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headlines found matching 'Injuries'
Mon November 28, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's not a Santa Claus parade until one of them gets drunk and tries to start fights with families
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Man has cataract surgery and comes out with a head wound. Then gets the bill. He didn't see that one coming
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia man wanted for assault with a deadly weapon for shooting Metrobus. The bus is expected to survive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sean McVay takes the hardest hit the Rams doled out this season
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Your post-Thanksgiving trip home might be bad, but it's not being on a small plane crashing into a power distribution site and dangling 100 feet above the ground while cutting power to thousands of people bad
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The shiny stainless steel sippy cup you bought your tot at Whole Foods has been recalled... due to risk of lead poisoning
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(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
When you don't want to get dressed up to go shoot at Walmart
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Offering an excuse with saying it's an excuse: "Aaron Rodgers hinted that his right thumb might be broken during his weekly appearance with Pat McAfee." You'd think he'd be immunized
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Wed November 23, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two men shot in Butte die of head injuries
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Deer hunter season is open
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA giving away free soccer in Qatar
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Tue November 22, 2022
(PBS)
 
 
 
Here are some helpful safety tips for deep frying a turkey for Thanksgiving. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions
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Mon November 21, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
County-owned BBQ Response Unit destroyed by drunk drivin' deputy
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Sun November 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert two nights earlier than is alright
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(Maritime Executive)
 
 
 
No need to worry, there's just been a teeny little explosion on a tanker full of jet fuel at an Alaskan port
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Thu November 17, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Run like heck from the aggressive dogs on Baltic Avenue
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
WWII veteran discovers he's been living with a bullet stuck in his neck for 77 Years. Shocked to say the least
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The safety experts list the top ten worst toys for 2022. In other words, the ones your kids want
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Many injuries, few deaths, Onewheel
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jay Leno suffered 3rd degree burns to face and hands, may require skin grafts. Doctors optimistic and told him to keep his chin up
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
When bear hug meets bare arms
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Sun November 13, 2022
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Hyundai introduces airbag guaranteed to reduce head injuries
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Sat November 12, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Three college students hospitalized with massive headaches after night at local bar, but they didn't imbibe any alcohol. What they experienced is just considered Ent-ropy
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Most NFL players say they care more about the team winning than their own personal stats. Then there is this guy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sadly, not news: Former footballers suing over dementia and brain injuries. News: Soccer, not eggball
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Thu November 10, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
General Motors recalls 340K SUVs due to light issues. Well, sounds like it's not too serious since they're not heavy
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Tue November 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Football player being evaluated for baseball injury. Tag is for how Josh Allen's elbow got bent
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Sun November 06, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Week 9 has the Panthers against the Bengals, the Packers battle the Lions, the Raiders travel to play the Jaguars, the Rams fly in to play the Bucs, and it's the Titans vs. the Chiefs, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker ProfessorTomoe's latest album just dropped, on the same day he had to have surgery for RSI injuries on his left hand/arm. He would really appreciate it if you could help him out by streaming his album, or maybe even by snagging a copy of it
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Fri November 04, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember how you felt about those trick re-lighting birthday candles as a kid? Well, Phoenix fire fighters feel the same way about this trick re-lighting house fire
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wiry climber left hanging after getting shocking surprise
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Making DST year-round would reduce deer collisions, prevent 33 deaths a year, 2,000 injuries among people, save about $1.2 billion in collision costs, and make you good-looking and attractive
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Break-in victim breaks out
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(Some Guy who needs a green)
 
 
 
