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| Wed July 27, 2022 |
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"The greater their ignorance, the stronger their opinions." ― Ken Follett, Edge of Eternity. Well, I think he's wrong, and I feel strongly about it. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Opinionated Edition
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Unruly passenger forces plane flying from London to L.A. to land in Salt Lake City, instead. My God. Couldn't she just have made it crash or something? Those poor people
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Hyundai fined $19.2 million by the CFPB for ruining people's credit by sending false information about their payment histories to credit reporting agencies. How often did this happen? Well the fine works out to about $2 per instance
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Cincinnati is so far behind the rest of America that they can't even get a mass shooting right
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This low-budget Catwoman reboot is way less sexy than the original
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Recession likelihood up amid massive spike in news stories about it. The two most common: "We won't even know it was a recession for a year," and "All these news stories about how there might be a recession will cause one, please read my byline"
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Meta considers changing Covid misinformation policy...so I guess instead of ignoring it they'll actively promote and monetize it?
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Alex Jones trial update: "There are three types of people who deny that it happened and harass the victims' families: The mentally ill, those with incomplete and wrong information, and assholes like Jones who want power and money"
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Cat gets stuck inside a claw game. Unknown how many quarters used to free him
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| Tue July 26, 2022 |
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Dating app for anti-vaxxers turns out to lack protection
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When a fellow straphanger stabs you not two or four, but three times, it means, "I respect you but must take issue with this latest development in the discussion between us"
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You definitely won't Enjoy Life if you eat any of these baked goods and snacks recalled due to potential plastic pieces
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Immunologist proverb: "Only vaccinate the children you intend to keep"
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Yo dog, we heard you like Antetokounmpo, so what we did, dog, is because you had one Antetokounmpo, we traded Antetokounmpo to the Bucks, so now, player, you have two Antetokounmpos, so you can get your Antetokounmpo on, dog
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Everyone on the planet has owned a copy of Appetite For Destruction at some point. Well, everyone except for Slash
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| Wed July 20, 2022 |
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America where you have the right to free speech, unless you post on Facebook about the mayor's criminal past then you get arrested for protesting without a permit, wait what? Oh and Mr Mayor ever hear of the Streisand Effect?
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"All you ever were was a little bit of the universe, thinking to itself. Very specific; this bit, here, right now." ― Iain M. Banks, Surface Detail. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Minding edition
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The time crystals are real
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Comprehensive review finds no evidence depression caused by low serotonin. "We do not understand what antidepressants are doing to the brain exactly, and giving people this sort of misinformation prevents them from making an informed decision" *sigh*
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A Minnesota company has launched a campaign that not only supports dogs, but local breweries too. The brewery pass benefits the American Humane Society as well with 5% of the proceeds going to them. Have a drink with your pup on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Andrew Wiggins regrets that he was able play basketball in Canada this past year
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| Tue July 19, 2022 |
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Germany has second thoughts about shutting down their remaining nuclear power plants. Russia being Russia and all
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YouTube keeps recommending content that 71% of users keep reporting for misinformation, violence, hate speech, or scams. The Marketplace of Ideas
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An individual cell is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it
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"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO
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| Tue July 12, 2022 |
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Gronk done with football in game of life
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Twitter sues @elonmusk, waiting for reply and likes
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She obviously can't bear it
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Wait, did Bolton just admit he helped stage the Venezuelan coup? Isn't that, you know, Top Secret information?
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to cheat to get information about his opponents, since he knows it already. His grandson does, however, and will be roundhouse kicked into orbit shortly
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Two people pulled from the middle of the Hudson River after boat with 12 on board capsizes off of midtown Manhattan. Side note: Ferryman Subby and his company aided in the rescue
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Spirituality linked with better health outcomes, patient care? I'm of two minds
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Jeremy Clarkson: "It's a wrap. Very many thanks to an amazing crew." Everyone else: "Wait, what?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Playmobil engages pursuit mode
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Not drugs or CTE self-harm - Marion Barber died of heat stroke in his Frisco, Texas apartment
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NYC's Emergency Management Agency randomly decides to start airing a PSA on what to do during a nuclear attack. They later clarified that everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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Turns out a billion dollar firm doesn't like pissing away $10k/day for contempt of court, and will *pinky swear* hand over all the documents Letitia James's office has requested
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| Mon July 11, 2022 |
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Clerk refuses to ring up condoms. Walgreens HQ: It's OK, they can refuse to sell anything if they "have a moral objection." I can't wait to work there, refuse to ring through anything not fully vegan, organic, recyclable, and made entirely in the USA
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Rogers becomes a textbook case in crisis communications. I mean, a cautionary tale is still, technically, a textbook case
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Maybe pulling out of the nuclear deal with Iran was not such a good idea after all
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You, too, can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
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Come on in for your free slurpee and try not to get shot
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Liverpool tries to attract brick-and-mortar Fark shop
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The gloves are off in the Tory leadership contest as accusations of spad shagging, tax dodging and S&M peccadilloes fly, all of which seems normal for Tories and should surprise nobody
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In news that would have been mildly interesting in 1988, David Lee Roth releases new song
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| Wed June 29, 2022 |
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California Department of Justice placed hundreds of thousands of conceal carry applicant information since 2011 including names, age, address, and permit status available for download on a public portal. Whoopsie, enjoy your free credit montoring
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Remember that we only got Cassidy Hutchinson's hearing after she broke the omerta by switching attorneys from Trump's own ETHICS lawyer to a close associate of spurned Trump AG Jeff Sessions
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"If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story." -Terry Pratchett. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Storied Edition
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Followup to a followup to a followup as the debate rages on, and now includes the statement, "one of the biggest Colin Kaepernick ball washers"
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Candygram
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Barbie introduces collectible doll honoring David Bowie, That's pretty Hunky Dory (pics)
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Nissan recalls 320K Pathfinders to stop them from going all Tommy Boy
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"My client has recently become aware of her wildly disproportionate mouth-to-brains ratio"
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The FBI says people are using deepfakes to apply to remote jobs but still has complete confidence in the wholesome integrity of resumes, dating profiles
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Looks like punching people in the face over standard TCP/IP is going to be possible after all
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South Carolina trying hard to make Sharia Law look good
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Fappuccino
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| Wed June 15, 2022 |
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School apparently stores milky-white floor sealer next to milk in the cafeteria, because what's the worst that could happen?
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Dear House Oversight Committee, I decline to attend your hearing investigating workplace conduct of the Washington Commanders. Sincerely, Dick Snyder
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Ten Missouri schools closed for Second Amendment celebration
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The Seventh Level of Hell is now offering a non-stop flight to the Eighth Level of Hell
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"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes." --Rex Kramer. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Shirley you can't be Serious Edition
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So when you hear about people who drag their feet and dont do anything until the last possible second, you think of teenagers, texans, floridians, etc. You do NOT think that the government of Japan would be caught off guard by the death if IE
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Vladimir "Jelly Legs" Putin
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