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| Fri January 27, 2023 |
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Willie Nelson will celebrate his 90th birthday with two huge concerts in Los Angeles. Shows will include performances by Nelson himself, Beck, Lyle Lovett, Neil Young, Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Tom Jones, Ziggy Marley and many others
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Hakeem Jeffries promises to continue being the adult in a room that's becoming increasingly crowded with GQP infants
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Sweet. And since they consider all their work tedious and beneath them, we've finally found some workers appropriate to fire and replace with GhatGPT
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Mortgage rates drop to lowest levels since September. Thanks, Biden
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Threat level increased - we've reached 100% CAPS LOCK level now
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"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"
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Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying
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Surprising no one, a pastor is accused of leading a double, nay, a triple life if you include the pastoring as a side hustle
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Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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| Thu January 26, 2023 |
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FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us
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Madman sends grenades to Congressional offices. But it's not a big deal since the madman in question is an elected member
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Dana Brown parlays his fame from the Da Vinci Code to become the Astros new GM
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Note To Microsoft: Constantly threatening to increase subscription fees and hardware prices while allowing hedge funds to fire thousands of your employees for kicks makes consumers not want to buy your stuff
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January has been a bust. February is not looking too cold either. But increasingly nervous weather forecasters, snow shoveling and plowing businesses, swear the East Coast could still get serious snow in March. In other news, it was 51 in NYC today
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CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie"
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The English Beat, Tom Tom Club, The Go-Go's, The Alarm, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #428. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Top ten actors of all time include Marlon Brando, Clark Gable, and that kid who stuck his junk in a pie
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Raised in Philadelphia, 49ers' Mike McGlinchey complicates things for his family back home
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UK Schoolgirl from quiet rural area stabbed in leg with prison shank made from a pair of scissors. Headmaster claims the incident has been blown out of all proportion by the media and the blood-splattered wall was like that when he got there
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Smartphone shipments plunge to lowest point since 2013 as consumers can't afford that sh*t no more
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Man memorizes over 3,000 birthdays, greeting people by their special day rather than their name, and since he works at a retirement home it's a trick that gets easier all the time
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| Wed January 25, 2023 |
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Are you in the market for a new car and have a lot of disposable income? Are you scared of anything and everything? Well have I got the car for you
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"17 Years ago a string of unfortunate events led to my being banned from your hotel. I would like to explain the incident"
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Put your wild side on public display with these jewelry pieces 3D-printed directly from chaos theory principles
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Gas Pump Razor Blades is the name of my Nine Inch Nails tribute band
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It's been nearly 20 years since one man screwed the Cubs out of their world series win
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Alison Moyet, Flash And The Pan, Prefab Sprout, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #427. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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FDA is proposing limits to the amount of lead in baby foods since they, um, intend to continue allowing lead in baby foods
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Cops are unsure whether the shooting of a juvenile is related to 2,400 homes immediately losing power for 2 hours. Coincidence, or kid-powered local electric grid, who knows?
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City of Rittman, Ohio discovers that they've been overcharging their residents on their income tax for the past 15 years. When asked if they're going to give the money back, they cited the 1st Rule of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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| Thu January 19, 2023 |
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Police refuse to help woman who was upset her incantations and magic potion failed to work
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Flint residents urged to filter water. Well, there's a timely headline, good thing they finally let everyone know
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The most evil corporations in sci-fi. List incomplete without District 9's "Multi-National United"
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You should really clean your spice jars. Since all you do all day is sit around letting ChatGPT write your SEO articles, you should have plenty of spare time to get it done. Or wait, is that just the author?
