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Sat May 23, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Brickyard is quiet this Memorial Day Weekend, so the League of Champions takes to the virtual Indianapolis Motor Speedway with 80 year old Mario Andretti joining the fray. Noon ET on ESPN, YouTube, and all kinds of drivers' Twitch streams
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Captain Janeway monument in Indiana to be officially unveiled in October. Organizers hoping it doesn't get lost before then
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Reprimand your drunk brother for creating a ruckus? Serious business
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new fidget spinner-like device can quickly detect UTIs in urine. It's advised you have your PPE fully deployed
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians reveal they hid inimitable face of Nic Cage in 39 lineup-graphic tweets last season, and nobody noticed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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Tue May 19, 2020
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Well, there's 1100 people who won't be coming for dat booty
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami-area Indian casino reopens figuring Floridians will be willing to gamble with their money and their health
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porkfruit going global on rumors it's a super food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As if we didn't already have enough to worry about, now there's a SUPER-TYPHOON heading for the India-Bangladesh border
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sari not sorry
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Song and dance numbers may make great Bollywood movies but they should not be the strategy for a country's entire pandemic response
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In the name of safety, India plans to restart rail operations with restrictions, allowing only people wearing masks to climb on the outside of the train as it barrels through the countryside at high speed
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
German man re-enacts The Terminal in honor of Tom Hanks' coronavirus fight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seems like a great time Indian and Chinese soldiers to get into a fistfight
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Russian booster breaks down in orbit the same way a Lada does: all over the highway
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Fri May 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Were you on the fence about those old rumors that Chris Pratt would be the new Indiana Jones? Check out this deepfake of him in popular Indiana Jones scenes
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
How could anyone call these unwanted? I'd gladly take them
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Indiana churches to hold in-person services this Sunday in spite of pandemic, allowing worshippers to feel the presence of something in them other than the Holy Spirit
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas leak at an Indian chemical plant kills at least 14 , sickens thousands. No this is not a repeat from December 2, 1984, though it certainly feels like it
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Globalization isn't new - a global economy with luxury consumerism and global interconnectivity linked Europe, Africa and Asia at least 5,000 years ago and was widespread 2,000 years ago. BONUS: they didn't have to deal with 'influencers'
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Yahoo has a reasoned & informative piece on the perilous straits faced by various federalisms. This being the worst timeline, Subby assumes this means we'll get States Rights all the way down to SovCits and gold fringe
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Sat May 02, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fans pleaded for Talladega for the IndyCar iRacing Dream Track. We're live from virtual Indianapolis Motor Speedway instead for the final IndyCar iRacing Challenge event. Coverage starts at 2:30 PM EDT on NBCSN, and live on YouTube
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India's film industry could take years to recover from the Coronavirus, as movie watchers aren't looking for the same old song-and-dance in a crowded theater
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
New Cleveland Indians' fastballer out for 80 days due to the Boldenone virus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Tong Arm Of The Law
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Hide the china and lock up the curry. The U.S. is in talks with its "friends" about restructuring the global supply chains and we all know how the U.S. treats its friends in this era
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Wed April 29, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The Hudson River will glow a little less as of Thursday as the Indian Point Nuclear Plant shutters another reactor
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
If the black holes hit, the galaxy is lit (by a trillion)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
YouTube has released a fact-check feature in the U.S. for its search results, to help dummies know the difference between legitimate news sources and whackadoodle nut-jobs
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Mon April 27, 2020
(eBay)
 
 
 
Get your long-lost Guinness bar towel so Subby can buy a TotalFark subscription
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forecast says coronavirus will leave a mess on the Hershey highway for 2020. Oh poop
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a monkey flying a kite in India while the country is locked down
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done
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Sat April 18, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
On March 6, a week before sports came to a screeching halt, 2,000 people packed a gym in Indiana to watch state sectional basketball. Now over a month later, five of them are dead from coronavirus. and dozens more sickened. This is their story
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Indiana Election Commission Zoom meeting interrupted at the start by some jackoff
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Thu April 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
IPL cricket tournament silenced indefinitely
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Remember when farmers replaced American Indians? Land O' Lakes remembers
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
India launches a surveillance drone to monitor quarantine quitters. [Amusing] the 'drone' is a helium balloon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian workers who were forced from the cities back to their home villages are now escaping from quarantine camps. Looks like AMC is picking up Walking Dead: Uttar Pradesh next season
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How To Be A Vodka Snob
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ghosts enforce coronavirus restrictions in Indonesian village. In other news, they don't have Scooby Doo in Indonesia
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
1) Didn't follow lockdown, I am sorry. 2) Didn't follow lockdown, I am sorry. 3) Didn't follow lockdown, I am sorry.... 499) Didn't follow lockdown, I am sorry. 500) Didn't follow lockdown, I am sorry
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Fri April 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Indian badminton star calls out national sports TV network for airing classic cricket matches 24/7, asks them to mix in some badminton and other sports to protect children from cruel and unusual punishment
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(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
Illinois slowly spreading the covid chronic to Indiana, one birdie at a time
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Thu April 09, 2020
(India Today)
 
