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Fri July 10, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Hopefully the database column for daily COVID cases was not a 16-bit unsigned integer, because the United States just passed that number
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New plasma-coated bandages may stick it to chronic (slow-healing) wounds
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New plasma-coated bandages may stick it to chronic (slow-healing) wounds
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New WHO guidance says it needs evidence on airborne transmission. WHY? Because they're clinging to the surface-transmission theory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People in red states are less likely than people in blue states to socially distance, wear masks, get a college degree so they can get a job that they can do from home, bathe, like Jeff Dunham
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Izs jus a mild snsuvch weocje znxwcbhwoi lohc
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If someone refuses to wear a mask, it may be due to COVID-19 infection in their brain
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"The US is not yet in a second wave (rather), a constant first wave that just continues to crest. The political willpower necessary to limit transmission through robust, ongoing lockdown measures seems, unfortunately, to have been snuffed out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...any proposed approach to achieve herd immunity through natural infection is not only highly unethical, but also unachievable"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Update from Fauci: We should know by end of the year if any of the 3 vaccine candidates are safe and efficient. And the increases in Covid19 is not a second wave because we never went down far enough for it to be considered a wave
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Update from Fauci: We should know by end of the year if any of the 3 vaccine candidates are safe and efficient. And the increases in Covid19 is not a second wave because we never went down far enough for it to be considered a wave
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Subby needs to do the math, but schools opening in a month and it looks like this covid-19 stuff might be dangerous to them too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Florida and Texas report "exponential" growth in last weekend's coronavirus infections. What happens next will amaze you. Unless you can do third grade arithmetic
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
México supera a Francia en número de muertos por coronavirus con 30,366 muertos
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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Sat July 04, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rare creature found in Florida, expected to starve
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The virus is evolving. We are not (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 03, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Initial U.S. COVID-19 infection rate may be 80 times greater than believed, and likely doubled almost twice as fast as initially estimated
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump gloats that the economy got 7 yards on a 4th and 18 play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"What if we modified a bug zapper and put it on everyone's face to ward off the virus?" "Hey, if you're the test subject, go for it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gainesville college students who went out partying in bars claiming their college town "barely has any" COVID-19 cases...well you can figure out what happened next
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
How did a respiratory virus like the coronavirus get into semen? No your mom jokes until we figure this out
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House told Fauci to shut down bat virus study. Bat mobiles, bat copters prioritized
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
As if 2020 wasn't already scary enough, scientists have found out some new things about COVID-19. Hint: George Romero may have already done a movie about it
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Study shows COVID-19 might make you brain less good, but the purple of the study didn't monkey for pre-existing dishwasher
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New Orleans' 'Mr. Mardi Gras' lets the good times roll
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells real-life potential sequel
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Co-founder of ReOpen Maryland movement: "I was diagnosed yesterday at the ER with COVID-19 and here I am months after not wearing a mask at rallies, churches and so on and so it's funny how capricious this thing is"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK has decided if you want to visit the pub for a pint once things reopen and infection fate is tempted, you must follow Town From Footloose Rules: No touching; no large groups; no shouting; and of course, no loud music
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(Nature)
 
 
 