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Sound, OMD, Peter Gabriel, Sparks, and Sigue Sigue Sputnik. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #425. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Pink Floyd announce 50th anniversary reissue of "Dark Side Of the Moon", including a live performance from 1974. Bonus: they are asking fans to create animated videos for each song
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Thirty years ago today, the short-lived college series "Class of '96" premiered. Starring people including Megan Ward with guest appearances from Gillian Anderson, Matt LeBlanc, and Robin Tunney. LGT the first episode
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If you're tired of writing code for evil companies and want to give your income a shock in the arm, you might consider training to be an electrician. There aren't nearly enough to meet demand over the next few years
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Coffee pods surprisingly beneficial for the environment, says newspaper which coincidentally is also owned by a guy who will mail you coffee pods with no fee with two day shipping by subscription
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In quest for overseas talent, Japanese tech and AI firms increasingly pivot to English-first policy, meaning local hires need to brush up their English ASAP
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| Wed January 18, 2023 |
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"When I was your age, television was called books." ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Inconceivable Edition
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Deepfake challenges and disruptions in wartime will only grow, warns Winston Churchill. In related news, Abraham Lincoln wants you to try harder
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Qantas's streak of not losing a passenger since December 13, 1951, is still intact after this mayday alert for an issue with the engine. Still the only airline that Ray Babbitt will fly
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Gunfire damages another power substation in North Carolina, reminding everyone that there still have been no arrests since the Moore County incident
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When you sacrifice your budding Disney princess career for the far-right in hopes they'll make you their queen...just to be flat-out rejected by them instead
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The EU is incredibly upset they don't have the power of the Reserve Currency to just manufacture money out of thin air like the U.S. does. Trade war likely to ensure. So, stock up on all that nothing you get from Europe
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State Department upgrades document font for first time since 2004, cancels Times New Roman, mandates Calibri as kinder, gentler and more accessible to readers
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Danielle Dax, Joe Jackson, Lene Lovich, The Jam, and Heaven 17. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #424. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Ron DeSantis proposes policy to increase number of homes for sale and stabilize Florida real estate market price increases
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Day 329 of WW3: 16 people, including Ukraine's interior minister and two children, were killed when a helicopter crashed near a nursery outside the capital Kyiv. Orc terrorism hasn't been ruled out. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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| Tue January 17, 2023 |
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Vince McMahon to WWE stockholders: "Because FARK YOU, that's why"
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Coincidentally, "Gangbanged by Plagiarizing Chatbots" is the working title of Chuck Tingle's next opus
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We live in a random and chaotic universe including one where Mr. Feeny was a swinger in his youth
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Adam Ant, Madness, World party, and #SynthMinistryIsBestMinistry. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #423. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Almost 50 years ago, someone flipped the bird at a person with a camera. Friends and family kept the tradition going around the world ever since
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Day 328 of WW3: Ukraine General Staff says Russia shelled over 15 settlements near Bakhmut in eastern Donetsk, including the salt-mining town of Soledar. Wait. Didn't the Orcs say they had captured Soledar? It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Twitter owes its first interest payment as soon as the end of the month. Since Elon is paying a whopping 11.75% interest, he's looking into securing the debt with margin loans on his Tesla stock
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| Thu January 12, 2023 |
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Nigerian princes move into cryptocurrencies. The only strange thing here is that it took this long
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Warner Bros/Discovery figures there are still a few people who subscribe to ad-free HBOMax after they nuked everything in sight so its time for price increase
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1960s doctor experiments on prisoners for Dow chemical, Dow severs ties after he increases Dioxin level 468 times. 1980 EPA makes this public. 2003 Philly medical society gives doc achievement award. 2023 society says sorry our bad
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Alex Jone's lawyer to Judge: Hey could you delay that 6-month suspension of my law license for incompetent lawyering? See, I have this really important criminal trial coming up where I'm defending a Proud Boy on 1/6 charges, and... Judge: LOL, no
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4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. General Armageddon Meth Pigeon Princess Di OnlyFans edition
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Guy accidentally butt dials 911 while playing an online tactical shooter video game. Overhead by authorities confessing to two murders. Link includes Ring doorbell video
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Pixies, Fad Gadget, Love & Rockets, and Dexys Midnight Runners. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #422. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Man who dreamed since a child about having an exotic bird charged with grand theft of domestic fowl and felony grand theft. Might finally get his own cage
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| Wed January 11, 2023 |
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There's plenty of college hoops action for Wednesday, starting at 7:00 PM ET. Top games include Alabama-Arkansas, UCONN-Marquette, Crieghton-Xavier, and TCU-Texas. It's awesome, baby
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"In the House it's a showdown between GOP moderates and the far -right. Which one will win?" Well, given one of those groups is purely mythical, or at the very least completely extinct in the wild, that's a pretty easy question to answer
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House GOP member includes Ukraine in his list of U.S. "adversaries across the world"
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Choose the best tagline: 1) Article convinced subby to buy a couple grand worth of GM stock 2) again?
