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Wed August 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
🎵 Tell me more, tell me more 🎵 You co-starred as Eugene 🎵 Tell me more, tell me more 🎵 Now you're a locked-up has-been (LGT to mugshot)
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Teen dies in woodchipper incident. Should Subby go with a Fargo reference for the Green or a Tucker and Dale Versus Evil for the self-satisfaction of Too Obscure?
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Water park closes due to flooding
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Who the hell creates a secret account using a traceable work email containing their actual first and last name?? Amateurs
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Grief is the word
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lactation - The other whole milk
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(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
High speed chase through Manitoba mud goes about as expected
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Sun August 07, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If anyone was worried there wouldn't be rampant cheating on the NYPD sergeant's exam, rest assured that turned out to be a vicious rumor
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Thieves have stolen at least 20 whole briskets worth thousands of dollars from an Austin barbecue restaurant. Predictably, people are having a cow over this
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
That pesky 1/6 Committee just got the Secret Service to hand over agents' phone numbers. Next up --- asking phone providers for phone records
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Sat August 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
This is not a repeat from May 4, 1970
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bighaus going to the big house
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(Redfin)
 
 
 
This home has the curb appeal of an outdoor racquetball court, and the coziness of that 1984 Apple Computer commercial. Bonus: It's currently on the market for $10 million
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Fake COVID tests are being sold. That must be why the instructions in subby's test told them to pee on it and wait 15 minutes for a result
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(RCMP)
 
 
 
Mounties win game of Telephone
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Fri August 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper wanted for shop lifting
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials remind you not to erase the data on your phone, just in case they need information to use against you
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
If your kids are operating lemonade stands this summer, be sure to warn them about counterfeit $100 bills
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter admits that Elon Musk is a Twitter user
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
It pays to be a circumcised restaurant employee in Pennsylvania
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Thu August 04, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Walter Matthau fan opens fire on SF Muni bus; location of Bruce Dern unknown
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Most very American event reported at Mall of America
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders offer free back-to-school haircuts ("No guaranteed results"). Have you seen their owner?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The Toronto Sun has a brilliant suggestion to avoid getting shot
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Maybe something's gonna happen after all: Breonna Taylor edition
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bet you'll never guess which huge, creepily intrusive data-harvesting monstrosity is being sued for stalking your medical infor-- okay, yeah, way too easy
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's some fine sending of sexually explicit messages to children Mr. California 'Detective of the Year'
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"When witnesses concoct lies, they often miss the obvious." ― John Grisham, The Testament. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Obvious Edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's really, really embarrassing to admit you are a victim of a scam, but going public may help others. It may also be the only way to shame your bank into doing the right thing
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri shows its still angling for its own FARK tag as police respond to 40-person brawl at St. Louis County polling station, reports of candidates trying to run each other down. "This is unusual. We don't normally have stuff like this"
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
Ghost of Kiev still haunts the Russians
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Tue August 02, 2022
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
You goddamn right one was hurt in a Cranston shooting
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bottle-nosed dolphins have episodic memory recall and would love to see a reboot of "Gentle Ben' too
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Using a smartphone for notes and reminders could improve...errr, oops, I can't remember the results of the study. I should have made a note
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Whatacrash
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oracle: DELETE from Employees where (layoffs = true);
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
If you ditched your mobile home under the highway, the Kansas City police would like a word with you
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Mixmag)
 
 
 
Ravers break Guiness record, prove Disco Stu right
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Pop Pop Pop Warner combines football with target practice
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists claim humans migrated to Alberta oilsands as long ago as 13000 years and even then hated Trudeau
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Karma is already sacking the Cleveland Browns
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are we in a recession right now? Short answer: Yes with a but. Long answer: No with a longer explanation about why economists these days, like weather forecasters, have no idea what's happening
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today we get to find out if a woman who voted to impeach our Lord and Savior, His High Holiness and Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, can survive the maelstrom of hatred, anger, misinformation, and paranoia known as a Republican primary
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Maybe one should not require that the guests use a wormhole time machine
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Dept of the Interior)
 
 
 
