
 
One part Austin. One part Nashville. All parts heavenly. Grammy winner Nanci Griffith is dead at the age of 68
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Thu August 12, 2021
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Winners of Potato Photographer of the Year 2021
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Other than zero, no half inning in the Sox/Rays game had the same number of runs score. This. Means. Something
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Any other parents feeling helpless and hopeless with the school year beginning?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taliban runs their winning streak up to nine Afghan provincial capitals, hopes to clinch soon
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Gun rights caucus suing for the right to carry firearms at the Minnesota State Fair. Gotta defend yourself against those militant farm animals
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
World Number One Novak Djokovic pulls out of Cincinnati, says he needs to recover ahead of U.S. Open, thanks Simone Biles for sending him a large box of tissues
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
After all, these are not meant to be luxury flats. If we make sure the tenants are of light build and relatively sedentary and if the weather's on our side, I think we have a winner here
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Want to drive a 200mph electric Corvette? Get in line behind the skinny white-haired guy in the aviator shades
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sinner wins Washington tennis tournament, beating out Picker, Grinner, and Lover. Looks forward to playing Djokovic next
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
IPCC report briefing to explain how effed we are with climate change beginning at 8AM GMT/1AM PST
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Sun August 08, 2021
(readersheds.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Winner of Shed of the Year 2021 is Creme de Menthe - a retro '70s cocktail bar
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Beef injection innuendo
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Canada's Quinn becomes first transgender and non-binary athlete to win Olympic gold
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What's old is new again: Classic products that are making a comeback. Your inner youth shrieks for joy
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier than figuring out what Roberta Williams wants you to do to solve a puzzle in King's Quest it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. A Plague Tale: Innocence & Minit free at Epic. Side note: favourite beat-em-ups? AvP (Arcade)? Final Fight? Tell us
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Behold plagued Portland's present plight: 'Sometimes, only one car is spinning in circles. Other times, there are four.'
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Some Tyrant)
 
 
 
Avalanche Captain Nathan MacKinnon runs the team with an iron fist, and the internet is here for it with MacKinnon Memes
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
'Beautiful' Bobby Eaton has been pinned for the final three count at age 62
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Wed August 04, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
Winnipeg re-signs Stanley. Mrs Roper unavailable for comment
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1753, George Washington became a Master Mason, a feat made even more impressive by already being an Iron Chef winner, trained Scrum Master, and an ISO 9001 certification holder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympic sprinter has her Instagram account suspended for posting copyrighted material - specifically, footage of her historic gold medal-winning performance
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Tue August 03, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allllllvinnn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll smile watching American Tamyra Mensah-Stock's interview after winning the gold in wrestling
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Not so fast there Gavin McInnes. We're not going to let you slink away without reminding you that you're responsible for the Proud Boys and everything that came with that. Grab a dildo and sit back while we roast you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
But if you go pinning pictures of Chairman Mao. You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
New record holder for 'largest mouth gape' confirmed by Guinness. Unclear if that page in the record book is before or after the one for that guy with the .cx domain name
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Falling on the final lap of your race usually ends an Olympic dream. For Sifan Hassan it was a new beginning
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The archeology of Doggerland. No, this has nothing to to with the car park of the Halfway Inn on the A4
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Obe Ata is the one sauce to conquer them all. Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
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Sat July 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Murder conviction overturned after evidence of innocence is found in police files. 30 years after the initial trial. And if you wondering what took so long, go ahead and guess the skin tone of the accused
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Nobel Prize-winning physicist dies. This is not a repeat from last week
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Fri July 30, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the "Summer of Cena" but Roman decided to face Finn at SummerSlam instead? Jimmy Uso faces Rey, glad he doesn't have to drive to the match. Will Smackdown have a shock return? Will there be a shock debut? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Next time you stay at the La Quinta Inn in Sebring, Florida, know that an elderly fetishist may have previously performed a castration in your room
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Read my lips. No. New. Masks. A winning GOP plan for 2022 or suicide pact? Time will tell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
First you get the Scherzer, then you get the power, then you get the winnin
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Thu July 29, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Interested........ in........ a.......... five....... course.......... dinner?........ Of........ course........ you........ are
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Twins hit 7 home runs off the Detroit Tigers while giving up none . . . and still find a way to lose
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(Some Tots Guy)
 