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"Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats." ― Sue Grafton. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, goats and sheep edition
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Gene Loves Jezebel, New Model Army, Jerry Harrison, and Nina Hagen. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #421. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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NFL and Troy Vincent: There was never any consideration that we would continue the Bills/Bengals game after the Damar Hamlin incident. ESPN: Uh, you're full of $&+ and we have receipts. NFL and Troy Vincent: No comment
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Green comet to pass Earth for the first time since Fred Flintstone was operating his dinosaur for Mr. Slate
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Vince McMahon selling WWE to Bonesaw for $6.5 billion
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Have you seen all those stories about how nobody's buying Prince Harry's new book? Yeah, about that
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With the Taliban demanding he be turned over for "war crimes", Prince Harry explains he only wrote of his chopper pilot insurgent "kills" because of something something ...veteran suicides?
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Assam celebrates first full year without a rhino poaching since 1977
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| Mon January 09, 2023 |
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Yesterday marked 12 years since Congresswomen Gabby Giffords was shot. She still trying to get America to care about gun violence
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Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R-eally despicable asshole) blames Dems that the state's anti-abortion law has no rape or incest exceptions, somehow forgetting it was passed by Republican majorities in both houses, and signed by a Republican governor
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The Insurrection in Brazil was fomented and planned on social media, in particular Twitter, which fired its Brazilian staff in November, so there is currently NO ONE making sure the policies against misinformation or inciting violence are enforced
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Canadian government flip-flops again, decides to go ahead and purchase 88 F-35s from Lockheed-Martin - apologizes for any inconvenience
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Court releases a partial transcript of the deposition in Trump's rape trial. Includes pages and pages of E. Jean Carroll being grilled about her love life, followed by a full redaction of Trump's testimony (PDF)
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Florida man gives cops every reason to arrest him, including biting police and dancing in the middle of traffic
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An essay on the "Honey Shot" (when in sports telecasts, they'll show attractive females and increasingly, for equal time, attractive males)
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Old 'n busted: posting incessant unnecessary photos of your meals. New walled-in hotness: livestreaming Skynet cooking your food
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Quay Walker issues a sincere apology for being an asshat. *Looks expectedly at Aaron Rodgers*
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Website petition to convince HBO to save Westwood launched by the only fan who watched Season 4
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CES worst of 2023 includes a pee-on hormonal monitor that could put a woman in jail in a red state
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Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
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Of course, neither country thought about increasing wages
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| Fri January 06, 2023 |
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Wells Fargo fires VPee for incident on Air India flight
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Cincinnati Zoo welcomes first baby of 2023: Isla the tamandua gives birth to healthy pup. No, I have no idea what a tamandua is either, but Isla gave birth to one that's so ugly that it's somewhat cute
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To be fair, has anyone ever experienced a professionally handled mid-air urination incident?
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Jobs market refuses to get on the cart, increases by 200k
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A reasonable question from Laura Ingraham: "You can't say, 'I'm a man of principle and I believe in X, Y, and Z, but if he gives me X, Y, and Z, I'm not gonna vote for him.' How does that make sense?" She's right, you know
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NFL declares Buffalo-Cincinnati game a No Contest. Announces plan to host AFC Championship at a neutral site which is sure to be free that weekend, like Dallas
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Prince creeped out Toto guitarist by showing soul of a flaky musical genius instead of a solid soft-rock session player
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Matt Gaetz accidentally provides incentive for bipartisanship
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Taliban signs first international agreement since taking power with...come on, take a guess
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| Thu January 05, 2023 |
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It's not even been a week since sports betting has become legal in Ohio, and already sports book sites are getting investigated for breaking advertising rules
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Incurable liver disease may prove curable. And a Dong shall lead the way
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Ten Thursday hockey games starting at 7:00 PM ET with the Capitals and Blue Jackets on ESPN. Other awesome matchups include the Blues battling the Devils and the Bruins trying to dethrone the Kings
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When did human beings start wearing clothes? CNN asks the question. Subby hasn't put on pants since 2020
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BAH GAWD KING THAT'S VINCE MCMAHON'S MUSIC... Fresh off everyone forgetting about his multiple sex scandals, Vince is back in charge at the WWE
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"There'll be no diversity or inclusion in MY state." - Ron DeSantis, probably
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Apparently Prince Harry mounted a wild cougar in the field and rode it successfully without getting harmed in his teenage years (possible nsfw content on page)
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He just can't help himself: on his official House website George Santos proudly proclaims he voted "no" on the Omnibus spending bill. Which would be difficult since the bill was voted on Dec 23rd and he has yet to be actually sworn in
