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Thu November 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman smuggles tiny stowaway aboard Delta flight, gets found out halfway through the flight
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer mother whose child died of Covid defends her deliberate indifference
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Thu November 11, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Two-toed Terry to share terrain with titi monkeys, tree anteaters, and tortoises
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
In other news, the Tooth Fairy's union has just announced it will pay for all members to get their Ph.Ds and become licensed therapists between pillow gigs
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Scrambled eggs lead to lawsuit
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(Vox)
 
 
 
'murican freedom is a paradox, its believers are of an infantile mindset
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Thu November 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stimulus checks coming for those who came in 2020 and, thus, whose children came in 2021
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Wed October 27, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
US Marshals perform Cheech & Chong's classic "Dave's Not Here" skit with young mom, baby, wrong apartment
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we know how Amazon founder Jeff Bezos got his billions of dollars
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adorable baby animals, deslidified. Come for the adorable vampire deer; stay for the adorable b-wait a sec: VAMPIRE deer?
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon chats with fan for 20 minutes amid awkwardness. No word on why the fan endured 20 whole minutes of breathless flattery mixed with infantile giggling
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Tue October 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
For sale: Pregnancy vaccines. Never used
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sec. Transit Gloria Monday
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Mon October 11, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Rice baby cereal recalled due to arsenic levels. Status of Sugar Babies needs to be investigated
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Police arrest man for testing his bluetooth speakers with the sounds of a baby crying in underground garbage containers. The perp would have to be within a ten metre radius to make the connection but he did it 3 times before he was caught
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Secureworld News)
 
 
 
In a first, ransomware attack blamed for death of baby girl in a hospital. And you thought leaving your laptop at home was bad
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Neighborhood youths are terrorizing me and have me trapped in my own home. How do I get them off my lawn?"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kat Kerr, the multi-time failed 'Christian Prophetess' newest claim: Aborted babies literally sing the praises of Brett Kavanaugh, in Heaven. Oh and also mothers telepathically control their aborted children
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surely she had the fish. No, she had a baby, and don't call me Shirley
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a hospital nurse, it's really best not to mock a baby with a birth defect along with posting images of said baby on Instagram
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Mississippi: Our abortion ban will empower women. Also, war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a real baby. My sister-in-law has a dog she says is her baby. Dogs bite, and they view children as appetizers. Am I right to say that I want her dog--which is an animal, not a baby--nowhere near my child? I think it's reasonable. Am I wrong?"
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Fri September 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently selling pillows for infants that kill said infants is not a good business plan
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Please do not put your dead newborn baby out for trash pickup
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Please do not put your dead newborn baby out for trash pickup
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Wed September 22, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Introducing Reese's Law, new legislation designed to help protect infants from parents who allow them to eat Lithium or button batteries. Presumably by removing them from said parents?
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Show your kids the love they deserve, especially when they're young
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study from the No shiat Sherlock Science Institute confirms being pregnant during a pandemic sucks
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
There should be a lot of anti-vaxxers coming out of the woodwork to explain why this guy shouldn't have been arrested just because the unrestrained infant he was carrying in his lap while driving died when he wrecked
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Kiwi zoo hand raising raising twin golden tamarins abandoned by mother
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
So does an embryo actually have a heartbeat at 6 weeks? No, of course it doesn't, and for Fark's sake stop getting your "science" from Conservatives
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors terminate healthy baby after confusing it with the twin's ill sibling. Dr George Costanza, white courtesy telephone
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Sun September 05, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Four people including an infant find freedom in fark's favorite state
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
House explodes in Rahway, New Jersey as it was sinking into the swamp - no singing though, as everyone had already been evacuated
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Wed September 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gender reveal milk crate challenge manages to not burn down the surrounding neighborhood
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Your baby doesn't need to go on a fad diet
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Tue August 24, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Nope, don't want
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Boobies - is there anything they can't do? (sfw)
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Decider)
 
 
 
What's a cool show that you accidentally stumbled upon without looking for it? Link goes to subby's most recent example
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Wed August 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes. Some auction off their Olympic silver medal to save the life of an 8 month old child
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Fri August 13, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New mom only got to hold her newborn baby "a few short minutes" before dying from COVID-19, family says
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Thu August 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aston Kutchner and Mila Kunis roll their eyes at people criticizing thier hygiene habits, pointing out that they could be wearing month old gym clothes after going on a 20mi run and you'd STILL volunteer to be the meat in a Kutchner-Kunis sandwich
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Newborn found inside dresser in Chicago alley right before trash pickup. Talk about the luck of the drawer
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Newborn found inside dresser in Chicago alley right before trash pickup. Talk about the luck of the drawer
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Sat July 31, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Talk about a delivery man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Talk about a delivery man
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