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Sat March 06, 2021
		Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Now, we'll never know source: abc15.com \| share:	16
		Woof. Are you a wolf? source: bbc.com \| share:	55

Fri March 05, 2021
		"MEDIC!" source: itv.com \| share:	31
		At least seven students killed by falling from the fourth floor of a Bolivian university building after railing gives way, which we can only hope was not the engineering building source: aljazeera.com \| share:	26
		Austin police refuse to release the video of an officer-involved shooting on January 5 due to something unrelated to the shooting that happened five weeks later source: kxan.com \| share:	22
		No coincidentally, Super Delta Mega Formation was the name of the space detail that protected subby's sofa forts and treehouses back in the day source: thedrive.com \| share:	4

Thu March 04, 2021
		Interviewing residents about robberies? That's a robbin' source: sfgate.com \| share:	31
		Doorbell camera catches Amazon delivery driver peeing on grocery order source: abc6.com \| share:	66
		Orange apron? Check. Meth? Check. Brilliant plan? See previous question source: wtvy.com \| share:	37

Wed March 03, 2021
		If you're a major information security company and your cloud-based vulnerability detection tech and SSL server test webpage get beat with ransomware and your customer invoices get leaked on an extortionist blog, your name might be Qualys source: theregister.com \| share:	6
		It's not very smart to post a pic of a monkey on social media underneath the pic of a black man - especially if you're a cop. Wait, I'm pretty sure I have a meme for this. Hang on source: theguardian.com \| share:	39
		It is difficult to safeguard beer you are aging underwater in the wreck of a Soviet-era ship source: thedrinksbusiness.com \| share:	7
		Who was that masked man who attempted to break into Sandra Lee's house? I don't know either but at least he was following Covid-19 mask protocols source: people.com \| share:	20
		Dumbass tries to cut in the drive-thru line at Whataburger during the Texas snow emergency. You'll never guess what happens next source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	71
		BBC mistook an impersonator of Cory Booker for the real one source: thehill.com \| share:	33

Tue March 02, 2021
		Airline has frequent flyer data hacked. Incidents narrowed down to a mere 9 year window source: zdnet.com \| share:	1
(NOPD)		Video shows armed robbery of landscaping crew; gunmen take their wallets and their entire hedge fund source: uptownmessenger.com \| share:	39
		Excuse Me, Where's the Valet? Right this way, take a seat and could you blow into this machine? Thanks source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	2

Mon March 01, 2021
		Ferocious cat forces airliner to return to airport after gaining entry to the cockpit and attacking the crew. Surprisingly, this is not a first-of-its-kind incident source: euroweeklynews.com \| share:	62
		British horseracing officials outraged at photo of a trainer sitting on a dead horse. At least he wasn't beating it. The horse source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	43

Sat February 27, 2021
		Boeing should sell its Seattle-area plants to China. Too crazy? Okay, Amazon should buy them and FedEx too source: thestranger.com \| share:	26
		Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists source: nj.com \| share:	38
		'Model' thought she could Dodge the police after crashing her car, fleeing... Now they will Charger source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	30
		Here's a tip. If you are going to Google "how to set your car on fire and make it look like an accident" before reporting your car stolen, use a library computer in a faraway town in incognito mode, not your own phone source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	27

Fri February 26, 2021
		Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault source: msn.com \| share:	16
		If you threaten an NBA player by saying you'll "cut your Black ass and send you back to Louisiana," you might not want to be the VP of the Utah Jazz...or white source: thehill.com \| share:	9

Thu February 25, 2021
		Just shy of two months into this year, TSA officers at the airport have already found six guns. Five this month at this one airport source: wtae.com \| share:	50
(Capetown etc)		Excuse me ma'am, you've got a little something on your face source: capetownetc.com \| share:	38
		Once again, why exactly do police bodycams HAVE an "off" switch? source: vice.com \| share:	150
		Woman accused of attacking roommate with axe, knife, frying pan and broomstick claims self-defense because roommates noted how much 'prettier' she was. Col. Mustard in the study unavailable for comment source: chronline.com \| share:	30
		He knew source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	140

Wed February 24, 2021
(The Hustle)		One woman forced the whole car industry to change source: thehustle.co \| share:	13
		What is it about New Mexico and Aliens? source: thedrive.com \| share:	49
		Husky guard dog sleeps through staged armed robbery in a jewelry store (with video & pics) source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	9
		U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions source: wcax.com \| share:	49
		Virus or no virus, you can't evict tenants by kidnapping them and dumping them in a cemetery 35 miles away. Somebody will notice source: timesunion.com \| share:	56

Tue February 23, 2021
		♫ Through the long lonely nights, they broke the drains. The roadwork crews don't have big brains. Down on Main Street. ♫ source: mlive.com \| share:	18
		US Postal Service awards Oshkosh Defense 10-year contract to build up to 165,000 Next Generation Delivery Vehicles. Incidentally, they also make the Pentagon's armored MRAP and MATV vehicles source: media.usps.com \| share:	100
(Some Guy)		Chinese power company cut power to tens of thousands after a man climbs utility pole to exercise, the voltage at home not being sufficient to power his crunches source: today.rtl.lu \| share:	13
		Man shot twice by AR-15 during robbery in his room at the MGM National Harbor Casino in Maryland after winning $60k playing blackjack. Survives by fleeing down 17 floor staircase while holding in his intestines. During Covid? Wow. He really IS lucky source: wusa9.com \| share:	76

