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Sat July 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You want scary? How about the fact that President Donald Trump has not been briefed by the nation's leading infectious disease expert, Dr. Fauci, for about two months about the pandemic
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Fri July 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't ignore advice from your top infectious disease expert if you ignore the existence of your expert in the first place
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Hopefully the database column for daily COVID cases was not a 16-bit unsigned integer, because the United States just passed that number
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Thu July 09, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Unfortunately accurate headline of the day to point out the stupid: "America Is Refusing to Learn How to Fight the Coronavirus"
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(Big Ten Conference)
 
 
 
The Big Ten announces they will only play with themselves this fall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New WHO guidance says it needs evidence on airborne transmission. WHY? Because they're clinging to the surface-transmission theory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Denver cop fired for using whiteout to cover up crash during unauthorized chase, and by "using whiteout," we mean using actual whiteout to conceal the damage to his police cruiser
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have now passed the point where contact tracing for Covid in portions of the U.S. is even possible. Enjoy your summer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"The US is not yet in a second wave (rather), a constant first wave that just continues to crest. The political willpower necessary to limit transmission through robust, ongoing lockdown measures seems, unfortunately, to have been snuffed out"
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Doctors say experimental treatment may have rid man of HIV, refuse to comment on what super powers he may develop
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Mon July 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Update from Fauci: We should know by end of the year if any of the 3 vaccine candidates are safe and efficient. And the increases in Covid19 is not a second wave because we never went down far enough for it to be considered a wave
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New case of deadly plague reported in China. Not COVID19, something else
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over 65? Want to take a cruise? The EU may make you bring a doctor's note (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The virus is evolving. We are not (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; Horror fans were born in it, moulded by it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(WGN Radio)
 
 
 
It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, and we'll have to quarantine for two weeks. Hit it
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cancer tools that help Tasmanian devils could help humans, assuming we can get them intact out of those little tornadoes
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Welcome to Pennsylvania. Here's your mandatory mask
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden invites Fauci to extend his service when he beats Donnie on election day. Countdown to Donnie firing Fauci 10,9,8,7
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House told Fauci to shut down bat virus study. Bat mobiles, bat copters prioritized
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Mike Pence is now urging people to wear masks. See? He's always taken this whole coronavirus thing seriously
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG greenlight this now, it's too good to check no time to check anyway just greenlight it already greenlight it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, Florida maybe you should rethink this DeSantis, he might not know what he is doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: No more overseas vacations or sporting events until 80 percent of you take my vaccine
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Co-founder of ReOpen Maryland movement: "I was diagnosed yesterday at the ER with COVID-19 and here I am months after not wearing a mask at rallies, churches and so on and so it's funny how capricious this thing is"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So when the COVID-19 vaccine becomes available, who will be the first to get it?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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Wed June 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
A French study suggests school kids don't spread the virus. At least, not when they're smoking or having a sippy cup of bordeaux
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meet President Codpiece: Defender of the Nuts
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Fauci says he's no roadblock to NFL season, more like a flashing sign warning "Bridge out ahead"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Viral science superspreader Dr. Fauci testifies before the US House today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine for some, tiny American sponges for others
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If a bat sneezes in the woods and there are no humans nearby, does the pandemic exist?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If a bat sneezes in the woods and there are no humans nearby, does the pandemic exist?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers unseal catastrophic disease events in marine mammals. Yes, cetaceans are provided
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Bad? The virus. Worse? Bonus bacterial superinfection
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The National Drug Stockpile is now stuck with 63 million doses of obvious tag
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In other words, no
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The feng shui of proper pandemic patio design still has a certain je ne se quois to it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sick and dying: the viral "R" number. New super-spreader scaryness: the "K" number
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(Wired)
 
 
 
H5N1 avian flu. SARS. Covid-19. All are bad, but they might not be the "big one." Sleep tight
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trashcan Lannister opens medical wing of deep state conspiracy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's bad for you? Flushing the toilet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes it eight virus-free days before going back down under
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Haiti says virus infections have peaked, daily voodoo zombification is returning to normal levels
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"As far as the virus is concerned, we can allow it to dominate us, or we can learn as much as we can about it and we can learn how to live with it in a safe, prescribed manner. And I think the second option is the one that's going to be adopted"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
" . . . and coming into the bottom turn in Congo by a neck it's Coronavirus, Coronavirus taking the lead, but here comes Measles from behind and on the inside stretch it'S . . . Ebola"
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
At least nearly extinct parasites aren't making a come back in 2020. Wait, what's that? Oh for Fark's sake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(Axios)
 