 
 
In Telangana, India, the kids are alright
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India's food production may get kama sutra'd by COVID-19. Your dog wants curry
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
OECD says leading indicators suggest the biggest monthly drop on record *turn around, tap nose, tug ear, twos threes fours now's it time to check the doors*
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump Adminstration closes all schools under its aegis except for one in the Navajo Nation Indian Reservation. Guess what happened next
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Koyaanisqatsi with rugs
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Have plagues really occured every hundred years?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Subby just bought the largest statue IN THE WORLD, and so I'm feeling pretty...oh, I've just been scammed, haven't I?
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India's poorest now have access to basic bank accounts and many have already received their first cash stimulus payment. Meanwhile the IRS may get you your $1,200 check in five months
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Himalayas becoming visible for first time in 30 years as pollution levels drop in India. Bonus: Over 200km away
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Massive silly string creature found in the Indian Ocean. No word on if a silly putty creature was found, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hold my tiara, I'm about to wreck some shiat
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with using war imagery to describe America's "fight" against the Coronavirus is that, right now, we're much more "General Custer leading his last charge" than "William the Conquerer at Hastings"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After Modi discussed the global supply chain for drugs and other medical supplies with Trump, India places a total ban on exports of hydroxychloroquine
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
India prepares for "onslaught" as one of its biggest slums reports first coronavirus death. To give you an idea of how big the Dharavi slum is, it has a population density almost 30 times greater than New York
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Fri April 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Guess what Michigan, Connecticut, Indiana, Georgia and Illinois,? Welcome to the coronavirus pandemic, you're next up to 'enjoy' the virus. Try to stay safe and avoid the reaper of souls
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
In a world class act of dumbassery, an Indian couple name their newborn twins Corona and Covid. Good luck making friends at school, kids
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Think COVID-19 is bad right now? The virus is about to shift from wealthy countries (which have largely failed in their response to it) to poor countries who have undeveloped health care systems and no capacity for social distancing. Sleep tight
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sign on the door didn't say, "No Kentuckians" How was he supposed to know? Buried lede: Indiana has no hate crime laws
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Feel-good news of the day: No Indian over 93 has survived the coronavirus - until this guy
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Trump was just kidding; he knew all along that thousands could die, but he didn't want to be, like, a total bummer
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Tue March 31, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
As India goes into lockdown huge crowds of unemployed daily-wage workers queue to get back to their villages
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Mon March 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Martial artist breaks 256 walnuts with his elbow in one minute. Difficulty: Not a new ad for Geico
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As the world shows their appreciation for healthcare workers, Indian landlords make them homeless
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Sun March 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's see how the country-wide shutdown is going in India
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Being stopped by the police is stressful enough. Then there's this guy
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump Administration decides that an Indian Reservation would be a great place for a hotel
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In anticlimactic news, the world's top condom producer is forced to shut down, as staff shortages left them overstretched
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Prepare for the Corona Baby Boom, which is not what you call that one spring break that resulted in the bundle of joy you've been stuck with for two weeks now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India sticks with what it knows best in order to combat coronavirus - set up call centers
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Wed March 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top Chef Masters winner Floyd Cardoz dies after coronavirus diagnosis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to not bite them in the ass, Indians are chasing doctors out of town because they fear Corona spread
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
Deaconess Hospital in Evansville, Indiana is asking its community to help mitigate their mask shortage by making and donating CDC-compliant masks per the video linked in this here article. Ask your local healthcare facilities if they want your help
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Oh geez, not another one: Mystery disease kills gang of 'insane' monkeys terrorizing Indian villages. "A cause is still to be determined after one of the crazed monkeys bit an official" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The first person to die from coronavirus in Indiana had to say goodbye to her significant other via i-Pad because they were also infected with COVID-19
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Due to rising costs, India has decided to limit its testing for covid-19. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus licked in China. Licked like a tasty pangolin (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In every cloud, a silver lining: ISIS has issued a travel ban to Europe for its terrorists over Cornavirus fears
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Herald Bulletin)
 