Mon February 22, 2021
		Protip: Don't go to the police station to file a complaint while drunk, especially if you are under age. Also, don't drive there source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	22
		Perhaps they were booing because it was something that wasn't trying to kill them? source: itv.com \| share:	8
		Black Forest Rambo gets three years along with cool nickname source: dw.com \| share:	44
		Woman dies from hoax after contracting it from an organ transplant source: nbcnews.com \| share:	49
		One day, two low bridges, three trucks source: telegram.com \| share:	25

Sun February 21, 2021
		Cargo plane's engine blows up, rains debris over Netherlands. Donnie Darko trifecta now in play source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Bowling alley shooting strikes down one, spares three with only injuries. Police searching gutters of the town for suspects source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Sat February 20, 2021
		FAA monitoring 737 MAX planes for abnormalities or to make it easier to find them when they make an unexpected landing source: reuters.com \| share:	15

Fri February 19, 2021
		We Wish Wandering Wet Wyandotte Wall Wackers Would Walk...or maybe call a cab source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	21
		Zach Britton of the Yankees doesn't seem thrilled about having his girlfriend-beating teammate back from suspension source: nypost.com \| share:	6
		No foul play suspected after women's clothes, animal organs found at Tallahassee bike trail because, you know, Florida source: tallahassee.com \| share:	19
(Some Manc)		Not News: Man fined £1000 passing by speed camera. News: Man was going under limit at the time. Fark: Man was fined for flipping it off source: themanc.com \| share:	77
		Thousands of pounds worth of cannabis strewn across the road after high-speed car crash. Subby thinks the police must have already gotten to it because it only looks like a few pounds from the pics source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	19
		Zodiac admits that Cancun-gate was "obviously a mistake" as he returns home greeted by protestors calling for his resignation, according to that left wing rag...Fox News? (Bonus: He's still blaming his daughters) source: foxnews.com \| share:	115

Thu February 18, 2021
		"I'm allergic to drunks so I injected her with the EpiPen so she wouldn't be drunk anymore. What's the big deal?" source: clickorlando.com \| share:	48
		Go hibernate somewhere else, Charmin bear source: adn.com \| share:	28

Wed February 17, 2021
		"The first visual is 'oh my gosh' and then you kind of go wait a second there's a leg here, a leg there." The incident was taken very seriously, however, officers quickly realized real humans were not involved source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	16
		Woman charged with hitting child with extension cord. Apparently, she though that was a good outlet for her anger source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	101
		Are you in with the In Crowd? source: boredpanda.com \| share:	13
		Let's look at what Kate Moss's little sister is ... oh lawdy. (NSFW-ish) (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	40
		Thanks to the actions of an animal control officer, Vision was taken in by an animal sanctuary that specializes in caring for dogs that face being euthanized due to medical issues or overcrowded shelters. Welcome all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: wzzm13.com \| share:	365

Tue February 16, 2021
		Today in REALLY creepy news: Brit walker discovers dozens of baby dolls with disturbing facial expressions 'nailed' and 'tied' to trees in forest clearing. Chucky the killer doll says it wasn't him playing around (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	22
		"The weekly publication apologized to all those who may have been offended by the crossword" source: montrealgazette.com \| share:	40
		Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings source: wcvb.com \| share:	32
		"Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	39
		Here's what to do in case you ever fall into the NYC subway tracks. Yeah not terrifying at all source: nydailynews.com \| share:	35

Mon February 15, 2021
		Truck driver decides that even though it's a national holiday, the bank should still be open source: waow.com \| share:	11
		Teacher fights students outside McDonald's. Article unclear exactly whose wig it was source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	14
		Subby knows there's a lot you want to do after being released from prison; he's just suggesting maybe waiting at least 30 minutes before carjacking a 16 year old. Just saying source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	31
		"This caused (her) to run in to a parked car. She then got out, told the victim she had a gun, and hit them with a shower rod multiple times" source: wcjb.com \| share:	34
		Pacman Jones back in Cincinnati attempting a comeback source: wcpo.com \| share:	3
		Archer woman plays pluck yew with stop sign, ends up rolling in timber source: kiwaradio.com \| share:	16

Sun February 14, 2021
		In a move that would shock even the likes of Trump, President Biden beats young child in road rage incident source: kotaku.com \| share:	67
		♫ Finished with the COVID fear, it was hurting on my mind / People think I'm happy now 'cos I got the vaxx on time / All day long I think of things but nothing seems to last / Even if you get the shot, don't forget to wear a mask ♫ source: yahoo.com \| share:	20
		7.1 Earthquake at Fukushima triggers radioactive leak (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	36

Sat February 13, 2021
		Mercedes recalls 1 million vehicles for getting confused about where they are after crashes source: theverge.com \| share:	25
		Good: volunteer firefighter. Bad: volunteer policeman. Extra Fark: in Chicago source: apnews.com \| share:	13

Fri February 12, 2021
		John Wick, Bryan Mills would be impressed source: theoaklandpress.com \| share:	13

Thu February 11, 2021
		As the rioters reached the top of the Capitol stairs, they were within 100 feet of where the vice president was sheltering with his family -- and his NUCLEAR FARKING FOOTBALL source: cnn.com \| share:	130
		"You didn't give Randy bunny ears on camera, did ya?" source: ktvb.com \| share:	15
		Turns out that "hack" of the water treatment plant was more of a "all computers shared the same password for remote access and appeared to be connected directly to the Internet without any type of firewall protection installed" source: theverge.com \| share:	75
		Homeowner finds secret pasta sauce recipe hidden in garage from 1947, the same year as the Roswell UFO incident. There are no coincidences source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	13
		Spinning out in snowy weather is scary, but even worse when you are in a 717 source: wpxi.com \| share:	27

