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Tue January 31, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, there has been about a 60% decline in the market for Giacometti's chandeliers since 2018. However, this one may still give a decent return to the guy who spent $309 on it originally
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Mon January 30, 2023
(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
The school principal who tried to investigate student sexting and wound up being charged with child pornography has been cleared
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Been about a week since a member of the idiocracy tried to light a smoke up while on oxygen, so this story is back in rotation
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL referees are so incompetent now, they can't even blame the right scapegoat for their mistakes
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Sun January 29, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The press might be BSAB'ing the story of Biden finding classified documents, but the public doesn't seem to be buying that, as his approval ratings have not declined since the story broke
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(France 24)
 
 
 
French 'Robin Hood' energy strikers find a novel way to protest, give free power to schools, universities, and low-income homes throughout the country
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Truth Social users beg TFG to please stop running shady ads: "I've been scammed more than once"...and that doesn't even include getting swindled into voting for him in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The city of Philadelphia is preparing for the aftermath of a potential Eagles victory in Sunday's NFC Championship and that includes the greasing of light poles in the hope of deterring climbers. Frankie Valli approves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Border Control is having trouble finding people who can lie convincingly
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sinclair Broadcasting, owner of Bally's Sports is declaring bankruptcy, will likely fark regional sports networks across the country
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(i24 News)
 
 
 
In what is just a total coincidence, the Quran-burning incident in Sweden that caused Turkey to oppose Sweden's NATO application was paid for by a Russia-affiliated journalist
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson will celebrate his 90th birthday with two huge concerts in Los Angeles. Shows will include performances by Nelson himself, Beck, Lyle Lovett, Neil Young, Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Tom Jones, Ziggy Marley and many others
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Hakeem Jeffries promises to continue being the adult in a room that's becoming increasingly crowded with GQP infants
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Sweet. And since they consider all their work tedious and beneath them, we've finally found some workers appropriate to fire and replace with GhatGPT
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates drop to lowest levels since September. Thanks, Biden
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Threat level increased - we've reached 100% CAPS LOCK level now
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, a pastor is accused of leading a double, nay, a triple life if you include the pastoring as a side hustle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Madman sends grenades to Congressional offices. But it's not a big deal since the madman in question is an elected member
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dana Brown parlays his fame from the Da Vinci Code to become the Astros new GM
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Note To Microsoft: Constantly threatening to increase subscription fees and hardware prices while allowing hedge funds to fire thousands of your employees for kicks makes consumers not want to buy your stuff
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
January has been a bust. February is not looking too cold either. But increasingly nervous weather forecasters, snow shoveling and plowing businesses, swear the East Coast could still get serious snow in March. In other news, it was 51 in NYC today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie"
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The English Beat, Tom Tom Club, The Go-Go's, The Alarm, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #428. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Top ten actors of all time include Marlon Brando, Clark Gable, and that kid who stuck his junk in a pie
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Raised in Philadelphia, 49ers' Mike McGlinchey complicates things for his family back home
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
UK Schoolgirl from quiet rural area stabbed in leg with prison shank made from a pair of scissors. Headmaster claims the incident has been blown out of all proportion by the media and the blood-splattered wall was like that when he got there
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Smartphone shipments plunge to lowest point since 2013 as consumers can't afford that sh*t no more
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Man memorizes over 3,000 birthdays, greeting people by their special day rather than their name, and since he works at a retirement home it's a trick that gets easier all the time
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you in the market for a new car and have a lot of disposable income? Are you scared of anything and everything? Well have I got the car for you
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(CHEK News)
 
 
 
"17 Years ago a string of unfortunate events led to my being banned from your hotel. I would like to explain the incident"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Put your wild side on public display with these jewelry pieces 3D-printed directly from chaos theory principles
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Gas Pump Razor Blades is the name of my Nine Inch Nails tribute band
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's been nearly 20 years since one man screwed the Cubs out of their world series win
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Alison Moyet, Flash And The Pan, Prefab Sprout, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #427. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
FDA is proposing limits to the amount of lead in baby foods since they, um, intend to continue allowing lead in baby foods
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Cops are unsure whether the shooting of a juvenile is related to 2,400 homes immediately losing power for 2 hours. Coincidence, or kid-powered local electric grid, who knows?
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
City of Rittman, Ohio discovers that they've been overcharging their residents on their income tax for the past 15 years. When asked if they're going to give the money back, they cited the 1st Rule of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter reverses stupid decision. This is not a repeat of every other day since Elon's purchase
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Le Tigre announces first tour since 2005; both fans reportedly ecstatic
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Oregon considers banning sales of kangaroo parts. Hunters in Vienna and Salzburg inconsolable
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elmo is starting the think that maybe Prince Bonesaw and his buddies aren't the most upstanding and trustworthy of people
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(LaFleur de lis)
 