How many seas must the energy sector sail, before they let wind turbines stand? The answer, my friend, is BOEM in the wind
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Homemade experimental car skids across highway, takes out multiple road signs, and ends up in the ditch. Did I say car? I mean airplane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Follow the yellow brick road, as nearby you'll find a strip club, a beer distributor, and a wedding reception hall. Sounds like a party
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Well, that'll chap your ass: judge blocks applying sunscreen to Butte
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Faulty cartridges powering ejection seats have grounded hundreds of F-35s. Expected fix is to remove cartridges, blow on them, and reinsert
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even Trump supporters aren't dumb enough to believe this excuse: "Sure I talked to FBI, but only to tell them how great you are"
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri gas chain decides to help combat high gas prices by putting diesel in customers' vehicles instead
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
In plea deal to stop from going to prison "Stop the Steal" speaker and insurrectionist provided the FBI with "significant information" about January 6 rally organizers
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Thu July 28, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Pack your things and go." "Screw you, I'm taking my whole office!"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What did your Shiat ancestors do for a living?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hairy chested women wanted in wig thefts
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"The greater their ignorance, the stronger their opinions." ― Ken Follett, Edge of Eternity. Well, I think he's wrong, and I feel strongly about it. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Opinionated Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unruly passenger forces plane flying from London to L.A. to land in Salt Lake City, instead. My God. Couldn't she just have made it crash or something? Those poor people
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hyundai fined $19.2 million by the CFPB for ruining people's credit by sending false information about their payment histories to credit reporting agencies. How often did this happen? Well the fine works out to about $2 per instance
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Cincinnati is so far behind the rest of America that they can't even get a mass shooting right
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
This low-budget Catwoman reboot is way less sexy than the original
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Recession likelihood up amid massive spike in news stories about it. The two most common: "We won't even know it was a recession for a year," and "All these news stories about how there might be a recession will cause one, please read my byline"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meta considers changing Covid misinformation policy...so I guess instead of ignoring it they'll actively promote and monetize it?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alex Jones trial update: "There are three types of people who deny that it happened and harass the victims' families: The mentally ill, those with incomplete and wrong information, and assholes like Jones who want power and money"
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Cat gets stuck inside a claw game. Unknown how many quarters used to free him
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dating app for anti-vaxxers turns out to lack protection
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(Independent)
 
 
 
When a fellow straphanger stabs you not two or four, but three times, it means, "I respect you but must take issue with this latest development in the discussion between us"
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
You definitely won't Enjoy Life if you eat any of these baked goods and snacks recalled due to potential plastic pieces
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Immunologist proverb: "Only vaccinate the children you intend to keep"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo dog, we heard you like Antetokounmpo, so what we did, dog, is because you had one Antetokounmpo, we traded Antetokounmpo to the Bucks, so now, player, you have two Antetokounmpos, so you can get your Antetokounmpo on, dog
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Everyone on the planet has owned a copy of Appetite For Destruction at some point. Well, everyone except for Slash
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The crypto lawyers are arguing about who gets paid. Tl;Dr: The only people that aren't losing are the lawyers and the people that were never involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, T-Mobile customers. You're about to share in a fat, $350 million payout due to their huge data breach. Which, after deducting lawyers' fees, should amount to *runs calculations* about $1.54 and a half pack of gum
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(Brooooo)
 
 
 
25% of the most insufferable bros you know will be bugging you for job leads soon, bro
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The four stages of Republican misinformation. (Hint: Stage 1 is not "Collect Underpants.")
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Excuse me, can you help me find some books about ABORTION?
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
It is a good day to see the new trailer for season 3 of "Star Trek: Picard"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas GOP wants to enshrine crypto in the state constitution. Not enshrined, but still along for the ride: deaths by carbon monoxide poisoning, freezing, hyperthermia
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Fri July 22, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Wait, are you saying that Americans don't say "Thank you," or "Have a good shift," or "Have a good day," to their bus drivers? We call out "Thank you," even from the back door on the TTC streetcars
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Pickers host Frank on the fritz due to stroke
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
One of the elusive pedophiles QAnon keeps talking about was just found at church
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sure, some fake reviews make us laugh. But corporations are laughing even more
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Knick knack paddywhack double murder in Chilliwack
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
Hero
 