Oh for Peet's sake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Police Department to pay $450,000 after officers shoot 3 armed men in 2 years
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Wed November 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Putin ally who criticized the war in Ukraine hospitalized with serious head injuries after a fall or an attack or a domestic incident or an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts?
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lions escape from zoo in Sydney, Australia. Police called in to protect lions from native wildlife, drunk Aussies
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Apart from being obnoxious and more anti-social than actual cigarettes, there's a possibility your vape pen is trying to kill you by torching your bedroom while you sleep
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Sun October 30, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Why was he riding a motorcycle in a hurricane to begin with?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Week 8 has the Titans against the Texans, the Bears battle the Cowboys, the Cardinals travel to play the Vikings, the Commanders fly to play the Colts, and it's the Giants vs. the Seahawks, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox
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Sat October 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
County inmate attacks detention deputies with Dalek arm
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Keyshawn Johnson: "People are going to start thinking Russell Wilson is a phony." Farkers are way ahead of you, Keyshawn
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
If you own a Tesla Cyberquad for kids it's time to store it with your lawn darts
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you head out to rob someone at an ATM leave the personal-property receipt from your last jail stay at home
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yankees owner Steinbrenner does not lower the boom on manager Boone after the team's post-season collapse, saying he has his full faith. In the Bronx this is otherwise known as dead man walking
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(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
Thousands of heating pads recalled over reports of burns and shocks and that's just not cool
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Serial arsonist burns down old Lamplighter Inn from Paul Thomas Anderson's "Magnolia" along with a donut shop, car, even a couple dumpsters
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Mon October 24, 2022
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Clock is just flashing 12:00 at this point
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Driver: You want to drive? Passenger: I'll take a stab at it
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
The motive remains a mystery in the Raleigh massacre, but killing his older brother first may be indicative of a fight prior to the other killings. Sadly there is no apparent connection to the other victims
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Dozens of drivers get flat tires on California highway from loose box of roofing nails. Police charge the ones who missed the hazard with tacks evasion
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You know it's rough in NYC when a samurai sword attack on the subway turns into a happy coincidence
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Thu October 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Yankees strike back and even up the series with the Astros? Or will Houston kick New York while they are down and go up 2-0 in the ALCS? Who will win the pitching battle between Luis Severino and Framber Valdez? Game 2 is at 7:37 PM ET on TNT
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A tranquil autumn day spent napping under a blanket in the park gives you time to ponder some of life's mysteries, such as "Why is that fire truck coming right at me?"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
BLAM blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam blam Nailed it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ben Simmons. That's the joke
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Mother farking life imitates mother farking art
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Wed October 19, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Thanks for sacrificing your brain for Team Canada. Here's $4000 - that's all we've got to work with. Pay no attention to the $11.1 million we've secretly used to settle all those sexual assault claims
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Tue October 18, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
"How's business?"... "Well, nothing's flying off the lot right now"
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Up to 40 teens learn the hard way that tossing a barrel of fuel on a bonfire is a bad idea
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Mon October 17, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Would-be thief or thieves lose in the opening round of "Are You Smarter Than An ATM?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Experts" create ultra-lifelike model of Jesus Christ 'with real human hair' using Shroud of Turin. Jesus on toast impressed (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Dicks, which let's face it is never a good place to be shot
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Sat October 15, 2022
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Man bites dog. It's not Fark, it's news
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Mama mia, that's one spicy chip *THUD*
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Kamikaze deer sets car on fire
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
I've said it before, Nyquil is not a valid parenting substitute
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Former The Ohio State quarterback Art Schlichter arrested on a felony charge. Again
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A college student riding an electric scooter is killed by a drunk driver who crossed into the bike lane and onto the sidewalk. Guess what the reaction of the city council was? Difficulty: Indiana
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(CNN)
 
 
 
22-year-old Dutch pro motorcyclist Victor Steeman dies from a crash he was involved in. The only good news from this story is that he was able to save 5 other people through organ donations
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How can anyone claim that "punk is dead" when Blink-182 is getting back together for a reunion tour?
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hit and run driver leaves injured passenger behind, assaults random passerby, attempts to grab child, exposes self to good samaritans, and performs indecent act; still not sure what his fark handle is
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Mon October 10, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloody hand unable to stop Daniel Jones, nor a teenage Jessica Alba running around in torn lingerie
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some NFL players attempted to game the concussion protocol system by deliberately tanking baseline cognitive tests at the start of the season so that they wouldn't do worse on the same test after having their bells rung. Are these guys brain damaged?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The foam pit at TwitchCon was evidently sponsored by Action Park
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The foam pit at TwitchCon was evidently sponsored by Action Park
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Sun October 09, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man rear-ended by woman he blinded in a Rube Goldberg design of self-owned stupidity
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Sat October 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rivian is recalling around 13,000 of the 14,317 vehicles it's made this year to fix a loose fastener. So much for hitting those 2022 production target figures
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Evil twin did it
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Thu October 06, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bucs WR Cole Beasley retires to spend more time with Tom Brady's kids
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bucs QB Tom Brady misses practice due to multiple injuries, including right (throwing) shoulder, fingers on right hand, pride, family privacy, and wallet
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Wed October 05, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Multi-vehicle accident leads to one death and injuries. Fark: From the shoot-out that followed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Careless 49ers lose second starting left tackle in two weeks; have checked the couch cushions and everything
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're helping clean up after Hurricane Ian, it's best not to hit someone in the face with a rake and threaten to 'kick their ass' or you might get arrested. Isn't that right, mayor?
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Tue October 04, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're waiting for Dallas to start losing again, it might be a few more weeks
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Mon October 03, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Zappe takes over after two QBs zapped
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
This lady is working towards her own trifecta
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Fri September 30, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
After that frightening incident last night just before the half of the Bengal-Dolphins game, people are wondering whether Miami should have taken that "back injury" Tua suffered in the Bills game just a touch more seriously
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Thu September 29, 2022
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Bulls on parade
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Heartland" actor Robert Cormier's heart stopped, age 33 (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist who struck moose plans to eat it as soon as his broken arms heal
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Wed September 28, 2022
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
US military operations killed 12 civilians in Afghanistan last year. Russia: Hold my vodka
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia football takes a major hit
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia football takes a major hit
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Tue September 27, 2022
(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
Maine man found guilty of 11 charges relating to his participation in Jan. 6 insurrection. U.S. District Judge Rudolph Contreras explained the decision, stating "it's one guiltier, isn't it?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Know who else broke tablets? Moses. That's who
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man does exactly what you'd expect Florida Man to do in a Camaro when confronted by police
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Legendary former pro-surfer Chris Davidson killed in a one-punch pub fight. Strewth
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Sun September 25, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Make that a not-so-amusement park
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Fri September 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tremble before Thor puny mortal
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
El Toro to be closed for the third time this season after inspectors found several damaged supports
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Tesla owners somehow can't keep their fingers out of the track of closing windows
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Tue September 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cole Beasley finally getting a shot
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing. Dancing in the street, oh
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Drive-by shootings are especially difficult when you don't have a car
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Sat September 17, 2022
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun
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(Metro)
 