 
 
Brady to Rams? A distinct possibility
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michigan women's 4x400m relay team pulls off incredible comeback after first runner falls on track
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Nik Heyward, Public Image Limited, 10,000 Maniacs,Pulp, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #426. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seven endangered British foods that need to be saved from extinction. Should we care that Scottish birch water is off the drinks menu?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have the worst effing attorneys, part 1488: openly laughing at the prosecution's exhibits during the trial is a great way to convince the jury that the state's case is ridiculous
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Sun January 22, 2023
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
46 people arrested in connection with sex trafficking ring, including a high school football coach and a youth pastor. But please, tell us again how drag queens are the problem
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Interesting: Poll shows Democratic gubernatorial candidate in a statistical tie with the GOP incumbent in a 2023 race. Fark: In Mississippi. Even more Interesting: the Dem candidate, Brandon Presley, is Elvis' cousin
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Buffalo for the next AFC Divisional Playoff game. Can Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals win and have a rematch with the Chiefs? Or will Josh Allen and the Bills triumph? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on CBS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew is going to launch a dramatic bid to overturn the multi-million-pound settlement he struck with the woman who accused him of sexual assault. Poor baby wants his privileges back
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since being adopted, a cat with special needs has cuddled more than 100 foster kittens, helping socialize them and prepare them for a new home. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
US designates Russia's Wagner Group a 'criminal organization' so it can increase sanctions. No word yet about Putin himself being a criminal
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(Vice)
 
 
 
They caught the eye of everyone from Da Vinci to Don Ho, but now scientists say they can finally explain why tiny bubbles act the way they do
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man charged in Lincoln Park church burglary. He stole at least $9K, but in the end, it didn't even matter
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police refuse to help woman who was upset her incantations and magic potion failed to work
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Flint residents urged to filter water. Well, there's a timely headline, good thing they finally let everyone know
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(Collider)
 
 
 
The most evil corporations in sci-fi. List incomplete without District 9's "Multi-National United"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
You should really clean your spice jars. Since all you do all day is sit around letting ChatGPT write your SEO articles, you should have plenty of spare time to get it done. Or wait, is that just the author?
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Sound, OMD, Peter Gabriel, Sparks, and Sigue Sigue Sputnik. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #425. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd announce 50th anniversary reissue of "Dark Side Of the Moon", including a live performance from 1974. Bonus: they are asking fans to create animated videos for each song
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, the short-lived college series "Class of '96" premiered. Starring people including Megan Ward with guest appearances from Gillian Anderson, Matt LeBlanc, and Robin Tunney. LGT the first episode
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're tired of writing code for evil companies and want to give your income a shock in the arm, you might consider training to be an electrician. There aren't nearly enough to meet demand over the next few years
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(Flipboard)
 
 
 
