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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"...any proposed approach to achieve herd immunity through natural infection is not only highly unethical, but also unachievable"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's changes to the Russian constitution, including an amendment granting former Russian presidents automatic immunity from criminal prosecution and another that keeps him in power until 2036, kicks in on July 4. The timing is purely coincidental
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your hot take of the day: Boomer Esiason claims big-time college football programs are infecting their players with COVID-19 so they can be immune when the season starts
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans" - OK, 2020, just stop please
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump administration intentionally promoted flawed Covid-19 antibody tests because they provided better arguments for reopening the economy
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News now claims ending qualified immunity would end law enforcement
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
At least one act has nope'd out of the Herd Immunity Fest once they heard it was called "Herd Immunity Fest." Amazingly the promoters got the hint and dropped the name
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone is putting on a "Herd Immunity Music Festival" that will not end well
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
So much for immunity from getting Covid more than once
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Thu June 18, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're boned
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're boned
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sweden says it's not immune to changing its pandemic plans if (when) the second wave hits
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Brilliant' Brooklyn resident thinks he found a clever bit of marketing by describing himself as an "IMMUNE HOST" on his Airbnb listing for a "Williamsburg Penthouse Guestroom." Airbnb disagrees and calls him out for being a putz
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Brilliant' Brooklyn resident thinks he found a clever bit of marketing by describing himself as an "IMMUNE HOST" on his Airbnb listing for a "Williamsburg Penthouse Guestroom." Airbnb disagrees and calls him out for being a putz
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Driver gets UFIA after failure to signal turn
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old & busted: dating while herpes positive. New hotness: dating, working, traveling while COVID-19 antibody positive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old & busted: dating while herpes positive. New hotness: dating, working, traveling while COVID-19 antibody positive
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: Look, you've done this shiat for 400 years and enough is enough. No "absolute immunity for fear-based use of deadly force against African Americans"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Who discovered the first vaccine? "It remains paradoxical that inoculation arose among the exorcists"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Any day now, we swear. Really, now officially clickbait
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Thu June 04, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The eventual vaccine may require two shots - good thing we've got two cheeks
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK man dies after being attacked by cows, casting further doubt on herd immunity
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has a chance to fix its qualified immunity ruling. That's the one that makes it impossible to sue cops for: stealing from you, shooting your kid and your dog, punching nuns, and burning orphanages
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge fund head honcho upset that people listen to advice from doctors and epidemiologists during a medical pandemic and not REAL experts like hedge fund managers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge fund head honcho upset that people listen to advice from doctors and epidemiologists during a medical pandemic and not REAL experts like hedge fund managers
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC admits it made a wee "oopsie" and has been combining the results from viral and antibody testing in its covid testing tracker which just HAPPENS to artificially lower the positive test percentage, a key metric in whether states can "re-open"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca lands elusive Coronavirus vaccine deal and will profit handsomely
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New for singles: Updating your dating profile with your virus antibody status
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dear America, I'm a billionaire who has lost $7.6B because of Covid-19. For my sake, can you please get outside and die a bit so we can have herd immunity and I can get my money back? Love, Your Friend
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, meet the Federal Trade Commission. FTC, Tom Brady. You two have a lot to talk about
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, meet the Federal Trade Commission. FTC, Tom Brady. You two have a lot to talk about
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
White House lawyers: "Please dismiss this lawsuit over us gutting the EPA as is our absolute immunity right according to Constitution, v.2020" ..... CA Federal judge: "As if"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
You won't believe what the "best case" scenario looks like
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Listen up - here's everything you need to know about herd immunity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules against Trump in a lawsuit alleging he's violated the emoluments clause of the Constitution
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers have a new insane belief that is going terrifyingly mainstream
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Why don't antibodies guarantee immunity? Would you like to know more?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Could this be true from the 'conservative' Supreme Court? It appears likely they are going to reject Trump's immunity claim that he is immune from criminal investigation while in office
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
New antibody data suggests that Ohio's first case of Covid-19 was in early January. Vintage tag because that was, like, ages ago, man
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Urgent care provider CityMD: You 15,000 people with coronavirus antibodies? Um, yeah, well darn the luck - it seems you're not - and there's no easy, non-lawsuity way to say this - you're maybe not so immune as we might have suggested. Oopsy
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Schrodinger's immunity
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sun, I am disappoint
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell Insists on screwing sick workers by protecting businesses from liability for them getting sick. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rare WaPo Fark-ready headline: The urgent quest for a coronavirus treatment involves door-to-door blood collection and a llama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby would have thought a doctor who went through COVID-19 would not only appreciate his own mortality but also be more receptive to following established medical guidelines for masks. Then Subby remembered the doctor was Rand Paul
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Make Way For Ducklings": Houston Reboot
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The only immunity in Utah? Businesses can no longer be sued by employees and customers that get exposed to Covid19 on their property
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Technology Networks)
 