No one will try to reach you about your car's extended warranty anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, new first cousins no one knew about before. What are your fun widespread genetic testing stories?
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Minimalist restaurant menus are out, it's time to tell us what the hell we're ordering
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secret Service: We don't know what happened to those text messages and it's such a shame they're missing. Inspector General: It is a shame, and it's now a criminal probe, and so does that help refresh your memory about what happened to the texts'?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pink sauce, really? Subby thinks that's enough Internets for the day
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Head of the Anti-Defamation League: "It's getting more difficult to spot the difference between a Tucker Carlson monologue and white supremacist talking points. Don't believe us? Just take a look--" Dude, let me stop you right there. I believe you
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
America where you have the right to free speech, unless you post on Facebook about the mayor's criminal past then you get arrested for protesting without a permit, wait what? Oh and Mr Mayor ever hear of the Streisand Effect?
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"All you ever were was a little bit of the universe, thinking to itself. Very specific; this bit, here, right now." ― Iain M. Banks, Surface Detail. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Minding edition
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The time crystals are real
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Comprehensive review finds no evidence depression caused by low serotonin. "We do not understand what antidepressants are doing to the brain exactly, and giving people this sort of misinformation prevents them from making an informed decision" *sigh*
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(KTTC Minnesota)
 
 
 
A Minnesota company has launched a campaign that not only supports dogs, but local breweries too. The brewery pass benefits the American Humane Society as well with 5% of the proceeds going to them. Have a drink with your pup on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Wiggins regrets that he was able play basketball in Canada this past year
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Cyprus Mail)
 
 
 
Germany has second thoughts about shutting down their remaining nuclear power plants. Russia being Russia and all
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
YouTube keeps recommending content that 71% of users keep reporting for misinformation, violence, hate speech, or scams. The Marketplace of Ideas
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
An individual cell is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO
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Mon July 18, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's a die heat
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry has apparently taken his method acting a little too far for his next movie "Madea Robs a Bank"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate who works at an adult bookstore isn't even the weirdest part of the story
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"By Tuesday"
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Sun July 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Play store has switched to "the honor system" when it comes to app permissions, letting developers tell THEM what things their apps access and just assume they're telling the truth. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Aldi recalls cheese, though not fondu-ly (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat July 16, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
NASCAR's Bobby East stabbed to death in the West. Suspect escaped gauntlet by turning right, still at large
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
G.I. YOU: Hasbro introduces putting your own face on Action Figures
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Fri July 15, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It can be a pain in the ass to have a felon as a fiancé, but not usually this directly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you had "Death of Ivana to delay criminal prosecution of the Trump Family" step forward and claim your prize
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(State of California)
 
 
 
Can you vouch for any of the charities that ask for vehicle donations? Want to donate a once nice - now too expensive to repair - car to a charity known to help its stated cause. Thank you
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"Police detain goat for questioning". Goat responded with "AAAAAAAAAA"
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Crypto winter hits the largest NFT marketplace as 20% of its workforce to be left adrift on the OpenSea
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Enjoy Life would like you to be aware that you will probably not enjoy the bits of plastic in their snacks
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(National Post)
 
 
 
A third of budtenders puffed, puffed, and passed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge denies Steven Bannon's motion to delay his criminal contempt trial which is due to begin Monday. No, this isn't a repeat from last Monday, but the ruling is the same this time too
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(smerconish.com)
 
 
 