Coffee pods surprisingly beneficial for the environment, says newspaper which coincidentally is also owned by a guy who will mail you coffee pods with no fee with two day shipping by subscription
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
In quest for overseas talent, Japanese tech and AI firms increasingly pivot to English-first policy, meaning local hires need to brush up their English ASAP
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"When I was your age, television was called books." ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Inconceivable Edition
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Deepfake challenges and disruptions in wartime will only grow, warns Winston Churchill. In related news, Abraham Lincoln wants you to try harder
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Qantas's streak of not losing a passenger since December 13, 1951, is still intact after this mayday alert for an issue with the engine. Still the only airline that Ray Babbitt will fly
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Gunfire damages another power substation in North Carolina, reminding everyone that there still have been no arrests since the Moore County incident
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
When you sacrifice your budding Disney princess career for the far-right in hopes they'll make you their queen...just to be flat-out rejected by them instead
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The EU is incredibly upset they don't have the power of the Reserve Currency to just manufacture money out of thin air like the U.S. does. Trade war likely to ensure. So, stock up on all that nothing you get from Europe
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(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
State Department upgrades document font for first time since 2004, cancels Times New Roman, mandates Calibri as kinder, gentler and more accessible to readers
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Danielle Dax, Joe Jackson, Lene Lovich, The Jam, and Heaven 17. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #424. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis proposes policy to increase number of homes for sale and stabilize Florida real estate market price increases
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 329 of WW3: 16 people, including Ukraine's interior minister and two children, were killed when a helicopter crashed near a nursery outside the capital Kyiv. Orc terrorism hasn't been ruled out. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon to WWE stockholders: "Because FARK YOU, that's why"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, "Gangbanged by Plagiarizing Chatbots" is the working title of Chuck Tingle's next opus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
We live in a random and chaotic universe including one where Mr. Feeny was a swinger in his youth
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Adam Ant, Madness, World party, and #SynthMinistryIsBestMinistry. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #423. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost 50 years ago, someone flipped the bird at a person with a camera. Friends and family kept the tradition going around the world ever since
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 328 of WW3: Ukraine General Staff says Russia shelled over 15 settlements near Bakhmut in eastern Donetsk, including the salt-mining town of Soledar. Wait. Didn't the Orcs say they had captured Soledar? It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter owes its first interest payment as soon as the end of the month. Since Elon is paying a whopping 11.75% interest, he's looking into securing the debt with margin loans on his Tesla stock
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Mon January 16, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists are getting closer to bringing back extinct species. Neither Dennis Nedry nor Donald Gennaro available for comment
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Kaylee Frye is a Disney Princess. Change my mind
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Rejected personalized license plates include: MURD3R, VOYEUR, 69BDSM I'm sure Fakers could come up with some more. Here's a list of almost 500 rejected by the state of Missouri
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Inebriated pickup truck driver gets in argument with outdoor dining patrons at Japanese restaurant, goes kamikaze on them. And since it's the Carolinas, customers also shot at him
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Now the world knows why Prince Harry is the way he is, he was given one less sausage at breakfast (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman claims she doesn't need to go to the gym in 26 minutes since she started having sex twice a day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The top 1% have pocketed two-thirds of all new wealth created since the start of the pandemic, so should we tax them more or just eat them?
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Sun January 15, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second straight week for the Ravens and Bengals battling each other with the loser being eliminated this time. Will it be the Cincinnati Bengals repeating as winners? Or will the Baltimore Ravens win? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on NBC
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida's special program to use veterans to fill thousands of Florida schools' teaching vacancies is a resounding success. Broward County alone is swamped with "a handful of applications" and the entire state has seen an incredible seven hires
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Depend on someone else's platform as your main source of income? That will always be a *you* problem
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Mastodon)
 
 
 
Burn unit, prepare for incoming roasted Senator. Ohhh myyy
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Incoming congresscritter: "There is a form we need to have signed by you." Outgoing congresscritter: "New phone. Who dis?" Just kidding. There was no response
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Pretty full 14 game schedule for the Saturday Hockey Thread... 1st up, Flames look to burn the Stars in Dallas at 2:00PM ET, other highlights include Leafs in the Gahden, Oil getting greasy in Vegas & the Devils in the City of Angels.. let's do this
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump prevented 34% of major corporations from paying income tax
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes highlights "5 life-changing tech innovations" that we're too stupid to understand, including Web3 and the Metaverse [stopped reading there...]
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maybe if George Santos is shamed into resigning from Congress, Anthony Devolder can replace him. After all, Devolder has an impressive résumé that includes -- hey, wait a second
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Berry narrating Prince Harry's book? YES PLEASE
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
The Universe might seem incomprehensibly big, but these tricks might help you wrap your head around it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers-Discovery takes another step toward full Searsification: they're now looking to sell off their movie music library that includes "The Wizard of Oz (1938)" and "Westworld (1973)"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Birds are real. They've been working for the CIA since 1977 and the results of the work are still not fully declassified
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
If your smoothie problems include "Too Healthy-Tasting" and "Too Blah", give this a read
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian princes move into cryptocurrencies. The only strange thing here is that it took this long
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Warner Bros/Discovery figures there are still a few people who subscribe to ad-free HBOMax after they nuked everything in sight so its time for price increase
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
1960s doctor experiments on prisoners for Dow chemical, Dow severs ties after he increases Dioxin level 468 times. 1980 EPA makes this public. 2003 Philly medical society gives doc achievement award. 2023 society says sorry our bad
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. General Armageddon Meth Pigeon Princess Di OnlyFans edition
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Guy accidentally butt dials 911 while playing an online tactical shooter video game. Overhead by authorities confessing to two murders. Link includes Ring doorbell video
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Pixies, Fad Gadget, Love & Rockets, and Dexys Midnight Runners. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #422. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man who dreamed since a child about having an exotic bird charged with grand theft of domestic fowl and felony grand theft. Might finally get his own cage
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Wed January 11, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's plenty of college hoops action for Wednesday, starting at 7:00 PM ET. Top games include Alabama-Arkansas, UCONN-Marquette, Crieghton-Xavier, and TCU-Texas. It's awesome, baby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In the House it's a showdown between GOP moderates and the far -right. Which one will win?" Well, given one of those groups is purely mythical, or at the very least completely extinct in the wild, that's a pretty easy question to answer
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House GOP member includes Ukraine in his list of U.S. "adversaries across the world"
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(Top Speed)
 
 
 