COVID-19 might trigger the 'beetus
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One more thing Covid-19 can do that most diseases cannot (maybe), and that's pass through the placenta from mother to newborn babies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush to reopen schools worries voters. Honestly, what kind of example for students does "Today's Tom Sawyer" make, anyway?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The family of a Scottish woman who died after contracting an infection linked to pigeon droppings say they are worried the truth will never come out. YOU WANT THE POOP? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOP
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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Mon June 22, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine for some, tiny American sponges for others
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Delta says it's ready to resume two-way infection between the US and China
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers unseal catastrophic disease events in marine mammals. Yes, cetaceans are provided
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
A nursing home in Baltimore was able to keep Covid infections at zero because they listened to Trump and saw right through the lie
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
COVID-20
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We'd be even more boned. Duh
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(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Bad? The virus. Worse? Bonus bacterial superinfection
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In other words, no
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sweden says it's not immune to changing its pandemic plans if (when) the second wave hits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient Pizza found buried in cabinet with Sabertooth Anchovies
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sick and dying: the viral "R" number. New super-spreader scaryness: the "K" number
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Israeli company finds crappy way to trace coronavirus infections
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University makes its student-athletes sign a Buckeye Pledge acknowledging the risks of COVID-19 infection in order to participate in team activities. But don't you dare call it a liability waiver
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's bad for you? Flushing the toilet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The latest side effect of the 'rona? The 'beetus. OH, COME ON
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes it eight virus-free days before going back down under
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Haiti says virus infections have peaked, daily voodoo zombification is returning to normal levels
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC releases new detailed demographics of Covid-19. Some highlights: 14% of known cases needed hospitalization and 5% died. Infection rates were about the same for men and women but men were more likely to be hospitalized
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediate very concerned about CNN, NBC & NYT double standard over Trump Rallies and Black Lives Matter protests
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
How the one of the largest urban slums in the world beat a pandemic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Sun June 14, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Early test results show few Minnesota protesters caught COVID-19, which lines up with previous data suggesting that transmission primarily occurs indoors
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows young U.S. men having a lot less sex in the 21st century. Social media and electronic gaming are "suggested" to be partly to blame. Ya think?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby shared his story about recovering from COVID last month. Recovery is still going on, had a bunch of weird symptoms that continue to this day. Turns out for some, this is the new normal
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The CDC has posted guidelines for minimizing everyday risk. These will be very helpful in slowing or stopping the spread of COVID-19 back in February
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Onions have layers, COVID has layers. COVID way more likely to put you on a respirator, though. And it keeps throwing us curveballs
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says the worse is yet to come
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Worry not all you 'end of the world' types, after the coronavirus finishes ravaging us, another hidden and deadly respiratory disease will be right around the corner
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WHO still trying to figure out what, where, when and why. Apparently all that social distancing may not have mattered at all, as asymptomatic transmission may be rare
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new study found covid DNA left on a hospital bed rail spread across a ward within 10 hours and persisted for at least five days. Wash your hands
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should we start worrying about a Covid-19 spike?
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New fungus found in hospitals is linked to lung disease
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Heading back to the gym in 26 minutes? How to keep your 'rona to yourself and not stuck with someone else's
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The next global health pandemic could easily erupt in your backyard. But with a little luck and judicious planning, you may be able to blame your crappy neighbors
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan fears his mortal enemies are using the Covid-19 tracing app for force him off Good Morning Britain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan fears his mortal enemies are using the Covid-19 tracing app for force him off Good Morning Britain (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While the US struggles with almost two million cases and 104,000 deaths, Vietnam, a country without wealth or an advanced healthcare system has not even had one death, here's why
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading too quickly for England's lockdown to ease up
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh great, now there are COVID monkeys
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh great, now there are COVID monkeys
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
"Everything is sort of lining up in the direction that if we're serious about it, we can control this thing," he said. "We're just not being serious about it"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Masks? Here comes the science
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at
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(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Got your antibody test results and feeling reassured? Don't be. CDC now says those tests are wrong half the time
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins owner says fans will definitely be in stadiums for the NFL season, somehow forgetting he owns the Dolphins
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, one of the few states that actually listened to scientists and medical experts, still may have 800k more COVID-19 cases than officially reported. Again, this was one of the better responding states
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Injured turkey gets wheelchair. No word on status of gravy, dressing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But the strep came back, the very next day, yes the strep came back, it just wouldn't stay away