Disinformation sucks, but do we really know what it is?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
7-Eleven offers $100K reward for info leading to arrest in string of robberies, because revenge is a dish best served after rolling under heat lamps for days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SEC to Elon Musk: "Hi, remember us? You called us shameless puppets and now we want to have a word with you about this whole Twitter thing"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House of Representatives approves measure for sharing information about streetlights
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants you to share letters you've written to friends in the form of a poem. Let's try that here with recent posts you've made to Fark
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Good twin and evil twin. New stabbiness: Two evil twins
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Inbreeding produces fewer racehorses. Sport of Kings indeed
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." ― J.R.R. Tolkien, who these days would be a Farker. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Lording edition
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Judging from the headline, Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" found an audience in Virginia
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon's Ring gave record amount of footage to government in 2021. The precious data. They wants it. They needs it, precious
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
What if Ivanka Trump is charged with perjury? Or anything, really
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney: "President Trump is a 76-year-old man. He is not an impressionable child. Just like everyone else in our country, he is responsible for his own actions and his own choices. Also, Dr. Bruce Banner is powerful and useful too"
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(Some Complexifier)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked threads
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Tue July 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gronk done with football in game of life
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter sues @elonmusk, waiting for reply and likes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
She obviously can't bear it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wait, did Bolton just admit he helped stage the Venezuelan coup? Isn't that, you know, Top Secret information?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need to cheat to get information about his opponents, since he knows it already. His grandson does, however, and will be roundhouse kicked into orbit shortly
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Two people pulled from the middle of the Hudson River after boat with 12 on board capsizes off of midtown Manhattan. Side note: Ferryman Subby and his company aided in the rescue
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Spirituality linked with better health outcomes, patient care? I'm of two minds
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson: "It's a wrap. Very many thanks to an amazing crew." Everyone else: "Wait, what?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Playmobil engages pursuit mode
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not drugs or CTE self-harm - Marion Barber died of heat stroke in his Frisco, Texas apartment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
NYC's Emergency Management Agency randomly decides to start airing a PSA on what to do during a nuclear attack. They later clarified that everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Turns out a billion dollar firm doesn't like pissing away $10k/day for contempt of court, and will *pinky swear* hand over all the documents Letitia James's office has requested
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Clerk refuses to ring up condoms. Walgreens HQ: It's OK, they can refuse to sell anything if they "have a moral objection." I can't wait to work there, refuse to ring through anything not fully vegan, organic, recyclable, and made entirely in the USA
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rogers becomes a textbook case in crisis communications. I mean, a cautionary tale is still, technically, a textbook case
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maybe pulling out of the nuclear deal with Iran was not such a good idea after all
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(Redfin)
 
 
 
You, too, can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Come on in for your free slurpee and try not to get shot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liverpool tries to attract brick-and-mortar Fark shop
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The gloves are off in the Tory leadership contest as accusations of spad shagging, tax dodging and S&M peccadilloes fly, all of which seems normal for Tories and should surprise nobody
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
In news that would have been mildly interesting in 1988, David Lee Roth releases new song
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Sun July 10, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Apparitional asshat arrested, ghost guns grabbed
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Sat July 09, 2022
(LabTown)
 
 
 
If you're going to set a fire in a school gymnasium, be sure to film yourself doing it, and absolutely post that video to social media
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The U.S. may be losing the fight against monkeypox. Also, the fight against gun violence. And theocracy. And misogyny. And white supremacy. Also misinformation, corporate corruption, climate change, crumbling infrastructure, and I'm running out of ch
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boeing prepared to let 737 Max die rather than comply with law on safety improvements
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Microsoft rolls back decision to disable Office macros by default after too many malware authors complain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That sound you just heard was Matt Gaetz crapping himself: "If this Court sets a hearing on the motion, the proceeding will convey specific information to the Court concerning Mr. Greenberg's cooperation against multiple individuals." LGT PDF (PDF)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
WILL Elon Musk actually commit to buying Twitter or not? WILL Twitter execs sue him if he won't? WHY does this need dramatic flourishes? SUBBY doesn't know
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Thu July 07, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
I guess we aren't doing phrasing anymore
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(Some IT guy)
 
 
 
