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Sun June 26, 2022
(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
Big Panda shows the Mexican League why there's a rule named after his former teammate
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Sat June 25, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In their over 100 year history the Yankees have been no hit just seven times ... until today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie thought Gabby Petito was a horse and killed her as soon as she got hurt
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
There's a reason the door was forbidden
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
If you want to cancel your cable just call the 800 number. No need to shoot out a 23rd-floor window in the headquarters building
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Some Goat)
 
 
 
Just when the Russians thought it couldn't get any worse in the Ukraine, Ukrainian goats decide to join the fray
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Steve Kerr in the first round of the playoffs: 'You know, Steph, if you work hard enough, some day you too can start an NBA playoff game'
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Wed June 22, 2022
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
This one little trick can defeat the GOP. Yard work
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
This one little trick can defeat the GOP. Yard work
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Mon June 20, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Chinese Medical Journal review explores the role of macrophages in the progression of acute kidney injury to chronic kidney disease (that's good). Free frogurt was not included (that's bad). But it not cursed (that's good)
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon is breaking up yet another tag team
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Saints pass-rusher Marcus Davenport went full Ronnie Lott. You never go full Ronnie Lott
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You gotta watch out for those Ukrainian grandmothers. Sure, they're walking around with pies during the day but at night they could be colonels with artillery spotters ready to shoot Orcs in their sleep
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jets OT Mekhi Becton wore a t-shirt to a press conference that read "Big Bust." Well, it's very impressive, but the reporters were just there to ask some questions
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Because people apparently like idiotic things like ghost runners and designated hitters, some want MLB to institute a mercy rule for professional baseball players
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Judgement Day moves in a new direction now that they kicked out that walking husk, Edge. Seth "Franklin" Rollins tries to explain why he would attack someone about to get surgery. Bro? Find out what's next starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost two decades, neither Federer, Nadal, or Jerkavich are ranked #1 or #2 in the world
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Thu June 09, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Even Nickelback can't save the Angels
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Dropping F-bombs with children in the crowd. Real classy. Good job, Boston"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Tesla driver kills pedestrian after discovering car's new self-flying feature
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Wed June 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it seems that a South African Boxer who turned away from his opponent during a match and started punching the air, was suffering from a brain injury, which, Tuesday night was upgraded to a FATAL brain injury
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Your Mom announced as the new quarterbacks coach for the NY Giants
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler attacked by the ghost of Bob Barker
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Cody address his injury & how long he may be out. Bianca looks for a new challenger after retaining her title. K.O. won but Zeke's still Zeke so what now? Can Mustafa ever win a title? All this and much more starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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Fri June 03, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Owwwwwwwwwww
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Macy's retail sales continue to collapse... along with their stores
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Francisco Lindor gives hotel door the finger
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's contender for Most "San Francisco" Headline of the Week
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tourist: How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Musicians: Protest
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness Day, so let's all celebrate something that we're absolutely not going to do an image search for
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The New Orleans Saints are decidedly crabby about Jameis Winston walking with a limp
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Mon May 30, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Dad I just picked up a grenade. Is it real?"
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Man #1 carries rifle into store. Man #2 robs Man #1 of the rifle while he's walking out. Man #1 goes to his car for a second gun and they both start shooting each other. Man #3 arrives with another gun. Who is the good guy with the gun?
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Sat May 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Reds OF Tommy Pham scratched from game due to: (a) injury (b) hitting slump, or (c) slapping an opposing team's player over a fantasy football dispute
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Fri May 27, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They're starting to fight back
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suffering from multiple injuries on roster, Yankees sign washed-up Cardinal slugger Matt Carpenter to be their new DH. His current skillset of drawing walks and pulling pop-ups to right field are considered perfect fit for Yankee Stadium
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Thu May 26, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
*check's watch* That's one hell of an ankle injury
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
US DoD spending $8mil to research the prevention of TBI (traumatic brain injury). Terminal Bullet Injection still on the table
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Wed May 25, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Could there be a more Australian headline than this one? Only if someone had been killed by wildlife
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Tue May 24, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are claiming to be disabled, posting pictures on Facebook showing you "weightlifting, bicycling, deep-sea fishing, etc." is probably not too smart
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Mon May 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog head butts owner, w'ouch
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Some screaming fairgoers)
 
 
 
If you ever get the chance to experience all the fun of a 'fireworks castle' in Mexico you should stand well back. No, further
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(News West 9)
 
 
 