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge fund head honcho upset that people listen to advice from doctors and epidemiologists during a medical pandemic and not REAL experts like hedge fund managers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: only 24 states have uncontrolled outbreaks of coronavirus now. Memorial Day stupids determined to beat that record
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Somehow subby doubts the researchers included Farkers in this study
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Contact tracing is a lot more than calling up people to tell them they're under house arrest
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
CDC: You know how putting raw chicken in your mouth can transmit salmonella? The same applies to kissing baby chickens
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How sportsball players can minimize their 'rona risks. Also, the spitball is apparently legal in cricket
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the hot weather kill Coronavirus?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A very high team of Canadian scientists believes they have found that strong strains of cannabis could help prevent and then treat coronavirus infections. Pass the bong dudes
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
What World of Warcraft could have taught the world about pandemics. Trolls still want Orgrimmar open for business (NSFW language)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before heading back to the office, you might want to ask if anyone has flushed the toilets in the last two months
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
To prepare for full reopening, Tokyo izakaya unveils "carwash for humans" where pubgoers are sprayed with chlorine-based disinfectant for 30 seconds before being allowed to take seat
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO reports most coronavirus cases in a day, "We still have a long way to go in this pandemic." Hey man, cool shirt,... um, you were saying?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is what they're now calling the mystery coronavirus-related illness showing up in kids
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 symptom? Tingling
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plastic face shields only protect the wearer and no one else
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Mon May 18, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
COVID-19... Murder Hornets... What's next? Killer geraniums?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Labs has discovered that the longer you frolic among the coronavirus, the more likely you are to contract the coronavirus
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Zumba leads to corona, study finds
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Sharpie-like fake ID detected
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Tests with hamsters show masks reduce the spread of coronavirus. Cool, now try it with lemmings
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
For all of you wanting to come out of lockdown early, here's how the second wave of the Spanish flu was even deadlier than first (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
For all of you wanting to come out of lockdown early, here's how the second wave of the Spanish flu was even deadlier than first (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You won't believe what the "best case" scenario looks like
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Sat May 16, 2020
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Newest right wing talking point: masks aren't useful and are actually dangerous to wearers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Three year old child diagnosed with Kawasaki after contracting COVID-19; will face an uphill battle of ridicule by Harley kids who shame him for buying foreign
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So kids having heart attacks is what we have to look forward to. Sure there's an R.E.M. song we could use as reference but we won't
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your immune system may not be very smart, and might appreciate a little hint every now and then
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your immune system may not be very smart, and might appreciate a little hint every now and then
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What is an acceptable number of coronavirus cases per day?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always that ONE GUY
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Bria nursing home in Geneva, Illinois might as well be renamed Corona nursing home, with residents enjoying 82 percent infection rate and 26 percent fatality rate. First positive test was less than a month ago
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Article asks "can riding an elevator give me coronavirus?". The answer is yes. Especially if you're raw-dogging it
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Listen up - here's everything you need to know about herd immunity
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
113-year-old woman survives two world wars, Spanish flu and now coronavirus in order to keep her grip on the Oldest Woman in Spain title
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Long story short: forecasts are useless because of morons
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that guy that infected 13 after a night of clubbing in South Korea? Yeah, turns out it's more like 108
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan researchers have been studying giant viruses frozen in ice thousands of years ago. Captain Janeway does not approve
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson reveals he's been diagnosed with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease that not even an Aqualuing can cure
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
National leader announces easing of Coronavirus restrictions, even as daily infection figures are peaking, shifting responsibility to regional governors. No, not that one - but it might as well be
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man has affair with Lady Covid19. Stay your Selva alone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you call a meatpacking plant with coronavirus testing? White House
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
More reasons to never get on the buffet line, experiment shows just how fast a virus spreads in a buffet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"We were all thinking this is a disease that kills old people, not kids"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany has eased its Coronavirus restrictions. Let's see how that's working... oh scheisse
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Four reasons state plans to open up may backfire - and soon. Here comes the actual science
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Health officials say if you really want to show love to your mom on Mother's Day, just stay the fark home
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
R0 value of COVID-19 increases to 5.6, more than double the original infection rate
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Bored with weathering the Covid-19 pandemic relatively unscathed, Monterey business leaders formulate a plan to reinvigorate infection rates. The tourist dollars must flow. Now GBTW, you wheezing service-industry plebs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pence's staff coughs up a viral infection. This is not a euphemism
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(The Olive Press (Spain))
 