Wed February 10, 2021
		He would have died peacefully in his sleep, but his 700 passengers would have died screaming in terror source: soranews24.com \| share:	33
		Ohio cops being praised for "using their words" rather than their guns to apprehend an armed and suicidal suspect. Tag is for the fact that this is unusual enough to earn accolades source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	41
		New Zealand parliament suddenly realizes it's no longer 1850, allows Maori minister in without a necktie source: bbc.com \| share:	64
(Some Guy)		And that concludes my two hour virtual lecture. Any questions class? [looks down at message board] Did you know you've been on mute the entire time? source: theindependent.sg \| share:	49
		Man arrested in connection to explosives found in Trinidad Colorado. Not those explosives, those still haven't been found. But surely there's nothing to worry about source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	19
		Don't want people posting videos of you doing bad things to social media? Simple, play copyrighted music on your phone while they are recording. At least this is what some cops now appear to be doing source: thegrio.com \| share:	98

Tue February 09, 2021
		Beans on your Weetabix? That's criminal source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk \| share:	7
		Trevor Bauer apologizes to Mets fans for trolling them, forgetting that after being owned by the Wilpons for decades Mets fans are used to being trolled source: usatoday.com \| share:	3
		Unsolicited Submarine in the Stern source: cnn.com \| share:	75
		Man goes to Taco Bell, claims he's armed, demands 3 tacos. "The attempt to get the tacos didn't work out well for the suspect" source: cleveland.com \| share:	37
		Yale grad student murdered. Police plan to investigate every Harvard student source: 6abc.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Protip: Don't play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol source: miheadlines.com \| share:	66

Mon February 08, 2021
		"So a customer is scared there's a tracker in her vehicle from a crazy ex-boyfriend" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	107
		Hacker raises sodium hydroxide levels in water treatment plant, no lye source: wtsp.com \| share:	70
		Anti-masker misunderstands constitutional rights source: minnesota.cbslocal.com \| share:	110

Sun February 07, 2021
		Fire and ice source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	33
		I repeat: Do NOT tattoo your cat source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	175
		Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	81
		Old and busted: gender reveal explosion causes wildfire. New hotness: cannon bursts after baby shower, blasting cars with shrapnel and killing one guest source: mlive.com \| share:	115

Sat February 06, 2021
		Where does one purchase a switchblade lamp post? source: wsaz.com \| share:	24

Fri February 05, 2021
		"I told u I was hardcore," sixty-year-old edition source: insider.com \| share:	77
		Things go missing from military bases all the time, right? So what if 10lbs of C4 just disappeared during training exercises 2 weeks ago? I mean, it's not like a bunch of current and former military members have been part of some kind of viol- Oh fu source: 10news.com \| share:	68
(Some Guy)		Coaching like it's 1985. Indiana basketball coach in hot water after chair throwing incident source: duboiscountyherald.com \| share:	6

Thu February 04, 2021
		Teenager who filmed himself verbally abusing the UK's Chief Medical Officer in the street receives harshest possible punishment - his mum's taken his PlayStation away source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		When you commit to hardcore Parkour culture to get away from police ... you commit source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	47
		Nothing to worry about just some high radiation in subbys neighborhood. Carry on with your usual day until the radioactive mutants come for you source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	36
		Protip: Do not rev your car's engine to get out of a snowbank source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	91

Wed February 03, 2021
		Los Angeles police arrest reality star for being realistic about Hollyweird, that and changing the Hollywood landmark sign to read 'Hollyboob' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	15

Tue February 02, 2021
		Today's chemistry lesson: mix two parts politics, 8 parts whiskey, and a Trump $100 bill. Stir until you end up getting sent to jail source: wane.com \| share:	55
		K-Pop singer Han apologizes for vulgar racist and ableist rap lyrics he wrote as middle-school kid in 2013. Why did Han go so low? source: allkpop.com \| share:	33
		Kourtside Karen Kicked source: espn.com \| share:	44
		Mall shooting near GameStop. Just sell, already source: wcax.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		The newest thing that's ruining our planet? Cats source: sixthtone.com \| share:	28
		Airline apologizes for staring at a woman's large breasts source: ladbible.com \| share:	186

Mon February 01, 2021
		El Salvador sans Médecins sans frontières following attack on ambulance source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	15
		'Wipeout' contestant wipes out source: nme.com \| share:	24
		'Stray bullet hits Walmart employee after strip club shootout spills onto Dale Mabry Highway'. It's not peak Florida but it's damn close source: wfla.com \| share:	61
		Cops pepper spray 9-year-old who had not committed a crime, which is probably why they didn't shoot her instead source: newsmaven.io \| share:	188

Sat January 30, 2021
		Oy vey. I don't think participating in an insurrection is kosher source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	80
		Maliciously severing flight communication lines at air traffic control in Honolulu while nearly a dozen planes are in the air? Yeah, that's a major sentence of ... two years probation and a $5,000 fine? source: nydailynews.com \| share:	44
		Primitive tribe goes on rampage when ...check that...Anti-Vaxxers cause hospital lockdown when they protest something or other source: koin.com \| share:	54
(Some Guy)		Not news: Trying to avoid excess baggage fees at the airport. Fark: By eating 30Kg of oranges in half an hour source: news18.com \| share:	35
		Mobile home is now less mobile source: azfamily.com \| share:	15