We may have hit peak Texas
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Thu May 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Mets are still cursed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Mets are still cursed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon pilot goes overboard mid-flight with tourists onboard. Panicking passengers forced to crash-land it, change underwear
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Duck! No, really
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ah yes, it's official. Max Scherzer really is a Met now
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Tue May 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets decide to Mets earlier than usual this year. Place DeGrom on 60-day IL
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Sun May 08, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Warriors deploy do-si-do offense against Grizzlies, Grizzlies surrender
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Zlatan Ibrahimović: I was too good for MLS
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Gary Payton II will need way more than just a glove to help heal his broken elbow
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Aggressive horse moved off of Assateague Island, Maryland. Will be relocated to Texas, where he should fit right in
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*Muffled voice* "Lemme outta here" *knock, knock, knock* "Hello? Helllllooo"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
We all hate the scourge of retail theft, but that doesn't mean you can just shoot shoplifters. And you probably should make sure they're actually shoplifting first
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plastered party pilot pushes pedal-pub past peril point, passengers petrified. Police probing predicament ponder potential PUI proceedings
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Thu April 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Giants just stamped an expiration date on the Daniel Jones Era. Tag is for the Era, not its new expiration date
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, Nets reportedly "exasperated" by the Ben Simmons "injury" situation. This is my shocked face
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, Nets reportedly "exasperated" by the Ben Simmons "injury" situation. This is my shocked face
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ohio State F Seth Towns to return for his Blutarsky year of college
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yanks fans humble as ever in victory
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Former rugby coach in Austin died after a bit of a scrum with the police
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Former rugby coach in Austin died after a bit of a scrum with the police
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man adds more history to history museum
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Fri April 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kids are more triggered than ever
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Thu April 21, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Best Buy recalls thousands of air fryers, air fryer ovens due to their inability to detetmine what exactly they are supposed to make hot and crispy
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Today's surprisingly "not cause and effect" headline: NW Montana ax thrower overcomes traumatic brain injury
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after falling in vault toilet to retrieve cellphone. No word if she was then sent outside on a quest to find a water chip
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Wed April 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
A$AP Rocky arrested for an alleged banging that didn't involve Rihanna
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The NFL disapproved of a contract given to known drunk Geno Smith. Giving $235 million in guaranteed money to a known sexual predator still a-ok, though
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Tue April 19, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man playing horseshoes scores hole in one
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Daycare toddlers get stoned on goldfish
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Novel injection repairs severe spinal injuries in mice. It was Steinbeck wasn't it?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Novel injection repairs severe spinal injuries in mice. It was Steinbeck wasn't it?
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Your favorite live action Trek show is getting killed off to make....oh jeez, that really adds insult to injury
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clayton Kershaw throws seven perfect innings...but since he's coming off an injury and it's 2022, he gets yanked, despite only throwing 80 pitches [Sad trombone noise]
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bodybuilding legend Cedric McMillan dies of heart attack while on treadmill at the age of 44. Yet more evidence that exercise can kill you
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Sat April 09, 2022
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Father takes 4-year-old daughter down metal tube slide in new multi-million dollar playground. Should be safe, right?
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're a personal injury attorney and business is slow. Wat do? Difficulty: Attorney is in Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lucky Charms: They're magically poisonous (maybe)
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
No surprise here, really
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police watchdog closes investigation on the Canuck trucker convoy lady who got trampled by a police horse because she didn't
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police watchdog closes investigation on the Canuck trucker convoy lady who got trampled by a police horse because she didn't
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Mon April 04, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The world will no longer be safe again once Shia LaBeouf dies
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Sat April 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the Mets' food offerings for 2022, engineered to taste so good they'll take your mind off the latest season-ending injury
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Fri April 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays get an Angel in the Outfield
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why wait for an injury report update when you can just go to the source
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(Griese dishes)
 
 
 
You know you have some rare leverage in a salary negotiation when a team has already parted with five draft picks and three players for you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In addition to being up to speed on their follicle health, Chris Rock is expected to know the ethnic makeup of all Oscar attendees
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Wed March 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The LA Clippers came back from a 25-point deficit to beat the Jazz. This is their third come-from-behind victory this season when down by 25 or more, the most in the past 25 NBA seasons by any team. 25
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Mon March 28, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Of the many problems that plague the Dallas Cowboys, is an ugly hat really worth getting this upset over?
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nova? Yesva
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Thu March 24, 2022
(US Soccer)
 
 
 
A fight with global implications, no love lost between two great rivals, it's Mexico hosting the USMNT in World Cup Qualifiers. The US have won three straight over El Tri but have an injury depleted squad. @10:00 pm ET on CBS Sports/TUDN/Paramount+
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
My husband's big penis is destroying our sex life. Darnit, now why did my wife have to go to a newspaper to air our dirty laundry?
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Mon March 21, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Becky explains she only hurt Bianca because Bianca hurt her first. RK-Bro looks for revenge on Alpha Academy, which is what Finn is after from Theory. A.J. Styles is back, will Edge be there too? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indian teen gets sickle lodged in his head while sleeping in freak accident after falling out of bed. Grim Reaper says he was no where near him wishing death
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Steph Curry out for the rest of the regular season with a foot injury thus making Golden State the ultimate worriers
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Hocus Pocus 2 is going to be a drag
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Apparently Quentin Tarantino gave some of his cocaine to Michelle Yeoh
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dentist's business model of crushing patients' teeth into dust, charging them up the wazoo yields profits, jailarity
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Mon March 14, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Postmaster General DeJoy was completely terrible, consider that on his watch, disgruntled postal workers are being disarmed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fernando Tatis Jr out for three months with a broken wrist. Guess he can't play ball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fernando Tatis Jr out for three months with a broken wrist. Guess he can't play ball
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Welcome to Indiana, where completing a Bible study course wins you an early release from prison even if you killed three kids
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Crean will not rise to the top
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant on Joining 25,000-Point Club: "I Should Be at 30." I don't know, the guy drops 25 a night. His math seems way off
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Wed March 02, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
If you live in Indianapolis and have always wanted to play big-time college basketball, you might get your chance. IUPUI is starting the Horizon League tournament with only five players
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Mon February 28, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you're waiting for some important mail to be delivered in the Massachusetts area, you might want to get yourself a comfy chair. And have the hairdryer ready
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a Texas sports mom who loses her damn mind
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