College of the Desert in Palm Desert, California to soon have a number of IT department openings. Check their website for details... just not today
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ahead of Tuesday's release of JWST pictures and first science results, NASA releases an engineering image taken by Webb. It might be just a test, but it is one of the deepest images of the cosmos ever released
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas mask? Check. GoPro Camera? Check. Practice leaping over the bank teller's counter? Wait. What?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In subby's day we drank straight from the tap AND WE LIKED IT
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cups and saucers no longer good enough
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(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ben Wallace, UK Defence Secretary and four-time winner of the NBA Defensive Player of the Year Award, seen most likely to be next PM
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple is planning an 'extreme sports' Apple Watch with a larger screen and metal casing and better telemetry for when you plummet to your jackass death
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you left a stabbed corpse hidden under a blanket and handcuffed to a steering wheel of a pickup, Houston police would like to chat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Families affected by Uvalde elementary school shooting experiencing serious delays in getting financial aid from Texas state victims' fund. In Gov. Abbott's defense, those people griping about money have already received ample thoughts and prayers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: the middle of the road is a poor place to lie down and take a nap
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swimmer says she was drugged at world championships. Tonya Harding alibi confirmed
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Stone tools: So easy, anyone could do it
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"There are moments which are made up of too much stuff for them to be lived at the time they occur." ― John le Carré. This is your Fark writer's thread, full of stuff edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Price went over
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When a firm like Cushman and Wakefield would rather be in contempt of court than comply with a subpoena, you KNOW they are hiding some squirrelly shiat . But then what else would you expect from a firm that has worked for Trump for decades?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Insurrectionists plot revenge against committee investigating insurrectionists
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What goes up must come down, Yosemite Sam edition
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Hospital price transparency rules retain at least 94% opacity, but it's unclear why and it's difficult to shed light on it
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Republicans are running out of ideas on who, or what to blame for mass shootings. No worries. Marjorie Taylor Greene is here to save the day
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
There's two types of injury you can count on every 4th of July: firework-related and giraffe-related
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom, this Chocolate Listeria Swirl ice cream tastes funny
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(Some Hot Dog Lover)
 
 
 
How many hot dogs will be eaten? Is it nice that it is back on the usual Coney Island location? The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest is at 10:45 AM on ESPN3 for the women and Noon ET on ESPNews for the men. Bon appétit
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The floodgates of truth have opened
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Cop math
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Hockey player nabbed after avoiding draft notice..Will get 2 minutes in the box, feel shame
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rainbow Family members already collecting a wide spectrum of law enforcement actions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
31 dead in Indiana funeral home. Cause of non-death being investigated
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The only way to stop a good guy with a leaf blower is bad guy with a gun
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Sun July 03, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Whose grain is this? That's no one's business but the Turks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crypto company Celsius trying to break the heat by firing a quarter of its workers while still blocking all withdrawals
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks out his trunk flamethrower
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not sure how much more 'Murica you can get
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unwritten rule of baseball: the home runs will continue until morale improves
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
School hopes alumni will help
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The only winning lottery strategy is not to play
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Wegmans cries over onions
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You have twenty seconds to comply
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Always read the Product Description
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Fri July 01, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Puget Sound crabbing starts Friday. So if you've caught a case of crabs before today, you might have problems
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
After a math professor caught them cheating to get their #2 U.S. News ranking, Columbia will sit out this year's college rankings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Government websites can't fail the accessibility requirements written into law if the DOJ doesn't publish the required report for 10 years
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(Axios)
 
 
 
They're coming for abortion internet next
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise cars mysteriously all gather at intersection in San Francisco for an autonomous side show, blocking traffic for hours. Stephen King seen nearby furiously taking notes
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Dolly Parton)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton, taking a page from Disney, has transformed her 1996 tour bus into a hotel room that will set you back a mere $10k for two nights
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police, looking for arsonist, subpoena Google to get the IP address of anyone who Googled the house address 15 days prior to the fire. Smart criminals use Startpage.com for their criminal search needs
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(A salted)
 
 
 
Eat peanuts early and often
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(AP News)
 
 
 
20 percent of Americans don't have enough information to decide or don't know if TFG should be charged with a crime. Also, 148 percent have opinions about Amber Heard they are dying to tell you
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
"Popular Mechanics" magazine needs to subscribe to "Popular Proofreading" - article claims Comet C/2017 K2 is 172 MILES from Earth and Getting CLOSER
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Better late than never, we suppose
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Assault and battery suspect in San Francisco is more literal than most
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Wed June 29, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
California Department of Justice placed hundreds of thousands of conceal carry applicant information since 2011 including names, age, address, and permit status available for download on a public portal. Whoopsie, enjoy your free credit montoring
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that we only got Cassidy Hutchinson's hearing after she broke the omerta by switching attorneys from Trump's own ETHICS lawyer to a close associate of spurned Trump AG Jeff Sessions
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story." -Terry Pratchett. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Storied Edition
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Followup to a followup to a followup as the debate rages on, and now includes the statement, "one of the biggest Colin Kaepernick ball washers"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Candygram
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(Some Life on Mars)
 
 
 