Fri January 29, 2021
		Latest study of Dyatlov Pass Incident includes video simulation of OW MY BALLS source: vice.com \| share:	62
		Because you're into what you're into source: vice.com \| share:	65
		Not so cunning daredevil surfer attempts to hang ten on wash of superfast Belfast ferry in the shipping lanes. Very lucky Darwin wasn't aboard source: irishpost.com \| share:	32

Thu January 28, 2021
(Say Whaaaaat?)		Everybody has got their fetish. You people are so judgemental. Wait, he was stealing what? source: narcity.com \| share:	46
		Binman gets thrown in the company garbage for kung fu kicking the head off a 3-year-old boy's snowman. GOOD source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	21
		Finally, someone improves the subway experience in NYC source: nypost.com \| share:	27
		In-N-Out burgers are serious business, but there's no reason to resort to hatchets in the drive thru lane. Drive-thru violence trifecta now in play source: abc4.com \| share:	40
		You can get some great deals at a garage sale: vintage cast iron, second hand clothes, dead bodies source: clickorlando.com \| share:	27
		Hey, I don't know you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so text me if you want your panties back ♡, maybe? Bonus: Deviant-eyed-deviant mugshot trifecta complete source: ktnv.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)		Prince George RCMP are looking for driver after video of stunt is posted online. The rest of Prince George is also looking for the driver to give him a big high five source: quesnelobserver.com \| share:	33

Wed January 27, 2021
		Typical Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with baseball bat. Superior Florida Man beats up parked Sheriff's vehicles with bat. Champion Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with bat at Sheriff's District 4 HQ lot under surveillance source: clickorlando.com \| share:	24
		Osceola Sheriff's deputy scores a knockout source: tmz.com \| share:	84
		Amazon driver finds baby abandoned on side of road, complains that casually discarding valuable packages where anyone can grab them is his job source: krtv.com \| share:	49

Tue January 26, 2021
		Old and busted: Archeologist punching Nazis. New hotness: Nazi archeologist takes an early retirement source: sciencemag.org \| share:	63
		'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind', and sometimes road rage is just MAD source: ktla.com \| share:	28
		Real man of genius forgets he installed a sprinkler system AND a security camera system in his restaurant before trying to set it on fire source: abc7ny.com \| share:	23

Mon January 25, 2021
		Welcome to Pacific Northwest Driving School Training 102 source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		Navy SEAL sentenced for Green Beret's death. Man, that's gonna be awkward at this year's Special Forces picnic and volleyball tournament source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	60
		Man sentenced for chaining Ten Commandments monument to his truck, dragging it off courthouse lawn, violating Number 8 source: krtv.com \| share:	55
		Talk about burying the lede; "death by extreme orgasm" should've been the headline of this article source: malawi24.com \| share:	75
		Traffic stopped after buzzed trucker flips 18-wheeler source: ksat.com \| share:	21

Sat January 23, 2021
		Burglars took cash, jewelry, Eddie the crow, power tools, and... wait, what? source: leicestermercury.co.uk \| share:	22
		Woman who missed out on McDonald's drive-thru breakfast while waiting in line calls cops. Cops not amused source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	69

Fri January 22, 2021
		Is there such a thing as a Bad Samaritan? Why yes, there is source: hardboilednews.com \| share:	53
		'Unthinkably stupid' woman waits for the Darwin train to come rolling through while laying on train tracks to pose for photos (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	58
		Hotel porter who cleared ash and embers from a fire last thing at night decided it'd be a good idea to put this debris into a plastic bag. In a cupboard containing kindling and firelighters. If you have been here a while you may guess the outcome source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	42
		I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for...(checks notes)...me yelling "Trump 2020" on the plane source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	41
		Gabapentin: Do not mix with methamphetamine, alprazolam, or clonazepam. Side affects include hallucinations, hunting imaginary men in Walmart parking lots with a .50 muzzleloader. Ask your doctor if Gabapentin is right for you source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	116

Thu January 21, 2021
		The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how source: news4jax.com \| share:	22
		Fishermen cast nets, catch large tusked mammal. Difficulty: not a narwhal source: indiatimes.com \| share:	19
		Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard source: news.com.au \| share:	35

Wed January 20, 2021
		Transfer company has oopsie after nearly 12,000 COVID-19 vaccine doses ruined on way to Michigan source: nypost.com \| share:	43

Tue January 19, 2021
		Car thief's attempt to pass himself off as random innocent apartment resident foiled by burnt tortillas source: dailybulletin.com \| share:	11
		Couple accused of having sex on Myrtle Beach Skywheel ride and in community pool to make porn videos will go far in that industry source: wbtw.com \| share:	75
		Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work source: vice.com \| share:	15

Mon January 18, 2021
		Moai escapes from Easter Island to ram state police cruiser in McBain, refuses to hand over the Maxwell Circuit, gets arrested the next day. MENDOOOOZZZZAAAAA source: detroitnews.com \| share:	12
		Man scared of the rona lives at O'Hare for three months before anyone notices; airport security to be promoted to Capitol Hill duty source: independent.co.uk \| share:	47
		Pro tip: Don't eat fireworks source: birminghammail.co.uk \| share:	44
		California refinery being investigated for flaring. Previous violations include boot cut and bell bottoms source: kron4.com \| share:	15

