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Sat March 06, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Now, we'll never know
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woof. Are you a wolf?
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
"MEDIC!"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
At least seven students killed by falling from the fourth floor of a Bolivian university building after railing gives way, which we can only hope was not the engineering building
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin police refuse to release the video of an officer-involved shooting on January 5 due to something unrelated to the shooting that happened five weeks later
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
No coincidentally, Super Delta Mega Formation was the name of the space detail that protected subby's sofa forts and treehouses back in the day
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Thu March 04, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Interviewing residents about robberies? That's a robbin'
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
Video
 
Doorbell camera catches Amazon delivery driver peeing on grocery order
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(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Orange apron? Check. Meth? Check. Brilliant plan? See previous question
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're a major information security company and your cloud-based vulnerability detection tech and SSL server test webpage get beat with ransomware and your customer invoices get leaked on an extortionist blog, your name might be Qualys
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's not very smart to post a pic of a monkey on social media underneath the pic of a black man - especially if you're a cop. Wait, I'm pretty sure I have a meme for this. Hang on
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
It is difficult to safeguard beer you are aging underwater in the wreck of a Soviet-era ship
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who attempted to break into Sandra Lee's house? I don't know either but at least he was following Covid-19 mask protocols
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dumbass tries to cut in the drive-thru line at Whataburger during the Texas snow emergency. You'll never guess what happens next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
BBC mistook an impersonator of Cory Booker for the real one
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Tue March 02, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Airline has frequent flyer data hacked. Incidents narrowed down to a mere 9 year window
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(NOPD)
 
 
 
Video shows armed robbery of landscaping crew; gunmen take their wallets and their entire hedge fund
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Excuse Me, Where's the Valet? Right this way, take a seat and could you blow into this machine? Thanks
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Ferocious cat forces airliner to return to airport after gaining entry to the cockpit and attacking the crew. Surprisingly, this is not a first-of-its-kind incident
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
British horseracing officials outraged at photo of a trainer sitting on a dead horse. At least he wasn't beating it. The horse
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Sat February 27, 2021
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Boeing should sell its Seattle-area plants to China. Too crazy? Okay, Amazon should buy them and FedEx too
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
'Model' thought she could Dodge the police after crashing her car, fleeing... Now they will Charger
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Here's a tip. If you are going to Google "how to set your car on fire and make it look like an accident" before reporting your car stolen, use a library computer in a faraway town in incognito mode, not your own phone
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Fri February 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you threaten an NBA player by saying you'll "cut your Black ass and send you back to Louisiana," you might not want to be the VP of the Utah Jazz...or white
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Thu February 25, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Just shy of two months into this year, TSA officers at the airport have already found six guns. Five this month at this one airport
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(Capetown etc)
 
 
 
Excuse me ma'am, you've got a little something on your face
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Once again, why exactly do police bodycams HAVE an "off" switch?
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(Centralia Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman accused of attacking roommate with axe, knife, frying pan and broomstick claims self-defense because roommates noted how much 'prettier' she was. Col. Mustard in the study unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He knew
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Hustle)
 
 
 