Barbie introduces collectible doll honoring David Bowie, That's pretty Hunky Dory (pics)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nissan recalls 320K Pathfinders to stop them from going all Tommy Boy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"My client has recently become aware of her wildly disproportionate mouth-to-brains ratio"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The FBI says people are using deepfakes to apply to remote jobs but still has complete confidence in the wholesome integrity of resumes, dating profiles
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like punching people in the face over standard TCP/IP is going to be possible after all
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
South Carolina trying hard to make Sharia Law look good
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Fappuccino
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Tue June 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like monkeypox might actually be a thing
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Cop, usually farking around at work, picks random car at Walmart and tags it in the system as possible drug dealer so he looked busy that day
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Looks like there will be some sweet ribeye deals coming to parking lots just in time for the holiday
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
From the "Impending Backfires Everyone Can See Coming" Department: parents of Michigan school shooter intend to call him as a defense witness at their own trial
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(US SEC)
 
 
 
Don't cheat on tests. But if you do, don't cheat on ethics tests. But if you do, don't have hundreds of Ernst & Young accountants cheat on their ethics tests, and then have management lie to the SEC about it, resulting in a $100 million fine
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Digital World, the SPAC taking Truth Social public, is really getting a lot of attention. At least from the grand jury
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Mon June 27, 2022
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
Fire on Lannister Street in King's Landing; Daenerys Targaryan, dragons sought for questioning
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
After Edgelord Elon threatened to fire remote workers, it turns out that Tesla doesn't have enough desks
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Speed limit enforced by aircraft
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Roasted duck rice looks good, smells good, butt - and it's a big butt
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Don't accuse the Uvalde PD of doing nothing. They're clearly prepared to stalk and harass a mother who entered the school by herself and saved her two sons. But you see, she made them look bad
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
McCorporate triple-thick shake-up
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Have a VPN that runs through India? Might want to rethink that
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The USFL Playoffs begin with the semifinals. The Philadelphia Stars take on the New Jersey Generals at 3:00 PM ET on FOX. Then at 8:00 PM on NBC it is the New Orleans Breakers taking on the Birmingham Stallions. Who will prevail?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Utah: We're PROTECTING THE SANCTITY OF LIFE, BIATCHES. Also Utah: What? Your morning sickness is making you miss class? GTFO, you clearly don't belong at school
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
GOOGLE sez: our employees can relocate to States with abortion rights
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, when else are you going to get a chance to drive a Rolls Royce?
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
When you just can't get enough of that Central Asian Nomadic aroma
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass white rhino born at Cuba's National Zoo
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Assaulted by a 'fully grown adult potato'. Subby couldn't decide between asinine, awkward, dumbass, strange or amusing. Amusing won by a fully grown adult potato
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meal delivery service Daily Harvest recalls lentil dish which is de-livering its customers
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you drink to forget, don't forget the memory stick containing personal data of 460,000 people
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(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Atari commemorates 50th birthday with anniversary logo, announces that sequel to Yars' Revenge is coming, working title "Yars' Revenge II: The Revengeance"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Georgia GOP just got a bunch of DOJ subpoenas over their fake elector scheme
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Another sign that we're finally overcoming the Covid pandemic: The Michigan Summer Beer Festival is back
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(Some Doppelganger)
 
 
 
Looks like Sully and Mike are looking for a new Boo to scare
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Largest Burmese python in state's history caught in Everglades, weighing 215 pounds at nearly 18 feet. When do we start calling these beasts "Floridian pythons?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime introduces living room delivery
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CBS News)
 
Hero
 
How bad is the coverup on the Ulvade Police response to the shooting. Bad enough that a state senator has sued them to get the records. Tag is for the senator, The fail tag is for the DPS and Ulvade Police
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(Fansided)
 