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NFl weighing on of two options to deal with the cancellation of the Bills-Bengals game. One is incredibly sensible and the right thing to do, and the other is deeply, profoundly, stupid. So, it's anyone's guess which way they'll go
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The year is 3000. The house has just completed its 10,000th vote to reject McCarthy as speaker. The purpose of this tradition has long since been forgotten
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Researchers Identify blood panel to predict placenta accreta. It includes five unique proteins, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Charles Nelson Reilly, Ed McMahon
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The Lincoln project is putting together a playlist for Kevin McCarthy. So far they have: "Don't Speak" - No Doubt, "Loser" - Beck, "Never Gonna Get It" - En Vogue, "The Sound of Failure "- The Flaming Lips. Let's help them out with some more
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 922: "If You're So Inclined". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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| Wed January 04, 2023 |
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"Great minds are always feared by lesser minds." ―Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol. Well, that explains why everyone's afraid of my Harry Potter Battlestar Galactica slash fic. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Minding Edition
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Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Gary Numan, Yaz, Shriekback, and Joy Division. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #419. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Is YODA lying to you? Trust your instincts, you must
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Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive
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"Whether you're atheist, Muslim, Buddhist, Christian, Jewish ... everybody benefits from the freedom principles that came from a Christian society"
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| Tue January 03, 2023 |
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Insta is the new TikTok, says increasingly nervous Instagram CEO
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TANF is for families that have at least one child younger than 18. In Mississippi, household income must be at or below 185% of the federal poverty level, or $680 for a family of three. Unless you're one of The Welfare Kings of Ole Miss-appropriation
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Here's the most hilariously expensive food items you can buy including a $75 cup of coffee in San Francisco
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Oingo Boingo, Buzzcocks, Generation X, and Visage. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #418. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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LeBron James became the first player since Michael Jordan to score 40 or more points in consecutive games after the age of 38
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In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury
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These were people of the land. The common clay of the new United Kingdom. And in 2005 some TV producers convinced them that they were in space, orbiting the Earth, and seeing the curve of the world. At least they were smarter than flat earthers
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| Wed December 28, 2022 |
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Kim Jong Un makes his usual New Year's resolutions, increasing the nuke arsenal, more war with the sea and trolling the West
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Can Death Triangle clinch the series against the Elite? Will Wardlow regain the TNT Title from Samoa Joe? Does Top Flight get YEET-ed out of the building by the BCC? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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You like big butts? Here's a thoughtpiece on big butts. You may be racist for liking big butts, or maybe more inclusive? Still not sure. Anyway, butts
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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; / All mimsy were the borogoves, / And the mome raths outgrabe." -Lewis Carroll, Jabberwocky. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, mimsy edition
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Incompetent Billionaire CEO has a good chuckle on-air with his fellow Plutocrats about the 5,000 people whose lives he upended by taking away their jobs in a fit of pique. And now we'd like to thank our podcast's sponsor Robespierre's Guillotines
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Can aging be cured? Not from reading this incredibly long article. Subby felt himself aging faster reading it
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Q: Jim Carrey's Grinch movie used to be hated. What happened? A: ...It was subsequently forgotten about?
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| Tue December 27, 2022 |
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Congressman-elect Santos (lia-R), if that's his real name, faces increasing calls to resign
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The best movies and TV shows of 2022. The question isn't what's missing, since it's like dozens of titles. The question is who's got time to watch all that??
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With 2 regular season games left - here are the Week 17 ESPN NFL Power Rankings. Since their topic is so boring which teams on the edge can do something in the playoffs and which playoff locks are one & done? Is that team still ranked too high?
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The one where a (supposed) Southwest employee explains whats happening on reddit since corporate won't. TLDR: SWA's scheduling system is a wheezing 386SX running DOS 5.11, but if they blame weather they don't have to pay for hotels/rental cars
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Virus ravaged China will scrap COVID-19 quarantine for incoming airline passengers, now says all are welcomed to the party
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Before Monday, NBA teams have only won 2 games out of 12,875 in the play-by-play era (since 1996-97) when trailing by 14 or more points with 3 minutes remaining; the Clippers were 0 and 417. Make that now 3 out of 12,876 and 1 out of 418
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"X Could Mean The End For Trump" says increasingly nervous news media for the seventh time this week
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Since Subby hasn't purchased new clothes in decades anyway, it looks like he'll be "on trend" this fashion season
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| Thu December 22, 2022 |
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Parents paying the Grinch to steal their kids' Christmas presents sounds as entertaining as paying Krampus to kidnap, eat their kids
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US life expectancy drops to lowest level since 1996. COVID this have been avoided?