One woman forced the whole car industry to change
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What is it about New Mexico and Aliens?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Husky guard dog sleeps through staged armed robbery in a jewelry store (with video & pics)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Virus or no virus, you can't evict tenants by kidnapping them and dumping them in a cemetery 35 miles away. Somebody will notice
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Tue February 23, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
♫ Through the long lonely nights, they broke the drains. The roadwork crews don't have big brains. Down on Main Street. ♫
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(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
US Postal Service awards Oshkosh Defense 10-year contract to build up to 165,000 Next Generation Delivery Vehicles. Incidentally, they also make the Pentagon's armored MRAP and MATV vehicles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese power company cut power to tens of thousands after a man climbs utility pole to exercise, the voltage at home not being sufficient to power his crunches
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Man shot twice by AR-15 during robbery in his room at the MGM National Harbor Casino in Maryland after winning $60k playing blackjack. Survives by fleeing down 17 floor staircase while holding in his intestines. During Covid? Wow. He really IS lucky
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Mon February 22, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't go to the police station to file a complaint while drunk, especially if you are under age. Also, don't drive there
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Perhaps they were booing because it was something that wasn't trying to kill them?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Black Forest Rambo gets three years along with cool nickname
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Woman dies from hoax after contracting it from an organ transplant
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
One day, two low bridges, three trucks
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cargo plane's engine blows up, rains debris over Netherlands. Donnie Darko trifecta now in play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bowling alley shooting strikes down one, spares three with only injuries. Police searching gutters of the town for suspects
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FAA monitoring 737 MAX planes for abnormalities or to make it easier to find them when they make an unexpected landing
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
We Wish Wandering Wet Wyandotte Wall Wackers Would Walk...or maybe call a cab
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Zach Britton of the Yankees doesn't seem thrilled about having his girlfriend-beating teammate back from suspension
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
No foul play suspected after women's clothes, animal organs found at Tallahassee bike trail because, you know, Florida
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(Some Manc)
 
 
 