 
 
All Indiana casinos are closing for two weeks starting Monday. Your move, Vegas
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Sat March 14, 2020
(India Today)
 
 
 
The Discman is alive and well
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
23-year-old Darwins himself with TikTok tractor stunt
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an idea, let's tell convicts that there's no escape from the Coronavirus threat for 2 million of them crammed in prisons. Surely nothing can go wrong
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA stops foreign inspections, hopes India and China will provide high quality drugs and medical devices on the honor system
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Indian border patrol guards dress up as "scare bears" to taunt aggressive rampaging dynamite monkeys in ongoing monkey-human turf war (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 09, 2020
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Coronavirus got your portfolio down? There are always military arms investments. They've never lost money in the history of humanity
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Indian unWells
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What happens when you taunt the monkeys for too long? They go marauding all over the place and take over government offices, forcing officials to flee for their lives (possible nsfw content on page)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana draws the 1st assignment as Covid-19 begins boxing out Drew and KY
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(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
The U.S. is now starting to export cases of coronavirus, which should narrow the trade gap with China
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India has 35 coronavirus labs ready for testing. Which means each lab only has to test 39 million people
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Can drinking alcohol protect you from coronavirus? Here comes the science
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Thu March 05, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Revenge of the Klob: South Bend, Indiana has a new mayor
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another 31,000 people join the ranks of the ultra wealthy. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Uh... guys? For reasons not related to a bunch of new Coronavirus cases being found there, India just stopped exporting acetaminophen and 25 other drug ingredients. Plan accordingly
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(Spaceflight)
 
 
 
Things needed to launch a satellite into space: A) First stage B) Second stage C) Fairings D) Coconuts E) Fuel F) Oxidizer. No comment from the Professor on Gilligan's Island
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
India is getting very upset that their Internet blockade in occupied Kashmir is vulnerable to being bypassed by VPN
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"We all know cow dung is very helpful. Likewise, when cow urine is sprayed, it purifies an area. I believe something similar could be done to cure coronavirus." Uh how about no
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recession is inevitable now, but at least there's cake. Sure, it's a recession cake, but cake is cake. Cake
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Sat February 29, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Addicts keep robbing opium fields in India. The culprits? Wild parrots with a taste for milk of the poppy
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China's government now denies reports of sending ducks to Pakistan, citing common sense. Cute duck meme enthusiasts inconsolable
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Indiana cop handcuffs and jails 15-year-old son to "scare him straight." Bonus: The cop looks stoned out of his gourd in his mugshot
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Trump is the broccoli samosa of people"
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Wed February 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NIH official: and when Trump says "we're very close" to a Coronavirus vaccine , he means that phase one safety trials are probably still 2-3 months away, and a final vaccine is at least 18 months out at this point, assuming it works on the first try
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(DW)
 
 
 
Betting against a global pandemic can only pay off for so long
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Your new phone probably already has a 5G modem in it. You paid for it but you'll never get to use it. Thanks, Qualcomm
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull pitch meeting. Ok, what if literally anything else happened?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump praises India's religious freedom despite the fact that Muslim and Hindu violence has hit an all-time high
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Women who cook while going through their period will be reincarnated as dogs, according to this Hindu clergy, proving that Evangelicals don't have a monopoly on stupidity
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump claims no one had ever heard of Ebola before 2014 and other highlights from his batshiat rambling press conference in India
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump says the US is "very close" to a coronavirus vaccine which probably really means not close at all and we're all going to die
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House to Congress: Hey, I know we, like, got rid of all those scientists who were supposed to be the front line against pandemics and stuff, but could we have a couple billion for this Coronavirus thing? Totally didn't see this thing coming
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Mon February 24, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump visits Taj Mahal, immediately bankrupts it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two words you never thought you'd hear together unironically: Namaste Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
India plans to flush away 'foul smell' from the Taj Mahal ahead of Trump visit
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Translation: Stuck in India. They only serve vegetables. Send McDonald's hamberders
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Sun February 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not since the Hindenburg will there have been an aircraft filled with more explosive gas and Nazis than Air Force One, returning from India
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just the President of the United States celebrating his upcoming trip to India by sending out a video showing him slaughtering a bunch of brown people
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The only thing standing between a scene of Trump, rolling around on the ground in front of the Taj Mahal like an orange elephant seal, being bitten repeatedly by hundreds of screaming rhesus monkeys, is the Indian slingshot brigade
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google bans hundreds of Android apps because of their obnoxious ads. Next up, banning sites with obnoxious ads from search results
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Because we're inherently selfish a-holes?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tanker truck crashes and burns on Indiana highway, paves the way for the Highway to Hell
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
102 year old World War II veteran forces burglars out of his house and off his lawn
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
JPEG group using AI to create next generation codec. For some reason every image it generated looks like Sarah Connor
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Move over Usain Bolt, an Indian water buffalo runner claims he has just beaten your world record
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(India Today)
 