 
 
"Sonic's updated cheeseburgers contain the same ingredients as the original versions, but they now also include ketchup and mayo." And they say American innovation is dead
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
Nice house for sale in Minnesota. Two bed, two bath and five car garage. One-way traffic going past is noisy and fast
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Tue July 27, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish man who spent 10 hours in water "stressed but stable". Hopes to spend next 10 hours in Jameson and Guinness
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
If you watched it, you saw: LeVar Burton channeled his inner Lieutenant Barclay on his first Jeopardy show
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Mon July 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Innocent lady just looking for the boat parade
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits, I hope you have found a friend. Closing time, every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman narrowly avoids death when metal pole spears her car. Raving Finns, Country Estonians and Techno Vikings on notice
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Embrace your inner boob. Duh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school friends are purifying lake Minnetonka of seaweed
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: Yankees build 4 run lead. News: Pitcher takes no-hitter into 8th inning. Fark: Yankees give up 5 runs in 8th inning to lose game
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Sun July 25, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nudist party full of Brits on boat gatecrashes couple enjoying romantic wedding anniversary dinner, leaves them shocked and not hungry anymore (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
What would happen if Earth suddenly stopped spinning? Besides all of us being hurtled into space
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Sat July 24, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Team USA not among Day 1 medal winners for first time since 1972
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
New Lamborghini cleans your house, cooks you dinner, entertains your kids, gives sensual massage, and steals your wife
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Super Bowl winner Leonard Fournette snubs Biden, snubs vaccination, snubs being snubbed. Snub
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Labor agreements reached for thousands of Minnesota state employees don'tcha know
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Thu July 22, 2021
(DLR (Germany))
 
 
 
German researchers announce new results from the NASA InSight probe: Mars has a larger than expected core, that core is liquid, and the crust of Mars is thinner than expected
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
People are shoving garlic up their nose to clear their sinuses. Can't wait for them to discover the benefits of inserting skinned ginger root into their butts
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(Some Cyclist Guy)
 
 
 
87 years ago today, French cyclist René Vietto gave up his own chances of winning the 1934 Tour de France by giving up his bicycle to team captain Antonin Magne. Magne won that year's tour. To this day, the French consider Vietto a true hero
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: you come home and find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool. What do you do? Before you answer, remember this: this was in Florida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just innocent tourists who planned nothing ahead of time and love to disco
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Tue July 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's extreme heatwave winner is ... Wales. Come up and claim your wilted leeks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York Mets announcer Gary Cohen eviscerates Cincinnati's signature Skyline Chili saying "try it once and then you'll never eat it again"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Those of you worrying about buying your Tiffany rings from Costco can breathe a little easier now. And don't forget to grab a rotisserie chicken and a 3 gal vat of mayo for dinner
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists create world's thinnest magnet while now hoping to die young and leave good-looking corpses. Sorry, subby's just a bit bipolar today
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Mon July 19, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Tips and videos lead to arrest of terrorist for crimes against Capitol, skinny jeans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Renaissance Woman? Scripps National Spelling Bee winner Zaila Avant-garde is also in the Guinness Book of World Records three times: the most bounce juggles, and most bounces with four basketballs, and most basketballs dribbled at once
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You're never gonna guess who the biggest winners of skyrocketing car prices are. Go on, try and guess. It's unguessable
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Sun July 18, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Edwin Diaz recaptures his "most choketastic closer in New York" crown, as the Mets cough up a 6-0 eighth inning lead and lose...to the godawful Pirates
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Verstappen has the pole after winning the Saturday sprint race with Hamilton along side. Perez starts from the pits after going off track. Weather is warm and dry. This is your Formula 1 British Grand Prix discussion thread at 10 AM ET on ESPN
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Can Oosthuizen hang on and cap an amazing 2021 major season? Collin Morikawa is hoping to win the Open in his first attempt after winning the PGA Championship last year in his first try. It's the Open Championship, 7 AM ET on NBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just got a new dog on Sunday. For all you experienced dog owners, what do you wish you knew in the beginning?
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Harley Quinn's look in the new Suicide Squad movie came from an unlikely place
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Minnesota lawmaker with missing front license plate and who hid his address begins to learn the power of the Streisand Effect
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Fri July 16, 2021
(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Here are the winners of the 2021 Audubon Society Photography Awards
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trust in our institutions is at an all time low, particularly regarding the news media. You mean "BothSidesism" isn't a winning strategy? But how will we learn about Middle America without our weekly "Love Letters To Nazis" segments?
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Credit cards are an innovative financial tool that can help you obtain services you need like purchasing insurance, getting medical care, calling in airstrikes, buy home survWAIT...what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A teenager will join the Bezo space flight after the winning bidder declined due to scheduling conflicts. What scheduling conflict possibly beats a space flight beyond kid being born, your own wedding, or a 9:30 Tuesday email security training by HR?
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI-Generated Language Is Beginning to Pollute Scientific Literature
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Wed July 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Olympic winners will medal themselves. Again
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Tue July 13, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
And now for today's "We prosecuted an innocent man and sent him to prison for a murder he didn't commit. Whoopsie daisy" story
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iran says everything's spinning properly right now in prisoner exchange talks with the US but cautions they could blow up at any moment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be the National League or the American League winning the 2021 MLB All-Star Game? Will it be a high-scoring affair? Will we see something come completely out of left field? Game time is at 7:30 PM ET on FOX
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Minnesota, conservation officials received a report related to a wild misinterpretation of the Second Amendment
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Every beginning student of Japanese vocabulary wonders why 25-sqm condo inside ferroconcrete housing complex is called a "mansion." Blame it on the 60s and translation dictionaries poorly used by Japan's real estate developers to sell units
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Mon July 12, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bored with your current dinner menu? Try making some Vagina Chicken
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Don't walk away from a slot machine without your winnings
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Episode 10 of Noise Factor and we're celebrating with listener requests that came from Farkers You wanted it, you're going to get it Also a cover of Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida, and more. Show starts @ 11 PM ET
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Fri July 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wyoming rancher pinned for 2 days by ATV survives on beer. Okay, and water
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Edinburgh Fringe winner explains in pictures why it's perfectly logical for Boris Johnson to "trust [the] public's judgment" in learning to live with coronavirus
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(Elmer Fudd)
 