Not News: Man fined £1000 passing by speed camera. News: Man was going under limit at the time. Fark: Man was fined for flipping it off
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zodiac admits that Cancun-gate was "obviously a mistake" as he returns home greeted by protestors calling for his resignation, according to that left wing rag...Fox News? (Bonus: He's still blaming his daughters)
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I'm allergic to drunks so I injected her with the EpiPen so she wouldn't be drunk anymore. What's the big deal?"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Go hibernate somewhere else, Charmin bear
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
"The first visual is 'oh my gosh' and then you kind of go wait a second there's a leg here, a leg there." The incident was taken very seriously, however, officers quickly realized real humans were not involved
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Woman charged with hitting child with extension cord. Apparently, she though that was a good outlet for her anger
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Are you in with the In Crowd?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Let's look at what Kate Moss's little sister is ... oh lawdy. (NSFW-ish) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Thanks to the actions of an animal control officer, Vision was taken in by an animal sanctuary that specializes in caring for dogs that face being euthanized due to medical issues or overcrowded shelters. Welcome all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today in REALLY creepy news: Brit walker discovers dozens of baby dolls with disturbing facial expressions 'nailed' and 'tied' to trees in forest clearing. Chucky the killer doll says it wasn't him playing around (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"The weekly publication apologized to all those who may have been offended by the crossword"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's what to do in case you ever fall into the NYC subway tracks. Yeah not terrifying at all
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Mon February 15, 2021
(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
Truck driver decides that even though it's a national holiday, the bank should still be open
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher fights students outside McDonald's. Article unclear exactly whose wig it was
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Subby knows there's a lot you want to do after being released from prison; he's just suggesting maybe waiting at least 30 minutes before carjacking a 16 year old. Just saying
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
"This caused (her) to run in to a parked car. She then got out, told the victim she had a gun, and hit them with a shower rod multiple times"
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman Jones back in Cincinnati attempting a comeback
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(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
Archer woman plays pluck yew with stop sign, ends up rolling in timber
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In a move that would shock even the likes of Trump, President Biden beats young child in road rage incident
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Finished with the COVID fear, it was hurting on my mind / People think I'm happy now 'cos I got the vaxx on time / All day long I think of things but nothing seems to last / Even if you get the shot, don't forget to wear a mask ♫
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
7.1 Earthquake at Fukushima triggers radioactive leak (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mercedes recalls 1 million vehicles for getting confused about where they are after crashes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Good: volunteer firefighter. Bad: volunteer policeman. Extra Fark: in Chicago
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
John Wick, Bryan Mills would be impressed
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
As the rioters reached the top of the Capitol stairs, they were within 100 feet of where the vice president was sheltering with his family -- and his NUCLEAR FARKING FOOTBALL
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
"You didn't give Randy bunny ears on camera, did ya?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that "hack" of the water treatment plant was more of a "all computers shared the same password for remote access and appeared to be connected directly to the Internet without any type of firewall protection installed"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeowner finds secret pasta sauce recipe hidden in garage from 1947, the same year as the Roswell UFO incident. There are no coincidences
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Spinning out in snowy weather is scary, but even worse when you are in a 717
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Wed February 10, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
He would have died peacefully in his sleep, but his 700 passengers would have died screaming in terror
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ohio cops being praised for "using their words" rather than their guns to apprehend an armed and suicidal suspect. Tag is for the fact that this is unusual enough to earn accolades
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Zealand parliament suddenly realizes it's no longer 1850, allows Maori minister in without a necktie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And that concludes my two hour virtual lecture. Any questions class? [looks down at message board] Did you know you've been on mute the entire time?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man arrested in connection to explosives found in Trinidad Colorado. Not those explosives, those still haven't been found. But surely there's nothing to worry about
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Don't want people posting videos of you doing bad things to social media? Simple, play copyrighted music on your phone while they are recording. At least this is what some cops now appear to be doing
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Beans on your Weetabix? That's criminal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trevor Bauer apologizes to Mets fans for trolling them, forgetting that after being owned by the Wilpons for decades Mets fans are used to being trolled
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsolicited Submarine in the Stern
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man goes to Taco Bell, claims he's armed, demands 3 tacos. "The attempt to get the tacos didn't work out well for the suspect"
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Yale grad student murdered. Police plan to investigate every Harvard student
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"So a customer is scared there's a tracker in her vehicle from a crazy ex-boyfriend"
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Hacker raises sodium hydroxide levels in water treatment plant, no lye
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Anti-masker misunderstands constitutional rights
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Fire and ice
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
I repeat: Do NOT tattoo your cat
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: gender reveal explosion causes wildfire. New hotness: cannon bursts after baby shower, blasting cars with shrapnel and killing one guest
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Sat February 06, 2021
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Where does one purchase a switchblade lamp post?
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
"I told u I was hardcore," sixty-year-old edition
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Things go missing from military bases all the time, right? So what if 10lbs of C4 just disappeared during training exercises 2 weeks ago? I mean, it's not like a bunch of current and former military members have been part of some kind of viol- Oh fu
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coaching like it's 1985. Indiana basketball coach in hot water after chair throwing incident
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Teenager who filmed himself verbally abusing the UK's Chief Medical Officer in the street receives harshest possible punishment - his mum's taken his PlayStation away
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you commit to hardcore Parkour culture to get away from police ... you commit
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about just some high radiation in subbys neighborhood. Carry on with your usual day until the radioactive mutants come for you
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not rev your car's engine to get out of a snowbank
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Los Angeles police arrest reality star for being realistic about Hollyweird, that and changing the Hollywood landmark sign to read 'Hollyboob' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 02, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Today's chemistry lesson: mix two parts politics, 8 parts whiskey, and a Trump $100 bill. Stir until you end up getting sent to jail
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(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
K-Pop singer Han apologizes for vulgar racist and ableist rap lyrics he wrote as middle-school kid in 2013. Why did Han go so low?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kourtside Karen Kicked
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Mall shooting near GameStop. Just sell, already
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The newest thing that's ruining our planet? Cats
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Airline apologizes for staring at a woman's large breasts
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Mon February 01, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
El Salvador sans Médecins sans frontières following attack on ambulance
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
'Wipeout' contestant wipes out
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Stray bullet hits Walmart employee after strip club shootout spills onto Dale Mabry Highway'. It's not peak Florida but it's damn close
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(Pinac News)
 
 
 
Cops pepper spray 9-year-old who had not committed a crime, which is probably why they didn't shoot her instead
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Sat January 30, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Oy vey. I don't think participating in an insurrection is kosher
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Maliciously severing flight communication lines at air traffic control in Honolulu while nearly a dozen planes are in the air? Yeah, that's a major sentence of ... two years probation and a $5,000 fine?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Primitive tribe goes on rampage when ...check that...Anti-Vaxxers cause hospital lockdown when they protest something or other
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Trying to avoid excess baggage fees at the airport. Fark: By eating 30Kg of oranges in half an hour
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mobile home is now less mobile
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Latest study of Dyatlov Pass Incident includes video simulation of OW MY BALLS
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Because you're into what you're into
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Not so cunning daredevil surfer attempts to hang ten on wash of superfast Belfast ferry in the shipping lanes. Very lucky Darwin wasn't aboard
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Say Whaaaaat?)
 