Sun January 17, 2021
		Florida Man strikes out source: news4jax.com \| share:	16
		Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time source: oregonlive.com \| share:	23

Fri January 15, 2021
		Where's Spiderman? I thought this was his thing source: cnn.com \| share:	12

Thu January 14, 2021
		Good boy rescued after slipping down 100-foot cliff source: mlive.com \| share:	2
		Investigation begins after drugs left behind in turned-in rental car, ends when suspects return to reclaim what they'd forgotten source: dailygazette.com \| share:	25
		DC rioters are being outed by women scanning dating sites. The boys helpfully include phrases like 'Stop the Steal' in their profiles source: thelily.com \| share:	71
		China's new unmanned war drone takes maiden flight. It's appearance of looking exactly like one of the US drones is merely coincidental source: globaltimes.cn \| share:	6
		If you're a store owner, it's one thing to enact a no-mask policy in your business. It's another thing to enforce it by gunpoint source: azfamily.com \| share:	76
		Boy Scout will not get his snow cave badge source: krqe.com \| share:	53

Wed January 13, 2021
		Italy's government is in crisis. Tag is for the simple fact that, since WWII, Italy has had over 60 governments... which, coincidentally enough, is also the average age of someone who lives in Italy source: cnbc.com \| share:	22
		There's proper etiquette that should be followed during a civil rights' leader's funeral. For example, not yelling racial slurs source: abc11.com \| share:	30
		Getting high and naked on your first day of work is not a good way to start your employment there, sir source: pennlive.com \| share:	67
		After breaking down the doors of Parliament, New Zealand man claims he just wanted to axe them a question source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	32

Tue January 12, 2021
		The cop beaten on the steps was not Sicknick, but that doesn't mean they aren't hunting for the perpetrators source: nytimes.com \| share:	26
		Twenty-three people have been charged by RCMP for preventing lobsters from finding their forever homes source: cbc.ca \| share:	17
		Twenty-three people have been charged by RCMP for preventing lobsters from finding their forever homes source: cbc.ca \| share:	17
		Armed man holds up a dog shelter, demands to see where all the cats are. Difficulty: Not Florida, Britain somehow (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	43
		A third Democratic Congressmember tests positive for COVID-19 after Republican bioterror incident source: thehill.com \| share:	69

Mon January 11, 2021
		What about QAnon is so attractive to the violently mentally ill source: opb.org \| share:	116
		Jeez if only there had been some warning sign that Trump would incite violence source: time.com \| share:	39
		Emily Rainey was already scheduled to leave the Army next month due to behavior at previous protest source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	63
		Delivery driver at Home Depot killed when load of construction materials falls on him, setting up the This Old House/Ghost Hunters crossover episode no one asked for source: clickorlando.com \| share:	34
		If you carved TRUMP into the back of a Manatee then Federal officials would really like a word with you source: msn.com \| share:	96
		In an incident of Canadian road rage a driver wipes out the car next to him source: twitter.com \| share:	56
		The man who led the group of terrorists that chased the black Capitol police officer up the stairs inside the Capitol building is now unemployed and in jail source: kcci.com \| share:	131

Sat January 09, 2021
		In other news, if you drive into a crowd of BLM protestors, you can avoid prison and get your record expunged by claiming that social media influenced your actions source: apnews.com \| share:	84
		Wine aficionado exposes restaurant bartender's practice of pouring returned champagne back into the bottle. He waited three months to upload the video, but still source: asiaone.com \| share:	10

Fri January 08, 2021
		In typical British understatement, London's mayor declares a "major incident" over the current lack of hospital beds due to covid. Next up: "an issue," which roughly translates to "THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US, PEOPLE. HEAD TO THE WINCHESTER " source: reuters.com \| share:	25
		Woman rips Trump flag off car, assaults passenger with can of dog food source: wfla.com \| share:	148
		On this day in history, in 1992 President George H. W. Bush made great strides in Yak diplomacy with the Prime Minister of Japan source: history.com \| share:	18
		The mayor of Portland got punched by protestors while he was eating dinner. Hopefully this isn't the start of a new Tik Tok challenge source: foxnews.com \| share:	47
		Subby is running out of room on his GFY list for this week source: axios.com \| share:	48
(Some Guy)		The time when Pete Townshend told a 7-yr old girl, at a Who concert, to "fck off source: faroutmagazine.co.uk \| share:	71
		How did right-wing protestors get into the OR capital last month? Yeah a Republican state rep. let them in source: koin.com \| share:	36

Thu January 07, 2021
		If you were waiting for Queen's Brian May to release his own signature perfume, today is your lucky day source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	16
		Surprisingly, they weren't trying to leave Cleveland source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	5
		Small fringe? Almost half of Republican voters support trashing their Capitol building in epic temper tantrum source: newsweek.com \| share:	185

Wed January 06, 2021
		Fresh off the video released where Chicago PD raided the wrong apartment and handcuffed a naked woman, we get video footage of an officer intentionally running over a woman trying to get his attention. CPD fought for a year to keep this video private source: theroot.com \| share:	13
		What did the Dildo-types believe was going to happen today? What do you think they expected to happen today? source: vice.com \| share:	85