 
 
Game commission announces antlerless doe licences, beginning with: Don't shoot any does with antlers
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Florida man realizes the benefits of doing chores as he found a winning $1 million lottery ticket while cleaning his house
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Wed July 07, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Inner Circle collapse before the Pinnacle? Can Andrade avoid imploding against Matt Sydal? Do Jericho & MJF spend the evening arguing over building codes? LIVE from MIAMI, AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Will she roll on anybody?" asked the completely innocent former president
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Tue July 06, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
ThEy FiNnAlLy cOmIn FeR mUh GuNz
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japan would fight with the US to defend Taiwan if Winnie the Poo tries anything stupid
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Mon July 05, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Croatia: The land of 100 sinkholes. I think I'll go to Minnesota instead
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(Insider)
 
 
 
How many more of these "person refuses to get vaccinated and dies from Covid" stories do we have to read? Today's Darwin award winner from Kansas City
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 97th Birthday to Eva Marie Saint, the oldest living Academy Award winner
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Sat July 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Winnie the Poohl
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Roman find a way to dull Edge? Is it Jey or Jimmy's shift as "The Right Hand Man"? Sami & K.O. face off in a LMS qualifying match for MiTB. Will Liv keep winning & how will Corbin get over his loss? Smackdown starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Some millennial reviews cheeseburgers, fries and chicken nuggets from BK, Wendy's and McD's. Though she has her (largely incorrect) opinions, is there really any "winning" here?
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Yankee fans serenade manager Aaron Boone with a Bronx cheer after 9th-inning meltdown
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
His name is Finn, but for the purposes of this clip, just call him 'Goober'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chicago Cubs became the second team since 1900 to score seven or more runs in the first inning, and lose the game by seven or more runs
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
There was no beginning. There will be no end
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase you don't typically hear: Mike Tyson--Innocent. Turns out he's not actually an Antivaxer, but someone wanted The Internet to think he was
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's What's For 3D-Printed Dinner
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Wed June 30, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Youtuber spins around an idea, lands far downwind of opponent. You may have thought he'd lose, but the tell-tale signs were there from the beginning
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
You remember Lynyrd Skynyrd? He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can't shame this - a month after leading conservadouche Matt Schlapp encouraged voting against bipartisan 1/6 commission for being partisan, he's outraged now that a partisan one will be partisan. He and his feelings should go have a candlelit dinner
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Mon June 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hey kid, great job pitching five perfect innings in your major league debut. Enjoy your coach seat back to the minors"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dame Sarah Gilbert given standing ovation for over a minute at Wimbledon. Gilbert played Darlene Connor on the sitcom "Roseanne," and ... waitaminnit ... sorry, Gilbert was the lead developer of some AstraZenica vaccine; apparently it's a big deal
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Sun June 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Engineer sets Guinness World Record for tallest stack of M&Ms. Fark: at a whopping five M&Ms
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Audience at Trump rally proves beyond all doubt that they know how to pick winners
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Texas Fark: It's Facebook's fault if bad people use it to facilitate crimes. Evening Texas Fark: gun shops are totally innocent of mass shootings
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Sat June 26, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Forgive me Pastor for I have sinned. I turned you into the FBI for your part in the January 6th insurrection
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Thu June 24, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A sad beginning and a happy ending bookend a mountain of poo and a lot of dust. Uniek's Rising Star
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Wed June 23, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Well-traveled man found in parts of Minneapolis. Remains to be seen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Those were some damn good chili dogs, apparently
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Tue June 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NHL player, Minnesota Wild assistant general manager, and all-around good guy Tom Kurvers dies from lung cancer at age 58. FARK lung cancer