 
 
Everybody has got their fetish. You people are so judgemental. Wait, he was stealing what?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Binman gets thrown in the company garbage for kung fu kicking the head off a 3-year-old boy's snowman. GOOD
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally, someone improves the subway experience in NYC
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
In-N-Out burgers are serious business, but there's no reason to resort to hatchets in the drive thru lane. Drive-thru violence trifecta now in play
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You can get some great deals at a garage sale: vintage cast iron, second hand clothes, dead bodies
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Hey, I don't know you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so text me if you want your panties back ♡, maybe? Bonus: Deviant-eyed-deviant mugshot trifecta complete
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince George RCMP are looking for driver after video of stunt is posted online. The rest of Prince George is also looking for the driver to give him a big high five
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Typical Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with baseball bat. Superior Florida Man beats up parked Sheriff's vehicles with bat. Champion Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with bat at Sheriff's District 4 HQ lot under surveillance
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Osceola Sheriff's deputy scores a knockout
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Amazon driver finds baby abandoned on side of road, complains that casually discarding valuable packages where anyone can grab them is his job
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Archeologist punching Nazis. New hotness: Nazi archeologist takes an early retirement
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind', and sometimes road rage is just MAD
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Real man of genius forgets he installed a sprinkler system AND a security camera system in his restaurant before trying to set it on fire
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Mon January 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome to Pacific Northwest Driving School Training 102
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL sentenced for Green Beret's death. Man, that's gonna be awkward at this year's Special Forces picnic and volleyball tournament
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for chaining Ten Commandments monument to his truck, dragging it off courthouse lawn, violating Number 8
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(Malawi 24)
 
 
 