 
 
John Bolton's June 23rd book will contain many juicy revelations about Trump
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Thu June 11, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Get ready for covid-related drug shortages. "Among medical specialties severely affected are oncology, critical care and infectious disease"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump think tank call hints at another Covid-19 outbreak
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says the worse is yet to come
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The WHO releases its new hit, Ball of Confusion
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Clickbait-y headline: "Breakthrough: microbe found to block the transmission of malaria." Article: "There is still a lot of work to do before we find a viable strategy"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WHO still trying to figure out what, where, when and why. Apparently all that social distancing may not have mattered at all, as asymptomatic transmission may be rare
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Who discovered the first vaccine? "It remains paradoxical that inoculation arose among the exorcists"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'We don't inevitably have to have a second wave,' says Dr. Fauci, adding, 'but then again, water might not inevitably be wet, either.'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brazil's government is just going to pretend that this whole coronavirus thing never happened
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mankind has been battling mosquitoes for centuries, and it turns out their secret weakness is...Perlite?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
A Crimson Tide is also known as a Red Tide, an infectious disease that infects the respiratory system. Also the Alabama football team
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
\m/ From 'Copenhell' to 'Copenheaven' aaaaaaa-men. \m/
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New fungus found in hospitals is linked to lung disease
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
2020 pulls a throwback move, figures now is the time to bring back the tick-borne disease that has symptoms just like COVID. Stores run out of DEET in 3...2
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The eventual vaccine may require two shots - good thing we've got two cheeks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A bad thing about the George Floyd protests? COVID-19 spikes
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fauci could be a big winner at Belmont today. BoneSpurs is scratched
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The next global health pandemic could easily erupt in your backyard. But with a little luck and judicious planning, you may be able to blame your crappy neighbors
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Check out this new office layout for the post COVID-19 world. Uhh, guys?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists say that eventually it will be us or them. Personally, I'm taking the side of the chickens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While the US struggles with almost two million cases and 104,000 deaths, Vietnam, a country without wealth or an advanced healthcare system has not even had one death, here's why
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading too quickly for England's lockdown to ease up
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Police poked perusing pedestrians pair of purses
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Police poked perusing pedestrians pair of purses
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Masks? Here comes the science
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can't have a second wave if the first wave never ends
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A new poll says half of Americans would get a COVID vaccine. The other half say "It's in Thanos' hands now"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but Gilroy is running out of garlic
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins owner says fans will definitely be in stadiums for the NFL season, somehow forgetting he owns the Dolphins
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, one of the few states that actually listened to scientists and medical experts, still may have 800k more COVID-19 cases than officially reported. Again, this was one of the better responding states
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller is reproducing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump killed 2017 OSHA airborne disease response plan. "If that rule had gone into effect, then every hospital, every nursing home would...have a plan where they made sure they had enough respirators and they were prepared for this sort of pandemic"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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(The Week)
 
 
 