Choose the best tagline: 1) Article convinced subby to buy a couple grand worth of GM stock 2) again?
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats." ― Sue Grafton. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, goats and sheep edition
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Gene Loves Jezebel, New Model Army, Jerry Harrison, and Nina Hagen. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #421. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
NFL and Troy Vincent: There was never any consideration that we would continue the Bills/Bengals game after the Damar Hamlin incident. ESPN: Uh, you're full of $&+ and we have receipts. NFL and Troy Vincent: No comment
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Green comet to pass Earth for the first time since Fred Flintstone was operating his dinosaur for Mr. Slate
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon selling WWE to Bonesaw for $6.5 billion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Have you seen all those stories about how nobody's buying Prince Harry's new book? Yeah, about that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the Taliban demanding he be turned over for "war crimes", Prince Harry explains he only wrote of his chopper pilot insurgent "kills" because of something something ...veteran suicides?
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Assam celebrates first full year without a rhino poaching since 1977
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hackers denmarked the spot on eight Danish bank sites including the Central
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow claims paparazzi didn't exist back in the '90s. Princess Diana literally unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon, one of the primary voices denying the elections in Brazil, says "I am not backing off one inch" from his claims of election fraud there in the wake of riots in the Brazilian capital. Perhaps we should send him there to investigate personally
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Divinyls, Icehouse,The Psychedelic Furs, and The Motels. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #420. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China? Did we say 7,000 cases? We meant 88.5 million. In just one province
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
RGIII points out that using two black coaches in consecutive years for the purpose of tanking isn't exactly a desired look for inclusivity
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Mon January 09, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yesterday marked 12 years since Congresswomen Gabby Giffords was shot. She still trying to get America to care about gun violence
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eally despicable asshole) blames Dems that the state's anti-abortion law has no rape or incest exceptions, somehow forgetting it was passed by Republican majorities in both houses, and signed by a Republican governor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Insurrection in Brazil was fomented and planned on social media, in particular Twitter, which fired its Brazilian staff in November, so there is currently NO ONE making sure the policies against misinformation or inciting violence are enforced
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government flip-flops again, decides to go ahead and purchase 88 F-35s from Lockheed-Martin - apologizes for any inconvenience
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court releases a partial transcript of the deposition in Trump's rape trial. Includes pages and pages of E. Jean Carroll being grilled about her love life, followed by a full redaction of Trump's testimony (PDF)
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man gives cops every reason to arrest him, including biting police and dancing in the middle of traffic
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
An essay on the "Honey Shot" (when in sports telecasts, they'll show attractive females and increasingly, for equal time, attractive males)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: posting incessant unnecessary photos of your meals. New walled-in hotness: livestreaming Skynet cooking your food
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Quay Walker issues a sincere apology for being an asshat. *Looks expectedly at Aaron Rodgers*
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Website petition to convince HBO to save Westwood launched by the only fan who watched Season 4
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(The Register)
 
 
 
CES worst of 2023 includes a pee-on hormonal monitor that could put a woman in jail in a red state
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course, neither country thought about increasing wages
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Forbes)
 
 
 