Talk about burying the lede; "death by extreme orgasm" should've been the headline of this article
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Traffic stopped after buzzed trucker flips 18-wheeler
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Burglars took cash, jewelry, Eddie the crow, power tools, and... wait, what?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who missed out on McDonald's drive-thru breakfast while waiting in line calls cops. Cops not amused
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a Bad Samaritan? Why yes, there is
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Unthinkably stupid' woman waits for the Darwin train to come rolling through while laying on train tracks to pose for photos (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hotel porter who cleared ash and embers from a fire last thing at night decided it'd be a good idea to put this debris into a plastic bag. In a cupboard containing kindling and firelighters. If you have been here a while you may guess the outcome
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for...(checks notes)...me yelling "Trump 2020" on the plane
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Gabapentin: Do not mix with methamphetamine, alprazolam, or clonazepam. Side affects include hallucinations, hunting imaginary men in Walmart parking lots with a .50 muzzleloader. Ask your doctor if Gabapentin is right for you
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Thu January 21, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Fishermen cast nets, catch large tusked mammal. Difficulty: not a narwhal
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard
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Wed January 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Transfer company has oopsie after nearly 12,000 COVID-19 vaccine doses ruined on way to Michigan
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Car thief's attempt to pass himself off as random innocent apartment resident foiled by burnt tortillas
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Couple accused of having sex on Myrtle Beach Skywheel ride and in community pool to make porn videos will go far in that industry
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work
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Mon January 18, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Moai escapes from Easter Island to ram state police cruiser in McBain, refuses to hand over the Maxwell Circuit, gets arrested the next day. MENDOOOOZZZZAAAAA
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man scared of the rona lives at O'Hare for three months before anyone notices; airport security to be promoted to Capitol Hill duty
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't eat fireworks
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California refinery being investigated for flaring. Previous violations include boot cut and bell bottoms
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Sun January 17, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man strikes out
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time
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Fri January 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Where's Spiderman? I thought this was his thing
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Thu January 14, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Good boy rescued after slipping down 100-foot cliff
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Investigation begins after drugs left behind in turned-in rental car, ends when suspects return to reclaim what they'd forgotten
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
DC rioters are being outed by women scanning dating sites. The boys helpfully include phrases like 'Stop the Steal' in their profiles
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
China's new unmanned war drone takes maiden flight. It's appearance of looking exactly like one of the US drones is merely coincidental
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're a store owner, it's one thing to enact a no-mask policy in your business. It's another thing to enforce it by gunpoint
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Boy Scout will not get his snow cave badge
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Italy's government is in crisis. Tag is for the simple fact that, since WWII, Italy has had over 60 governments... which, coincidentally enough, is also the average age of someone who lives in Italy
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
There's proper etiquette that should be followed during a civil rights' leader's funeral. For example, not yelling racial slurs
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Getting high and naked on your first day of work is not a good way to start your employment there, sir
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After breaking down the doors of Parliament, New Zealand man claims he just wanted to axe them a question
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Tue January 12, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The cop beaten on the steps was not Sicknick, but that doesn't mean they aren't hunting for the perpetrators
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Twenty-three people have been charged by RCMP for preventing lobsters from finding their forever homes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Twenty-three people have been charged by RCMP for preventing lobsters from finding their forever homes
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Armed man holds up a dog shelter, demands to see where all the cats are. Difficulty: Not Florida, Britain somehow (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A third Democratic Congressmember tests positive for COVID-19 after Republican bioterror incident
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
What about QAnon is so attractive to the violently mentally ill
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jeez if only there had been some warning sign that Trump would incite violence
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Emily Rainey was already scheduled to leave the Army next month due to behavior at previous protest
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Delivery driver at Home Depot killed when load of construction materials falls on him, setting up the This Old House/Ghost Hunters crossover episode no one asked for
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you carved TRUMP into the back of a Manatee then Federal officials would really like a word with you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In an incident of Canadian road rage a driver wipes out the car next to him
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
The man who led the group of terrorists that chased the black Capitol police officer up the stairs inside the Capitol building is now unemployed and in jail
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Sat January 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
In other news, if you drive into a crowd of BLM protestors, you can avoid prison and get your record expunged by claiming that social media influenced your actions
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Wine aficionado exposes restaurant bartender's practice of pouring returned champagne back into the bottle. He waited three months to upload the video, but still
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In typical British understatement, London's mayor declares a "major incident" over the current lack of hospital beds due to covid. Next up: "an issue," which roughly translates to "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US, PEOPLE. HEAD TO THE WINCHESTER "
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman rips Trump flag off car, assaults passenger with can of dog food
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1992 President George H. W. Bush made great strides in Yak diplomacy with the Prime Minister of Japan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The mayor of Portland got punched by protestors while he was eating dinner. Hopefully this isn't the start of a new Tik Tok challenge
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Subby is running out of room on his GFY list for this week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The time when Pete Townshend told a 7-yr old girl, at a Who concert, to "f*ck off*
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
How did right-wing protestors get into the OR capital last month? Yeah a Republican state rep. let them in
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you were waiting for Queen's Brian May to release his own signature perfume, today is your lucky day
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, they weren't trying to leave Cleveland
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Small fringe? Almost half of Republican voters support trashing their Capitol building in epic temper tantrum
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Fresh off the video released where Chicago PD raided the wrong apartment and handcuffed a naked woman, we get video footage of an officer intentionally running over a woman trying to get his attention. CPD fought for a year to keep this video private
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What did the Dildo-types believe was going to happen today? What do *you* think they expected to happen today?
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Riding an airboat through the streets of his neighborhood, knocking over trash cans, and shooting off fireworks is definitely a way to mock law enforcement, at least for Florida Man
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(Some Anne)
 
 
 