Hero
 
Man throws bicycle at man stabbing police, saves their lives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Some police departments are finally being forced to reexamine their tactics. Fark: Because insurers are no longer willing to pay the huge settlements to the families of victims of excessive use of force
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Fri September 16, 2022
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bad: Jumping from a three story balcony. Worse: Getting shot on the way down
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Thu September 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 204 of WW3: Zelensky visited Izium on Wednesday, five days after the city's recapture by Ukraine. Zelensky involved in minor car crash in Kyiv on Wednesday, but has "no serious injuries." It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed September 14, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Can I get a large to go? Extra cheese. Extra bricks. Extra dust
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
School tells parents that God's covenant came with an indemnity clause
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andy Reid says the turf in Arizona did more damage than the Cardinals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andy Reid says the turf in Arizona did more damage than the Cardinals
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(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Rochester General Hospital is on lockdown due to a potential threat to the staff. I know the bills are no joke, but damnation people. Smitty's daughter is on site, so he's just trying to keep from worrying
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Recipe for a nice traffic mess. Begin with 50 unsecured pallets of flour. Mix in a steep hill. Then wait
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to be killed by an animal in Australia, this is the most Australian
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Mon September 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
TJ Watt to put the severity of his pectoral injury up for a vote
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thumbs down on the nascent Cowboys season
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(Big Country News Connection)
 
 
 
Never bring a bat, or propane tanks, to a SWAT Team fight
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and there goes the Steelers' season
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Sat September 10, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If your mother-in-law is scheduled to visit, you may, or may not, wish to cancel that visit
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If your mother-in-law is scheduled to visit, you may, or may not, wish to cancel that visit
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Don't drive drunk. But if you do drive drunk, try not to crash your car into a police cruiser
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Don't drive drunk. But if you do drive drunk, try not to crash your car into a police cruiser
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Some Wrestling Man)
 
 
 