Tue January 05, 2021
		Riding an airboat through the streets of his neighborhood, knocking over trash cans, and shooting off fireworks is definitely a way to mock law enforcement, at least for Florida Man source: clickorlando.com \| share:	22
(Some Anne)		Newly elected conservative attention seeker Lauren Boebert has a husband who did that thing with his thing Republicans are always accusing Democrats of source: annelandmanblog.com \| share:	75
		The Tipsy Pickle incident source: wcax.com \| share:	8

Mon January 04, 2021
		Migrant gives birth on Mexico-US border, leaving authorities to wonder where to bury the survivors source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	40
		Murder investigation after boy, 13, stabbed to death in Reading. That's why I watch TV and play video games source: news.sky.com \| share:	25
		Police dog removed from the home of the police officer who was filmed PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE source: sfgate.com \| share:	102

Sun January 03, 2021
(Some Taxi Driver)		Canada knows how to deal with Covidiots. Taxi driver takes zero shiat from F for brains passenger source: prpeak.com \| share:	66
		America returns to normal source: nbcnews.com \| share:	157

Sat January 02, 2021
		Police log for Wednesday, Dec. 16, 3:07 p.m.: A walk-in reported finding a parking lot on Mass. Ave. YOU DON'T SAY source: wickedlocal.com \| share:	21
(alder grove star.com)		A small cat is on the mend after being run over, found frozen to an icy road. The BC SPCA asked for donations to help pay for the cat's estimated $2,500 care. Roughly $15,000 has been already been raised, just in time for a Happy New Year Caturday source: aldergrovestar.com \| share:	1158
		An FBI agent speaks out on the Blackwater pardons; "I'm embarrassed for our country" source: nytimes.com \| share:	42

Fri January 01, 2021
		Apparently confident of resurrection, group of 10 unmasked partiers spent this Christmas frolicking on a yacht at Lazarus Island. Jesus Christ source: asiaone.com \| share:	14

Thu December 31, 2020
		Hero dog re-enacts vintage Lassie movie for LOLz, gets bag of treats. Complains he wanted steak (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	6
		Michigan teen plays Russian roulette, loses source: nbcnews.com \| share:	63
		Senate coup leader Josh Hawley and Walmart get into a Twitter war. Let them fight source: usatoday.com \| share:	59
		Sometimes you gotta shoot for the moon source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	27

Wed December 30, 2020
		Doing 114 MPH in a snowstorm. That college education is not working source: kcrg.com \| share:	28
		Trump's pardoning of Blackwater war criminals violates The Geneva Convention and US obligations under international law, humanitarian law and human rights at a global level. Now where's my Noble Piece Prise? source: theguardian.com \| share:	65
		Woman who attacked Black teen for stealing her phone, which she left in an Uber, says she always tries to do the right thing before demanding everyone empty their pockets source: cnn.com \| share:	259
		Thank God, Dear Penthouse has not been affected by Covid source: nypost.com \| share:	28
		K-9: whimpering "Stop, stop, I'm one of you" Police officer: "establishes dominance" by repeatedly punching his own canine partner in the face. Your dog wants pork chops source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	153
		Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9 source: necn.com \| share:	54

Tue December 29, 2020
(Some Guy)		Police would really like to hear your side of the story, person of interest in double homicide, so please stop by source: hoosiertimes.com \| share:	9
		Tamir Rice will not receive justice from the federal system. Sad and Murica tags give way to Obvious source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Guy forgets first rule of machete fight, always remember your machete source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	17
		Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	106
		Something known as Lil Pump gets a lifetime ban from JetBlue for failing to wear a mask source: nme.com \| share:	32
		Talk shiat, get hiat source: nypost.com \| share:	156

Mon December 28, 2020
		What happens if you get an overdose of the COVID vaccine? Four German health workers are going to answer this question source: thehill.com \| share:	31
		Step 1: Sell bus tickets to Trump's second inaugural Step 2: Say they're refundable Step 3: Make them non-refundable source: mediaite.com \| share:	85
		Ummm...uh...well that's...uh...nice? I guess?...backs away slowly source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	63
		Frogs in MY foosball? It's crueler than you think source: tnp.sg \| share:	26
		God literally told officer to move away from RV about to explode. That and the voice warning that there was a bomb. And the countdown to the explosion source: nbcnews.com \| share:	79

Sat December 26, 2020
		Woman calls cops after Ninja Van deliveryman breaks lucky flower pot. "The pot was placed at her door in accordance with fengshui principles and had netted her numerous lottery wins over the years" source: asiaone.com \| share:	32

Thu December 24, 2020
(Some Guy)		Female pro gamer's toddler daughter wanders into room and interacts with live feed while she makes a quick kitchen run. Twitch: That's a bannin' source: talkesport.com \| share:	34
		Feeling under the weather, and unsure whether or not you should stay home from work? This story will help you decide source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		News: 21 injured in building explosion. Fark: At Baltimore Gas and Electric headquarters source: baltimore.cbslocal.com \| share:	15

Wed December 23, 2020
		I'm done buying medical-grade refrigerators from Helmer Scientific source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	22
		On this day in history, in 1888, Vincent Van Gogh was able to sell off half of his earrings source: history.com \| share:	19
		Mean Girls, Christmas Cosplay Edition source: masslive.com \| share:	38
		New racism hotness: Quietly eating in a mall food court with your family while black source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	207