PS5 is poised to have a better year than Xbox. This is not a repeat of every year since the PS5 came out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 18 is here and there are still postseason implications. Who will clinch the last of the playoff spots? Who will become division champs? Kickoff is at 1:00 PM ET and the games are on CBS and FOX
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Sat January 07, 2023
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
To the left, an indisputable ranking of Nicholas Cage movies. To the right, absolutely nothing since the list is indisputable
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nine games for Saturday hockey, starting with the Rangers and Devils at 1:00 PM ET on the NHL Network. Other big games include the Wings and Leafs and Kings and Knights. Have your goon juice ready?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Would you believe that McCarthy was forced to endure 14 humiliating failed votes because A) a principled stand on the issues, or B) a personal vendetta?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Peugeot "Inception" because "BladeRunner Cop Car" is trademarked
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Fri January 06, 2023
(DW)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo fires VPee for incident on Air India flight
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Zoo welcomes first baby of 2023: Isla the tamandua gives birth to healthy pup. No, I have no idea what a tamandua is either, but Isla gave birth to one that's so ugly that it's somewhat cute
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
To be fair, has anyone ever experienced a professionally handled mid-air urination incident?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jobs market refuses to get on the cart, increases by 200k
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A reasonable question from Laura Ingraham: "You can't say, 'I'm a man of principle and I believe in X, Y, and Z, but if he gives me X, Y, and Z, I'm not gonna vote for him.' How does that make sense?" She's right, you know
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL declares Buffalo-Cincinnati game a No Contest. Announces plan to host AFC Championship at a neutral site which is sure to be free that weekend, like Dallas
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Prince creeped out Toto guitarist by showing soul of a flaky musical genius instead of a solid soft-rock session player
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz accidentally provides incentive for bipartisanship
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Taliban signs first international agreement since taking power with...come on, take a guess
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Thu January 05, 2023
(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
It's not even been a week since sports betting has become legal in Ohio, and already sports book sites are getting investigated for breaking advertising rules
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Incurable liver disease may prove curable. And a Dong shall lead the way
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ten Thursday hockey games starting at 7:00 PM ET with the Capitals and Blue Jackets on ESPN. Other awesome matchups include the Blues battling the Devils and the Bruins trying to dethrone the Kings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When did human beings start wearing clothes? CNN asks the question. Subby hasn't put on pants since 2020
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING THAT'S VINCE MCMAHON'S MUSIC... Fresh off everyone forgetting about his multiple sex scandals, Vince is back in charge at the WWE
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"There'll be no diversity or inclusion in MY state." - Ron DeSantis, probably
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently Prince Harry mounted a wild cougar in the field and rode it successfully without getting harmed in his teenage years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
He just can't help himself: on his official House website George Santos proudly proclaims he voted "no" on the Omnibus spending bill. Which would be difficult since the bill was voted on Dec 23rd and he has yet to be actually sworn in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NFl weighing on of two options to deal with the cancellation of the Bills-Bengals game. One is incredibly sensible and the right thing to do, and the other is deeply, profoundly, stupid. So, it's anyone's guess which way they'll go
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The year is 3000. The house has just completed its 10,000th vote to reject McCarthy as speaker. The purpose of this tradition has long since been forgotten
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers Identify blood panel to predict placenta accreta. It includes five unique proteins, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Ed McMahon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Lincoln project is putting together a playlist for Kevin McCarthy. So far they have: "Don't Speak" - No Doubt, "Loser" - Beck, "Never Gonna Get It" - En Vogue, "The Sound of Failure "- The Flaming Lips. Let's help them out with some more
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 922: "If You're So Inclined". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Great minds are always feared by lesser minds." ―Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol. Well, that explains why everyone's afraid of my Harry Potter Battlestar Galactica slash fic. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Minding Edition
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Gary Numan, Yaz, Shriekback, and Joy Division. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #419. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Is YODA lying to you? Trust your instincts, you must
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"Whether you're atheist, Muslim, Buddhist, Christian, Jewish ... everybody benefits from the freedom principles that came from a Christian society"
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
Insta is the new TikTok, says increasingly nervous Instagram CEO
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
TANF is for families that have at least one child younger than 18. In Mississippi, household income must be at or below 185% of the federal poverty level, or $680 for a family of three. Unless you're one of The Welfare Kings of Ole Miss-appropriation
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(Cheapism)
 
 
 