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Mon June 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stonewall Inn is banning Anheuser-Busch products during NYC's Pride weekend because of donations to lawmakers behind bills that target transgender youth. Also because there is much better beer to sell
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Phillip Morris' vaping division Mission Winnow goes up in smoke in F1
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow: "BOOOOIIIINNNNNG"
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Buddy the beefalo is settling in in his new home in Florida. He says he doesn't mind the 4 p.m. dinners and really rocks the white loafers
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
Guess who's coming to dinner? Rick Sanchez's arch-nemesis, an underwater-dwelling parody of Marvel and DC's lamest heroes. Season five has arrived, OOOOOOH WEEEEE. Rick and Morty, 11 PM ET on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Contender for the worst pint of Guinness ever poured in the world emerges
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is now making cinnamon rolls. No word on if they are also making cinnamon roll incense so you can wake everyone up with false hopes
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
What's it like living in a dying town where the only industry is people coming to sponge off the rumored $731 million lottery winner?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: José Altuve hits back to back home runs. Fark: A walk off in the 10th inning and a leadoff the next day
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Tetrasperm? Winner splooges £14,000 in frenzied plant bukkake
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
A Finnish brewery is using goose poop to make a stout. It should still taste better than Guinness
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Do you have an inner voice? Or just that one song that plays over and over? 🎶 NAAH NAH NAH NA-NA-NA NAAAH 🎶
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Tue June 15, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Iran presidential candidate urges better ties with West. He was immediately clubbed and skinned
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(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
Not .... Winning
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Watch as one man unleashes his inner Wile E Coyote
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1215, King John put his seal on the Magna Carta, in a move that signaled peace with the Barons and cemented Pinniped abuse in law
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Euro 2020's Group of Death begins play as there's only 2 matches on Tuesday. Hungary meets defending Euro champs Portugal at Noon ET, followed by the most recent World Cup winners France facing the Germans at 3pm ET
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The case for Cap'n Crunch, King Vitamin, Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, Homer's Cinnamon Donut Cereal, even Cheerios and Product 19
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Pekka Rinne brought some maple syrup, is given a fancy carafe
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Mon June 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
1 dead, others injured in Minneapolis after man deliberately drives car into crowd of people protesting the police execution of yet another Black man. It's almost like passing laws around the country that encourage people to do that has consequences
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reality Winner released from prison, likes her odds on Celebrity Big Brother
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former White House counsel Don McGahn latest winner in secret DOJ subpoena of personal information
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What to do if you save too much for retirement. Eat all beef hot dogs for dinner instead of regular hot dogs?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan innovates again, creates edible mask out of melon bread (w/pics, video, test results)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Congratulations on winning The Masters and US Open...You're being extradited to Argentina"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think that maybe, just perhaps, the New York Post is being a wee bit less objective about the current administration than they were about the previous one. Just a hunch really
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Tue June 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate passes bipartisan US Innovation and Competition Act 68-32. It re-invests money into tech research and development to stay competitive AND sticks it to China for anti-competitive practices. A little of something for both sides
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My stove just died, in a head-spinning-round 'Your mother sucks c**ks in hell*' kinda way. I killed at the breaker box, but now I guess I need a new stove. This is your haunted appliance thread, stove edition
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All those Brits hoping to swarm back into the pubs after the pandemic may have to lose some weight, as best guesses show there's only going to be a quarter of them left
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(UPI)
 