Newly elected conservative attention seeker Lauren Boebert has a husband who did that thing with his thing Republicans are always accusing Democrats of
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The Tipsy Pickle incident
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Mon January 04, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Migrant gives birth on Mexico-US border, leaving authorities to wonder where to bury the survivors
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Murder investigation after boy, 13, stabbed to death in Reading. That's why I watch TV and play video games
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police dog removed from the home of the police officer who was filmed PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Some Taxi Driver)
 
 
 
Canada knows how to deal with Covidiots. Taxi driver takes zero shiat from F for brains passenger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America returns to normal
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Sat January 02, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police log for Wednesday, Dec. 16, 3:07 p.m.: A walk-in reported finding a parking lot on Mass. Ave. YOU DON'T SAY
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(alder grove star.com)
 
 
 
A small cat is on the mend after being run over, found frozen to an icy road. The BC SPCA asked for donations to help pay for the cat's estimated $2,500 care. Roughly $15,000 has been already been raised, just in time for a Happy New Year Caturday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An FBI agent speaks out on the Blackwater pardons; "I'm embarrassed for our country"
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Fri January 01, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently confident of resurrection, group of 10 unmasked partiers spent this Christmas frolicking on a yacht at Lazarus Island. Jesus Christ
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hero dog re-enacts vintage Lassie movie for LOLz, gets bag of treats. Complains he wanted steak (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michigan teen plays Russian roulette, loses
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate coup leader Josh Hawley and Walmart get into a Twitter war. Let them fight
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Sometimes you gotta shoot for the moon
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Wed December 30, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Doing 114 MPH in a snowstorm. That college education is not working
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's pardoning of Blackwater war criminals violates The Geneva Convention and US obligations under international law, humanitarian law and human rights at a global level. Now where's my Noble Piece Prise?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman who attacked Black teen for stealing her phone, which she left in an Uber, says she always tries to do the right thing before demanding everyone empty their pockets
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thank God, Dear Penthouse has not been affected by Covid
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
K-9: *whimpering* "Stop, stop, I'm one of you" Police officer: "establishes dominance" by repeatedly punching his own canine partner in the face. Your dog wants pork chops
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police would really like to hear your side of the story, person of interest in double homicide, so please stop by
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tamir Rice will not receive justice from the federal system. Sad and Murica tags give way to Obvious
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Guy forgets first rule of machete fight, always remember your machete
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Something known as Lil Pump gets a lifetime ban from JetBlue for failing to wear a mask
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Talk shiat, get hiat
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens if you get an overdose of the COVID vaccine? Four German health workers are going to answer this question
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Step 1: Sell bus tickets to Trump's second inaugural Step 2: Say they're refundable Step 3: Make them non-refundable
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ummm...uh...well that's...uh...nice? I guess?...*backs away slowly*
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(The New Paper (Singapore))
 
 
 