 
 
Subby's in-law's cat is famous - In Spain, first cat found with Covid19 after dying of unrelated causes
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your mom probably has coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not only does Montana have the fewest coronavirus cases per capita it also has one of the best labs in the world for producing a cure, located in a tiny town a stone's throw from a giant wilderness area
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On a call with Lawmakers, HHS Secretary Azar insisted that conditions in the meatpacking plants with Coronavirus outbreaks were sanitary and blamed the infections on the "home and social" aspects of workers' lives. IOW, how Those People live
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The false negatives on COVID-19 tests means there are probably 170,000 people who tested negative who actually have coronavirus. Sleep tight
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Wed May 06, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 parties" reportedly held in Walla Walla, leaving officials horrified in nearby Ting Tang and Bing Bang
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Booty call sinks sage scientist
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG back in hospital with infection
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Early government intervention is key to reducing the spread of COVID-19," says the horse long after the barn has gone up in flames and is nothing but a smoldering pile
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you wondered why the number of resolved cases of COVID-19 are so low, it's because people aren't recovering
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Feds to roll back infection control in nursing homes. Throw Mama Under the Bus
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Mon May 04, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Yakima County has highest rate of coronavirus infections on West Coast due to agricultural workers, prompting researchers to state "Yakima yaks, don't cough back"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Masked Belgians begin their cautious exit from lockdown, won't commit to having a new album out any time soon
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven tries to explain why COVID-19 forecasts range all the way from "we're going to die" to "we're ALL going to die"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Are you interested in taking a Ketamine and Naltrexone cocktail? You know for science and the good of mankind
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Oh, the baby manatee
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dolphins reveal plans to host fans at stadium amid coronavirus pandemic: Let them enter in staggered fashion before they all clump together in the beer lines and seating rows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I didn't screw this up it was Fauci" says scared con man who sees the con ending
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci compares US to Humpty Dumpty
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
From the 'who couldn't see this coming' files: Many countries now reporting new coronavirus infection peaks after easing their lockdowns too early
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a four-step plan to make as many sacrifices as he is willing to make
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Infectious disease experts warn pandemic is more of a "rolling situation", prepare us to "expect more New Yorks"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know that whole 'Military spending is a total waste' thing? Might want to rethink that
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic will likely last until the middle of Biden's first term or Trump's corruption trial, whichever comes first
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Madonna checks off another transmitted disease box
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC tracking Covid-19 through human waste in efforts to be ready for when the shiat hits the fan
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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(Navajo Times)
 
 
 