 
 
These time travelers and their winning lottery numbers are really pissing us off
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws have disgusting, deplorable, atrocious hygiene and habits at the dinner table and I'm worried it will infect others. How can I demand manners from them?"
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
The 'Godfather of Powder Skiing' was on the slopes 72 days this season and still had time to set a heli-skiing Guinness World Record. Also, he's 95
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Elderly man, 90, who has same pub lunch every day discovers kind strangers have paid for his 3-month tab for food and drink. Yeah, kinda happy
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(Some Russian)
 
 
 
Vodak tourism. Or how to turn Finns into "our four-legged friends"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota GOP demands control over state historic sites so they can focus on the white... er, I mean, right, kind of history
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Sun June 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think that these Fox News guys may not be fair and balanced after all
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
Will the USA get revenge on Germany bombing Pearl Harbor? Will the Canadians have to apologise for getting Finnished by Him? It's your WHC medal round thread (live from Latvia)
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
N. K. Jemisin gets a seven-figure deal to adapt her three-time Hugo award-winning Broken Earth trilogy for the big screen
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Sat June 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A: Ovens, cheese graters and cling film. Question: What are some great innovations that have been in your kitchen?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
EMT revives O.D. resident of Knights Inn with ye old Narcan, rewarded with the Rabbit Of Caerbannog treatment
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Fri June 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Five Below excited about rising prices, hopeful that consumers will forego things like "dinner" to splurge on Koosh balls and temporary tattoos
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Beware of DeSantis. He's everything Trumpers like about Trump without, you know, the money laundering, sex assaults, and unusual number of pedophiles in his inner circle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duh, it was when Patrick Swayze guided her hands on the spinning wheel thingy
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Thu June 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Football "never took a dollar" before winning Heisman Trophy. Well, I guess his rep is pristine again
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
China: We are completely innocent of any COVID wrongdoing and that's why we're innocently getting ready for nuclear war and perhaps some light genocide
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buy-now-pay-later BJ's? Sounds like a winner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kindergartner had brain surgery at the beginning of the schoolyear and her attendance was inconsistent in online learning; she had a rough year and her teacher recommended summer school, but my daughter is burnt out. What should I do?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: outfielder and infielder collide on pop fly. Still not news: neither player catches the ball. WTFark: one of the injured players throws it in for a 6-5-4, inning-ending double play
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Wed June 02, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota catcher needed surgery after a foul tip into the Twins
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Amazon won't test employees for cannabis use as your purchase of a resin pouch and Magic Flight Launch Box with orbital bubbler already told them you like weed. Alexa, 5lbs of giant cinnamon gummies stat, you farkin' traitor
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Tue June 01, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
If nCoV-19 escaped a lab, it might have been a Winnipeg-Wuhan team effort
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The humans' innate ability to fail to follow the simplest of directions is quickly turning 'WhatThreeWords' into 'WhereTheHellAreYouReally?'
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Mon May 31, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew vs Kofi, winner to get beaten by Lashley. Zombie Miz welcomes Rhea & Charlotte to "Brainzzz TV", Shayna tries to crush Reginald once & for all and A Man & his Giant take on Elias & some bum. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Darwin is getting pissed he's not winning with all these stupid TikTok challenges
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This week's Sunday Morning Music Club is brought to you by the letter H and the number 3, Can you think of any song beginning with the letter H or the number 3, boys and girls?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Minnesota sheriff takes over pursuit at 40,320 furlongs/fortnight
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Man spends 29 years in prison for murder. NEWS: Freed after it is revealed he is innocent. FARK: He couldn't be freed years earlier because appeals must be within 60 days of new evidence that the state held from him for 4 years
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