Tue December 22, 2020
		James Harden continuing to engineer his way off the Rockets and onto the Nets, reportedly angrily throwing a basketball at a rookie and arguing with teammates Monday source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		Five NJ teens form a human chain to save two kids that fell into a freezing pond. What are you looking at? Heroes, apparently source: yahoo.com \| share:	54
		Kremlin claims prominent opposition leader Alexey Navalny suffers 'delusions of persecution, megalomania' because in their book, you don't have to be anyone great or special to get poisoned by the FSB source: aljazeera.com \| share:	27
		Couple with dog on Delta flight decide they'd rather not fly - after the plane started taxiing down the runway. Which left only one option source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	88
		Medical staffer accidentally receives entire vial (5+ doses) of Pfizer vaccine in one shot. Next they'll test him with Gamma radiation source: jewishpress.com \| share:	70
		Police seeking man who entered zoo enclosure of white rhinos, did backflip, leaped out. Don't forget him when he's gone source: straitstimes.com \| share:	10

Mon December 21, 2020
		"Unhinged" - This motion picture is now based on true events source: cbc.ca \| share:	38
		Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	42
		Panda Express customer doesn't shoot, leaves, then presumably eats source: kmov.com \| share:	33
		Today's example of "a fool and his money are soon parted" brought to you by Bedford, PA source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	36

Sun December 20, 2020
		Proof that someone had a crappier day than you: if you're dumpster diving, and you hear beeping, it's time to get out source: keyt.com \| share:	14
		Man finds rusting 55-gallon drum of ethyl alcohol floating in waterway behind home, fishes it out, calls authorities to report find, dispose of flammable liquid. As this is Fark, no good deed goes unpunished source: wfla.com \| share:	132
		Woman's body found inside suitcase in a hostel. Eli Roth's sequels are getting out of hand source: theguardian.com \| share:	25

Fri December 18, 2020
		Metro riders should avoid the stable source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	24

Thu December 17, 2020
		'Jurassic Park' resort on remote island in Indonesia has dragon incident after worker gets torned to shreds. Sadly this has all the makings for a revitalization of the franchise source: news.com.au \| share:	60
		Fast and Frozen Furious source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	14

Wed December 16, 2020
		Can we just name it the Sarlacc Pit now source: ktar.com \| share:	54
		Testing gears is not a good excuse when pulled over by the cops. Especially when caught going 102 in a 45 mph zone. Also, Camaros and Trans Am are basically the same car. YMMV source: fox2now.com \| share:	15
		Google acquires Actifo, which specializes in reducing unnecessary duplication of data, and coincidentally just announced plans to reduce 54 unnecessary duplicate employees source: patch.com \| share:	8
		Another one rides the bus source: nbcnews.com \| share:	27

Tue December 15, 2020
		Neck Sleeve and Side Chin arrested in series of Las Vegas valley bar robberies source: 8newsnow.com \| share:	8
		If you are going to text someone that you are getting tested for COVID-19, you should make very sure that autocorrect sends what you actually meant to write source: amp.greenbaypressgazette.com \| share:	34

Mon December 14, 2020
		"We'll conduct mishile drillsh, while they lishen to their rock and roll" source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Listen to the radio chatter from the "man climbs on airplane wing" incident this weekend. Come for the baffled-yet-chill Alaskan Air pilots, stay for another plane's pilot pulling the "I'm bored, when can we leave?" role source: youtube.com \| share:	22
		Meanwhile, in China: A man takes two rats out for a walk (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	21
		Workers at Apple sweatshop in India have revolted source: ibtimes.com \| share:	7

Sun December 13, 2020
		Cats are known to like cucumbers. It was not a raid. Water is dry. The sun rises in the south. I am a merman, I must return to the sea - Ron DeSantis source: thehill.com \| share:	58

Thu December 10, 2020
		How come no one ever has a FUN manifesto? One about free beer for all and not about bombing buildings of political parties? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	39
		Scary headline: 24-year old woman dies after dropping her iPhone in the bath. Actual story: the phone was PLUGGED IN and charging at the time source: nypost.com \| share:	94
(Foreigner. FI)		Nothing to worry about. Scram. The Finnish Radiation and Nuclear Safety Authority forced to undergo an emergency shutdown (scram) at the Olkiluoto nuclear power plant. Scram. No radiation has been released. Scram source: foreigner.fi \| share:	10
		Oh good, more cyberattacks on vaccine manufacturers source: theguardian.com \| share:	8

Wed December 09, 2020
		If I can't live there, no one will source: azfamily.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)		The naked man who appeared behind me in the Zoom call was my son. No? He was a ghost? Would you believe I was hacked? Let me know if any of these work source: news18.com \| share:	38
		Citigroup goes to court against Revlon's lenders to try and make up a $900mil oopsie. Things may not be as they seem source: reuters.com \| share:	12
		Wisconsin F-16 strikes Michigan's Upper Peninsula source: thedrive.com \| share:	79
		Brussels just can't stop having sex parties I guess (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	29
		Shelter-in-place order for Kanawha County, WV after explosion at Chemours plant source: wsaz.com \| share:	78

Tue December 08, 2020
		He shouldna punched that moose source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	19
		Please note: do not leave unsecured, loaded firearms around toddlers, because the little haxxors make headshots like a pro source: wptv.com \| share:	63
		"Nothing to see here, please disperse" source: firehouse.com \| share:	16
		For the last time, you are NOT a great patriot when you give the minimum wage staff at the mall a hard time about mask requirements. You are, in fact, an ignorant a--hole. "Dumbass" tag edges out "Florida" tag source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	64
		First the claws came out. Then things turned deadly source: hardboilednews.com \| share:	49