Hero
 
Blue Jays hitting coach Guillermo Martinez ejected before the first pitch of today's game, for telling umpire Doug Eddings how awful he was the night before (and he was indeed, awful)
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies." -Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Shamelessly Lying edition
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Get busy balancin' or get busy dyin'
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
US airman arrested following investigation of terrorist attack at American base Green Village, Syria last April. No word if incident considered domestic terrorism with international flavor
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You are now leaving Connecticut... Welcome to Verm
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Red Air flight 203 is now arriving at... oh fark
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philippine government attorney shot and killed while taking an Uber to the airport with his mother in Philadelphia was only a case of road rage or a case of mistaken identity and not a hit by the opposition. "Only"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hubble's refusing to get on the orbital cart
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Thumb with a toupée busted
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Fire Sale
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Absent 11-foot-8 bridges, Florida man steps up to the challenge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Florida deputies have been disciplined for texting their friends about Bob Saget's death before his family was informed. Man, talk about a spoiler alert
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 19, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Pittsburgh Maulers maul the Michigan Panthers (Noon ET on USA Network)? Can the New Orleans Breakers contain the Houston Gamblers (8:30 PM ET on FS1)? It's the last of the regular season games for the USFL, it was quite a good run
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"I'M HELPING". Difficulty: Parents
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Sat June 18, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
TN SOS charged with DUI. OMG WTF
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's the tenth and final week of the USFL regular season. Can the N.J. Generals conquer the Philadelphia Stars at 12:00 PM ET on the USA Network? Can the Birmingham Stallions trample over the T.B. Bandits at 4:00 PM on FOX? Tune in to find out
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
🎵 When the shiat hits the fan / but your dick's in your hand / that's Uvaldeeee 🎵
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Fri June 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Choose one word to describe this. Meta selling designer clothes for your digital avatar
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(TheAutopian)
 
 
 