Frogs in MY foosball? It's crueler than you think
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
God literally told officer to move away from RV about to explode. That and the voice warning that there was a bomb. And the countdown to the explosion
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Sat December 26, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops after Ninja Van deliveryman breaks lucky flower pot. "The pot was placed at her door in accordance with fengshui principles and had netted her numerous lottery wins over the years"
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female pro gamer's toddler daughter wanders into room and interacts with live feed while she makes a quick kitchen run. Twitch: That's a bannin'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Feeling under the weather, and unsure whether or not you should stay home from work? This story will help you decide
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
News: 21 injured in building explosion. Fark: At Baltimore Gas and Electric headquarters
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
I'm done buying medical-grade refrigerators from Helmer Scientific
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1888, Vincent Van Gogh was able to sell off half of his earrings
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Mean Girls, Christmas Cosplay Edition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New racism hotness: Quietly eating in a mall food court with your family while black
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Harden continuing to engineer his way off the Rockets and onto the Nets, reportedly angrily throwing a basketball at a rookie and arguing with teammates Monday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five NJ teens form a human chain to save two kids that fell into a freezing pond. What are you looking at? Heroes, apparently
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kremlin claims prominent opposition leader Alexey Navalny suffers 'delusions of persecution, megalomania' because in their book, you don't have to be anyone great or special to get poisoned by the FSB
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple with dog on Delta flight decide they'd rather not fly - after the plane started taxiing down the runway. Which left only one option
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Medical staffer accidentally receives entire vial (5+ doses) of Pfizer vaccine in one shot. Next they'll test him with Gamma radiation
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Police seeking man who entered zoo enclosure of white rhinos, did backflip, leaped out. Don't forget him when he's gone
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Mon December 21, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Unhinged" - This motion picture is now based on true events
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Panda Express customer doesn't shoot, leaves, then presumably eats
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Today's example of "a fool and his money are soon parted" brought to you by Bedford, PA
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Sun December 20, 2020
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Proof that someone had a crappier day than you: if you're dumpster diving, and you hear beeping, it's time to get out
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man finds rusting 55-gallon drum of ethyl alcohol floating in waterway behind home, fishes it out, calls authorities to report find, dispose of flammable liquid. As this is Fark, no good deed goes unpunished
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman's body found inside suitcase in a hostel. Eli Roth's sequels are getting out of hand
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Metro riders should avoid the stable
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Thu December 17, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Jurassic Park' resort on remote island in Indonesia has dragon incident after worker gets torned to shreds. Sadly this has all the makings for a revitalization of the franchise
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Fast and Frozen Furious
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Wed December 16, 2020
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Can we just name it the Sarlacc Pit now
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Testing gears is not a good excuse when pulled over by the cops. Especially when caught going 102 in a 45 mph zone. Also, Camaros and Trans Am are basically the same car. YMMV
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Google acquires Actifo, which specializes in reducing unnecessary duplication of data, and coincidentally just announced plans to reduce 54 unnecessary duplicate employees
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Another one rides the bus
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Tue December 15, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Neck Sleeve and Side Chin arrested in series of Las Vegas valley bar robberies
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
If you are going to text someone that you are getting tested for COVID-19, you should make very sure that autocorrect sends what you actually meant to write
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Mon December 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We'll conduct mishile drillsh, while they lishen to their rock and roll"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Listen to the radio chatter from the "man climbs on airplane wing" incident this weekend. Come for the baffled-yet-chill Alaskan Air pilots, stay for another plane's pilot pulling the "I'm bored, when can we leave?" role
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in China: A man takes two rats out for a walk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Workers at Apple sweatshop in India have revolted
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Sun December 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cats are known to like cucumbers. It was not a raid. Water is dry. The sun rises in the south. I am a merman, I must return to the sea - Ron DeSantis
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How come no one ever has a FUN manifesto? One about free beer for all and not about bombing buildings of political parties?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scary headline: 24-year old woman dies after dropping her iPhone in the bath. Actual story: the phone was PLUGGED IN and charging at the time
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(Foreigner. FI)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about. Scram. The Finnish Radiation and Nuclear Safety Authority forced to undergo an emergency shutdown (scram) at the Olkiluoto nuclear power plant. Scram. No radiation has been released. Scram
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh good, more cyberattacks on vaccine manufacturers
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Wed December 09, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If I can't live there, no one will
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
The naked man who appeared behind me in the Zoom call was my son. No? He was a ghost? Would you believe I was hacked? Let me know if any of these work
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citigroup goes to court against Revlon's lenders to try and make up a $900mil oopsie. Things may not be as they seem
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Wisconsin F-16 strikes Michigan's Upper Peninsula
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels just can't stop having sex parties I guess (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Shelter-in-place order for Kanawha County, WV after explosion at Chemours plant
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
He shouldna punched that moose
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Please note: do not leave unsecured, loaded firearms around toddlers, because the little haxxors make headshots like a pro
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(Firehouse)
 
 
 