Here's the most hilariously expensive food items you can buy including a $75 cup of coffee in San Francisco
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Oingo Boingo, Buzzcocks, Generation X, and Visage. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #418. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James became the first player since Michael Jordan to score 40 or more points in consecutive games after the age of 38
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
These were people of the land. The common clay of the new United Kingdom. And in 2005 some TV producers convinced them that they were in space, orbiting the Earth, and seeing the curve of the world. At least they were smarter than flat earthers
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Mon January 02, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This Will Be The End Of Trump's Campaign,' Says Increasingly Nervous Republican Man
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
San Francisco about to get another 8 inch pounding
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry tells Anderson Cooper why he's not stepping out of the limelight. He says every thing but the obvious. Money ...... Selling his stupid stories and Netflix specials beats the Management Training at Bloomingdales
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Study finds believing that the future is beyond human control increases self-esteem of introverts. Wait, there are people who seriously believe humans do have that kind of control?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Original documentary about Marvel Comics Stan Lee coming to Disney+ in 2023, to include cameos by ... but that would be telling
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Will Elden Ring being Game of the Year cause the end of gaming? "Elden Ring is too long and too hard for the majority of casual players. And its inescapable acclaim could wrongly convince some folks that games just aren't for them"
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Another New Year's resolution that will be broken: Europe's Extinction Rebellion say they will 'shift away from public disruption' with their protests
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
California: "job postings must include salaries"; video game companies: "this job pays between zero and infinity"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
TikTok sleuths are convinced Britney Spears is dead
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm not sure if they are cute or ugly. Tag is for progress in avoiding extinction
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's have a NBA thread for New Year's Eve, because why not? Nine games scheduled, with the action starting at 3:00 PM ET withe Clippers taking on the Pacers. Other big games include the Pelicans and Grizzlies and the Heat taking on the Jazz
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell wants to bring back X-Factor, which hasn't been good since Peter David wrote it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 311 of WW3: In a move that channels American Republicans, Libertarians and sovereign citizens, Russia announces that soldiers and state employees deployed in Ukraine will be exempt from income tax. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Pet shop destroyed by fire. Pee-wee Herman inconsolable
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Worst year for stocks since 2008 has been achieved
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Fri December 30, 2022
(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
Every American in the 40's - "This is the best thing since sliced bread". WWII - "Yeah, about that"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Voting machine tampering suspect ruled incompetent'
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders snags Florida education chancellor to 'transform' Arkansas education. Since he's from Florida, he will bring crayons
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Man convinces 19 strangers to help him break into a school and steal from school cafeteria, police thank man for his actions
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bats haven't been this cold in Houston since the 2021 World Series
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
'This Will Be The End Of MAGA,' Says Increasingly Nervous Nation For Seventh Time This Year
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientology's leader is missing, just like Kanye. Coincidence?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cursed ventriloquist dummy kept the incoming administration out of COVID briefings
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Thu December 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Because America hasn't invested in our electrical grid since the Tennessee Valley Authority?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ten MLB umps are retiring this offseason, the most simultaneously since 1999. Sadly, Angel Hernandez and C.B. Bucknor aren't among them
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Looking for a fresh start? These communities will pay you and maybe give you incentives to live there
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Per Bible requirements, anytime you're inching toward World War 3, things have to start getting dicey in Israel
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok'er who accused a University of Idaho professor of the murder of four students there based on her tarot card readings is convinced she can get the Jury on her side in the defamation suit. After all she's an INFLUENCER right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NIAGARA FALLS. Slowly it froze... step by step, inch by inch
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 309 of WW3: Major Ukrainian cities, including Kyiv and Kharkiv, under attack from "massive" barrage of 120 Russian missiles. So how many missiles do the Orcs have left? It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Since you didn't ask here are the most anticipated rock and metal albums expected to be immediately pirated in 2023
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un makes his usual New Year's resolutions, increasing the nuke arsenal, more war with the sea and trolling the West
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Can Death Triangle clinch the series against the Elite? Will Wardlow regain the TNT Title from Samoa Joe? Does Top Flight get YEET-ed out of the building by the BCC? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You like big butts? Here's a thoughtpiece on big butts. You may be racist for liking big butts, or maybe more inclusive? Still not sure. Anyway, butts
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; / All mimsy were the borogoves, / And the mome raths outgrabe." -Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, mimsy edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Incompetent Billionaire CEO has a good chuckle on-air with his fellow Plutocrats about the 5,000 people whose lives he upended by taking away their jobs in a fit of pique. And now we'd like to thank our podcast's sponsor Robespierre's Guillotines
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Can aging be cured? Not from reading this incredibly long article. Subby felt himself aging faster reading it
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Q: Jim Carrey's Grinch movie used to be hated. What happened? A: ...It was subsequently forgotten about?
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Congressman-elect Santos (lia-R), if that's his real name, faces increasing calls to resign
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The best movies and TV shows of 2022. The question isn't what's missing, since it's like dozens of titles. The question is who's got time to watch all that??
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With 2 regular season games left - here are the Week 17 ESPN NFL Power Rankings. Since their topic is so boring which teams on the edge can do something in the playoffs and which playoff locks are one & done? Is that team still ranked too high?
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
The one where a (supposed) Southwest employee explains whats happening on reddit since corporate won't. TLDR: SWA's scheduling system is a wheezing 386SX running DOS 5.11, but if they blame weather they don't have to pay for hotels/rental cars
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Virus ravaged China will scrap COVID-19 quarantine for incoming airline passengers, now says all are welcomed to the party
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Before Monday, NBA teams have only won 2 games out of 12,875 in the play-by-play era (since 1996-97) when trailing by 14 or more points with 3 minutes remaining; the Clippers were 0 and 417. Make that now 3 out of 12,876 and 1 out of 418
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"X Could Mean The End For Trump" says increasingly nervous news media for the seventh time this week
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Since Subby hasn't purchased new clothes in decades anyway, it looks like he'll be "on trend" this fashion season
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Shibuya's "see-through toilets" incorrectly function as titled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a season that has been bad since week one, today Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos hit an all time low
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas to everyone. Unless you're incarcerated, in which case you get to spend Christmas freezing below burst water pipes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make some room, Canton: Brock Purdy does something no 49er QB ever (yes, including Joe Montana) has ever done: won his 3 first NFL starts
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
The Shepard was first broadcast on Christmas Eve in 1979, and has been replayed almost every year since on Canadian radio. It's the story of an RAF pilot trying to get home across the North Sea at night, and it really is worth the listen
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Sat December 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ok, you Grinches. Here's one that'll make you smile
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saturday's NFL games include the Falcons at the Ravens, the Bills at the Bears, the Seahawks at the Chiefs, the Texans at the Titans and the Bengals at the Patriots among others. Starting at 1PM ET on CBS/FOX
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently someone has been stroking the Leaning Tower of Pisa, it has gotten a lot less leany and straightened up by 1.6 inches over the last two decades
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(Saveur)
 