Mon December 07, 2020
		Pandemic 2: 2020-fark-you-aloo source: nbcnews.com \| share:	57
		Driver mistakes garden center for flea market, or possibly shooting range source: nypost.com \| share:	7
		Kathie Lee Gifford reveals that her 'good friend' Bill Cosby tried to get her pudding pops. Hey, hey, hey source: radio.com \| share:	24

Sun December 06, 2020
		Yawn: Climber in the Devil's Kitchen Area of Mt. Hood falls. BFD: Falls 5 feet. Fark: Falls 5 feet into fumarole filled with steam and volcanic gases source: kptv.com \| share:	29
		We regret to inform you, that your container load of Wasabi Kit Kat is currently on its way back to Japan, drifting west at 3mph source: gcaptain.com \| share:	130
		Male student wears nail polish to school in Texas. Guess what happens next source: nbcnews.com \| share:	216
		Clearly it was a semiautomatic, fully loaded, assault sandwich, right Franklin County Sheriff's Office? source: theroot.com \| share:	82
		Real life "Grinch"arrested for stealing Christmas trees source: thedailyworld.com \| share:	11

Sat December 05, 2020
		You may want to sit down for this, but LB Vontaze Burfict was arrested on a battery charge source: espn.com \| share:	27
		"As a Black man in the South, I know when pickup trucks start pulling up and honking their horns, it's time to go" source: wsbtv.com \| share:	59
		Pet owners with animals who will not let them close the bathroom door get Uncle Joe's "Dog In The Bathroom Story" source: washingtonian.com \| share:	50
		Well, that's refreshing. An actual consequence, at least potentially source: themonitor.com \| share:	23

Fri December 04, 2020
		Pahrump pum pum pum source: ktnv.com \| share:	50
		It defied the laws of jailhouse physics and detectives are still stumped after 20 years source: hardboilednews.com \| share:	39
		Sheep found roaming around hotel corridors in Wales which shouldn't come as a surprise to the locals but some are pretending this is the first time it's ever happened source: rte.ie \| share:	20
		City covers up the burning of 10 million Trump votes source: fox21news.com \| share:	119
		Why not both? source: gothamist.com \| share:	26
		So that high-spirited voter fraud witness turns out to have pled guilty to "computer crime." Fark: after prosecutors dropped an obscenity charge source: deadlinedetroit.com \| share:	144

Thu December 03, 2020
		Woman threatens to leave her job unless her demands are met. Boss fires her. Too bad she didn't have any way to predict that outcome source: cnbc.com \| share:	42
		It's like a Scooby Doo episode source: newsweek.com \| share:	55
		Person bitten by animal at Carole Baskin's Big Cat Rescue/Dead Husband Emporium source: wfla.com \| share:	22

Wed December 02, 2020
		♪ When you slug a Disney star, makes no difference who you are. Anything security desires, will come to you source: nbcnews.com \| share:	24
		In other coincidentally-related news, Tiger King Joe Exotic's attorney believes they're close to getting pardon from Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	53

Tue December 01, 2020
		Nuglists "serve" papers on Boise businesses, say they have til the count of potato to let them spread Grandfather Nurgle's gift or they'll be sued in admiralty court or something source: ktvb.com \| share:	78

Mon November 30, 2020
		Giuliani says stuff leaking down his face were his brains. Fact checkers point out he doesn't have any source: newsweek.com \| share:	41
		Someone just drone striked the Iranian Revolutionary Guard commander in Iraq. Looking at you Israel source: english.alarabiya.net \| share:	153

Sun November 29, 2020
		Protestors gather in the thousands as police fortify the Bastille in Paris. Difficulty: Not a repeat source: aljazeera.com \| share:	48
		Police "investigating" how a one-year-old died after three officers unloaded their guns into a truck the child was inside of source: cbc.ca \| share:	125

Sat November 28, 2020
		Trucker having trouble with his stick shift pulls over to get his motor running at rest stop, gets naked and starts "pleasuring himself" in front of other motorists source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	40

Fri November 27, 2020
		It's a Christmas miracle (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	22
		Oh deer, better Czech your rifle source: unionleader.com \| share:	48
		Man run over and killed by three separate hit-and-run drivers who all fled the scene. Which is precisely what "hit-and-run" means source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	72

Thu November 26, 2020
		Don't click and look, this woman has clearly gone nuts in a supermarket by smashing every booze bottle she can get her crazy hands on source: thesun.ie \| share:	98
		You can't come out of the attic till the Jungle Juice is gone source: kcci.com \| share:	35
(Some Guy)		Canada: Cops bust illegal THC extraction operation after kid brings home THC-laced candy in its Halloween haul. Shame on the kid for not sharing source: thegrowthop.com \| share:	29

Wed November 25, 2020
		"The cause of the incident is still under investigation but officers have not ruled out the possibility that he saw an attractive Christmas deer decoration through the window," the post said. "The broken antler was seized. No humans were injured" source: upi.com \| share:	2
		Elvis impersonator leaves the house after singing too loudly during a live-stream performance source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	7
		A gymnast from Best Korea is an even better escape artist source: watoday.com.au \| share:	32

Wed November 18, 2020
		The Governor of South Dakota falls back on her medical certification from RAND PAUL inc, which coincidentally fell out of the cracker jack box, to say masks are not effective source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	107

Tue November 10, 2020
		Brazil halts trials of Chinese Covid-19 vaccine after an "adverse incident" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	55

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