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Fark NotNewsletter: Incoming snowmageddon, plus finding out which Headlines are Of The Year
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JJ Watt has 111.5 career sacks not including this sack he just leveled on a Twitter troll
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A dream $140,000 job on lighthouse comes with San Francisco views, room and board. Duties include working as a maid, boat captain, gift shop attendant, tour guide, host and chef with "high-quality culinary experience." 80 to 90 hours weekly
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Some highlights from the 1/6 depositions including a discussion on the history of the c-word with Enrique Torrio, and how the Mets are a bunch of traitors deserving of death
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Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools
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Ancient Egyptian burial practices found to have included the 'see you later, alligator' and 'in a while, crocodile' farewells
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Russian forces in Ukraine increasingly made up of rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bank robbers and Methodists
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On this day in history, in 1864, General Sherman presented President Lincoln with a Christmas gift of the city of Savannah, a military feat which delivered a heavy blow to the confederacy and showed Sherman's wisdom in using free shipping on Prime
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Hours after Elon Musk declares 'full self driving' software available to all, a Tesla on full self drive causes eight car pileup on SF Bay Bridge, injuring nine people including a child that was hospitalized
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Bear cub "fixes" a researcher's wildlife camera. Comments that probably include Farside comics to the right
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Is your age something that will incriminate you?
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| Wed December 21, 2022 |
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How China is electrifying its cars: government incentives, affordable models, cutthroat competition
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"George, you can type this shiat, but you sure can't say it." -Harrison Ford. This is your George Lucas themed Fark Writer's Thread, because not all examples are positive
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1979: Catch an incurable virus that kills off your T-cells in the basement of Studio 54. 2022: Catch an incurable virus that kills off your T-cells in math class
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Josh "Speed Demon" Hawley appeals to his incel base by telling them to stop being incels. Yeah, that's the ticket
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You are free after 25 years on death row. You beat the rap of six murders, including one triple homicide. You are set to receive a settlement in a lawsuit against the city. Out of respect, you go to a friend's funeral. What could go wrong?
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You most likely paid more in income taxes post-pandemic than Donald Trump did
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Despite what is commonly believed chronic dysentery was likely not the killer of Edward the Black Prince. So there's that
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Day 301 of WW3: Zelensky is going to the US to meet Biden and address Congress. During his visit, Biden will announce an extra $1.8 billion in security assistance, including Patriot missile defense systems. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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| Wed December 14, 2022 |
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Write a movie review for an internet meme. Please include the meme you are reviewing. LGT a snippet of the NYTimes review of Metropolis
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Orange cats share one communal braincell
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"If you can quit, then quit. If you can't quit, you're a writer." ― R.A. Salvatore. Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those of us who can't quit and can't win submit headlines. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Drizzt Edition
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"I remember back in '22 when the Grinch gave me an onion for speeding though a school zone. I immediately put it on my belt, (which was the style at the time)." "Sure you did Grandpa, let's get you back to bed"
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Epic announces that they plan to shut-down the servers for older games, including several Unreal Tournament titles. Meanwhile, hundreds of community-hosted Quake 2 servers are still available
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People wasted 81.5 million hours watching two incredibly rich people whine about how hard it is being rich and famous
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Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Oingo Boingo, Bow Wow Wow, and college basketball. Wait, what? Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #415. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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It's like "Groundhog Day" in Punxsutawney, except the high school principal keeps getting arrested
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Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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Does anyone remember the "Great Tamales Incident" with President Gerald Ford?
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Vince McMahon wants to attack his bloodline
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Don't cry for Argentina... since they made it to the World Cup Finals
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Since JJ Watt can't get big wins anymore, he'll have to settle for trying to get big burritos back at Chipotle
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Actual headline includes "Small Victory in Penile Enhancement". Phrasing people, phrasing
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Blondie, The Fixx, and Simple Minds. No, not those songs. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #414. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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"Combo of bad cholesterol and high blood pressure may increase heart attack or stroke risk." Looks like Ric Romero may have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last nite
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Oil has plummeted 40% since its summer peak, and this intrepid trader is doing everything he can to make it hit the anus again
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Since there's nothing going on in the news these days, let's find out what Kenny Wayne Shepherd thinks about electric vehicles
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