 
 
The 90's were a hot time for chili pepper appreciation and the craze hasn't cooled much since
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Christmas Eve, and only one Christmas song is appropriate for today. Coincidentally, it's the best Christmas song ever recorded
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Fri December 23, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Social media helps the economy, increases future car sales by 39 overnight
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew lands on his keister after King Charles throws him out of Buckingham Palace for Epstein sex scandal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Iran demands that Ukraine stop lying about them providing Russia with drones or they will increase output and hand more drones over to the Russians
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Thu December 22, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Parents paying the Grinch to steal their kids' Christmas presents sounds as entertaining as paying Krampus to kidnap, eat their kids
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US life expectancy drops to lowest level since 1996. COVID this have been avoided?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Incoming snowmageddon, plus finding out which Headlines are Of The Year
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
JJ Watt has 111.5 career sacks not including this sack he just leveled on a Twitter troll
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A dream $140,000 job on lighthouse comes with San Francisco views, room and board. Duties include working as a maid, boat captain, gift shop attendant, tour guide, host and chef with "high-quality culinary experience." 80 to 90 hours weekly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some highlights from the 1/6 depositions including a discussion on the history of the c-word with Enrique Torrio, and how the Mets are a bunch of traitors deserving of death
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Ancient Egyptian burial practices found to have included the 'see you later, alligator' and 'in a while, crocodile' farewells
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian forces in Ukraine increasingly made up of rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bank robbers and Methodists
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1864, General Sherman presented President Lincoln with a Christmas gift of the city of Savannah, a military feat which delivered a heavy blow to the confederacy and showed Sherman's wisdom in using free shipping on Prime
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Hours after Elon Musk declares 'full self driving' software available to all, a Tesla on full self drive causes eight car pileup on SF Bay Bridge, injuring nine people including a child that was hospitalized
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear cub "fixes" a researcher's wildlife camera. Comments that probably include Farside comics to the right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is your age something that will incriminate you?
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How China is electrifying its cars: government incentives, affordable models, cutthroat competition
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"George, you can type this shiat, but you sure can't say it." -Harrison Ford. This is your George Lucas themed Fark Writer's Thread, because not all examples are positive
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(Kitchener Record)
 
 
 
1979: Catch an incurable virus that kills off your T-cells in the basement of Studio 54. 2022: Catch an incurable virus that kills off your T-cells in math class
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Josh "Speed Demon" Hawley appeals to his incel base by telling them to stop being incels. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You are free after 25 years on death row. You beat the rap of six murders, including one triple homicide. You are set to receive a settlement in a lawsuit against the city. Out of respect, you go to a friend's funeral. What could go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You most likely paid more in income taxes post-pandemic than Donald Trump did
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Despite what is commonly believed chronic dysentery was likely not the killer of Edward the Black Prince. So there's that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 301 of WW3: Zelensky is going to the US to meet Biden and address Congress. During his visit, Biden will announce an extra $1.8 billion in security assistance, including Patriot missile defense systems. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue December 20, 2022
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
I'm not sure which is worse: The San Francisco Giants spending $350M on an overrated SS who knew what pitches were coming or the fact that they may be off the hook for that due to their own incompetence
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The annual list of biggest news stories from Canada's smallest province
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nope, no quid pro quos here. Just citizens who united to exercise their "free speech", and a bunch of coincidental legislation that benefits those citizens. Frankly, Gov. DeWine's office doesn't see the connection
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Willie McGinest hasn't hit anyone like this since the late 90s
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes new music from 80's acts and In Memoriam segments for Terry Hall and Jet Black. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #416. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Cincinnati Reds ace Tom Browning loses his perfect game at the age of 62
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Mon December 19, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's been an incredible series gripping viewers with shocking plot twists, and now comes the series finale of the January 6th Committee hearings. How will it end? A "St. Elsewhere" ending with I'm Eric shaking a snowglobe? Tune in at 1 p.m. ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
15 Unusual Lifeforms Ranging from D'awww to OMFG NO KILL IT WITH FIRE. Fail: Does not include Farkers
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
USPS Endangered Species stamp sheet to include Vancouver Marmot because they're scarcer than your Canadian Supermodel Girlfriend who can't see you for the holidays 'cause of that blizzard or Sportwitness Swimsuit Issue covershoot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin's days are numbered, says increasingly nervous man for the hundredth time
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Clark was writing a book of his crimes, and even included a quote from TFG praising his work
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings
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(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
LeBron James became the oldest player since Michael Jordan to score 30 points or more in three consecutive games
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Randy Andy sells Swiss chalet for £19 million to help pay his mounting legal costs. It's good to be the pedo prince
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The UK does not require winter tyres. Sorry, tires. Driving on a few inches of snow leads to some pretty amusing footage
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six bowl games total with three during the daylight hours. Cincy-L'ville in the Fenway Bowl, Florida-Oregon State in the Las Vegas Bowl, and Wazzou and Fresno State in the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl (on ABC). These set of games start at 11:00 AM on ESPN
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Roughly $1.3 million stolen in juggling incidents this year in Austin, Texas. Wait. No. Jugging incidents. Not juggling. Well, that doesn't sound nearly as fun, does it?
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
Hero
 