"Nothing to see here, please disperse"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
For the last time, you are NOT a great patriot when you give the minimum wage staff at the mall a hard time about mask requirements. You are, in fact, an ignorant a--hole. "Dumbass" tag edges out "Florida" tag
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
First the claws came out. Then things turned deadly
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Mon December 07, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pandemic 2: 2020-fark-you-aloo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Driver mistakes garden center for flea market, or possibly shooting range
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Kathie Lee Gifford reveals that her 'good friend' Bill Cosby tried to get her pudding pops. Hey, hey, hey
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Sun December 06, 2020
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Yawn: Climber in the Devil's Kitchen Area of Mt. Hood falls. BFD: Falls 5 feet. Fark: Falls 5 feet into fumarole filled with steam and volcanic gases
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you, that your container load of Wasabi Kit Kat is currently on its way back to Japan, drifting west at 3mph
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Male student wears nail polish to school in Texas. Guess what happens next
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Clearly it was a semiautomatic, fully loaded, assault sandwich, right Franklin County Sheriff's Office?
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(The Daily World 2)
 
 
 
Real life "Grinch"arrested for stealing Christmas trees
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Sat December 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but LB Vontaze Burfict was arrested on a battery charge
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"As a Black man in the South, I know when pickup trucks start pulling up and honking their horns, it's time to go"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Pet owners with animals who will not let them close the bathroom door get Uncle Joe's "Dog In The Bathroom Story"
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(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Well, that's refreshing. An actual consequence, at least potentially
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Fri December 04, 2020
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Pahrump pum pum pum
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
It defied the laws of jailhouse physics and detectives are still stumped after 20 years
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Sheep found roaming around hotel corridors in Wales which shouldn't come as a surprise to the locals but some are pretending this is the first time it's ever happened
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
City covers up the burning of 10 million Trump votes
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Why not both?
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
So that high-spirited voter fraud witness turns out to have pled guilty to "computer crime." Fark: after prosecutors dropped an obscenity charge
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Thu December 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Woman threatens to leave her job unless her demands are met. Boss fires her. Too bad she didn't have any way to predict that outcome
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's like a Scooby Doo episode
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Person bitten by animal at Carole Baskin's Big Cat Rescue/Dead Husband Emporium
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Wed December 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ When you slug a Disney star, makes no difference who you are. Anything security desires, will come to you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other coincidentally-related news, Tiger King Joe Exotic's attorney believes they're close to getting pardon from Trump
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Tue December 01, 2020
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Nuglists "serve" papers on Boise businesses, say they have til the count of potato to let them spread Grandfather Nurgle's gift or they'll be sued in admiralty court or something
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giuliani says stuff leaking down his face were his brains. Fact checkers point out he doesn't have any
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Someone just drone striked the Iranian Revolutionary Guard commander in Iraq. Looking at you Israel
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Protestors gather in the thousands as police fortify the Bastille in Paris. Difficulty: Not a repeat
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police "investigating" how a one-year-old died after three officers unloaded their guns into a truck the child was inside of
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Sat November 28, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Trucker having trouble with his stick shift pulls over to get his motor running at rest stop, gets naked and starts "pleasuring himself" in front of other motorists
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a Christmas miracle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Oh deer, better Czech your rifle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man run over and killed by three separate hit-and-run drivers who all fled the scene. Which is precisely what "hit-and-run" means
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Thu November 26, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't click and look, this woman has clearly gone nuts in a supermarket by smashing every booze bottle she can get her crazy hands on
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
You can't come out of the attic till the Jungle Juice is gone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada: Cops bust illegal THC extraction operation after kid brings home THC-laced candy in its Halloween haul. Shame on the kid for not sharing
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Wed November 25, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cause of the incident is still under investigation but officers have not ruled out the possibility that he saw an attractive Christmas deer decoration through the window," the post said. "The broken antler was seized. No humans were injured"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis impersonator leaves the house after singing too loudly during a live-stream performance
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
A gymnast from Best Korea is an even better escape artist
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Wed November 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Governor of South Dakota falls back on her medical certification from RAND PAUL inc, which coincidentally fell out of the cracker jack box, to say masks are not effective
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Tue November 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brazil halts trials of Chinese Covid-19 vaccine after an "adverse incident"
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