Former Miss Western Navajo Valentina Blackhorse, died of coronavirus Thursday at the age of 28. 28
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Thu April 30, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not to push it too hard, but fecal transplantation may be good for what ails ya
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New more accurate model predicts 80,000 - 90,000 deaths by mid May. That's 1300-2000 deaths/day. Might be underestimating
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists are experimenting with estrogen for males suffering from COVID-19 infection. Side-effects include earning 22% less per hour and being able to locate objects in the junk drawer
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(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
This is good news out of Worst Korea
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announced federal guidelines saying states should have 14 continuous days of falling numbers of COVID-19 cases before reopening. Guess how many states qualify to reopen. Go ahead, guess
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Got COVID? The numbers say get selenium, stat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airborne coronavirus detected in Wuhan hospitals
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Scientists uncover evidence coronavirus could trigger diabetes in healthy adults. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to this, it's time to deploy the nation's Strategic Brimley Reserve
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy
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Tue April 28, 2020
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists in Hong Kong invent coating that keeps surfaces free of viruses and bacteria for 90 days
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"No evidence shows that having coronavirus prevents a second infection". Other than that, though, how's your day?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cats get it, dogs get it, even pigeons get it. We're going to put this in the D'awww tab to distract us from the humans who don't get
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Challenge trial" time for potential COVID-19 vaccines. What's that? Oh, just a thing where you give some people vaccines and others a placebo and then deliberately expose them all
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Fri April 24, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Key nose cells identified as likely virus, swab entry points
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Smokers rejoice. Your addiction is your salvation
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The first results from the COVID-19 antibody studies are in and it looks like we have achieved Shroedinger's herd immunity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, they're still hunting for the cure, but researchers have created 'decoy' nanoparticles which can block HIV and prevent infection, which is pretty duckin' cool
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Texas expected to be the next Lone Star on the reopening/reinfection list
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Whack-a-mole. New hotness: Remove-a-mole
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is undercounting and overpromising again. He's telling everyone US will only see 60,000 deaths, but we'll hit that figure in a week, and the infection is still spreading unchecked. And that's just the first wave
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California drivers are acting like Iowans during the lockdown
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California drivers are acting like Iowans during the lockdown
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Check out the Dugong Show
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Picture shows how 9 people in a restaurant got the coronavirus thanks to the placement of an air conditioning unit, will mean you never look at an A/C unit the same way again
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Picture shows how 9 people in a restaurant got the coronavirus thanks to the placement of an air conditioning unit, will mean you never look at an A/C unit the same way again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
University of Louisville research team has devised a way to deny Coronavirus infections, NCAA championships
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
B.C. doctor invents 'fairly simple' device that aims to curb the spread of COVID-19 in hospitals, has incredible eyebrows
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
B.C. doctor invents 'fairly simple' device that aims to curb the spread of COVID-19 in hospitals, has incredible eyebrows
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are reporting they are seeing a mystery illness killing tits. No word on the report that seeing tits causes kittens to be killed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are reporting they are seeing a mystery illness killing tits. No word on the report that seeing tits causes kittens to be killed
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Dr. Anthony Fauci tells 7-year-old that the Tooth Fairy won't catch the virus
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
While the virus pandemic rages, superbugs are girding their loins for their time on the global stage
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Despite attempts to blame the Grand Island, Nebraska surge in COVID_19 cases on Nebraska's lack of stay-at-home order, a large share of the cases have a single origin. No, too many people did not go to the beach
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Director of U.S. agency key to coronavirus vaccine development leaves role suddenly. Yeah this is not a good thing and will not end well
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
New MIT machine learning model shows relaxing quarantine rules will spike COVID-19 cases
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Italy marks first day of decreasing active COVID-19 cases, smallest number of new infections in two months
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Please, proceed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fauci warns protests will backfire
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(The Week)
 
 
 
That's how "The Andromeda Strain" ended
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hold that line. Hold it tight. Come on people, fight, fight, fight
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Sat April 18, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh, my balls
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(Axios)
 
 
 