Wrestling match erupts between a student and a professor. The winner was those suspenders, however
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ford says heating fans may work a little too well
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Convincing Congressman how wonderful your troubled KC-46 tanker is would be easier if your thingy wasn't hanging out
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Mon September 05, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hanging chair had one job
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(News Center Maine)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment gives me the RIGHT to run down the street randomly firing a gun. Doesn't it?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting is brought to you from Kill'em Avenue in Norfolk, Virginia
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Sun September 04, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I herd you like debates on earthquake insurance
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Baby swimming for cash misses out on loot
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Fri September 02, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
August 29th, California freeway shut down due to tomato truck crash. September 2nd, California freeway shut down due to tomato truck crash. The price of tomatoes is going up
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tempe (AZ) vice mayor hospitalized after being thrown off of her horse "Bucky." She should have "Simmer Down" or "Whoa"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you think you're a bad cook, this Arizona Cardinal loused it up so much he's going to miss the first four games of the regular season
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Thu September 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ford recalling nearly 200,000 sport utility ovens
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Wed August 31, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Truck load of Alfredo spills all over the highway leaving a scene looking like a frat bathroom after no fap November ends
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jeanie Buss awarded Russell Westbrook the coveted participation trophy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Killer sea turtle ambushes woman's buttocks and almost drowns her. Fark: This is the eleventh sea turtle attack in the area in the past two weeks
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Tom Brady still tormented while sleeping on a bed of money that might not include his supermodel wife
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Member of Dutch Commando Corps dies on training mission in MAGAstan
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Commanders rookie running back Brian Johnson is going to get his shot....excuse me that's HAS BEEN shot, maybe as many as five times in a robbery and carjacking attempt
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Sun August 28, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
World O' Beans food cart starts off with a bang
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How is a Raven like an injury report? Poe wrote on both
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How is a Raven like an injury report? Poe wrote on both
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Worker injured at Santa's Village. No word if the incident was elf-inflicted
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Add "infection from tattoo" to the list of weird baseball injuries
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The wheels on the bus go rolling by. Twice in a week. Same route, same driver. Different buses
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Smackdown holds a "Fatal Four-way 2nd Chance tag team match" and Ricochet faces Corbin. Then on Rampage: Claudio defends the ROH title vs Dustin and Trios action. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM ET on TNT
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Woman pulls gun at Five Guys after being cut in line by Three Girls
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What in the world is going on with Kris Bryant?" asks local fan site regarding a player on the wrong side of 30 who stays about as healthy as an alcoholic, chain-smoking chimney sweep
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How local news outlets fill space and generate clickbait: Linking to a four-month-old article about sex-strangulation injuries, an interview on how helicopter parents can help, and blaming pron for it all
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Meet Thalassotitan atrox, the newly discovered Moroccan mosasaur. "Imagine a Komodo Dragon crossed with a great white shark crossed with a T. rex crossed with a killer whale." Subby's childhood dino-lust has reawakened with a vengeance
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Austin announces plan to "eliminate serious injuries and death" from vehicle accidents. Was going to try to eliminate vehicle accidents, but then remembered it was in Austin, where all the drivers are Austin drivers
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
NHTSA to owners of Hyundai Palisade and Kia Telluride SUV's: So maybe for the next little while you are going to want to park your cars outside and away from anything flammable. Fark: the fire risk is coming from a "trailer hitch issue"
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Tue August 23, 2022
(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
West Virginia man in custody after threatening to improve town
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Mon August 22, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Old guy avoids the farmers market and yet still manages to accidentally drive into hipster food vendor locale
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Sun August 21, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Belle Isle closes giant slide. Perhaps if you watch the video of people going down it, you will figure out why
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart offers a fire 1 injure 4 deal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University to digitise books of mediaeval cures that are sure to be a hit with the antivax crowd
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Cessna 152 coming in for landing." "No, Cessna 340 coming in for landing." "No, Cessna 152 coming in for landing" "We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion"
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Thu August 18, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Driver mistakes suburban mall for farmer's market, only victim is the cart corral by the entrance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pretty sure "intentional" was never on the table
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"Do you ever consider that the folks behind the idea that the election was stolen, of which there isn't any evidence, may have targeted and taken advantage of folks like you, for whom a message of patriotism might appeal?"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LePaid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man blows up dumpster real good. Bonus: Subbys mom dated the guy in the 70s
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Tue August 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jonathan Huberdeau pledges to donate his brain to the study of CTE injuries after he dies, which is odd as most people assume he donated it before agreeing to play for the Calgary Flames for 8 years
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz recommends that stores move Capri Suns to the cleaning product section until they can get a new batch out
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Lashley vs Styles for the U.S. title, will Nikki & Doudrop be ready for Alexa & Asuka? Riddle me this, Riddle that, when will the King of Bros be back? Plus, will we get a certain magical InDex reunion? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iran responds to Rushdie assassination attempt: "No, you"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stephen King: Trump was a horror
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Sun August 14, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
The Trill Is Gone
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Fri August 12, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
2-year-old falls from third story window. Thankfully no tears in heaven
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Anybody need to take a pit stop?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
1 dead after shooting at cemetery. Convenient
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
1 dead after shooting at cemetery. Convenient
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Thu August 11, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, beach umbrella
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline: "Record Death Valley flooding a once-in-1,000-year event". Climate change: "Hold my beer"
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Wed August 10, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Three attack man as he gets behind wheel of his Jeep. They crossed the Rubicon on this one
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
And nothing of value was lost
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Critical race stuff now killing people, as we were assured it would
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a "massager" in the boys' bathroom at school is a good ... wait, what?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Karma continues to sack the Cleveland Browns
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Tue August 09, 2022
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Multiple people injured in wild brawl aboard Rhode Island ferry. No word on how many Rhode Islands were involved
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
What NYC needs is more good guys with frying pans
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If a tree fails in a park, do the injured people it hit make a sound?
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Fri August 05, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Never bring a baton to a gunfight
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy Llama, funny llama, llama llama dog
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man, this gritty reboot of Slumdog Millionaire sounds really intense
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Ten types of injuries no Farker will ever have to worry about
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Alligator spotted swimming with a knife in its head. "You should see the other guy," said the alligator
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
MMA fighter gets the worst broken nose EVER, calls it minor then begs referee to let the combat continue
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Mon August 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"HELP HELP I'M DROWNING- Hey, don't you play for the Habs?"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Water park catches fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vitro forklift accident claims woman's life. How many kids was she trying to have?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
TikTok has a brilliant lifehack to make airline travel easier: Request wheelchair service and skip the lines
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