Disappeared without a trace? Anyone seen Kaneda?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Having your attorney say "somebody else 'could' have been responsible for murder", of coworker you stalked, and whose bones were found on your property, and whose porch had your blood on it after denying ever being there is not a winning strategy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The City of Uvalde has hired a law firm to argue they don't have to release the police body cam footage on the grounds it might be "embarrassing" and "emotionally distressing"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
YouTube deleted a video uploaded by the Jan. 6th Committee due to "election misinformation". Perhaps there should be a Tech Monopoly and Misinformation Distribution Committee to investigate Alphabet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince out temporarily as CEO of WWE. When asked about a potential return, the board felt he's got no chance in hell
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The unlimited wants of the few are not shared by the many
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and have found no systemic issue with harassment. ~ Activision
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ investigating Eastman, Giuliani for the "alternate slate of electors" plan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Researchers analyzed 45 million tweets to see who spread the most disinformation about the 2020 election. You can probably name most of the top 10 without even looking
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Local woman does not understand why people say her shop selling historical artifacts is racist, and OMG they are displaying an item called n-word scalps...only they did not say n-word
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Astros' Luis Garcia and Phil Maton become the first teammates to record immaculate innings in the same game. Bonus: Against the exact same batters
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
School apparently stores milky-white floor sealer next to milk in the cafeteria, because what's the worst that could happen?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dear House Oversight Committee, I decline to attend your hearing investigating workplace conduct of the Washington Commanders. Sincerely, Dick Snyder
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
Ten Missouri schools closed for Second Amendment celebration
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The Seventh Level of Hell is now offering a non-stop flight to the Eighth Level of Hell
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes." --Rex Kramer. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Shirley you can't be Serious Edition
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
So when you hear about people who drag their feet and dont do anything until the last possible second, you think of teenagers, texans, floridians, etc. You do NOT think that the government of Japan would be caught off guard by the death if IE
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vladimir "Jelly Legs" Putin
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Tue June 14, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Wow, that IS fantastic
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Active shooter near Lackland Air Force Base. Unfortunately, all good guy guns are aircraft-mounted, so it's gonna be a minute
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Calling in death threats to the Coeur d'Alene Police Department after the arrest of 31 Patriot Front members? That's a bold strategy Cotton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Farkers in accounting care to weigh-in on why so many senior jobs in industry require Big 4 experience? It seems like a fairly arbitrary way to exclude otherwise perfectly qualified candidates
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Truth Social censors users who post footage from the Jan. 6th hearings. If only someone would set up a social network that would allow for true, unfettered Free Speech
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lie Social
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Week 9 of the USFL continues with the Tampa Bay Bandits and the New Orleans Breakers at 4:00 PM ET on FOX. Then at 7:30 PM ET on FS1 it is the Philadelphia Stars and the Pittsburgh Maulers. Two Southern teams and a Keystone state battle to enjoy
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
USA Today discovers someone is actually coaching the Nebraska Cornhuskers and files a lawsuit over it
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Week 9 of the USFL season starts at 1:00 PM ET with the New Jersey Generals and the Michigan Panthers on NBC. Then at 6:00 PM on USA the Houston Gamblers will try to go e the Birmingham Stallions their first loss. The season is winding down, folks
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Tinder?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There's probably a parasite living in your brain right now
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Fri June 10, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
At the sadness of dozens of grandparents that bought it, Meta will be discontinuing consumer-sale of Portal
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey man pleads guilty to fleecing the rubes by selling disinfectant wipes that he falsely claimed could kill the coronavirus, a scheme that made him $2.7 million
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney said Scott Perry asked for a pardon. Perry's office says she's lying. Let's wait and see who has the receipts
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man who raps about robbing ATMs arrested for ... well, let's just say it wasn't unpaid parking tickets
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Having spent 40% of their budget on cops who stood around and let children be murdered, Uvalde school district announces plans to hire more cops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another Thursday in America where we've tried nothing to prevent this and we're all out of ideas
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Group aiming to defund disinformation wants to fark Fox News in the ads
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want R. Kelly to piss off for 25 years
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Twitter gives consent for Musk to suck on its full blast firehose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's always a public defender Mr. Cheapskate
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Human meatball. It's like "human centipede", but with more legs, and mashed
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent." ― Neil Gaiman. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, lying with the truth edition
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Margarine didn't do her own research
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Elections Canada calls for making it illegal to spread disinformation, barring hate groups from forming political parties, and other things opposite of everything that's happening in America, because being opposite America is the Canadian identity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Jupiter turns out to be inhomogeneous, confusing GQP types and fundies even more. And don't get them started about the glitter
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A patch to keep Mars helicopter Ingenuity flying? If only there was a word for it
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Someone is killing the feral cats of Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In his "defense", Oprah did unleash Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz on us
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it possible you don't have a higher libido but are no longer attractive to him?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fetterman's heel
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a wanted suspect in a murder investigation you can travel the country freely if you're attractive with red hair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that you've followed the company's original suggestion to discard your tainted product, Jif has provided a form for you to get reimbursed for their error using the details from your discarded product
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man dies between a dock and a hard place
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk threatens not to consummate until "proof" of spam metric is provided. Twitter says there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Tesla owners say their cars suddenly stop, thinking it hears Elon's voice on the wind
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Sun June 05, 2022
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
🎶We got no more Trouble, down here in Atlanta city🎶
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
We have a doubleheader for Sunday of Week 8 of the USFL season. First it is the Michigan Panthers and the Philadelphia Stars at Noon ET on FOX. Then at 4:00 PM on Peacock it's the Houston Gamblers and the Tampa Bay Bandits. The season is winding down
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline writer has apparently discovered a Highlander, Jesus, or something of the sort
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC man steals ambulance while paramedics are distracted. Can anyone recommend a nice chianti? Asking for a friend
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man back at his old job after 8-year hiatus
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The New Orleans Breakers are 5-2, the Birmingham Stallions are undefeated at 7-0. It's a battle of Southern teams as Week 8 of the USFL season continues at 3:00 PM ET on FOX
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis cops became kinder and gentler after killing George Floyd. Now they "allegedly" just hand out severe beatings, make up imaginary informants, and plant drugs on people who file complaints
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz publically favors lower age restrictions because, hey, they're going to do it eventually anyways so what's the point in delaying it?
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Chesterfield, Virginia: come on down. Your six wounded and one dead make you a participant in 2022's mass shooting epidemic
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan member of parliament Cathay Wagantall asked to go take her unvaccinated wagon home
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Night USFL action brings us the Pittsburgh Maulers and the New Jersey Generals. Pittsburgh is 1-6 and the Generals are 6-1. Will there be a big upset? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on the USA Network
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Spider-man, spider-man, on your PC? Now you can
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Thu June 02, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Doug Mastriano (R-eally nuts) agrees to Jan 6 committee interview
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to keep from becoming cynical as you get older. Yeah, right, like that's going to happen
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man sought after AR-15 and piggy bank are stolen from Florida home. Police hope the burglar is simply aiming for change
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tanks for the memory, we criminally conversed, got nothing in our purse, we chuckleheads keep just making it worse
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