History can teach us how life will change after Coronavirus
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're wearing masks. Will you wear a face shield now?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood may bring in Daleks to keep sets germ-free
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge fund head honcho upset that people listen to advice from doctors and epidemiologists during a medical pandemic and not REAL experts like hedge fund managers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: only 24 states have uncontrolled outbreaks of coronavirus now. Memorial Day stupids determined to beat that record
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC admits it made a wee "oopsie" and has been combining the results from viral and antibody testing in its covid testing tracker which just HAPPENS to artificially lower the positive test percentage, a key metric in whether states can "re-open"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How sportsball players can minimize their 'rona risks. Also, the spitball is apparently legal in cricket
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, let me think. Ummm, No. Does no work for you?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says that even if there's a second round of coronavirus, he won't close the country
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In rare GOOD Covid news, the CDC has a very effective treatment for the version killing kids (MIS-C). Of a test group of 33, the mortality rate was 0 percent, and 82 percent had been discharged from the hospital
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In rare GOOD Covid news, the CDC has a very effective treatment for the version killing kids (MIS-C). Of a test group of 33, the mortality rate was 0 percent, and 82 percent had been discharged from the hospital
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Party and Power over People: Trump and his enablers in the Republican party are responsible for the needless deaths of tens of thousands of American citizens
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Party and Power over People: Trump and his enablers in the Republican party are responsible for the needless deaths of tens of thousands of American citizens
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO reports most coronavirus cases in a day, "We still have a long way to go in this pandemic." Hey man, cool shirt,... um, you were saying?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another consequence of the pandemic: The number of sexually transmitted diseases is skyrocketing; in part because health care workers normally assigned to STD cases have been redeployed to the coronavirus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Brazil is now number three
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Zumba leads to corona, study finds
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Expert at Johns Hopkins says a Covid-19 vaccine is "possible" by the end of the year just like it's possible Subby will have a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Amy Adams by the end of the year, but, in both cases "don't bank on it"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
For all of you wanting to come out of lockdown early, here's how the second wave of the Spanish flu was even deadlier than first (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
For all of you wanting to come out of lockdown early, here's how the second wave of the Spanish flu was even deadlier than first (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm polio. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Did you miss me?"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dogs who can already smell cancer and Parkinson's Disease now being trained to sniff out COVID-19. Good boi? Nope, goodest boi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Fri May 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Lancet: Replace Trump And Bolster The CDC, ya morons
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Left wing Mother Jones comes clean and agrees with Trump, somewhat: China's response to the coronavirus outbreak was pretty bad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Move over Pokemon and Hello Kitty, a mythical mermaid monster has gone viral in kooky monster-loving Japan as it prays for end of the coronavirus pandemic
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So kids having heart attacks is what we have to look forward to. Sure there's an R.E.M. song we could use as reference but we won't
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Article asks "can riding an elevator give me coronavirus?". The answer is yes. Especially if you're raw-dogging it
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
You'll be no doubt shocked to learn that in a factual dispute between Sen. "I have a plan for that" Warren and Press Secretary Barbie, the numbers are 100% on Warren's side
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Listen up - here's everything you need to know about herd immunity
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Long story short: forecasts are useless because of morons
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Idiots who can barely count to ten weigh in on science
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Much like your kids still living at home, COVID-19 may never go away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Look Dr. Fauci, at first it was cool you were so knowledgeable and your reassuring presence really helped keep America calm, but honestly we are now SO over your stubborn insistence on using "facts' and "evidence" ALL the time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Look Dr. Fauci, at first it was cool you were so knowledgeable and your reassuring presence really helped keep America calm, but honestly we are now SO over your stubborn insistence on using "facts' and "evidence" ALL the time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I don't care for this Three Stooges reboot
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(Design Week UK)
 
 
 
From stupid slogans to infantile infographics to convoluted charts, UK design experts are unimpressed with Boris Johnson's newest attempts at coronavirus lockdown messaging
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Seven indicators that Michigan's Governor Gretchen Whitmer is doing it right
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yes yes, but what about the Needful suffering?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Today is the 200th birthday of Crimean War hero Florence Nightingale whose nursing reforms saved countless lives. To celebrate here is an article on how she used math to improve healthcare
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
A coronavirus vaccine should be mandatory for all Americans, across the board to put it behind us
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bill Gates regrets he didn't do more to warn world about pandemics. Still refuses to apologize for Windows ME
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bill Gates regrets he didn't do more to warn world about pandemics. Still refuses to apologize for Windows ME
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you call a meatpacking plant with coronavirus testing? White House
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci in "modified quarantine," which is a weird way of saying Guantanamo
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Musk threatens to pull out of California if the state doesn't let his workers risk exposure to coronavirus
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
What the porn industry can teach us about safety in the COVID-19 era. Subby has seen that movie already; the student didn't really learn much
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House attempts murder on elderly. Trump apparently does NOT want to be reelected
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you that thought Massachusetts didn't have any Republicans, save the Governor, here's a video with every one of the morons crowded together protesting
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not only does Montana have the fewest coronavirus cases per capita it also has one of the best labs in the world for producing a cure, located in a tiny town a stone's throw from a giant wilderness area
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxers realize they don't want the dumbass tag anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare WaPo Fark-ready headline: The urgent quest for a coronavirus treatment involves door-to-door blood collection and a llama
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Booty call sinks sage scientist
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Tue May 05, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Early government intervention is key to reducing the spread of COVID-19," says the horse long after the barn has gone up in flames and is nothing but a smoldering pile
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you wondered why the number of resolved cases of COVID-19 are so low, it's because people aren't recovering
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember "desk-hoteling" and "open office" plans that many tech businesses and the federal government insisted were the wave of the future for workspace? In a post Covid-19 world those are clearly going to be a thing of the past
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Infectious PA woman goes out on the town after quarantine, gets a night in jail and a new ankle bracelet
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Masked Belgians begin their cautious exit from lockdown, won't commit to having a new album out any time soon
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven tries to explain why COVID-19 forecasts range all the way from "we're going to die" to "we're ALL going to die"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dolphins reveal plans to host fans at stadium amid coronavirus pandemic: Let them enter in staggered fashion before they all clump together in the beer lines and seating rows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I didn't screw this up it was Fauci" says scared con man who sees the con ending
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci compares US to Humpty Dumpty
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci compares US to Humpty Dumpty
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens if a coronavirus vaccine is never developed?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead set to make a zillion dollars on Remdesivir. Wait, what that? They are donating the entire supply?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Jonas Salk used his kids as test monkeys for the polio vaccine. A second dose was injected while pics were taken for March of Dimes publicity. Try and imagine this happening today
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Infectious disease experts warn pandemic is more of a "rolling situation", prepare us to "expect more New Yorks"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"The Michigan GOP's secession plan for COVID-19"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know that whole 'Military spending is a total waste' thing? Might want to rethink that
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic will likely last until the middle of Biden's first term or Trump's corruption trial, whichever comes first
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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Thu April 30, 2020
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas: The Australia of America, except with guns
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(Harvard)
 