 
 
In this dark hour, as mankind faces an existential threat from an enemy that cannot be seen, we turn to our staunchest allies: the llamas
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Looks like Brazilians' natural immunity to COVID may have been a bit overstated
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stockholm may reach herd immunity to Covid-19 sometime next month, official says while sweating and looking around nervously
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
WHO: There is no immunity to COVID-19, absolutely none, and when I say none I mean there is a certain amount
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"No evidence shows that having coronavirus prevents a second infection". Other than that, though, how's your day?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"No evidence shows that having coronavirus prevents a second infection". Other than that, though, how's your day?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not news: Federal appeals court denies silly appeal... New: Appeal sought immunity from prosecution for Louisiana prosecutors who used fake subpoenas to pressure witnesses
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(Some Kansan)
 
 
 
Kansas politician claims state has fewer COVID-19 cases because "people have a better immunity out here". Also, fewer brain cells, more foots in mouths
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The first results from the COVID-19 antibody studies are in and it looks like we have achieved Shroedinger's herd immunity
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Wed April 22, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were pinning your hopes on a COVID-19 vaccine to allow civilization to reopen, prepare to be disappointed
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Tue April 21, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
E pluribus chaos? Trumpanes eunt domus alba?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxxers are inoculating themselves against anti-vaxxer propaganda upon discovering what it means to lack immunity to COVID-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House is gambling our lives to preserve Trump's immunity to prosecution
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Thu April 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How do you plan to handle the nursing home covid crisis, Gov. de Santis? Prevent the families from suing for negligence, obviously
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How do you plan to handle the nursing home covid crisis, Gov. de Santis? Prevent the families from suing for negligence, obviously
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Dammit. Looks like we'll have to go back to irradiating spiders and sitting in on gamma ray testing
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Covid-19 antibody tests could help us determine when enough people have an immunity to the virus that it is safe to re-open the country, but that's assuming they're more accurate or available than the current tests
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Covid-19 antibody tests could help us determine when enough people have an immunity to the virus that it is safe to re-open the country, but that's assuming they're more accurate or available than the current tests
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This is the mom we all need
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(AP News)
 
 
 
FDA's lax oversight of COVID-19 antibody testing has created a "Wild West" environment where scammers are grabbing a fistful of dollars, and legitimate labs are warning we don't know if the validity is good, bad, or ugly
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Fri April 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: the snake oil is coming
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Those supplements you devour in increasing amounts since this coronavirus pandemic started to "boost your immune system"? Yeah, about those
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Science News)
 
 
 
IvorBiggin? No Ivermectin
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Why are men more likely to die of the coronavirus than women? I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact that subby is posting this while balancing on a metal ladder on one foot while changing a lightbulb in a thunderstorm
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to tell if that bad cold you had was really a mild form of Covid-19 without leaving your home
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brazil's Bolsanaro is basically what would happen if Trump was let all the way off the leash.. While he probably HAS the virus himself, he/s refusing to take measures to stop it because of "Brazilian's natural immunity" and promises a cure "soon"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Immunity passports" for key workers could be a way of getting people who have recovered from coronavirus back into the workforce more quickly, though if you look like the photo they'll probably force you back into quarantine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Immunity passports" for key workers could be a way of getting people who have recovered from coronavirus back into the workforce more quickly, though if you look like the photo they'll probably force you back into quarantine
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Mon March 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And here's a Manhattan man defending his "corona potluck" party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
And here's a Manhattan man defending his "corona potluck" party
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since Germans have proven to have strongest immunity to coronavirus, they welcome Italian patients, pizza
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter is not a fan of coronavirus parties to save the stock market
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A sad case of life imitating art: Medical consultant on pandemic movie 'Contagion' tests positive for coronavirus
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jackson Browne tests positive for coronavirus, performs 10-minute song thanking his roadies for it
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Drew and subby volunteer to be test subjects in this important medical study Sláinte
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Now might be a really good time to get a TB vaccination
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Now doctors, after a long day of looking at naked people for a living, can go home and look at naked people for free (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Do COVID19 survivors have immunity against reinfection? Maybe for a little while
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
The Dutch opt for a more "see ya in heaven, Grandma" approach to COVID-19
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What you need to do to boost your immune system to stay alive in these Coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble And if I stay it will be double So come on and let me know
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Sun March 15, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
One of these offers to support coronavirus stuck-at-homers has crashed servers due to overwhelming support: A. CDC chart on hand-washing. B. Comcast removing data caps. C. 200 free Japanese pornos
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Fri March 13, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Herd immunity is failing
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Tue March 10, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a great immune system, the BEST actually. Hamberders and Diet Coke provide AMAZING immunity to fakenews coronavirus
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Mon March 09, 2020
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Would $4,500 convince you to purposely contract coronavirus? Then I've got the deal for you
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