The only good billionaire just unveiled a website detailing where her $14 billion in donations, so far since 2019, have gone. It includes a search engine so you can check out your area
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
First interview with Tim "Everyday Astronaut" Dodd since being named to a mission going around the farking Moon. Goes live at 8 PM ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In the market for a gently-used, gently-repossessed late model used car? The supply is about to increase
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones has convinced 31 of his underlings to finance $295M in enhancements to AT&T Stadium
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thousands of documents regarding JFK's assassination released. Still doesn't include the long form birth certificate of Ted Cruz's father
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since Pokemon gave viewers seizures. 20 minutes into the future, they should have blipverts finally perfected
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study of the incidence of Parkinson's disease in the US shakes the medical community
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Airlines lobbying to change federal regulations so they can put just one pilot in the cockpit. Otto inconsolable
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Nothing is ever 100% bad, including totalitarian governments
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
New survey shows Democrats increasingly concerned about antisemitism, while Republicans tell hilarious 'joke' about how many Jews can fit into a Volkswagen
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Write a movie review for an internet meme. Please include the meme you are reviewing. LGT a snippet of the NYTimes review of Metropolis
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Orange cats share one communal braincell
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"If you can quit, then quit. If you can't quit, you're a writer." ― R.A. Salvatore. Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those of us who can't quit and can't win submit headlines. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Drizzt Edition
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"I remember back in '22 when the Grinch gave me an onion for speeding though a school zone. I immediately put it on my belt, (which was the style at the time)." "Sure you did Grandpa, let's get you back to bed"
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Epic announces that they plan to shut-down the servers for older games, including several Unreal Tournament titles. Meanwhile, hundreds of community-hosted Quake 2 servers are still available
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
People wasted 81.5 million hours watching two incredibly rich people whine about how hard it is being rich and famous
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Oingo Boingo, Bow Wow Wow, and college basketball. Wait, what? Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #415. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
It's like "Groundhog Day" in Punxsutawney, except the high school principal keeps getting arrested
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Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Does anyone remember the "Great Tamales Incident" with President Gerald Ford?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon wants to attack his bloodline
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Don't cry for Argentina... since they made it to the World Cup Finals
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Since JJ Watt can't get big wins anymore, he'll have to settle for trying to get big burritos back at Chipotle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Actual headline includes "Small Victory in Penile Enhancement". Phrasing people, phrasing
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Blondie, The Fixx, and Simple Minds. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #414. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Combo of bad cholesterol and high blood pressure may increase heart attack or stroke risk." Looks like Ric Romero may have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last nite
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oil has plummeted 40% since its summer peak, and this intrepid trader is doing everything he can to make it hit the anus again
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(WRIF Detroit)
 
 
 
Since there's nothing going on in the news these days, let's find out what Kenny Wayne Shepherd thinks about electric vehicles
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Herb Deutsch, co-inventor of the Moog synthesizer, has passed away at age 90. Worf inconsolable
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Russia forcing low-income teens into military training. Did I say Russia? I meant the US
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Sun December 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
$300,000 for a 12-year lease, plus $2,100 per person per month in "all-inclusive" fees, gets young man a 237-square-foot studio with a foldaway bed. Wait, what's the catch?
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(Hotcars)
 
 
 
It's not an "airplane cockpit". It's the interior of an 1986 Oldsmobile Incas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer who convinced over 100 women he was their true love is going to prison
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
These ten movies don't deserve the hate they get, since they actually are better than you think
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
We're getting closer and closer. Sarah Connor inconsolable
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Thu December 08, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's been a minute since we had a SpaceX launch. This time they are launching OneWeb, the Starlink competitor that was supposed to launch on Soyuz but then Russia got all warcrimey. Launch is at 5:15 pm EST from KSC 39a
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New type of organism evolves and causes a mass extinction. A) Homo sapiens B) Neandertals C) Homo erectus D) Homo naledi E) Lucy F) Ardipithecus trumpensis G) Trees
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