 
 
Mass General and Harvard have created this Covid-19 policy consequences simulator for you to enjoy during lockdown, which according to their simulator should mean you'll have lots of time to figure out how to play with it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New more accurate model predicts 80,000 - 90,000 deaths by mid May. That's 1300-2000 deaths/day. Might be underestimating
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
60,000
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
This is good news out of Worst Korea
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announced federal guidelines saying states should have 14 continuous days of falling numbers of COVID-19 cases before reopening. Guess how many states qualify to reopen. Go ahead, guess
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Got COVID? The numbers say get selenium, stat
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There is no absolute truth" says infectious disease expert who clearly has never been to FARK
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is of the opinion that these two medical morons should have their licenses suspended, but hey, that's just me
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reality: 10,000 Americans have died of Coronavirus in the last five days. Texas Republican Alt-Reality: Time to open back up
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Pandemic, shmandemic. Let's hope we never have another New England Vampire Panic
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"No evidence shows that having coronavirus prevents a second infection". Other than that, though, how's your day?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cats get it, dogs get it, even pigeons get it. We're going to put this in the D'awww tab to distract us from the humans who don't get
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Challenge trial" time for potential COVID-19 vaccines. What's that? Oh, just a thing where you give some people vaccines and others a placebo and then deliberately expose them all
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Some Kansan)
 
 
 
Kansas politician claims state has fewer COVID-19 cases because "people have a better immunity out here". Also, fewer brain cells, more foots in mouths
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, they're still hunting for the cure, but researchers have created 'decoy' nanoparticles which can block HIV and prevent infection, which is pretty duckin' cool
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China donates $30 million to WHO to ensure they're stigginit to Trump
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Good data (with limitations acknowledged) re hospitalization rates and correlating factors. Age is a risk factor, most (but not all) hospitalized patients have underlying conditions, not necessarily at a much higher rate than the general population
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liberal conspiracy to kill the economy and make Trump look bad reaches all the way back to 1918
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China undisappears journalist who got too close to the truth in Wuhan
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's read some pandemic literature
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Picture shows how 9 people in a restaurant got the coronavirus thanks to the placement of an air conditioning unit, will mean you never look at an A/C unit the same way again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are reporting they are seeing a mystery illness killing tits. No word on the report that seeing tits causes kittens to be killed
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Dr. Anthony Fauci tells 7-year-old that the Tooth Fairy won't catch the virus
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were pinning your hopes on a COVID-19 vaccine to allow civilization to reopen, prepare to be disappointed
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Director of U.S. agency key to coronavirus vaccine development leaves role suddenly. Yeah this is not a good thing and will not end well
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protests against government epidemic policies aren't entirely rare, but a president joining with protestors in his own country, rallying against his own policies, is
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protests against government epidemic policies aren't entirely rare, but a president joining with protestors in his own country, rallying against his own policies, is
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
New MIT machine learning model shows relaxing quarantine rules will spike COVID-19 cases
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Doctor who came out of retirement to help amid COVID-19 pandemic develops illness himself
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's golf club is pushing an unfounded, dangerous theory that alcohol will cure Covid-19
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fauci warns protests will backfire
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's recent pneumonia death statistics suggest Coronavirus appeared earlier, and has been much deadlier, than state officials admit
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(The Week)
 
 
 