One good thing about the Coronavirus: It finally proved that women are essential
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, Seattle, you're pretty much screwed
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Teenager? Check. Posting about her probable COVID-19 infection on Instagram? Check. Local Sheriff threatening to arrest her if she doesn't delete it? Check. First Amendment? Nope, not for you, little girl
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Who are you going to believe, MIT researchers who are warning of a coronavirus 'explosion' if lockdowns are eased too soon or Trump who wants to open up everything early?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Getting a lot of infections lately? There may be a toomah in your fyuchah
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Stanford antibody study suggests a lot more people have been exposed to Covid-19 than we think
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Fri April 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy tests the entire crew of the USS Roosevelt and discovers that either the coronavirus test gives out a lot of false positives or there are way, way more asymptomatic cases than previously known
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus detectable in crotch area
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
"If they had their way, they would save every human life"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Dr Anthony Fauci: Sexy man, or SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Dammit. Looks like we'll have to go back to irradiating spiders and sitting in on gamma ray testing
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Dry, wet, barking, hacking." Wine, dog, or cough descriptors?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Dry, wet, barking, hacking." Wine, dog, or cough descriptors?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
We know some patients develop neurological ailments like confusion, stroke, seizure, and loss of smell. When it's not shredding your lungs, TF does covid do to your brain?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Economist who accurately labeled Trump a "total narcissist" gets a spot on his Reopen America to Infection task force
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The next hot job will be going around asking people who they have exchanged bodily fluids with recently
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Gov. Cuomo to require face masks in public starting this week for all of New York. Violators will be punished like they would for a minor offense, such as jay walking. In other words NYC, carry on
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trey Hollingsworth (R-epulsive) says the quiet part out loud
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
2022
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Silent but deadly. It's not just about farting anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The huge cost in lives of delaying a response to the coronavirus pandemic in graph form
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So why are we shut down for COVID-19, and weren't for SARS, MERS, swine flu, or ebola? Two factors: Virulence and deadliness. Those diseases only had one or the other. COVID has both
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
WTF, bats?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Symptoms of coronavirus include cough, fever, too much darn sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ronabeetus? Beetarona? Beefaroni?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"And THAT, dear granddaughter, is why we have statues of giant head lice in Times Square and numerous other locations around the country"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you are an olive tree, it is time for some social distancing and be hasty about it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you are an olive tree, it is time for some social distancing and be hasty about it
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
1,200 infected on Long Island, and that's just the healthcare workers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Help us, Iger Bob-Kenobi. You're our only hope
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese boss fails at social distancing during social distancing disciplinary ass whoopin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This study may help if antibody wants to know whether or not they had coronavirus
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that slim bit of optimism you had this morning? Well, South Korean patients that were previously cleared are now testing positive for "reactivated" COVID-19 infection
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As sexy newcomer COVID-19 grabs all the attention, old-school Hepatitis C has been quietly tripling its infection rate over the last decade
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
When is the right time to shave your quarantine beard? Assuming you were just that delicate to grow a beard for the coronavirus pandemic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus papers please
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Really, who thought contracting coronavirus on purpose would be a good idea?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Really, who thought contracting coronavirus on purpose would be a good idea?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why are women less susceptible to Coronavirus?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
WHO determines dogs not susceptible to COVID-19. All dogs under quarantine can now go outside. In other words, WHO let the dogs out
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's like that joke about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter except it's coronavirus and not funny
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Michigan and Florida are swing states that are seeing COVID-19 infections, whose electoral votes will swing thanks to Trump's relationship with their respective governors. Also, subby learned that there's a MI polling organization run by Bernie Porn
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Oh, look what we found in the couch cushions Forgot about this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's follow up with those recovered COVID-19 patients in South Korea and see how they are dooOH CRAP
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's follow up with those recovered COVID-19 patients in South Korea and see how they are dooOH CRAP
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
And the leading expert on immunology in America is now being ridiculed for having a good idea
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should your child be masked for the duration of the crisis?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Turns out, we have no idea if Covid-19 can be airborne or not
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci comfortably admitted the reality that race is a factor in outcomes under the rules of our current society, and that ambient hum you hear is the rightwing hate vortex going into overdrive
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "US coronavirus death count likely an underestimate. Here's why" Yep, 1st photo says it all, or just turn on Fark Preview on m.fark.com
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(Science News)
 
 
 
IvorBiggin? No Ivermectin
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(Annals of Internal Medicine)
 
 
 
Small study: "Both surgical and cotton masks [on mouths of patients] seem to be ineffective in preventing the dissemination of SARS-CoV-2 from the coughs of patients with COVID-19 to the environment and external mask surface"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
DFW law enforcement seeking Gen-Z'er who posted Covid-19 infection selfie whilst threatening to become TikTok era Typhoid Mary
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not only did South Korea show the world the benefits of mass testing for Covid-19 but is also showing the world what happens when you let down your guard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's all not give each other reach arounds just yet, but the coronavirus epidemic curve is already flattening in New York City
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Sun April 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's now dangerous to pet tigers
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Robots are helping fight Coronavirus in Italy, continuing attempt to gain our acceptance before killing us all
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Robots are helping fight Coronavirus in Italy, continuing attempt to gain our acceptance before killing us all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you want a ventilator? A serious discussion by an internal medicine physician regarding COVID-19 infection, and the consequences of intubation. Share with your family over a bottle of Maker's Mark. Then do your best to stay healthy
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists say sewage could reveal true scope of coronavirus outbreak. So now it's getting literally shiatty
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(NBC News)