 
 
India can put its homeless behind a wall, but animal control can't control the monkey packs of the Taj Mahal. Both locals and tourists are getting mauled, could one mistake Cheeto Benito for a tasty snack come next week?
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Wed February 19, 2020
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
There's now only corn in Indiana
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump to visit India in hopes of a breakthrough trade deal. Crates of wooden paddleballs seen being loaded on Air Force One in preparation for the visit
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In preparation for Trump's visit, India is also building a Wall; but not to keep migrants out, but just to make sure Trump doesn't have to look at any poors as his motorcade drives by a slum in the city of Ahmedabad in Gujarat on his way to a rally
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Indian pricipal caught sayof used sanitary napkin, orders them to show vagene to find the culprit
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Thu February 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford on Indiana Jones and the Retirement Village
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's some good retirement news you all can relate to: Retirement millionaire crowd swells due to roaring stock market
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Wed February 12, 2020
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
Who is the only Indiana state legislator to oppose a bill making employer-mandated microchipping illegal? State Senator Chip Perfect
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Workers killed in India denim factory had only one door to escape through, officials say, neglecting to add that it was at the top of a ladder stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard"
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Tue February 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
WWE stock takes a folding chair upside the head
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A world-wide study shows that women are dissatisfied with their breast sizes, lack of pockets
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Sun February 09, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight returns to the Indiana basketball court after a 20-year absence because everyone has forgotten what a massive asshole he was
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Sat February 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This will somehow be different than The Beatles going to India
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Indians demo their anti-satellite at arms bazaar. Buy two and get a million free poker chips
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson only married Jon Peters because she'd just been on a spiritual cleanse in India and her heart was too open. That's what I said when I tried to take back my proposal
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free booze on tap in one's own apartment? Who wouldn't want that? Some people in India, apparently. Some people just don't know when they have it good
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
American leisure, weird British slang, Indian monkeys, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 26 - Feb 1 Superb Owl Commercials Edition
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Kathleen Kennedy confirms Raiders 5 is not a reboot: get ready for Indiana Jones and the Diaper of Damocles
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Mon February 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So long "Mad Mike", Zevon Tips his hat to ya, while Van Owen smiles and nods
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Thu January 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bandar: "Achaanak, Bhaaloo"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Crazy hippy recommends homeopathy. News: Coronavirus spreading. WTFark.com: The Government of India recommends homeopathy to prevent Coronavirus
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Story of an Indian disco record from 1982 that has become huge today: "When the record came out, I went to the stores and stood in front of the cassettes & hoped that someone would recognize me. Unfortunately, nothing happened. I got very irritated"
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Wed January 29, 2020
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India catapulted to becoming a french fries exporter from being an importer in just over a decade; may take global market lead in frozen potato snacks
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Tue January 28, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
When Americans return to the Moon, they'll have a bunch of Chinese and Indian restaurants to choose from
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Mon January 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
India passes the US as the second largest smartphone market (with 158 million shipments). Subby would like to point out that India also has over 4x the population but looking at things per-capita doesn't fit the narrative of TFA
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"I love the poorly educated"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dog-tired cow makes udderly warm bed for puppy's nap
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Sun January 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NPR reporter: Here is written proof Pompeo lied about our interview. Pompeo? Bueller? Bueller?
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