That's how "The Andromeda Strain" ended
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxxers are inoculating themselves against anti-vaxxer propaganda upon discovering what it means to lack immunity to COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxxers are inoculating themselves against anti-vaxxer propaganda upon discovering what it means to lack immunity to COVID-19
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Protection chief actually believes Trump's non-existent wall helped curtail the coronavirus pandemic. Only the best, people, only the best
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hold that line. Hold it tight. Come on people, fight, fight, fight
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, Seattle, you're pretty much screwed
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Who are you going to believe, MIT researchers who are warning of a coronavirus 'explosion' if lockdowns are eased too soon or Trump who wants to open up everything early?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Getting a lot of infections lately? There may be a toomah in your fyuchah
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(Northampton Chronicle and Echo)
 
Weeners
 
Businessman takes on Hiscox
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Fri April 17, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dude offed himself. Sad." "Well, he tested positive. Coronavirus death." "But--" "Forget it, Jake. It's statistics"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If every British citizen with a phone with Bluetooth Low Energy agrees to install spyware, the country might be let out of prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy tests the entire crew of the USS Roosevelt and discovers that either the coronavirus test gives out a lot of false positives or there are way, way more asymptomatic cases than previously known
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus detectable in crotch area
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
"If they had their way, they would save every human life"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Xi and Trump would appear to have been using the same COVID-19 playbook, and we're all going to pay the price
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Dr Anthony Fauci: Sexy man, or SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Guess who tried to gut CDC program directed at detecting and responding to infectious-disease outbreaks? If you guessed Trump, you'd be wrong, but it's probably your next guess
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(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
It's the microdroplets, stupid
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trey Hollingsworth (R-epulsive) says the quiet part out loud
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois: When will the shelter-in-place order be lifted? Justin Timberlake meme: It's gonna be MAY. Lori Lightfoot: [Stares in unlikely]
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Silent but deadly. It's not just about farting anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The huge cost in lives of delaying a response to the coronavirus pandemic in graph form
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So why are we shut down for COVID-19, and weren't for SARS, MERS, swine flu, or ebola? Two factors: Virulence and deadliness. Those diseases only had one or the other. COVID has both
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
WTF, bats?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and old is no way to go through life but it is a way to increase your odds of getting coronavirus
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ronabeetus? Beetarona? Beefaroni?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Fire Fauci threat has spooked scientists, Democrats, sane people, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and...Methodists
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"And THAT, dear granddaughter, is why we have statues of giant head lice in Times Square and numerous other locations around the country"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The 'Red Dawn' Emails: 8 key exchanges on the faltering response to the Coronavirus. Wait, I thought it couldn't affect wolverines, because of their mutant healing factor
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
69 year-old COVID survivor not only does shopping for seven families, he's donating plasma to help with experimental treatments
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As we approach 2 million world wide confirmed cases of Covid-19 here an updated list of potential symptoms which basically boils down to you'll never know if you have/had Covid-19 unless you get tested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As we approach 2 million world wide confirmed cases of Covid-19 here an updated list of potential symptoms which basically boils down to you'll never know if you have/had Covid-19 unless you get tested
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This study may help if antibody wants to know whether or not they had coronavirus
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci basically calls out Trump for letting tens of thousands die by ignoring science
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that slim bit of optimism you had this morning? Well, South Korean patients that were previously cleared are now testing positive for "reactivated" COVID-19 infection
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are Dove beauty bars actually soap? Short answer: No. Long answer: They're "syndet" bars, they'll do the job, keep washing your hands. Oh, and get a life
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First results in on Gilead coronavirus drug. Magic 8 Ball says: "future uncertain, check back later"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Governor Farquaad will issue executive order removing pandemic restrictions on businesses to "expand and restore the livelihoods that Texans want to have by helping them return to work"
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Last month the Pentagon ignored Trump's idea to have massive border surveillance of Canada. Turns out Canadians aren't fleeing their country to avoid Corona
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As sexy newcomer COVID-19 grabs all the attention, old-school Hepatitis C has been quietly tripling its infection rate over the last decade
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
When is the right time to shave your quarantine beard? Assuming you were just that delicate to grow a beard for the coronavirus pandemic
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends co-host tests positive for MAGAvirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus papers please
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci indicates antibody tests could be available soon. Asymptomatic billionaires, politicians, celebrities and athletes seen lining up to confirm negative statuses
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The best Coronavirus response may have come from--Ohio?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
We are doomed
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Police in Greater Manchester attended almost 500 parties over the weekend which is pretty irresponsible they should have been breaking them up... (*reads article*)... never mind
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Really, who thought contracting coronavirus on purpose would be a good idea?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why are women less susceptible to Coronavirus?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That's some Prime Coronavirus you got there
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
WHO determines dogs not susceptible to COVID-19. All dogs under quarantine can now go outside. In other words, WHO let the dogs out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci recommends we never shake hands ever again. We can still wink at each other
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's like that joke about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter except it's coronavirus and not funny
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's follow up with those recovered COVID-19 patients in South Korea and see how they are dooOH CRAP
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Sewage in treatment plant has virus from 115,000 people compared to official count of 446 in service area. If we're ever going to beat this thing we need to stop going to the bathroom right now
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
What, you mean don't have pandemic insurance?
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Special report that sheds light on the clusterfark that was going on behind the scenes in the months leading up to the coronavirus outbreak in the UK
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
And the leading expert on immunology in America is now being ridiculed for having a good idea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"In the village now, there's definitely no one breeding snakes." And the virus strikes again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Coronavirus models show "only" 60,000 will die by August
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should your child be masked for the duration of the crisis?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Turns out, we have no idea if Covid-19 can be airborne or not
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ohio state Rep. Tavia Galonski is mad as hell and not going to tolerate Trump's press conference lies anymore, and is making a referral for crimes against humanity to The Hague's International Criminal Court
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House knew how bad Covid 19 would be. In January
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Mon April 06, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Op-Ed headline: "Why can't President Orange Julius be more like Queen Elizabeth?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump is trying to line up somebody to replace Dr. Anthony Fauci, the infectious disease specialist who has served seven presidents, as "America's Doctor" during the Pandemic. Yes, of course, it's famed daytime-TV quack "Dr. Oz"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration was warned about the threat of coronavirus in January. Wait, did I say January? I meant 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now
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Sun April 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coronials
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(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew apologizes for calling the COVID-19 reaction a "press-induced panic"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♬ Bottle of red, bottle of white / Let's drink to any news that's good tonight / At last there's slowing in amount / Of the Italian COVID count ♬
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♬ Bottle of red, bottle of white / Let's drink to any news that's good tonight / At last there's slowing in amount / Of the Italian COVID count ♬
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thursday: USS Comfort will only accept patients without Covid-19. Friday: Patients with Covid-19 transferred to USS Comfort by "mistake"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fauci to "Fox & Friends": F*ck your feelings
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Bill Gates is spending billions to get a head start on producing COVID-19 vaccines, which would more than offset all those viruses spread by Windows
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News blames the democrats for **spins the wheel** downplaying the coronavirus pandemic. In other news, Devin Nunes discovers he now has competition for all those grapefruits
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Man plans, and God laughs" - Why were we caught unaware by this virus when we've seen this play out so many times in our history?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Those Coronavirus models you're supposed to believe? Don't believe them
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Thu April 02, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Can't wait to sell these on eBay for $1,000 each...whoops, pretend you didn't hear that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So does wearing a mask REALLY help prevent coronavirus?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seldom is the question asked, is our White House learning?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but along with coronavirus, you also have a rare brain condition." "Well, at least I don't have coronavirus"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study shows that we should abandon our children because they're dirty little, asymptomatic coronavirus spreaders. OK, maybe that's my take on it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brit Hume says, please, just because Trump brings in sycophants and toadies to his coronavirus press conferences doesn't make these rallies. I mean, where are all the halfwit MAGA-hat wearing cult members?
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
A good friend of subby is a victim of C19. Was helping other victims. 44 and had much more to do. We will continue for you
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Those COVID-19 models that seem too pessimistic? They're not pessimistic enough
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(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
When trying to find something to blame for COVID-19 pandemic, Missouri lawmaker spins the Wheel of Stupid™ and it lands on HIPAA. Then he misspells it. Twice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The newest symptom of the corona virus is *drum roll*.....Pink Eye. Sorry, Cartman
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
"Safety tips for take-out, fast food or curbside" - wash hands before eating
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Senator R-on Johnson of Wisconsin is demanding that "death is inevitable, so get back to work." With picture of what Death may look like
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Russ Vought: Another Trump administration name to remember as you're picking up the pieces
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Russ Vought: Another Trump administration name to remember as you're picking up the pieces
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
If you're 'essential' enough to work through a pandemic, you're essential enough to be paid a living farking wage
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Mon March 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There may soon be a quick, non-invasive coronavirus testing method available. Your tester wants steak
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And here's a Manhattan man defending his "corona potluck" party
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(MSN)
 
 
 
China had a fail-safe system for tracking contagions. Tag says it all
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